10 Things An Eshay Can’t Live Without | GQ Parody

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

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  • @t75979
    @t75979 3 года назад +925

    my dad is 52 & has just discovered you and the the word eshay. He laughs at all your videos and randomly walks around the house saying ‘ eshayyyy’ even tho he has no idea what you’re talking about. Thankyou for putting a smile on my dads face, it’s been really hard for us during covid & you have given him something to have a laugh at.

    • @feliksssander1554
      @feliksssander1554 3 года назад +11

      @Shrek OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS LORD SHREK! but no joke down at the local high school they have a Shrek cult. Both my younger brothers are followers of Shrekism.

    • @playboiconorr
      @playboiconorr 3 года назад +2

      same lol

    • @Vinnicombe1
      @Vinnicombe1 3 года назад +4

      What is covid 😂

    • @Paul3monkey
      @Paul3monkey 3 года назад +2

      Tanya, its the same with me (not kidding)
      Its with my 50 yr old mum and dad!
      My mum is a teacher, and one day, this dumb kid, she said ‘your an eshayy’ and well it has started for infinity

    • @thedonbossplayer2999
      @thedonbossplayer2999 3 года назад +1

      I had to subscribe there adlay bahh

  • @mako2863
    @mako2863 3 года назад +626

    now you have just started an eshay shopping list for all the year 7s

    • @itsgoofy3148
      @itsgoofy3148 3 года назад +53

      He missed the vape 😂

    • @oli3271
      @oli3271 3 года назад +7

      Ahahaha

    • @Sam_H6002
      @Sam_H6002 3 года назад +3

      True that

    • @sadboi357
      @sadboi357 3 года назад +14

      He started more than a shopping list lad, he started a full career for the year 7s

    • @alucidrust
      @alucidrust 3 года назад +1

      Like you :)

  • @duckmysick5082
    @duckmysick5082 3 года назад +501

    Missing one thing tho lad, "Centerlink payments" crucial to the eshays survival

  • @ScubaRat07
    @ScubaRat07 3 года назад +254

    Sounds like the smartest eshay ever actually knowing about orbit, nice upload btw

    • @tonysuda9066
      @tonysuda9066 3 года назад

      The European chewing gum?

    • @ScubaRat07
      @ScubaRat07 3 года назад +2

      @@tonysuda9066 what do you mean?

    • @sussy8970
      @sussy8970 3 года назад

      The European chewing gum?

  • @angusjacka8030
    @angusjacka8030 3 года назад +159

    It actually annoys me how bumbag are so convenient but I can’t wear them because every will think I’m an eshayy

    • @saurabhk3464
      @saurabhk3464 3 года назад

      true

    • @user-oi4bj4cv7u
      @user-oi4bj4cv7u 3 года назад +4

      Just wear it how it's supposed to be worn bruv.... around your waist as a.... bum bag... how the real OG's wear it... in most lads defence though, it is hard if you look anorexic 🤣🤣

    • @tacoblude8208
      @tacoblude8208 3 года назад +5

      @Lxnkzi rather look like a tourist then a Eshay

    • @r1ce474
      @r1ce474 3 года назад

      Same here bro

    • @natferra9062
      @natferra9062 3 года назад +1

      That's why about 20 years I stopped wearing tn air max because I didn't want to be seen as a lad. Now I just think they're ugly.

  • @AK-ny6wy
    @AK-ny6wy 3 года назад +414

    Should do the junkie "10 things you can't live without"

    • @doubleo2551
      @doubleo2551 3 года назад +47

      A lighter and woollies bag. That's it lol

    • @smoothguy7406
      @smoothguy7406 3 года назад +7

      @@doubleo2551 rubberband lad

    • @tnmoe-
      @tnmoe- 3 года назад +6

      @@doubleo2551 - Yea, but have you seen his loighdah? He's lost his loiaghdah!

    • @jakeallen1094
      @jakeallen1094 3 года назад +2

      Wait... There's a difference between Eshays and Junkies?

    • @brazy4949
      @brazy4949 3 года назад +4

      Ice, Pipe, Lighter, Woolies Bag, Needle, Speedies, Ntays/Asics, Bum Bag, Buds, Box Cutter

  • @gmti3337
    @gmti3337 3 года назад +28

    4:03 "So much ice, I wear Tn's twice" 🤣😆

  • @Whosetheworst
    @Whosetheworst 3 года назад +44

    Inner city Melbourne Eshays are all fully cooked.

