A Desperate Trump Promises New Covid Strategy, Sends Bizarre Well Wishes To Ghislaine Maxwell

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  • Опубликовано: 28 июн 2024
  • President Trump relaunched his coronavirus press briefings yesterday, promising a soon-to-be-developed national strategy to combat the virus, but the event took a bizarre turn when the President responded to a question about a person he apparently knows quite well, accused Jeffrey Epstein co-conspirator Ghislaine Maxwell.
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  • @freda2758
    @freda2758 3 года назад +155

    Over 140,000 lives lost. You don't get credit for deciding to pull your head out now. Over 140,000 lives lost.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад +9

      it really cant be f**king repeated enough. Best comment here.

    • @UncleMilo
      @UncleMilo 3 года назад +19

      @Tin Man Nope. You've lied most admirably to defend Trump's murder spree... but we know the truth so back to the playpen with you.

    • @troyboody9985
      @troyboody9985 3 года назад +1

      @@UncleMilo you mean China's spree

    • @calidafeuersichel1515
      @calidafeuersichel1515 3 года назад +15

      @@troyboody9985 Nope. Trump's spree. It doesn't matter, where it started. If your country isn't prepared enough or in such denial like he is, it's your countries fault! USA had enough time to look at how it cooked up in Asia or Europe but did nothing. Don't try to blame others for your own mistakes!

    • @1028641
      @1028641 3 года назад +3

      @Robin Nilsson And? Do you have a point?

  • @AmaniMaharet
    @AmaniMaharet 3 года назад +41

    I love the little asides between Stephen & his wife, it’s so sweet.

  • @kuldas9299
    @kuldas9299 3 года назад +186

    I had to listen close to his wife at the beginning she said, "I'm riveted. I'm on the edge of my recliner." I see why he married her.

    • @joanlittlefield4107
      @joanlittlefield4107 3 года назад +4

      Kul Das Thanks for that! I didn’t quite catch it

    • @rockyp3917
      @rockyp3917 3 года назад +2

      I don't understand what that means

    • @joanlittlefield4107
      @joanlittlefield4107 3 года назад +4

      Rocky P She was teasing him about being excited about the show

    • @kuldas9299
      @kuldas9299 3 года назад +1

      @@joanlittlefield4107 She was also making fun of the fact that this is being recorded at home instead of a studio. Not too many recliners on a talk show set.

    • @julieutley6615
      @julieutley6615 3 года назад

      Oh. Ok! I can be a bit slow sometimes. I didn't catch that at first.

  • @mikkelkraruplynglund2057
    @mikkelkraruplynglund2057 3 года назад +147

    I really hope America gets it together soon. Stay strong, American brothers!
    Love from Denmark

    • @yellow3496
      @yellow3496 3 года назад +19

      Thanks it's really difficult where I am. I appreciate it.

    • @stevenmitchell1
      @stevenmitchell1 3 года назад +3

      Mikkel Krarup Lynglund, it is likely that America will have a civil war before that happens. If you may have noticed how many gun-owners or gun-carrying commenters there are on RUclips, a civil and reasoned solution is not likely to occur at all...

    • @LukeVisinoni
      @LukeVisinoni 3 года назад +9

      Thank you... seriously I thought everybody hated us. It's genuinely nice to see at least SOMEBODY is rooting for us to snap out of this nonsense.

    • @mcullet2
      @mcullet2 3 года назад +3

      @@labratsparkles4446 Trump: me too. Nah... screw Melanoma. I need a wife whose frown doesn't make iced nitrogen.

    • @mcullet2
      @mcullet2 3 года назад +6

      @@michellewilcox7175 Hmm ... I think New Zealand might. Their PM is outstanding. Terrible gun massacre ... guns banned. No NRA corruption has a chance with a new mom. If those farts had a pair she'd knacker them while doing what any woman does easily: multitasking and making a home just by being there.

  • @ace-vb7lw
    @ace-vb7lw 3 года назад +56

    Stephen flirting with his wife is my favorite thing

  • @kiwigirljacks
    @kiwigirljacks 3 года назад +251

    I’ve had a great time asking his followers who were anti mask how they feel now about wearing a mask as their leader says .... none of them have replied to me yet 🤷‍♀️🤣

    • @twistedwedge12
      @twistedwedge12 3 года назад +30

      They're anxiously waiting to see if they come with MAGA emblazoned on the masks......

    • @chrismorrison8551
      @chrismorrison8551 3 года назад +25

      Wonder how they feel about him caving to political pressure.

    • @burkeyatm
      @burkeyatm 3 года назад +42

      kiwigirljacks gets kinda hard for them when they don’t have science OR politics on their side anymore.

    • @JoeMama-fw3xu
      @JoeMama-fw3xu 3 года назад +1

      You’re probably just a grating person to talk to

    • @KennyTew2
      @KennyTew2 3 года назад +23

      Dylan Derr yep it’s 100% his fault that they have absolutely no basis for their idiotic position.

  • @CrazyMuggleGirl
    @CrazyMuggleGirl 3 года назад +173

    Ok but why is no one talking about the adorable dynamic between Stephen and his wife. They’re so cute! Couple goals for sure.

    • @dannik82
      @dannik82 3 года назад +5

      I agree! Except the no talking part, people are commenting about it on literally every video she's in 😉

    • @DoubleT2323
      @DoubleT2323 3 года назад +7

      I think literally EVERYONE in the comments talks about that. lol

  • @ThoughTMusic
    @ThoughTMusic 3 года назад +139

    You heard, “I wish her well.”
    I heard, “Don’t snitch on me and I’ll pardon you.”

    • @mcullet2
      @mcullet2 3 года назад +9

      @Incog Nitus You're fun. With the best handle is discussing the issue. Props, btw. Here is the teeny flaw with your well argued comment. Trump is the definition of human rights violation. America signed the UNHCR treaty. He kidnapped kids of lawful applicants n caged the kids. Right now the US fails to meet the necessary and sufficient conditions of democracy. Perhaps you saw the wording of the order, which is more than I have. This is a UN treaty matter from long ago. Every nation has a version of that law. They are meaningless without funding and in execution. Excellent points incog. Mike

    • @donnydrumpf457
      @donnydrumpf457 3 года назад +7

      Incog Nitus so, you are a Holocaust denier as well.
      You lost all credibility to anyone, but your incel, Nazi buddies.

