Wojak receives his electricity & gas bill

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @weimardegenerate811
    @weimardegenerate811 2 года назад +1312

    I work in law enforcement. There are people who seriously do this. Incarceration rates always spike in the winter where I am, as people will deliberately get themselves arrested so they have three hots and a cot instead of freezing out in the snow.

  • @MajorBluesZ
    @MajorBluesZ 2 года назад +3274

    Bogdanoff: “Hello? What!? Wojak is in prison, being happy? Release Tyrone in the showers right now.”

    • @williehall4069
      @williehall4069 2 года назад +227

      That sounds like something bogdanoff would say

    • @sickranchez4742
      @sickranchez4742 2 года назад +265

      Wojak in the showers?
      *Pump eet*

    • @HairyKiwiBalls
      @HairyKiwiBalls 2 года назад +57

      This is the plot twist we needed

    • @RockinRocketScience
      @RockinRocketScience 2 года назад +94

      "He bought? Dump it the soap."

    • @GrimeReaperMan
      @GrimeReaperMan 2 года назад +32

      I thought you was gonna say release him from prison immediately lol

  • @CNote929
    @CNote929 2 года назад +1774

    Knowing that they don't normally jail people for shoplifting in NY anymore, I thought wojak's plan would fail and the court would order him to pay his bills

    • @risegaming2047
      @risegaming2047 2 года назад +102

      Even if you are getting jailed, they are usually accompanied with fines as well so his plan wasn't going to work from the get go.

    • @3nkidu465
      @3nkidu465 2 года назад +18

      So, free stuff?

    • @brittanycunningham787
      @brittanycunningham787 2 года назад +17

      He did it it AZ. Didn't you see the cactus?

    • @MrObliviousegg
      @MrObliviousegg 2 года назад +44

      They don't seem to jail anyone in NY period.

    • @2killnspray9
      @2killnspray9 2 года назад +15

      Is electricity price getting very high in the US too??? Due to those suicidal sanctions

  • @VoltecGames
    @VoltecGames 2 года назад +578

    This series gets better and better!

    • @2killnspray9
      @2killnspray9 2 года назад +9

      Is electricity price getting very high in the US too??? Due to those suicidal sanctions

    • @frankrizzo4460
      @frankrizzo4460 Год назад +3

      FJB..

  • @RobotsandMonsters
    @RobotsandMonsters 2 года назад +496

    "Due to political problems" lol nailed it.

    • @ghosthunter7258
      @ghosthunter7258 Год назад +25

      It's true tho

    • @KingStr0ng
      @KingStr0ng Год назад +29

      The problem starts with the letter B, ends with iden.

    • @crispyz2864
      @crispyz2864 Год назад

      @@KingStr0ng"bidenomics works"🤡

    • @Toastedlabs1
      @Toastedlabs1 Год назад +15

      @@KingStr0ngnot Bogandoffiden

    • @surfstarcc1
      @surfstarcc1 Год назад +5

      Oh Senile Joe....

  • @derek_3054
    @derek_3054 2 года назад +877

    Supreme Court for shoplifting 😂

    • @DarealRadexHEJOO
      @DarealRadexHEJOO 2 года назад +117

      It's funny cause it's true. Child molesters in power will throw a book on you for stealing a candy bar.

    • @princeekeson12
      @princeekeson12 Год назад +30

      That escalated quickly.🤣

    • @tedcrilly46
      @tedcrilly46 Год назад

      black female cashier, with a heart problem.
      grand larceny, hate crime, sexual harassment, attempted murder, intention to cause civil unrest.

    • @surgeonrecords
      @surgeonrecords Год назад +2

      It’s that serious

    • @nonyafkinbznes1420
      @nonyafkinbznes1420 Год назад +9

      He appealed his sentence for not being long enough.

  • @mooganify
    @mooganify 2 года назад +358

    Its kinda sad how this seems like a viable option in today's world

    • @luxraider5384
      @luxraider5384 Год назад +20

      In france the landlord doesn t have the right to kick you out of the house from wintee until spring even though you didn t pay your rent

    • @robertorpg2132
      @robertorpg2132 Год назад +5

      man this is for fun but dont take this shit srsly... being in jail is not what you see here, food sucks you can get stomach ulcers if you eat that, read about Pablo Hasel in Spain or read about any real prisoners in the USA, being a homeless is far better than being in prison.

  • @rzpogi
    @rzpogi 2 года назад +450

    Then Bogdanoff bails Wojak out of jail.

