@@CoyoteAUSgarbage. Survival rate for inland Taipan is still good if you follow good Australian snake first aid & RFD gets to you in time. Your internal organs will likely be pretty f*cked for life. But you'll survive.
@@jeffreyjewell75if I was bitten by one I will ask to not to be taken to the hospital. Its a waste of time. Just start saying goodbyes. One bite puts out venom able to kill 100 like me. 1 of me has no chance.
@@lemonsqweezy9532 That’s instinct, it’s just how they’ve evolved to hunt. All the snake understands is that things die a short while after the snake bites it, it does not understand anything beyond that.
@@peggedyourdad9560they can control how much they release much like spiders can but sometimes it's love bites and they just have slightly too much and they don't mean to end 😂
They are famous for being kinda chill snakes in the wild. Being a chubby slug with the most scary venom load provides a lot of What Up *sips drink* energy xD
They are a very good looking, but not to be messed with. The venom is hemorrhagic and necrotic. Making you bleed out your butthole, ears, private areas and eyes while the bite area will rot and fall off. Most of them also come in green and yellow, the blue is quite rare.
@@LouiseHultcrantzviperkeeper has a lot of them on his channel in different colors too. They are old videos but the most gorgeous snake I’ve ever seen
For real though. I'm a huge nature documentary enthusiast. I know tons of animals at least in the "I've seen that!" capacity. I've never seen that. Pretty damn stunning.
@@MoonLitChild Same here! Sorry for the late reply! RUclips didn't notify me, and I only saw you commented because of the person under you. RUclips decoded to notify me of their reply and not yours lol 🙄
Its a stunning colour indeed. Personally i really like the brazillian rainbow boa. As the name suggests it has the colours of a rainbow as a sheen over it its really pretty
Me noticing you gotta "Steve" and an "Irwin"... and I just know, he's smiling in heaven, knowing he reached the hearts of so many of us, and now he's got so many people carrying out his legacy. I consider his family as the presidential family of all animals.❤
It was my previous understanding that no animals were actually blue. The blue of birds and butterflies and such, is actually iridescence and not pigment.
@@Aliandrinthat was understanding as well but then there are frogs and lizards. I think it's just about being able to make dyes and idk how we'd turn a snake into paint 😅
The gaboon viper suddenly noticing you recording is strangely adorable. Your snakes are all beautiful, even if some of them are "medically insignificant" lol.
@@wza223-fo3mcyeahhhh, you really thought this comment was it. shaming someone for not having something you "ASSUME" to be common knowledge not only puts into question your knowledge itself, but makes you look like a huge azz. L.
to my jerk son, who wanted my money i didnt forget you. i leave you, my beloved son, oh such a cherished endowment, fit for person such as yourself. well enough dilly dally. John Johnson, my namesake as well mine own father. youve been a honor to our family name so i bequeth to you the family estate of snakes and a parcel of land to raise them, its the land the zoo has been fighting for. you know the one WITHIN their borders yet not owned by them. ah yes your great grandfather and all of the men of our lineage must maintain that land to send a royal fck u for the goverment and the Williams buying us out and slowly each year. yet you had to marry a williams. i dont care if shes not from the same williams that screwed us over. we never marry date or even lay with a williams. i always held out hope for you but since youre reading this that means you havent come to yoursense. i guess my back up plan and illegitimate son will have to be mine heir. those plans are already in motion. anyways, Im long dead so good luck my boy with the williams girl.
@@deathreus sometimes. but the blue one is one of the least venomous he listed, same with the dragon one, and the boring looking brown one is a guaranteed funeral.
Yea but no one but steve irwin has the balls to handle them. Dude let a wild one kiss him. Eastern brown and inland taipan are far more venemous thay any snake in this vid. Without anti venom, 100% chance of death, within an hr. Even with anti venom, some eastern brown can still kill you as for some reason their venom has become MORE potent in the last few decades. I know of a dude who got bit, got anti venom and still died in like 45 mins. Unfortunately they crossbreed and evolve 😂 props the fault of the cane toad
@@silenttitan416This bloke got hit by a Taipan in the 50s... big came cutter. Drove himself 130ks to hospital, he rekns it was like being paro... He lived (cos he's 6ft 5) but loss of taste & smell wd be fukt.
Lil' Man will put you in a casket within 5 minutes and its a guaranteed death no antivenom available. Give him some meal worms and he'll let you live tho 😂
100% chance of death in 5 minutes or less... and there isn't an antivenom. and you'll be a historical figure for dying to the least aggressive death noodle in the world.
