Half-Life 2 Done Quicker - HL2 Speedrun in

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  • @v33nod3
    @v33nod3 5 лет назад +4124

    Combine: "All units be advised. Suspect last seen traveling down Highway 17 at 180MPH on foot."

    • @dunndunn3850
      @dunndunn3850 5 лет назад +89

      Speeding at its finest.

    • @joebaker8235
      @joebaker8235 4 года назад +141

      Other combine: sir i don’t think that’s logically poss... holy shit what the fuck was that. is that freeman?

    • @cadetwright6496
      @cadetwright6496 4 года назад +41

      I think it's called the Freeman 9000

    • @doubleback190xbox3
      @doubleback190xbox3 4 года назад +28

      Hev Mark 5 Now with Hyper Powered Legs!

    • @catonium0
      @catonium0 4 года назад +7

      Not with noclip

  • @joep.k.2953
    @joep.k.2953 4 года назад +2191

    “Pick up that can.”
    *steps on it and flies away*
    “That’s not what I meant.”

    • @SealWithAGlock
      @SealWithAGlock 4 года назад +43

      the people at valve watching this:
      you weren't supposed to do that!

    • @bob-omb1217
      @bob-omb1217 4 года назад +25

      "No! This isn't how you're supposed to play the game!"

    • @oroel4910
      @oroel4910 4 года назад +12

      @@bob-omb1217 haha propfy go brrr

    • @Heyguyz132
      @Heyguyz132 3 года назад +3

      @@oroel4910 haha physics police here and your gonna goo brrrr into jail brrr

    • @pannomic1818
      @pannomic1818 3 года назад

      @@Heyguyz132 haha Havok go *E,E,E,E*

  • @kylefinn5301
    @kylefinn5301 4 года назад +1626

    Alyx: “I can’t believe you made it here so quickly on foot”
    Eli: “I believe he broke your record”

    • @walkingmarshmallow6895
      @walkingmarshmallow6895 4 года назад +38

      HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @thehahagamer07
      @thehahagamer07 3 года назад +55

      The speed running website every time there’s a new half life speed run record

    • @plur5ever
      @plur5ever 3 года назад +2

      Yeah

    • @sagnost
      @sagnost 3 года назад +24

      he didn't break her record
      He absolutely destroyed it

    • @TitaniumSteelGreatest
      @TitaniumSteelGreatest 3 года назад +6

      Broke your record by... 3 hours.

  • @KedaiNasi
    @KedaiNasi 3 года назад +588

    28:00 is the coolest shit I've seen. almost died but the timely thrown box heals Gordon while speedrunning. absolute madlad

    • @ethangg974
      @ethangg974 2 года назад +6

      Indonesia ya banh

    • @CurvedSlightly
      @CurvedSlightly Месяц назад +1

      ou need to get out more, bruh

    • @KedaiNasi
      @KedaiNasi Месяц назад

      @@CurvedSlightly and get covid? it was pandemic at that time, retard

  • @KFCArbiter
    @KFCArbiter 8 лет назад +7923

    Imagine being a combine soldier based at a quiet outpost on the coast line, nice and peaceful, seagulls chirping and waves crashing. Not much resistance to take care of. Your only orders are to stop one man. Easy.
    Then you see him, cutting through the air at Mach 20, glass shatters when he passes and is already gone before you can react.
    30 minutes late you hear the citadel has been destroyed

  • @fdynamics
    @fdynamics 8 лет назад +3994

    "I can't believe you got here so quickly on foot"

    • @LeMustache
      @LeMustache 8 лет назад +32

      LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MandrakeHorse
      @MandrakeHorse 8 лет назад +362

      "I believe he broke your record, honey!"

    • @kevybevy
      @kevybevy 8 лет назад +5

      +fdynamics ahahahaha

    • @turreu
      @turreu 8 лет назад +168

      +fdynamics G-Man: "It seems as if, you only just arrived." - Yeah, 40 minutes ago

    • @yaroseau2811
      @yaroseau2811 8 лет назад +18

      Gordon Freeman the bunny-hopper.

  • @rhysf.505
    @rhysf.505 4 года назад +549

    *Who would win?*
    A multi-dimensional trans-species empire with their own Dyson sphere
    _or_
    A scientist with a paint can

    • @hagrud9554
      @hagrud9554 2 года назад +16

      Don't underestimate the power of the paint!