    • @TommyGunzzz
      @TommyGunzzz 2 года назад +35

      Would've been the best ending

    • @2killnspray9
      @2killnspray9 2 года назад +10

      Is electricity price getting very high in the US too??? Due to those suicidal sanctions

    • @TommyGunzzz
      @TommyGunzzz 2 года назад +2

      @@2killnspray9 no. Not yet at least

    • @2killnspray9
      @2killnspray9 2 года назад +1

      @@TommyGunzzz US is fucking Europe's economy with those suicidal sanctions. I really hope those sanctions will be dropped by EU in the next months like in 2019 after 5 years of sanctions towards Russia that made EU lose billions for US' interests. And US got mad and anti-EU sanctions came in followed by anti-US sanctions by EU in reply. EU even voted a law in 2020 saying that EU shouldn't be forced to obey US' sanctions (for example towards Iran) US has always treated EU like their colony.

    • @TommyGunzzz
      @TommyGunzzz 2 года назад +8

      @@2killnspray9 yeah. Let's go Brandon

  • @Aatell764
    @Aatell764 Год назад +513

    It's scary how real a story like this is. I've been locked up a couple different times, well more like 6 times for a grand total of about a year and a half but anyways, I've seen many guys intentionally get themselves locked up. I remember one time I was homeless and on probation and I was totally shot face drunk during winter. I ran into some police officers and one of the officers actually sent the other cops away. He sat down with me and talked to me and I asked him to arrest me for violating probation(as I was drunk) he refused and he actually gave me his personal cell number. He called me many times to check up on me and make sure I wasn't out there dying of frostbite or something. Nice guy, I'm glad he didn't arrest me despite me damn near begging him to.

    • @DJdoppIer
      @DJdoppIer Год назад +59

      Holy shit, a cop that genuinely cared. That's fucking rare as hell.

    • @eliescobis9922
      @eliescobis9922 Год назад +36

      @@DJdoppIer a diamond in a pile of rotten trash
      funny because that trash was suppose to be all diamonds

    • @fitybux4664
      @fitybux4664 Год назад +7

      Majority of cops: "Wait, you want to put $72,000/yr of consequence on the public? (Cost to jail someone.) A bullet costs how much? $0.10?"
      Cop: "He's got a weapon! SHOOT SHOOT!!!" 🔫

    • @MichaelJeffreyJordan2
      @MichaelJeffreyJordan2 Год назад +6

      how did you get out of the rut?
      have a good day

    • @NavyCorpsman9
      @NavyCorpsman9 Год назад +2

      @@DJdoppIerno it isn’t

  • @ajstudios9210
    @ajstudios9210 2 года назад +261

    Considering how expensive life is, this is happening a lot more often these days. It's scary because you never know who is the next innocent person a desperate schmuck is willing to take out in order to get free shelter in jail.

    • @2killnspray9
      @2killnspray9 2 года назад +18

      Is electricity price getting very high in the US too??? Due to those suicidal sanctions

    • @Nanohamage
      @Nanohamage 2 года назад +15

      @AJ Studios why would you take anybody out just commit some silly crimes like attempted bank robery and get caught on purpose

    • @jakegarrett8109
      @jakegarrett8109 2 года назад +13

      @@Nanohamage Or do horrible ones, like put a stock on a pistol (10 year felony sentence), or a vertical grip on a pistol (10 year felony sentence), or don't have rifled barrel in the pistol (another 10 year felony sentence), and if you put a muffler on it that's another 10 year felony sentence, and if you put a fun switch on it then that's another 10 year felony sentence, and if you have a standard magazine in a lot of states that's probably at least another 10 years (plus many states require licenses to own, licenses to carry, etc). So with the STANDARD configuration I run for CO2 powered BB stuff, that's a total of 50 years federal prison plus probably 10 more in state. So much for being a free country or having the right to keep and bear arms, but now you go from a 10 year old kid to 70 years old retired criminal by the time you get out. No victims (in fact having a muffler on it protects the ears of everyone around), but you've basically got life sentence.

    • @Nanohamage
      @Nanohamage 2 года назад +6

      @@jakegarrett8109 sounds like good retirement plan if you happen to live past sentence age u can always go back for round 2 ^^

    • @urbanumbra6170
      @urbanumbra6170 Год назад +1

      “THEYRE TRYING TO BUILD A PRISON
      FOR YOU AND ME TO LIVE IN EUGHHHH EUGHHHH 🤬🤬🤬”

  • @peraltaisrael2598
    @peraltaisrael2598 2 года назад +301

    Wojak beats the system. I had a feeling this was going to be a good day

    • @mitjed
      @mitjed Год назад +18

      Pros: Free accommodation, security guards, 3 hot meals, sports, hobby etc
      Cons: Living like a zoo animal

  • @sixkicksfightertricks949
    @sixkicksfightertricks949 2 года назад +132

    8 years in prison for stealing chips and candy is nothing short of insanity. I'd rather sleep in an alley next to a soup kitchen.

