I went in thinking "The fuck? I thought Anastasia wore no makeup." Then I just laughed my ass off because this was the greatest critical review I've ever heard in my life. This was gold.
Or donate to a women's shelter, or organization for education on domestic abuse/helping those who have experienced/are experiencing abuse. Great tutorial, as usual :)
I love how all of her expressions represent the expression commonly held by these female protagonists because they have no character to make their face anything other than vacant.
I almost didn't watch this, many beauty gurus are doing episodes with FSoG items from companies and I wont support those gurus, and I wont support tutorials by them. Then I saw who posted it and realized... this was going to be awesome.
I came into work one day, and they were selling FSoG nail polish. I took one look at the display and was like, "Well, that's all of the no right there."
I've tried explaining to my friend how problematic the 50 shades series is but she thinks I'm being a prude because the book has sex scenes. She's 15 and has read all the books. I asked her how she can describe the storyline as "relationship goals" when at numerous points Anastasia is clearly afraid of Christian. She told me it was beautiful and I didn't understand. I can't believe that there are people that think feminism is irrelevant when the obsession with 50 shades has brainwashed young girls to believe it's "romantic" to be abused and it's ok for guys to abuse vulnerable girls because they supposedly love them. Ugh
Show her this article. Even the BDSM community hates this series and thinks it's dangerous: www.cracked.com/article_22252_7-things-50-shades-gets-wrong-about-bdsm-from-expert.html
Jesus H... I had a discussion with my boyfriend the other week about how terrible 50 and the Twilight series are, and that they're classic, textbook abusive relationships. Being a guy who's never read the books or seen the movies, I think he was surprised about Twilight. I told him flat-out that if his 12-almost 13 yo daughter shows any interest in the series, to stamp it out straightaway. Or I'd be happy to do it for him. I don't know how people don't see this... I find it so disturbing that a very impressionable generation has these "love stories" as their examples of what romance and true love looks like. And they defend them to the damn grave and beyond!
Oh god people are really defending this book? I've made decision,I've made decision I'm gonna go to call NASA and asked them can I be the first person to see if I can live on mars.
karmagrl76 That article totally misses the point. The author puts it as if BDSM was some weird group activity - most people prefer doing that in private because they don't have the urge to slap their sexuality into everyone's face. The thing that's wrong with Fifty Shades is that he ignores safe words, makes her sign contracts and abuses her. Nothing about it has to do with bdsm - just 'cause there's a whip in it doesn't make it bdsm. So, yeah, an article simply promoting that "join our community"-bullshit won't make anything clear. One doesn't need the community, one just needs to get the basics of how consensual sex works.
Schattenbalg Not only that nobody talks about other fetishes, BDSM isn't only about whips and chains theirs other fetishes like roleplaying, foodplay, latex, asphyxiation I'm surprised they didn't go that route.
I really LOVE how you keep your voice so steady and sort of sultry yet your words completely oppose your tone!! Every single one of your 'makeup tutorials' are wonderfully done; THANK YOU FOR MAKING THEM!!!!!!
This is even better knowing some of the references from the books. I haven't personally read them (save for a bit from 50 Shades Freed), but Emma Blackery used to read the first book and take the piss out of it on RUclips (before she got copyright notices, I believe), so I'm all too familiar with some of the utterly disturbing and abusive behaviors that EL James expects the American public to buy as a "BDSM" relationship. My shitty Yu-Gi-Oh! fanficton that I wrote back in high school is better than 50 Shits of Grey, I guarantee you that.
"50 Shades of Grey began as a Twilight fan fiction, as if you didn't have enough reason to dislike it already" Oh, you're really funny :D I love your videos and also your accent is great :)
Galaxita Productions dude no have u even read 50 shades? Like twilight was poorly written but at least bella didn't say holy cow! or compare her skin tone to the communist manifesto or have some weird ass inner goddess who apparently is really into latin dances. Not to mention Edward didn't pull out her tampon so he could fuck her *pukes*
+petaled_nonsense yeah but edward is also like over a hundred years older than bella lmao. he's also got every single obsessive and dangerous trait that christian has, so i think it's a tie.
If you're going to see Fifty Shades of Grey, consider spending your money on something more worthwhile - like a proper BDSM instruction book depicting an actual safe, sane, consensual relationship.
Maddy Chu " E.L. James should be burned along with her books." [ awkward murder fantasy confession ] 'scuse me while I nod my head and look for an excuse to leave the room.
50dollars50shades is a campaign that proposes we donate the money a cinema trip would cost to organisations that help women who suffer/ed domestic abuse, i think it's a great idea and wanted to share :)
I can't stop laughing, you're amazing. I stopped counting how many people i've heard saying that 50sog is not abuse but i'm glad i finally found someone who agrees with me.
