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Fun fact, he was also the very last soviet citizen ever. He was in space when the Soviet Union fell and when he landed he had to get new identification to become a citizen in his own country
Edit: Looking back at the comment, turns out I’m just a crazy commentator! It didn’t even make sense to me, my own comment. But you guys seemed to understand it and somehow agree. @@aamyushh ok? Are you saying the USSR is still a thing? Because the USSR got disbanded because they didnt have the money to control everything due to how much land they owned. And now it's Russia. Not the USSR.
"Was" is past tense my guy." Is" means he's alive. Common mistake common correction . Points for semantics, points for everyone. I "Was " not gonna comment....but I " is." ;P
So does that mean that somewhere on earth there's a whole collective sitting together at sea-level, or do people who spend their entire lives sitting at sea level just meet an absurd amount people?
@@BlackoutGootraxian only if your standing in the center of earth days are infinite. you are still relevant to your position above the surface and you do not travel slower or faster
except... you can't go back to the past. Relativity tells us that time moves at a different rate depending on stuff like gravitational force and speed (relative to that of light), which basically means we can go to the future at different "speeds" (with extra big quotation marks), but you can't go back. At least not according to any of the laws we currently use to describe stuf.
Well technically, he will only live 0.2 seconds longer than himself & not anyone else, i.e. only his own life is elongated by 0.2 seconds. However, as you can guess, that might not suffice to enable him to exceed everyone else's lifespan.
As every teenager knows, the place where time travels the slowest is in a classroom on a Friday just before the final class of the day ends. Those few minutes last an eternity.
This man: *has the world record of time travelling 0.2 seconds* Students in a boring class, watching the clock’s handles so slowly it looks like its going backwards: *oof size: large*
I actually know a fun fact related to just that... Our brain is kinda amazing. While quickly shifting where you are looking, there is a period of time you have a very limited visual input (information wise), because your eyes (and/or head) needs to move, adjust and refocus on your new visual target and send the information to your brain to be processed. While we obviously observe this transitional period happening (as the blur between moving perspective) it’s actually a tiny amount longer than we perceive. What the brain does is alter you recent memory, making you think that what you JUST laid your eyes upon, you were also looking at 0.something seconds before aswell. The brain does this to minimize the amount of sensory gaps and make everything feel smoother. Back to why this is relevant: If you time it correctly and look at a clock at the perfect moment (RIGHT after a new second passed), this fake memory, together with the actual second it takes for the handle to jump to the next second, will be a long enough amount of time for you to notice the second feeling longer than it should be. This is the reason we sometimes look at a clock and feel it was stuck and just started ticking again after we began looking at it. I don’t know about you, but I used to wonder why that first second usually seemed to take longer, but after learning why, my wonder turned to amazement over how cool our brain can be sometimes! Sidenote: my brain is responsible to writing this comment.... it just called itself cool and amazing.... kinda cringe to brag like that...... (but at least it’s self aware about it)
Underrated, you deserve 1k likes for *making* big brain comment Edit: Guys the reason why making is *LIKE THIS* is because I mistake it and it auto corrected to *marketing*
Yeah right ,people dont just win money like that ,don't give people online (like myself) who are tens of thousands in dept and have very low income false hopes Also don't give false hopes of my dad coming back
@@sonicvenom8292 See, this is why HAI will never make a video on bricks. What he will instead do is distract the government with enough brick facts that it will be the length of a normal HAI video.
Step one: make two giant metal cubes the size of manhattan made of copper iron nickel lead Step two: make them collide Step three: jump into the area where the cubes collide and the window of opportunity to go back in time will last 0.00000000000004 seconds but the chance of you getting transported as a whole would be more unlikely than if you were to pick a random person on the earth and getting paul rudd and picking again and getting paul rudd
My cousin was driving so fast a few years ago that he time travelled straight to his funeral. . . . Yeah, he died in a car crash. Still miss that bastard.
Newark airport: exists Half is interesting: imma bout to end this mans whole career. BTW- United should start operating at JFK again and reduce flights at Newark if it’s that bad
It’s not bad at all. People here definitely don’t fly united through EWR otherwise they’d know that the United terminal is great in Newark... the rest of the airport not so much.
how to time travel: step 1: it has to be very early in the morning step 2: go to the airport step 3: book a flight to another country step 4: you are now in a different timezone done
Well, if you live longer than any other human alive than you can say that you traveled further into the future from where you started than any one else ever has.
