What If Titanoboa Snake Didn't Go Extinct?
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- Опубликовано: 26 июл 2020
- Today I will tell you about the ancient monsters that terrify everyone in the area. You will find out when and where these monsters lived. And then we will transfer them to our time. You will see whether the giants will take over our world and whether a person will be able to give a worthy rebuff. Something tells me it's going to be very hot today.
#eldddir #eldddir_animals #eldddir_earth #titanoboa #titanoboasnake
"Titanoboa's length reached 13 meters."
"What's that in American units?"
"2.3 giraffes."
...
americans will use anything except the standard system
@@notnoobie338 as an American I can agree
@@cdragon7583 Same fam.
@@notnoobie338 you'll never even realize how badly I wish we were taught what the rest of the world was. Ill look at my husband and be like "whats that equal in the bullshit I understand?!"
Legend has it, our parents had to wrestle these monsters... in the snow... for 4 miles... without clothes... with frostbite... to get to school.
never heard this one before
both ways up the hill
while paddling in a boat
While finding food for their family
While fighting armies
I'm a native of Borneo island and it's a norm for us hearing the story of a giant snake as big as the trunk of a coconut tree being found by our local hunters in a remote jungle.
Ok, but its not Titanoboa. They’ve been extinct 50+ million years
@@Brody9592 Duh. We can imagine better how enormous Titanoboas would be if a modern snake could be as thick as a coconut tree trunk.
Just imagine a snake 3x bigger than a whale swimming in the ocean.
meh humanity would have wiped it out like the buffalo but out of fear from it's size we are so deadly to things that scare us off
wtf do u mean 3x a whale, blue whale is literally the biggest animal in history lol
Feminists are working for this to happen.😂😂
@@Willowy13what
No, I don't think I will imagine that.
To viewers from the future, this is what people in quarantine are watching
This is gold
Damn
Do u like snake too
yea i hope yt still is popular in the future
You guys still having qurantine?
I’m already scared of a flying cockroach
I'm scared Even when it's not flying
SAME WHY DON'T CHINESE PEOPLE EAT COCKROACHES
Lmao haha
@@doge_gaming1953 wait umm thats kinda offensive...
same bruh
You need more than temperature to bring back conditions that allowed them to be so large, Our current atmosphere is not as oxygenated as it once was.
Thanks for making this video, my grandpa told me about having to fight 5 of these giant snakes, up a mountain, in the snow, in the 300° F sun, barefoot and studying for his math test at the same time.
Snow in 300 degrees 🏴☠️
Him: What if titanoba still existed??
2020: Say no more!!
Nonononononononononononononononono
This is seriously not okee dokee
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA UNDERRATED COMMENR XD
Stop giving 2020 ideas
Titanboa: *exist*
_GUCCI want to know your location_
_Louis Vuitton want to know your location_
_YSL want to know your location_
_MK want to know your location_
Also Titanboa: *Mamba out*
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Mambo 6, going dark
There were MANY huge creatures a long time ago. The Sarcosuchus crocodile was over 40 ft long & weighted 8 tons. And also lived during the time of this very hot climate.
Sarcosuchus has been downsize, while the biggest found can grow up to 40 ft long, the avarage is just about 30 to 35+ ft
@@manganerd_69 oh yeah just about 30-35ft nothing major could take him out with my hands behind my back😂
Note to self: If you ever go back in time to ancient animal times BRING A SHEILD THAT CAN WITHSTAND ANYTHING!!!
Basically Minecraft shield
@bluffgg LOL😂😂😂😂
What if Titaniboa didn't go extinct?
Head news: Florida man tries to attack a Titanoboa after doing 10 push-ups
LoL 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chances are Florida man would win
😂😂😂😂👍👌🔥
Let’s be real, these mega predators would be hunted to extinction is 5 seconds. No way humans let them keep hanging around
I can imagine the entire world just hunting for these *a10 noises*
@Earth Thank you, mama Earth for choosing us to them jk hahaha
If it appears in china they'll eat it already
No offense doe
@@msmrzedme How does that not cause offense though? I know it's a joke, but that's just low dude.
@Earth now that's scary hahaha
Now, the largest snake is "Vasuki indicus"
If titanaboas still existed Australians/flordians/Brazilians would be like
Finally a worthy opponent
when you realise life back then was a dark souls game
LMAO
And we complaining about Corona heh
Best comment you get my like and bro legit it was a dark souls game😂
Back then the boss music was the normal theme
Hahaha
Let’s be real here the Titanoboa would probably live in Australia
Albert Einstein I doubt. It was not venomous.
