Proving With DNA That I Am Very White

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  • Опубликовано: 6 авг 2024
  • I finally prove with a DNA test that I am very white. Stick around to find out how amazing my DNA obviously is.
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  • @NuxTaku
    @NuxTaku 4 года назад +4507

    Did someone say "meat and potatoes"?

    • @Ok_Butterscotch1549
      @Ok_Butterscotch1549 4 года назад +73

      Nux Taku why does this comment have so few likes?

    • @Ok_Butterscotch1549
      @Ok_Butterscotch1549 4 года назад +33

      A S but it’s written by a RUclipsr and has a heart from CDawg. I would have expected people not flock over and make this a top comment like in every other video where a big channel comments on another channels video.

    • @continualvariability3345
      @continualvariability3345 4 года назад +17

      ZA nux was too "whoalsome" in ZE KAMENTO.
      Should have added something hentai-related

    • @taranraj.k.2810
      @taranraj.k.2810 4 года назад +9

      He's the white Asta

    • @rev1640
      @rev1640 4 года назад +5

      The anituber with the most annoying voice ever

  • @myriadofmadness4649
    @myriadofmadness4649 4 года назад +5864

    My friend is 100% European and, quite appropriately, her last name is White.

    • @scythescythe884
      @scythescythe884 4 года назад +232

      that's hilarious

    • @vfk5183
      @vfk5183 4 года назад +77

      Is her name very

    • @Circ00mspice
      @Circ00mspice 4 года назад +90

      My P.E. teacher is Black... Both his skin and on his I.D.

    • @user-gk7rn1qz6c
      @user-gk7rn1qz6c 4 года назад +82

      My last name is Brown and I'm Native American (canadian). Ironically, my great grandfather was Welsh and that's where I got my name lol

    • @Mike4Lifexx
      @Mike4Lifexx 4 года назад +10

      That is the literal opposite of irony.

  • @murrr1808
    @murrr1808 4 года назад +3852

    My parents got the Asian equivalent to Connor lol. They spent hundreds of dollars to find out my dad is 100% Japanese and my mom is 100% Filipino.

    • @a2point083
      @a2point083 3 года назад +78

      PLS😭

    • @albedox6428
      @albedox6428 3 года назад +42

      LOL

    • @Dread_2137
      @Dread_2137 3 года назад +434

      so u r 50/50 japanese-filipino
      perfectly balanced, as all things should be

    • @MajorlyBlue
      @MajorlyBlue 3 года назад +47

      hello half pinoy i am full pinoy

    • @MajorlyBlue
      @MajorlyBlue 3 года назад +43

      God I'm cringey..

  • @tantalus44
    @tantalus44 3 года назад +1234

    2000 years ago, Connor's ancestors decided that moving is too much effort.

  • @ninjamafia192
    @ninjamafia192 4 года назад +9388

    Does this mean Connor moving to Japan makes him the pioneer among his family?

    • @VoidStaresback
      @VoidStaresback 4 года назад +1043

      It's a rebellion.

    • @Anxious-creation
      @Anxious-creation 4 года назад +644

      hes the difference, they will exterminate, there has been a breach in the system.

    • @lrose1310
      @lrose1310 4 года назад +364

      He's the one who got out

    • @asdefree
      @asdefree 4 года назад +516

      His dad will never forgive the Japanese

    • @JulesThePsion
      @JulesThePsion 4 года назад +30

      I guess so, huh?

  • @kitteninc4393
    @kitteninc4393 4 года назад +10472

    Connor: am I as white as I think I am??? *skin literally reflects the ring lights*

    • @booperdooper1642
      @booperdooper1642 4 года назад +54

      Literally me lmao

    • @alexbmac8644
      @alexbmac8644 4 года назад +46

      black reflects better though

    • @user-iz8yt4th3e
      @user-iz8yt4th3e 4 года назад +13

      @Daniel von Strangle hi 1k like, how are you

    • @MiuIruma
      @MiuIruma 4 года назад +1

      Same tho

    • @goatmadej
      @goatmadej 4 года назад +30

      Alex bMac black absorbs light.

  • @emwatchesthings
    @emwatchesthings 4 года назад +955

    connor: i hate potatoes
    me, irish: *how dare you*

    • @philipbenhardb.velasco369
      @philipbenhardb.velasco369 3 года назад +27

      Potatoes betrayed the Irish a while back, now is the time to fight back!

    • @godofpotatos96
      @godofpotatos96 3 года назад +4

      me the god of potatoes:i hate my chieldren too

    • @jdjphotographynl
      @jdjphotographynl 3 года назад +3

      At least it's comforting to know Connor will never come to Ireland for the potatoes? ;)

    • @lorcanzo2498
      @lorcanzo2498 3 года назад +6

      @@philipbenhardb.velasco369 we forgive the potato’s don’t speak Hersey heathen

    • @user-yh7jq1iw2w
      @user-yh7jq1iw2w 3 года назад

      I know right?

  • @dialinglewis
    @dialinglewis 3 года назад +5630

    Me when i'm 1% italian and 1% japanese
    *I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream.*

  • @alyshawilliams5199
    @alyshawilliams5199 4 года назад +2494

    Last time I was this early, Connor was still calling people as Sebastian

    • @bletrick3352
      @bletrick3352 4 года назад +39

      Alysha Williams LMAO same!!! It’s amazing since when does he have 800+k subs 😂??? I remember when he had 87k. Feels so recent but it’s been years

    • @lucid9324
      @lucid9324 4 года назад +51

      I miss those call videos so much

    • @lpscutetm
      @lpscutetm 4 года назад +3

      Alysha Williams oh gods 😂😂😂

    • @GutPoacher
      @GutPoacher 4 года назад +13

      SHIT THAT'S WHERE I KNOW HIM FROM! His videos were being recommended to me and I didn't know why. Fuck yeah

