The Man Who Time Travelled 0.2 Seconds

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 6 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @halfasinteresting
    @halfasinteresting  4 года назад +7766

    Hey all you cool cats and kittens, if you're here you probably watch a lot of HAI videos, and if you watch a lot of HAI videos you'd probably like to see them early and ad-free and also see an upcoming 30 minute-long HAI special. "But that sounds expensive, isn't it Sam?" No, especially because 1) you can get a free Nebula subscription with any CuriosityStream subscription and 2) CuriosityStream just started running a sale where a *yearly* subscription is just $14.97. That's like, little money. For every sign up we get, I also give my intern an extra minute of yard time: CuriosityStream.com/HAI
    Also, submit HAI topics here or we'll start making RUclips drama videos: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfUdlvw6YgU44J8AnM2U_ZvRMyvh_CUM51LYSqF5nYJB9d1-w/viewform?usp=sf_link

  • @ceres568
    @ceres568 4 года назад +11382

    Fun fact, he was also the very last soviet citizen ever. He was in space when the Soviet Union fell and when he landed he had to get new identification to become a citizen in his own country

    • @aamyushh
      @aamyushh 4 года назад +314

      is*
      The guy isn't fucking dead xD

    • @w2ky
      @w2ky 4 года назад +605

      Edit: Looking back at the comment, turns out I’m just a crazy commentator! It didn’t even make sense to me, my own comment. But you guys seemed to understand it and somehow agree.
      @@aamyushh ok? Are you saying the USSR is still a thing? Because the USSR got disbanded because they didnt have the money to control everything due to how much land they owned. And now it's Russia. Not the USSR.

    • @JPA55MOR3
      @JPA55MOR3 4 года назад +190

      "Was" is past tense my guy." Is" means he's alive. Common mistake common correction . Points for semantics, points for everyone. I "Was " not gonna comment....but I " is." ;P

    • @rareawesomegamer7405
      @rareawesomegamer7405 4 года назад +62

      F6 Xenon
      Talking about the guy, not the USSR

    • @arugula517
      @arugula517 4 года назад +323

      JPA55MOR3 but we are referring to his citizenship so was is the correct choice since he isn’t a soviet anymore

  • @gaelbg3639
    @gaelbg3639 4 года назад +34615

    I time travelled 10 seconds when he started talking about the sponsor

  • @gpearce555
    @gpearce555 3 года назад +8607

    My PC time travels 30 days in the past whenever a free trial runs out.

  • @pandugidha762
    @pandugidha762 3 года назад +2380

    Fun fact : at the top of the mount everest, a year would be about 15 microseconds shorter than at sea level.

    • @PROPLAYEN
      @PROPLAYEN 3 года назад +170

      moving underground so I can have longer days brb

    • @BlackoutGootraxian
      @BlackoutGootraxian 3 года назад +70

      @@PROPLAYEN imagine moving to the core of the earth and you can have infinitely long days

    • @BeeWithSunglasses
      @BeeWithSunglasses 3 года назад +38

      @@BlackoutGootraxian that's not how it works you would still age at the same rate ad its not gonna be infinite at the core.

    • @BlackoutGootraxian
      @BlackoutGootraxian 3 года назад +22

      @@BeeWithSunglasses days are still technically infinite

    • @BeeWithSunglasses
      @BeeWithSunglasses 3 года назад +14

      @@BlackoutGootraxian only if your standing in the center of earth days are infinite. you are still relevant to your position above the surface and you do not travel slower or faster

  • @themandan9456
    @themandan9456 4 года назад +26115

    We all have that friend who sits at exactly sea level his entire life.

    • @justanothercaio1334
      @justanothercaio1334 4 года назад +1803

      He's called "the guy in the physics/math problem"

    • @cruzerion
      @cruzerion 4 года назад +634

      So does that mean that somewhere on earth there's a whole collective sitting together at sea-level, or do people who spend their entire lives sitting at sea level just meet an absurd amount people?

    • @violenceisfun991
      @violenceisfun991 4 года назад +224

      @@cruzerion i think its the second one. People who sit at sea level are easy to find, so i guess thats why they meet so many people?

    • @MuscarV2
      @MuscarV2 4 года назад +139

      Oh hi, it's me, the friend that sits still at sea level my entire life.

    • @adamdavenport8009
      @adamdavenport8009 4 года назад +69

      Fred. His name is Fred.

  • @nicholasdavoli2973
    @nicholasdavoli2973 4 года назад +3091

    This guy must have a really bad expirence with Newark airport.

    • @AM-yz1ll
      @AM-yz1ll 4 года назад +128

      Everyone does. Just fly from Singapore to Newark and then you will understand what he means...

    • @vampiresquid5833
      @vampiresquid5833 4 года назад +59

      I’m never going to that god forsaken airport again

    • @christopherdittmer17
      @christopherdittmer17 4 года назад +18

      Who doesn’t?

    • @bananacat4945
      @bananacat4945 4 года назад +17

      I think he just lives in Essex county New Jersey and he has to go to Newark airport cause it's the closest

    • @happydr_
      @happydr_ 4 года назад +9

      I have had one flight delayed 4 hours and another canceled from Newark.

  • @mattamiller2002
    @mattamiller2002 4 года назад +3470

    A man staggers through a city street gaping in amazement at his surroundings. He grabs a passerby and shouts "Sir, what tenth of a second is it?"

    • @lucidtrip3439
      @lucidtrip3439 4 года назад +68

      An actually original comment

    • @theleetworldbest
      @theleetworldbest 4 года назад +40

      @Drawing Donuts WHAT? OH MY GOD, LANGUAGE... IS SO DIFFERENT IN FUTURE!

    • @aidan3768
      @aidan3768 4 года назад +17

      Pure comedy

    • @yelloweyedkittytime155
      @yelloweyedkittytime155 4 года назад +9

      I love this comment so freaking much lmao

    • @cmelton6796
      @cmelton6796 4 года назад +6

      It's your lucky day! You now have your 777th like on your comment

  • @rafabdc04
    @rafabdc04 3 года назад +1005

    Everybody gangsta till Sergei says the world will end in 0.2 seconds

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +6451

    Now he can brag about how he gets to live 0.2 seconds longer than everyone else

    • @ghostella_8348
      @ghostella_8348 4 года назад +156

      You again

    • @SharkOSix
      @SharkOSix 4 года назад +103

      I deleted my comment because I realized how much of a dumbass I am

    • @ryankim1439
      @ryankim1439 4 года назад +28

      Was this in your recommended too?

    • @MarvelRandomies
      @MarvelRandomies 4 года назад +26

      Wutttt you everywhere

    • @chilldude9932
      @chilldude9932 4 года назад +22

      WHY ARE YOU EVERY DAMN WHERE?

  • @mustangmkiv8533
    @mustangmkiv8533 4 года назад +2841

    10 million sub hour long special: what Newark airport did wrong

  • @antoniotoni8221
    @antoniotoni8221 4 года назад +4956

    I think my dad traveled throught time becuse he never returned from the store.
    But he came back when I won 10 milion $.
    Miracle.