@@jackkrause4677 Im guessing hes named after the Shelby mustangs. Honestly a kickass name. Also, the cars were named after Carroll Shelby, who was extremely important for Fords endurance racing program. He's basically the only reason it had any success at all. No clue if the snake is named after the cars or not though. Just a really great name.
youd be surprised how much damage a dog can do really. my dog missed a treat one time when he was sick and just barely nicked me. Took months to heal with nerve damage.
I used to work on the sugar cane trains in north Queensland, Australia home of the inland taipan, at times over an hour away from any medical care, they're one of them snakes that if you get bit you don't call for help, you call your loved ones and make peace.
@@MissEmai0110 they're both in that region as it turns quite arid about 20km inland and immediately as you head south. The coastal is absolutely the one to be concerned about though. Notably more venomous.
@@EXZACHTPERFORMANCE The inland taipan inhabits the black soil plains in the region where Queensland, South Australia and the Northern Territory borders converge.. You best get in contact with the experts and let them know they are moving east toward the coast, then. You will also find that the Coastal isn't at all more venomous - the Inland Taipan is 4 times more toxic than the coastal - they just don't have as much of a venom yield and are more likely to not bite.
I have never heard of or seen this snake before. It looks like a blue dragon from D&D in snake form. That scale pattern looks fantastic. It's the prettiest snake I've ever seen.
I think animals somewhat have thoughts but its more like they have predetermined instincts already in their brains that they rely on along with whatever survival tactics that species is able to use, most animals lack the ability of an intelligent thinking capacity though and thats why animals are categorized as things without conscience but i think they have a small bit of consciousness to a degree that could be unlocked through science, hell the octupus is one of the most intelligent creature's on this planet so much so, many people think they are aliens that came on asteroids, when the asteroids hit the dinosaurs along with mushroom spores, i think there is a lot we dont know yet and were not even close to knowing everything.
The good, and slightly ironic thing about it, is that they're extremely reluctant to bite people so although your odds of surviving are low, your odds of never being bitten in the first place are pretty solid.
Even if you did have poisonous pets you would have a 9/10 because you have to ingest poison and you wouldn’t eat your pets. You meant venomous. Even without venomous pets, it’s still 9/10.
That would be a Boomslang...a highly venomous, super fast African tree snake(it's name actually means Tree Snake in Afrikaans) that waits in trees for prey to innocently walk under the tree...then it drops on them. The Boomslang is the epitome of a breathing war crime that aggressively hates anything and everything!! I'll add as a PSA: Never pick fruit from trees in South Africa...
After so many videos of the cobras and the boomslang, I did NOT know you had an inland taipan. I'm Australian and I am now intimidated by you. That's the snake I've been taught to leave alone the most... The owner of the deadliest venom in the world...
That is honestly one of the most beautiful shades of blue I've ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes on. It's near the same shade as Sacred Blue (I forget the proper name, but the blue of Mary's cowl in paintings of her).
"One of the fastest" definitely not the fastest strike, that accolade goes to the black mamba, also coupled with the fact that its the fastest moving land snake @knowplay3258
@marc.V97 According to which source you read. The results are inconclusive. Some studies say the Black Mamba. Some say the Gaboon Viper. Some say the Death Adder. Some even say the Black Rat Snake. It just depends on which study and the method of measure of that study. So, nobody knows for sure. But, each of the snakes mentioned above are definitely among the fastest striking snakes in the world. Edit: Forgot to say that the Black Mamba is definitely the fastest moving snake in the world, hands down, no contest.
@marc.V97 But, being from Louisiana, I do have to mention that we definitively know the snake with the fastest strike in North America...and we have them everywhere here...the Cottonmouth a.k.a. Water Moccasin. Here in Louisiana, I find them in the yard atleast once a week and in the house during the winter. They are also the only aggressive snake in North America. They will come after you.
Imagine chilling in your tank and someone rolls up and calls you medically insignificant
I'd be trying to decipher what the fuck it means for the rest of my life. Too shook to attack
@@Froggyman145 lol right? Like damn man i see how it is. Be wondering if i was born with faulty venom sacs and whatnot
The disrespect.
😅😅
Doctor defined my baby mama as "geriatric" at the age of 35..
Boomslang will commit war crimes if given the chance
Is it from Israel? 😂
@@AutisticAlpalastine more likely. Don’t let it near any helpless babies or toddlers in cradles
@@little_hunt3r 🤣🤣👌
The people who are making these COMMENTS are a few cards shy of a “Full-Deck” !!!.
It looks proper nowty
Started with Steve.
Finished with Irwin.
👍 10/10 formatting 👍
ooof, I didn't catch that, nice
I like that he has a king cobra called Shelby (even tho technically a king cobra isn't a cobra)
Indeed 🔥
F for Steve Irwin
F
The blue one is GORGEOUS, the deep blue color is amazing!
