i can imagine him saying that Centrelink needs to priorities serving eshays before anyone else and his defence policy would be something like weaponise scooters and teach soldiers how to play cod 😂
I'm gonna lead this country with pride, on my scooter I ride, I'm the prime minister, my legislation is sinister, I'm a superstar, you're an oogday who snitched to the police commissioner, now you're deported to Tasmania.
This is the best eshay Aussie skit so far. There's been a few going around lately like that 'new apprentice is an eshay', but this takes the cake hahah.
-Money towards social public services like trains -Developing Australians internet -Send a TN into space Truly the progressive voice of the people that the country needs right now, he's got my vote
Our new and improved anthem baa: Australians all let us illchay For we are free 'n that We've mad beaches and Ntays for toil The hell is girt by sea? Zinger boxes, rollies are nature's gifts Mad Ntays, rich and rare Mad graffiti on every page, Doeys on every stage, Advance Australia fair! Hacking, then let us sing Advance Australia fair!
“If you’re caught snitching, you go to jail.” Bruh imagine someone just comes out and says that someone down the road is a serial killer and that person goes to jail instead lmaoooo
That's not even eshay though, you would send in the federal graf squad to graf their house and give local eshays permission to steal their crap, 1 item per eshay.
mate there are Aussie comedians I watch like Lewis Spears where his videos are generally really good, but there's always one or two bits in your videos that have me on the floor haha
@Maitre Mark Your average criminal is opportunistic, they see the ability to drain the funds under the table or steal that bbq that's not guarded by a barking dog or cameras, even though the dog is useless because u can just give them a treat and they will be your friend and want to go to the park with u, the camera is useless because a criminal covering his face is not unusual anymore. Before if a guy had a mask on to cover his identity to commit crime, every karen on the street will tell any cop exactly what he looks like and what his license plate was, as well as make and model of the car.
I'm an Aussie, so I'm completely aware of Scott Morrison and eshays. If there was a movie dedicated to eshays, ShakTV would be the perfect guy for the role😄👌
I thought when he said the roads will be all smooth and that lad, that he was going to say so you don’t spill the ongbay aterway when ya driving bra… eshayys
Labor? Liberal? nahhh Eshay Party ✅
Fax
Vote 1 if you know you know party brah eshaaay lad
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i can imagine him saying that Centrelink needs to priorities serving eshays before anyone else and his defence policy would be something like weaponise scooters and teach soldiers how to play cod 😂
@@2ndPart2 Craig kelly
‘How the fuck did he get in’ 😂Drives down to Canberra to film - the dedication is unmatched 🤌🏽✨
Thanks to you hahah. Tell him to do his GTA STREAMS AGAIN.. pretty pls
he was in Canberra anyway, he had to go to court and score some pot
Three birds with one stone
100 th like eshayss
@EMEL SECK your hot.
U are 🔥
The bit about free stuff for single parents, and then him saying 'that's for you mum!' was kinda wholesome, almost brought a tear to my eye aye
Same
I believe if the prime minister was an Eshay the world would be a better place I mean Free kfc increased Centrelink payments +1 vote for Ashton oner
Don't forget best Defence Minister, he's leading the change to the pollies bashing each other instead of us regular folk fighting! 😅
ha
Got u to 69 likes g
Eshay bah right lad
Get a job ya bum and earn your money and not be a bludger
Ashwana would never have shit himself in engadine macca's like Scomo did.
exactly
Wait till he drives back to Sydney and get maccas at Goulburn hahaha
Super max for the scuntmo in Goulburn they love kiddy fiddlers and known associates
@@ShakTV thanks lad
ayyy true shit bahhh true shit cuz
If the prime minister was an eshay he would make Foot Locker 100% off🤣
This man is literally like the funniest 🤣 person I have ever seen on RUclips, plus I think he should actually be prime minister
much love bro
Bro there should be more eshay youtubers like you and if there were yputube would be way better!
U should watch Liam Dowling he’s funny aswell
@@ShakTV reed
@@ShakTV rfewferwdfxa
I'm gonna lead this country with pride,
on my scooter I ride,
I'm the prime minister,
my legislation is sinister,
I'm a superstar,
you're an oogday who snitched to the police commissioner,
now you're deported to Tasmania.
- Bass Boosted and Extended Version
okay good bars
Lol I read this comment the exact same time he started rapping.
"Authorised by the Eshay Government, Campbelltown."
i live in campbelltown lil bro
“Eshaytown” not campbelltown
This is the best eshay Aussie skit so far. There's been a few going around lately like that 'new apprentice is an eshay', but this takes the cake hahah.