    • @steveu235
      @steveu235 2 года назад +1

      free sex

    • @sixkicksfightertricks949
      @sixkicksfightertricks949 2 года назад

      @@steveu235 If there's any rape, it's not worth it

    • @fitybux4664
      @fitybux4664 Год назад +13

      "Assuming the crime was committed in the United States and the perpetrator was not armed or violent, a theft of low-cost items like chips and candy would typically be classified as petty theft (also known as petty larceny in some jurisdictions), which is a misdemeanor in most states. Petty theft generally includes the theft of items valued at less than a certain amount, often $500 or $1,000, but the threshold can vary by state.
      For a first offense, petty theft is often punishable by a fine, probation, and/or a relatively short jail sentence - typically less than a year. However, if the individual has previous convictions, especially for similar offenses, the penalties could be more severe. Some states have laws that increase penalties for repeat offenders.
      In addition, some states have implemented "three strikes" laws, which can lead to significantly longer sentences for individuals who commit multiple crimes, even if those crimes are relatively minor. However, these laws have been controversial and their application can vary."

    • @zachlovescats95
      @zachlovescats95 Год назад +3

      @@fitybux4664 The thing is police like to tack on stuff to petty crimes like "resisting arrest" or "threatening an officer's life", which gets people sent to jail for years. Police like doing that even if the person didn't commit a crime in the first place.

  • @pablodelsegundo9502
    @pablodelsegundo9502 2 года назад +61

    I like how he was transported through Arizona to get to a NY prison.

    • @deltahomicide9300
      @deltahomicide9300 Год назад +8

      He was watching news out of Southern California lol

    • @genxx2724
      @genxx2724 Год назад +1

      The news was in California. The court was in New York, judging by its being called the Supreme Court. The prison was in the godforsaken desert. I figured it was in California.

  • @LumpyHill
    @LumpyHill 2 года назад +86

    Please, I want this friendship to continue

    • @Yeppo_
      @Yeppo_ 2 года назад +3

      same

  • @amarverma9301
    @amarverma9301 Год назад +51

    Imagine having all that free living space and food for criminals, but not for good people who do no crimes but are just down on their luck...

    • @maestrulgamer9695
      @maestrulgamer9695 Год назад

      Typical excuse.🙄

    • @mjpthetrucker9485
      @mjpthetrucker9485 4 месяца назад +1

      Go ahead and get locked up, then....

    • @amarverma9301
      @amarverma9301 4 месяца назад

      @@mjpthetrucker9485 I am not your deadbeat dad, Im sure hes locked up with his sister which is also your mom.

  • @satsubass3497
    @satsubass3497 2 года назад +126

    Damn.I now need a sequel.

  • @danielroberts2012
    @danielroberts2012 2 года назад +156

    I've lived in Asia for years now and my friends here are always offended that I never turn on the aircon. as someone who grew up in rural Appalachia this was a luxury we could not afford

    • @PipMane
      @PipMane 2 года назад +5

      its amazing you can speak the language wow welcome

    • @PipMane
      @PipMane 2 года назад +1

      @@danielroberts2012 because I am happy to welcome you to the first world I hope you understand it's worth

    • @thekietnguyen2673
      @thekietnguyen2673 2 года назад +1

      @Nyc Jeff or he had learn basic English

    • @danielroberts2012
      @danielroberts2012 2 года назад +8

      @@PipMane if it's full of prejudice/racist people like yourself I would rather you didn't

    • @griffinhewlett7308
      @griffinhewlett7308 2 года назад +7

      @@PipMane this attitude is why we have poverty in America

  • @mypackmypower1996
    @mypackmypower1996 2 года назад +36

    wow what a coincidence it actually happened here in INDIA a guy was so broke that he plot a fake crime against himself and went to jail to enjoy but the most hilarious part is even he pleading guilty the judge said not guilty as they found out his intention.
    lol what life can be is so sad that even someone wants to go to jail he cant hahaha.

    • @9manny99
      @9manny99 8 месяцев назад +1

      In the USA they would convict him of the crimes and fraud.

  • @keja0
    @keja0 2 года назад +37

    Most states in the US now don’t consider shoplifting a felony unless $1,000 or more of merchandise is stolen.

    • @mechboltxl4591
      @mechboltxl4591 2 года назад +4

      It's just San Francisco bro.