I’m on a waiting list for a breading pair😊 I can’t wait…
*breeding😂@@zacharywilliamson9377
Absolutely
Really is a BEAUTY!!!!! 💙💙💙
🩵💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🩵
Boomslang ignores the Geneva Convention
Geneva suggestion*
@@ethanrichner4071frick beat me to it 😂
No, he does not.
Because for him it's a Geneva *checklist*
😂😂😂
@@ivanandriyanov4426 Geneva *afterthought*
Bro that blue snake is *INSANELY* handsome/beautiful
FR so pretty
You could say it's.... Striking 😂😂😂 sorry, I couldn't resist
Yeah that blue color is amazing.
@@annazimmerman864worthy comment 😁
I don't care if I get bitten I want to give it a hug
"What kind of pet do you have?"
"Medically significant!"
Death sausages
Danger noodles!
Beautiful but can't feel love kind
😂
😂 best comment
Love that he gives the exact species for all of them and the just goes "This is Darnell. He'd mess me up." with no further info
I assume he's either the same type of cobra as the other or he's kinda his own thing.
Darnell needs no introduction or information to be given. He's just Darnell.
@@sheepbentley4717Yes, he's just a morph (Leucistic)
The inland taipan is THE epitome of "It's always the quiet ones"
Always
0/10 chance of survival if bitten in the outback.
@@CoyoteAUSgarbage. Survival rate for inland Taipan is still good if you follow good Australian snake first aid & RFD gets to you in time. Your internal organs will likely be pretty f*cked for life. But you'll survive.
They are that deadly ?
@@jeffreyjewell75if I was bitten by one I will ask to not to be taken to the hospital. Its a waste of time. Just start saying goodbyes. One bite puts out venom able to kill 100 like me. 1 of me has no chance.
I like that Darnell seems friendly and doesn't realize he has the ability to kill several people.
Yeah, venomous snakes generally don't know that they're venomous.
@peggedyourdad9560 lmfao they most certainly do. Otherwise they wouldn't bite then wait. 😂
@@lemonsqweezy9532 That’s instinct, it’s just how they’ve evolved to hunt. All the snake understands is that things die a short while after the snake bites it, it does not understand anything beyond that.
@@peggedyourdad9560they can control how much they release much like spiders can but sometimes it's love bites and they just have slightly too much and they don't mean to end 😂
🎵🎶is this love that I'm feelin?🎶🎵 🥀💀
Boomslang didn't wake up and choose violence. It was up all night plotting.
nawh violence choose boomslang
😂😂😂
@@knucklehead6599that's what I thought. Boomslang is violence.
Boomslang was just tired of being followed around by a camera. " haven't you heard of papperazzi laws?! Leave me alone!"
Snakes: *I never sleep, I have **_no eyelids._* 🐍 👿
That first green snake staring you down like you owed him money 😅
Steve really was saying "Let me bite you 10 times and we'll see how many times you survive"
😂😂
Underrated
The blue snake looks absolutely gorgeous
some family has had snakes for pets. Ball python, red tail boa, and corn snake. I never wanted one but that blue is so gorgeous I would consider it 😂
Probably smuggled
@@Buck_Fiden658
Yes. Some families (and even individuals!) do have snakes as pets. A shocking revelation.
Very beautiful
right ??? genuinely breathtaking
That blue snake is the most beautiful creature I've ever seen in my life 😭❤️
Omg, right?! So much pigment!!! I am in awe of its beauty!
I was looking for this 😭😭
I Was Looking For This Too. With a 8.5 Chance Of Survival Too. I WANT. LOL
Its not blue.
@@ab-du8cbit’s literally called the blue insularis 😂
That blue one is one of the most beautiful animals I have ever seen
Blue raspberry flavored snake.
@@ChimpFromSpace 😂 one of my favorite flavors too lol
That Gaboon just raised his non-existent eyebrow at you like "What's up ape-thing"
They are famous for being kinda chill snakes in the wild. Being a chubby slug with the most scary venom load provides a lot of What Up *sips drink* energy xD
This comment needs more likes 😂
And the blue insularis is contemplating where it fucked up in life.
😅😅😅@@Kspice9000
Ape thing 😂😂
Blue Insularis is the most beautiful colored animal I’ve ever seen! Absolutely gorgeous! 😍
Couldn’t agree more. That blue ist stunning.
Thinking the same thing, never saw a snake so beautiful
If dangerous, why friend colored?
Right?!
Why does my mind go to. I want a belt made out of it 😂
That blue one is absolutely gorgeous
I want
They are a very good looking, but not to be messed with. The venom is hemorrhagic and necrotic. Making you bleed out your butthole, ears, private areas and eyes while the bite area will rot and fall off.