Australia is just where lucifer keeps all his pets
It sucks to have to live in Australia for me then.
Or probably Malaysia cuz I live there and it’s upper hot I wouldn’t even wanna go out and play with my friends
Albert Einstein just being realistic here
Not me waking up at half 3am after having a nightmare about being eaten by a huge snake. Now I’m watching this. Now I’m scaring myself even more. Very smart of me…
i ve always been facinated about ancient creatures and always wanted to meet them in person
but imagine a giant bug like no
Apparently, our ancestors would have to go through this pain and surviving from these monsters in order to go school and attend their classes.
And if we all don’t go to school, we would be living the same way our ancestors once lived. I wonder what’s harder, studying or competing against tiger and lions for food?
@@snorlax9409 definitely actually surviving cause we were never competitors to tigers and lions or other monthers that lived back then XD we defended ourselfs against them but I do believe humans ESPECIALLY EARLY HUMANS who didn't group in massive enough groups would hunt smaller animals, kill them, eat them and find shelter. I also don't think they stayed in one place due to potential drop in animals and being discovered by predators so Constantly moving, Looking for food and making sure you survive is harder then suffering through math but still being able to have a bed you can sleep on and food you can eat.
in the snow...
I randomly picked this creature to study in 4th grade 3 years later this gets recommended
That’s false
Titanoboa: we can make species go extinct, we can destroy ecosystem...
Humans: Thanks, but we already got that covered.
That part
LMAO
Faxx
Human Superiority! "Screams"
Faxt
It is a divine grace these creature no longer exist.
That'd be so awesome of some of these extinct creatures were still around. Just to observe them in their habitat -from far away.
Titanoboa : exists
Australians: I’ve seen this one before
😭
LOL I’m not even Australian and I’m laughing my butt off
LMFAO I ROLLED 😭✨✨
we’re just a different breed of people
Other people: What do you mean you've seen this? It's brand new!
“The largest snake in the world” my ex
lmaoooooooooooooo
LMAOAOAOOO 😭😭
Noice
ouch
Oof
Imagine coming home from a long day at work, ready to crack open a cold one or just lie down and relax and than seeing a titanaboa rampaging through your house.
Imagine if this was in australia, the australians would prolly ride it
LMFAO MY MOM HAS AN AUSTRALIAN FRIEND AND I ASKED HIM THIS QUESTION AND HE SAID YES
May i know why people keep talking about australia?
@@seldamz515 because crocs and snakes are common there, to the point they frequently visits ppls home 😂
@Luke Skywalker Not something I would like to ride in my free time.
@@minasclone6326 they even have vents so if they get in they can get out so they dont have to chase it around
If Titanaboa existed now
'Introducing a range of leather handbags and other products made out of pure Titanaboa skin starting at only $10000.
Xd
Facts I’m your 69 likes
😂
LMAO
It would be twice as expensive as Louis Vuitton and Gucci
When Tinoboa is dead Anaconda still here maybe there's still one giant snake hiding
and it will crap everyone’s day if it pops up
The only 1 channel everyone watch without skipping 👊💥....
ok
my mans still giving 2020 ideas 🤦♂️
🤣🤣🤣 we dead asf the government bout to kills our asses
tray baby23 fr
tray baby23 y
Hahahaha yeah they are😂😂🤣🤣
tray baby23 h bin jujibb
Humans: So glad there aren't any titanoboa right now!
Titanoboas: So glad humans never existed with us.
such an underrated comment.
They'd go extinct again so fast, it's kinda sad
@@emoment1088 expectation vs reality😂
@@emoment1088 Cool
I'd be all for hunting the things to endangered or extinction, we don't need ridiculously deadly snakes dangering us or the food chain.
I’m already scared of a fly and now I hear this
Someone give that man a script and a filming crew, let's make this movie happen! Titanoboa VS Kronosaurus
"Titanoboa lived in hot climates."
Me, an Asian who lives near the equator: Guess I'll die
India???
Also you: Mmm dinner
@@eklavyayaduraj4722
Malaysia too,its fricking hot over there
Asia is located in temperate zone think about tropical region
Philippines?
"Titanoboa is two girraffes tall" like I would know how tall a giraffe is...
