I did a DNA test and turns out I'm 5.7%...

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  • @skittlespiex3
    @skittlespiex3 2 года назад +18540

    5.7% Korean
    Lily: we are not remotely related
    0.4% filipino
    Rae & mykull: PINOY BRETHREN!!

  • @wongcayven9893
    @wongcayven9893 2 года назад +4159

    "You're only allowed to be 5.7% offended" LMAO Lily got him good there

  • @Otinashi
    @Otinashi 2 года назад +400

    "You're only allowed to be 5.7% offended"
    She's got you there

  • @benzabeast
    @benzabeast 2 года назад +8307

    "the problem with being a racist is sometimes you don't know what race you are exactly and you don't know which race to be racist to" 💀💀💀

    • @pmdoublet1948
      @pmdoublet1948 2 года назад +240

      my new favorite toast quote

    • @mooncake387
      @mooncake387 2 года назад +141

      🤣this is true, theres that neonazi who found out they have black dna

    • @pepsimax3444
      @pepsimax3444 2 года назад +33

      metaphor about all the racists in america.

    • @Homerak
      @Homerak 2 года назад +20

      @@pepsimax3444 In America specifically and nowhere else.

    • @shadidmosharraf3033
      @shadidmosharraf3033 2 года назад +107

      simple, be racist to everyone
      equality

  • @ethan073
    @ethan073 2 года назад +7476

    I was expecting “I always knew Michael and I have a lot in common: our intelligence, sense of humor… our mutual appreciation for harassing Lily” 😂

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад

      You dislike the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er, boi. Don't watch the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good good GOOD reputation. I am a superstar, dear etahn

    • @blk-2150
      @blk-2150 2 года назад +8

      Haha

    • @sexytsl373
      @sexytsl373 2 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @pagonggong
      @pagonggong 2 года назад +69

      But Michael is the one being harassed by Lily. 🥺

    • @singingwithbecca
      @singingwithbecca 2 года назад +8

      I LOVE MICHAEL AND LILY THEY ARE SO CUTEEE

  • @S4ND55
    @S4ND55 2 года назад +131

    "Y'know Lily-"
    10:55 Her avatar's face though

  • @blondedegg
    @blondedegg 2 года назад +16046

    i feel like to anyone who hasn't watched toast in a while they're probably going to be really confused by the intro💀

  • @JecIsBec
    @JecIsBec 2 года назад +3909

    Chat: "gosh toast is walking such a fine line here"
    Toast: "I am a racist" "I am the superior sex" "Maybe this is why I'm a dictator"

  • @hishot1078
    @hishot1078 2 года назад +793

    Your Chinese location said Liaoning. One of the region where Koreans lived since ancient time. So it may be natural to have some portion as it is spread throughout population. I do see many Chinese people have some portion of Korean blood, and often involving Liaoning & Shandong.

    • @nucleardog6675
      @nucleardog6675 Год назад +15

      I just googled Liaoning and man it is really close to north korea

    • @hishot1078
      @hishot1078 Год назад +39

      @@nucleardog6675 There is also a theory that all three kingdoms of Korea didn't start at all within the Korean Peninsula. For example, based on solar eclipse records, early Silla started in Southern China then moved its capital to Korea at late Silla.

    • @jeffrey2326
      @jeffrey2326 Год назад +1

      @@hishot1078 that reminds me of a Vietnamese legend

    • @hishot1078
      @hishot1078 Год назад +9

      @@jeffrey2326 It's not actually a "legend". There are a lot of scientific studies regarding this. Dong Yi dynasties (I don't really classify as simply Koreanic) were kicked out from east China only after the fall of Yuan and rise of Ming & Joseon.

    • @hishot1078
      @hishot1078 Год назад +1

      @@jeffrey2326 Ancient Chinese considered Yellow "River" is identical to Yellow "Sea". "River" and "Sea" had same meaning, and this is well explained in 集解.
      海一作河
      間一作聞
      排一作批
      etc.
      海一作河 means Sea = River. So whenever you read "sea" in Chinese history books, you have to think it as "river", specifically "Yellow River".
      This is why they are creating discrepancy when making ancient kingdoms map.