    • @t.q.quinn25
      @t.q.quinn25 4 года назад +3

      That brings back so many memories lol

  • @kia-yj3vp
    @kia-yj3vp 4 года назад +826

    15 minutes of conner being insecure about him being white

    • @Cosmicfraud3209
      @Cosmicfraud3209 7 дней назад +1

      What's wrong with being 100 percent white? We are all humans I met a girl who was disappointed she was 99 percent Ghanaian pure black it is kinda sad it's like homogenous people think they are boring including some chineses as well

  • @AustinD_YT
    @AustinD_YT 3 года назад +2231

    Connor's family: We are a people of tradition! We have always served the queen, and we will forever!
    Connor: *leaves to Japan*
    Connor's family: Years of tradition! WASTED

    • @mau6068
      @mau6068 3 года назад +18

      Why does this have no comments but *gunshot effect*

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 3 года назад +11

      @@mau6068 everyone drinks tea

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 3 года назад +44

      A Welsh family supporting the Royal Family?
      *Spits*

    • @joshbentley2307
      @joshbentley2307 3 года назад +18

      @@ls200076 ? Most of Wales supports the royal family.
      Well support is a strong word, it’s more indifference but if they had the choice they’d keep them.

    • @mariaevens8969
      @mariaevens8969 3 года назад

      Welp, you know what they say about expanding / representing your Nation.
      It's a Huge responibility ^>^

  • @Prizzlesticks
    @Prizzlesticks 4 года назад +136

    So two years ago, I bought 23 and Me as a birthday gift for my sister, because she's always wanted to do a DNA test, and I have a spit phobia and wanted to see the health statistics for fun. Win-win.
    But we also found our long lost half sister, and she's a hoot. :D We reunited her with our dad, which is cool because her birth mum kinda snubbed her. And then just last month, my mom's first cousin reached out to my sister to ask about my mom, who was adopted. So now my mom might have the opportunity to meet her birth mom. It's kind of nice because her sister died last year, and she was kind of the last of our immediate family for my mum. So making new connections was pretty great, timing wise.
    But yeah, we're so fuckin' white. Uuuuh, no surprise there.

  • @tatltael_art
    @tatltael_art 4 года назад +4727

    If you wanted to know how white you were, we could've just asked you to read "cilantro" apparently.

    • @junisvault3157
      @junisvault3157 4 года назад +150

      You realise that cilantro is a Latin word? Aka a word from a "white" language.

    • @junisvault3157
      @junisvault3157 4 года назад +60

      @UC4wtpATQmFhk6KzToGSIoJw Wow you don't know linguistics. And where did Spanish take it from? From Latin. en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cilantro

    • @dayalasingh5853
      @dayalasingh5853 4 года назад +184

      @@tatltael_art Spanish is very much a white language

    • @minervasucicorbegoso2097
      @minervasucicorbegoso2097 4 года назад +164

      @@tatltael_art Spanish. The language invented by spaniards, who happen to be... Guess which race.

    • @hackerquin9490
      @hackerquin9490 4 года назад +40

      @@junisvault3157 take a minute to realise what you just said... Latin is stereotypically a "white language" you say? Mhmm, okay, then, please take a look at the words "Latino" and "Latina". Please, take a good, long look at these words and the people they're associated with. I'll wait... Oh, as well as, now, you're gonna have to follow me on this one, think about Latin America, which, is in fact South & Central America (most of actually, I believe some parts aren't considered Latin but whatever), Cuba, Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama, Costa Rica, Puerto Rico, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, and so forth. Now, do you know what languages are primarily spoken in these areas? _Spanish and Portuguese_ . it ain't that hard toots. Put the pieces together.

  • @CDawgVA
    @CDawgVA  4 года назад +1369

    I think it's going to say I'm white
    Just found out we call Cilantro Coriander in the UK. I love that shit.

  • @cyc2671
    @cyc2671 3 года назад +84

    Conner is one of the only people who can say I’m 100% white bread

  • @jessical4866
    @jessical4866 3 года назад +46

    The alcohol flush is something common in Asians when drinking. Apparently, when he drinks, my brother gets really red and looks way more wasted than he should.

  • @walnut_raisin2621
    @walnut_raisin2621 4 года назад +3478

    “Broken down by age”
    Connor: *existential crisis as the equations and numbers fly about his head*

    • @kipzonderkop1994
      @kipzonderkop1994 4 года назад +18

      That breakdown was hilarious 😂😂

    • @themello4119
      @themello4119 4 года назад

      NANI!!! I only realized that jack is black....

    • @themello4119
      @themello4119 4 года назад

      #unrelatedbuttrue ...

  • @idax358
    @idax358 4 года назад +1816

    The title should've been:
    Connor wastes 1 week of his life finding out he's even whiter than he thought he was

    • @terrorhorrorcryptid
      @terrorhorrorcryptid 4 года назад +112

      It says 6-8 weeks, so about a month and a half actually.

    • @Wood_969
      @Wood_969 4 года назад

      Meow

    • @ahleenah
      @ahleenah 4 года назад +2

      Yukki Kyouka
      I’m very sure he didn’t sit there and wait for the results all those weeks and did lot’s of other stuff instead. 1 week seems appropriate if you count together recording and editing of the video

  • @lilybird5803
    @lilybird5803 3 года назад +99

    My friend who's half white and half Japanese and Very Patriotic about Japan, found out he's only 10% Japanese and actually 20% Korean, 7% Chinese and 5% Philipino. They literally don't know where the other Asians came from 😅😅
    Im half Mexican and half Japanese but we have like no records on our Japanese family, and the Mexican side is super mixed from blonde blue eyes to black curly hair and dark skin/eyes, I'm extremely curious how all of that would break down in my genes 😅

    • @guillermocarranza451
      @guillermocarranza451 3 года назад +11

      Probably some type of Amerindian tribe from whichever part of Mexico combined with some European more likely than not Spanish usually from Andalucía and if you family came from eastern Mexico it’s likely that there is some African mixed in there from the slave trade and there could also be some Arabic Lebanese from the huge migrant waves in the early 20th century as for the Japanese there’s been small quantities of them entering the country since the 19th century but it’s also difficult to track due to how quick they were absorbed culturally into Mexican culture. In summary this is why we just say we are mestizos

    • @Pavlinka__
      @Pavlinka__ 2 года назад

      Your friend is Yakuza character! Everyone is Korean there. Fun.