As far as Einstein is concerned, Krikalev exchanged less travel through time for more travel in space relative to slow-moving, fast-living ground-dwellers
Plot Twist: What if time travel is and always has been possible but it's entirely useless because while your position in time changed, your position in space did not and the Earth's position in the universe is not constant. With how fast the Earth, Solar System, and Galaxy are hurling through the universe, traveling through time by even a few seconds would leave you in crushing black with no point of reference to find your way back to the Earth.
Expectations: Let's travel into the future where robots and humans live side by side! Reality: yo dude, I saw you blink and breathe air in the next 0.2 seconds
Aha but you’ve expressed yourself incorrectly, my master physicist brain must point out that if *every minute* time goes forward sixty seconds you could either mean that you travel a further 60 seconds per minute or simply stating that there are 60 seconds per minute. My logic is flawed and your response likely makes more sense but I’m tired and bored so this is funny to me
Technically, objects traveling at different velocities can experience time the same. Velocity is a vector meaning it’s directional, so if one train was going 10 m/s north and another was going 10 m/s south, they would experience time the same, despite having different velocities. So it is actually speed that’s important. (If you want to get technical it’s speed in relation to time which is distance, so technically it’s distance that’s important.)
The velocities are the same in your explanation. The direction is changed though. If the velocity was changed then it would a different story. I don't think direction makes much of a difference to velocity.
@@WeaponsGG Velocity is made up of two components, speed and direction. Velocity changes as you change direction. Many people use velocity and speed interchangeably
@@louisrorison8457 ah I was misunderstanding. I mean to say the magnitude is still the same of the direction is changed. If the magnitude is the same regardless of direction, wouldn't the dilation of time be the exact same for both people? I know velocity is a vector so it is comprised of both direction and magnitude. Using them interchangeably seems misleading and even confusing BC one is direction and the other is magnitude.
@@Peacemaker-96 But to 'Time Travel'. Shouldn't the state of the universe be saved somewhere so you could end up there? for ex going back to 1950 that's ~2.24B seconds ago, so if we save the universe every second there would be a shit tone of saves.. and shuoldn't we save the universe every time something changes? So every 0.00(Alot of 0)1 of a second.. and about going to the future, the state of the future should already saved? so future already happened and we would go to that save? So for time travel to be posible we have to live in a simulation, that was instantly created and we're going thru a scripted world. Time traveling just doesn't make sense when you think about his.
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No
I want bricks.
Get JFK Airport to sponsor your videos.
B R I C K S
Does "ad-free" mean no sponsorship messages as well?
Fun fact, he was also the very last soviet citizen ever. He was in space when the Soviet Union fell and when he landed he had to get new identification to become a citizen in his own country
is*
The guy isn't fucking dead xD
Edit: Looking back at the comment, turns out I’m just a crazy commentator! It didn’t even make sense to me, my own comment. But you guys seemed to understand it and somehow agree.
@@aamyushh ok? Are you saying the USSR is still a thing? Because the USSR got disbanded because they didnt have the money to control everything due to how much land they owned. And now it's Russia. Not the USSR.
"Was" is past tense my guy." Is" means he's alive. Common mistake common correction . Points for semantics, points for everyone. I "Was " not gonna comment....but I " is." ;P
F6 Xenon
Talking about the guy, not the USSR
JPA55MOR3 but we are referring to his citizenship so was is the correct choice since he isn’t a soviet anymore
I time travelled 10 seconds when he started talking about the sponsor
Same 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 so underrated
Lmao same
Lmao 😂
lmao
We all have that friend who sits at exactly sea level his entire life.
He's called "the guy in the physics/math problem"
So does that mean that somewhere on earth there's a whole collective sitting together at sea-level, or do people who spend their entire lives sitting at sea level just meet an absurd amount people?
@@cruzerion i think its the second one. People who sit at sea level are easy to find, so i guess thats why they meet so many people?
Oh hi, it's me, the friend that sits still at sea level my entire life.
Fred. His name is Fred.
Fun fact : at the top of the mount everest, a year would be about 15 microseconds shorter than at sea level.
moving underground so I can have longer days brb
@@PROPLAYEN imagine moving to the core of the earth and you can have infinitely long days
@@BlackoutGootraxian that's not how it works you would still age at the same rate ad its not gonna be infinite at the core.
@@BeeWithSunglasses days are still technically infinite
@@BlackoutGootraxian only if your standing in the center of earth days are infinite. you are still relevant to your position above the surface and you do not travel slower or faster
My PC time travels 30 days in the past whenever a free trial runs out.
Winzip also breaks time because the free trial lasts for infinity
Wait bro
underrated comment
Looooop🌝
I'm ur 1000th like
A man staggers through a city street gaping in amazement at his surroundings. He grabs a passerby and shouts "Sir, what tenth of a second is it?"