  • @ashleyanderson6615
    @ashleyanderson6615 2 года назад +3799

    “You’re only allowed to be 5.7 percent offended” hahaha I love lily

  • @bennju
    @bennju 2 года назад +1081

    "you're only allowed to be 5.7% offended" LMAOOOO

  • @katiee_kitkat
    @katiee_kitkat 2 года назад +171

    Toast- “It’s okay, I’m 5.7% Korean.”
    Me- “I’m 5.7% offended.”
    Lol all jokes 😂

  • @bigstanko7391
    @bigstanko7391 2 года назад +6439

    I like how he blames his Korean heritage for making him a dictator, and not his 94% CHINESE heritage

    • @pingpong3311
      @pingpong3311 2 года назад +358

      Xi Jinping isn't any better than Kim Jong-Un.

    • @Askhat08
      @Askhat08 2 года назад +154

      @@pingpong3311 Yes he is.

    • @whoiskizuki.
      @whoiskizuki. 2 года назад +355

      -9999999999999999999999999 Social Credit

    • @aburriiiiiiiiiiido
      @aburriiiiiiiiiiido 2 года назад +208

      I mean to be honest Chinese haven't been really that bad, considering that they made huge advancements for their society in the last 50 years. From a 3rd word country to the second best economic power in the world. SOME OF their decisions are fked up but most of them benefit the economy as a whole.

    • @sethgaming2002
      @sethgaming2002 2 года назад

      @@aburriiiiiiiiiiido pretty sure the economy flourished is because chinese people were allowed to trade. Its not the government who made china rich its the people who worked that made china rich. Since dictators in the past wouldnt allow foreign trades in the country

  • @chairofthebored
    @chairofthebored 2 года назад +1223

    The way Mykull and Rae immediately welcomed him for that fraction of a percent while Lily tried her best to gatekeep 😂

    • @Rov-Nihil
      @Rov-Nihil Год назад +11

      I can't believe Lily lost in this debate

    • @Lutzifalilia
      @Lutzifalilia Год назад +4

      Thats just Lily for you.

    • @diggerpy
      @diggerpy Год назад

      Its understandable since its the most racist race

  • @annejia5382
    @annejia5382 2 года назад +34

    Lily's "i'm five days older than you" to Toast reminds me of Leeteuk and Heechul 🤣💙

    • @REVININE
      @REVININE 2 месяца назад

      You must be a grandma,heechul is not a good person

  • @Asawisemansaid
    @Asawisemansaid 2 года назад +410

    Used to think I was half German Jewish, took a DNA test and found out I was half Puerto Rican instead. Mom had some splaining to do.

    • @LeNoLi.
      @LeNoLi. 2 года назад +9

      What does your dad think

    • @Asawisemansaid
      @Asawisemansaid 2 года назад +125

      @@LeNoLi. doesn't matter, haven't spoken to him in years.

    • @avaritiabaritia
      @avaritiabaritia 2 года назад +68

      @@Asawisemansaid oh mate 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @shadebinder3599
      @shadebinder3599 2 года назад +15

      My brother took a Dna test. Turns out we were as thought 99.8 percent Ashkenazic jews lol

    • @emnemschannel
      @emnemschannel 2 года назад +11

      Ohhh man. I am a sperm
      Donor baby, I was really hoping I would have some kind of surprising SOMETHING. Nope, 99.9% white. 0.1% Ashkanazi Jewish. Lol

  • @GodKnowsWhatIsInHere
    @GodKnowsWhatIsInHere 2 года назад +1745

    Lily trying to argue against calling Toast "oppa", yet never mentions that "oppa" isn't just used for older brothers.

    • @CloudedSeoul
      @CloudedSeoul 2 года назад +51

      I just say Hyung Nim to my older cousin's, never said oppa to one.

    • @simonpangan7470
      @simonpangan7470 2 года назад +35

      just add the "i" at the end

    • @changbinmybeloved
      @changbinmybeloved 2 года назад +113

      @@CloudedSeoul of course if you're a male😂 It's gonna be kinda weird if a female use hyung instead of oppa

    • @Victoria-eq2il
      @Victoria-eq2il 2 года назад +37

      @@changbinmybeloved bruhhh that flew past your head 🤣 Oppa is also used in a romantic relationship as well

    • @sharonwon5229
      @sharonwon5229 2 года назад +63

      oppa is used for females calling older males and hyung is used for males calling older males

  • @JSharpie
    @JSharpie 2 года назад +46

    I'd like to say that when I took this test. I had Chinese and Korean listed. 5-6 years later. it got updated like 4-5 times.
    My results is now 100% Japanese. So who know, your may change over time too.