    • @UniqueBreakfastTaco
      @UniqueBreakfastTaco 2 года назад +2

      lol...what world you living in?

    • @JohnS-il1dr
      @JohnS-il1dr 6 месяцев назад +1

      Commiefornia and that 970.00 usd shoplifting mandate is true, which is why we saw a huge spike in shoplifting and smash & grabs. Prop 47 allowed this

    • @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441
      @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441 5 месяцев назад +1

      Just Sanfransico? Y do know that it happens anywhere due to this stupid rule lol

  • @klausreinsch5774
    @klausreinsch5774 2 года назад +162

    I like that this stupid plan just works without any complications lol.

    • @CORZER0
      @CORZER0 2 года назад +18

      Wojak literally won this time

    • @justwannabehappy6735
      @justwannabehappy6735 Год назад

      IRL thought he would be an easy victim for real criminals. He'd get beaten and raped daily.

    • @fitybux4664
      @fitybux4664 Год назад +4

      cops: HE TOUCHED HIS POCKET! THE PENALTY IS DEATH! BAM BAM BAM BAM! 🔫

  • @jotarokujo9242
    @jotarokujo9242 Год назад +10

    I wish i could never receive mail ever again. Its always bills, parking tickets, or other bs. Nothing good ever comes from the mail box.

  • @donsq4306
    @donsq4306 2 года назад +201

    This happened to me aswell. I was taking cold showers so my body could adapt to the low temperatures so i would not use any gas. It worked pretty well and I didnt use any gas for 2 months. Then my sister came to visit me and I guess she had it cold quite a bit and turned up the heating for extended time period for 2 weeks. After 2 months I got a 2.3k Bill. I was devestated I didnt go to vacation since I was 12 years old. Was doing 60 hours a week so I could go to vacation with my little brother. I have no parents to help me out. Sometimes I get really depressed man. I know money does not make happy but It really would do wonders for me

    • @xboxoneyes7734
      @xboxoneyes7734 Год назад +34

      Dont let her back into your house unless she pays your Gas bills

    • @Puggy42069
      @Puggy42069 Год назад +56

      Money does buy happiness. Only rich people say money isn’t everything to placate to the poor so we’ll stay content slaves.

    • @xboxoneyes7734
      @xboxoneyes7734 Год назад +38

      @@Puggy42069 Tho they are kinda right,Money cant buy happiness itself
      BUT it can buy *Everything* needed to make you happy

    • @seansmodernlife9823
      @seansmodernlife9823 Год назад +12

      @Puggy420 Double edged sword. Alot of higher paying jobs are that way because you are constantly on the clock. If you in a position where you can pay all your bills, and have a decent savings, while still maintaining a life, than your doing pretty well. Unfortunately, that's getting harder and harder to find even with what should be a professional gig

    • @freeman10000
      @freeman10000 Год назад +3

      Aussie here. Seriously are your utility bills that expensive?

  • @diocletian607
    @diocletian607 2 года назад +30

    Doesnt matter how much you consoom. There are also non-use "delivery" charges that equally screw you over

  • @trashpandaY2K
    @trashpandaY2K 2 года назад +15

    "No need to drop the soap, this is the way my brother"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AkiiiMatcha
    @AkiiiMatcha Год назад +28

    Although he acts like it’s the nicest thing on earth. Guys remember: Don’t go to jail

    • @3266393
      @3266393 Год назад +4

      unless you like to be arped

    • @Iheartlofi000
      @Iheartlofi000 10 месяцев назад

      Facts, you may get free food and bed in there, but there’s a chance that you’ll get… yknow

    • @qq84
      @qq84 5 месяцев назад

      And you'll get abused by the guards.

    • @Ansem_SOD13
      @Ansem_SOD13 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Iheartlofi000 "Joke's on you, I'm into that sh-"

  • @jaggular986
    @jaggular986 2 года назад +51

    Legit thought Mooner stole a house at first. 😂
    Glad to finally see the Mooner/Wojak meeting origin story!

    • @jewcyk8268
      @jewcyk8268 Год назад +2

      It’s wild you can claim houses if you pay the bills for an extended period of time and “occupy” it. There’s a mansion on this Badass property nearby that nobody has been on in decades, the temptation to be a house thief is growing

  • @baboonman846
    @baboonman846 Год назад +33

    These are so depressing but accurate and funny at the same time

  • @ZENIGMATV
    @ZENIGMATV 2 года назад +27

    DWP in Los Angeles ripped me off where my bill was normally 350 on average to 1300 in one billing period. I asked them to check the meter in which the bastards claimed it was accurate . Turns out they were overcharging everyone and getting away with it.