    • @theotterguy
      @theotterguy 3 года назад +5

      @Incog Nitus The orange-outan was impeached.Just because the Senate did not convict he is still the third impeached President.Were Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton impeached?Yes,but not by the Senate same thing as Trump.Are you American?I'm Canadian and know more than you do about your country.English is my second language and I write better than you do.Loser.

    • @hueybrown3238
      @hueybrown3238 3 года назад +1

      @Incog Nitus of course he would!

    • @hueybrown3238
      @hueybrown3238 3 года назад +3

      @Incog Nitus he sold the EPA to Mike Pruitt for starters

  • @jmannino2112
    @jmannino2112 3 года назад +170

    "Virus-side Chat". That's brilliant writing right there folks.

    • @onedivbypi2241
      @onedivbypi2241 3 года назад +2

      The virus, fire side chat might be a skit.
      Its a bit of a hard subject for comedy.
      Its like the protesters Trump hosed down with pepper spray for being to close to a religious symbol hijacking crime zone. They didn't know if they should laugh or cry.
      Its like an old Chicago song ?
      I was walking in the park on day and a man came up to me and ask me what the time was on my watch ?
      And I said....
      Does anybody really know what time it is ?
      And he pepper sprayed me and through me in a vaaaan.
      OK some of you who know the song probably want to pepper spray the esoteric answer guy. Obviously a communist.
      However we all own the park so its a good place to be civil. Besides that question now means you're a hooker. Everybody knows what time it is and what the stock market is doing even in the park.

    • @priscillamoore5736
      @priscillamoore5736 3 года назад +2

      @ Joseph Mannino - ikr?! I thought that was great, too!

    • @slyasleep
      @slyasleep 3 года назад

      yes, deserves props

  • @choicedecision
    @choicedecision 3 года назад +381

    Scaramucci said that the “well wishes” are code for “Don’t say anything”

    • @gigglingboyinthebackground2902
      @gigglingboyinthebackground2902 3 года назад +33

      Or........."Say anything and you'll regret it."

    • @rugguggla8766
      @rugguggla8766 3 года назад +10

      Well, obviously Scaramucci is a trustworthy and upstanding person

    • @guccihaha2817
      @guccihaha2817 3 года назад +17

      @@rugguggla8766 Yep, just like his former boss.

    • @choicedecision
      @choicedecision 3 года назад +38

      Axel the Mooch is a scumbag, but I don’t view him in the same league as Trump. He seemed like a guy who saw joining the Trump train as making a name for himself and got chewed up and spit out. Now he seems somewhat remorseful for his involvement, and tries to provide points that counter the current administration, but again, he’s still a scumbag

    • @rajabuta
      @rajabuta 3 года назад +10

      Ah mob speak. A completely fascinating language

  • @NabilMiller88
    @NabilMiller88 3 года назад +16

    The person that thought about the Home Alone thing, deserves a raise.. honestly

  • @raziel69sin
    @raziel69sin 3 года назад +6

    Please do vote them all out! I'm Puerto Rican( borned in the island but raised in the US) so I have *NO* say in getting any president. So unfair!!

  • @anitahenderson992
    @anitahenderson992 3 года назад +747

    "Wish her well" is code for "don't say anything about me and I'll pardon you and give you a nice cash settlement. "

    • @barbaraakpakpa3592
      @barbaraakpakpa3592 3 года назад +60

      "Wish her well" could mean "She will be missed if she decides to commit suicide."

    • @VancityAnu
      @VancityAnu 3 года назад +12

      precisely!

    • @TheNinnyfee
      @TheNinnyfee 3 года назад +16

      If I was him I would not comment on her at all.

    • @nicolebrown1927
      @nicolebrown1927 3 года назад +19

      They need to just wait to convict her when THE MURDERER IN CHIEF is gone and in prison himself.

    • @valencia4834
      @valencia4834 3 года назад +8

      OMG! You are so RIGHT!

  • @chrispickins9181
    @chrispickins9181 3 года назад +117

    “Spreading like trumps backside on a lawn chair.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @georgefloyd2502
    @georgefloyd2502 3 года назад +49

    Wishing her well is how he indicates to her not to implicate him.

    • @PtolemyXVII
      @PtolemyXVII 3 года назад

      George floyd I think it’s more likely that he met Melania through her and (she or Epstein or both) set him up with Melania
      You always want to thank the person who allowed you to meet your SO

    • @georgefloyd2502
      @georgefloyd2502 3 года назад +5

      @@PtolemyXVII I'm sorry but you don't thank the child sex trafficker recently apprehended... when you are the PRESIDENT of the United States

    • @mja91352
      @mja91352 3 года назад

      That makes no sense whatsoever

  • @freedomfirst5557
    @freedomfirst5557 3 года назад +46

    The well wishes where code word for: "Don't say anything......the presidential pardon is in the mail."

    • @bluezinnia847
      @bluezinnia847 3 года назад +2

      I'm sick of this liar, fraud President who is now destroying America's Democracy; our Allies etc! Because that is what Putins secret meetings told him to do! Figure it out! Russia owns Trump!

    • @ianmiller6040
      @ianmiller6040 3 года назад +4

      Or "Don't say anything or you'll be found dead in your cell one morning."

  • @egjustice1MN
    @egjustice1MN 3 года назад +56

    If she starts talking negatively about Trump he will say I hardly know her.

    • @suzannaterrill596
      @suzannaterrill596 3 года назад

      DITTO.

    • @sciencewins8798
      @sciencewins8798 3 года назад +5

      She should be careful.. she might end up like Epstein...