Most of them also come in green and yellow, the blue is quite rare.
He's looking quite blue, actually.
@@NeroNORirlbut this video said colorful doesnt mean they are venomous, and a myth?
@@buttman12954 snakes can be colorful and venomous
The blue one make my eyes wide open LITERALLY!! Never seen an animal with that vibrant color of blue.💙
Never seen a blue snake before. So beautiful.
Same
It’s stunning 😍
Mystique vibes
Google blue phase green tree pythons. Absolutely stunning 😍
Very pretty
Bro gave the Inland Taipan a "You're fucked/10" 😭
Legit. We're very lucky they're A: not aggressive, and B: live in the desert.
What about the coastal 💀
@@ainsleighgray5241 Coastals are aggressive when cornered - as any animal would be, in that situation, when you think about it.
Right! Hence the name "Irwin"
"you might be able to dial a 9"
That blue snake is fucking beautiful. One of the prettiest snakes I’ve ever seen
Ikr! I'm absolutely terrified of snakes so I don't know why I even clicked on this video... but I have to admit that the blue one blew (ha) me away😍
@@LouiseHultcrantzviperkeeper has a lot of them on his channel in different colors too. They are old videos but the most gorgeous snake I’ve ever seen
For real though. I'm a huge nature documentary enthusiast. I know tons of animals at least in the "I've seen that!" capacity. I've never seen that. Pretty damn stunning.
Its soo beautiful, I've never seen it before
Came down here to say the same.
those are some of the most beautiful snakes i’ve ever seen
Omg, that blue insularis is absolutely stunning! I don't think I've ever seen a more beautiful snake in my life!
I didn't even know they existed until today. Hard same.
Exactly the first thing that came to my mind. The most beautiful snake I have ever seen. Easily in my top 5 of all animals.
@@MoonLitChild Same here! Sorry for the late reply! RUclips didn't notify me, and I only saw you commented because of the person under you. RUclips decoded to notify me of their reply and not yours lol 🙄
@@itsdannyhoney Definitely! It's too bad they're venomous and can't be touched by just anyone, though lol
Its a stunning colour indeed.
Personally i really like the brazillian rainbow boa.
As the name suggests it has the colours of a rainbow as a sheen over it its really pretty
Boomslang is wanting to murder you bruh. "SILENCE. I KILL U." Steve is so adorable! Give him love!
I love the reference to Jeff Dunham
Steve is precious but would still kill is all but we still ❤ him 🤦🏻♀️
@@TheDumbDodo1same good comedy never dies
@@TheDumbDodo1 Thanks man! He has a funny humor so i just thought to do the same thing! 😂
Which one is the Boomslang?
Me noticing you gotta "Steve" and an "Irwin"... and I just know, he's smiling in heaven, knowing he reached the hearts of so many of us, and now he's got so many people carrying out his legacy. I consider his family as the presidential family of all animals.❤
Nerd
@@LOLdongs510 Judging by your username, you're either 9 years old or have the mental capacity of one.
Ok
@@LOLdongs510you people are pointless
Great Spot. 👍😄
I adore Gaboon Vipers! They’re so adorable that you’d never imagine how deadly they are or how fast they strike! Chunky little fellas!❤
"Shelby the King Cobra" love the attention to detail.
As a Ford fan I greatly approve
@demiurgeobzen327 Shelby The Cobra on the other, seems to not.
"I told you already, my name is Kyle.."
@@Kspice9000 hahaha! 🤣
Supposedly they used to have one in their original shop .
Shelby looks like he has a single braincell bouncing from left to right in his head😅
Darnell: * on crack
Shelby: * couldn't have been more confused
😂
Darnell the crackhead cobra
They bush vipers are so beautiful never seen them before i want one ❤😂
"Medically insignificant" is gonna be my new go to shade throwing phrase
Can I tell someone your punches are medically insignificant.
@@bland9876😂😂😂
Glad I'm not the only one that thought this.
5% chance of death is NOT "insignificant".
🤣🤣
You are such a kind soul. May all good things come to you. 🎄💞🎄💞🎄💞🎄
That blue snake is absolutely gorgeous!! Blue is such a rare color in the animal kingdom!
It was my previous understanding that no animals were actually blue. The blue of birds and butterflies and such, is actually iridescence and not pigment.
@Aliandrin well you must've misunderstood
@@Aliandrin Yeah, I'm pretty sure blue pigment is VERY recent out in the wild and started with a plant.