    • @sturmpelz1277
      @sturmpelz1277 2 года назад +2

      Did they fix it for everyone? Otherwise it would be criminal

    • @trellblazzermusic7688
      @trellblazzermusic7688 Год назад

      Yeap mine did that and apparently I was paying "estimated" billing

  • @J4ckta
    @J4ckta 2 года назад +12

    Please make a sequel in Banshee TV show style when Bogdanoff orders Chad to make Wojaks prison stay a living hell.

  • @saikakasashi3689
    @saikakasashi3689 Год назад +15

    Laugh if you want but this is exactly what happens in Japan with the elders.

  • @undergroundnet3907
    @undergroundnet3907 Год назад +13

    This is unrealistic, police don't even bother for small priced items anymore

  • @kavaop2121
    @kavaop2121 2 года назад +15

    Thought about doing the same as wojak in this video, the prisons in norway are so nice.

  • @mezo72271
    @mezo72271 Год назад +12

    If he is in california, he can steal chips for $1000 legally

  • @petrvalenta8835
    @petrvalenta8835 2 года назад +7

    Shit! 8 years for shoplifting? Man, America plays it Hardcore!!!

  • @iixyy4234
    @iixyy4234 2 года назад +38

    "Oh so you stole a bag of chips, chocolate and gum? 8 YEARS TO PRISON!!!!'

    • @skorpius2029
      @skorpius2029 Год назад +7

      US justice system

    • @redpilledhispanic1239
      @redpilledhispanic1239 Год назад +3

      @@skorpius2029 Not anymore, you can fill a whole shopping cart filled with that and you would be let out after a few hours or not even arrested at all

    • @cyrusthegreat7030
      @cyrusthegreat7030 Год назад

      @@redpilledhispanic1239 time do some crime

    • @drdnout
      @drdnout Год назад +1

      @@redpilledhispanic1239 seems like gangsta paradise

    • @redpilledhispanic1239
      @redpilledhispanic1239 Год назад +2

      @@drdnout paradise for gangstas, hell for normal people. It just drives up prices even more

  • @DishwasherPotato
    @DishwasherPotato 2 года назад +16

    Bro made prison sound better than freedom

  • @bradleyjayvalentine7875
    @bradleyjayvalentine7875 Год назад +5

    ALL HAIL LORD wojac !!! SIMULTANEOUSLY BRILLIANT AND TWISTED!
    So much fun, keep em coming...👏

  • @wishibabadoo
    @wishibabadoo Год назад +1

    Le journal "le matin" et dessous "tribune de Genève". 😂😂😂😂😂
    (Journaux Suisse)

  • @Zeyek1
    @Zeyek1 2 года назад +3

    lol you used super mario sunshine court scene hahahah

  • @minimalisthealth
    @minimalisthealth 2 года назад +65

    I miss Zoomer. Why does he not appear more often?

    • @Farsiratorius
      @Farsiratorius 2 года назад +9

      he's in prison

    • @Jokamutta
      @Jokamutta 2 года назад +16

      @@Farsiratorius Thats Mooner

    • @trashpandaY2K
      @trashpandaY2K 2 года назад +6

      Zoomer/Mooner are my favorite, so full of optimism and positivity

  • @Fluffypancakes-o7q
    @Fluffypancakes-o7q Год назад +7

    This makes jail look like a recovery center than hell itself,
    Great vid tho 😊👍

  • @geo9994
    @geo9994 2 года назад +36

    Please continue this with a part 2 whenever possible

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 2 года назад +7

    Inflation is painful

  • @paulwhat322
    @paulwhat322 2 года назад +25

    what utopia we have created when the worst punishment that exists is better than the average life

    • @fitybux4664
      @fitybux4664 Год назад +2

      Judge: Your punishment: WageSlavery for 10 years!

  • @ArcanePath360
    @ArcanePath360 2 года назад +81

    It's ironic, that the hard working victims of crime pay for the criminals to live responsibility free, and they call it justice.

    • @ultraali453
      @ultraali453 2 года назад

      Thats why in Asian countries, jail sucks

    • @maestrulgamer9695
      @maestrulgamer9695 2 года назад +6

      What else are they supposed to do?
      Kill someone just for stealing a bag of chips?

    • @wiczus6102
      @wiczus6102 2 года назад +6

      Watch a single cover on how life in prison is before making headless takes. Also what is life after prison? Nobody is going to hire you. Despite being wrong on what happens in real life you also manage to completely miss the point of justice. The point of prison is that a person gets rehabilitated it's not about having or losing responsibility.