    • @donnydrumpf457
      @donnydrumpf457 3 года назад +3

      Jutta Soliman exactly, trump doesn’t want his flight records getting out!
      That’s why he wishes her well

    • @musikinspace
      @musikinspace 3 года назад

      I mean, it is plainly clear, to anyone without Trump Derangement Syndrome, when he wished her well he was alluding to the fact that Epstein got snuffed before he could give damning information about elites associated with him, which includes Colbert.

    • @onedivbypi2241
      @onedivbypi2241 3 года назад

      @@musikinspace ...it includes Barr and Trump who hold the keys to her jail cell. One glaring difference with the directors Trump already fired or retired early they all knew when to shut the cake hole and or recuse themselves. If she does have some kind of accident those two are already prime suspect one and two. If Covergirl Covid Clown hadn't tried to give Putin a fifty million dollar penthouse prior to election
      People would be less suspicious about the private meetings. There is also the never telling the truth problem that might really get bad if there was some kind of national emergency. There is one, but his base can't identify it for some reason.

  • @laguanhayes214
    @laguanhayes214 3 года назад +471

    "Wish her well..." I've been sitting here for almost 20 minutes trying to recollect if I have ever said anything quite as stupid or as incriminating, out loud and in public--and I'm not your president.

    • @adrianaloborec2205
      @adrianaloborec2205 3 года назад +29

      I've been trying to remember how many criminals and villains have I heard him praise (hint: many), as opposed to real heroes.

    • @englandcalling9721
      @englandcalling9721 3 года назад +11

      Laguan Hayes - I'd join you in all those terms and would add in 'vile.' The US is 'lead' by a man who defines a person's guilt or innocence by their love for him.

    • @indiel2433
      @indiel2433 3 года назад +13

      I felt a cold shiver down my spine when I heard him say that.

    • @vi2623
      @vi2623 3 года назад +12

      @@indiel2433 Just imagine how Epstein's victims felt ...

    • @bronskymacmanaman1925
      @bronskymacmanaman1925 3 года назад +21

      I mean... in france we march against one of our new ministre because he is racist, homophobic et ''maybe 😒'' a sexual offender.
      This man is your president and it's kind of scary. I mean he is all those things and more! Do people really wanna vote for him? Or is it a big joke, us the rest of the world are not a part from?

  • @jessicaroutt9070
    @jessicaroutt9070 3 года назад +156

    When you go back to the studio can your wife still be off camera making snarky comments?? Please!!

    • @HopeWins777
      @HopeWins777 3 года назад +12

      We love her! You cannot take her back and leave her at home 😢

    • @adamchristopher6917
      @adamchristopher6917 3 года назад +13

      Have her sit next to the producer with her own headset. :3

    • @BiffChunksteak
      @BiffChunksteak 3 года назад +7

      ruclips.net/video/Lv0Tosgb0Ss/видео.html their relationship is at the point where she doesn't even have to make the comment anymore for him to respond.

    • @enriquemoranmartinez6706
      @enriquemoranmartinez6706 3 года назад +1

      Agree now she is part of the show

    • @daverees6681
      @daverees6681 3 года назад +1

      Trust a Fellow Fellow to want to slide a little tech in there to make it a little better, eh, Adam Christopher? Too funny !! And agreed --- She Stays! Gotta love this Informal Format! Makes one think--"Hey, I got an attic... And a wife....." Ha!
      And don't forget to read DONNIE'S GANG during the Next LockIn! cheers

  • @jamogable
    @jamogable 3 года назад +36

    Thousands died and its only now that the Trump administration is formulating a strategy? Is this what you want to hear from someone who handled the pandemic well?

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 3 года назад +2

      Martin Van Lent He’d probably look the other way while Hitler put prices on American GI heads too

  • @rokiagad6320
    @rokiagad6320 3 года назад +73

    Stephen's smile every time he looks at his wife ADORABLE

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 3 года назад +2

      I don't know why but I image them being that couple who go to restaurants just to make fart and toilet humor jokes. ^_^

    • @NathanGracie-Raitt
      @NathanGracie-Raitt 3 года назад +2

      @Agent Fungus +1 to that. Also, her quip that she's s9 excited she's perched on the edge of her..... recliner is one if the funniest things I've heard on "a late show" since it was "the late show".

  • @orchishgrunt7888
    @orchishgrunt7888 3 года назад +18

    The Joe Biden clip -> transition to Home Alone bit was absolute perfection up the the very end, including the bit about Home Alone 2. Kudos to you and to your writing team - that was sharp!

  • @mayasej
    @mayasej 3 года назад +68

    wow that is a lot of pictures with an accused sex offender.
    also with Ghislaine Maxwell.

    • @onedivbypi2241
      @onedivbypi2241 3 года назад

      You must be lonely. Dump trolls haven't gotten to your comment yet. SAD 👍

  • @mr.bobdabbalina1246
    @mr.bobdabbalina1246 3 года назад +5

    "i wish her well" = "please dont snitch on me"

  • @C.Y.123
    @C.Y.123 3 года назад +312

    Meanwhile in Colorado, I got my ballot today. I filled it out in 5 minutes, put it back in the provided envelope, signed the envelope and mailed it back for free.

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 3 года назад +22

      And I bet it made your day. I know it would mine. :)

    • @jessicabixler1658
      @jessicabixler1658 3 года назад +16

      Ooo I guess I need to check my mail.

    • @rascallyrabbit717
      @rascallyrabbit717 3 года назад +6

      Are you sure the dog didn't get a ballot too

    • @thomascoca4064
      @thomascoca4064 3 года назад +6

      Cool. But your not a dead person voting? Just checking.

    • @jimp2870
      @jimp2870 3 года назад +30

      go to vote.org to confirm your voting data and sign up for mail-in voting. Takes just 2 minutes

  • @gailcavanaugh8992
    @gailcavanaugh8992 3 года назад +141

    amazing how unenthusiastic he is when reading a speech that actually touches on reality.

    • @d.j.7069
      @d.j.7069 3 года назад +7

      This is representative of his pathological personality; he's only energetic when he's on-stage with his own "dog-and-pony" show being Trumpie the clown!