    • @pumpkinspice5848
      @pumpkinspice5848 4 года назад +115

      You can time travel with 10 million $

    • @miltoska9708
      @miltoska9708 4 года назад +56

      Yeah right ,people dont just win money like that ,don't give people online (like myself) who are tens of thousands in dept and have very low income false hopes
      Also don't give false hopes of my dad coming back

    • @maazali9604
      @maazali9604 4 года назад +142

      @@miltoska9708 hes just joking...

    • @suzusat
      @suzusat 4 года назад +84

      One question: were you out of milk when he left?

    • @quasar2099
      @quasar2099 4 года назад +36

      @@maazali9604 hes just joking...

  • @amethyst4578
    @amethyst4578 3 года назад +327

    Scientists: We want to invent time travel so we can see what it was like in the past!
    This guy: 0.2 seconds. Take it or leave it.

    • @Sidararas2007
      @Sidararas2007 3 года назад +4

      You mean future and not past

    • @shaunsuper4485
      @shaunsuper4485 Год назад

      I timetraveller 5 days and some hours into the future

    • @sylvy16
      @sylvy16 Год назад

      @@Sidararas2007 i think they meant past. we can learn a lot by looking into the past

    • @dragskcinnay3184
      @dragskcinnay3184 Год назад

      except... you can't go back to the past. Relativity tells us that time moves at a different rate depending on stuff like gravitational force and speed (relative to that of light), which basically means we can go to the future at different "speeds" (with extra big quotation marks), but you can't go back. At least not according to any of the laws we currently use to describe stuf.

    • @echo_z319
      @echo_z319 Год назад

      @@dragskcinnay3184except.. its a fucking joke

  • @imambival
    @imambival 4 года назад +20709

    I time traveled 7 hours into the future by going to sleep

  • @RamielEdits
    @RamielEdits 4 года назад +1312

    We all living in 2020, while this guy living in 2020 + 0.2 seconds

    • @shadowwolf1611
      @shadowwolf1611 4 года назад +22

      Woah

    • @LuhDae1Up
      @LuhDae1Up 4 года назад +10

      Look at this random man, so inspirational.🤯🤯
      (I liked btw)

    • @flyingdoggo9887
      @flyingdoggo9887 4 года назад +5

      damn thats deep

    • @synishere
      @synishere 4 года назад +17

      That would play out really well, he'd be able to literally dodge a bullet.

    • @bertham8514
      @bertham8514 4 года назад +17

      So he's suffering +0.2 seconds harder on 2020

  • @scottluxon2525
    @scottluxon2525 4 года назад +1024

    My question is: how did they have stock footage of my sad boring friend who has been sitting perfectly still at sea level for his entire life?

    • @fcantil
      @fcantil 4 года назад +13

      Asking the real questions here

    • @JimBean175
      @JimBean175 4 года назад +5

      They're just too common

    • @beagleboy5343
      @beagleboy5343 4 года назад +3

      Wait... They have footage if me?

    • @yeet6806
      @yeet6806 4 года назад

      When i heard that i was like i dont have that kind of friend oh wait a sec...

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 2 года назад

      @@wcjk8428 it must be you since you understand it.

  • @Kratos_Messi7050
    @Kratos_Messi7050 3 года назад +404

    "What's your name sir?"
    *"Sir Gae"*

  • @waycnf7229
    @waycnf7229 4 года назад +6369

    why didn't he warn us about 9/11 smh

  • @hahanamegobrrr6667
    @hahanamegobrrr6667 4 года назад +11551

    Person : travels .2 seconds
    Me who travels 60 seconds every minute : *_Pathetic._*

    • @ItsRubyGD
      @ItsRubyGD 4 года назад +191

      o h

    • @rahuln5676
      @rahuln5676 4 года назад +773

      Me who travels 60 minutes every hour : *Mortals*

    • @ianfrancong
      @ianfrancong 4 года назад +579

      Me who travels 365 days every year: Amateurs

    • @substratosphere529
      @substratosphere529 4 года назад +349

      Ian Franco NG me who travels 1 century in 100 years: *INTENSE PATHETIC*

    • @PokeTube
      @PokeTube 4 года назад +258

      ツSubstratosphere me who travels 1000 years in a millenia

  • @aimanshahzad6488
    @aimanshahzad6488 4 года назад +3334

    Me: about to do a plank
    Time: woah slow down there buddy..

    • @aresfenrir3676
      @aresfenrir3676 4 года назад +19

      This is funny AF

    • @forsenbaj224
      @forsenbaj224 4 года назад +5

      Ares Fenrir AF

    • @heyPeter234
      @heyPeter234 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @heyPeter234
      @heyPeter234 4 года назад +25

      Or the gym teacher is just a wizard who knows how to manipulate how long it takes to countdown from 10

    • @susbeanbiuld5941
      @susbeanbiuld5941 4 года назад +19

      Bro i can time travel 1 second every second

  • @teodork06bulgaria4
    @teodork06bulgaria4 3 года назад +219

    RUclipsrs be like: And this is how i stretched a 0.2 second story into a 6 minute video.

    • @alviGD
      @alviGD 2 года назад +1

      huh

    • @DccToon
      @DccToon 9 месяцев назад

      its a pun@@alviGD

  • @jacksage9732
    @jacksage9732 4 года назад +2319

    “This little maneuver is gonna cost us 0.2 seconds”

    • @zachxiong2657
      @zachxiong2657 4 года назад +41

      @Vanrobo Gaming Interstellar

    • @tygarner9142
      @tygarner9142 4 года назад +29

      **Hans Zimmer Intensifies**

    • @Gamesforus1
      @Gamesforus1 4 года назад +23

      Technically, it gained him 0.2 seconds

    • @grandpanoogie2665
      @grandpanoogie2665 4 года назад +6

      Man, your WR attempt is ruined now, you gotta reset and try again.

    • @CrispyChins
      @CrispyChins 4 года назад +1

      You beat me to this comment

  • @dootdoodle569
    @dootdoodle569 4 года назад +9316

    Everybody is constantly time traveling, at a rate of one second per second.

    • @dicjd107
      @dicjd107 4 года назад +129

      :O

    • @uzumakilol1288
      @uzumakilol1288 4 года назад +310

      Why does this make sense

    • @benfree3169
      @benfree3169 4 года назад +154

      SKLA Cormack probably because it’s common knowledge😹

    • @gwroly
      @gwroly 4 года назад +29

      @@benfree3169 I dont want to be that person but..... rwoosh

    • @benfree3169
      @benfree3169 4 года назад +57

      Gwroly obviously I got the joke..my response was to the person who said “Why does this make sense” & also it’s r/woooosh get it right

  • @jasonjr376
    @jasonjr376 3 года назад +3292

    Speedruners: "write that down, write that down!!!!"

    • @imabstrong3726
      @imabstrong3726 3 года назад +36

      underrated comment

    • @allesman
      @allesman 3 года назад +41

      If a speedrunner shot their timer through space while running the game, this could probably work.