    • @ArcanePath360
      @ArcanePath360 2 года назад +3

      @@wiczus6102 Too many erroneous assumptions made for me to even bother dissecting everything wrong with what you said. Have a nice day.

    • @wiczus6102
      @wiczus6102 2 года назад

      ​@@ArcanePath360 Nah man, you made a stupid take because you don't know what prison is like and you have no clue about the justice in general. Maybe don't write stupid shit before informing yourself at least a little.

  • @Newtons_Ghost
    @Newtons_Ghost 2 года назад +6

    Bogdanoff: Yes? What? Wojak is holding the soap? Drop it.

  • @RawDogRalf
    @RawDogRalf 2 года назад +9

    i’m going to have to rethink my strategy. good for moon and wojak ❤

  • @josterin
    @josterin Год назад +1

    2:10 Hey, it's that lady from the government that is on that ad "You can get your solar panels instalation covered in Massachusetts on these zip codes." 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm cracking up.

  • @uvabnormal
    @uvabnormal Год назад +5

    Wojak has become the internets version of a sitcom or comedy show from originally being a 4CHAN meme version of an inc*l/ doomer/ blackp*llar good for him he is too funny who ever invented these characters is a genius

  • @MrLiquid323
    @MrLiquid323 2 года назад +8

    If in prison , prisoners would treat each other good or decent, prison wouldnt be actually too bad place

    • @jewcyk8268
      @jewcyk8268 Год назад +1

      County jails have a communal vibe, but federal prison, yeah that sh*ts not good.

    • @qq84
      @qq84 5 месяцев назад

      And if guards would treat you decent.

  • @sickranchez4742
    @sickranchez4742 2 года назад +18

    Great vid as always bro. Honestly wouldn't surprise me if ppl actually resorted to this, sadly

    • @acetuck
      @acetuck 2 года назад +11

      Ex prison officer here.
      Yes, Yes they do 🤣

    • @discountmorty213
      @discountmorty213 2 года назад +1

      DIdn't some old guy in US did this so he get medical help?

    • @sickranchez4742
      @sickranchez4742 2 года назад +5

      @@acetuck Sheeeeeeeeeet

    • @doomedwojak420
      @doomedwojak420 Год назад

      It is happening already

    • @MrAgmoore
      @MrAgmoore Год назад +1

      I heard that some old guy went into a bank, pretended to rob it and then sat down and waited to be arrested. He wanted food, shelter and people to look after him ( or something ).

  • @sidexplores9001
    @sidexplores9001 2 года назад

    Hahaha is that the "Court is now in session" - from Super Mario Sunshine?!

  • @owenb8636
    @owenb8636 2 года назад +3

    Bog: "Mooner is stuck in prison? Pümp 'is tokens while 'e cannot sell zem, zen dümp zem again"

  • @ErnestJay88
    @ErnestJay88 11 месяцев назад +2

    Some poor people in Japan deliberately stole something and going to police station ASKING TO BE ARRESTED, they said "prison life is far better than become homeless" they even deliberately commit a petty crime after they get freed simply because the same reason.

  • @PHX-576
    @PHX-576 5 месяцев назад +3

    Ironic how being imprisoned gave him more freedom.

  • @EnchantedSmellyWolf
    @EnchantedSmellyWolf 7 месяцев назад +2

    I love it when he is super happy. It has that energy to make you grin.

  • @breezyx976
    @breezyx976 2 года назад +10

    Bruh he went to the supreme court over shoplifting, didn't even plead innocent ffs

  • @ismaillawal3635
    @ismaillawal3635 8 месяцев назад +1

    The best line "absolutely broke, i dont have any money. Let me eat the bag of chips in peace" 1:28

  • @MJuos
    @MJuos Год назад +6

    wojak has better character development in these videos than most high budget films🤣

  • @503punxoioioi9
    @503punxoioioi9 Год назад +1

    My electricity always $20 or less a month here in Portland Oregon.

  • @schr4nz
    @schr4nz Год назад +5

    Let that metaphor sink in: Freer in prison than in the world outside

    • @lmeza1983
      @lmeza1983 Год назад

      You only have limited freedom and we are only 3 skipped meals away from stop being polite and reasonable.

  • @mikael7963
    @mikael7963 Год назад +2

    This is more common than people think.

  • @snesne618
    @snesne618 2 года назад +17

    Please continue with these prison series!

  • @helixastral2893
    @helixastral2893 Год назад +1

    "Court is now in session!" Is from Super Mario Sunshine! Caught it as soon as I heard that Pianta speak 🤣

    • @PianoGamer64
      @PianoGamer64 Год назад +1

      Thank you, had to scrolll a while to find this comment.