@@Aliandrinthat was understanding as well but then there are frogs and lizards. I think it's just about being able to make dyes and idk how we'd turn a snake into paint 😅
@@shnibby12”The only exception in nature is the obrina olivewing butterfly, which is the only known animal to produce a true blue pigment”
The gaboon viper suddenly noticing you recording is strangely adorable.
Your snakes are all beautiful, even if some of them are "medically insignificant" lol.
Gaboon viper had that look like a bored, sad dog laying down as it looks up at you.
That blue snake is ABSOLUTELY STUNNING! I had no idea there were snakes that color
you should leave your moms basement more often there is an entire world to explore bud
@@wza223-fo3mc Acting like most humans just casually know about different kinds of snakes ironically puts your awareness into question
@@wza223-fo3mcoverused…Not everyone’s a homeowner. Probably Mom’s 2-bedroom apartment given inflation rates.
I know, it’s amazing😂
@@wza223-fo3mcyeahhhh, you really thought this comment was it. shaming someone for not having something you "ASSUME" to be common knowledge not only puts into question your knowledge itself, but makes you look like a huge azz. L.
That blue snake is beautiful, and I say that as someone who doesn’t like snakes.
They're all beautiful but that blue insularis is probably the most beautiful snake I've ever seen!!
I said the same thing, first time I've ever seen one. Absolutely stunning.
came her to say this, that shade of blue is amazing
The color is amazing, granted. The snake itself is nothing special, I feel.
The Sand Viper looking depressed after being called “medically insignificant.” 😂
Told that man he couldn't get it up smh ED ahh snek
“Your words cut deep”🥲
I would be more intimidated if they threatened to make me medically significant
@@Soul_Alpha Ereptile Disfunction
@@conanhighwoods4304 AWWWWW HELLLLLLLL NAWWWWWWW 😭😭
I hate how cute steve and darnell are because it just makes me want to hug them. Also i love how your boomslang starts every day by choosing violence.
Go hi-five that boomslang
Coffee and violence.
Breakfast of champions.
I absolutely despise snakes for some reason but these r the most gorgeous creatures I’ve ever seen. Stunning but my soul just can’t do it
“I really need to write a will” is the last comment that disappears immediately. You’re welcome 😎👍🏼
🤓
You're kind of screwed.
239 people have never heard of pausing the video
Thank you. That annoyed me so much lol
May God bless you sir.
It seems Shelby is trying to assert dominance with that pose.
Blue insularis is a straight up Pokémon
fr bro caught a gyarados and thought we wouldn’t notice
😮 possibly the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen!!! Crazy!
@@OG-ProfessorFarnsworthI just said this exact same thing. No exaggeration thr most beautiful creature I've ever seen.
@@TheGuy-is5lhmore like a dratini
I don't even like snakes and I have to say that's a damn gorgeous creature
Okay the Blue snake was amazing just stunning i like how you cut out the odds of the Taipan at the end lol
“I really need to write a will” lol
But afterwards, he left a will. )
to my jerk son, who wanted my money i didnt forget you.
i leave you, my beloved son, oh such a cherished endowment, fit for person such as yourself. well enough dilly dally.
John Johnson, my namesake as well mine own father. youve been a honor to our family name so i bequeth to you the family estate of snakes and a parcel of land to raise them, its the land the zoo has been fighting for. you know the one WITHIN their borders yet not owned by them.
ah yes your great grandfather and all of the men of our lineage must maintain that land to send a royal fck u for the goverment and the Williams buying us out and slowly each year. yet you had to marry a williams. i dont care if shes not from the same williams that screwed us over.
we never marry date or even lay with a williams. i always held out hope for you but since youre reading this that means you havent come to yoursense.
i guess my back up plan and illegitimate son will have to be mine heir.
those plans are already in motion.
anyways, Im long dead so good luck my boy with the williams girl.
No do a trust. Screw probate
That Blue Insularis is freaking beautiful. Never heard of it before but definitely probably one of the the most gorgeous snakes I've seen before
Mines the snake from jungle book
This is the first time I thought a snake was beautiful. That blue one and the dragon one, crazy.
Same
Always remember, the pretty ones WANT you to notice them, because they have some way to kill you
The more gorgeous the nature...the more terrifying it is but also I agree. I gasped at that blue - it's stunning
@@deathreus sometimes. but the blue one is one of the least venomous he listed, same with the dragon one, and the boring looking brown one is a guaranteed funeral.
same, first time I've even thought about getting a snake myself but those are prob expensive as hell
The blue insularis is unbelievably gorgeous! I didn’t know any snakes existed with color that bold
Shelby’s got that “main character” energy, just sitting there staring from the shadows 😂
Shelby's a Disney villain (like, 90's Disney villain)
Anime edgelords prefer to sitting in the darkest corner to brooding about their own inner turmoil and darkness. 😆
@@thegreatgoldfilms6311 a Shelby Cobra is a Car!
