Wojak buys Bitcoin and goes to prison
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- Wojak decided to go himself to prison so he could better HODL. He bought Bitcoin at 50K in 2021 and was sentenced to 15 years for hold up, after breaking into the KFC. He than met Mooner who actually did the same, but with one exception, Mooner purchased Shiba Inu. What will happen when Wojak will be out of prison ? That's what we are going to witness...
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Merry Christmas!
You too. Always make good content.
Love ur content mate!
Merry Christmas everyone
to add insult to injury to Wojak's demise you should also adding a bathroom scene where he drops the soap if you know what I mean :P maybe also show him after that wearing a female wick and been called sweet names by prisoners :P
Merry Christmas!
As long as wojack doesn't sell, he doesn't lose money.
True
diamond hands baby
I mean..I'm averaging down heavy if the mc is only 35k lol.
Most Wojacks sell because of the fear of being liquidated. What they don’t know is that crypto is already naturally leveraged
Buy high, sell low strategy is unbeatable
I wanted Wojack to come out of prison and see his one bitcoin had gone to 10 million dollars just a few days after he entered prison but then slowly went bearish for the next 15 years until it was worth a fraction of a cent when he got out.
Yes me too, I was kinda expecting that scenario
Lmao vicious!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Maybe he can do a move that when btc goes 200k coins are going to be sold automatically
WOJAK: I know what you think, this must be the dumbest move of all time.
Me: It is..
except, this method has worked since 2009. crazy to imagine what the price would be in another 10 years.
lmfao "Do you have burglar accessories as well?"
ahahahahah
Good detail that the gun seller started doubting him, haha. If they sense anything suspicious about you they can and will deny the sale and tell you to gtfo.
I was expecting the court to sentence him to pay restitution to the victim in the amount equal to his Bitcoin holdings
That would have been fucking hilarious, and have Bogdanoff as the judge.
Ahahaha
Yea good point but here Wojak just wanted to get arrested so he didn’t really causes much damages.
@@zerobudgetstories honored by this reply! Thanks for explaining and merry Christmas
@@zerobudgetstories Why didn't he just do a 'Prison Break' and go shoot a gun into the roof of a bank lobby
What I'm actually thinking Wojak, is how much money do you need to escape the rat race?
Every time I see Wojak drop more than $50k into crypto I see a value that could easily be used to escape to a better place and a better life.
yeah like wtf, the guy is rich already.
Most doomers barely got 200$ in their accounts.
in Ukraine you can retire for the rest of your life for $50k
@@qbek_san wait for real?
@@qbek_san And be invaded by Pu… sorry, green people.
@@qbek_san green people coming soon
The not-so-subtle bit of advice in this video is to invest in Tesla stock instead of cryptocurrency.
SpaceX ;)
"Investing in TSLA stock is the equivalent of having a never expiring call option on future innovations from Elon Musk and the worlds most talented engineers" - Galileo Russel
@@hardcoreclassicenjoyer BS :)
@@hardcoreclassicenjoyer. Lol. As much as I like musk. He hasn't invented anything but pay pal. Lol electric cars have been around since the 1800s. They were a failure then because of the same reasons they are now.
Didn't realise Peter Schiff made these videos
Plot Twist: Dogecoin flipped Bitcoin and remained as the top 1 crypto at $10 per coin.
I couldn’t help but notice Wojack’s iMac wasn’t plugged in
Man, I laughed so hard when he said he's going to prison so he can't check his portfolio. Not to mention free food, lodging. I knew the price of BTC would go to zero but I wondered what the price of ETH would be by then. :P
eth price would be -10 because it is a shitcoin
@@notnolz Please do the math that was given on screen since you know so much.
I think BNB and ETH repleaced the bitcoin's place so in 2035 BNB or ETH ( absolutetly BNB) gonna be lead of the crypto trust me bitcoin not good it has to be removed from all market
Btc is shit coin
@@gamedev4649 Cro is way more marketable, has a better blockchain, and is backed by huge institutions and celebrities. Good luck beating that when it takes off.