An actually original comment
@Drawing Donuts WHAT? OH MY GOD, LANGUAGE... IS SO DIFFERENT IN FUTURE!
Pure comedy
I love this comment so freaking much lmao
It's your lucky day! You now have your 777th like on your comment
I time traveled 7 hours into the future by going to sleep
Incredible
Same
You should sleep 8-9 hours not 7
Pumpkin Guy heh, you wouldn't understand why..
Revolutionary!
Everybody gangsta till Sergei says the world will end in 0.2 seconds
Hol up.
What the f
*_Wait-_*
Hol up-
*Sir Gay
Person : travels .2 seconds
Me who travels 60 seconds every minute : *_Pathetic._*
o h
Me who travels 60 minutes every hour : *Mortals*
Me who travels 365 days every year: Amateurs
Ian Franco NG me who travels 1 century in 100 years: *INTENSE PATHETIC*
ツSubstratosphere me who travels 1000 years in a millenia
This guy must have a really bad expirence with Newark airport.
Everyone does. Just fly from Singapore to Newark and then you will understand what he means...
I’m never going to that god forsaken airport again
Who doesn’t?
I think he just lives in Essex county New Jersey and he has to go to Newark airport cause it's the closest
I have had one flight delayed 4 hours and another canceled from Newark.
Now he can brag about how he gets to live 0.2 seconds longer than everyone else
You again
I deleted my comment because I realized how much of a dumbass I am
Was this in your recommended too?
Wutttt you everywhere
WHY ARE YOU EVERY DAMN WHERE?
Scientists: We want to invent time travel so we can see what it was like in the past!
This guy: 0.2 seconds. Take it or leave it.
You mean future and not past
I timetraveller 5 days and some hours into the future
@@Sidararas2007 i think they meant past. we can learn a lot by looking into the past
except... you can't go back to the past. Relativity tells us that time moves at a different rate depending on stuff like gravitational force and speed (relative to that of light), which basically means we can go to the future at different "speeds" (with extra big quotation marks), but you can't go back. At least not according to any of the laws we currently use to describe stuf.
@@dragskcinnay3184except.. its a fucking joke
*insert mandatory “technically, we’re all time travellers” remark which no one wanted or asked for*
Honestly tho
I've done that myself tho lol🤣
And then you get 10k likes with a bunch of *"underrated comment"* comments
Boooooo
technically, we´re all time travellers
My question is: how did they have stock footage of my sad boring friend who has been sitting perfectly still at sea level for his entire life?
Asking the real questions here
They're just too common
Wait... They have footage if me?
When i heard that i was like i dont have that kind of friend oh wait a sec...
@@wcjk8428 it must be you since you understand it.
We all living in 2020, while this guy living in 2020 + 0.2 seconds
Woah
Look at this random man, so inspirational.🤯🤯
(I liked btw)
damn thats deep
That would play out really well, he'd be able to literally dodge a bullet.
So he's suffering +0.2 seconds harder on 2020
RUclipsrs be like: And this is how i stretched a 0.2 second story into a 6 minute video.
huh
its a pun@@alviOST
Imagine flexing to everyone that you will live 0.2 seconds longer than them.
I spotted a cuber in the wild! A fellow cuber
@@SagarCubes Cuber here too!
Well technically, he will only live 0.2 seconds longer than himself & not anyone else, i.e. only his own life is elongated by 0.2 seconds. However, as you can guess, that might not suffice to enable him to exceed everyone else's lifespan.
@@manswind3417 i don't know if this is correct but it'd correct to say he'll exist longer, not live longer.
To him he would have lived lets say 80 years old (average) but to others he would have lived 80 years and 0.2 seconds old.
Everybody is constantly time traveling, at a rate of one second per second.
:O
Why does this make sense
SKLA Cormack probably because it’s common knowledge😹
@@benfree3169 I dont want to be that person but..... rwoosh
Gwroly obviously I got the joke..my response was to the person who said “Why does this make sense” & also it’s r/woooosh get it right
Plot twist: we’re in a simulation and he lagged
Actually we all lagged he is the only one who didn't
ruclips.net/video/PkKAHroBTtA/видео.html
@@Mattbird-2676 so he is the host of the server
Lol
Wtf I just realized that if we were in a simulation, we are being viewed in third person by 4 dimensional creatures.
"What's your name sir?"
*"Sir Gae"*
Sir gay
Mike hawk small
Sir- sir- Sir - S I R. G A Y
@@IGetModerateSleep sir- sir- sir cum ference...