    • @zselimegmen8714
      @zselimegmen8714 2 года назад +3

      now we need to see
      a scientist with a paint can vs
      Steve with dirt block

    • @pukewave69
      @pukewave69 2 года назад +7

      he does have a degree in theoretical physics
      as in the physics of this game are theoretical

  • @jamessinclair2898
    @jamessinclair2898 4 года назад +104

    "Man takes down government on his lunch break"

  • @HP2ViD
    @HP2ViD 7 лет назад +599

    - Do you have a spare can of soup?
    - Yeah, here. Why?
    *Flies off in the distance*

  • @corningt0n
    @corningt0n 8 лет назад +2101

    this is a nice surf map

    • @corningt0n
      @corningt0n 8 лет назад +7

      Jared O'Brien I try jar hed! c;

    • @bruhSaintJohn
      @bruhSaintJohn 8 лет назад +7

      It's called Defrag

    • @lordvader6481
      @lordvader6481 5 лет назад +5

      Too bad playing this in the tf2 engine I slower, cause jumps are slightly higher than hl2

    • @Theshadow4873
      @Theshadow4873 2 года назад +2

      @@lordvader6481 try playing as scout

  • @LAAV69
    @LAAV69 3 года назад +123

    Gordon: lands gracefully in a puddle at 374 mph
    Me, a source engine junkie: yeah, right, of course

  • @TheAverageChannelx
    @TheAverageChannelx 3 года назад +84

    I can imagine Breen watch from the citadel as the force of nature that is Gordan Freeman razes hell throughout City 19 and he only has 40 minutes to think "the Combine never stood a chance, none of us did"

    • @crabulonbestgirl9130
      @crabulonbestgirl9130 2 года назад +8

      A week and 40 minutes because there is a 1 week time jump after entanglement

  • @GamingMarine
    @GamingMarine 4 года назад +2581

    Civilian: "I didn't see you get on."
    Freeman: "Nor did you see me get off."

    • @KyokuiGhostASMR
      @KyokuiGhostASMR 4 года назад +56

      This is where I get off...

    • @joaquingonzalez834
      @joaquingonzalez834 4 года назад +35

      gordon freeman speaks
      *wait thats illegal*

    • @CrappyIce
      @CrappyIce 4 года назад +9

      *tips fedora*

    • @FnD4212
      @FnD4212 4 года назад +9

      Civilian: _Why I even bother...._

    • @ILLI4T
      @ILLI4T 3 года назад +8

      Civilian: "I didn't see you get on."
      Freeman: "..."

  • @SmityHead
    @SmityHead 7 лет назад +4518

    when you only have 1 hour trial.

    • @luheartswarm4573
      @luheartswarm4573 7 лет назад +69

      SmityHead that brings me back

    • @somerandomname3124
      @somerandomname3124 7 лет назад +371

      When Steam says you can refund a game with less than two hours of playtime.

    • @viridian6812
      @viridian6812 7 лет назад +16

      What kinda drugs did you take before writing this comment? Can you share?

    • @tobi-b
      @tobi-b 7 лет назад +6

      SmityHead u have 2 hours on steam

    • @landlockedcroat1554
      @landlockedcroat1554 6 лет назад +3

      SmityHead lol

  • @Patrick_The_Pure
    @Patrick_The_Pure 4 года назад +100

    "This is as close to stealth as i get" - Gorgeous Freeman

  • @cant-kb8lm
    @cant-kb8lm 4 года назад +77

    Speed limit sign: **Exists**
    Gordon: *"Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!"*

  • @EnzoLebold
    @EnzoLebold 5 лет назад +1909

    15:34 smashing the speed limit sign is symbolic

    • @dunndunn3850
      @dunndunn3850 5 лет назад +120

      “Speed limit of 30 miles an hour? Fuck that, we’re going 300!!”
      It’s just so funny, how that sign came and gone. XD

    • @Rother-bg2mb
      @Rother-bg2mb 4 года назад +2

      yuh

    • @Adam0Null
      @Adam0Null 3 года назад +8

      It's Actually Funny as Shit lol

    • @shoopdahoop2221
      @shoopdahoop2221 2 года назад +4

      honest to god i wonder if they did that on purpose

    • @J09-555
      @J09-555 2 года назад +5

      @@shoopdahoop2221 Probably a coincidence that the sign was in the way but it would be funny if they somehow did that intentionally lol.

  • @BR23Channel
    @BR23Channel 5 лет назад +1559

    "We dont go to ravenholm..."
    Gordon: "yea, we fly over it"

    • @lordvader6481
      @lordvader6481 5 лет назад +1

      Fair enough

    • @Iresu_
      @Iresu_ 5 лет назад +11

      the title says "We don't go to ravenholm" so Gordon just go through it

    • @arccostello8569
      @arccostello8569 4 года назад +3

      Well it makes the “Zombie chopper” achievement easier, (Doug it was fun but I didn’t do glitches or know how to do glitch’s, playing through ravenholm with only the gravity gun was fun tbh

    • @ultrakillmustdie
      @ultrakillmustdie 4 года назад +1

      Gordon:

    • @aleistercrowley6311
      @aleistercrowley6311 4 года назад

      666 like

  • @Mach30_SS
    @Mach30_SS 3 года назад +114

    17:46 dont ya just hate when a headcrab sends you to another dimension?