    • @KHOiloveromeo
      @KHOiloveromeo Год назад

      Anything to do with Japanese occupation of Korea and China? 😬

  • @stefanobarbon
    @stefanobarbon 3 года назад +94

    connor: i have a neanderthal ancestry
    guys, we should of seen the clues

  • @braydon4627
    @braydon4627 4 года назад +1474

    Connor: Will this prove I am the whitest man alive
    Me: laughs in albino

    • @svimarie6844
      @svimarie6844 4 года назад +46

      Braydon Oh same, I’m albino too, lol.

    • @Angel-de4er
      @Angel-de4er 4 года назад +47

      Being albino is cheating

    • @aleygator
      @aleygator 4 года назад +6

      Solmarie솔마리 your pic tho........ sorry what that is not albino

    • @quidditch1991
      @quidditch1991 4 года назад +34

      @@aleygator their profile pic is Lay/ Zhang Yixing

    • @alianar.d.8724
      @alianar.d.8724 4 года назад +15

      @@aleygator Their pfp isn't even them? lmao

  • @latishavivian8673
    @latishavivian8673 4 года назад +1563

    Connor: *spits* "This is so gross, sorry to my editor"
    Editor: *THIS IS MY KINK BRO*

  • @spacialboy3883
    @spacialboy3883 3 года назад +147

    conner: "i'm one of the whitest people alive"
    conan o'brien: *laughs in 100% irish*

  • @nyxxrodriguez207
    @nyxxrodriguez207 4 года назад +250

    THE WAY HE SAID CILANTRODKSKJDN its ok it must be hard living a life eating only potatoes with no seasoning so i understand

    • @jemmaevans9590
      @jemmaevans9590 3 года назад +22

      That's because we call it coriander here 😂 Also the "no seasoning" is literally comedic, the British were colonialists and pillaged spices from many places... Hence the love for Indian cooking here 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @sylvia_brown
      @sylvia_brown 3 года назад +6

      @@jemmaevans9590 we call the seeds coriander but the leaves and stems cilantro coming from the Spanish word. So interesting 🤧🤷‍♀️

    • @camin7307
      @camin7307 3 года назад +1

      As a Mexican, I am very surprised to hear how he pronounced it.

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 2 года назад

      @@jemmaevans9590 in fairness we traded a lot when we wanted more than a sample because how else could we learn the secrets and make them our own? Then if it was a regional thing trade became mandatory so we aligned with a convenient local faction who would sell to us reliably.
      Any British pillaging was more of a “friendly” warning for the factions that refused to trade andcc C was mostly done via empowering and enriching the ones who would cooperate with us.
      You win the game of empires by encouraging cooperation not by making everyone despise you.
      The guilt tripping and pushback mostly happened “recently” due to holding irresponsible people in power for too long, withdrawing the stabilising force of a major trade &military entity from fractious regions (international trade equivalent of what we did to our own fishing/steel/mining/port industries) or simply by backing out of regions we could no longer afford to maintain presence in after 10 years of the most brutal wars in history and the associated massive debts and loss of infrastructure/sea-power

  • @1DMapler18
    @1DMapler18 4 года назад +567

    "I can speak fluent Welsh"
    So when are you gonna do a video all in Welsh then? 😏

    • @klg9549
      @klg9549 4 года назад +23

      There was a video where he spoke it briefly, I think it was one where he answered questions

    • @1DMapler18
      @1DMapler18 4 года назад

      @@klg9549 ooh 😏😏😏

    • @lmnop29
      @lmnop29 4 года назад +3

      @@klg9549 sauce?

    • @zandkingdom
      @zandkingdom 4 года назад

      @@klg9549 Oh, which video?

    • @imnotokaywiththis4354
      @imnotokaywiththis4354 4 года назад +1

      @@klg9549 sauce?

  • @carterscorner4519
    @carterscorner4519 4 года назад +1048

    At least his family has now left the UK, as he's in japan.

    • @lordofuzkulak8308
      @lordofuzkulak8308 4 года назад +131

      Carter's Corner won't count unless he has a kid with a local. ;)

    • @squidsquad9460
      @squidsquad9460 4 года назад +53

      @Lord of Uzkulak
      Oh no

    • @sweeta.i8655
      @sweeta.i8655 4 года назад +3

      @@squidsquad9460
      O yes :)

    • @aureliuszeta3037
      @aureliuszeta3037 4 года назад +3

      @@lordofuzkulak8308 Half weeb babies?!