    • @kittyadventuresvlogs
      @kittyadventuresvlogs 11 месяцев назад +10

      Mine too, it now says 100% Northern Chinese whereas it was like 6 different things before including Chinese, Korean, Manchurian/ Mongolian, Middle Eastern, Southeast Asian, and Siberian. But I think it is because 23andme lacks enough Asian DNA so it will probably change more.

    • @TrinhNguyen-sh4fj
      @TrinhNguyen-sh4fj 2 месяца назад +1

      It shows that this may not be accurate .

  • @doctorcdub2413
    @doctorcdub2413 2 года назад +513

    “Who is Shang and why am I from his Dong?” Bro that killed me way more than it should have 💀

  • @Brandon-up6yd
    @Brandon-up6yd 2 года назад +1884

    “What do Koreans like to do”😂😂😂 toast really going into his 5.7% Korean background 😂

    • @ITSME-sp5up
      @ITSME-sp5up 2 года назад +22

      Why am I not surprised

    • @moist__gaming
      @moist__gaming 2 года назад +3

      peter griffin lol

    • @dchung00
      @dchung00 2 года назад +12

      once korean always korean

    • @smt4818
      @smt4818 2 года назад +5

      I’m a Korean and we are very smart

    • @o5maelian
      @o5maelian 2 года назад +5

      @@ITSME-sp5up i know he's chinese but i can see korean in him

  • @hunter_hiebert
    @hunter_hiebert 2 года назад +27

    16:14 “So I would like you to apologize…”
    You’re only getting 0.4% of an apology.
    EDIT: Should have watched further before making that joke 😅 Stole Lily’s thunder

  • @--6487
    @--6487 2 года назад +774

    okay but real talk, it is so interesting listening to toast talk about his family's history

  • @duelistAKI
    @duelistAKI 2 года назад +669

    Toast is 0.4% Pinoy?!
    *Philippine flag proudly sways in the background*

    • @uwuben
      @uwuben 2 года назад +44

      Thats how you summon the pinoys

    • @andreneria1850
      @andreneria1850 2 года назад +3

      That's how great Toast is

    • @bruh.2526
      @bruh.2526 2 года назад +4

      Cringe

    • @jairosolutan1045
      @jairosolutan1045 2 года назад +2

      @@uwuben Kamusta paano ako napunta dito? Hahahaha

    • @y0sef61
      @y0sef61 2 года назад +1

      @Reuben Au You are goddam right

  • @locutusvonborg2k3
    @locutusvonborg2k3 Год назад +40

    the energy from rae and michael when hearing the news is awesome. lily could learn from that xD

  • @mooncake387
    @mooncake387 2 года назад +283

    The world was really f'kd up a few generations ago, Toasts grandma going through all that is so heartbreaking

    • @s.2314
      @s.2314 2 года назад +49

      The world is still fucked up. Humanity doesn't seem to learn from past mistakes and inocent people have to suffer unnecessarily.

    • @mooncake387
      @mooncake387 2 года назад +4

      @@s.2314 yes but not millions of people being straight up butchered and many being cut down by swords..horrible..we have gotten better but some people are still horrible

    • @polza1049
      @polza1049 2 года назад

      @@mooncake387 yeah people are getting shot and shelled now... how far we've come.. you can do mass murder with all the comfort of remote work lol

    • @Kr4zYm0f0
      @Kr4zYm0f0 2 года назад +3

      the world has always been fucked up

    • @TPK_MAKG
      @TPK_MAKG 2 года назад +24

      @@mooncake387 millions of people do still get butchered, you just don't see it

  • @arafzahin6724
    @arafzahin6724 2 года назад +583

    “We all know i am a huge racist”
    0-100 intro real quick

  • @hunter_hiebert
    @hunter_hiebert 2 года назад +4

    The only time I’m happy to see an ad is when a creator starts to realize in their video that they’re not getting monetized. It’s the only time an ad gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.

  • @thatoneguy8304
    @thatoneguy8304 2 года назад +5284

    You took a DNA test to see which races you could and couldn't be racist to?... Honestly that's a funny idea to me, love your vids they're always funny✨

    • @unknownbutknown332
      @unknownbutknown332 2 года назад +36

      But hopefully u know that that's what's wrong with the world these days

    • @TheReal_GigaChad
      @TheReal_GigaChad 2 года назад +25

      I've now read that 3 times and I still have no idea what you're trying to say

    • @arnold3065
      @arnold3065 2 года назад +3

      @@TheReal_GigaChad 12 seconds ago but same

    • @GustavRex
      @GustavRex 2 года назад +4

      @@TheReal_GigaChad Do you not speak English?