    • @Ninkjeboi
      @Ninkjeboi 3 года назад +19

      Liked by dream.

    • @christiangamingyt1196
      @christiangamingyt1196 3 года назад +6

      As you wish

    • @z1pline487
      @z1pline487 3 года назад +11

      @@allesman oh my god hide the speed runners are coming

  • @thefloofbirb8489
    @thefloofbirb8489 3 года назад +78

    This man: *has the world record of time travelling 0.2 seconds*
    Students in a boring class, watching the clock’s handles so slowly it looks like its going backwards: *oof size: large*

    • @Whiskypapa
      @Whiskypapa 3 года назад +3

      I actually know a fun fact related to just that...
      Our brain is kinda amazing. While quickly shifting where you are looking, there is a period of time you have a very limited visual input (information wise), because your eyes (and/or head) needs to move, adjust and refocus on your new visual target and send the information to your brain to be processed. While we obviously observe this transitional period happening (as the blur between moving perspective) it’s actually a tiny amount longer than we perceive. What the brain does is alter you recent memory, making you think that what you JUST laid your eyes upon, you were also looking at 0.something seconds before aswell. The brain does this to minimize the amount of sensory gaps and make everything feel smoother.
      Back to why this is relevant: If you time it correctly and look at a clock at the perfect moment (RIGHT after a new second passed), this fake memory, together with the actual second it takes for the handle to jump to the next second, will be a long enough amount of time for you to notice the second feeling longer than it should be. This is the reason we sometimes look at a clock and feel it was stuck and just started ticking again after we began looking at it.
      I don’t know about you, but I used to wonder why that first second usually seemed to take longer, but after learning why, my wonder turned to amazement over how cool our brain can be sometimes!
      Sidenote: my brain is responsible to writing this comment.... it just called itself cool and amazing.... kinda cringe to brag like that...... (but at least it’s self aware about it)

    • @thefloofbirb8489
      @thefloofbirb8489 3 года назад +2

      @@Whiskypapa holy shit thats whacky

    • @ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640
      @ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640 3 года назад

      What's the big deal if we travel 1 second in time.

    • @jepp6419
      @jepp6419 3 года назад

      @@ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640 we traveled in time at all

    • @ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640
      @ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640 3 года назад

      @@jepp6419 :°

  • @SamiChenFilm
    @SamiChenFilm 4 года назад +5435

    Imagine flexing to everyone that you will live 0.2 seconds longer than them.

    • @SagarCubes
      @SagarCubes 3 года назад +89

      I spotted a cuber in the wild! A fellow cuber

    • @artemlyubchenko3022
      @artemlyubchenko3022 3 года назад +30

      @@SagarCubes Cuber here too!

    • @manswind3417
      @manswind3417 3 года назад +146

      Well technically, he will only live 0.2 seconds longer than himself & not anyone else, i.e. only his own life is elongated by 0.2 seconds. However, as you can guess, that might not suffice to enable him to exceed everyone else's lifespan.

    • @niftylittlename
      @niftylittlename 3 года назад +23

      @@manswind3417 i don't know if this is correct but it'd correct to say he'll exist longer, not live longer.

    • @mqegg
      @mqegg 3 года назад +14

      To him he would have lived lets say 80 years old (average) but to others he would have lived 80 years and 0.2 seconds old.

  • @AlexandrBorschchev
    @AlexandrBorschchev 4 года назад +5112

    Plot twist: we’re in a simulation and he lagged

    • @Mattbird-2676
      @Mattbird-2676 4 года назад +231

      Actually we all lagged he is the only one who didn't

    • @royallobster7899
      @royallobster7899 4 года назад +9

      ruclips.net/video/PkKAHroBTtA/видео.html

    • @suomiswagmodz5009
      @suomiswagmodz5009 4 года назад +59

      @@Mattbird-2676 so he is the host of the server

    • @onlyvirly2c
      @onlyvirly2c 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @AlexandrBorschchev
      @AlexandrBorschchev 4 года назад +17

      Wtf I just realized that if we were in a simulation, we are being viewed in third person by 4 dimensional creatures.

  • @penumbra0182
    @penumbra0182 4 года назад +3115

    *insert mandatory “technically, we’re all time travellers” remark which no one wanted or asked for*

    • @calebwaddell6948
      @calebwaddell6948 4 года назад

      Honestly tho

    • @calebwaddell6948
      @calebwaddell6948 4 года назад +4

      I've done that myself tho lol🤣

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 4 года назад +43

      And then you get 10k likes with a bunch of *"underrated comment"* comments

    • @nexus3756
      @nexus3756 4 года назад +2

      Boooooo

    • @gdash6925
      @gdash6925 4 года назад +9

      technically, we´re all time travellers

  • @musabzafarsiddiqui6219
    @musabzafarsiddiqui6219 3 года назад +52

    Scientist: "We will make a time machine!"
    ….eventually runs out of time.

  • @Killifar
    @Killifar 4 года назад +2624

    Cant wait for when im impatient for class to end so i can pull out a mf rocket and blast off into space for 800 days to save *0.2 seconds*

    • @swedewtf
      @swedewtf 4 года назад +50

      This is way too underrated

    • @rodh1404
      @rodh1404 4 года назад +88

      As every teenager knows, the place where time travels the slowest is in a classroom on a Friday just before the final class of the day ends. Those few minutes last an eternity.

    • @finntaylor1004
      @finntaylor1004 4 года назад +12

      life 100% run (tas)

    • @fayebradshaw4221
      @fayebradshaw4221 4 года назад +5

      You'd technically need to waste those 800 days in space though so you'd get a net loss of 799 days 23 hours 59 minutes and 59.8 seconds

    • @mariocart2wrholder
      @mariocart2wrholder 4 года назад +7

      @@rodh1404 nah slowest definitely is your last day of school ever

  • @ParsaAsal
    @ParsaAsal 3 года назад +1386

    Notice how at the end, he cut off. He is the 0.2 seconds in the future.

    • @sujals7108
      @sujals7108 3 года назад +28

      Omg yeah he didnt say "i" in hai

    • @puggoman902
      @puggoman902 3 года назад +19

      Underrated, you deserve 1k likes for *making* big brain comment
      Edit: Guys the reason why making is *LIKE THIS* is because I mistake it and it auto corrected to *marketing*

    • @augustuscaesar8287
      @augustuscaesar8287 3 года назад +1

      Keen observation

    • @augustuscaesar8287
      @augustuscaesar8287 3 года назад +7

      @@puggoman902 -No way!- _Thanks_ *for clarifying!*

    • @kaitlynnlattimore7319
      @kaitlynnlattimore7319 3 года назад +2

      OMG YOUR RIGHT!!!!!!!!

  • @ZeroTwo-kw5nd
    @ZeroTwo-kw5nd 4 года назад +1764

    wow he must’ve seen flying cars and human cyborgs in that 0.2 seconds into the future

  • @somedudewholikestocook9802
    @somedudewholikestocook9802 3 года назад +76

    I time traveled 24 hours back in time after crossing the Greenwich meridian

  • @Gustavaxelssonn
    @Gustavaxelssonn 4 года назад +5610

    Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

  • @NovikNikolovic
    @NovikNikolovic 3 года назад +2226

    "Woman on cellphone in 1920s"
    Me: is that a zebra in the city??