Darnell: you lucky this glass here to stop me
Shelby: 🧍🏾♂️
Darnell pulls up and Shelby stands on business.
He’s just standing there….MENACINGLY!!!”
Silly little guy
@@MelonHere20gone be silly until he bites you and you’re unconscious 😢
Shelby Cobra 🐍
The inland taipan “you’re kinda screwed” 😂
Their venom is no joke. Shit turns your blood into jelly
That was hilarious.
Yea but no one but steve irwin has the balls to handle them. Dude let a wild one kiss him. Eastern brown and inland taipan are far more venemous thay any snake in this vid. Without anti venom, 100% chance of death, within an hr. Even with anti venom, some eastern brown can still kill you as for some reason their venom has become MORE potent in the last few decades. I know of a dude who got bit, got anti venom and still died in like 45 mins. Unfortunately they crossbreed and evolve 😂 props the fault of the cane toad
@@silenttitan416 yeah you have a good point. In nature it's basically an ongoing biological war against an aggressive invasive species.
@@silenttitan416This bloke got hit by a Taipan in the 50s... big came cutter.
Drove himself 130ks to hospital, he rekns it was like being paro...
He lived (cos he's 6ft 5) but loss of taste & smell wd be fukt.
That Blue Insularis is the most beautiful snake I've ever seen in my entire life 😍💚
Fun fact! abino king cobras are more aggressive because they have very bad vision, so they are more likely to strike alot for there safety.
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Lol
I have a 100% survival rate, guaranteed, by comparison as I don’t keep venomous snakes in my home.
watch final destination and u will rethink ur odds
@@MrMuffinAvalanche not taking any risks 😂
99.7 actually, iykyk, there is always a Chance, never say never...iykyk
Take your like and move on, your logic has no flaws in it my good sir
Common sense isn't very common nowadays.
The blue snake definitely took me off guard. I never expected any snake, or any other reptile besides a chameleon to have such a vibrant skin color
Rainbow boa has entered the chat...
ive never seen a blue snake but that one is very pretty
@@reemiereems7567 that's more iridescence than actually being a bright color like blue
That blue snake is absolutely gorgeous!
What if you are attacked by Lil' Man? What are the odds?
We all know it lil man attacks u, he will not only steal your wife but also make u wish u were dead
Physical damage: 10/10
Emotional damage: 0/10
Lil' Man will put you in a casket within 5 minutes and its a guaranteed death no antivenom available. Give him some meal worms and he'll let you live tho 😂
100% chance of death in 5 minutes or less... and there isn't an antivenom. and you'll be a historical figure for dying to the least aggressive death noodle in the world.
I was waiting for the Lil man.
Shelby was the most zoned out I've ever seen a snake
She just waiting
“What”
“What I do” lol
Shelby is wondering why she's getting exposed, she just woke up💀 Darnell on the other hand..🤣
She’s like ._.
The way the King Cobra is just blankly staring is just hilarious lol
😂😂 "shelby" is such a funny name
@@jackkrause4677 Im guessing hes named after the Shelby mustangs. Honestly a kickass name. Also, the cars were named after Carroll Shelby, who was extremely important for Fords endurance racing program. He's basically the only reason it had any success at all. No clue if the snake is named after the cars or not though. Just a really great name.
@@jackkrause4677 thts indian cobra. King cobra is the last but one. Black one . We call it Kalinga Sarpa in india. They don't belong to cobra family
. _ .
That’s Most Definitely What’s Up
This series is a fever dream and I am so here for it!!!
Beautiful snakes. That being said, I do have a rule that I try and follow. Never have pets that can kill you.
I second that.
100%, idc how beautiful those mfs are, I can adore them from the screen of my phone lol
youd be surprised how much damage a dog can do really. my dog missed a treat one time when he was sick and just barely nicked me. Took months to heal with nerve damage.
@@L6901Malice at least dogs aren't venomous...can you imagine??
@@SH-gr1bcDogs with a venomous bite? Nobody would want Dogs as pets anymore!
The boomslang is plotting something bro.
The Taipan looks so non-threatening too
@@J_Star_34 a saying in Aus is, taipans will never start a fight, but they will finish one.
which one is the boomslang?! he doesn't say??
@@lunaskisses green one at the start is the boom slang and a nonstop threat to us all
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvusThank you! He doesn't label it in the beginning.
I used to work on the sugar cane trains in north Queensland, Australia home of the inland taipan, at times over an hour away from any medical care, they're one of them snakes that if you get bit you don't call for help, you call your loved ones and make peace.