    • @Spacemonkie42
      @Spacemonkie42 3 года назад +3

      Looks like they are keeping him an a tighter leash, about time.

    • @d.j.7069
      @d.j.7069 3 года назад +2

      @@Spacemonkie42 I agree, however, it won't work in the short or long run.

    • @Spacemonkie42
      @Spacemonkie42 3 года назад +4

      D.J. Oh I know, baby gets what baby wants.

    • @Sargethe1st
      @Sargethe1st 3 года назад +2

      Gail Cavanaugh , he doesn’t care at all... he’s despicable! Sociopathic despot.

  • @unmeshl.6708
    @unmeshl.6708 3 года назад +12

    This is one of the best segments he's done in recent times.

  • @CripCircuit
    @CripCircuit 3 года назад +19

    The United States is like a never ending "but wait there's more!" Stay safe everyone!

  • @sara_sofia_1984
    @sara_sofia_1984 3 года назад +84

    I love Stephen's hair like that!

    • @pinchevulpes
      @pinchevulpes 3 года назад

      It’s like he evolved

    • @IChroniclesofNerdiaI
      @IChroniclesofNerdiaI 3 года назад +2

      I want him to keep growing it out till covid is resolved. I anticipate him being able to eventually mock those romance novel covers with the dudes that have crazy long hair.

  • @dsoegiarto
    @dsoegiarto 3 года назад +45

    I'm gonna miss these casual completely informal show when they're back to the studio

    • @teresathayn5170
      @teresathayn5170 3 года назад +1

      Me too, but I can't wait to stop being scared of this virus! I miss the good old days.

  • @chazzelus
    @chazzelus 3 года назад +34

    I wonder how many people under 40 understand that "Virus-side chat" is a reference to Roosevelt's Fireside chats...Colbert, you're a genius!

    • @amelieklass5139
      @amelieklass5139 3 года назад +3

      Literally anyone who has ever opened a book ever

    • @derpsmcgee6720
      @derpsmcgee6720 3 года назад +2

      Amelie Klass You gotta remember there’s probably quite a few Americans who probably haven’t done that. (Under 40 here and yes to the educated it’s an obvious reference)

    • @theshamanite
      @theshamanite 3 года назад +2

      I learned about Fireside Chats in school, and I'm 18 now. Roosevelt was doing something pretty impressive for the time. It takes certain attributes to garner respect, something Trump has fallen short of. The Chumpster was literally an allegation meme thru his entire campaign.

  • @Psicokass
    @Psicokass 3 года назад +8

    sometimes I feel that the journalists don't pressure him enough... like in "whis her well", the guy could have followed up asking "if you are not a good friend of her or barely know her, and she has been found guilty of disgusting crimes, why do you wish her well sir?"

  • @juniorolumide
    @juniorolumide 3 года назад +720

    so he literally just admitted that they have been lying to the people about having a plan for the virus, and are now only just working on one.

    • @brucealbietz1283
      @brucealbietz1283 3 года назад +64

      Junior Mark yes their plan now is to come up with a plan . Go figure

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 3 года назад +55

      Well, their plan before was to just wait for it to magically disappear because summer, and to their disappointment, that didn't happen (even though medical experts had said long before that warmer temperatures are not gonna have an effect on it like it is the case with the flu).

    • @silkbox7553
      @silkbox7553 3 года назад +4

      He literally did no such thing Mark.

    • @DS-rt1ed
      @DS-rt1ed 3 года назад +23

      Yep, Trump is always a day late and a dollar short....I can't speak for you, but I'm not surprised he still has no plan.

    • @RyanValizan
      @RyanValizan 3 года назад +36

      your a fool if you think even now he’s coming up with a plan. Fauci would be part of it if he were serious. This is all just a PR stunt.

  • @LeesaDeAndrea
    @LeesaDeAndrea 3 года назад +241

    "Turns out voters want you to care if they live or die."

    • @JK_Clark
      @JK_Clark 3 года назад +7

      Yes, absolutely.

    • @brucealbietz1283
      @brucealbietz1283 3 года назад

      LeesaDeAndrea imagine that

    • @issecret1
      @issecret1 3 года назад

      Huh, who woulda thought

    • @burkeyatm
      @burkeyatm 3 года назад

      LeesaDeAndrea strange times indeed. Lol. (Not lol, very, very sad)

    • @onedivbypi2241
      @onedivbypi2241 3 года назад

      Who gnu ?

  • @haleybollinger6784
    @haleybollinger6784 3 года назад +5

    You’re on fire today Stephen. Thanks for the laughs, much needed during these times.

  • @novastellavoid
    @novastellavoid 3 года назад +5

    The thing that struck me most in this is that his wife has never watched Mrs Doubtfire and that needs to change

  • @maggie198333
    @maggie198333 3 года назад +657

    The fact Trump “wish her well” meant clearly she had dirt on him. 100%.

    • @TruckerMurph
      @TruckerMurph 3 года назад +49

      you know he did that shit

    • @thereisbeautyinthisworld7251
      @thereisbeautyinthisworld7251 3 года назад +6

      @casadekarlito Nooooo! 😱

    • @NickBatinaComposer
      @NickBatinaComposer 3 года назад +28

      I don’t see her living safely much longer tbh, that’s spooky

    • @kurushi857
      @kurushi857 3 года назад +35

      She better not end up dead in her cell like epstein. The nation is watching this one closely.

    • @roshanbhandari1989
      @roshanbhandari1989 3 года назад +7

      @@kurushi857 Are u sure ?

  • @andreack9983
    @andreack9983 3 года назад +72

    For a narcissist, assigning the blame to someone else IS solving the problem.

  • @EnbyAndi
    @EnbyAndi 3 года назад +35

    He doesn’t know the word “epidemiologist” Mr. Colbert. Come on, now. 😂

    • @AccidentalNinja
      @AccidentalNinja 3 года назад +2

      But he can pronounce "hydroxychloroquine".