    • @user-mu1os7me8s
      @user-mu1os7me8s 3 года назад +21

      I love how anime was necessary to get someone from his family tree out of the U.K

  • @ghostofjfk
    @ghostofjfk 4 года назад +42

    I was 70% Scandinavian and 30% Celtic (England mainly). To the brave viking that traveled across sea to England and stayed there until my parents moved to canada, my heart goes out to you 🥺🤙

  • @stephaniem8278
    @stephaniem8278 3 года назад +94

    If 23&me can track Connor's family to the specific area of England that he is from, then imagine his lineage if he never left the UK... Imagine, future great great grandchildren of Connor and his family take a 23&me test, and it gives them a home address. Lol

  • @lunarkat7323
    @lunarkat7323 4 года назад +821

    The way he pronounced "cilantro" with a "cuh" sound instead of a "suh" 😂😂

    • @YuyuHakurei
      @YuyuHakurei 4 года назад +71

      You can't get whiter than that. xD

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 4 года назад +118

      they know it as coriander in the rest of the english speaking world. not sure why the americans adopted the spanish name instead, but hey lol
      also, cilantro is delicious

    • @cathy6656
      @cathy6656 4 года назад +37

      I was crying when he was like what is this and failing the pronunciation so hard lmao

    • @ericaw528
      @ericaw528 4 года назад +20

      @@BothHands1 nah, coriander is the seed of the plant cilantro grows on. Coriander is amazing, cilantro tastes like soap that's been up a butt crack.

    • @winterrenala2369
      @winterrenala2369 4 года назад +12

      @@BothHands1 I'm guessing it's because Mexican cuisine and culture is also prevalent in the rest of the Americas? Just a guess, though. ^^ Either way, it is delicious! I especially love it in salsa. :3

  • @leobasketcase2986
    @leobasketcase2986 4 года назад +3225

    Connor: *so British*
    also Connor: *thinks the Boston Tea Party was in the 1800s*

    • @7stormycat206
      @7stormycat206 4 года назад +14

      😂

    • @Spookspek
      @Spookspek 4 года назад +330

      He may not concern himself with uproar in the colonies.

    • @JoeMama-zz9hd
      @JoeMama-zz9hd 4 года назад +205

      american history isn’t really that detailed and is barely discussed in european history classes.

    • @ahleenah
      @ahleenah 4 года назад +77

      That just confirms his British-ness

    • @khinzaw77
      @khinzaw77 3 года назад +7

      @gary, come home He in fact said 1800s specifically. 0:40

  • @ejstreams1956
    @ejstreams1956 4 года назад +254

    Him. I ate potatos everyday
    Me whos in a irish family: foreal tho lol

    • @cestalia
      @cestalia 4 года назад +9

      Me, Asian who eats rice everyday: Erm...

    • @justanaverageperson7336
      @justanaverageperson7336 4 года назад +1

      @@cestalia samee

    • @Guy.B
      @Guy.B 3 года назад +1

      Me, half Belarusian: Relatable

    • @pavelstaravoitau7106
      @pavelstaravoitau7106 3 года назад

      @@Guy.B oh wow, I forgot other Belarusians exist outside Belarus.

  • @uniikkiz
    @uniikkiz 3 года назад +17

    Bro getting Alzheimer is not just "getting ill", you will loose all memory of your loved ones and become a walking ghost; you are stuck in mental prison and suffer everyday with no direction whatsoever :D The most horrid way to die really; especially for your loved ones.

  • @TheDemarie09
    @TheDemarie09 4 года назад +161

    A new measurement of white is “Cdawg white”

  • @kirayuu1694
    @kirayuu1694 4 года назад +396

    We all saw this coming didn't we. Connor taking A DNA test just to prove he isn't Sebastian.😌😏😏😏

    • @Arcanua
      @Arcanua 4 года назад +7

      idk my friend, I'm pretty sure they can't tell if you're a demon or not. ;3

    • @natebit8130
      @natebit8130 4 года назад +1

      310

  • @wolfrayne8355
    @wolfrayne8355 3 года назад +13

    "I feel a little uncomfortable when my toenails are too long, so I could never be a hunter-gatherer." --Most British statement he has made on this channel.

  • @jello-ue2ex
    @jello-ue2ex 4 года назад +23

    12:48 shocked to find out not everyone sneezes when they look at a bright light/sun 😂

    • @ahleenah
      @ahleenah 4 года назад +6

      I actually didn’t even know that was a thing tbh

    • @lunamcboss6504
      @lunamcboss6504 3 года назад +2

      Same. It usually happens when i walk outside, but if i look to closely at a lamp that can also trigger it

  • @artistontheinternet
    @artistontheinternet 4 года назад +856

    “I think I hate potatoes!”
    Jack septic eye: *surprised pikachu face*

    • @ChrisStuart911
      @ChrisStuart911 4 года назад +31

      Lol I was thinking the same thing!
      And it said he was also partially Irish as well I was like "How do you hate potatoes? You're Irish!"

    • @iamsonia-nevermind8366
      @iamsonia-nevermind8366 4 года назад +10

      Little potato man: *Sad potato noises*

  • @melpomene5192
    @melpomene5192 4 года назад +1677

    Connor: **gets freaked out by type 2 diabetes**
    Me: **Sits quietly in type 1 diabetes**
    Edit: What the heck- thank you guys so much!! I’ve never gotten this many likes before 😖💕❤️💕😭

    • @enouement4670
      @enouement4670 4 года назад +70

      ••ᗯᖇᗩTᕼ•• I hope you’re doing well! ☺️

    • @yaelr4154
      @yaelr4154 4 года назад +40

      Hope you're good :')

    • @shannonxox6914
      @shannonxox6914 4 года назад +4

      same.

    • @cutepinkyo
      @cutepinkyo 4 года назад +26

      My dad has it too...do you have to drink all of those medicine ...it looks hard hope you're doing fine

    • @melpomene5192
      @melpomene5192 4 года назад +62

      Yo it was a joke- I really appreciate the concern but it’s all good! I’ve been living with my condition for... 11-12 years now? Thank you though 😘🥰💜
      I don’t know about drinking anything though, cause type one is literally just keeping your glucose levels and ketones in check and doing insulin. Well, drinking juice boxes if you’re low is mandatory but yeah, short reply; it was hard at first but it gets easier the more you get the hang of it and a better understanding and schedule.

  • @rhyscallinan4402
    @rhyscallinan4402 3 года назад +16

    Conner: I am the whitest
    CallmeKevin: are you sure about that?