You never cease to amaze Taylor! Again, your make up tutorial is creative and on point. I hope the ignorant masses who follows this franchise stumbles upon this video and reevaluate where they choose to spend their precious time and money. It should certainly not be wasted on works of fiction that promotes unhealthy standards when it comes to relationship, sex and the female body.
This is even funnier if you've read the book (or at least read the "funny quotes from FSoG" collections) because you get all the inside references. ("Communist Manifesto" "Samba with some salsa moves" "Laters baby" "Deer/headlights, moth/flame, bird/snake")
This is actually a lot like Korean make up! I love the brightness/pinkiness of your face & the soft edged lips. The eyes are a bit too intense to be Korean but very close over all ;) ...& of course, compliments on the HILARIOUS video!
I just noticed you're using mostly if not all products by Michelle Pham and I absolutely love how pretty you look in this! Oh and totally agree with everything you've said about 50 shades, Film Theory poked apart every scene in that movie.
Oh my god this is everything I've ever wanted, so so funny. And I'm glad someone finally pointed out the never saying the word vagina thing, I really don't understand how this author can call this book erotica when she can't even bring herself to write the word 'vagina'
This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen. I’m going to a 50 Shades Darker themed ball. I have the gray dress and mask and just need makeup tips. Loved the tutorial! Ummmm, yeah, I won’t be seeing it at the movies.
my first reaction;
'WHAT THE EVEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY MAKE 50 SHADES TUTORIALS?'
Then I was like 'Oh wait, it's taylor, this is gonna be awesome :D '
Lol same here
I went in thinking "The fuck? I thought Anastasia wore no makeup."
Then I just laughed my ass off because this was the greatest critical review I've ever heard in my life. This was gold.
You can get Fifty Shades of Grey 50shadesofgreyfullmovie.nut.cc imo the movie was amazing but that just me :)
Currently on RottenTomatoes:
The Spongebob Movie 74%
Fifty Shades of Grey 25%
Let that sink in.
im okay with this
SB is the sshizzz
Even worse:
Sharknado 1- 87%
Sharknado 2- 59%
YaoiLovingDemon 87?? WHAT
The spongebob movie was the shit.
I feel like each makeup tutorial just throws more and more SHADE than the last one
Or donate to a women's shelter, or organization for education on domestic abuse/helping those who have experienced/are experiencing abuse. Great tutorial, as usual :)
Taylor is a gift to this world.
I love how all of her expressions represent the expression commonly held by these female protagonists because they have no character to make their face anything other than vacant.
preach it
I love how the looks are always wearable and stylish but Taylor's message is the best part of each video
On-point makeup AND on-point scathing critique. Just... yes to everything about this video.
*poetry snaps in approval at this video forever*
I almost didn't watch this, many beauty gurus are doing episodes with FSoG items from companies and I wont support those gurus, and I wont support tutorials by them. Then I saw who posted it and realized... this was going to be awesome.
Same here !
Me too.
i was like "What??" but then i realised.
I came into work one day, and they were selling FSoG nail polish. I took one look at the display and was like, "Well, that's all of the no right there."
I've tried explaining to my friend how problematic the 50 shades series is but she thinks I'm being a prude because the book has sex scenes. She's 15 and has read all the books. I asked her how she can describe the storyline as "relationship goals" when at numerous points Anastasia is clearly afraid of Christian. She told me it was beautiful and I didn't understand. I can't believe that there are people that think feminism is irrelevant when the obsession with 50 shades has brainwashed young girls to believe it's "romantic" to be abused and it's ok for guys to abuse vulnerable girls because they supposedly love them. Ugh
Show her this article. Even the BDSM community hates this series and thinks it's dangerous: www.cracked.com/article_22252_7-things-50-shades-gets-wrong-about-bdsm-from-expert.html
Jesus H... I had a discussion with my boyfriend the other week about how terrible 50 and the Twilight series are, and that they're classic, textbook abusive relationships. Being a guy who's never read the books or seen the movies, I think he was surprised about Twilight. I told him flat-out that if his 12-almost 13 yo daughter shows any interest in the series, to stamp it out straightaway. Or I'd be happy to do it for him. I don't know how people don't see this... I find it so disturbing that a very impressionable generation has these "love stories" as their examples of what romance and true love looks like. And they defend them to the damn grave and beyond!
Oh god people are really defending this book?
I've made decision,I've made decision I'm gonna go to call NASA and asked them can I be the first
person to see if I can live on mars.
karmagrl76
That article totally misses the point.
The author puts it as if BDSM was some weird group activity - most people prefer doing that in private because they don't have the urge to slap their sexuality into everyone's face.
The thing that's wrong with Fifty Shades is that he ignores safe words, makes her sign contracts and abuses her. Nothing about it has to do with bdsm - just 'cause there's a whip in it doesn't make it bdsm.