    • @joelbjohn5450
      @joelbjohn5450 3 года назад

      @@AccidentalNinja but not erythromycin.....🤣🤣🤣

  • @2close2themoon
    @2close2themoon 3 года назад +189

    Stephen needs to cut his hair. He's getting too sexy.

    • @judy-9999
      @judy-9999 3 года назад +1

      My dad had that same “sexy hair” in the 70’s ... I was just a little kid but I knew people loved it! it was great ❤️👍😎

  • @traceylouisevanspall-oldha1900
    @traceylouisevanspall-oldha1900 3 года назад +197

    "Wish Her Well.".
    Isn't that code for, "do not talk?"

    • @bellaboo9871
      @bellaboo9871 3 года назад +3

      Or the Clintons will come after you.

    • @vegasj305
      @vegasj305 3 года назад +4

      Did you read the "Wishing You Well' card?? Sheesh, Trump loves them stupid!!

    • @DaveF.
      @DaveF. 3 года назад +16

      @@bellaboo9871 So... you think Trump is working with the Clinton's? Or he's sending a warning to her? Why would he either help the Clinton's, or help this woman? Try and make sense.

    • @EdricLysharae
      @EdricLysharae 3 года назад +12

      Trump is easier to read than a picture book.

    • @Ruffian_Xion
      @Ruffian_Xion 3 года назад +3

      It means he wishes she was in a well and will be if she doesn't keep her mouth shut.

  • @jamaalaustin8813
    @jamaalaustin8813 3 года назад +21

    Hahahaha!!🤣🤣🤣 “Trump Doubtfire” OMG!! I haven’t laughed so hard in 5mins!

  • @emilybarker3240
    @emilybarker3240 3 года назад +20

    Does Trump ever wear anything other than an ill fitting suite and a giant tie?

    • @yannickg6904
      @yannickg6904 3 года назад +2

      He looks like a toddler with a diaper when he plays golf.

    • @kipronoxor
      @kipronoxor 3 года назад

      I'd say her wares a mask but.............................

  • @tome57a
    @tome57a 3 года назад +41

    "Are you gonna win the presidential election this fall, Joe?"
    "YES, ABSOLUTELY!"

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ 3 года назад +114

    3:00 I'd love to see Evie's face when he was role-playing as the professor . He was looking right at her. I'm guessing she had to literally (and I mean LITERALLY) bit her tongue to prevent busting out laughing.
    sidebar: Why does he need a studio audience? Evie is the most appreciative audience he'll ever have, and will laugh at every joke.

    • @DneilB007
      @DneilB007 3 года назад +10

      Better than my wife. She only laughs out loud at me when it’s sexy time...

    • @louisemckn
      @louisemckn 3 года назад +5

      @@DneilB007 At least she still enjoys herself...after a fashion! lol

    • @gilgemash
      @gilgemash 3 года назад

      That is so reminiscent of Donald Hall, poet laureate. It came to me, in a flash...
      Man being fresh to a freshman...salutes 🙏 to Donald Hall from London 😷

  • @jpdemer5
    @jpdemer5 3 года назад +138

    "We are in the process of developing a strategy..." Translation: "I'm still clueless."

    • @Derangedforsure
      @Derangedforsure 3 года назад +6

      Peter Torbay I believe the students took on that debt willingly all by themselves.

    • @teresas8929
      @teresas8929 3 года назад +7

      Peter Torbay your living in the past.

    • @mandy833
      @mandy833 3 года назад +15

      ​@Peter Torbay whataboutism, deflection, ignorance.....must be a Trump supporter. Thanks for the laugh.

    • @andrewholmes1040
      @andrewholmes1040 3 года назад +2

      LOL.. Too funny!

    • @tetsujin_144
      @tetsujin_144 3 года назад +7

      "Hey, that project you've been working on for four months, how's it going? Are you done yet?"
      "Yes, well, I'm currently in the process of developing a strategy..."

  • @mikearisbrocken8507
    @mikearisbrocken8507 3 года назад +13

    (Joke about tequila)
    Me, a Mexican- that's mezcal.
    Stephen Colbert: I know is mezcal
    Me- ok, fair enough.

  • @LukeVisinoni
    @LukeVisinoni 3 года назад +12

    I envy Colbert's adoration for his wife. I want to adore a woman that way :(

  • @paulgraham5370
    @paulgraham5370 3 года назад +164

    The man can't read something convincingly when he didn't write it and is
    totally insincere.

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 3 года назад +12

      and you can always tell when he is reading from a script, because he uses bigger words, and doesn't repeat himself multiple times whenever he thinks he has said something smart.

    • @myriamickx7969
      @myriamickx7969 3 года назад +9

      And reading seems difficult in itself, he always sounds like he’s discovering the things he says... which is probably the case.

    • @Minty.Fresh.Tunes.
      @Minty.Fresh.Tunes. 3 года назад

      Joe Biden is an old senile man who shouldnt be running for president. Shame on you for speaking in that way about him.

    • @teresas8929
      @teresas8929 3 года назад +8

      Joe Beedle they are both old, senile Trump yes, the tumour probably did some damage to Joe, but he has way more critical thinking ability then Trump.

    • @heyaisdabomb
      @heyaisdabomb 3 года назад +3

      It's clear what the new campaign manager told Trump: Say these things or you have no chance of winning...

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 3 года назад +41

    He was too cool and calm regarding this question...he is so scared about what will come out that he makes sure he over tries not to really care or appear interested.

    • @ellamone9998
      @ellamone9998 3 года назад +7

      Yep, so right! This time he didn't go full "That's a Nasty Question" How could you "fake news" 😮

  • @zeegermans
    @zeegermans 3 года назад +1

    “I’m on the edge of my recline” such a wonderful sense of humor. Touché

  • @LateCambrian
    @LateCambrian 3 года назад +7

    Whenever he is being forced to 'evolve' on something he reads from paper and tries to make himself look like he's detached from the info.....

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 3 года назад +22

    Love hearing a loving married couple being kind and funny with each other. 💖 Thank you!