    • @GustavRex
      @GustavRex 2 года назад +8

      @@unknownbutknown332 What are you on about? It's a joke 💀

  • @TheDailyEgg
    @TheDailyEgg 2 года назад +1463

    I hope no one takes Toast's banter too seriously lol

    • @SaraSong-mw3zm
      @SaraSong-mw3zm 2 года назад +90

      its honestly a miracle on how twitter hasn't found a way to cancel him yet XD
      as far as I know lol

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 2 года назад +183

      @@SaraSong-mw3zm They have tried many times, but Toast doesn't give a shit so they couldn't really do anything

    • @tuvillo
      @tuvillo 2 года назад +103

      @@SaraSong-mw3zm You can’t cancel him, that’s racist.

    • @Wolta
      @Wolta 2 года назад +45

      @@SaraSong-mw3zm The joke is that they did try to do it. But the actual joke is twitter.

    • @zhamu4822
      @zhamu4822 2 года назад +82

      @@SaraSong-mw3zm they tried once,, and it was ALMOST successful… but toast made a whole like,, word file or something basically saying “ur wrong. Im funny. U stupid.” And everyone was like “toast pog. Cancellation invalid.”

  • @kronkmcnasty4064
    @kronkmcnasty4064 Год назад +43

    Your chat with Lily was fucking hilarious. The whole video was super funny.

  • @Hentyify
    @Hentyify 2 года назад +475

    No toast, your “Filipino & Austronesian” might actually comes from indigenous Taiwanese. They all belong to Austronesian and a mainstream is from Taiwan as what Wikipedia said.

    • @milesparker557
      @milesparker557 2 года назад +50

      But it's more interesting to live in a world where he's 0.4% filipino. So it's a red pill, blue pill situation.

    • @cellion5848
      @cellion5848 2 года назад +55

      I think he understands that, or maybe he simply misunderstood the results. Either way he’s going to say he’s Filipino for the jokes.

    • @twitzmixx8374
      @twitzmixx8374 2 года назад +5

      I don't trust Wikipedia at all

    • @flutterwind7686
      @flutterwind7686 2 года назад +28

      @@twitzmixx8374 For sure, but Taiwanese Aboriginals do have a lot in common with Filipinos and Malaysians

    • @twitzmixx8374
      @twitzmixx8374 2 года назад +4

      @@flutterwind7686 Yea I mean, if it's already a fact, ofc I agree. But I don't trust Wikipedia at all when I still don't know the fact.

  • @dawalrus
    @dawalrus 2 года назад +137

    Im Taiwanese and my 23andMe results came back 0.4% Filipino & Austronesian too. That just means we have an ancestor from ~8 generations ago that was Taiwanese aboriginal (Austronesian) 🇹🇼

    • @achtungbaby2009
      @achtungbaby2009 11 месяцев назад +4

      one of your han chinese ancestor took a native austronesian women as his wife.

  • @imtotallynathan7564
    @imtotallynathan7564 Год назад +24

    Some idiot called me racist to Mexico/Mexican yet I'm Mexican
    The entire school labeled me a racist even though I just said "based on what I've heard on what goes on in Mexico I would not want to live there"
    This was in 6th grade

    • @user-yc3fw6vq5n
      @user-yc3fw6vq5n 10 месяцев назад +3

      Crazy, and you were a smorr 6th Grader

  • @zaphenath5915
    @zaphenath5915 2 года назад +343

    If you had a fully Korean relative it would have to be a great, great grandparent. And your fully Filipino ancestor is 8 generations back (based on the percentages) which basically makes us cousins! See you at the next family gathering!

    • @king_halcyon
      @king_halcyon 2 года назад

      What's ur other ancestries?

    • @achtungbaby2009
      @achtungbaby2009 11 месяцев назад +2

      0.4% austronesian link from likely native austronesian taiwanese is insignificant. For a philipino, Don't claim relative to Chinese / korean when you are obviously not.

