Bro you’re a real legend. You’re just too good. The sad part though is that life has become so bloody complicated these days that simple routine like ordering a coffee is a nightmare.
Low fat, no fat, full cream, high calcium, high protein soy, light skim omega-3… “I just want milk that tastes like real milk” - Paul’s Smarter White Milk (reminds me of that Aussie commercial from ages ago!😂)
Yeap, its like this in some of the Cafes in Darwin now. All, I want is just a Bacon / Egg roll, and you have to go through all that rigmarole now with those new ipad things to just order it.
Millennial owned takeaways have screwed just getting a Bacon and Egg roll here in Darwin. It's exactly what you went through to order one, its frustrating as all get out.
this gives me ptsd from the time I got caught waiting 15 mins for my one normal coffee to be made. it turns out the person who ordered ahead of me had ordered for five of their idiot colleagues who needed nine different milk types to make six coffees
The struggle is real and the cherry on top is when they ask you for your name and try to get you to sign up to the loyalty program. Heroin dealers know that addicts are masochists and clearly baristas aren't far behind.
The last time i ordered a coffee i asked for soy sauce, instead of soy milk. Said it twice too. The coffee server laughed to tears and was telling his wife haha, everytime i visit he says he didnt put any soy sauce in my coffee. "I can put some in for you bro but I dont think youd like it!"
It's really bad when you can actually relate to this. Standing in line looking at all the options, how it could be made and put together, holding up people who already know what they want off by heart. Just to be slapped with a rediculous price tag for a simple coffee and muffin. Most cafe's I have been to arn't THAT bad but one or two have. Best place I have ever been was a cafe at the top floor of a Mall, nice view from a window, asked for a simple hot chocolate and BLT, asked if I wanted it heated, said yes. They went in with a simple sandwich, came out with a beautiful plate of salad, nacho crisps and a hot chocolate with a nice design on top.... I asked, how much, they said "No extra cost". Absolute legends.... place got closed down after covid, T_T
Whats your coffee order?
Normal frapachino with Carmel drizzle
Cappuccino
Brekky role from Hungry Jacks, with hot chocolate.
Adlay blend with a hint of ogday 🔥
large flat white 2 sugars
with a bit of sugar syrup
"i'd like a coffee please"
"alright, will that be expensive, extra expensive or supremely expensive?"
likes but no comments let me fix that
I would like mine supremely expensive please
Bro you’re a real legend. You’re just too good. The sad part though is that life has become so bloody complicated these days that simple routine like ordering a coffee is a nightmare.
This is why I make my own coffee LOL
Same here
@@ShakTVthat’s Daniel’s father.
Trust me
The scary thing is there are stacks of shitfull cafes just like this.
Imagine drinking coffee everyday lol
This is some funny shit bro.. the $57.50 really got me laughing! 😂😂
hes so accurate in every vid LOL good job hats off to the king ❤
Ikr
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BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD!!!!111!1!1!
I wasn't even apart of making the order and I was wanting to smash my desk in frustration, shit's too accurate... hahahaha
2:56 bros uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh was real😂😂😂
0:42 I just want milk that tastes like real milk
I don't think ShakTV is pregnant but he never fails to deliver. Outstanding video as always, keep it up my man. :) ❤
Fr he’s amazing
😂😂 much appreciated bro
lmfao
@@ShakTVare you pregnant?
I think you meant:- He's no obstetrician...
Correction... Every coffee shop in Melbourne
i like how shak can show a guy getting bored out of his mind, and yet we are entertained
Shak was so committed to the role of imogen he even grew out his hair and shaved his beard
This is just straight up facts
ShakTV always brighten up my day. Thanks man! Keep it up!
"Yeah, good choice." Mate, that is spot on. You hear that all the time.
It's a good day when shaktv uploads quality content
Perth is exactly like this, but the coffee is burnt undrinkable crap and the bacon & egg roll costs $25.
omg i swear they all use the same burnt Lavazza beans and bong water
Low fat, no fat, full cream, high calcium, high protein soy, light skim omega-3… “I just want milk that tastes like real milk” - Paul’s Smarter White Milk (reminds me of that Aussie commercial from ages ago!😂)
Something something something extra dollop? 😂 that’s all I could ever remember, probably a good party trick reciting the whole ad 😂
I was just thinking about the ad when he started listing the milks haha
Its the 'farkin how much?' 😂 no way! This is too realistic in Syd cafes nowadays.
Poor Darren just wanted his cappuccino
Taking a page outa good ol Auntie Donna’s book on this one 😂
Hahaha by now the cranky guy actually needs a relaxing chamomile tea to relieve his level of distress 🤣
Absolutely. Would he like his chamomile tea organic, locally grown, non-GMO ...........
I had no idea; it was just complex to order a simple coffee at a cafe now.
Yeap, its like this in some of the Cafes in Darwin now. All, I want is just a Bacon / Egg roll, and you have to go through all that rigmarole now with those new ipad things to just order it.
@@balung damn
Millennial owned takeaways have screwed just getting a Bacon and Egg roll here in Darwin. It's exactly what you went through to order one, its frustrating as all get out.