  • @industrytitan8266
    @industrytitan8266 3 года назад +33

    it's sad how true this is...especially in syd

    • @PewsyPews
      @PewsyPews 3 года назад +3

      I know as a person who is here I have a friend who wants to be one and he is 10 😅

    • @YTGhostCensorshipCanSuckMe
      @YTGhostCensorshipCanSuckMe 3 года назад +2

      i frikkin hate these street rats.

    • @ZOG_EXTERMINATOR
      @ZOG_EXTERMINATOR 2 года назад

      @@PewsyPews eshayyy lad

  • @ethanaoutdoorschannel9405
    @ethanaoutdoorschannel9405 3 года назад +48

    Eshays braaahhh
    What a sick lad, thanks so much for entertaining me all the time bro

  • @munanoun8930
    @munanoun8930 3 года назад +33

    I love how he says lad and Brad like 30 times a second

  • @isaacatkins8022
    @isaacatkins8022 3 года назад +35

    Hooligan hefs is pumping through this speaker brah 🤣🤣🤣

  • @itsxjorjiiix6261
    @itsxjorjiiix6261 3 года назад +5

    awesome video 🤣
    the ‘then you got the karen’s, ‘turn it down’ nah fuck you!’ got me so bad 💀❤️

  • @daledenton9246
    @daledenton9246 3 года назад +102

    A real Aussie gangster drop the hammer on anyone out there worldwide

    • @snarf.
      @snarf. Год назад

      Expect the blood’s probably

  • @prodigalson5965
    @prodigalson5965 3 года назад +6

    I deal with these Eshay tools on a daily basis and this is so spot on its hilarious.

  • @lightlyfriedfishfillets8117
    @lightlyfriedfishfillets8117 3 года назад +33

    gatorade bottle: be's empty
    eshay: *well your coming with me*

  • @alana2519
    @alana2519 3 года назад +12

    LOL ..This perfectly describes the Eshlads around when I were in school

  • @that1dude704
    @that1dude704 3 года назад +7

    Top ten things Eshays would ask their mothers’ credit card for

  • @squacki3828
    @squacki3828 3 года назад +41

    this is so underrated

  • @hazewhite6356
    @hazewhite6356 3 года назад

    The first part when he said “iykyk laaaaaaddd” that got me🤣🤣

  • @suzysobrinho2921
    @suzysobrinho2921 3 года назад +1

    I am in Ballarat and not sure if we have many of these people now I will be looking everywhere for them and silently laugh to myself!

  • @justinlangley9522
    @justinlangley9522 3 года назад +2

    ultimate challenge , Take a Shot everytime this dude says Brah! props to the people that survive this video!

  • @moey6942
    @moey6942 3 года назад +11

    Do Lebos or junkies next

  • @hatewillneverwin8382
    @hatewillneverwin8382 3 года назад +41

    Americans be like: "hehe he must pee in the bottle".....i guess i know now.

    • @Leat_fingies223
      @Leat_fingies223 3 года назад +9

      *cuts someone’s hose and cuts up a coke can* 😏

    • @snuscaboose1942
      @snuscaboose1942 3 года назад +6

      I be thinking the same, where's the f..n hole for the hose? Without a hole and a shotty hole, the bottle only has potential and needs a master to craft it into an airtight and easy to use fun machine.

    • @calus_bath_water
      @calus_bath_water 3 года назад

      @@snuscaboose1942 you make the hole yourself

  • @lucidpro1098
    @lucidpro1098 15 дней назад

    Ifykyk classic the Gatorade bong

  • @didier.gerost.07
    @didier.gerost.07 2 года назад +2

    his accent is like speaking with a clothes' peg on his nose !! kisses from Switzerland ( Gstaad)

  • @simonf8902
    @simonf8902 3 года назад +1

    Eshay. Cracks me up totally

  • @Yimbyx
    @Yimbyx 3 года назад +8

    Brah ya full closin in on 100k n that lad that's actual mad n that Ay lad eshaaay 🤙

    • @npc525
      @npc525 3 года назад +1

      Stfu

    • @Yimbyx
      @Yimbyx 3 года назад

      @@npc525 look who's tough

    • @npc525
      @npc525 3 года назад

      @@Yimbyx yeah ur not

    • @Yimbyx
      @Yimbyx 3 года назад

      @@npc525 WoOoOoOAh ithat hurt my feelings how could you?