@Solo Q a giraffe can’t be that tall because then I am taller then it 💀
@Solo Q lmaooo noooo
Two shaq's
@Solo Q that is 18 feet tall
@Solo Q yup
That otter 🦦 looked like a person who had a hard life 😮😂
Enjoyed it!
"What if Titanoboa didnt go extinct?"
Human: Simple, we'll do it ourselves
Thank you for your insight dear leader 🙏
Wonderful to see the cult branching out 🙏
LMAO each of these comments are 4 hours apart,well except this 1
The snake skin business would be booming
@@spiddyx2769 “would’ve” it would have been hunted to death in the 1800s lmao
Why is no one talking about how big the snakes eggs would be ?
You got a nice question there😂😂
then there would be a huge pan too, since humans are gonna cook it
Then get boavirus.
@@troll2637 yo mama
If the titanaboa is apart of the boa constrictor family they wouldn't lay eggs, boas give live births.
Man that snake would pick humanity off 100 by 100 lol
Thank you for the video
Some dude with a ponytail would have this as a pet in Florida and then release it
🤣
🤣🤣
Why does that make so much sense 😩😩😩
Lmao
Dude with a ponytail🤣🤣😄👌🏻🙏🏻
It's just easy, bring a camera with you and record it. The cameraman never dies
A cameraman is a legend✌️
That joke is not funny anymore because it is cringey and overrated
@@ryangaming9659 i don't understand how it's cringey?
@@ryangaming9659 if it's cringey for you then it's fine. I still find it funny tho
@@ryangaming9659 then ignore it.. that's not much difficult, is it?
That’s a great video 👍🏻
Awesome video!
after millions of years...
Living organisms on Earth: What if Humans Didn't Go Extinct?
Good idea for video ...but... scary
Who’s making the video? 😱
the other organisms will probably go extinct
@@kriss204 if we go they go out with us
Garbage would take over the world
"Theres a danger of Extinct animals coming back"
2020: *In the background writing down notes*
So true😂
Jurassic park team: “write that down, Write that down!”
@@chance3485 lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2021 may be worse lol
Not really tho. They wouldn't post a threath at all. The bigger they are, the easier it is for us to control it. That's why a virus like Covid is so hard to control.
Incredible video!
"What if Titanoboa Snake didn't go extinct?"
"Then us hoomans will have went extinct 😀"
Are these one of the animals my grandparents fought while on the way to school?
LMAO typical grandparents' stories.
My dad had to go throughcthe amazon and across 3 countries walking with no water and no sleep to get tp school
@@user-iz2uu3cb6u lol
IMAO- 😭💀💀
Hahahahaha yessss
HUMANS: what a beast.
TITANOBOA: I'm still a kid compared to you.
True
:>
12 year old girls: “so deep😢”
MR. E V E R Y T H I N G
Yeah. They can’t make nukes or Guns like we can
:-)
12 second version of this video: “If this snake never went extinct we would all be dead and it would pretty much tear us to shreds and swallow buildings whole”.
Vasuki Indicus was the largest snake that have ever existed on planet earth found in Gujrat, India.
What's scary is that we will never know the titanaboa's true size nor if the fossil we have of it was a fully grown adult specimen.
Imagine if that one was just a baby after it was born and didnt survive
@@Twak08 it is normal to be bigger than today,food back than was bigger everything was bigger,the cats was bigger...
Everyone afraid from snakes but the ultimate hunters are the cats... They just look so sweet and lovely but a sabertooth is big enought to handle this snake and way too fast for it!
@@krivjeto sabertooth can handle titanaboa? 🤣🤣 What r u smoking bro?
@@karteekkrishna1722 I wanted to say siberian tiger,but sabertooth also can eat it.
I mean jaguars eats anacondas and they are not even close to biggest cats,siberian tigers eat bears...Sabertooth is extinct but it was eating mamooths... And actually everything in his vincity.
Cats,the ultimate predetors!
You know that small tigers play whit snakes all the time because they are too fast,so their agility combined whit their brute force make titanboa just a meal...
@@krivjeto siberian tigers eats bears? 🤣🤣🤣, Definitely you have some awesome sense of humour bro, brown or black fcuks a siberian and we don't even need to talk about polar bear, sabertooth wouldn't even stand a fcuking chance against a mammoth and with titanaboa size no way any cat is capable of taking it down, I don't want to waste my time here, since i can understand from your comments, you are just fan boying cats in reality they can't even do shit against the ones you mentioned.