  • @mrpenguin4350
    @mrpenguin4350 3 года назад +184

    10:09 "I can't believe you made it this far on foot"
    Gordon: *_Actually it was on wooden pallet_*

    • @theresa.y5221
      @theresa.y5221 Год назад +5

      "i like to fly by wooden pallet and abh"

  • @halfi593
    @halfi593 7 лет назад +1758

    27:03
    *''FOLLOW FREEMAN''*
    Good luck!

    • @TheYagich
      @TheYagich 7 лет назад +39

      You think they might have trouble doing that? Because I--*GODDAMNIT FREEMAN COME BACK HERE*

    • @tipsybun
      @tipsybun 7 лет назад +53

      If you look back at the start, HE'S FASTER THAN A TRAIN

    • @TrexxikLT
      @TrexxikLT 7 лет назад +2

      Simply Ryan

    • @halfi593
      @halfi593 7 лет назад +5

      Trexxik Yes, I am indeed Simply Ryan. Nothing more.

    • @Maltemller
      @Maltemller 7 лет назад +24

      If you are gonna follow freeman then you need to know how to fly 10 kilometers in the air in about 2 secs

  • @Gideon_the_Seraph
    @Gideon_the_Seraph 7 лет назад +478

    Fun Fact: All this is happening when Gordon is riding the train to City 17, he's just daydreaming while high as a kite.

    • @harveycrook5365
      @harveycrook5365 7 лет назад +26

      "They put something in the water... to...to make you trip balls"

    • @johnes4882
      @johnes4882 7 лет назад +39

      Don't drink the water... they put something in it... to make you daydream about flying down the canals at mach 5...

    • @jamessleeper2477
      @jamessleeper2477 7 лет назад +15

      looks like gordon from freemans mind found those "happy pills"

  • @chunkycomet9117
    @chunkycomet9117 3 года назад +65

    I love how he didn't have any loading screens, old version with the full map instead of sections made it so much easier

    • @clairevoyanceSLA
      @clairevoyanceSLA 3 года назад +28

      this actually does have loading screens, many more than usual due to the high amount of saveloading, however this run is rendered with demos from the game, which do not include loading screens/times

  • @krisolson6515
    @krisolson6515 3 года назад +321

    12:38 I love how he points out this hilarious little easter egg as he’s in the middle of setting the world record

  • @Veloziraptor111
    @Veloziraptor111 4 года назад +1610

    Gordon Freeman is a theoretical physicist. Emphasis on theoretical.

    • @CraneoHR
      @CraneoHR 4 года назад +69

      "If I rub this cylinder here for long enough the citadel will be destroyed!"

    • @_Cleveland_
      @_Cleveland_ 4 года назад +14

      Therefore he is the only person able to air surf on wood.
      *oop* and on any other object.

    • @kylefinn5301
      @kylefinn5301 4 года назад +13

      Quantum tunneling at its finest

    • @blitz7488
      @blitz7488 3 года назад +6

      Theoretically, he knows about physics, *IN THEORY*

    • @cantaffordmanga3908
      @cantaffordmanga3908 3 года назад +4

      Then you could theoretically solve this puzzle!

  • @naurunappula1
    @naurunappula1 7 лет назад +1084

    Gordon killed Nihilanth in about 20 minutes after Resoinnance Cascade.
    Gordon blew up Citadel in about 40 minutes after stepping off the train.
    Lesson: Don't fuck with Gordon Freeman.

    • @johnbadman3340
      @johnbadman3340 7 лет назад +72

      GUYS SOMEONE JUST BROKE INTO MY HOUSE PLEASE CALL THE POLICE I DON'T WANT HIM TO HEAR MEGFDSGEWGGKHVHAIDHHFIHSADSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @johnbadman3340
      @johnbadman3340 7 лет назад +97

      I am fine. Do not contact the authorities. I will never comment on youtube again

    • @senjuebro
      @senjuebro 7 лет назад +18

      The Untitled Project ur fucking brilliant

    • @ajddavid452
      @ajddavid452 7 лет назад +15

      just wait he will do half-life 3 in 60 minutes

    • @colbyjackextracheese6249
      @colbyjackextracheese6249 7 лет назад +6

      ajddavid452 seconds*

  • @owenstephens3389
    @owenstephens3389 4 года назад +35

    I like to believe that the speedruns for half life 1 and 2 are canon and that the gman saw Freeman as this unstoppable force of nature and just unleashed it on the combine as a way of going "let's just see where this goes"

  • @RizterMeast
    @RizterMeast Год назад +9

    “7 hour war? Give me 30 minutes” - Gordon, probably

  • @jeefberky9101
    @jeefberky9101 4 года назад +1805

    Now I understand why the characters treat gordon like a god, I was playing the game wrong

    • @supergirlpyro5705
      @supergirlpyro5705 3 года назад +13

      Nope you were playing it right this a speed run it’s not meant to be how u play it

    • @jeefberky9101
      @jeefberky9101 3 года назад +98

      @@supergirlpyro5705 Gurl I ain't that stupid, it's in the title.