"......."
Me: about to do a plank
Time: woah slow down there buddy..
This is funny AF
Ares Fenrir AF
Yes
Or the gym teacher is just a wizard who knows how to manipulate how long it takes to countdown from 10
Bro i can time travel 1 second every second
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes
overused joke
Yes, but actually no.
King PufflePuff you ruined it
Theo Nowlan I’m sorry’nt
ThinkGamer indeed
Cant wait for when im impatient for class to end so i can pull out a mf rocket and blast off into space for 800 days to save *0.2 seconds*
This is way too underrated
As every teenager knows, the place where time travels the slowest is in a classroom on a Friday just before the final class of the day ends. Those few minutes last an eternity.
life 100% run (tas)
You'd technically need to waste those 800 days in space though so you'd get a net loss of 799 days 23 hours 59 minutes and 59.8 seconds
@@rodh1404 nah slowest definitely is your last day of school ever
This man: *has the world record of time travelling 0.2 seconds*
Students in a boring class, watching the clock’s handles so slowly it looks like its going backwards: *oof size: large*
I actually know a fun fact related to just that...
Our brain is kinda amazing. While quickly shifting where you are looking, there is a period of time you have a very limited visual input (information wise), because your eyes (and/or head) needs to move, adjust and refocus on your new visual target and send the information to your brain to be processed. While we obviously observe this transitional period happening (as the blur between moving perspective) it’s actually a tiny amount longer than we perceive. What the brain does is alter you recent memory, making you think that what you JUST laid your eyes upon, you were also looking at 0.something seconds before aswell. The brain does this to minimize the amount of sensory gaps and make everything feel smoother.
Back to why this is relevant: If you time it correctly and look at a clock at the perfect moment (RIGHT after a new second passed), this fake memory, together with the actual second it takes for the handle to jump to the next second, will be a long enough amount of time for you to notice the second feeling longer than it should be. This is the reason we sometimes look at a clock and feel it was stuck and just started ticking again after we began looking at it.
I don’t know about you, but I used to wonder why that first second usually seemed to take longer, but after learning why, my wonder turned to amazement over how cool our brain can be sometimes!
Sidenote: my brain is responsible to writing this comment.... it just called itself cool and amazing.... kinda cringe to brag like that...... (but at least it’s self aware about it)
@@Whiskypapa holy shit thats whacky
What's the big deal if we travel 1 second in time.
@@ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640 we traveled in time at all
@@jepp6419 :°
“This little maneuver is gonna cost us 0.2 seconds”
@Vanrobo Gaming Interstellar
**Hans Zimmer Intensifies**
Technically, it gained him 0.2 seconds
Man, your WR attempt is ruined now, you gotta reset and try again.
You beat me to this comment
Notice how at the end, he cut off. He is the 0.2 seconds in the future.
Omg yeah he didnt say "i" in hai
Underrated, you deserve 1k likes for *making* big brain comment
Edit: Guys the reason why making is *LIKE THIS* is because I mistake it and it auto corrected to *marketing*
Keen observation
@@puggoman902 -No way!- _Thanks_ *for clarifying!*
OMG YOUR RIGHT!!!!!!!!
10 million sub hour long special: what Newark airport did wrong
"The short answer: Everything.
"The long answer: let's start with the fact that it's in Newark. But it gets worse."
They know what they did
OtakuUnitedStudio I was born in Newark ;( I am offended.
Easier is what they did right..
1.5M sub hour long special: bricks
Scientist: "We will make a time machine!"
….eventually runs out of time.
why didn't he warn us about 9/11 smh
Cuz he’s Russian so he wanted it to happen
Ay blyat
*Russian theme*
@@OctoberRust99x9angry wide putin
E
wow he must’ve seen flying cars and human cyborgs in that 0.2 seconds into the future
Ikr
How'd he know he actually time traveled? It was 0.2 seconds tf?
@@seijin5865 wooosh
@@Froggers. bruh
@@seijin5865 Just watch the video
"Woman on cellphone in 1920s"
Me: is that a zebra in the city??
Me too
Yes
I mean, Madagascar had to be based on something.
Me too 😂
LoOool
Plot twist: the man who didn’t travel 0.2 seconds into the future
?
@@theboxingzombie7 it’s just a joke about the title.
@@danno7378 ohhh
is you
@Greenbluescreen eek im an atom
I think my dad traveled throught time becuse he never returned from the store.
But he came back when I won 10 milion $.
Miracle.