  • @stardustlia
    @stardustlia 3 года назад +42

    anyone else think it's cute & sweet how stephen flirts w/ his wife, and you can hear her giggle?

  • @Bodenathaniel
    @Bodenathaniel 3 года назад +59

    Is this the best late show in the world?
    Biden: Yes...aAbsolutely!

    • @jenniferdixon7633
      @jenniferdixon7633 3 года назад +2

      This and Seth.

    • @Bodenathaniel
      @Bodenathaniel 3 года назад +1

      @@jenniferdixon7633 Yes...aAbsolutely

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto 3 года назад

      TRUTH is the MOST POWERFUL FORCE in the universe. TRUTH CREATED everything LIFE TREASURES.

    • @Bodenathaniel
      @Bodenathaniel 3 года назад

      @@ThomasPanto Yes...aAbsolutely!

    • @darrenpearn6356
      @darrenpearn6356 3 года назад +1

      Bring back David Letterman

  • @taylorwilliams8343
    @taylorwilliams8343 3 года назад +2

    Thanks for making me laugh today. You guys make my days a little brighter during these strange times so thank you. Cheers

  • @Roanmonster
    @Roanmonster 3 года назад +56

    I'd be down for a special where Stephen tells us about the books on the shelves behind him. Maybe he has a copy of the Thorn Birds too!

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад +2

      except his doesn't breed

    • @JacWarner
      @JacWarner 3 года назад +3

      Or mutate.

    • @brucealbietz1283
      @brucealbietz1283 3 года назад +2

      Suzanne O great idea . Would love to see what books he does enjoy . Stephen if you do read any of these comments, I think your book collection would make for a good future show . Give you an opportunity to tell us about yourself, we all know about the residing idiot we have in the white house , this would make for a good sideline for your already fantastic show .

  • @gigglingboyinthebackground2902
    @gigglingboyinthebackground2902 3 года назад +19

    I LOVE it when Stephen cracks HIMSELF up!!!! 😂🤣😂
    "Hi it's me, respected Dr. Scarf Lady." 🧣

  • @pherkads
    @pherkads 3 года назад +5

    The best show, smart comedy and especially the play on words.

  • @ar90242
    @ar90242 3 года назад +13

    He’s invited to the carne asada for knowing the difference.

  • @evettemccollum4993
    @evettemccollum4993 3 года назад +81

    This is like living in the Twilight Zone

    • @majorfrost8206
      @majorfrost8206 3 года назад

      And not the original but the clunky 80's reboot.

    • @pleothid
      @pleothid 3 года назад +1

      Fucking A it is! I'm barely holding it together, because it's getting increasingly tough to care when the truth is a matter of opinion in 2020 and facts are Deep State Lamestream Media... see? Whatever. What's the point? Was accosted in comments by a Qanon Qool-Aid drinker last night. It was something else. Nothing is normal in 2020.

    • @sujimtangerines
      @sujimtangerines 3 года назад +3

      Place is a madhouse...

    • @joancharbonneau3510
      @joancharbonneau3510 3 года назад +2

      Only much worse......

    • @pleothid
      @pleothid 3 года назад +1

      @Deborah Hennessey yes, I saw that. And they restricted 150,000 more. About time. This stuff really is a cancer, and I'm seeing it inflame a kind of mass psychosis I haven't really seen in some time. Jim Jones comes to mind. Wild times, for sure!
      Thanks, & hang in there.

  • @miamimacrepair1980
    @miamimacrepair1980 3 года назад +34

    " Is this the greatest comment, Joe ? " " Yes, Absolutely?!"

  • @leonardtongamohenoa4033
    @leonardtongamohenoa4033 3 года назад +5

    And the people of Rome cried out "when will Caligula's reign end"

  • @LoolJohn
    @LoolJohn 3 года назад +1

    How has Mrs. Colbert never seen Mrs. Doubtfire?!?! Highly recommend- that movie is hilarious

  • @trovadorregio
    @trovadorregio 3 года назад +362

    as a mexican: respect for knowing the difference between tequila and mezcal! greetings from mty, mx!

    • @rulop3068
      @rulop3068 3 года назад +10

      As regio i respect seeing another regio commenting in here. I send you a very powerful taco de barbacoa

    • @SGGCREATIVES
      @SGGCREATIVES 3 года назад +5

      How is your abuella doing?

    • @trovadorregio
      @trovadorregio 3 года назад +3

      @@rulop3068 que se arme la carnitaa!!!

    • @Reynegrotravelz
      @Reynegrotravelz 3 года назад +8

      Mi hermano our president es un cabron.

    • @gz9975
      @gz9975 3 года назад +9

      As an alcoholic, I know the difference between Tequila, Mezcal, Pulque, Charanda, Sotol, Bacanora, and Raicilla.

  • @kenbee1957
    @kenbee1957 3 года назад +31

    "The President's swift delayed action...."

  • @marionsudewo8670
    @marionsudewo8670 3 года назад +2

    They are only NOW, near the end of July, starting to develop a strategy?!?!?!

    • @priscillamoore5736
      @priscillamoore5736 3 года назад +1

      @ marion sudewo - Been too busy denying it up till now...plus, trump realizes the folks in FL are starting to change their minds about him, and he WANTS those electoral votes from FLORIDA!!!

    • @andrewkoster6506
      @andrewkoster6506 3 года назад

      Working on thinking about blocking off some time on a conference room to schedule a meeting to discuss potentially brainstorming a strategy. Synergy and paradigm shift. Collaboration. Always Be Closing. Art of the deal. Word salad.

  • @christophergartner3967
    @christophergartner3967 3 года назад +1

    As the world falls apart. Might as well have a laugh....stay safe Stephen. We all need you

  • @my2love755
    @my2love755 3 года назад +254

    Voting is getting close, his manager told him he needs to start changing his tone otherwise people will vote him out. Looks like wearing a mask and staying 6 ft apart is important to him now after 7 months!