    • @supergirlpyro5705
      @supergirlpyro5705 3 года назад +21

      @@jeefberky9101 oh well it seems I am definitely the stupid one here

    • @FrostyTheOne_
      @FrostyTheOne_ 3 года назад +4

      @@supergirlpyro5705 yes

    • @vagodinfir1636
      @vagodinfir1636 3 года назад +7

      @@supergirlpyro5705 r/woooosh

  • @Frying1Pans
    @Frying1Pans 7 лет назад +931

    0:31
    "I didn't see you get on"
    Well he also didn't see him get off

  • @branchy2000inc
    @branchy2000inc 3 года назад +44

    I absolutely love watching the Source engine be completely ripped apart in runs like this

  • @thebandanadee8265
    @thebandanadee8265 4 года назад +21

    28:11 "Dr. Freeman! Since you shut off the suppressor-"
    *Ascension of the Freeman™*

  • @dandy3403
    @dandy3403 6 лет назад +1159

    Gman said smell the ashes, not snort them

  • @branescan
    @branescan 7 лет назад +403

    16:44
    *sees Gordon flying through*
    "YOU THERE"
    *JUMPS ON SAND*
    "YOU IDIOT"

    • @matthewadams3565
      @matthewadams3565 7 лет назад +33

      anth0ny and then there's a sonic boom as Gordon flies right through Nova Prospekt

    • @shiny1556
      @shiny1556 7 лет назад +8

      anth0ny *YoU dIStUrbEd thE AnTLionS*

    • @SeanKula
      @SeanKula 4 года назад +2

      Lmao

  • @trulyimpossible4124
    @trulyimpossible4124 3 года назад +37

    I'd love to see this with fixed camera spots so it just cuts to an empty shot then you hear prop glitching and Gordon comes careening around the corner

  • @internetstrangerstrangerofweb
    @internetstrangerstrangerofweb 4 года назад +25

    In this version of the lore, freeman is wanted for breaking the reality speed limit.

  • @hyperxd8357
    @hyperxd8357 5 лет назад +2101

    I like how Alex is in a normal conversation while Gordon is climbing the walls like a cockroach

  • @MrSandvichMann
    @MrSandvichMann 7 лет назад +386

    2:19 i love how Gordon doesn't need a crowbar when he can just smash shit with his face

  • @thebostinteaparty3594
    @thebostinteaparty3594 2 года назад +16

    2:46 Imagine being in that heli and just seeing Gordon on a pallet moving at you

  • @deftrascal1626
    @deftrascal1626 3 года назад +16

    I like to think that Gordon Freeman in canon moves like this and he’s able to do it because he understands physics and how to manipulate it better than anyone, that’s why he’s able to defeat an interdimensional empire single handedly

    • @gneu1527
      @gneu1527 5 месяцев назад

      I feel like he canonically moves fast and bhops (except for flying with props of course) because well, theoretical physics.

  • @nazek4216
    @nazek4216 8 лет назад +3471

    Nvidia must hate you guys. This is *not* the way it was meant to be played.

    • @JohnDoe-uq2qd
      @JohnDoe-uq2qd 8 лет назад +24

      +Nazek42 What does Nvidia have to do with it?

    • @nazek4216
      @nazek4216 8 лет назад +342

      +fizzle mygrizzle Their slogan is "The way it was meant to be played".

    • @hhaste
      @hhaste 8 лет назад +229

      +fizzle mygrizzle Look up. You see that? That's the joke going right over your head, lmao

    • @UltraTaco223
      @UltraTaco223 8 лет назад +23

      lmao what a square lol what kind of nerd doesnt know what nvidia is??

    • @JohnDoe-uq2qd
      @JohnDoe-uq2qd 8 лет назад +63

      skr1p7k1dd Just because I don't know their slogan doesn't mean I don't know the company

  • @ieatgarbage8771
    @ieatgarbage8771 2 года назад +17

    For anyone who hasn’t read description: this is the old engine, so you’re seeing genuine bhopping, not ABH. I’m pretty sure they went with the old engine because there’s more places where you can phase thru walls.

  • @Wyvern201
    @Wyvern201 4 года назад +41

    The sassy/furious way Gordon threw the radio in Eli's lab was fucking hilarious.

  • @GarishBus045
    @GarishBus045 7 лет назад +330

    "I didn't see you get on."
    Proceeds to phase through the train window.

  • @ghrisman8145
    @ghrisman8145 6 лет назад +318

    Is it ironic that Gordon is a physicist and he is actively breaking the laws of physics

    • @cdojwolfey9290
      @cdojwolfey9290 5 лет назад +3

      Feckle Heckle yea 😂

    • @puppet4978
      @puppet4978 5 лет назад +26

      It's Gordon Freeman's Laws of Physics

    • @Triffgits
      @Triffgits 5 лет назад +8

      Why do you think he became a physicist?

    • @ToomanyFrancis
      @ToomanyFrancis 5 лет назад +14

      He's a theoretical physicist, which makes more sense than just a physicist, but slightly less sense than if he was a quantum physicist.