You can time travel with 10 million $
Yeah right ,people dont just win money like that ,don't give people online (like myself) who are tens of thousands in dept and have very low income false hopes
Also don't give false hopes of my dad coming back
@@miltoska9708 hes just joking...
One question: were you out of milk when he left?
@@maazali9604 hes just joking...
Speedruners: "write that down, write that down!!!!"
underrated comment
If a speedrunner shot their timer through space while running the game, this could probably work.
Liked by dream.
As you wish
@@allesman oh my god hide the speed runners are coming
Bruh he time traveled and didn't even warn us abt coronavirus smh
UnOneBlack r/wooosh
Idiot THIS is a joke
@@idontlikeyou4340 @dumbasspolice @youmissedthejoke
UnOneBlack its a joke stupid fortnite kid
R/wooooooooooooooooooosh
@@idontlikeyou4340 r/woooOooosh
I time traveled 24 hours back in time after crossing the Greenwich meridian
Actually
I think that's just an hour, but I can see the joke
(For long warps, cross from Northern Chile to Kiribati, you'll have warped as long as possible.)
@@Ro_Gaming thnx, appreciate the information
@@Ro_Gaming very smart from a guy who made soup odyssey
@@Ro_Gaming and spelt odyssey wrong with grammar checks being a thing.
Plot twist: Real time doesn't change, your perception of time does.
Rawr xd ~~ nuzzles u ~~
DarkTyrant what the frick
@@darktyrant7710 can you dont
'time is relative' - some smart guy
Pretty sure that's basically what gets people confused most of the time
Minecraft bed: Are you challenging me?
this needs more likes
Omg ahahaha
reddit moment
Replying Before This Blows Up
Ok
Mr. Beast: Who time travels the longest wins 50,000
Kire Or while doing the vid hearing a random sound from: Thanks for the 50k
Only $50? Normally he gives them more but okay
Zenonix 50,000 sorry
50,000 what iPhone 12s??
First to time travel wins 50 k
Future time travellers: “Lol Noob”
lol 69 likes.... niceeeee
@@iya._. This is going on my wall 🤣🤣🤣
As a future time traveler I have to say this is relatable
get pwned scrub
I can tell that they're fake if they say that
So your telling me he's 0.2 seconds ahead of us humans
Yes
@DIEGO PEREZ GENIS Lol
@DIEGO PEREZ GENIS lol
No he s not ahead. He will just live longer by 0.2 seconds because time just passed a little bit slower for him
@DIEGO PEREZ GENIS right
*Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together, we can stop this.*
Yes
believe it or not, the tallest giraffe is indeed taller than any other giraffe
Wait, I thought every minute, 60 seconds passes?
@@Pribumi1 actually it's 'Every 60 seconds in Africa, 60,000 milliseconds pass. Together, we can stop this.'
@Starfish Prime I was making a joke :(
Either this man has travelled 0.2 seconds into the future, or the rest of us all have 200 ping irl🤷♂️
Lol
Dude:Time travelled .2 sec to the future
People who have crossed the International Date Line:Are you challenging me?
I think HAI is starting to get a lot of conspiracy theories.
It's the new intern guy.
He should watch last podcast on the left *Insert high on bath salts joke*
You want them to do a video on bricks?
@@krrishesgamingempire1239 yes
@@krrishesgamingempire1239 yes
Person: *travels 2 seconds into the future*
Stockbrokers: we can use that
Wasn’t even two seconds, smh 😔
0.2 seconds means 1 million for some one
0.2 seconds!
They could have used if he traveled in past
fix your comment it's 0.2 not 2
Me: *AFK'ing my minecraft creeper farm, thinking about going to bed to pass the time faster*
HAI: "taking a nap is like time travel"
haha minecraft joke
Lol so true
Well if you think about it it is true.
You gonna have alot of phantoms when you get back
@@Jojozilla426 not if he play 1.8.9 Version
this guy goes 0.2 second into the future
me: I've been to Asia.
This makes no sense, it’s so random
@@samp5560 true
@@samp5560 time zones joke
@@samp5560 r/wooooo0O0oO0oSHh
I live in Australia. If I go to England, and that's in the past. If I come back will I be going back to the future?
"HAI"s "I" at the end of the video apparently travelled into the future. I expect it to reappear at a future video.
Underated
If the next video doesn't start with "I" then I will... probably not even remember that I wanted it too, because my memory is that bad.
I was assuming that I had travelled into the future, so I just missed that part of the video. Thanks for clearing that up!
If he doesn't do this I will lock him in Newark Airport for 803 days, 9 hours, and 39 minutes.
Shut your mouth before I punch it.