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +768

    I’ve just returned from a trip to the future. It’s horrible! Newark Airport is still a thing and it takes an eternity to get through security

    • @donverga
      @donverga 4 года назад +3

      Go back to hoi4 vids

    • @chrisgaming3373
      @chrisgaming3373 4 года назад +5

      @@donverga shut up lmao

    • @donverga
      @donverga 4 года назад +1

      @@chrisgaming3373 you probably his alt account answering for him

    • @TheSegert
      @TheSegert 4 года назад +11

      @@donverga No im his alt account answering for him: Be quiet!

    • @lazyproeagle
      @lazyproeagle 4 года назад +5

      @@donverga shut up lmao

  • @AbhishekBera
    @AbhishekBera 3 года назад +128

    Future time travellers: “Lol Noob”

    • @iya._.
      @iya._. 3 года назад

      lol 69 likes.... niceeeee

    • @AbhishekBera
      @AbhishekBera 3 года назад

      @@iya._. This is going on my wall 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ezequielmiranda5927
      @ezequielmiranda5927 3 года назад

      As a future time traveler I have to say this is relatable

    • @grillygrilly
      @grillygrilly 3 года назад

      get pwned scrub

    • @pashauzan
      @pashauzan 3 года назад

      I can tell that they're fake if they say that

  • @narwhalkid
    @narwhalkid 4 года назад +2637

    Minecraft bed: Are you challenging me?

  • @sla-l5n
    @sla-l5n 4 года назад +7524

    Bruh he time traveled and didn't even warn us abt coronavirus smh

    • @schlhq3228
      @schlhq3228 4 года назад +79

      UnOneBlack r/wooosh
      Idiot THIS is a joke

    • @rubellion9708
      @rubellion9708 4 года назад +46

      @@idontlikeyou4340 @dumbasspolice @youmissedthejoke

    • @derekpatangan9049
      @derekpatangan9049 4 года назад +29

      UnOneBlack its a joke stupid fortnite kid

    • @joosh1563
      @joosh1563 4 года назад +11

      R/wooooooooooooooooooosh

    • @hbi7605
      @hbi7605 4 года назад +9

      @@idontlikeyou4340 r/woooOooosh

  • @nguyenkevin570
    @nguyenkevin570 4 года назад +1197

    I celebrated 2020 New Year’s Eve twice once in Europe while in the plane and in Asia

  • @muscleman5133
    @muscleman5133 3 года назад +116

    Plot twist: the man who didn’t travel 0.2 seconds into the future

  • @Artaka1987
    @Artaka1987 4 года назад +513

    "HAI"s "I" at the end of the video apparently travelled into the future. I expect it to reappear at a future video.

    • @dimentio916
      @dimentio916 4 года назад +12

      Underated

    • @CRT.v
      @CRT.v 4 года назад +34

      If the next video doesn't start with "I" then I will... probably not even remember that I wanted it too, because my memory is that bad.

    • @AlexSchendel
      @AlexSchendel 4 года назад +5

      I was assuming that I had travelled into the future, so I just missed that part of the video. Thanks for clearing that up!

    • @muscovymapping8896
      @muscovymapping8896 4 года назад +10

      If he doesn't do this I will lock him in Newark Airport for 803 days, 9 hours, and 39 minutes.

    • @theenzoferrari458
      @theenzoferrari458 4 года назад

      Shut your mouth before I punch it.

  • @nlcrypto7324
    @nlcrypto7324 4 года назад +1985

    So your telling me he's 0.2 seconds ahead of us humans

    • @bogs8140
      @bogs8140 4 года назад +29

      Yes

    • @ritaDas-xl4kz
      @ritaDas-xl4kz 3 года назад +4

      @DIEGO PEREZ GENIS Lol

    • @atashi_
      @atashi_ 3 года назад +6

      @DIEGO PEREZ GENIS lol

    • @raduarsene5144
      @raduarsene5144 3 года назад +32

      No he s not ahead. He will just live longer by 0.2 seconds because time just passed a little bit slower for him

    • @aayanbaig6736
      @aayanbaig6736 3 года назад +1

      @DIEGO PEREZ GENIS right

  • @aiden4997
    @aiden4997 4 года назад +3749

    Plot twist: Real time doesn't change, your perception of time does.

    • @darktyrant7710
      @darktyrant7710 4 года назад +56

      Rawr xd ~~ nuzzles u ~~

    • @ganondorfgaming7207
      @ganondorfgaming7207 4 года назад +162

      DarkTyrant what the frick

    • @treasonsv2440
      @treasonsv2440 4 года назад +116

      @@darktyrant7710 can you dont

    • @mlgcabbagegaming6501
      @mlgcabbagegaming6501 4 года назад +67

      'time is relative' - some smart guy

    • @Nocthmyst
      @Nocthmyst 4 года назад +13

      Pretty sure that's basically what gets people confused most of the time

  • @jaydenmackenzie3222
    @jaydenmackenzie3222 3 года назад +7

    I love this channel. Lots of info, straight to the point, short and sweet, good humour. Keep it up!

    • @abgvedr
      @abgvedr Год назад

      And loads of nonsense about time travel

  • @DaltonHBrown
    @DaltonHBrown 4 года назад +870

    Me: *AFK'ing my minecraft creeper farm, thinking about going to bed to pass the time faster*
    HAI: "taking a nap is like time travel"

    • @colonel1003
      @colonel1003 4 года назад +6

      haha minecraft joke

    • @feras_133
      @feras_133 4 года назад +1

      Lol so true

    • @sirgrim3905
      @sirgrim3905 4 года назад +2

      Well if you think about it it is true.

    • @Jojozilla426
      @Jojozilla426 4 года назад +1

      You gonna have alot of phantoms when you get back

    • @cv_luka
      @cv_luka 4 года назад +1

      @@Jojozilla426 not if he play 1.8.9 Version

  • @davitisahakyan48
    @davitisahakyan48 4 года назад +6689

    Mr. Beast: Who time travels the longest wins 50,000

    • @davitisahakyan48
      @davitisahakyan48 4 года назад +43

      Kire Or while doing the vid hearing a random sound from: Thanks for the 50k

    • @zenonix5710
      @zenonix5710 4 года назад +18

      Only $50? Normally he gives them more but okay

    • @davitisahakyan48
      @davitisahakyan48 4 года назад +8

      Zenonix 50,000 sorry

    • @SpectureYT
      @SpectureYT 4 года назад +4

      50,000 what iPhone 12s??

    • @zazyreqpro8132
      @zazyreqpro8132 4 года назад +1

      First to time travel wins 50 k

  • @fiferplayeralt7118
    @fiferplayeralt7118 4 года назад +835

    I think HAI is starting to get a lot of conspiracy theories.

  • @shalevfagen9852
    @shalevfagen9852 3 года назад +76

    this guy goes 0.2 second into the future
    me: I've been to Asia.