Damn, I'd wear gauntlets and knee long armored boots 😂
More so home of the coastal taipan. The Inland lives in semiarid areas in the central east of the country
@@MissEmai0110 they're both in that region as it turns quite arid about 20km inland and immediately as you head south. The coastal is absolutely the one to be concerned about though. Notably more venomous.
@@EXZACHTPERFORMANCE The inland taipan inhabits the black soil plains in the region where Queensland, South Australia and the Northern Territory borders converge.. You best get in contact with the experts and let them know they are moving east toward the coast, then.
You will also find that the Coastal isn't at all more venomous - the Inland Taipan is 4 times more toxic than the coastal - they just don't have as much of a venom yield and are more likely to not bite.
Blue insularis is so beautiful! First time I ever seen a blue snake! Fell in love with it instantly!!!
Bro why is “Shelby the King Kobra here” actually super cute 🤣🤣🤣
Shelby fr js starin
She has a non threatening fish face
Not a thought between those eyes
That kobra is plotting the way it’s staring into that man’s soul
I think you mean "Shelby the Queen Cobra".
the king cobra seems like a chill guy
Death stare 🤡
That blue insularis is so beautiful. That color is just so stunning.
Coolest looking snake I have ever seen
Very true the beautiful blue skin had a great design to it. It would make for some nice leather belts of hats lol
I could have a blue snake with relatively survivable venom…
I’m not much of a reptile person, but like _hypothetically_ that’d be really cool.
I have never heard of or seen this snake before. It looks like a blue dragon from D&D in snake form. That scale pattern looks fantastic. It's the prettiest snake I've ever seen.
Irwin 😮 .....Bush Viper was so cool looking and the Blue Insularis was gorgeous.
I love the “this could murder me in an instant” paired with the goofiest, dopiest little faces with zero thoughts behind their round eyes
I think animals somewhat have thoughts but its more like they have predetermined instincts already in their brains that they rely on along with whatever survival tactics that species is able to use, most animals lack the ability of an intelligent thinking capacity though and thats why animals are categorized as things without conscience but i think they have a small bit of consciousness to a degree that could be unlocked through science, hell the octupus is one of the most intelligent creature's on this planet so much so, many people think they are aliens that came on asteroids, when the asteroids hit the dinosaurs along with mushroom spores, i think there is a lot we dont know yet and were not even close to knowing everything.
Hahaha so true😂
Darnell was especially adorable! 🤍
I love how the boomslang looks pissed 24/7.
Which ones boomslang?
never mess with an inland taipan, he knows the drill
I had two inland taipans mating beneath my house last week
Ye, if you don’t get anti venom in 30 min then your muscles will decompose while your alive
The good, and slightly ironic thing about it, is that they're extremely reluctant to bite people so although your odds of surviving are low, your odds of never being bitten in the first place are pretty solid.
He looks so innocent
Yeah taipan venom is like human kryptonite
I love Darnell 💜 He is so pretty 💜💜
No poisonous pets: 10/10 chance of surviving.
Even if you did have poisonous pets you would have a 9/10 because you have to ingest poison and you wouldn’t eat your pets. You meant venomous. Even without venomous pets, it’s still 9/10.
@@ezrakornfeld8436 Even without pets, we all have a 0/10 survival chance in the end... And that will do as today's existential dread dose, thanks!
Venomous* sorry
Oh Erwin...mom deadly like the black mamba... so ya you're mostly right, but some people keep stupid things like gators and chimps for pets. 😂
Suddenly, prions start unfolding! lol
King Cobra was like “Huh? Who? Me?”
"I am too cute to be medically significant"
- King Cobra (one of the most medically significant)
I’m NOT a snake person, they freak me out but by god was the blue one freaking gorgeous!!
same! I gotta look it up- "Blue Insularis"
Wow - that blue color is amazing!
I like how all the deadly ones had cute little faces and the cool ones were the most survivable
The green snake at the beginning legit has the face of my nightmares 😂
That would be a Boomslang...a highly venomous, super fast African tree snake(it's name actually means Tree Snake in Afrikaans) that waits in trees for prey to innocently walk under the tree...then it drops on them. The Boomslang is the epitome of a breathing war crime that aggressively hates anything and everything!!
I'll add as a PSA: Never pick fruit from trees in South Africa...
I think that's a boomslang
Look up what happens if it bites you, if you want those nightmares to get worse
What was it???? Looks like it’s and old bald man ghoul trapped in a snakes body
@@munge5356To me, it looks like it may be a black mamba. You can see inside its mouth.