Me: *Sleeps*
Scientists: “Time Traveler”
yes
Lmao 😂😂
Yes whenever i sleep i feel like am timetraveling
@@matthewesguerra121 technically you are duh
I’ve just returned from a trip to the future. It’s horrible! Newark Airport is still a thing and it takes an eternity to get through security
Go back to hoi4 vids
@@donverga shut up lmao
@@chrisgaming3373 you probably his alt account answering for him
@@donverga No im his alt account answering for him: Be quiet!
@@donverga shut up lmao
I love this channel. Lots of info, straight to the point, short and sweet, good humour. Keep it up!
And loads of nonsense about time travel
Last time I came this early he was still talking about bricks to deter the FBI
you mean he was talking about bricks so the FBI and all of us could gain more knowledge about civil engineering.
lame
Same
I really wanted to know about the longer, newer bricks. If only he made more videos that needed FBI bore-ing, so we can get more about bricks.
@@sonicvenom8292 See, this is why HAI will never make a video on bricks. What he will instead do is distract the government with enough brick facts that it will be the length of a normal HAI video.
This guy: Does something truly interesting that involves time travel
Me: *Travels to the future by sleeping all day*
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I may have just found my time travelling buddies, ahaha
Patrick Jackson lol
First step to time travel: *CONTENT DELETED*
Fbi agent: i get 500000$ for banning a person saying how to time travel hshaha i.m rich
*[REDACTED]*
I hope that was a reference to when Dipper tried teaching time travel and the ink was crossed out
You need to time travel back when the video still exist xD
Step one: make two giant metal cubes the size of manhattan made of copper iron nickel lead
Step two: make them collide
Step three: jump into the area where the cubes collide and the window of opportunity to go back in time will last 0.00000000000004 seconds but the chance of you getting transported as a whole would be more unlikely than if you were to pick a random person on the earth and getting paul rudd and picking again and getting paul rudd
Technically, we’re time travelling every second of the day... you know... we are time traveling 1 second every, well, second.
*My brain has left the chat*
It ws never there to begin with
@@kurai575 LMAO
That one got me
Btw I got academic excellence award from school last year :)))
@@mishalshaw708 nc one bro hope u do well in the future! Congratulations btw!
Thanks ;)
@@mishalshaw708 Np
Time travelling happens in exams
3 hour exam starts:
After 5 mins:
Time's up, submit your answer sheet and leave
Lol XD
Opposite in maths class
@@dikshhao.o4171 In civics class i guess... maths exam it ends before starting 😅
Can't relate, i get tests done fast then sit there for what feels like hours
time flies when youre doing it
however when you're finished it feels super long
Mines diffrent
Exam starts 8.45
Me spend 30 minutes doing exam
Clock: 15 minutes have passed sit there for 45 minutes and be quite
My cousin was driving so fast a few years ago that he time travelled straight to his funeral.
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Yeah, he died in a car crash. Still miss that bastard.
Reest ine piece 😕😟😬🤫🤭😨😨😯😧😮😳😢😥🤮😩😓😖😱🤮😰😔🙄🧐😏😒😔😰☹️☹️😙😙☺️😍🤗🤩😁😀😀😄😘🙁😕🤭😓😞😩😵😱🤮
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I don't believe you.
Could you please replicate the conditions and run a test to see if you get the same result?
Someone: Hai!
Me: Hello!
That person: No, I was just saying the name of a channel.
What
@@blutoonmation hai = half as interesting
Yes!
はい (yes) (hai)
thats yes in japanese
I celebrated 2020 New Year’s Eve twice once in Europe while in the plane and in Asia
Cool
Thanks for sharing!
well if you hadn't, 2020 would've been a better year
There's an HAI video about celebrating new year 6 times in a day
Rajas Umalkar
🤣
People in the past: sorcery.
Old people: probably just some lies
Gamers: *lag*
Ugh my *M I C R O S O F T. W I N D O W S 5* it like 50 years old idk but there is so much L A G. On Z O O M
@@IGetModerateSleep windows is not 50 years old and zoom wont be able to run on a *w i n d o w s 5*
@@skeb2144 r/woooosh
@@r.k.1355 im saying windows did not have pcs that can run on zoom and i dont think there is a windows 5
@@skeb2144 but still, it was a J O K E. And YOU missed it. So, henceforth, r/woooosh
Me: *checks clock, sees 6:01 am , time to sleep for 5 mins*"
Me again: *checks clock, sees 8 am*
TIME TRAVEL!