Taken a short at garn? Lmao
-Money towards social public services like trains
-Developing Australians internet
-Send a TN into space
Truly the progressive voice of the people that the country needs right now, he's got my vote
Sending shoes into space..
Where to from here???
Maybe if by ''the people'' you mean all the dirty meth heads, then yeah.
Normal people would rather see all of you rounded up and sent into the sun.
free zinger boxes for all australians and every aussie kid gets a free razor scooter and free tns on their first day at eshay school
Our new and improved anthem baa:
Australians all let us illchay
For we are free 'n that
We've mad beaches and Ntays for toil
The hell is girt by sea?
Zinger boxes, rollies are nature's gifts
Mad Ntays, rich and rare
Mad graffiti on every page,
Doeys on every stage,
Advance Australia fair!
Hacking, then let us sing
Advance Australia fair!
LMAOOOOOO
I rate this 💯
Thats actually really good!
Adlay Anthem
Is that in Pig Latin lad?
“If you’re caught snitching, you go to jail.” Bruh imagine someone just comes out and says that someone down the road is a serial killer and that person goes to jail instead lmaoooo
The prime minister also legalised shankings so you can deal with such people yourself! No need to drain resources.
nahh that shit funny turtle bahh
Shanks
“If you get caught snitching, you go to jail” - pretty sure we already have that law, whistleblowers get stitches thanks to Christian Porter
[facepalm] sad that's not even a joke.
That's not even eshay though, you would send in the federal graf squad to graf their house and give local eshays permission to steal their crap, 1 item per eshay.
This is what people voting for United Australia Party are hoping for
I'm a American that just found out what a eshay is . Its hilarious. This are the funniest videos .
I love the eshay, but we really need the road man back. We need another eshay and roadman rap battle. Keep the good vids coming.
you suck bro leave him alone he's a bloody legend
What do u mean stupid
Are you ranger
@@isaacmiguel2071 i hate u so much leave shak alone hes so much better than u
Check out my vids I'll clap u in fn
mate there are Aussie comedians I watch like Lewis Spears where his videos are generally really good, but there's always one or two bits in your videos that have me on the floor haha
Well now there’s the Skibidi senator
You know this is legit when the Federal Police is chilling behind the PM just to make sure he is safe and secure in the event of an assassination
Bro, Just seeing someone popular in Canberra where I live is actually AMAZING, LOVE the dedication mate, keep it up :)
its a nice place i love the parks
GO THE RAIDERS
Didn't you have half the country there a couple months ago?
"Your born here? Dont care bruh. Deported. You going to tasmania" 😂
Health Minister KERSER cause he the sickest had me dead.
LMAO CUTTING FUNDING TO POLICE AND PUT MORE FUNDS IN CENTRELINK SO THERES LESS CRIME
@Maitre Mark Most dole bludgers are too lazy to commit crime and drug addicts can never get enough, more cash = more high to them.
@Maitre Mark Your average criminal is opportunistic, they see the ability to drain the funds under the table or steal that bbq that's not guarded by a barking dog or cameras, even though the dog is useless because u can just give them a treat and they will be your friend and want to go to the park with u, the camera is useless because a criminal covering his face is not unusual anymore.
Before if a guy had a mask on to cover his identity to commit crime, every karen on the street will tell any cop exactly what he looks like and what his license plate was, as well as make and model of the car.
I'm an Aussie, so I'm completely aware of Scott Morrison and eshays. If there was a movie dedicated to eshays, ShakTV would be the perfect guy for the role😄👌
better than the united australia party
But that's my kind of party...
@@jayz8839 In the ads, all the supporters walk slowly... creepy people walk slow.
@@snuscaboose1942 I walk slow because I'm chill, when the weirdos predicting doom come along citing pseudo science, I'm still chill.
Another fire video 🔥
My fav are the eshay ones, since we got them everywhere lol
'Send a tn to the moon' had me dying
THE Fact that I rode the scooters he was pointing is actually crazy
ashwana did say he'll fix the roads and internet so ill prolly vote for him
Earliest I've been for a video
1 minute ago
this was hilarious lol
that ending was fire
Yo the roads are done let’s go 🤣
" Jackie Chan shit brah" got me 😂😂😂😂
He's got great timing and delivery, could be insane with good writers
Canberra to be renamed Campbelltown South
I thought when he said the roads will be all smooth and that lad, that he was going to say so you don’t spill the ongbay aterway when ya driving bra… eshayys
AYYY THE ROADS ARE FINALLY DONE BOYS
Sending tn's to the moon is 200 IQ
Being a Gatorade bottle im super exited about this.
when you said you cut funding to the cops a cop car drove past hahahha
some of his ideas were actually good lmao
Can we replace albo with this dude 😂😂
Another amazing video Shak, this one is something else though straight up
Hahaha Gatorade! Yeh they come handy bro!!😂 u fkn legend braaah!! Eshayyyyyzzzz!!