    • @taylorc2542
      @taylorc2542 3 года назад +5

      Trump is gonna win; the Silent Majority will turn out in even bigger numbers, and most importantly, tons of people bash Trump in public but support him in private. I've had a half dozen people confess to me they do it to avoid cancel culture and as virtue signalling. They're prisoners.

    • @raycampbell162
      @raycampbell162 3 года назад +20

      @@taylorc2542 No not this year, this is not 2016. Trump is going to be crushed this year. #VoteBlue2020.

    • @roshanbhandari1989
      @roshanbhandari1989 3 года назад

      @Reichert Zetopan Wikipedia ? 🤔

    • @roshanbhandari1989
      @roshanbhandari1989 3 года назад

      @@raycampbell162 🧐🐑🐑

    • @KB-ys7po
      @KB-ys7po 3 года назад +14

      😂🤣😂 silent Trump supporters. Good one

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner 3 года назад +310

    Remember when we all mocked Bush and thought that he was the dumbest president that the US could ever have?
    The good old days 🙃

    • @mischiefpwns
      @mischiefpwns 3 года назад +29

      At least Bush was smart enough to know he was stupid and listened to people who know more than him...

    • @zak-a-roo264
      @zak-a-roo264 3 года назад +22

      At least he was HUMAN

    • @jairo909
      @jairo909 3 года назад +7

      We were just talking about this, poor bush got so much shit for choking on a pretzel.

    • @robertmelvin5203
      @robertmelvin5203 3 года назад +2

      Let's never forget GW's speech about fish and people living together.

    • @kevinlavorgna1907
      @kevinlavorgna1907 3 года назад +7

      @@mischiefpwns republican is the party of dumb, if it wasn't for the stupid, uneducated , hatred voter that's protected,benefitting from Dem programs and policies the repub party wouldn't exist

  • @starkerstuvwxyz
    @starkerstuvwxyz 3 года назад

    Stephen, I truly enjoy the intimacy of your at home shows. I'm loving quarantine content. I've been a watcher of many vlogs in my life, so this at-home atmorphere is what I'm used to, so I know it's a one-sided feeling, but it makes me feel even more like you (and the people in at-home interviews) are my friend.

  • @PiercedPixie
    @PiercedPixie 3 года назад +1

    I've been having a very dark, "the world is trash and humanity is the virus" kind of day... reinforced by seeing Trump and his incompetence... But soothed by remembering that Stephen Colbert is here to help us cope with humor. Thank you, Mr. Colbert. You're helping me get through my day.

  • @tzvikrasner6073
    @tzvikrasner6073 3 года назад +87

    "I wish her well" That was him telling her to be quiet or else.
    Also, the Pfizer contract was like his "I'll release my taxes after the election. No, I mean the next election. No, the next one."

    • @d.j.7069
      @d.j.7069 3 года назад +4

      Or KNOWING that Ms. Maxwell will not be around long enough to turn on anyone.

    • @Rachel-jc8ht
      @Rachel-jc8ht 3 года назад

      Yes, that was what I took from it. Trump wishes her well because he wants her around long enough to take these scumbags down.

    • @mavic2175
      @mavic2175 3 года назад +2

      Or an agreed line to a plan and a reminder to not sing.

    • @caposton
      @caposton 3 года назад +4

      @@Rachel-jc8ht Maxwell is pleading not guilty and isn't cooperating with law enforcement. So, how in the hell is she 'take these scumbags down"? It's much more likely that this is Trump telling her to keep her mouth shut and she will be rewarded with a light sentence or pardon. It may be that he is trying to keep her quiet just long enough for her to get "suicided" and it sets Trump up with the defense of "I didn't have anything to do with her demise. I liked her and offered her well wishes".

  • @thomaspalazzolo5902
    @thomaspalazzolo5902 3 года назад +149

    *Twitches an eye as Stephen didn't put out his cigarette before tossing it away.*

    • @jesianasantiago8598
      @jesianasantiago8598 3 года назад +3

      Lmao 😂

    • @philrabe910
      @philrabe910 3 года назад +7

      Damn east coasters!! Always starting wildfires out west with their ciggies!!

    • @keilabolen3548
      @keilabolen3548 3 года назад +8

      @@philrabe910 you know it wouldn't happen if they would just sweep the forest floor. ;)

    • @OolongTeaGreen
      @OolongTeaGreen 3 года назад +4

      @@keilabolen3548 No, you have to rake the forest floor every stable genius knows that.

    • @michaelklog
      @michaelklog 3 года назад +5

      @@OolongTeaGreen god damn it vacuum the forest floor it's the only way.

  • @ChrisSamuel1729
    @ChrisSamuel1729 3 года назад +4

    "Wish her well" means he's got a hit out on her, and wants to deflect a future accusation after she ends up dead.

  • @jarridtaylor7778
    @jarridtaylor7778 3 года назад

    This NEEDS to be shared!!

  • @justajumpingypsygirl
    @justajumpingypsygirl 3 года назад +26

    The poetry professor joke is so funny since he is clearly looking at his wife off camera.

  • @dannylimonjr5279
    @dannylimonjr5279 3 года назад +82

    That Trump Mrs. Doubtfire impression was HILARIOUS 🤣 Bravo Stephen!

    • @Thebobbyman
      @Thebobbyman 3 года назад +4

      im worried if its true his wife has never seen Mrs. Doubtfire

  • @aaroncorcoran5103
    @aaroncorcoran5103 3 года назад +6

    I’m a little disappointed... We deserve a “the spice must flow” joke.

  • @lynnchotoocho9713
    @lynnchotoocho9713 3 года назад +1

    This has to be one of your best episodes yet ! ( I do say that after so many of your shows tho.) Keep up the fantastic work that you and your wife do . Love & blessings to you both .

  • @belle.m
    @belle.m 3 года назад +9

    ´I wish her well’, ie: keep your mouth shut Ghislaine!

  • @alphajava761
    @alphajava761 3 года назад +146

    "I'm Donald J Trump and I approve this propaganda".
    "I'm Donald J Trump and I approve this conspiracy".