Lmfao same
If we sleep for a long enough time we can create the illusion of time travel so let’s do an induced coma for 5-10 years
@@sabirj2074 are you a demigod because as a human, i can't purposely sleep for 5 years straight
@@mootwo_ Don't worry I can help you sleep for a long time but that time might be forever.
Fer Reaf a man has been in coma for 37 years
I have noticed that the closer I get to a deadline, the faster time seems to travel.
Bro I’m still at the airport security. Need 300 more days let’s gooo
298*
298 days for me
297
296
294
2 things that are endless in life: death, and HAI Newark jokes.
You want to know how forever feels? Well, close your eyes and count to one. That is how long forever feels.
@@harshvithlani9399i think i know where that's from, but i forgot.
Vladimir kurzkuzkat
And taxes too
@@harshvithlani9399 thanks for telling me
If this was interesting, he would travel 0.04 secs, if it was “ half as interesting” it would be 0.02
No kill palpameme or i kill you window
Lol
That's genius
big brain
I hate this but love it at the same time.
Me: wants to see a video of someone seem to teleport a few feet
Him: *physics and stuff*
Newark airport: exists
Half is interesting: imma bout to end this mans whole career.
BTW- United should start operating at JFK again and reduce flights at Newark if it’s that bad
we need a petition. it’s that bad
Elise Barnes its worse than the video implies
It is sooooooo bad
It’s not bad at all. People here definitely don’t fly united through EWR otherwise they’d know that the United terminal is great in Newark... the rest of the airport not so much.
My experience from united is that it has really small seat pitch, and bad delays (5h+) so i would not want that at jfk
"King Crimson... I blew away 0.5 seconds of time. And all thats left is the action of the bullets hitting you."
Is...that...a...
“Well done Risotto Nero”
I scrolled down just to find this.
@@Smolotov *Yes, yes, yes!*
r/unexpectedjojo
The brick community when Sam finally posts a real brick video for April Fools: *I am Inevitable.*
tf is a brick community
@@Vyclops inside jokes
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@@robk5969 oooooohhh
I kinda love how he jokes a lot but is also very educational and (half as) interesting.
how to time travel:
step 1: it has to be very early in the morning
step 2: go to the airport
step 3: book a flight to another country
step 4: you are now in a different timezone
done
brain
Got this analogy
I mean. If rn it's day its night somewhere else. So if you go to the other side of the world you basically traveled through time a lot quick.
Yeah this is big Brain time
time traveling
What?! I've been time travelling since I was born!
Oh shit how?
Just as fast as everyone else 😉
Well, if you live longer than any other human alive than you can say that you traveled further into the future from where you started than any one else ever has.
120 likes!!
(insert existencial crisis)
is there a reason the last "i" is missing from the CuriousityStream URL? that was like... 0.2 seconds missing from the video... oh.
That’s what I was thinking
My PC is a time machine.. whenever I play games on it.. I go into the future by a couple hours.
I’d like to clarify something: This isn’t “time-travel” it’s better to think of it as “having more time fit into a smaller space.”
"Time travel" isn't really strictly defined in the first place
Making time go faster then suddenly making it as if that didn't happen is time travel as you are warping between time
How do you fit time into space? With a shoe horn I guess
What would you define as "time travel"
As far as Einstein is concerned, Krikalev exchanged less travel through time for more travel in space relative to slow-moving, fast-living ground-dwellers
Is the last “I” in HAI cut off at the end of the video. Like very end.
People watch till the end?
I just thought that was a 0.2 second joke.
@@halfasinteresting hmmm, maybe it ends 0.2 seconds early...
@@halfasinteresting, I know I hang out in the comments longer than I should after the end if an HAI video. So I usually hear the end of the video.
oh yeah maybe i watched to the end
and we still here saying 'every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes.'
*together we can stop this.*
@@jirehchoo2151 *we actually did it*
every *60.02* seconds, a minute pass
This men finished the space mission and unlocked a 0.2 second time freeze bonus
There's a second Roaring Twenties, but with COVID-19 and protests.
More like the screaming 20s
More like Crying Twenties
Yeah, but the 1920s also had crime, violence, gangs, racism and lots of KKK members.
You mean the Spanish flu and the Tulsa riots riots right.
Or are you referring to the 1820s with the eggnog riot and first cholera pandemic.