    • @MarianaCarvalho-gu8zx
      @MarianaCarvalho-gu8zx 2 месяца назад

      "It makes us cousins! See you at the next family gathering!" 😅😂😂

  • @Rachelbee
    @Rachelbee 2 года назад +251

    His dry humor and sarcasm really shine here. I couldn't stop smiling while watching this :)

  • @bwkktur
    @bwkktur 11 месяцев назад +8

    woah, Central Asia mentioned. but I'd like to say that Genghis Khan is from Mongolia, as opposed to the Kazakhs and Kyrgyz who speak mutually intelligible Turkic languages (though genetically we are still related to the Mongols and share many similarities as to our culture and common words)

  • @chriskahl6818
    @chriskahl6818 2 года назад +622

    I love lily. She always makes toast's content better. She is like the cinnamon sugar part of his toast content.

  • @Eraashiri
    @Eraashiri 2 года назад +142

    shandong actually is largest Chinese cabbage import province and an important port place for exporting kimchi to South Korea. so I guess the korean joke works in lots of ways

  • @CaveMan_Ray
    @CaveMan_Ray 11 месяцев назад +4

    “Well actually I have a friend who is” is never a good way to go

  • @ChiriConCarne
    @ChiriConCarne 2 года назад +586

    Trust me. If the media finds out you have 0.4% Filipino blood, you'll be a headline on our newspapers, indie news networks, and Facebook podcasts. There is also a chance that you'll be in a morning show and be claimed as ours. 😂

    • @vad1089
      @vad1089 2 года назад +11

      Fr bro

    • @raindropmangoes
      @raindropmangoes 2 года назад +6

      hi! i see many others joking in a similar manner. can you explain why filipino people are so accepting even if it's a tiny percent of his heritage?

    • @thesaint5381
      @thesaint5381 2 года назад +121

      @@raindropmangoes its my own conjecture but maybe because we were occupied by Spaniards, Americans and japanese that we dont have our own identity. So famous people that has ties with filipinos was our way of claiming our place in the world

    • @raindropmangoes
      @raindropmangoes 2 года назад +11

      @@thesaint5381 this is a very insightful response, didn't think about it that way. thanks.

    • @ChiriConCarne
      @ChiriConCarne 2 года назад +29

      @@raindropmangoes Filipinos also love the attention.

  • @reksai7965
    @reksai7965 2 года назад +166

    12:03 "You're only allowed to be 5.7% Offended" *toast dies in silence* 😂

  • @vilend9842
    @vilend9842 Год назад +3

    I love how the whole chat is just saying "eat kimchi" at 11:42

  • @JacksonWalter735
    @JacksonWalter735 2 года назад +524

    Before anyone takes a DNA test for fun, be prepared for any unforseen circumstances. My sister got these AncestryDNA kits for Christmas for the whole family and it was fun determining where we came from. To our surprise, we've also found close DNA matches in California as well. Turns out, my grandfather raped and impregnated a young girl during his military days in the Vietnam War even though he had a wife and child (my uncle) at home. That Vietnamese woman gave birth to my mother's half brother and their family eventually immigrated to the U.S. after the Vietnam War ended. I had an uncle and cousins I didn't even know about this whole time. They took the same DNA tests to determine what their ancestry was as well because they only knew that the man who raped their mom/grandmother was a white American. My grandfather still denies ever being unfaithful to my grandmother to this day or for raping a 12 year old girl. Thankfully my grandmother passed away before she ever knew. While my grandfather's a monster and refuses to acknowledge his terrible actions even with DNA tests, getting to know my new uncle, aunt, cousins, and nephews over Skype and Facebook has been a pleasure. They're absolutely wonderful people and I can't wait to visit them in the summer.

    • @somethingsomething8773
      @somethingsomething8773 2 года назад +165

      That’s a yikes

    • @KiKiStarling
      @KiKiStarling 2 года назад +84

      I hope this knowledge is healing for your family.

    • @JacksonWalter735
      @JacksonWalter735 2 года назад

      @@KiKiStarling it was devastating. I always saw my grandfather as a war hero, veteran who defended his country, and respected him so much. It's hard to look at him the same way again once I found out he was a pedo, rapist, and ruined a little girl's life. In Vietnam, her community belittled and beat her for getting pregnant at 12 even though it was not her fault. Her family disowned and kicked her out to the streets because it was shameful to them and she never married/dated for the rest of her life because guys saw her as dirty/tarnished. Times are different now, but this was the how people in Vietnam behaved back then. I can't imagine the struggles and difficulties she had to go through while being homeless and raising /being responsible for a child since she was 12/13. I'm 17 and can't imagine doing that right now nevertheless myself from 5 years ago.