    • @helixastral2893
      @helixastral2893 Год назад

      @@PianoGamer64 Glad to see a fellow Sunshine player!

  • @bigkomikus
    @bigkomikus 9 месяцев назад +5

    protip: don't go to jail

  • @chrisstanger6650
    @chrisstanger6650 8 месяцев назад

    The bus ride to prison looks like the scene in the Longest yard with Adam Sandler and the music in the background sounds like 1990’s stone Temple pilots song.! 😂

  • @anokata-kd8oc
    @anokata-kd8oc Год назад +10

    When I was a teenager and had anxiety about the future I really considered this as my last plan. Throwing in a window of a real estate company right next to the police. German prisons are awful because of the food and such, but better than freezing to death I thought. Today I would rather be living in the woods by myself if everything fails.

    • @duxmasking
      @duxmasking Год назад +6

      living in the woods by yourself is beyond hard. trust me, even semi remote is a bitch

  • @philippemoller6173
    @philippemoller6173 2 года назад +1

    "Court is now in session" - this is from super Mario sunshine 😀

  • @honklerbonk8729
    @honklerbonk8729 2 года назад +20

    2032: Shiba token has been discontinued.

    • @jonimaar__2023
      @jonimaar__2023 Год назад +1

      He promised them 1000 in shiba 😂🦊🦊🔥🔥😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @markomark9587
    @markomark9587 2 года назад +2

    Jeez this is just brutal. There's literally no escape from this

  • @kerz5383
    @kerz5383 Год назад +3

    bro was such a high level person with so much confidence, he went to supreme court for shoplifting.

    • @DrunkMichael
      @DrunkMichael Год назад +1

      New York Supreme Court is their trial-level court. "New York Court of Appeals" is their highest court.

    • @kerz5383
      @kerz5383 Год назад

      @@DrunkMichael Didn't know that. I came from finlyand and now I live on the west coast.

  • @mandlenkosingcobo9608
    @mandlenkosingcobo9608 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is becoming every one's reality more and more as the days go by

  • @mastermindd
    @mastermindd 2 года назад +6

    Many people do this in my country, unfortunately.
    Stay strong guys.
    Love from Europe

    • @shrestha_99
      @shrestha_99 2 года назад +1

      Prison in many European countries are fine af. I can't do this here in my country because the prisons have no good facilities.

    • @drdnout
      @drdnout Год назад

      @@shrestha_99 go to country in which you like prisons > make a crime > enjoy profit

    • @shrestha_99
      @shrestha_99 Год назад +2

      @@drdnout They will deport me back to my own country 😞 what a cruel world.

    • @drdnout
      @drdnout Год назад

      @@shrestha_99 find a country which don’t deport criminals, and enjoy your life.

  • @AHE7o8leh
    @AHE7o8leh Год назад +1

    its crazy to think a similar thought actually crossed my mind...

  • @StevieObieYT
    @StevieObieYT 2 года назад +7

    Wtf?! 8 years for shoplifting? +2 Suspended! That's extreme! 😳

    • @ofthecaribbean
      @ofthecaribbean 2 года назад +1

      He specifically requested the maximum sentence

    • @brittneybelgrove9993
      @brittneybelgrove9993 2 года назад +1

      @@ofthecaribbean and some people request no time lol judge usually does whats right

  • @whyme3772
    @whyme3772 Год назад +2

    This is unfortunately true. Many people who are poor or homeless intentionally get locked up to avoid bills and responsibility.

  • @saintdolanchirosius3704
    @saintdolanchirosius3704 2 года назад +2

    0:39
    "T-take that Putin!!!"

  • @RandomFF1
    @RandomFF1 2 года назад +30

    Seriously, this a freakin good idea!!!

    • @Killernaut16
      @Killernaut16 2 года назад +11

      For a video.
      In real life you'd become somebody's boy in prison for thinking shit was sweet and not fighting somebody that openly disrespected you. Working for pennies on the dollar, folding some booty warrior's laundry, eating little Debbie snacks to avoid the garbage they serve in the cafeteria. Way better than dealing with utility bills right? 😂😂

    • @ophatjb
      @ophatjb 2 года назад

      @@Killernaut16 Just come to Finland and commit a crime. You’ll be sentenced to a jail-like hotel where you get vacations from…

    • @heyjeySigma
      @heyjeySigma 2 года назад

      @@Killernaut16 yea wageslaving and being mega broke sucks ass but it must be better than being in jail qith real gangrapists and serious criminals that can abuse you physically and emotionally every damn day

    • @MachinimaGothic
      @MachinimaGothic 2 года назад

      @@Killernaut16 Yeah in real life in every prison everyone is homosexual waiting for your ass. For sure you dont know anyone there or maybe in diffrent countries the situation is diffrent.
      Snap back to reality.