    • @npc525
      @npc525 3 года назад

      @@Yimbyx stfu

  • @rocketreact9489
    @rocketreact9489 3 года назад +4

    Do the junkie version of this 😂

    • @binny139
      @binny139 2 года назад

      It'd only be one thing tho

  • @avivabillington5514
    @avivabillington5514 Год назад

    😂 I've seen what other people use their Powerade/Gatorade bottles for at times too

  • @rhysfergusson3890
    @rhysfergusson3890 3 года назад +2

    Man these vids deserve millions of views

  • @Ari.h1m
    @Ari.h1m 3 года назад +4

    My little brother has the same scooter 😂😂😂😂

  • @dylancollins1276
    @dylancollins1276 3 года назад +2

    My first day in school i heard other year 7s yelling eshaaaay

  • @average3106
    @average3106 3 года назад

    That person that he said that stoll the shoe. I was me 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @mariannpolutele2759
    @mariannpolutele2759 2 года назад

    Love how Eshay wants to throw hands in the opening 😂

  • @YesNoMaybeIDntKnwDoU
    @YesNoMaybeIDntKnwDoU 3 года назад +3

    That intro 🤣

  • @sadboi357
    @sadboi357 3 года назад +2

    I love this guy, eshayyyys bahh

  • @averywoodlief9319
    @averywoodlief9319 Год назад

    That scooter brought back memories

  • @Dutyy
    @Dutyy 3 года назад +13

    Nobody:
    *That face when you realise what the Gatorade bottle is used for*
    *Americans thinking he pees in it...*

  • @MasterHyp3rion
    @MasterHyp3rion 3 года назад +1

    Underrated RUclipsr!

  • @heeho5676
    @heeho5676 3 года назад +1

    Thanks for the laughs bro 💯✨ just got out a surgery but watchin your vids always keep me smiling cheers lad 💯

  • @mikaツ-w4u
    @mikaツ-w4u 2 года назад

    Zinger box is my go to no cap ESHAY BRUH !!

  • @hughthomas1898
    @hughthomas1898 3 года назад +2

    This man is unrated

  • @Dani-Daoo
    @Dani-Daoo 3 года назад +4

    0:00 - 0:15

  • @henrychadwick7
    @henrychadwick7 2 года назад

    Close to 100K noice videos

  • @J09-l6k
    @J09-l6k 2 года назад +2

    sometimes you forget that this just a skit

  • @manswho826
    @manswho826 3 года назад +7

    You reckon I can borrow a Gatorade bottle and a pair of entai's baaah?

  • @nonghole4870
    @nonghole4870 3 года назад

    the Gatorade bottle haha

  • @richyk11
    @richyk11 3 года назад +3

    Eshay!

  • @Sdot69420
    @Sdot69420 3 года назад +1

    Good video bro keep grindin.

  • @stevendimopoulos9000
    @stevendimopoulos9000 3 года назад +1

    Best eshay vid yet

  • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
    @KodieTheAussieBrony94 Год назад

    Zinger Box all the way, brah!

  • @god7916
    @god7916 3 года назад +1

    gatorade bottle beug haha

  • @crackers609
    @crackers609 3 года назад +1

    I reckon you need to get an upgrade on the sunnies. Get pit vipers.

  • @The0men710
    @The0men710 3 года назад

    HAHAHAHA he didnt even ewwearf them lad lol

  • @xundine
    @xundine 3 года назад +2

    this so good bra

  • @keithm9832
    @keithm9832 3 года назад +1

    Make a video of you just blasting music loud in public transport

  • @GIBKAYSOCK
    @GIBKAYSOCK 3 года назад +2

    Do a pimp my ride to the razor scooter

  • @bradgaskell245
    @bradgaskell245 3 года назад +2

    Shaktv:cant show other stuff had to take it out
    Me:Well what the bloody hell is it

  • @zacharywilson1282
    @zacharywilson1282 3 года назад +2

    Gatorador bottle the eshay tool kit

  • @Moo-Ray
    @Moo-Ray 3 года назад +1

    nah 4 real, them tiffany blue TN's are legit

  • @joekara
    @joekara 3 года назад +1

    Top quality vid Ash

  • @felicitycooke3610
    @felicitycooke3610 3 года назад

    Scoots…………lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jenedc7006
    @jenedc7006 3 года назад

    5:27 lol

  • @smokindomain
    @smokindomain 2 года назад

    Hahahaha the Posca

  • @Magicmantra445
    @Magicmantra445 2 года назад

    Highest level of self-snitching.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..... Lol.