He has a brand new car, 4k to blow on "cosplay" shit, this is not a poor guy lol
This is a poor american guy :)
@@TheSamiize poor americans do not have even $1000 in their savings account
@@cr4yv3n yeah everything on debt tho 😂
@@RealBullbear well...you rather be poor and debt free or live like a king and have debt. After you die they can suck you off, they won't see their money lol
If this happen there will be no crypto at all. Since main coin is Btc 😂
The most violent robbery in history
I'm really curious what happened to the guy who invested in Shiba Inu tho. Part 2 😎
Imagine the guys who bought bitcoin in the beginning and went to prison and got out 😂
If they invented cryogenic freezing services it would be a very successful business model.
I'm talking about sci-fi film cryogenics, not whatever bootleg generation 0.2 cryogenic freezing we have today.
10 years for hanging his portrait in a museum? lol
What happened to Shiba Inu???
Be funny if you got 20 years instead
It’s around 18k now RIP wojak
and now?
@@joshboy88420 wojak buying more Bitcoin. Market crashes and he sells
Now it's more
This gig is real for those big players involved in dark web drug sales.
R.I.P Bogdanoff.
if BTC went to zero, what coin was at spot #1? pretty brutal cliffhanger man...
It was shiba Inu
@@spartan5816 So whats the price of ETH? 🤣
Yo lol that ending hurt my feelings personally stop playing bro 🤣
Loved it, but its wrong, Bitcoin is the way. He will be a rich man
Dammit i just noticed that this kfc and pizza hut are located in baku thanks to ilhams portrait on the window 😄
Woojack should have diversified 🤔 drop 100 usd to each relevant shitcoin and thats it my brother.
down 0.08% in bitcoin 🤣 Dice Inu 🤣🤣🤣
Even Satoshi sold!
Should’ve listen to Elon and held dogecoin how do you think he became a trillionare, moon boy missed the pump n dump on shiba while in jail 😭😂 shiba back to 0.000008 when comes out
Where does the screaming at the end come from ?
“I know what you are thinking …” haha 😂
Or Bitcoin went to 1 million but the computer hard drive stopped working during the 15 years and the password to the wallet is lost forever.
Bro why you have Azerbaijani president on that kfc building ? 😂😂 1:37
Do a wojak wins the lottery and then bogdanoff hears about it
The voice was like PZ Leader
BTC just hit 15k a month ago and is at 17k rn💀
curious to see that SHIB price was 🤣🤣
Who else noticed the price of Eth ?
RIP Grichka Bogdanoff.
I love the background music in the beginning
Merry Christmas
Meanwhile 1 shib is 55k 😂
For now he is underwater but should make it back before 2025
what are these prison sentences?
Time to buy the dip
Haha the song
Rip bogdanoff today
I want to know which is Rank 1 now
happy I'm not the only one who had this though
the real Total Value Lock haha
The most fun part of making these videos I bet is the screaming at the end
Where’s the Bro that was smart enough to buy crypto in 2016, and desperate enough to commitment crime for a 5 year prisons sentence in 2017…
What Pennsylvania town was KFC in?
man the first thing id do with moon money is buy a big gun, cant do that when youre a felon....
how much was it at the end?
Bro no
Harsh 😂 Merry Xmas
So how did Mooner do with SHIB?
Which song was that at the end? The chemical brothers?
Wojak prison for nothing I like it when He shout at end
Perfect idea,thanks bro you inspiring me...
Ok bro see you...i have to go to gun shop asap.
better story then new matrix
Ergo coin will be 1st soooon
I have no idea about crypto but is this valid move? Or im just fucking myself already bought 100 dollar worth of bitcoint and planning to forget about it for about 5 years
Did anybody do the math on that Ethereum?
Back to prison for free house and Free lunch go brrrrrrrrrr
This is how it will be in the end.
At least he went to prison
The Jiraiya theme at the very end LMAO
Will you believe me if I told you French justice seized 2 BTC from me when they were worth 3400?
I should have just kept those smiley pillz for myself...
Why were you seized?