  • @emzae4135
    @emzae4135 4 года назад +32

    Connor: ..at least sprinkle some paprika in that..
    Ah yes, much spice.

  • @lureyas
    @lureyas 4 года назад +673

    connor: "celiac disease. wow, i'm gonna die"
    me, someone who has celiac: Blank Staring Into The Void

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 года назад +64

      His morbidity was just rather hilarious :) Every two seconds it was "I'm going to die, this is going to kill me".

    • @saltmomtmissad8384
      @saltmomtmissad8384 4 года назад +57

      I imagine seeing a list of diseases and conditions with no description just your likelihood is really scare looking. "Celiac disease" just *sounds* terrifying

    • @squidsquad9460
      @squidsquad9460 4 года назад +9

      same here I make this face😑😑

    • @ollysundeiy
      @ollysundeiy 4 года назад +17

      Caleb Hill lol it’s when you can’t eat bread bc it makes you sick (basically I mean there’s a lot more to it)

    • @Feet570
      @Feet570 4 года назад +1

      Caleb Hill time to yahoo it

  • @kit-kat1859
    @kit-kat1859 4 года назад +667

    Connor: "People sneeze in sunlight? wtf is wrong with you??"
    Me: *sneezes* I feel personally attacked here

    • @jellybean1528
      @jellybean1528 3 года назад +6

      Saaaameee

    • @euricoalexander9372
      @euricoalexander9372 3 года назад +3

      Same here

    • @dum..
      @dum.. 3 года назад +13

      I think it actually makes more sense to sneeze under the sun rather than when it's cold. Idk why

    • @uselessweeb6505
      @uselessweeb6505 3 года назад

      ssaaaaaameeeee

    • @jerryqueer
      @jerryqueer 3 года назад

      BECAUSE OF ALLERGIESSSS

  • @zaidsyed8187
    @zaidsyed8187 3 года назад +225

    Neanderthals weren't actually stupid. (I'm going to take this a whole lot more seriously than I really should so prepare yourself)
    According to the data we've accumulated thus far, Homo sapiens neanderthalensis were a whole lot smarter, not to mention stronger, than our Homo sapiens sapiens ancestors that coexisted with them until around 40 thousand years ago. Sure, we H. s. sapiens got the edge on them today, but the only reason this is the case is entirely due to the gradual and over-time social evolution of our species through language and socialization. Also, we have Neanderthals to thank, for there is genetic evidence that through the interbreeding of the Eurasian/Asian modern human species and the Neanderthals, we were able to adapt better to the climate and thus survive, allowing for the races and ethnic identities that include Europeans, Native American groups, and Asian peoples to exist today whose ancestry traces back to the ancient European H. s. sapiens.

    • @ghazanjazz8689
      @ghazanjazz8689 3 года назад +11

      Cool, cool, us Africans were just going about and chillin in our own Continent, so interesting to see relation of euro asia

    • @porcorosso4330
      @porcorosso4330 3 года назад +3

      Exactly, I think Africans a feeling a little left out.

    • @GutsEnthusiast
      @GutsEnthusiast 3 года назад +7

      @@ghazanjazz8689 us Europeans having a war between human species while Africans were just chilling and going along with their business🤣 kind of funny to think about.

    • @thecipher8495
      @thecipher8495 3 года назад +2

      @@GutsEnthusiast both advantage and disadvantage, with socialization with other races we can get some knowledge of the other, thus making the people come up with improvements

  • @boblewoble2242
    @boblewoble2242 3 года назад +9

    Him: *waiting for his saliva to regenerate*
    Me: *think about mangoes and got unlimited saliva*

  • @HirayaMayari
    @HirayaMayari 4 года назад +1787

    I'm only 21 and I feel so weary from life already... 🤣

    • @Feet570
      @Feet570 4 года назад +30

      Mira Cotierre I’m 17, me too ToT

    • @ADom0
      @ADom0 4 года назад +6

      @@Feet570 same

    • @zhemle
      @zhemle 4 года назад +23

      I'll be 18 and july
      But i feel older than my gradma 😂

    • @iclaimthisname9767
      @iclaimthisname9767 4 года назад +7

      What a mood

    • @iclaimthisname9767
      @iclaimthisname9767 4 года назад +4

      @@zhemle Same! When's your birthday? Mine is the 7th

  • @juggalette42009
    @juggalette42009 4 года назад +174

    I CRIED WHEN YOU CALLED CILANTRO "CLINATRO" DFHGSFGSD

    • @Chrryc0la
      @Chrryc0la 4 года назад +4

      Cactus Suitcase that’s the British in him coming out since they don’t call cilantro cilantro

    • @sansincontrol4178
      @sansincontrol4178 4 года назад +1

      @@Chrryc0la im pretty sure we do-

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 4 года назад +4

      @@sansincontrol4178 No. Cilantro is the American name for coriander.

    • @SoybeanInTheMilk
      @SoybeanInTheMilk 4 года назад

      Nathan Gamble
      So? What about it?

    • @ww7271
      @ww7271 2 года назад

      @@nathangamble125 cilantro is a Spanish word

  • @demekagamine
    @demekagamine 3 года назад +8

    Conor: "I should never dance"
    Conor a year later: * I'm gonna pole dance*

    • @andrewd578
      @andrewd578 3 года назад

      And we saw how that went

  • @king_cynder_8615
    @king_cynder_8615 3 года назад +2

    I have photic sneeze reflex 💀 Walking out of a dark classroom and into bright ass Australian light triggers like 3 sneezes in one go.