You’ve given me the best laughs on RUclips ever lad keeping working hard lad
Is he Aussie? Eshays say mate, bruh and cun in Australia, lad is rare if it even occurs.
Mf saying lad
Plus one vote
Mr Prime Minister, How that fu*k do you plan to deal with China?
"1V1 on Fortnight bruh"
honestly i think an eshay would be more suited as a prime minister than sco mo lol
facts
I would vote for Crusty the clown over any of the current "leaders".
@@zeropoint546 fr fr
yeah bah
The eshay would put in more work
video idea:
do this in public and actually campaign for it, youll make the news and our eshay community will be proud
bro hes actually a good prime minister
The little things in his videos like 69 percent of votes just make it better 👍
Your deported your going to Tasmania got me dying😂
The Prime Minister should video him doing The Gabba in front of The Gabba football oval Esssshays
he actually made a few low key good policies, like free public transport for the unemployed, good internet
Ok im just going to start off with the start is so good bro sounds so much like the news reporters on channel 9 and 7
if an eshay was in star wars
You should make a video of in ESHAY Becoming a president of the United States
Australia vs USA Prime Minister rap battle
Chillinit part got me good 😂🤣
Absolutely classical.. Announcing the premiers of each state would have to be the stand out bit for me.
For the first time in forever that carpark is empty, always impossible to get a park.
If HP Boyz were the Premier of Victoria, Melbourne would have easily topped the most livable cities in the world list.
ya know the 4/20 public holliday aint that bad of an idea
it’s Hitler’s birthday
if only that wasn’t hitler’s birthday
“Crimes gone down, cause people don’t need to steal now lad”
Oi that’s a full real economics like fact of life ay bra. Eshay
I'd vote for him. He's definitely better than most politicians.
The best explanation on dealing with inflation. Deflate it bruh
too funny shak omg if you were in the running for the prime mister I’d vote for you lad
Dam we definitely need someone like this as our prime minister
Gotta love getting a crime stoppers add on this vid 🤣
could u put a sesh spot in each suburb would make life a lot easier
eshayss
2:07 so we can do skids now lesh goooo
Dude you r too good at this. Sure you weren’t an eshayyyyy 😝
ESHAYSSS
Yeaahhh ctown baby 🙌🏽😂
Shout out to Claymore ⭐️
The *mice drop* was So Funny
He actually seems pretty good at fighting ngl
Funny to see those light towers in the background that I put out there in this video, from Coates Hire for the AFP.
NEW SHAK VID LETS GO!!1
"DON'T FUCK WITH KERSER" - Mr. prime minister.
Haha that’s so funny how he comes down to Canberra to do it and not anywhere else😂 I think we know what city he likes….
the roads are ready now😭
FR😂
Some of the policies in this skit may be joke ones, but some others sound like genuinely good policies.
Love the hilarious eshay videos mate, keep up the great work! 🤙🤙
bro when you said lisi my respect for you went higher than i could ever respect anyone. walking W.
Got my vote brha shesh lad pm is a esh lad bar ESHAY
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dont need ta jump the train anymore hahhaha
Vote #1 Ash Oner
dass ittt
I gotta say, funniest eshay youtuber = you’ve got this character so spot on!
Good laughs! Keep up the good work sir!
Bro went all the way to Canberra to film this video😂
Woop -Woop for C/town, repping the 2560!!!
Before all the Karens start yepping
You actually have to run for prime minister please!!!
*Begins to accidentally enact positive change*
And i love at the start is says channel 69 behind the reporter
This Eshay PM gonna get terminated by the governor general 😂😂😂😂
As I live in campbelltown brah, we need some one in charge of public transport? I'll give you a triple zinger stacker to get that job.
Mad video haven’t watched it yet but mad
Eshayyyyyy brah he is brah
Some legit good ideas here! Up benefits and crime will go down , make weed legal and there will be a lot less crime. idk lets give him a term.
Ashton would 100% do a better job than Scott has.
Make Tradie meets Eshay next
Ashton would do a better job that scomo tho
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