So, yeah, an article simply promoting that "join our community"-bullshit won't make anything clear. One doesn't need the community, one just needs to get the basics of how consensual sex works.
Schattenbalg Not only that nobody talks about other fetishes, BDSM isn't only about whips and chains theirs other fetishes like roleplaying, foodplay, latex, asphyxiation
I'm surprised they didn't go that route.
I really LOVE how you keep your voice so steady and sort of sultry yet your words completely oppose your tone!! Every single one of your 'makeup tutorials' are wonderfully done; THANK YOU FOR MAKING THEM!!!!!!
Also, you always look absolutely gorgeous so it's a double-win for you.
This is even better knowing some of the references from the books. I haven't personally read them (save for a bit from 50 Shades Freed), but Emma Blackery used to read the first book and take the piss out of it on RUclips (before she got copyright notices, I believe), so I'm all too familiar with some of the utterly disturbing and abusive behaviors that EL James expects the American public to buy as a "BDSM" relationship. My shitty Yu-Gi-Oh! fanficton that I wrote back in high school is better than 50 Shits of Grey, I guarantee you that.
" My shitty Yu-Gi-Oh! fanficton that I wrote back in high school is better than 50 Shits of Grey"
I SMELL A CROSS-OVER
Mr.Pegasus will see you now
Amy Falconer "Must I lock you in the dungeon again, Croquet?"
***** Two great minds think alike; you both came up with this ingenious nickname ;)
***** Oh. Never mind :P
Not only is someone calling out fifty shades of grey on its bs, but it's my favorite RUclipsr ever. You rock Taylor!
She should have more subscribers. Such an intelligent person! Her videos are witty and funny and she's charismatic. What else do you need?
Your makeup tutorials are the perfect marriage between satire and humor. I love them!!
"50 Shades of Grey began as a Twilight fan fiction, as if you didn't have enough reason to dislike it already"
Oh, you're really funny :D
I love your videos and also your accent is great :)
I want to laugh but I also want to cry.
The struggle is real.
Why do you want to cry?
Don't cry
CRAFT
Maddy Flores Thank you so much
Amber Maluchnik ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
Your makeup tutorials make my day... and my week... and my year... basically they are fantastic.
YESSSS I was waiting for this lmaooo
i paused- and gave a thumbs up already cause iam 100% sure this is gonna support my opinion about this movie completly
This is officially the only thing with any relation to 50 Shades that I will ever support. Huzzah!
*clicks play* *prepares self for the absolute SLAYAGE THAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN*
As soon as i saw this in my subscriptions i was like "this is gonna be good" and i was right!
I can't believe I'm saying this but,
Twilight was a better love story then this 😶
No im sorry.
Even 50shades of grey beats twilight
Galaxita Productions dude no have u even read 50 shades? Like twilight was poorly written but at least bella didn't say holy cow! or compare her skin tone to the communist manifesto or have some weird ass inner goddess who apparently is really into latin dances. Not to mention Edward didn't pull out her tampon so he could fuck her *pukes*
+petaled_nonsense yeah but edward is also like over a hundred years older than bella lmao. he's also got every single obsessive and dangerous trait that christian has, so i think it's a tie.
agreed
I watched this tutorial yesterday and unconsciously recreated it this morning.
If you're going to see Fifty Shades of Grey, consider spending your money on something more worthwhile - like a proper BDSM instruction book depicting an actual safe, sane, consensual relationship.
Or just go to literotica and get your rocks off there~
Amy Falconer One of the reasons I tell for disliking 50 shades is I've read better stuff on literotica. At least then people can't call me a prude : P
Maddy Chu " E.L. James should be burned along with her books."
[ awkward murder fantasy confession ]
'scuse me while I nod my head and look for an excuse to leave the room.
Sorry nope, 50 shades is all I need.
GOD you are a genius a PURE genius
these makeup tutorials make me laugh so hard, best series on youtube!
50dollars50shades is a campaign that proposes we donate the money a cinema trip would cost to organisations that help women who suffer/ed domestic abuse, i think it's a great idea and wanted to share :)
Perfect as always
Genius. Actually genius. You're so brilliant its chilling. You need to run for office or become a speaker or something!!! The world needs you.
as hilarious and accurate this commentary is, i'm probably still gonna use this make up look though tbh 😂
I can't stop laughing, you're amazing. I stopped counting how many people i've heard saying that 50sog is not abuse but i'm glad i finally found someone who agrees with me.
:Why do some people like Cheese and some people hate it ?" LOL I am done
I love your tutorials. They're always filled with so much sarcasm and snark, and make my day.
I love these tutorials because they're hilarious and I get to sit here for five minutes in awe of how pretty you are.