“what if the titanoboa snake didn’t go extinct?”
luxury brands: hold my bag
gimme that skin
Top comment
Gimme that premium skin
@@tristanplayz3180 yep 😋😋
Can I get a luggage set
Wow wud love to see such majestic creatures chilling 😍
titanoboa bags would be a huge trend.
man I've gotta find some music to vibe during my studies. RUclips: hey you wanna see big snek
Lmaoo 😭😭
lmao same
I recommend WetVibes
literally me rn
Ayo what's up brother
What if Titanoboa didn't go extinct..?
Humans: Hey look at my titanoboa prada bag and my titanoboa LV purse.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
If i think this is actually sad to read tho. but people here are replying with 'lol or lmao' I mean-
@@tingtingball2009 bro just stfu
@@tingtingball2009 u ain’t saying shit to the lizard skin bags tho
RUclips recommendations be like: just put it up, they'll watch anything
Liked and subscribed
The most dangerous Predator ever lived on Earth is Human.
Without modern technology or guns we would be close to the bottom of the food chain though
@@alfiekennedy1657 well we are more intelligent
@@alfiekennedy1657 Who developed those?
@@alfiekennedy1657 Every animal has their specific skill set, for humans it's our brain. That's why we are the most dangerous predator.
I would say I'm more scared of titanaboa
Titanoboa: I have big belly
Humans: We have nukes
Kronosaurus: I have teeth
Humans: We have aircraft carriers
Corona
we have corona
Kronosaurus: I have teeth
Chinese: I see more meat for my family
Lame
Ooohhhh,sick baauuurrrnnn
According to the thumbtail, the titanoboa would have been a cobra 😂
Very nice video!
Imagine chilling in your apartment on the highest floor and seeing this thing looking at you from the window.
I would get a knife and throw it into the things eyes or atleast try too
😶😬
@@brainsandbraun7834 I'd throw the whole apartment away, lol. Legit would be terrified.
I will be paralyzed for a sec
i want to know what would it take to kill it. Would a automatic work? How about a rpg?
Narrator: "Would humans survive?"
Human: *Laughs in deforestation and oil spills*
Every teacher and government teaches kids that humans are ruining the earth
But they never reach how can he fix it
@@abcdsikhao5331 , oil spilling is easy to avoid with extra care and stuff. However, its hard to avoid deforestation. Trees are VERY useful, but they grow too slow.
@@nuzayerov everything you can do with a Tree, you can replicate Hemp
But we didn't start like that tho so we wouldn't be here since our ancestor wouldn't even made it through
@@nuzayerov just grow a tree farm Minecraft style lol
Now this is what I'm talking about,many animals were massive and I think I seen somewhere there used to be big big humans😮
Made my day!
I can almost 100% guarantee that if Titanoboa still existed, _somebody_ in the reptile hobby would still try to keep and breed it.
Yeah I'd get one for my sister
@@UnstableKittens Coming to the conclusion that reptile keepers are just built different, lol.
2022 is closewww
Oh for sure. No doubt.
Indeed.. and sell it in a burger for added taste lol !!! ROFLOL ... Meanwhile... Kong went Apeshit and stretched the boas neck !! .. However .. Since We All Frikkin Know What Types Of Apes & Rats Live In The Hoogahh Boogahh Countries, Well, Logic Demands That It'd Feed The Frikkin Boa In the First Place, Right ??... Hey, Dont Knock My Idea, It'll Get Rid Of The Dammed Frikkin Breeds In Next To No Time... And Save The Rest Of Us having Them In Our Countries Moaning like rats and breeding worse...
So , Whatcha Reackon NeonPink ??...
If Titanoboa didn't go extinct , one day that snake will become Bear Grylls's lovable dinner
Kuch bhi🤣🤣
Nice one bhai!!
😂👍
This is amazing 😂👍🏼
Lmao
video very good.i like video
"today's gonna be hot"
Me: "hmm cuz I'm watching this video🙄"
Modern Titanoboa: **tries to exist**
Every human ever: YOU COULD USE THAT FOR BAGS AND OTHER SHIT
That's true
It's all about the money
Lol
we are so sad
Nice reference
Great video
''keep a stun gun under the pillow''
me sleeping: OUCH
Him: what’s the biggest snake in the world
Me: titanoboa
Him: anaconda
Me: 👁👄👁
Just Some Alien With Internet Access yeah
its actually reticulated python but that doesn’t sound cool
Just Some Alien With Internet Access lmaooo😭
the nerds: boa constructior
@@rishabhdagar162 By mass the green anaconda is considered to be the world's largest snake however the reticulated python does have a longer body.