@@jayp8078 Supplying E and Molly, I did 8 months and got proper *BOGGED* if that’s not a hard lesson I dunno what is lol
Wait did shib go to the moon? I’m on the edge of my seat over here 🤣
Bro this is dark wtf 🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaa.....but that's impossible
I think this is actually realistic. Bitcoin lost all of its value of few years ago and it is still getting worse. Only the price is going up. Who knows what will be at number 1 in 15 years from now? I'm certain, Monero will be ranked very high.
73000 usd btc monero is 123 usd
@@kolage181 That is the market price, not the value.
Bitcoin is ascam conformed
True story.
Are you from Azerbaijan?
he had 4.5k to buy guns and mercedes to drive to the place he waa going to rob.. yet he is broke somehow!
Dude, i would have preferred to go to a tropical island with no internet.
RIP Grichka Bogdanoff
People that think that Bitcoin will skyrocket in the future are stupid. So many other coins work 100 times better and are more appealing to investors.
If bitcoin dominance gonna go zero yes We gets rid of the bitcoin's persecution. bitcoin is shit but BNB ETH AVAX SOL DOT MATIC are perfect !! I hope We got good news in the future crypto market bro
so how about the mooner...
I wonder what happened to Shiba Inu - did Mooner finally make it to the moon?
Surely there’s another episode in this question!
He definitely made it to the 🚀🌚 on year two of his sentence. Unfortunately, it went to $0 by year 3.
i was just thinking i bet shiba hit like $10 and zoomer is the richest person on earth
I always joked about going to prison/jail for five years and walking out a millionaire bc of crypto 🤣🤣🤣
If you think about it drug dealer that sold thair products for Bitcoin are rich now because of prison.
Go to prison as a viable free retirement option in lieu of an expensive similarly-prison-like retirement home. In a Federal prison you have better government oversight and constitutionally required standards including free healthcare, food, and heat. You can even get into the coveted solitary confinement - bassically a studio apartment all to yourself where no one will annoy you.
is that possible? people with criminal records can buy and withdraw crypto without a problem?
@@Alan-zz3st lol what? Why wouldnt it be? Literally anyone can do anything they want with crypto thats whats so great about it
@@shayan7579 if they remember.. their password :p
Imagine if this went for like a huge plot twist and turned into a really long Series where he's trying to get in trouble but he keeps successfully committing the crimes and making more money and then he has to buy more Bitcoin
lol that's a good one
What a crazy wojak decison lol ! Merry Christmas!
Just imagining BTCs chart looking like that is quite scary.
That's the reality.....
@@rameshchinnasamy9135 At the time of writing this comment, Bitcoin [ticker BTC] is trading at $42,548 USD, with a global market cap of $790.26 Billion USD.
@@rameshchinnasamy9135 no... that is not.
@@rameshchinnasamy9135 tell me you know nothing about crypto without telling me:
@@hellodigitalworld8224 crypto is waste without utility....
"I will hold my coins better in prison bc I can't check my portfolio" have truer words been spoken?
I will hold my coins when I am dead because I cannot sell if I am not alive
ez coin hodl lol
Wojack is such a genius, after hard time, he will lambo !
instead, he got the coco jambo 😆
Update: Wojak is currently down around 61% on his bitcoin investment. He plans to buy more Bitcoin at 10K, and isn't worried about a potential Fed coin that could take Bitcoin to $0.
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This was actually my plan when I thought I was going to prison 😂
RIP to Grichka Bogandoff.
Igor as well
That shit ain't ever going to zero until the end of time itself!
0.0000000001 is not 0 🤣
@@TheSamiize Oh yes, sorry 🤣
What if the technology gets so outdated that something way better replaces it?
SILENCE PHILISTINE!! Bitcoin is forever!! 😆
@@conqwiztadore2213 the network can always be upgraded so that won't happen
Man I love Boomer, such a thoughtful and responsible businessman
I think thats mooner
I knew a guy that served fifteen years for an armed hold up. Never seen a guy so happy to be out and free. Don’t take things for granted.
great story. Wojak is just a genius!
GUYS, Grichka Bogdanoff just died today , 28/12/2021 !!!