I CANNOT HANDLE YOUR HUMOR IT IS SO PERFECT good god you're perfect.
the eye makeup is legit beautiful tho. perfectly blended
Hahahah girl I don't even know why I haven't discovered your channel earlier. I just love your content and humor. keep it up. :)
PLAY THIS ON MY DEATH BED I SWEAR TO GOD SHE IS MY QUEEN
i might genuinely be in love with you and your makeup tutorials
This was absolutely perfect
This is perfection Taylor!!!
Always excited when i see her videos in my subscriptions
How are you so timeless and iconic????
You never cease to amaze Taylor! Again, your make up tutorial is creative and on point. I hope the ignorant masses who follows this franchise stumbles upon this video and reevaluate where they choose to spend their precious time and money. It should certainly not be wasted on works of fiction that promotes unhealthy standards when it comes to relationship, sex and the female body.
THE BLUSH METAPHOR AWW YEAH Taylor you have absolutely murdered yet another awful societal theme. Congrats on everything; this is fantastic.
changed my mind i love everything about this video
This is the tutorial I've been waiting for. Seriously. Thank you.
I LOVE YOUR MAKEUP TUTORIALS!!!!!!! never stop
I LOVE THIS THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
This is even funnier if you've read the book (or at least read the "funny quotes from FSoG" collections) because you get all the inside references. ("Communist Manifesto" "Samba with some salsa moves" "Laters baby" "Deer/headlights, moth/flame, bird/snake")
GOD BLESS YOUR EXISTENCE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
this might be my fave video of 2015
As always - completely perfect!
yas!!! this is literally perfect!
Brilliant! Someone was trying to convince me to see the movie last night and wouldn't take no for an answer.. Oh the irony!
i love her so freaking much
How do you only have 130,000 subscriptions. You deserve more than 7 mill. You are my favorite beauty-ish guru
I WAS HOPING THIS WAS COMING!!
I LOVE your channel so much. You're so funny and right and good at doing makeup at the same time :D
So on point and done so hilariously, as always! This tutorial is far better than the 50 Shades franchise could ever be.
Perfect, as all of your makeup tutorials are.
You are awesome and your make up tutorials are amazing. I can't stop laughing and probably will keep watching this for ages
I know this is supposed to be satirical but I'm going to try this makeup look out, it's super cute!
You've outdone yourself on this one! I'd say it's your best makeup tutorial yet
YOU'RE LITERALLY PERFECT THIS IS ART THANK YO
50 shades is such trash taylor this parody saved me
YESS thank you! So happy this happened!
This video deserves much more views
Moving everything else aside: this lip colour really suits you! :3
this is hilarious
This is your best makeup tutorial yet!!!!
THANKS THIS IS RAD
I READ ALL THE BOOKS (don't hate me) BUT THIS IS SO FUNNY AND TRUE
On point with your humour please carry on they're soooo funny I'm sending this to everyone
this is my favorite channel
Haha I love how you're serving us sass with a totally awesome makeup look which I will wear tomorrow!
Seriously, I love your makeup tutorials! They’re hilarious! XD
Does anyone know what lip product she is using? It is amazing and I lust for that color. Also. This video was perfect. As usual.
Don't worry! Book 3 will probably get a part 1 and 2, look movie adaptations of book series tend to do now. Yay?
you are so fabulous and well spoken! Love it.
so much detail on the white eyeshadow XD
This make up tutorial gives me life! XD So much shade!
Omg i love your makeup tutorials!!!
I knew before I clicked this video was going to full of shade..
I was no disappointed :)
Too amazing for words.
Bomb as heck makeup, and social commentary on point too
this is why i love you and your videos
Loved this video. I love all of them. But seriously... I need to know what your lip color is, because I need it in my life.
Thank you!
Absolutely amazing.
This is actually a lot like Korean make up! I love the brightness/pinkiness of your face & the soft edged lips. The eyes are a bit too intense to be Korean but very close over all ;) ...& of course, compliments on the HILARIOUS video!
OKAY THIS MAKE UP IS ON POINT THOUGH
I just noticed you're using mostly if not all products by Michelle Pham and I absolutely love how pretty you look in this! Oh and totally agree with everything you've said about 50 shades, Film Theory poked apart every scene in that movie.
Hahahaha, this video is the perfect description of my feelings about those books.
You are awesome!! :D
This is pure gold.
Oh my god this is everything I've ever wanted, so so funny. And I'm glad someone finally pointed out the never saying the word vagina thing, I really don't understand how this author can call this book erotica when she can't even bring herself to write the word 'vagina'
This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen. I’m going to a 50 Shades Darker themed
ball. I have the gray dress and mask and
just need makeup tips. Loved the
tutorial! Ummmm, yeah, I won’t be seeing
it at the movies.
Thank you for existing