    • @happysedits
      @happysedits 5 лет назад +9

      He's just abusing quantum mechanics that haven't been found yet by other scientists

  • @jalugamer3515
    @jalugamer3515 2 года назад +23

    12:20 that was so perfectly timed

  • @thisisahandle01
    @thisisahandle01 4 года назад +9

    10:05
    Alyx: I can’t believe you made it so quickly on foot!
    Eli: I believe he broke your record, honey!
    Gordon: *You don’t say...*

  • @violetseek
    @violetseek 7 лет назад +736

    What a way to rise and shine.

    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee 7 лет назад +18

      A fucked up way.

    • @flurbleman4486
      @flurbleman4486 7 лет назад +31

      "Rise and shi- oh, i guess you have somewhere to be then"

    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee 7 лет назад +8

      Well sun actually doesn't move so yeah.

    • @lbgstzockt8493
      @lbgstzockt8493 7 лет назад +1

      UnfortuneLess sun moves but only when wieved from certain points. ever heard if relative speed?

    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee 7 лет назад

      Yes, but not in detail.

  • @mrpokemon1186
    @mrpokemon1186 4 года назад +1150

    Gordon got a degree in theoretical physics then made physics theoretical.

    • @lazyvideoproductions2979
      @lazyvideoproductions2979 4 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @TheMinecraftACMan
      @TheMinecraftACMan 3 года назад +46

      My personal headcannon is that the resonance cascade from HL1 just completely changed how physics worked, and that's why Gordon can do this shit.

    • @theonlybass8947
      @theonlybass8947 3 года назад +46

      @@TheMinecraftACMan He could bhop before the cascade in HL1, so not necessarily. My conjecture is that all the physicists from black mesa could bhop, but most of them were killed by the HECU soldiers or the Xen aliens. In HL2 we just never see them do it because Eli is missing a leg and Kleiner is always in his lab lol.

    • @BoomiestBomb
      @BoomiestBomb 3 года назад +5

      Underrated comment

    • @the_nowak2931
      @the_nowak2931 3 года назад +3

      Underrated comment

  • @rscals
    @rscals 3 года назад +49

    My parents explaining how they used to get to school:

  • @venrakdrake
    @venrakdrake 2 года назад +17

    15:10 was honestly the slickest part of the run

  • @oopsiedaisy2048
    @oopsiedaisy2048 6 лет назад +567

    Imagine having orders to take this dude down and then he just clips into the fourth dimension

  • @m.maddix2130
    @m.maddix2130 7 лет назад +1756

    12:41
    *Alyx*: "Here is the Gravity-Gun."
    *Gordon*: "YO BITCH, ain't got time for that shit!"
    **flies away on a paint can**

  • @goldengear3129
    @goldengear3129 4 года назад +11

    10:08 "i can't believe you made it so quickly on foot" yeah, neither can i.

  • @ElSoloNoco
    @ElSoloNoco 4 года назад +10

    Man I thought this was all done at once until I read its segmented 500+ sections, even still this run is insane, God level, you have risen above humanity 😂

  • @4RT1LL3RY
    @4RT1LL3RY 7 лет назад +449

    "Collision between objects is merely the expected outcome so via quantum mechanics, this tin can, and amazingly buff legs I will proceed to ignore this walls existence."
    ~Gordon Freeman: Theoretical Physicist

    • @Maddinhpws
      @Maddinhpws 6 лет назад +6

      "Observation of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Entanglement on Supraquantum Structures by Induction Through Nonlinear Transuranic Crystal of Extremely Long Wavelength (ELW) Pulse from Mode-Locked Source Array"
      Is his PHD after all, so well maybe thats the thing xD

  • @sirjanska9575
    @sirjanska9575 7 лет назад +448

    On Black Mesa East
    Alyx: "Oh, Gordon. The vortigaunts said you were here. I can't believe you made it so quickly on foot."
    Eli: "I believe he broke your record honey"
    I think so too.

    • @liamvogl1703
      @liamvogl1703 7 лет назад +6

      Matias Holm you just made my day :) Half Life 2 is just such an amazing Game

    • @RealShuraalex
      @RealShuraalex 7 лет назад +30

      And then Alyx spends the rest of her free time trying to break the record by staring at a tin can and mumbling "How does he go through a wall with this.."

    • @shoopdahoop2221
      @shoopdahoop2221 7 лет назад +12

      EdgyFinsk "You see Alyx, gordon has powers beyond any living being. He saves the very fabric of existance in its current state and then resets the entire universe back to that state"

    • @sirjanska9575
      @sirjanska9575 7 лет назад

      shoopdahoop22 Your sir are destined to write anime.

  • @novo995
    @novo995 4 года назад +7

    16:44 "You there! Stay where you ar- "
    "Y O U I D I O T"

  • @samuels1123
    @samuels1123 2 года назад +6

    30:50 gordon clinging on to the pod because he doesn't know how to close the door

  • @GermaphobeMusic
    @GermaphobeMusic 4 года назад +2507

    The speedrun for Half Life: Alyx will need a lot of puke buckets.

