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  • Опубликовано: 23 июл 2023
  • Cafes are way too fancy these days, bring back the old days
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    Off The Cuff - Dylan Sitts
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  • @ShakTV
    @ShakTV  Год назад +231

    Whats your coffee order?

    • @Spaceraider_Eeditz
      @Spaceraider_Eeditz Год назад +12

      Normal frapachino with Carmel drizzle

    • @Now668gaming
      @Now668gaming Год назад +16

      Cappuccino

    • @floydy8359
      @floydy8359 Год назад +14

      Brekky role from Hungry Jacks, with hot chocolate.

    • @Ash1nerTV
      @Ash1nerTV Год назад +16

      Adlay blend with a hint of ogday 🔥

    • @keiferiscool2015
      @keiferiscool2015 Год назад +2

      large flat white 2 sugars
      with a bit of sugar syrup

  • @ToShortToTell
    @ToShortToTell Год назад +57

    "i'd like a coffee please"
    "alright, will that be expensive, extra expensive or supremely expensive?"

    • @alike_zapper576
      @alike_zapper576 6 месяцев назад

      likes but no comments let me fix that

    • @timmythistle6615
      @timmythistle6615 3 месяца назад

      I would like mine supremely expensive please

  • @stevegreen2753
    @stevegreen2753 Год назад +322

    This is why I make my own coffee LOL

    • @ShakTV
      @ShakTV  Год назад +51

      Same here

    • @GenshinConcert
      @GenshinConcert Год назад +3

      @@ShakTVthat’s Daniel’s father.

    • @FeebleBricks
      @FeebleBricks Год назад +3

      Trust me

    • @adzoutnabout8666
      @adzoutnabout8666 Год назад +6

      The scary thing is there are stacks of shitfull cafes just like this.

    • @devil-focus
      @devil-focus Год назад +1

      Imagine drinking coffee everyday lol

  • @belalmohammad3705
    @belalmohammad3705 Год назад +55

    Bro you’re a real legend. You’re just too good. The sad part though is that life has become so bloody complicated these days that simple routine like ordering a coffee is a nightmare.

  • @Qlaces
    @Qlaces Год назад +106

    hes so accurate in every vid LOL good job hats off to the king ❤

    • @GRDN184
      @GRDN184 Год назад

      Ikr

    • @RJ28753
      @RJ28753 Год назад

      W

    • @zilb
      @zilb Год назад

      BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD!!!!111!1!1!

  • @daves7104
    @daves7104 Год назад +23

    This is some funny shit bro.. the $57.50 really got me laughing! 😂😂

  • @TheDevilsdealer
    @TheDevilsdealer Год назад +13

    0:42 I just want milk that tastes like real milk

  • @liltworker
    @liltworker Год назад +321

    I don't think ShakTV is pregnant but he never fails to deliver. Outstanding video as always, keep it up my man. :) ❤

    • @JimmyNBA.
      @JimmyNBA. Год назад +9

      Fr he’s amazing

    • @ShakTV
      @ShakTV  Год назад +49

      😂😂 much appreciated bro

    • @flickaru
      @flickaru Год назад

      lmfao

    • @nuttynuts4427
      @nuttynuts4427 Год назад +1

      ​@@ShakTVare you pregnant?

    • @Mad4400
      @Mad4400 Год назад

      I think you meant:- He's no obstetrician...

  • @57ASDF
    @57ASDF Год назад +83

    I wasn't even apart of making the order and I was wanting to smash my desk in frustration, shit's too accurate... hahahaha

  • @StoneCold.69
    @StoneCold.69 Год назад +13

    Low fat, no fat, full cream, high calcium, high protein soy, light skim omega-3… “I just want milk that tastes like real milk” - Paul’s Smarter White Milk (reminds me of that Aussie commercial from ages ago!😂)

    • @tyronebiggums3853
      @tyronebiggums3853 Год назад +2

      Something something something extra dollop? 😂 that’s all I could ever remember, probably a good party trick reciting the whole ad 😂

    • @angecham6563
      @angecham6563 6 месяцев назад

      I was just thinking about the ad when he started listing the milks haha

  • @Amongus-yu7ft
    @Amongus-yu7ft Год назад +8

    Shak was so committed to the role of imogen he even grew out his hair and shaved his beard

  • @ms_enj
    @ms_enj Год назад +2

    Perth is exactly like this, but the coffee is burnt undrinkable crap and the bacon & egg roll costs $25.