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 3 года назад +1

      I'd be honored if some fellow Colbert fans who appreciate 80s/90s classics would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of PURPLE RAIN by Prince and PRAYING FOR TIME by George Michael on my YT channel in tribute to 2 of the greatest vocalist-songwriters in music history. Live acoustic with no autotune. Thanks and DRAIN THE TRUMP in November.

    • @mr.g4272
      @mr.g4272 3 года назад +3

      ' I'm Joe biden and forgot this message"

    • @mr.g4272
      @mr.g4272 3 года назад +2

      MAGA, everyone. Hahahaha. Landslide.

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 3 года назад

      @Brick 81 OMG! I wish I had something better to post than... OMG!
      Were you born this stupid or is it environmental?

  • @stealmystar
    @stealmystar 3 года назад +2

    I love Stephen flirting with his wife. It's so cute. Romance is still alive 😍😂

  • @mrs.harper
    @mrs.harper 3 года назад +1

    OMG I about lost it when Stephen did the Mrs Doubtfire and I’m at work in a cube watching this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chriss1672
    @chriss1672 3 года назад +31

    I'm starting to understand why Colbert has become the king of late night

    • @silkbox7553
      @silkbox7553 3 года назад +2

      It's all the child sacrifices he indulges in. Allegedly.

    • @dday9433
      @dday9433 3 года назад +1

      His writers are gods.

  • @vaguelyelena
    @vaguelyelena 3 года назад +114

    Omg he put a hit on her. Someone put that woman in protective custody until her trial. He's trying to make sure that when she 'accidentally' dies he can say it couldn't be him cause he wished her well.

    • @kittyhazes5741
      @kittyhazes5741 3 года назад +5

      Professional Lurker Wow👍

    • @artemis2666
      @artemis2666 3 года назад +18

      🤣🤣😅😂 This made me laugh. Even though it's probably true. Totally suspect. He never genuinely wishes anyone well.

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 3 года назад +8

      Yup. It's all about public perception with trump since he's narcissist and can only think about himself meaning he could care less about Maxwell (as long as she doesn't narc on him).

    • @justinpipes85
      @justinpipes85 3 года назад +19

      I'm pretty sure Epstein was in "protective custody" when he was suicided.

    • @franciscoburgos787
      @franciscoburgos787 3 года назад +10

      Epstein died in protective custody

  • @Philfan107
    @Philfan107 3 года назад

    Hey Stephen, thank you for actually talking about this. Really, thank you. Much respect.

  • @phyllishahart6111
    @phyllishahart6111 3 года назад +1

    Lmaoooo they ran with “yes absolutely” 😂😂😂

  • @remo1366
    @remo1366 3 года назад +31

    I think you have a lovely new co-host who needs to go with when you head back to the Ed Sullivan theater. It's been pretty great watching you two chat and tease each other on air,please continue...

  • @edwardtobiemejia7895
    @edwardtobiemejia7895 3 года назад +218

    "I guess they lived in Palm Beach as well... " hmmm interesting and totally not in any way suspicious

    • @lisakennedy6211
      @lisakennedy6211 3 года назад +28

      Don't forget that he said that he barely knew Jeffrey Epstein. He just admitted the opposite!

    • @sidneyharris3686
      @sidneyharris3686 3 года назад +10

      Folksy reply. I guess they were the nice folks that lived down the lane.
      God bless the Universe.

    • @Onoelo23gf
      @Onoelo23gf 3 года назад +3

      @@sidneyharris3686 Different one every other day.

    • @MeneTekelUpharsin
      @MeneTekelUpharsin 3 года назад +12

      @@lisakennedy6211 He literally called Epstein a "terrific guy."
      Why would he go out of his way to compliment a guy he barely knows?

    • @MeneTekelUpharsin
      @MeneTekelUpharsin 3 года назад +6

      ​@@silkbox7553 How does it feel knowing you'll die old and lonely, while supporting an idiot who is friends with sex traffickers? What kind of legacy are you leaving behind?

  • @louis-philip
    @louis-philip 3 года назад

    So many good bits in this one... The YES band reference was brilliant.

  • @ceciliahink3355
    @ceciliahink3355 3 года назад +2

    Love you Stephen Colbert! Your so intelligently, funny.keep up the good work.

  • @jennylee8554
    @jennylee8554 3 года назад +25

    I laughed out loud more times watching this episode then I have all month 😂🙏

  • @AtelmGoldsmith
    @AtelmGoldsmith 3 года назад +151

    I feel like an opportunity for a Dune reference was missed what with all the spice.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 3 года назад +10

      I know! I was writhing in my seat over it. Only fitting that Donnie should be Vladimir Harkonnen...
      (GAH, I hope I spelled that right. Been a while since I read the book.)

    • @jayfredrickson8632
      @jayfredrickson8632 3 года назад +3

      He would be a perfect cast for Baron Harkonnen.

    • @Chuck-PK
      @Chuck-PK 3 года назад +7

      THE SPICE MUST FLOW!

    • @SherryEllesson
      @SherryEllesson 3 года назад +4

      Me too! What we need now is the Quizatz Haderach!!!

    • @jayfredrickson8632
      @jayfredrickson8632 3 года назад +1

      @northern_lights He'd never be able to finish such a long book. He's just ask somebody for the summary, then ignore that .

  • @kxolsen
    @kxolsen 3 года назад +3

    Love the hair, the little swoop in the front is dashing.

  • @noneofyourbusiness150
    @noneofyourbusiness150 3 года назад +4

    So the virus actually got going before March 1st and now he is thinking about what to do.

  • @retnavybrat
    @retnavybrat 3 года назад +31

    When Stephen finally returns to the Ed Sullivan Theater, can Evie be his sidekick? Please? 🥰

  • @keilabolen3548
    @keilabolen3548 3 года назад +11

    I love his little conversations with his wife before he starts his monologue.

  • @beastrule
    @beastrule 3 года назад +1

    It’s SCARY TO WATCH!

  • @DMBMTBr
    @DMBMTBr 3 года назад

    Top notch y’all, keepin it real!!!