    • @tutucatm2267
      @tutucatm2267 4 года назад +211

      Holy shit I imagined a speedruner doing a accelerated backhop and puking all over the ground lmao

    • @celeb-seventeen
      @celeb-seventeen 4 года назад +56

      and also a headache

    • @szwagier50
      @szwagier50 4 года назад +99

      And alot of money for the broken equipment and furniture

    • @theneo2008
      @theneo2008 4 года назад +7

      Agree.

    • @Justin-qb1yw
      @Justin-qb1yw 4 года назад +31

      That guy is probably gonna noclip through the planet

  • @MadCarTK
    @MadCarTK 5 лет назад +1000

    "Watch out for the Hoppers! They're everywhere!"
    Gordon: "I, am the one who hops!" *jumps across entire map*

    • @birolklp5574
      @birolklp5574 5 лет назад +9

      Gordon truly learned from the masters, and now he has become the master

    • @SkyeRoseVT1073
      @SkyeRoseVT1073 4 года назад +8

      The hoppers: *sad hopper noises

    • @terraventus22
      @terraventus22 Год назад +5

      This is the exact moment when Gordon Freeman became John Half-Life

    • @gmodiscool14
      @gmodiscool14 Год назад +6

      aint no way you made this breaking bad reference 4 years ago

    • @MadCarTK
      @MadCarTK Год назад +1

      @@gmodiscool14 Yos.

  • @ocsanik502
    @ocsanik502 3 года назад +5

    Alyx : "Here's the gravity gu-"
    Gordon : "Thanks, But I'm on the clock right now, We can talk laaateeeeeeeeeee-"
    *proceeds to phase through the cealing after taking gravity gun*

  • @thepausebuttonmedia3559
    @thepausebuttonmedia3559 3 года назад +7

    Alyx’s face clipping through wood plank intensifies

  • @patrickworthington3900
    @patrickworthington3900 6 лет назад +594

    We don't go TO ravenholm, we go THROUGH ravenholm

    • @XFanmarX
      @XFanmarX 5 лет назад +11

      In about 3 minutes. What the hell Gordon.

    • @Swaglordfawful
      @Swaglordfawful 5 лет назад +8

      patt correction, * We go *OVER* ravenholm

    • @lordgaben1214
      @lordgaben1214 5 лет назад

      We fly over Ravenholm

  • @GregJonson
    @GregJonson 7 лет назад +490

    "Ah, Gordon! I can't believe you made it so quickly on foot!"
    "I believe he broke your record, honey!"
    If only they knew.

    • @shawnlatour1825
      @shawnlatour1825 6 лет назад +22

      Greg Jonson Fun fact: The resistance does this to mobilize quickly.

    • @snowmane7871
      @snowmane7871 5 лет назад

      Lmao

  • @deepinside9477
    @deepinside9477 2 года назад +6

    This guy completed the game quicker than it took me to get off the train at city 17

  • @thefalconmckwean
    @thefalconmckwean Год назад +4

    You could tell me this is a TAS from 2023 and I'd easily believe you. Impressive stuff.

  • @fleggy5050
    @fleggy5050 5 лет назад +218

    Breaking news: 7 hour war ended in 40 minutes because of flying, palette-riding scientist.

  • @lleavesinautumn
    @lleavesinautumn 8 лет назад +276

    **DEAD** Gman: yo gordon
    **DEAD** Gman: if you don't script
    **DEAD** Gman: you wanna give me bhop lessons?
    **DEAD** Gman: i'm fucking kidding
    **DEAD** Gman: its obvious.

    • @bserk5
      @bserk5 8 лет назад +1

      +5BAR lmfao

    • @Sarastrasza
      @Sarastrasza 8 лет назад +9

      +5BAR LIKE A SPEED DEMOM

    • @drunkN
      @drunkN 8 лет назад +26

      +5BAR
      Console: He's not scripting.
      Kleiner: LOL
      Eli: ADMINS LIE
      Barney: haha
      Gman: admin he's doing it sideways
      Alyx: SERIOUSLY WHAT A JOKE

    • @atomlib
      @atomlib 8 лет назад +9

      admin he doing it sideways

    • @Sang1337
      @Sang1337 8 лет назад +8

      +5BAR kid just no cliped

  • @vali6765
    @vali6765 2 года назад +5

    27:03 "Follow freeman", don't pretend like they could follow him.