  • @PAWTeamUnited
    @PAWTeamUnited 4 года назад +305

    Yes connor We can see that

  • @ashes7282
    @ashes7282 4 года назад +3288

    2% Russian
    5% Japanese
    I think we have found Victor and Yuri’s true son 😂

  • @SeRgEaNt_RaNdOm
    @SeRgEaNt_RaNdOm 3 года назад +97

    10 things that white people like: The idea of soccer.
    Shows image of a group of Brazilians

    • @BigAl2-u7e
      @BigAl2-u7e 3 года назад +2

      Brazilians are like half Native Americans and half Portuguese and the Portuguese are from Europe so they're like 50% white. Close enough.

    • @baldeaglesarentbald1921
      @baldeaglesarentbald1921 3 года назад +2

      I'm Brazilian, and this was confused-
      Majority of Brazilian "white people" are actually mixed as fuck, or they are black with white skin, native with white skin
      Go on...

    • @pia_mater
      @pia_mater 3 года назад +2

      Brazilians don't have a specific race, some are mixed, some are white, some are black, some are asian, some are arab...

    • @baldeaglesarentbald1921
      @baldeaglesarentbald1921 3 года назад

      @@pia_mater some are everything at the same time

    • @ew7828
      @ew7828 3 года назад

      are you dumb??
      firstly; if you think this, you are clearly american. (also you called football "soccer" so..)
      secondly; you realized white people invented football right? it comes from england

  • @lora1279
    @lora1279 3 года назад +2

    13:35 start of monke

  • @jeshuaavila1620
    @jeshuaavila1620 4 года назад +354

    How white is CDawg?
    A: he does not know what cilantro is lol

    • @dripdrop1111
      @dripdrop1111 4 года назад +16

      Jeshua Avila "Clinatro" 🤣

    • @HomosapienNo94628
      @HomosapienNo94628 4 года назад +9

      Do white people really not know what cilantro is? 😂

    • @superpikachu1001
      @superpikachu1001 4 года назад +68

      In Europe they call it coriander instead of cilantro

    • @chocominttea
      @chocominttea 4 года назад

      I don't even know what it is

    • @girv98
      @girv98 4 года назад +33

      We call it coriander not cilantro

  • @petarucchi
    @petarucchi 4 года назад +1257

    Asian’s Rice is equivalent to Connor’s Potatoes.

    • @yukiphantomhive3927
      @yukiphantomhive3927 4 года назад +12

      Yes.

    • @ayzs786
      @ayzs786 4 года назад +53

      As an asian I disagree, rice is amazing, so are potatoes.

    • @rescuerex7031
      @rescuerex7031 4 года назад +32

      Rice is pretty moldable, slap anything with any kind of juice in it and the rice'll taste completely different

    • @user-ts2ny8jg9d
      @user-ts2ny8jg9d 4 года назад +7

      In my country we literally have a food called rice and potatoes which are thinly sliced potato sheets with rice in between the layers, with seasoning etc but it's actually really good

    • @ayzs786
      @ayzs786 4 года назад +2

      1 2 That sounds like it tastes good, what country is it from?

  • @jqa16
    @jqa16 3 года назад +6

    i just realized connor is 1 year older than me already looking like mid 30s while me looking like 12 with mustache

  • @NyxToStyx
    @NyxToStyx 3 года назад +5

    I’d love to buy one of those tests even if they aren’t really accurate, just because there are like 5 family stories about where we‘re from.

  • @amipancakes
    @amipancakes 4 года назад +268

    Connor: "People sneeze when they see light?"
    Me: "Yes... it helps to look at the sun when you cant sneeze..."
    Please tell me I'm not the only one here 😹

    • @emzed9524
      @emzed9524 4 года назад +33

      Yeah but also annoying when you step outside and its bright as you automatically sneeze

    • @diab0und
      @diab0und 4 года назад +6

      My lil sister said that she sneezes when she sees the sun. I just thought she was being a weirdo...

    • @madison2434_
      @madison2434_ 4 года назад +26

      me: sneezes because it's bright out
      my friends: are u ok?
      me: yeah it's just the sun
      my friends: look confused

    • @Adrian-qr6gk
      @Adrian-qr6gk 4 года назад +5

      I do that, is there a scientific explanation? Or is God taking a piss on us lol

    • @kohakuaiko
      @kohakuaiko 4 года назад

      @@Adrian-qr6gk yes, it's a reflex I can't remember the name of

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +284

    Connor is so white, he dates his cousin- Oh wait that’s just anime things

  • @koskenroller1341
    @koskenroller1341 3 года назад +1

    Daym, i went back to this vid after the trash taste after dark and his soon to be "old" apartment looks as bare as the first trash episode taste set

  • @Dammlee
    @Dammlee 3 года назад +3

    Connor looking at all the medical stuff: I like your terrifying words, magic man!

  • @artsy_lain183
    @artsy_lain183 4 года назад +562

    It said “Colquhoun”, which is a Scottish clan. I’m in that clan. IM RELATED TO CONNORRR!!!

    • @VoidStaresback
      @VoidStaresback 4 года назад +105

      You can legally call him your brother or cousin

    • @artsy_lain183
      @artsy_lain183 4 года назад +79

      @@VoidStaresback That’s a little terrifying

    • @squidsquad9460
      @squidsquad9460 4 года назад +106

      Use brother when you address him and scare the crap out of him at conferences

    • @shelbyhinds161
      @shelbyhinds161 4 года назад +5

      That's cool 👍

    • @galarstar052
      @galarstar052 4 года назад +15

      @@artsy_lain183 or hot. Maybe both

  • @molepurr7065
    @molepurr7065 4 года назад +74

    Well, this just proves that Kermit isn't related to you, so you can keep seeing him.