    • @samp5560
      @samp5560 3 года назад +5

      This makes no sense, it’s so random

    • @istantoomanygroupscheckemo4016
      @istantoomanygroupscheckemo4016 3 года назад +2

      @@samp5560 true

    • @rahtjesu
      @rahtjesu 3 года назад +2

      @@samp5560 time zones joke

    • @AB-jt4rs
      @AB-jt4rs 3 года назад +1

      @@samp5560 r/wooooo0O0oO0oSHh

    • @flowerpot1300
      @flowerpot1300 3 года назад +1

      I live in Australia. If I go to England, and that's in the past. If I come back will I be going back to the future?

  • @svrsakura
    @svrsakura 4 года назад +233

    is there a reason the last "i" is missing from the CuriousityStream URL? that was like... 0.2 seconds missing from the video... oh.

  • @ponraul1221
    @ponraul1221 4 года назад +2861

    *Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together, we can stop this.*

    • @imcarlosjr4898
      @imcarlosjr4898 4 года назад +30

      Yes

    • @battleshiparmorlord
      @battleshiparmorlord 4 года назад +209

      believe it or not, the tallest giraffe is indeed taller than any other giraffe

    • @Pribumi1
      @Pribumi1 4 года назад +52

      Wait, I thought every minute, 60 seconds passes?

    • @luckystar3641
      @luckystar3641 4 года назад +35

      @@Pribumi1 actually it's 'Every 60 seconds in Africa, 60,000 milliseconds pass. Together, we can stop this.'

    • @luckystar3641
      @luckystar3641 4 года назад +7

      @Starfish Prime I was making a joke :(

  • @GauravHarsule
    @GauravHarsule 4 года назад +126

    Either this man has travelled 0.2 seconds into the future, or the rest of us all have 200 ping irl🤷‍♂️

  • @ap1jpanimations920
    @ap1jpanimations920 3 года назад +64

    Someone: Hai!
    Me: Hello!
    That person: No, I was just saying the name of a channel.

    • @blutoonmation
      @blutoonmation 3 года назад

      What

    • @thestig7019
      @thestig7019 3 года назад

      @@blutoonmation hai = half as interesting

    • @troger147
      @troger147 3 года назад

      Yes!

    • @Soleial
      @Soleial 3 года назад +1

      はい (yes) (hai)

    • @mypiang
      @mypiang 5 месяцев назад

      thats yes in japanese

  • @joeym5243
    @joeym5243 4 года назад +794

    Person: *travels 2 seconds into the future*
    Stockbrokers: we can use that

    • @ImTheBluestBird
      @ImTheBluestBird 4 года назад +54

      Wasn’t even two seconds, smh 😔

    • @Sataka23clips
      @Sataka23clips 4 года назад +46

      0.2 seconds means 1 million for some one

    • @catussupreme
      @catussupreme 4 года назад +11

      0.2 seconds!

    • @jai-kk5uu
      @jai-kk5uu 4 года назад +3

      They could have used if he traveled in past

    • @Vyclops
      @Vyclops 4 года назад +1

      fix your comment it's 0.2 not 2

  • @cathalpoon6341
    @cathalpoon6341 4 года назад +554

    Is the last “I” in HAI cut off at the end of the video. Like very end.

    • @halfasinteresting
      @halfasinteresting  4 года назад +613

      People watch till the end?

    • @Aluatis
      @Aluatis 4 года назад +402

      I just thought that was a 0.2 second joke.

    • @blyat1648
      @blyat1648 4 года назад +127

      @@halfasinteresting hmmm, maybe it ends 0.2 seconds early...

    • @calebwaddell6948
      @calebwaddell6948 4 года назад +65

      @@halfasinteresting, I know I hang out in the comments longer than I should after the end if an HAI video. So I usually hear the end of the video.

    • @zainhaq
      @zainhaq 4 года назад +7

      oh yeah maybe i watched to the end

  • @galacticbat5224
    @galacticbat5224 4 года назад +1616

    Last time I came this early he was still talking about bricks to deter the FBI

    • @heejungbyun6934
      @heejungbyun6934 4 года назад +64

      you mean he was talking about bricks so the FBI and all of us could gain more knowledge about civil engineering.

    • @arjunsairam5949
      @arjunsairam5949 4 года назад

      lame

    • @August140
      @August140 4 года назад

      Same

    • @sonicvenom8292
      @sonicvenom8292 4 года назад +8

      I really wanted to know about the longer, newer bricks. If only he made more videos that needed FBI bore-ing, so we can get more about bricks.

    • @wilyriley_
      @wilyriley_ 4 года назад +1

      @@sonicvenom8292 See, this is why HAI will never make a video on bricks. What he will instead do is distract the government with enough brick facts that it will be the length of a normal HAI video.

  • @seamuss5174
    @seamuss5174 2 года назад +5

    Bro shoulda warned us of 9/11

  • @mindblownduck5129
    @mindblownduck5129 4 года назад +557

    First step to time travel: *CONTENT DELETED*

    • @aawqaq620
      @aawqaq620 4 года назад +9

      Fbi agent: i get 500000$ for banning a person saying how to time travel hshaha i.m rich

    • @denji6975
      @denji6975 4 года назад +4

      *[REDACTED]*

    • @themysteryquadrio339
      @themysteryquadrio339 4 года назад +3

      I hope that was a reference to when Dipper tried teaching time travel and the ink was crossed out

    • @rkpyi8616
      @rkpyi8616 4 года назад +1

      You need to time travel back when the video still exist xD

    • @joshuastoaac9572
      @joshuastoaac9572 3 года назад +2

      Step one: make two giant metal cubes the size of manhattan made of copper iron nickel lead
      Step two: make them collide
      Step three: jump into the area where the cubes collide and the window of opportunity to go back in time will last 0.00000000000004 seconds but the chance of you getting transported as a whole would be more unlikely than if you were to pick a random person on the earth and getting paul rudd and picking again and getting paul rudd

  • @hmongpepper3340
    @hmongpepper3340 3 года назад +635

    Me: *Sleeps*
    Scientists: “Time Traveler”

  • @mishalshaw708
    @mishalshaw708 4 года назад +1681

    *My brain has left the chat*

    • @kurai575
      @kurai575 4 года назад +40

      It ws never there to begin with

    • @mishalshaw708
      @mishalshaw708 4 года назад +18

      @@kurai575 LMAO
      That one got me
      Btw I got academic excellence award from school last year :)))

    • @kurai575
      @kurai575 4 года назад +21

      @@mishalshaw708 nc one bro hope u do well in the future! Congratulations btw!

    • @mishalshaw708
      @mishalshaw708 4 года назад +7

      Thanks ;)

    • @kurai575
      @kurai575 4 года назад +4

      @@mishalshaw708 Np

  • @floatytrouty
    @floatytrouty 3 года назад +9

    Dude:Time travelled .2 sec to the future
    People who have crossed the International Date Line:Are you challenging me?