  • @Aimerrrrrr
    @Aimerrrrrr 8 лет назад +350

    im famous now for my 3 second segment, best straight line jumper in the world

    • @roseworthy
      @roseworthy 8 лет назад +1

      best straightliner in existance

    • @donofcrumb4839
      @donofcrumb4839 8 лет назад +13

      What is the time? Want to worship your glorious jump. :3

    • @veyroxx2130
      @veyroxx2130 8 лет назад +33

      +Tim Johnson 2:28 best straight line ive ever seen

    • @lereff1382
      @lereff1382 8 лет назад

      +Tim Johnson 2:30

    • @jaredobrien4201
      @jaredobrien4201 8 лет назад

      +Aimerrrrrr Shit, I need to add you to the list of channels

  • @TheGrimstalker
    @TheGrimstalker 7 лет назад +341

    10:11 "I believe he broke your record honey" .. yeah by like a week

    • @Gryphon1-1
      @Gryphon1-1 7 лет назад +2

      TheGrimstalker No kidding man.

  • @piranhaP23
    @piranhaP23 4 года назад +16

    gman at the end was like “aight im going now freeman, take care” then he immediately remembers “hey, i forgot my keys.”

  • @hl2betafan
    @hl2betafan 2 года назад +4

    half life 1 in 20:41: the sequel

  • @semihdyngyldai4503
    @semihdyngyldai4503 6 лет назад +254

    Yes it's not "T.A.S." but it's "P.A.S." which stands for Plank Assisted Speedrun

    • @bruheffect6335
      @bruheffect6335 6 лет назад +13

      Semih Budak Insert audience laughing sound

    • @stardust6004
      @stardust6004 6 лет назад +4

      AND Can assisted Speedrun!

  • @AinsleyHarriott1
    @AinsleyHarriott1 7 лет назад +607

    That's Ravenholme. We don't go there anymore...
    *Glitches through wall into Ravenholme*

    • @rayhill1
      @rayhill1 6 лет назад +1

      Ainsley Harriott you cant tell me what to do

    • @metalvitezek7545
      @metalvitezek7545 6 лет назад +4

      Just Ravenholm

  • @justyouraverageperson9533
    @justyouraverageperson9533 4 года назад +6

    10:09 That's the magic of speed running for sure

  • @TeddyOG
    @TeddyOG 4 года назад +5

    "Yeah yeah whatever Vances, just meet me at the Citadel in half an hour"

  • @zatsune3035
    @zatsune3035 6 лет назад +645

    *Falls down from the sky*
    "minor fracture detected"

  • @Hexarth
    @Hexarth 7 лет назад +222

    27:53
    "HEARD YOU BEEN TALKING SHIT, TURRET"

  • @Dramilos
    @Dramilos 9 месяцев назад +3

    16:14 he was having way too much fun with this bro

  • @alextunstall6912
    @alextunstall6912 4 года назад +7

    30:07 that shot tho...

  • @Kapin05
    @Kapin05 6 лет назад +227

    You can only appreciate how quiet the canals sections are when you don't have the airboat engines blaring in your ears constantly.

  • @Tyler.LoggedIn
    @Tyler.LoggedIn 4 года назад +258

    "you there! Stop where you are!"
    *has literally flown over the entire beach within 17 seconds*

  • @alexshmrx61-74
    @alexshmrx61-74 3 года назад +7

    25:47 GORDON BRAKE SOUND BARRIER!!

  • @nikkoowo7162
    @nikkoowo7162 4 года назад +2

    Nice work and nice speedrun SourceRuns Team!

  • @ThomerTD
    @ThomerTD 6 лет назад +405

    Fun fact :
    He hasn't picked up any crowbar

    • @Zack-et9wj
      @Zack-et9wj 6 лет назад +3

      And also any Weapon

    • @rookiecf3399
      @rookiecf3399 6 лет назад +10

      Zack Immortal Gaming He got the gravity gun

    • @flarpyz7613
      @flarpyz7613 6 лет назад +8

      Zack Immortal Gaming he got the pistol actually

    • @ZaccoOfficial
      @ZaccoOfficial 6 лет назад +1

      he got the suit though

    • @astrobagans6182
      @astrobagans6182 6 лет назад +17

      This speedrun is faked. No crowbar means no halflife. Ban him from the leader boards

  • @jeefberky9101
    @jeefberky9101 4 года назад +733

    Imagine putting the microphone to your mouth, about to tell your squad you've spotted Gordon Freeman breaking the sound barrier, only to see him disappear through the ceiling.
    How do you explain that to your benefactors?

    • @szwagier50
      @szwagier50 4 года назад +77

      "Uhh target just phased through the ceiling"
      "lol what"
      "I'm serious. I think we should abort"
      "Prepare for permanent off-world assignment"
      "FOR FU-"

    • @sigmabean2463
      @sigmabean2463 4 года назад +10

      *our benefactors

    • @BRUHMOMENT1972
      @BRUHMOMENT1972 4 года назад +3

      You don't, just escape the city

    • @alfred0621
      @alfred0621 4 года назад +10

      "must've been the wind"

    • @largestbrain
      @largestbrain 4 года назад +27

      I have no idea where he is now because he hit me with a book and now I’m in scotland

  • @sobble_p
    @sobble_p 2 года назад +3

    "give the gravity gun a try, gordon!"
    "the primary trigger emits a-"
    "aaand hes gone. i knew i shouldve hid those paint cans"

  • @tux1468
    @tux1468 3 года назад +4

    GF: Bae come over
    Gordon: Can't, am being hunted down by the Combine
    GF: My parents aren't home
    Gordon:

    • @Marcelelias11
      @Marcelelias11 3 года назад

      Alyx parents are dead though

    • @sinksalesman1747
      @sinksalesman1747 3 года назад

      @@Marcelelias11 that statement is actually incorrect

  • @NotoriousPyro
    @NotoriousPyro 4 года назад +488

    Request to see this in 3rd person angles with Gordon flying around corners.