“Or roughly the same amount of time to get through security at Newark airport”
-Half as Interesting
Exactly
yes we also watched the video
This man REALLY hates Newark
People in the future will laugh so hard at this
or they ve already laughed at this, time is relative 🤔🤔🤔
@@salman_3833 smart theory 🕵
Sandru Darius Games hi I’m from a month later
I will see this comment in 2050
Hi, if it makes you happy I smiled :)
Plot Twist: What if time travel is and always has been possible but it's entirely useless because while your position in time changed, your position in space did not and the Earth's position in the universe is not constant. With how fast the Earth, Solar System, and Galaxy are hurling through the universe, traveling through time by even a few seconds would leave you in crushing black with no point of reference to find your way back to the Earth.
Expectations: Let's travel into the future where robots and humans live side by side!
Reality: yo dude, I saw you blink and breathe air in the next 0.2 seconds
You're not funny.
@@foggedmirror3973 are you?
@@Artist_of_Imagination *SPOILER* he's not
Expectations: futurama. Reality: ice bucket, cinnamon, other dumb challenges
Thank for not going with "durr in the future we'll have flying cars" because that would be a terrible future
I invented a time machine. Every minute, it goes forward 60 seconds
please teache me
Noice
Aha but you’ve expressed yourself incorrectly, my master physicist brain must point out that if *every minute* time goes forward sixty seconds you could either mean that you travel a further 60 seconds per minute or simply stating that there are 60 seconds per minute.
My logic is flawed and your response likely makes more sense but I’m tired and bored so this is funny to me
I have a better one >:)
Each day it goes forward by 24 hours
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes
HAI's video checklist:
- Roast Newark Airport ✅
Crazy part is that its all relative to perspective, so to us he gained 0.2 seconds, but to himself nothing changed.
No wonder he time traveled, hes a fellow russian
In Soviet Russia, *you* control *the time*
In N Korea, control times you!
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@@lightningstorm2249 kk I don't know what U mean but anywayz
"Sad friend who's been sitting perfectly still at sea level for his entire life"
This is literally everyone living in Maldives.
Me: stands on the border of China and Afghanistan
Also me: *i-I feel the power with in me*
“fell”
I hope you’re okay after your fall.
Oh ya I realized that but I was to lazy to edit so
Eeit: I did OMG I am not editing “eeit”
How is this related
@@gustone2636 the timezone change between borders
4:28 feels like a shoutout of my pfp, thanks!
Technically, objects traveling at different velocities can experience time the same. Velocity is a vector meaning it’s directional, so if one train was going 10 m/s north and another was going 10 m/s south, they would experience time the same, despite having different velocities. So it is actually speed that’s important. (If you want to get technical it’s speed in relation to time which is distance, so technically it’s distance that’s important.)
Good clarification thanks
That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works
The velocities are the same in your explanation. The direction is changed though. If the velocity was changed then it would a different story. I don't think direction makes much of a difference to velocity.
@@WeaponsGG Velocity is made up of two components, speed and direction. Velocity changes as you change direction. Many people use velocity and speed interchangeably
@@louisrorison8457 ah I was misunderstanding. I mean to say the magnitude is still the same of the direction is changed. If the magnitude is the same regardless of direction, wouldn't the dilation of time be the exact same for both people? I know velocity is a vector so it is comprised of both direction and magnitude. Using them interchangeably seems misleading and even confusing BC one is direction and the other is magnitude.
FACT: You're time traveling 1 second per second into the future right now.
underrated
bro i feel theres always that one person who has to say
"underrated"
@@whenthe5484 underrated, bro
What am I supposed to do with this information
60 second is 1 minute in Africa
HAI: ‘I am told not to spread misinformation’
2 mins later: *incorrect information about relativity
Me: I want to go back 10 years to my past
Time machine: 0.2 seconds take it or leave it
Lol
In the future to lol
I’m just gonna pretend I understand what he’s explaining…
😂😂😂😂
fr tho
It's simple; the more gravity and more speed an object experiences, the slower is the time passing around that object!
"pretend"
@@Peacemaker-96 But to 'Time Travel'. Shouldn't the state of the universe be saved somewhere so you could end up there? for ex going back to 1950 that's ~2.24B seconds ago, so if we save the universe every second there would be a shit tone of saves.. and shuoldn't we save the universe every time something changes? So every 0.00(Alot of 0)1 of a second.. and about going to the future, the state of the future should already saved? so future already happened and we would go to that save? So for time travel to be posible we have to live in a simulation, that was instantly created and we're going thru a scripted world. Time traveling just doesn't make sense when you think about his.
“Ok time to sleep”
Brain : *I’M SPEEEEEEED!!!!*
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@@Not_Aran8276 what the fu-
You know when you are really bored and like time seems to be so slow while if your doing something time goes faster? I know I'm not the only one
that's just an illusion
@@sassolino8767 wat