  • @mohammadaamirkardar4358
    @mohammadaamirkardar4358 4 года назад +56

    My cousin was driving so fast a few years ago that he time travelled straight to his funeral.
    .
    .
    .
    Yeah, he died in a car crash. Still miss that bastard.

    • @bawicz0
      @bawicz0 4 года назад

      Reest ine piece 😕😟😬🤫🤭😨😨😯😧😮😳😢😥🤮😩😓😖😱🤮😰😔🙄🧐😏😒😔😰☹️☹️😙😙☺️😍🤗🤩😁😀😀😄😘🙁😕🤭😓😞😩😵😱🤮

    • @MoneyHungryRito
      @MoneyHungryRito 4 года назад +7

      @@bawicz0 Im 8 so im going to use a bunch of emojis 😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆😉😊😋😎😍😘🥰😗😙😚☺️🙂🤗😟😔🤐😣😲🤧🤓😷😳😱😵🤢🤬😡😰😭

    • @Floedekage
      @Floedekage 4 года назад +2

      I don't believe you.
      Could you please replicate the conditions and run a test to see if you get the same result?

  • @elijaha773
    @elijaha773 4 года назад +588

    2 things that are endless in life: death, and HAI Newark jokes.

    • @harshvithlani9399
      @harshvithlani9399 4 года назад +5

      You want to know how forever feels? Well, close your eyes and count to one. That is how long forever feels.

    • @TAOEXPRESS
      @TAOEXPRESS 4 года назад +2

      @@harshvithlani9399i think i know where that's from, but i forgot.

    • @harshvithlani9399
      @harshvithlani9399 4 года назад +3

      Vladimir kurzkuzkat

    • @otzi1
      @otzi1 4 года назад +2

      And taxes too

    • @TAOEXPRESS
      @TAOEXPRESS 4 года назад +1

      @@harshvithlani9399 thanks for telling me

  • @chaoticonipad
    @chaoticonipad 4 года назад +292

    Bro I’m still at the airport security. Need 300 more days let’s gooo

  • @Spyziy
    @Spyziy 3 года назад +6

    Me: wants to see a video of someone seem to teleport a few feet
    Him: *physics and stuff*

  • @routadu
    @routadu 4 года назад +266

    Time travelling happens in exams
    3 hour exam starts:
    After 5 mins:
    Time's up, submit your answer sheet and leave

    • @dikshhao.o4171
      @dikshhao.o4171 4 года назад +5

      Lol XD
      Opposite in maths class

    • @ranjani925
      @ranjani925 4 года назад +1

      @@dikshhao.o4171 In civics class i guess... maths exam it ends before starting 😅

    • @samshaffer2250
      @samshaffer2250 3 года назад +4

      Can't relate, i get tests done fast then sit there for what feels like hours

    • @dunzdoesstuff
      @dunzdoesstuff 3 года назад +7

      time flies when youre doing it
      however when you're finished it feels super long

    • @enthusiasticarsonsist2366
      @enthusiasticarsonsist2366 3 года назад

      Mines diffrent
      Exam starts 8.45
      Me spend 30 minutes doing exam
      Clock: 15 minutes have passed sit there for 45 minutes and be quite

  • @wizardofharry
    @wizardofharry 4 года назад +1012

    This guy: Does something truly interesting that involves time travel
    Me: *Travels to the future by sleeping all day*

    • @nopongastunombreeninternet
      @nopongastunombreeninternet 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html

    • @sunnyluna5042
      @sunnyluna5042 4 года назад +9

      No pongas tu nombre en internet We get it, you don’t need to spam it

    • @wizardofharry
      @wizardofharry 4 года назад +1

      No pongas tu nombre en internet ok man

    • @Ruby_Mochii
      @Ruby_Mochii 4 года назад +1

      I may have just found my time travelling buddies, ahaha

    • @wizardofharry
      @wizardofharry 4 года назад

      Patrick Jackson lol

  • @baderhh9928
    @baderhh9928 4 года назад +405

    People in the past: sorcery.
    Old people: probably just some lies
    Gamers: *lag*

    • @IGetModerateSleep
      @IGetModerateSleep 3 года назад +4

      Ugh my *M I C R O S O F T. W I N D O W S 5* it like 50 years old idk but there is so much L A G. On Z O O M

    • @skeb2144
      @skeb2144 3 года назад

      @@IGetModerateSleep windows is not 50 years old and zoom wont be able to run on a *w i n d o w s 5*

    • @r.k.1355
      @r.k.1355 3 года назад

      @@skeb2144 r/woooosh

    • @skeb2144
      @skeb2144 3 года назад

      @@r.k.1355 im saying windows did not have pcs that can run on zoom and i dont think there is a windows 5

    • @r.k.1355
      @r.k.1355 3 года назад +1

      @@skeb2144 but still, it was a J O K E. And YOU missed it. So, henceforth, r/woooosh

  • @Lc.doodle
    @Lc.doodle 2 года назад

    I love how these videos are short n sweet! They get right to the point.

  • @Sebastian-eo8xl
    @Sebastian-eo8xl 4 года назад +965

    Me: *checks clock, sees 6:01 am , time to sleep for 5 mins*"
    Me again: *checks clock, sees 8 am*
    TIME TRAVEL!

    • @SpaceGood.
      @SpaceGood. 4 года назад +13

      Lmfao same

    • @sabirj2074
      @sabirj2074 4 года назад +24

      If we sleep for a long enough time we can create the illusion of time travel so let’s do an induced coma for 5-10 years

    • @mootwo_
      @mootwo_ 4 года назад +2

      @@sabirj2074 are you a demigod because as a human, i can't purposely sleep for 5 years straight

    • @eliasredlich3425
      @eliasredlich3425 4 года назад +3

      @@mootwo_ Don't worry I can help you sleep for a long time but that time might be forever.

    • @Kobuso
      @Kobuso 4 года назад

      Fer Reaf a man has been in coma for 37 years

  • @overheaven8684
    @overheaven8684 4 года назад +418

    "King Crimson... I blew away 0.5 seconds of time. And all thats left is the action of the bullets hitting you."

  • @exploding_pineapples
    @exploding_pineapples 4 года назад +523

    What?! I've been time travelling since I was born!

    • @kumbaya69421
      @kumbaya69421 4 года назад +5

      Oh shit how?

    • @swat1229
      @swat1229 4 года назад +8

      Just as fast as everyone else 😉

    • @calebwaddell6948
      @calebwaddell6948 4 года назад +4

      Well, if you live longer than any other human alive than you can say that you traveled further into the future from where you started than any one else ever has.

    • @loverboycurly
      @loverboycurly 4 года назад

      120 likes!!

    • @exudeku
      @exudeku 4 года назад +2

      (insert existencial crisis)

  • @robertklund3201
    @robertklund3201 Год назад +1

    I have noticed that the closer I get to a deadline, the faster time seems to travel.

  • @wizardish1264
    @wizardish1264 4 года назад +114

    Technically, objects traveling at different velocities can experience time the same. Velocity is a vector meaning it’s directional, so if one train was going 10 m/s north and another was going 10 m/s south, they would experience time the same, despite having different velocities. So it is actually speed that’s important. (If you want to get technical it’s speed in relation to time which is distance, so technically it’s distance that’s important.)