“One of the most medically insignificant species of vipers on the planet” - you didn’t have to roast him like that 😩😭
The blue is such a pretty shade. What a beautiful animal.
Darnell is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
Species?
Cobra
Last thing you'll ever see too lol
Then you need to come out from that cave.
King Cobra looks like he hasn’t bitten in years and is always ready.
King Cobra is literally ._.
Shelbys like "come at me bro" while also saying "wait what? I'm chill"
I really dont like snakes but somehow I like steve. He just seems like a chill dude.
Steve is calculating with that stare 😂
He’s showing he’s about that life
the blue snake is so incredibly gorgeous
My jaw literally DROPPED when I saw the Blue Insularis because WHAT DO YOU MEAN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE EXISTS?! THAT COLOUR!!! 😱😱😍😍
I so agree ...very beautiful
U can pet if you want to.
@@TejaDurgi as much as I'd like to, I'm good 😅 Unfortunately it's not friend despite being friend-shaped 🥲
Awwww Darnell ❤❤❤😊 so cute 😍 💕
Your king cobra is having an existential crisis man.
Exactly what I thought 😂😂
Salvia
Nah he's at work thinking
"Did I leave the stove on at home"
I’d be like that if i realized i was dangerous
That blue insularis is by far one of the most beautiful creatures I’ve ever seen.
After so many videos of the cobras and the boomslang, I did NOT know you had an inland taipan. I'm Australian and I am now intimidated by you. That's the snake I've been taught to leave alone the most... The owner of the deadliest venom in the world...
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The brown snake of Australia
Wtf, how did he get the Taipan out of Australia? Why would you want the deadliest snake in the world.
Not a single recorded death... Almost all bites the result of handling/attempted capture.
@@stevenobrien557 only since anti-venom. Still, I don't think I want to take may chances with that one or the Coastal.
i have never in my life heard of a “Blue Insularis” but that is possibly one the most awe inspiring elegant animals i have ever seen
That blue insularis is straight up beautiful.
I wasn't expecting such vibrance lol. Snakes freak me the hell out, but holy fuck that's a pretty animal
YEAH MAN, NEVER SEEN A BLUE SNAKE B4. TOTALLY AGREE, GORGEOUS. BUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH LAST SNAKE, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES??
@@389voynichlowest of them all, that’s the most venomous snake species in the world.
@@jeroennickman THANKS BRO
@@389voynich 1/10, the (very rare) survival from one of those comes with permanent sequels and amputation guaranteed.
That is honestly one of the most beautiful shades of blue I've ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes on.
It's near the same shade as Sacred Blue (I forget the proper name, but the blue of Mary's cowl in paintings of her).
Ultramarine. Edit: Specifically, Marian blue.
plot twist: he's planning to use the blue skin for his blue Omega Seamaster wristband.
@@budisutanto5987 Would be absolutely badass.
Azure Blue is the color I believe.
Sacre Blue it’s called iirc
“Or if you’re Australian… 11/10!”
Average Aussie backyard is more venomous 😅
@@herbertwatson5662"what ya doin in my living room mate, get the fo out before i kick yo ass"
Lower rating is worse
Memes aside none of us fuck with Taipans they are the most dangerous animal on the continent
I had a brown snake if my backyard just yesterday Lol
But why they so cute though? I wanna give all of them a big hug!
That blue insularis snake is probably one of the most beautiful snakes I’ve seen. Such a perfect blue color
Just as I once prophesied, so it has come to pass, there is at least one Cobra in the world named Shelby. You bring joy to my house.
I love how the Gaboon viper just looked at you like, "Oh hey, what's up?"
Fr he was chill af
Considering he can strike, bite you twice, and be chilling before you can literally blink....fastest strike in the world.
"One of the fastest" definitely not the fastest strike, that accolade goes to the black mamba, also coupled with the fact that its the fastest moving land snake @knowplay3258
@marc.V97 According to which source you read. The results are inconclusive. Some studies say the Black Mamba. Some say the Gaboon Viper. Some say the Death Adder. Some even say the Black Rat Snake. It just depends on which study and the method of measure of that study. So, nobody knows for sure. But, each of the snakes mentioned above are definitely among the fastest striking snakes in the world.
Edit: Forgot to say that the Black Mamba is definitely the fastest moving snake in the world, hands down, no contest.
@marc.V97 But, being from Louisiana, I do have to mention that we definitively know the snake with the fastest strike in North America...and we have them everywhere here...the Cottonmouth a.k.a. Water Moccasin. Here in Louisiana, I find them in the yard atleast once a week and in the house during the winter. They are also the only aggressive snake in North America. They will come after you.
That Blue Snake is so Beautiful...
Its so bizarre I feel flirtatious now😅😂