    • @pillbobaggins2766
      @pillbobaggins2766 23 дня назад +1

      omg i swear they all use the same burnt Lavazza beans and bong water

  • @ToShortToTell
    @ToShortToTell Год назад +11

    i like how shak can show a guy getting bored out of his mind, and yet we are entertained

  • @TheRealMaestroZ
    @TheRealMaestroZ Год назад +3

    Medium Caffé Macciato infused with organic full cream milk, biodegradeable cup that i bought from home with a strong italian roast...
    I enjoy the simple things in life...

  • @astrofrombne1123
    @astrofrombne1123 Год назад +5

    This is just straight up facts

  • @Destroyer131
    @Destroyer131 Год назад +15

    ShakTV always brighten up my day. Thanks man! Keep it up!

  • @silas5083
    @silas5083 Год назад +6

    I had no idea; it was just complex to order a simple coffee at a cafe now.

    • @balung
      @balung Год назад +2

      Yeap, its like this in some of the Cafes in Darwin now. All, I want is just a Bacon / Egg roll, and you have to go through all that rigmarole now with those new ipad things to just order it.

    • @silas5083
      @silas5083 Год назад +1

      @@balung damn

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 Год назад +2

    The struggle is real and the cherry on top is when they ask you for your name and try to get you to sign up to the loyalty program. Heroin dealers know that addicts are masochists and clearly baristas aren't far behind.

    • @balung
      @balung Год назад +1

      In the future Drug Dealers will probably set up a rewards program using some sort of app.

  • @anthonyegudo6759
    @anthonyegudo6759 Год назад +7

    Correction... Every coffee shop in Melbourne

  • @silhouette67
    @silhouette67 Год назад +8

    This is so accurate 😆

  • @jreverie7018
    @jreverie7018 Год назад +8

    The last time i ordered a coffee i asked for soy sauce, instead of soy milk. Said it twice too. The coffee server laughed to tears and was telling his wife haha, everytime i visit he says he didnt put any soy sauce in my coffee. "I can put some in for you bro but I dont think youd like it!"

  • @zizilia5784
    @zizilia5784 Год назад +5

    Hahaha by now the cranky guy actually needs a relaxing chamomile tea to relieve his level of distress 🤣

    • @emilyg6767
      @emilyg6767 4 месяца назад

      Absolutely. Would he like his chamomile tea organic, locally grown, non-GMO ...........

  • @R___________________
    @R___________________ Год назад +3

    this gives me ptsd from the time I got caught waiting 15 mins for my one normal coffee to be made. it turns out the person who ordered ahead of me had ordered for five of their idiot colleagues who needed nine different milk types to make six coffees

  • @shaunmckenna-ui6ln
    @shaunmckenna-ui6ln Месяц назад

    2:59 bro trying his best to hold in his rage

  • @ProgrammedForDamage
    @ProgrammedForDamage Год назад

    "Yeah, good choice." Mate, that is spot on. You hear that all the time.

  • @NateH-qd7bm
    @NateH-qd7bm Год назад +33

    It's a good day when shaktv uploads quality content

  • @grace__6978
    @grace__6978 Год назад +3

    The voices always get me😂

  • @flynnmiller4224
    @flynnmiller4224 Год назад +3

    Good shit shak

  • @eliasandfriends
    @eliasandfriends Год назад +3

    This is extremely funny and extremely well done, Shak. This is on point.

  • @FlynnS.
    @FlynnS. Год назад +3

    Love the videos bro 👌

  • @Error-CWE-787
    @Error-CWE-787 6 месяцев назад

    Monday's can be kinda bad, but this guy makes it way better!

  • @toxscent5987
    @toxscent5987 Год назад +7

    Taking a page outa good ol Auntie Donna’s book on this one 😂

  • @balung
    @balung Год назад +2

    Millennial owned takeaways have screwed just getting a Bacon and Egg roll here in Darwin. It's exactly what you went through to order one, its frustrating as all get out.

  • @CG-po8gy
    @CG-po8gy Год назад +2

    Classic 😂😂 I was laughing loud. This has happened to me

  • @tajschroeder5621
    @tajschroeder5621 Год назад +3

    Bro really brought a whole coffee machine for this 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @mkgamer1102
    @mkgamer1102 3 месяца назад

    We need a sequel to this

  • @ba.skidderLOCKDOWN
    @ba.skidderLOCKDOWN Год назад +1

    By this point i would of told him stick the coffee up his grinder ahahahah another fab vid

  • @Fireball-zero
    @Fireball-zero Год назад +1

    Coming into the 4 min mark was in stitches. Love the work you do keep it up we appreciate it. Definately lifts the day.