    • @itsmartin9202
      @itsmartin9202 2 года назад +5

      @@Killernaut16 depends on what crime you did, they wont bother you if u did something not that serious, and i can assure you that in my country prisoners are living better then people that are outside ...

  • @mrskig5332
    @mrskig5332 2 года назад +2

    I have seriously considered this myself

  • @base3000
    @base3000 2 года назад +12

    Will there be a follow-up on this one? With Bogdanoff as well ? (perhaps joining the jail as he is ousted by another elite)

    • @risegaming2047
      @risegaming2047 2 года назад +4

      Non, c'est impossible mon ami parceque Le Bog est l'élite plus grand.

  • @Kenziique
    @Kenziique Год назад +2

    Sadly, for some of us this is true.... life, and everything else is just too expensive 😕

  • @saadbouslikhan5483
    @saadbouslikhan5483 10 месяцев назад +3

    bro ,this is incredible 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @freespaceace1
    @freespaceace1 2 года назад +2

    If I'm ever destitute. This was my plan 10 years ago.

    • @thebrunetteinroom7
      @thebrunetteinroom7 2 года назад

      @@JetSkiSuper7 hell no. Its absolutely freezing cold here.

  • @DMMDestroyer
    @DMMDestroyer 2 года назад +13

    0:58 this resulted in the rage quit of a lifetime

  • @darkman9639
    @darkman9639 Год назад

    I fell I've just seen a movie. Great work!

  • @sphinxattrasic4608
    @sphinxattrasic4608 2 года назад +1

    mario sunshine court is now in session lol

  • @zuvieldopamine
    @zuvieldopamine Год назад +15

    I lost my home and im about to do this seriously..

  • @TheMustaros
    @TheMustaros 2 года назад +1

    Super good!! "No need to drop the soap" LOL :D

  • @Claytonalvesreal
    @Claytonalvesreal Год назад +5

    I want to go to that prison too 🤣

  • @thijsrooiakker8498
    @thijsrooiakker8498 2 года назад +2

    Omg haha these thoughts went trough my head a while ago xD

  • @chrisedward7575
    @chrisedward7575 2 года назад +5

    Heating oil at $5.00 and gas at $4.00 per gallon.
    Thanks Brandon.

    • @happyliving1922
      @happyliving1922 2 года назад

      Republicans literally think presidents have a little valve in the desk that changes gas prices. 😂

    • @net2dev
      @net2dev 2 года назад +5

      @@happyliving1922 Democrats think Biden is doing a great job 😂

    • @UniqueBreakfastTaco
      @UniqueBreakfastTaco 2 года назад +2

      @@happyliving1922 you really this clueless about how markets work?

  • @moneybadger0
    @moneybadger0 2 года назад +2

    This is the way my brother

  • @gyulamartondavid9446
    @gyulamartondavid9446 2 года назад +3

    This is art 🙏🏻

  • @shiloranxxer
    @shiloranxxer Год назад

    2:35 Jumpscared me. That sounded real (I'm wearing headphones)

  • @SelmanYasirSezgin
    @SelmanYasirSezgin 2 года назад +7

    Inability to pay was exactly how people used to become slaves in the past (I mean one of the paths to slavery). Weird that it is still going on. Absolutely have to be stopped in 21st century.
    Government shouldnt encourage not paying debt of course, but shouldnt jail either. Some other smarter way should be used for punishment.

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 Год назад +2

    Huh I might need to go to jail
    Wait..there isn't phones and internet there...nvm

  • @BlazRa
    @BlazRa 2 года назад +3

    Plus in the event of the worst happening you can form bonds in the prison and if the system Falls you have yourself an army and a fortress

  • @kowalskikowalski8080
    @kowalskikowalski8080 2 года назад +1

    I live in an apartment. My home is 74F/23C. Electricity and gas total is $80.

  • @KN1GHT501
    @KN1GHT501 2 года назад +5

    Either this or the military, you get paid and essentials (housing, food, etc.) are taken care of, plus most of the luxuries of a normal life (after basic of course). Yeah you have to work but hey the money is all yours to keep, I think its a fair trade. You might even get to travel to a nice place. Especially if you go into an easier branch like the chairforce lmao.

  • @verdantstar2790
    @verdantstar2790 Год назад

    Lmao the court is now in session from Super Mario Sunshine