  • @samueldegrandi6603
    @samueldegrandi6603 3 года назад +4

    as a brazilian i feel really tempted to do one of these just to look at the absolute mess that the results would be

  • @inhle1688
    @inhle1688 4 года назад +15

    8:18 lmaooooo i’m an african hunter-gather😎

  • @LeapIU
    @LeapIU 4 года назад +175

    Connor: "People sneeze when they see light!?, What's wrong with you?"
    Me: :(

    • @VoidStaresback
      @VoidStaresback 4 года назад +23

      Fun fact; it's actually to prevent you from going blind. Because when you sneeze you're forced to close your eyes.

    • @ashy_ink
      @ashy_ink 4 года назад +3

      Same😔

  • @genericuser6874
    @genericuser6874 4 года назад +69

    People sneeze when they see light?
    Yes, I sneeze when I see the sun, after walking out of a building.

    • @YuyuHakurei
      @YuyuHakurei 4 года назад +8

      I yawn and go back to bed.

    • @madison2434_
      @madison2434_ 4 года назад

      i sneeze when i go outside and it's bright too

    • @melzay...514
      @melzay...514 4 года назад

      I get a headache >.

  • @MiyaAhmed
    @MiyaAhmed 4 года назад +3

    3:09 I can't hear that audio sample without thinking of Matt Grey and Tom Scott's park bench series

  • @GoodVibes0-0
    @GoodVibes0-0 4 года назад +27

    10:28 *pillar man awaken theme starts*

  • @VentisEntertainment
    @VentisEntertainment 4 года назад +439

    CDawgVA: "W-What is that?"
    Me: "Oh Cilantro"
    CDawgVA: "Clinatro wtf?"
    Me: "...Alight then lmao"

    • @chestersnap
      @chestersnap 4 года назад +45

      In the UK they call it coriander which confused the fuck out of me when I got a new cookbook that asked for coriander leaves because the only thing I've ever seen with coriander on it is the spice part of it

    • @user-ts2ny8jg9d
      @user-ts2ny8jg9d 4 года назад +28

      ChesterSnap wait, coriander is cilantro???

    • @chestersnap
      @chestersnap 4 года назад +20

      @@user-ts2ny8jg9d yep. It's the same plant. In the UK, I guess they just refer to the entire thing as coriander and then in the US we call the overall plant coriander but we call the leaves cilantro for some reason. Chinese parsley is another name for the leaves

    • @user-ts2ny8jg9d
      @user-ts2ny8jg9d 4 года назад +7

      ChesterSnap yeah we call the whole thing coriander here in australia too, honestly thought they were different plants

    • @TheMindofagenius1
      @TheMindofagenius1 3 года назад +3

      I love how Cilantro has a special category in the DNA scheme of things! If it were me I'd have "HIGHLY likely to detest Cilantro, keep away at any cost" on there xD

  • @AsherIsLame
    @AsherIsLame 4 года назад +166

    "People sneeze when they see light? The f---k's wrong with you guys?"
    It's just another reason for mum to call me a vampire

    • @flamywolfie
      @flamywolfie 4 года назад +6

      More like we sneeze easier when we look at bright light.

    • @hoodlumscraggy1801
      @hoodlumscraggy1801 4 года назад +6

      No that’s not how that works when your in a not bright place then you go somewhere where it’s bright you sneeze I know because that happens to me

    • @AsherIsLame
      @AsherIsLame 4 года назад

      @@hoodlumscraggy1801 I just have really sensitive eyes so it just depends on how sensitive my eyes are that day and not the light sense dim lighting has caused me to sneeze before

    • @nimhfinitepossibilities7609
      @nimhfinitepossibilities7609 4 года назад +3

      I just say that I'm allergic to being awake.
      It's always especially bad during allergy season since my nose is already irritated by pollen.

    • @chichialmeida1680
      @chichialmeida1680 4 года назад +8

      I always sneeze when it's super bright out or if I look directly into the sun lmao. Apparently it's your body's eye sensors misinterpreting the stimuli its getting from bright light and sneezes in response. Is bonkers

  • @noahlynx3272
    @noahlynx3272 3 года назад

    I love your editors

  • @Leo-ok3uj
    @Leo-ok3uj 3 года назад

    To think that this was his newest video when I meet this channel, it feels like if it’s has been WAY more time, what a crazy year this has been

  • @Heazza456
    @Heazza456 4 года назад +73

    I've always been curious about these but also I'm an Irish ginger, so I can pretty much tell exactly what it'd say

    • @idealicfool
      @idealicfool 4 года назад +1

      There is some spanish ancestry in ireland though

  • @makandcheese_7490
    @makandcheese_7490 4 года назад +227

    Conner: *pronounces cilantro*
    Me: yep he's white

    • @davidletts83
      @davidletts83 4 года назад +33

      he probably doesn't know how to pronounce it cause in the UK cilantro is called Coriander.

    • @mouserat2545
      @mouserat2545 4 года назад +14

      I've never heard _anybody anywhere_ pronounce cilantro the way he does lmfao.

    • @7stormycat206
      @7stormycat206 4 года назад +7

      @@mouserat2545 cause he's English so it's not cilantro therefore he never heard that word before

    • @rukakoaye5368
      @rukakoaye5368 4 года назад +2

      tf is cilantro

    • @korehais
      @korehais 4 года назад +3

      @@davidletts83 thank u i had no idea wat cilantro was

  • @peenwald8852
    @peenwald8852 3 года назад +1

    Btw the sneezing reaction to light is actually very helpful. I can't tell you how many times I've been on the verge of sneezing and then just looked out my window on a sunny day to instantly make myself sneeze

  • @DotPAForever
    @DotPAForever 4 года назад

    This video gave me life in the times we are living in. Thanks CDawg!

  • @TickyTimeTom
    @TickyTimeTom 4 года назад +99

    Last time I was this early, Connor truly didn't like Yaoi.

    • @RanEncounter
      @RanEncounter 4 года назад +2

      I don't think he truly likes it still. He is just playing for the custome...I mean subscribers...