  • @DylanPoulsen
    @DylanPoulsen Год назад +1

    thats why you just go to the servos. no bullshit just coffee

  • @TalibanTan79
    @TalibanTan79 15 дней назад

    “Melbourne in a nutshell” 😂

  • @shitposter3533
    @shitposter3533 Год назад +4

    i love watching shak because hes so accurate its hilarious 😂😂

    • @zilb
      @zilb Год назад

      ❤❤❤❤

  • @tangorangotv7247
    @tangorangotv7247 Год назад +1

    This is why i dont go out to restaurants & cafe’s, too bloody expensive. It’s like $30 for a napkin

  • @FeebleBricks
    @FeebleBricks Год назад +12

    I am considering my life choices after watching this 😂👍🏻

  • @JakeCrawford173
    @JakeCrawford173 Год назад +2

    Bro I could not stop laughing the whole time 😂. Great video mate

  • @dbennett255
    @dbennett255 Год назад +4

    i’ll have my motel coffee and sugar thanks 😂 love how it’s so seamless when you’re acting 👌🏽

  • @maxrockatanksyOG
    @maxrockatanksyOG Год назад +4

    Nothing beats a 7-11 or United Petrol $2 coffee 😄

    • @RustyShakleford1
      @RustyShakleford1 8 месяцев назад

      Not if you saw what was growing in those coffee machines

  • @topgunsi
    @topgunsi Год назад +4

    😂😂😂So true. You need to do one on the craft beer nutters😂.

  • @rushisushi2130
    @rushisushi2130 Год назад +13

    The amount of patients these 24-year-old baristas have is insane.

  • @codmobilefan3263
    @codmobilefan3263 20 дней назад

    The barrister's voice my god!

  • @kevyrkevin4452
    @kevyrkevin4452 Год назад +1

    KEEP ON UP LOADING

  • @GamerGuides201
    @GamerGuides201 11 месяцев назад +4

    Is it just me… or do I find it entertaining to hear shak says a list lol 😂❤

  • @maxfrma4837
    @maxfrma4837 Год назад +3

    bro ur so funny i love the vids ur so funny keep it up!! :)

  • @DanHaines-kw3bl
    @DanHaines-kw3bl Год назад +3

    First time I saw another actor in your vid. I love how u do all this hard work by yourself to keep a whole nation entertained!!😄Always makes my day

  • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
    @KodieTheAussieBrony94 Год назад +4

    Poor Darren just wanted his cappuccino

  • @NITROSGAMING4
    @NITROSGAMING4 3 месяца назад

    The voice makes me crack up every time 🤣😂

  • @RickBurnett-hz1gq
    @RickBurnett-hz1gq 26 дней назад

    That’s exactly how they sound too😂😂😂

  • @Gcricket858
    @Gcricket858 Год назад +1

    Let’s go, a new shak vid

  • @JOHAMUEL88
    @JOHAMUEL88 Год назад +4

    this made my day ❤

  • @ryantweddle3167
    @ryantweddle3167 Год назад +1

    Haha, the order at the end sounded really good when repeated. But then the cost, doh!

  • @ArtByJack44
    @ArtByJack44 Год назад +6

    Why is it actually always that music in coffee shops

  • @shaunmckenna-ui6ln
    @shaunmckenna-ui6ln Месяц назад

    5:14 bro actually had enough

  • @stephenthomas00
    @stephenthomas00 11 месяцев назад +1

    It's really bad when you can actually relate to this. Standing in line looking at all the options, how it could be made and put together, holding up people who already know what they want off by heart. Just to be slapped with a rediculous price tag for a simple coffee and muffin. Most cafe's I have been to arn't THAT bad but one or two have. Best place I have ever been was a cafe at the top floor of a Mall, nice view from a window, asked for a simple hot chocolate and BLT, asked if I wanted it heated, said yes. They went in with a simple sandwich, came out with a beautiful plate of salad, nacho crisps and a hot chocolate with a nice design on top.... I asked, how much, they said "No extra cost". Absolute legends.... place got closed down after covid, T_T

  • @barrygiddey9139
    @barrygiddey9139 Год назад +1

    That's the situation shak 😆

  • @trev337
    @trev337 Год назад +3

    The reason I don’t go to cafes much😂😂

  • @RPS985
    @RPS985 Год назад +1

    There’s no way this is ultra mega, nova, relatable and super realistic

  • @you_mad
    @you_mad Год назад +2

    EVERY cafe in melburne.