Classic 😂😂 I was laughing loud. This has happened to me
Love the videos bro 👌
The voices always get me😂
Coming into the 4 min mark was in stitches. Love the work you do keep it up we appreciate it. Definately lifts the day.
Every coffee shop in the innerwest (especially Newtown)
True.
This is extremely funny and extremely well done, Shak. This is on point.
i love watching shak because hes so accurate its hilarious 😂😂
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“I’m not here building a house…” 😂
Bro really brought a whole coffee machine for this 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Good shit shak
Why is it actually always that music in coffee shops
Yes legend keeps getting better and Better with his videos
how did you actually turn this into a entertaining comedic video 😂
Is it just me… or do I find it entertaining to hear shak says a list lol 😂❤
Shak is so good
KEEP ON UP LOADING
i’ll have my motel coffee and sugar thanks 😂 love how it’s so seamless when you’re acting 👌🏽
From my barista-friend, he can confirm that he does enjoy to torture his customers like this.
The reason I don’t go to cafes much😂😂
By this point i would of told him stick the coffee up his grinder ahahahah another fab vid
in the end the coffees from these types of places are actually pretty good if you ignore the price
I am considering my life choices after watching this 😂👍🏻
Bro I could not stop laughing the whole time 😂. Great video mate
Monday's can be kinda bad, but this guy makes it way better!
Let’s go, a new shak vid
this gives me ptsd from the time I got caught waiting 15 mins for my one normal coffee to be made. it turns out the person who ordered ahead of me had ordered for five of their idiot colleagues who needed nine different milk types to make six coffees
Haha, the order at the end sounded really good when repeated. But then the cost, doh!
First time I saw another actor in your vid. I love how u do all this hard work by yourself to keep a whole nation entertained!!😄Always makes my day
this made my day ❤
We need a sequel to this
This sums up my experience with coffee shops in Melbourne haha
There’s no way this is ultra mega, nova, relatable and super realistic
This is so accurate 😆
Bro your acting is getting good 🤣 gold
The amount of patients these 24-year-old baristas have is insane.
You need to get your own show already no cap
bro ur so funny i love the vids ur so funny keep it up!! :)
The struggle is real and the cherry on top is when they ask you for your name and try to get you to sign up to the loyalty program. Heroin dealers know that addicts are masochists and clearly baristas aren't far behind.
In the future Drug Dealers will probably set up a rewards program using some sort of app.
😂😂😂So true. You need to do one on the craft beer nutters😂.
I was waiting for the "I just want milk that tastes like real milk"
The last time i ordered a coffee i asked for soy sauce, instead of soy milk. Said it twice too. The coffee server laughed to tears and was telling his wife haha, everytime i visit he says he didnt put any soy sauce in my coffee. "I can put some in for you bro but I dont think youd like it!"
ShakTV is the best AUS RUclipsr out there
The absolute Goat. GOAT= ShakTV
It's really bad when you can actually relate to this. Standing in line looking at all the options, how it could be made and put together, holding up people who already know what they want off by heart. Just to be slapped with a rediculous price tag for a simple coffee and muffin. Most cafe's I have been to arn't THAT bad but one or two have. Best place I have ever been was a cafe at the top floor of a Mall, nice view from a window, asked for a simple hot chocolate and BLT, asked if I wanted it heated, said yes. They went in with a simple sandwich, came out with a beautiful plate of salad, nacho crisps and a hot chocolate with a nice design on top.... I asked, how much, they said "No extra cost". Absolute legends.... place got closed down after covid, T_T
SHAK also made the list.
Brother your the most talented human Ive seen you desire millions and billions 1:56
Yea 5 minutes to order a coffee sounds about right 🤣
Welcome to Starbucks
Legend! We love u Shak!
❤
One of the funniest videos I’ve watched😂
Every Monday is a good day cause of shak
My coffee makers love it when I order...cappacino to go!
thats why you just go to the servos. no bullshit just coffee
the only rule that the staff abide by is "Say 'good choice' after every response from a customer."
Moccona, sugar, boiling water at home. All for about $26. For about 100 cups of coffee.
forgot to ask him what water he wanted
So many triggers
I wish I had this many options when I went to get a coffee
When Islanders order at a coffee shop
😂
Should have somehow had a line of ppl behind u too hahaha
Shaq bruv you gotta do boost Juice 😂 always putting the music to high volume
1:56 cool story bro lmao best part
That's the situation shak 😆
EVERY cafe in melburne.
Once had a Karen tell me off for getting regular milk 😂
Shaktv made my day 😂
I don't blame the guy for getting frustrated
Love you’re vids mate. Never disappoint ! 💪🏻
Bwaaaaahahaaa lol. If it wasn't so true, we'd have nothing to laugh about. Love it matey 🤣🤣🙃
Shak always a DUB 🤙🔥
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swear lol
this is every trendy coffee
shop nowadays
You should make a video called road rage be like
4:59 the too easy cracked me up
we need a part 2
Pov: you watch a Shak video.
That one coffee shop owner: Excellent choice!
Those types of people piss me off hard