    • @benjaminmarks8765
      @benjaminmarks8765 4 года назад +3

      Good clarification thanks

    • @паша-н3у5н
      @паша-н3у5н 4 года назад +4

      That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works

    • @WeaponsGG
      @WeaponsGG 4 года назад +2

      The velocities are the same in your explanation. The direction is changed though. If the velocity was changed then it would a different story. I don't think direction makes much of a difference to velocity.

    • @louisrorison8457
      @louisrorison8457 4 года назад +9

      @@WeaponsGG Velocity is made up of two components, speed and direction. Velocity changes as you change direction. Many people use velocity and speed interchangeably

    • @WeaponsGG
      @WeaponsGG 4 года назад +3

      @@louisrorison8457 ah I was misunderstanding. I mean to say the magnitude is still the same of the direction is changed. If the magnitude is the same regardless of direction, wouldn't the dilation of time be the exact same for both people? I know velocity is a vector so it is comprised of both direction and magnitude. Using them interchangeably seems misleading and even confusing BC one is direction and the other is magnitude.

  • @brandoncisonno4545
    @brandoncisonno4545 4 года назад +668

    Newark airport: exists
    Half is interesting: imma bout to end this mans whole career.
    BTW- United should start operating at JFK again and reduce flights at Newark if it’s that bad

    • @buzzknudson5707
      @buzzknudson5707 4 года назад +5

      we need a petition. it’s that bad

    • @josh-hh9dh
      @josh-hh9dh 4 года назад +2

      Elise Barnes its worse than the video implies

    • @hanoj87
      @hanoj87 4 года назад +2

      It is sooooooo bad

    • @NazadYT
      @NazadYT 4 года назад +2

      It’s not bad at all. People here definitely don’t fly united through EWR otherwise they’d know that the United terminal is great in Newark... the rest of the airport not so much.

    • @thechickenstew3716
      @thechickenstew3716 4 года назад +2

      My experience from united is that it has really small seat pitch, and bad delays (5h+) so i would not want that at jfk

  • @esoij
    @esoij 3 года назад +12

    This dude teaches stuff AND has a good sense of humor! Finally, a good channel!

    • @michaelramsey82
      @michaelramsey82 2 года назад +2

      I've seen this comment so many times that I'm starting to think this is HAI's alt account.

  • @NotAmira_
    @NotAmira_ 4 года назад +805

    There's a second Roaring Twenties, but with COVID-19 and protests.

    • @heyitsval88
      @heyitsval88 4 года назад +96

      More like the screaming 20s

    • @vegetable1495
      @vegetable1495 4 года назад +58

      More like Crying Twenties

    • @louisll.nicholls5347
      @louisll.nicholls5347 4 года назад +37

      Yeah, but the 1920s also had crime, violence, gangs, racism and lots of KKK members.

    • @Cassieniemann2541
      @Cassieniemann2541 4 года назад +38

      You mean the Spanish flu and the Tulsa riots riots right.

    • @Cassieniemann2541
      @Cassieniemann2541 4 года назад +26

      Or are you referring to the 1820s with the eggnog riot and first cholera pandemic.

  • @bigziti_osc
    @bigziti_osc 4 года назад +289

    The brick community when Sam finally posts a real brick video for April Fools: *I am Inevitable.*

    • @Vyclops
      @Vyclops 4 года назад +2

      tf is a brick community

    • @jamier65551
      @jamier65551 4 года назад

      @@Vyclops inside jokes

    • @robk5969
      @robk5969 4 года назад

      @@Vyclops ruclips.net/video/iU5sdW4xxZQ/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/pWNGAUvSyOc/видео.html

    • @Vyclops
      @Vyclops 4 года назад

      @@robk5969 oooooohhh

  • @anakinskywalker500
    @anakinskywalker500 4 года назад +861

    If this was interesting, he would travel 0.04 secs, if it was “ half as interesting” it would be 0.02

  • @space_gamer9146
    @space_gamer9146 Год назад +3

    4:28 feels like a shoutout of my pfp, thanks!

  • @daviddavis4885
    @daviddavis4885 4 года назад +333

    I’d like to clarify something: This isn’t “time-travel” it’s better to think of it as “having more time fit into a smaller space.”

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 4 года назад +67

      "Time travel" isn't really strictly defined in the first place

    • @wigglebot2368
      @wigglebot2368 4 года назад +12

      Making time go faster then suddenly making it as if that didn't happen is time travel as you are warping between time

    • @TheParadiseParadox
      @TheParadiseParadox 4 года назад +6

      How do you fit time into space? With a shoe horn I guess

    • @Somerandomdude-ev2uh
      @Somerandomdude-ev2uh 4 года назад +1

      What would you define as "time travel"

    • @alexv3357
      @alexv3357 4 года назад +8

      As far as Einstein is concerned, Krikalev exchanged less travel through time for more travel in space relative to slow-moving, fast-living ground-dwellers

  • @flashstar1234
    @flashstar1234 4 года назад +251

    “Or roughly the same amount of time to get through security at Newark airport”
    -Half as Interesting

  • @easyhard-origami5985
    @easyhard-origami5985 3 года назад +492

    how to time travel:
    step 1: it has to be very early in the morning
    step 2: go to the airport
    step 3: book a flight to another country
    step 4: you are now in a different timezone
    done

    • @Dackered
      @Dackered 3 года назад +9

      brain

    • @rovanopong5033
      @rovanopong5033 3 года назад +2

      Got this analogy

    • @ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640
      @ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640 3 года назад +3

      I mean. If rn it's day its night somewhere else. So if you go to the other side of the world you basically traveled through time a lot quick.

    • @iisylilia3424
      @iisylilia3424 3 года назад +1

      Yeah this is big Brain time

    • @tuxedo1557
      @tuxedo1557 3 года назад

      time traveling

  • @toasii1469
    @toasii1469 3 года назад +10

    My PC is a time machine.. whenever I play games on it.. I go into the future by a couple hours.

  • @43Cubes
    @43Cubes 4 года назад +86

    I invented a time machine. Every minute, it goes forward 60 seconds

    • @dolly8714
      @dolly8714 3 года назад +1

      please teache me

    • @heyyyzoo
      @heyyyzoo 3 года назад +1

      Noice

    • @Croopzy
      @Croopzy 3 года назад +6

      Aha but you’ve expressed yourself incorrectly, my master physicist brain must point out that if *every minute* time goes forward sixty seconds you could either mean that you travel a further 60 seconds per minute or simply stating that there are 60 seconds per minute.
      My logic is flawed and your response likely makes more sense but I’m tired and bored so this is funny to me

    • @frenchball1311
      @frenchball1311 3 года назад +1

      I have a better one >:)
      Each day it goes forward by 24 hours

    • @deemaa.7141
      @deemaa.7141 3 года назад +4

      Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

  • @crimsonholocene949
    @crimsonholocene949 4 года назад +162

    FACT: You're time traveling 1 second per second into the future right now.