  • @aaronhopkins6697
    @aaronhopkins6697 Год назад +1

    Moccona, sugar, boiling water at home. All for about $26. For about 100 cups of coffee.

  • @remywhat4294
    @remywhat4294 Год назад +1

    forgot to ask him what water he wanted

  • @jackyboi190
    @jackyboi190 Год назад +2

    Bro your acting is getting good 🤣 gold

  • @lincolndoherty1728
    @lincolndoherty1728 Год назад +1

    Shak is so good

  • @Now668gaming
    @Now668gaming Год назад +2

    Yes legend keeps getting better and Better with his videos

  • @ToShortToTell
    @ToShortToTell Год назад +1

    the only rule that the staff abide by is "Say 'good choice' after every response from a customer."

  • @badjohnny6599
    @badjohnny6599 Год назад

    4:59 the too easy cracked me up

  • @davidspriggs1945
    @davidspriggs1945 Год назад +1

    My coffee makers love it when I order...cappacino to go!

  • @campbellrawlinson329
    @campbellrawlinson329 9 месяцев назад

    This is why I have tea

  • @Eshaysbrah
    @Eshaysbrah Год назад +2

    Every coffee shop in the innerwest (especially Newtown)

  • @2-EK
    @2-EK Год назад +1

    From my barista-friend, he can confirm that he does enjoy to torture his customers like this.

  • @Moxzie_yt
    @Moxzie_yt Год назад +1

    Shaq bruv you gotta do boost Juice 😂 always putting the music to high volume

  • @Male666chauvinist
    @Male666chauvinist Год назад +2

    Classic had me in stitches

  • @PeterMIcedVoltage
    @PeterMIcedVoltage Год назад +1

    It’s like picking car trim and upgrades ahah

  • @Qldgarbo55
    @Qldgarbo55 Год назад +1

    When Islanders order at a coffee shop

    • @zilb
      @zilb Год назад +1

      😂

  • @jamescooke6314
    @jamescooke6314 Год назад +1

    Those types of people piss me off hard

  • @muhammaddzulkarnain338
    @muhammaddzulkarnain338 Год назад +1

    Shaktv made my day 😂

  • @daniel4dev
    @daniel4dev Год назад +3

    I was waiting for the "I just want milk that tastes like real milk"

  • @leo90au
    @leo90au Год назад

    Ngl this sounds like a fucking cool coffee shop

  • @codystartin999.
    @codystartin999. 7 месяцев назад

    I cant breathe this is too funny 😂

  • @Noveldilophosaurus
    @Noveldilophosaurus Год назад +3

    This is pure comedy 😂

  • @williamnicholson6776
    @williamnicholson6776 11 месяцев назад +1

    So many triggers

  • @simplifiedfxs
    @simplifiedfxs Год назад +1

    Legend! We love u Shak!

  • @smellio1584
    @smellio1584 Год назад +1

    this is every trendy coffee
    shop nowadays

  • @C0SM1C_radiation
    @C0SM1C_radiation Год назад +1

    One of the funniest videos I’ve watched😂

  • @Tk-ou9ec
    @Tk-ou9ec Год назад +1

    Remember back in the day when all we had was black or white coffee!
    Cafes are out of hand now

  • @aiden-5924
    @aiden-5924 Год назад +1

    Forgot to ask how many suggies he wanted in his coffee

  • @Lessgoo531
    @Lessgoo531 9 месяцев назад +1

    I haven’t laughed so much in ages 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jcdenton7261
    @jcdenton7261 Год назад +1

    He just wants milk that tastes like real milk

  • @AbAdA123
    @AbAdA123 Год назад +1

    You need to get your own show already no cap

  • @eliaschalhoub8645
    @eliaschalhoub8645 Год назад

    The absolute Goat. GOAT= ShakTV

  • @RadTroppy
    @RadTroppy 8 месяцев назад +1

    Welcome to Starbucks

  • @01brake
    @01brake Год назад +2

    That's why the 80's was so cool.....we never had to put up with this crap...real food and coffee

  • @Hi_its_Kartik
    @Hi_its_Kartik Год назад

    1:56 cool story bro lmao best part