    • @rhi0zen904
      @rhi0zen904 2 года назад +58

      "Ages will never keep your secrets hidden", that explain it.

    • @JacksonWalter735
      @JacksonWalter735 2 года назад +1

      @Theren yup. Ruined her whole life and she had to spend her childhood taking care of a kid because she was raped.

  • @cellion5848
    @cellion5848 2 года назад +265

    5:14 Hey Toast! The Taiwanese blood is from the Austronesian. Native Taiwanese people are the same race as Filipinos. Also a lot of Taiwanese people arn’t native, just a bunch of Chinese immigrants trying to escape the gvt.
    Actually, you might not even be Filipino, it says Filipino & Austronesian. It could just be all 0.4% Taiwanese.

    • @Kaiwui
      @Kaiwui 2 года назад +37

      Was looking for this comment!!! Exactly unless you’re related to the aboriginal population from Taiwan you’re ethnically going to be Chinese 😂 Really is no separation ethnically

    • @LurpakSpreadableButter
      @LurpakSpreadableButter 2 года назад +7

      @@Kaiwui And even then, aboriginal Taiwanese came from china, so the genes aren't so separated

    • @cellion5848
      @cellion5848 2 года назад +22

      @@LurpakSpreadableButter well, the aboriginal Taiwanese did come from china, but I think they’ve been separated long enough do be at least racially different from other east asians. And it is said that the Austronesian population came from the Taiwanese aboriginals.

    • @mongoose1628
      @mongoose1628 2 года назад +4

      @@LurpakSpreadableButter All Austronesians originated from China, not just Taiwanese. The migrated from Fujian 10k+ years ago, breeding with the native population

    • @Rexlee1123
      @Rexlee1123 2 года назад +2

      I think his ancestry is from northern china though. Chinese people rarely get shandong showing up as the main province (even northern chinese people get guangdong as the main province in 23andme). Also the fact that he has korean trace which is common for northern chinese people.
      Also, most people who are from taiwan come from the fujian province and are of hokkien decent. Though people from other parts of china aren't uncommon.

  • @tommydavidson4608
    @tommydavidson4608 Год назад +5

    14:55 pro gamer move, pulled the reverse uno card on her lol

  • @fieryimmortal
    @fieryimmortal 2 года назад +66

    I love that line, "You're only allowed to be 5,7% offended."

  • @kefiraofmasbolle
    @kefiraofmasbolle 2 года назад +376

    When I saw the title, I kid you not, I was like “I bet that 5.7% is Korean” and lo and behold 😂😂

  • @lesterreyes183
    @lesterreyes183 2 года назад +14

    "You're only allowed to be 5.7% offended" -Lilypichu
    well done Lily!! :D

  • @ericharper6791
    @ericharper6791 2 года назад +637

    love toasts humor lol It's top tier

  • @kayciewithie4941
    @kayciewithie4941 2 года назад +458

    This guy just loooves walking the fine line huh?😅

  • @CarboNitee
    @CarboNitee 2 года назад +2

    7:00 for any of those who dont know what he's talking about. it's the japanese in nanjing, go search it up yourslef i dont wanna get banned

  • @kuzan421
    @kuzan421 2 года назад +49

    "a country invaded. wont mention any names"
    1 min later
    "I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THE JAPANESE!"

  • @meepow
    @meepow 2 года назад +48

    "Toast have a great news"
    Lily **suffering*

  • @MNkno
    @MNkno 11 месяцев назад +12

    Footbinding is not Japanese, it's Chinese. But the rest of the video, nice. Well done. Thank you.

  • @seta2710
    @seta2710 2 года назад +73

    Toast is the Origin of Racist Paladin, an ancient Hearthstone Meme Deck

    • @seta2710
      @seta2710 2 года назад +2

      Giving myself a reply to boost my chances of being a top comment

    • @seta2710
      @seta2710 2 года назад +3

      Big Brain

  • @agnes3370
    @agnes3370 2 года назад +66

    "i can pinoy bait and cannot be called out" 😂😂😂 also, Toast has the P card now which means he gets a lifetime supply of free lumpia 😂

  • @richardschwab224
    @richardschwab224 2 года назад +4

    His grandma escaped China and toast escapes escape rooms. It makes sense why he's so good at them, it's in his blood

  • @rollsroyce1213
    @rollsroyce1213 2 года назад +87

    this guy really just said " we all know I'm a huge Racist" right off the f*cking bat. LMFAO

  • @MrThemunch
    @MrThemunch 2 года назад +11

    Yo, toast you're actually my favorite RUclipsr now. You are down to earth and it's refreshing to see.