Later in Australia : “scientist finds an ancient snake “
Wouldn’t be surprised cuz it’s 2020 and it’s Australia
You mean "scientists eaten by ancient snake."
me who live in Australia: awww so cute. whos a cute titanaboa??
the ded muffin me an Australian running away as fast as I can or if I have a gun shooting it
@@hellodarkness5644 I-
2:00 remembered old snake game in samsung phone 😆lol
💀
Ig we time traveling now 😂
Imagine far into the future where the next dominant species talk about us humans and how we were the most dangerous species of all time. Feels weird, but I think that is actually possible.
Woah..Imagine😬
😂 I imagine same too
They might be saying that " human where hellhounds"
IMAGINE AAMANAKSJAKIAKAJWOAJSJSISISIS
We would have to be detained.
Would they be smarter than an average human tho
“Would humans survive if these monsters still existed?”
Humans: **Laughs in disregard for nature **
50 cal go brrrrrrrr
nuke:Imma end this man whole career
@@chowzhexiang5169 Tactical Nuke Incoming!
True humans never respected nature and its strength
@The Krimson Kommander dude i heard the length of the snake and said outloud.
"any hillbilly with a 50cal could kill that"
and being honest, any hillbilly could probably take it down with their elk/bear hunting gun, if they could get a few well placed shots
*I'm already scared of a flying tarantula, and now this makes me feel uncomfortable*
Vasuki indica from india : laughing at the corner.😂
Coronasaurus:
2020: say less.
Omg NOOOOO WE DONT NEED NOTHING MORE CORONA HAS DONE ENOUGH 😞😟
You mean coronavairus
@@karorru you're as dumb as your username if you thought I was being serious
@@sudtharsshanmogan1607 OK enough I'm just gonna leave 1 evidence behind
I can pronounce either wow
Titanoboa: likes hot climate
Philippines: *uh, nevermind.*
*Chuckles* we’re in danger-
yup I live in Philippines and this why we dont want this snake to live
starligh game me too that’s why I never go out of my house because in our village there’s tons of snakes here-
hunters will hunt that snKe
Tell that to the desert
Just imagining the old wild eafth makes me soo amazed
New largest snake was found recently seems like you need a update lol
'People in Brazil would need to surround their homes with electric fences'.
Dude, we already have to do that without the snakes...
why bro
In this times, we even need to use electric fences on the electric fences
@@gamerknight1615 crime pretty common in south and Central America in El Salvador my houses do aswell
@TheAnax 11
*I HATE YOU🤦♂️...*
*(I feel like vomiting🤢🤒😷.)*
*I should've been warned when I saw 'Gore'.*
@BeastW Oh...
"could we survive the titanoboa if it existed today?"
A10 Warthog: i think so
Me: what if it breeded with the trex..
BRRRRRT.
Of you hear it, you weren't the target.
brrrrrrrt brrrrrtrrt
@@theoceanisasoup7408 - A T-rex with a gatling gun coming out of it's chest sounds awesome!
@@LikeToWatch77 but instead of the gun it's a poison snake head shooting venom
The yoink guy just got his new task 💀
"If it doesn't go extinct by themselves, humans might make them go extinct"
Riddle: it lives In dark swamps
Shrek: *NoNoNoNoNo*
🤣🤣🤣
Get out me S W A M P
LMAO
This is underated so much
Lmao 😂🤣
"Imagine if titanoboa is underneath you're house just chillin"
"Anyways have a nice day"
The freezing temperatures where I live: are you sure about that
So I’m not getting a free back massage?
Your*
yelena tall af
Nice day?!I am going to have nightmares!
Titanoboa be like :-
" I'm not gonna come "
🤨📸
me watching this before my parents think about going to Australia
and i get scared of my fire place😂😭
Now I learned that Giraffe is an imperial unit to measure gigantic things.
83 burgers 😎
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Imperial units are just conseptually so hard you end up using football field, giraffes and whatever else to explain size of thing. If they just said this 13m long can easily tell how much it is.
@@KimmoHintikka it was a joke, stop explaining this things pleasee
classic americans
Their probably still go extinct, cause damn the amount of handbags, shoes, and other accessories you can make out of that one bigboy will be insane
sad
Yup they would get killed off regardless
Honestly I wouldn’t be too sad. These things are scary and I don’t like it 😂
@@althe4564 true their so scary
Such a petty argument 🤣