  • @furios_gaming2241
    @furios_gaming2241 3 года назад +1

    funniest crap ever man keep going

  • @hunterhofman3555
    @hunterhofman3555 3 года назад

    hopefully all the eshays see this and wake upto themself hahaha

  • @davidknowsbetter8495
    @davidknowsbetter8495 3 года назад +1

    If u didn't know what the empty Gatorade bottle is for, its a make shift bong

  • @mrnobody2589
    @mrnobody2589 2 года назад

    Gatorade bottle= compulsory item for making a bong

  • @Fisher_Ash
    @Fisher_Ash Год назад +1

    ESHAYS I AM ALSO AN EASHAY

  • @salty3616
    @salty3616 3 года назад

    That bottle is basically a bong for eshays

  • @moey6942
    @moey6942 3 года назад +1

    Eshay brah 😂

  • @GeRaiDah
    @GeRaiDah 3 года назад +3

    "Give us a geez" is definitely somthing people should say more

  • @Juicepluggedin
    @Juicepluggedin 3 года назад

    lets not get into that bahh AHAHAHA dead

  • @izaackovacevic8318
    @izaackovacevic8318 3 года назад +2

    Where do you get the send it sticker on the back of your tagbook from

  • @oz_hunting2253
    @oz_hunting2253 3 года назад +2

    Hey brah it’s me Darcy

  • @voica5827
    @voica5827 3 года назад +2

    Shak needs to colab with garn

  • @04688
    @04688 2 месяца назад

    Those blue Tiffins cost like 1000 bucks cash 💵

  • @ScottyFJC
    @ScottyFJC 3 года назад

    Eshays brah !!!!! 🤣🤣

  • @myocean406
    @myocean406 3 месяца назад +1

    300,000th subscriber in 2024 june 26

  • @speedtakeawayane1511
    @speedtakeawayane1511 3 года назад

    Nice one shak absolute pure comedy lad

  • @llliceyyttv6922
    @llliceyyttv6922 3 года назад +5

    How many on tns do u actually have shak

  • @kardoxxi1715
    @kardoxxi1715 3 года назад

    my one meal would probs be the heart attack box from watsup brothers

  • @akarts2426
    @akarts2426 3 года назад +2

    Also tha vape

  • @jaxbau3
    @jaxbau3 3 года назад

    I love ur vids ESHAAAY

  • @04688
    @04688 4 месяца назад

    Bro I can’t with Out my red posca because I used to tag up the toilets😎

  • @skibidi.rizz21
    @skibidi.rizz21 2 года назад

    im not an eshay but i still get zinger box every single time. and ashton spitting fax if u go kfc snd not get a zinger box theres something wrong with you

  • @Tyler3853
    @Tyler3853 2 года назад

    I love your bag sir 😅

  • @glizzy-_s2916
    @glizzy-_s2916 3 года назад

    Loved the vid shak 👍👌

  • @sibomanayusuf4552
    @sibomanayusuf4552 3 года назад +1

    You forgot a lighter
    Eshay!!

  • @Jerry.Z
    @Jerry.Z 3 года назад

    How have u not blown up yet

  • @TrapPrison
    @TrapPrison 3 года назад

    Bruv them tiffany tns go for like 400 bucks rn they so sick

  • @emelseck9590
    @emelseck9590 3 года назад +1

    we need a Ash1ner razor scooter collab

  • @matthewrihan9362
    @matthewrihan9362 3 года назад +1

    I like eminem nice eminem picture lad Eshays

  • @benjaminland3334
    @benjaminland3334 3 года назад

    u shoukd do a tn showcase of what u got

  • @jarrodwest8164
    @jarrodwest8164 3 года назад

    From adl from da jd west on da soufside keep it real

  • @glizzygobbler790
    @glizzygobbler790 3 года назад

    am i the only one who thought by gq parody he meant the gq patrol XD

  • @g.dgrapefruit2491
    @g.dgrapefruit2491 3 года назад

    Forgot the drink with the smokes in it mostly cokes

  • @damn_thats_a_cringy_name8455
    @damn_thats_a_cringy_name8455 3 года назад

    Lad you forgot the vape Baaaaa