    • @TickyTimeTom
      @TickyTimeTom 4 года назад +2

      @@RanEncounter yep!! I understand where your coming from. And I do respect it. 🤗

  • @silver1021
    @silver1021 4 года назад +844

    I unfortunately had to dislike this, because you insulted Potatoes and my Irish sensibilities rebelled. And also the spitting (shivers in disgust). Sorry.

    • @deadboizclub9502
      @deadboizclub9502 4 года назад +39

      Silver me too. The Irish in me heard the slightest tone of disrespect towards potatoes and went “how dare ye?”

    • @ShitGod
      @ShitGod 4 года назад +3

      If ur Irish u call them spud correct me if I’m wrong I just said that cus JackSeptocEye aka Sean.

    • @charko4191
      @charko4191 4 года назад

      Silver I am a Polish potato lover I eat them often without anything but as an only meal but I love potatos in various various forms I salute fellow potato Irish human

    • @SoybeanInTheMilk
      @SoybeanInTheMilk 4 года назад +1

      char ko
      I can tell you’re unhealthy

    • @helpmytacofellontheflooran8822
      @helpmytacofellontheflooran8822 4 года назад

      it physically hurt me when he dissed potatoes.

  • @katiedobug
    @katiedobug 2 года назад

    this whole video is connor just learning thing wholesomely i love it

  • @HashK29
    @HashK29 3 года назад +2

    10:03 "Do you die from this?" and his cursor was on Cystic Fibrosis, and my Five Feet Apart fangirl heart couldn't take it

  • @exterminator1044
    @exterminator1044 4 года назад +506

    Mother:it's just a cold
    Father:it's just a cold
    Doctor:it's just a cold
    Google:insert a death meme here

    • @dum..
      @dum.. 3 года назад +7

      That's more of something I'd expect from Bing or Yahoo.

    • @mightycannon1512
      @mightycannon1512 2 года назад

      @@dum.. believe me it suits Google more

  • @indydelaluz9301
    @indydelaluz9301 4 года назад +120

    “DID SOMEBODY SAY MIDLIFE CRISIS? IM ONLY 23?” same.

  • @smktv7226
    @smktv7226 2 года назад +1

    This is kinda funny to look back at, because it has been a meme in our raid community to instead of asking people for experience, we ask them what they think of the prius and quote the first few lines of the wikipage. Basically just to get a hot take on their sense of humor and what not

  • @benjaminwilliam6643
    @benjaminwilliam6643 4 года назад +5

    I actually sneeze when I look at the sun with a blind eye

  • @gravitygrace8585
    @gravitygrace8585 4 года назад +389

    Instead of "okay, boomer", can we all agree to start saying "okay, neanderthal"?

    • @kevin55091
      @kevin55091 3 года назад

      so i guess neanderthals(or at least some) lived where the uk now is

    • @weloniko
      @weloniko 3 года назад

      "ok troglodyte"

  • @meh.....720
    @meh.....720 4 года назад +37

    "Let's start spitting away" was genuinely waiting for Connor to spit some hot welsh rap... I'm slightly upset now 😑

  • @clairecandycake4094
    @clairecandycake4094 3 года назад +5

    THE WAY HE PRONOUNCED CILANTRO LMAO 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Nintardo
    @Nintardo 4 года назад +5

    12:52
    As someone who sneezes when they see light I take offense to this of the highest order.

  • @Vi-Vi-Kitty
    @Vi-Vi-Kitty 4 года назад +118

    He's a pureblood, Harry.
    *Hisses in Mudblood*

  • @faithdorey5919
    @faithdorey5919 4 года назад +430

    CDAWG: "What is kalantro??"
    Me: is culinary student and dying because it's pronounced cilantro (sil-an-tro)

    • @wschippr1
      @wschippr1 3 года назад +64

      He probably knows it as coriander

    • @user-jd3gf5xw1x
      @user-jd3gf5xw1x 3 года назад +5

      @@wschippr1 sometimes called chinese parsley

    • @lorcanzo2498
      @lorcanzo2498 3 года назад +2

      Co ri an der

    • @jemmaevans9590
      @jemmaevans9590 3 года назад +15

      It's coriander in the UK.

    • @random_bites
      @random_bites 3 года назад +2

      I was also confused until he opened the page and then I was like no THAT IS NOT HOW U PRONOUNCE IT!!!

  • @ThisPeasant
    @ThisPeasant 3 года назад +2

    13:40 oga booga *noise intensifies*

  • @echidnanatsuki882
    @echidnanatsuki882 3 года назад +1

    I'm surprised this video didn't attract a shit ton of controversy like with the Pewdiepie one.
    Thank God

  • @milen748
    @milen748 4 года назад +80

    Connor getting freaked by words he doesn't understand lmao

  • @voidai
    @voidai 4 года назад +35

    i lost it at him mispronouncing cilantro as "clinatro"

    • @JC0398x_o
      @JC0398x_o 4 года назад +1

      LMAO Jooheon's face 😂😂😂

  • @pierzchala6
    @pierzchala6 3 года назад

    Connor rant about hardships of life...
    It's so relatable it hurts

  • @phist-3762
    @phist-3762 4 года назад

    I love his outro

  • @Ole_Rasmussen
    @Ole_Rasmussen 4 года назад +38

    "This doesn't make any sense whatsoever and I'm not funny" made me laugh

  • @rainewock2227
    @rainewock2227 4 года назад +75

    Nobody:
    Connor: *Proof that I am very very White*

  • @sueKay
    @sueKay 3 года назад +1

    Fun fact - I can see the lands of the Clan Colquhoun from my house (legit about 7 miles away from me at Loch Lomond. The Colquhouns still own a lot of the lands!)

  • @JoeMama-zz9hd
    @JoeMama-zz9hd 4 года назад +5

    don’t even need a dna test to know what i am. dutch with probably a bit of german and british.