    • @mr.pinoyboy
      @mr.pinoyboy 4 года назад

      underrated

    • @whenthe5484
      @whenthe5484 4 года назад +20

      bro i feel theres always that one person who has to say
      "underrated"

    • @dragonxz61
      @dragonxz61 4 года назад +15

      @@whenthe5484 underrated, bro

    • @Yankovah
      @Yankovah 4 года назад

      What am I supposed to do with this information

    • @bondrewdthelordofdawn3744
      @bondrewdthelordofdawn3744 4 года назад +3

      60 second is 1 minute in Africa

  • @drenivitvitskiji1395
    @drenivitvitskiji1395 3 года назад +313

    No wonder he time traveled, hes a fellow russian

    • @muhammadriedhoramadhansyaf5086
      @muhammadriedhoramadhansyaf5086 3 года назад +29

      In Soviet Russia, *you* control *the time*

    • @dead.dummy678
      @dead.dummy678 3 года назад +10

      In N Korea, control times you!

    • @adelaidebuges42069
      @adelaidebuges42069 3 года назад +1

      Nobody like this comment.its a 69

    • @lightningstorm2249
      @lightningstorm2249 3 года назад +9

      @@adelaidebuges42069 why does the RUclips dislike feature not do crap.. I just really want to see that juicy -276 next to your comment

    • @adelaidebuges42069
      @adelaidebuges42069 3 года назад +1

      @@lightningstorm2249 kk I don't know what U mean but anywayz

  • @shelleyjackson9443
    @shelleyjackson9443 3 года назад +10

    Technically, we’re time travelling every second of the day... you know... we are time traveling 1 second every, well, second.

  • @dam8944
    @dam8944 4 года назад +425

    Me: stands on the border of China and Afghanistan
    Also me: *i-I feel the power with in me*

    • @heck6757
      @heck6757 4 года назад +6

      “fell”

    • @IlIlIIIIlIlIIlIll
      @IlIlIIIIlIlIIlIll 4 года назад +8

      I hope you’re okay after your fall.

    • @dam8944
      @dam8944 4 года назад +2

      Oh ya I realized that but I was to lazy to edit so
      Eeit: I did OMG I am not editing “eeit”

    • @gustone2636
      @gustone2636 4 года назад +1

      How is this related

    • @frosty_josh8048
      @frosty_josh8048 4 года назад +4

      @@gustone2636 the timezone change between borders

  • @ethqxn
    @ethqxn 4 года назад +282

    and we still here saying 'every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes.'

    • @jirehchoo2151
      @jirehchoo2151 4 года назад +12

      *together we can stop this.*

    • @mohamadsarwar7997
      @mohamadsarwar7997 4 года назад +10

      @@jirehchoo2151 *we actually did it*

    • @pawn1234
      @pawn1234 3 года назад +1

      every *60.02* seconds, a minute pass

  • @sandrudariusgames411
    @sandrudariusgames411 4 года назад +617

    People in the future will laugh so hard at this

    • @salman_3833
      @salman_3833 4 года назад +110

      or they ve already laughed at this, time is relative 🤔🤔🤔

    • @DON.KENNYEL
      @DON.KENNYEL 4 года назад +17

      @@salman_3833 smart theory 🕵

    • @gjk-arts5855
      @gjk-arts5855 4 года назад +5

      Sandru Darius Games hi I’m from a month later

    • @aryangaikwad752
      @aryangaikwad752 4 года назад +4

      I will see this comment in 2050

    • @spec3323
      @spec3323 4 года назад +3

      Hi, if it makes you happy I smiled :)

  • @catsoup593
    @catsoup593 3 года назад +36

    You know when you are really bored and like time seems to be so slow while if your doing something time goes faster? I know I'm not the only one

  • @FemiSups
    @FemiSups 4 года назад +123

    Me: I want to go back 10 years to my past
    Time machine: 0.2 seconds take it or leave it

  • @ThinBear4
    @ThinBear4 4 года назад +165

    HAI's video checklist:
    - Roast Newark Airport ✅

  • @deadmeme4058
    @deadmeme4058 4 года назад +342

    Expectations: Let's travel into the future where robots and humans live side by side!
    Reality: yo dude, I saw you blink and breathe air in the next 0.2 seconds

    • @foggedmirror3973
      @foggedmirror3973 4 года назад +1

      You're not funny.

    • @Artist_of_Imagination
      @Artist_of_Imagination 4 года назад +11

      @@foggedmirror3973 are you?

    • @aiwuhu
      @aiwuhu 4 года назад +8

      @@Artist_of_Imagination *SPOILER* he's not

    • @katonnor
      @katonnor 4 года назад +4

      Expectations: futurama. Reality: ice bucket, cinnamon, other dumb challenges

    • @morbidsearch
      @morbidsearch 2 года назад +1

      Thank for not going with "durr in the future we'll have flying cars" because that would be a terrible future

  • @sahassingh4321
    @sahassingh4321 3 года назад +8

    He actually travels .4 seconds
    They just made it half as interesting

  • @Fl0yd-
    @Fl0yd- 4 года назад +82

    “Ok time to sleep”
    Brain : *I’M SPEEEEEEED!!!!*

    • @Not_Aran8276
      @Not_Aran8276 4 года назад +1

      This video was made possible made by CuriosityStream, When you sign up at CuriosityStream.com/HAI you'll also get access to Nebula, The streaming service that HAI part of

    • @averageguy6774
      @averageguy6774 4 года назад

      @@Not_Aran8276 what the fu-

  • @Hexamath
    @Hexamath 4 года назад +126

    "Sad friend who's been sitting perfectly still at sea level for his entire life"
    This is literally everyone living in Maldives.

  • @lakikakku
    @lakikakku 4 года назад +651

    I’m just gonna pretend I understand what he’s explaining…

    • @SARATHIMAYAA
      @SARATHIMAYAA 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @colerutledge8989
      @colerutledge8989 4 года назад

      fr tho

    • @Peacemaker-96
      @Peacemaker-96 4 года назад +9

      It's simple; the more gravity and more speed an object experiences, the slower is the time passing around that object!

    • @mtronette8905
      @mtronette8905 4 года назад

      "pretend"

    • @Martiszz
      @Martiszz 3 года назад +1

      ​@@Peacemaker-96 But to 'Time Travel'. Shouldn't the state of the universe be saved somewhere so you could end up there? for ex going back to 1950 that's ~2.24B seconds ago, so if we save the universe every second there would be a shit tone of saves.. and shuoldn't we save the universe every time something changes? So every 0.00(Alot of 0)1 of a second.. and about going to the future, the state of the future should already saved? so future already happened and we would go to that save? So for time travel to be posible we have to live in a simulation, that was instantly created and we're going thru a scripted world. Time traveling just doesn't make sense when you think about his.

  • @rhieshabh3897
    @rhieshabh3897 3 года назад +22

    I time travelled 1 hour into the future after deciding to wakeup 5 min after My alarm rings.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    ﹰﹰﹰAND THATS EVERYDAY