    • @Depressed_until_dead
      @Depressed_until_dead 4 года назад +5

      Agree

    • @dunktastic4232
      @dunktastic4232 3 года назад +3

      Agree

    • @ritz9987
      @ritz9987 3 года назад +2

      Agree

    • @starjojostar
      @starjojostar 3 года назад +12

      Thing is, Gordon's model isnt complete. They didnt rig it, animate, or texture it. It'd look weird.

    • @kingfordvr5863
      @kingfordvr5863 3 года назад +22

      @@starjojostar that’s why it would be good to watch

  • @biagiosarracino7361
    @biagiosarracino7361 7 лет назад +379

    i like the part where he jumps

    • @NaturesNarrativeFilms
      @NaturesNarrativeFilms 7 лет назад +11

      Biagio Sarracino I like the part where he goes fast

    • @johnbadman3340
      @johnbadman3340 7 лет назад +15

      i like the part where he goes through the map

    • @Starlight-ph5vw
      @Starlight-ph5vw 7 лет назад +4

      BiagioPro I like the part where he flies through the entire map without being stopped

    • @viridian6812
      @viridian6812 7 лет назад +5

      I like the part where I become fond of that specific part.

    • @GermaphobeMusic
      @GermaphobeMusic 7 лет назад +6

      I like the part where he becomes a god.

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 3 года назад +1

    "I didn't see you get on"
    "Exactly, I was never on the train to begin with"

  • @legogeneralgreivous8651
    @legogeneralgreivous8651 11 месяцев назад +1

    Alyx: “that’s the old passage to ravenholm, we don’t go there anymore…”
    Gordon: “interesting argument, unfortunately, I am in ravenholm”

  • @ryanmoore7927
    @ryanmoore7927 5 лет назад +581

    Has 10 health. Proceeds to ride an explosive barrel across the map xD

    • @mrhoundeye1064
      @mrhoundeye1064 5 лет назад +7

      I saw that comment instantly, when he was doing that...

    • @tartipouss
      @tartipouss 4 года назад +1

      Me too XD

    • @andreasroth131
      @andreasroth131 4 года назад +3

      Omg I saw the comment, looked up and in the same sekond he took the explosive barrel :O

    • @bruhmoment4633
      @bruhmoment4633 4 года назад +1

      No one cares about you three

    • @wackynix171
      @wackynix171 4 года назад +2

      8:27

  • @templates163
    @templates163 5 лет назад +1254

    me: >expecting just a lot of bhopping
    7 seconds after the intro: *yeets out of the train using wacky exploit, then yeets out of the map using a cinder block*
    me: oh epic

    • @jeremiahsmith4235
      @jeremiahsmith4235 4 года назад +5

      Trying to find the joke rn

    • @davidthechef8979
      @davidthechef8979 4 года назад +9

      half life one is bhopping half life 2 is nocliphopping

    • @Sundown_86
      @Sundown_86 4 года назад

      @@jeremiahsmith4235 stinky poopoo

    • @IlayarajaS1997
      @IlayarajaS1997 4 года назад +4

      There's a lot of surfing

    • @Toaster___Bath
      @Toaster___Bath 2 года назад +1

      i just played half life 2 tonight and thought "i bet this jump mechanic is used heaps" then saw this

  • @p.d.palacio
    @p.d.palacio 2 года назад +1

    "Yeah I might get into speedrunning Half Life, surely the strats can't be that hard"
    The strats:

  • @inklazer3447
    @inklazer3447 Месяц назад +1

    "I didn't see you get on." And you didn't see him get off either.

  • @someoneelse803
    @someoneelse803 6 лет назад +437

    10 minutes: you are in Black Mesa East.
    Me at 30 minutes: still at train station messing up with the props

  • @sidebazooka6900
    @sidebazooka6900 8 лет назад +92

    Citizen:"Didn't see you get on"
    Gordon:Aparrently breaks every single law of physics and passes through the walls of the train.
    Citizen:*complete silence after all*

    • @owenpendergrass3103
      @owenpendergrass3103 8 лет назад +1

      LOL

    • @user-vu8fm5vb4n
      @user-vu8fm5vb4n 7 лет назад

      no, he didnt breaked any law of physics.
      old source engine physics: he was croutching on last save, so i'll make him stand up with croutched hitbox next time he loads that save!
      **loads with prop stucks on his body**
      engine: hey! he's stuck! push him up next time save/load.