  • @irishgrl
    @irishgrl 11 месяцев назад +1

    I’m happy to report that I stumbled across this a year after you made it & it’s still UP! It’s also fularious!
    😂

  • @_toulouse
    @_toulouse 2 года назад +171

    Quite a number of Asians would probably be hype if they learned they had even an ounce of Korean in them, so when Toast screamed in horror at himself being 5% Korean, that shit got me fr lmao

    • @Weeping-Angel
      @Weeping-Angel 2 года назад +1

      ahhhhhh, the Horror!!!

    • @youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263
      @youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263 2 года назад +6

      Is kinda normal that part of his ancestry is Shandong instead of southern China. So if he say he’s from Taiwan, his grandfather must be part of the KMT soldiers who fled to Taiwan instead of Taiwan Austronesian or hokkien or Hakka

  • @alltimelow101_p
    @alltimelow101_p 2 года назад +60

    Toast: "wait what? They calling me a caveman monkey?"
    Also Toast: Corpse bad, Corpse kill lily, Felix thought lily as well, if Toast plus Felix plus corpse against lily

  • @drix4275
    @drix4275 2 года назад +3

    18:52 "Michael I have great news." Lily: "Noo, stop." ^o^

  • @Abc123z1000
    @Abc123z1000 2 года назад +145

    “You’re only allowed to be 5.7% offended… do you have a rice cooker that talks to you?” 🤣🤣
    “I’m merely a pawn in society’s game…”
    - So, you’re a misogynist.
    “No, I’m a realist…”
    I love Toast and Lily 😂😂😂

  • @msblackrose999
    @msblackrose999 2 года назад +38

    The hard push for 5.7% Korean and 0.4% Filipino always makes me laugh. 🤣 I'm Filipino and I know Toast humor and banter.
    I hope my fellowmen won't get triggered etc. hahaha

  • @xiromassave
    @xiromassave Год назад +3

    You also get along very well with Valkyrae because she’s also Filipino and the good thing is Rae and Michael both your your part Filipino as well. I never understood why I got along with most Russian’s until I found out my mother was part Russian.

  • @brandonburns1052
    @brandonburns1052 2 года назад +26

    So that’s how Toast can rock the Kpop star style. It all makes sense

  • @_risi
    @_risi 2 года назад +53

    Has lily tried this DNA thingy yet? If not, then it'd be funny if she's like 0.5% Filipino

  • @pplettuce.
    @pplettuce. 2 года назад +1

    ''ok give mee.. a sound effect if kirby sucking donky kong :D''

  • @johnathanlynch-phillips17
    @johnathanlynch-phillips17 2 года назад +21

    Toast : Im not gonna name any countries...
    a few moments later
    Toast : It was the Japanese.

  • @brendanmatelan2129
    @brendanmatelan2129 Год назад +5

    19:13, “we are blood, bruh” Lol

  • @Irapa7
    @Irapa7 2 года назад +11

    "Youre only allowed to be 5.7% offended" lmao im using that

  • @zarinah4740
    @zarinah4740 2 года назад +27

    Disclaimer: this is toast’s persona, he is in fact not actually racist. I think.

    • @random_girl6123
      @random_girl6123 2 года назад +6

      Yeah, I don't even watch him that often but I atleast know he like to play a lot on the sarcasm and satire. Also lowkey insult the way the internet is with their "moral" ways.

  • @HispanicBlanca
    @HispanicBlanca 5 месяцев назад +1

    lily should've asked 12:36
    do you have a Samsung phone? A Samsung fridge? A Samsung stove? A Samsung microwave?

  • @notthespy4176
    @notthespy4176 2 года назад +36

    "my uncle was a child" - Toast explaining how aging works lamo

  • @unknownbutknown332
    @unknownbutknown332 2 года назад +118

    If you stick "sometimes" in front of a sentence "almost" any statement can pass as truth😂😂

  • @aestheticramen8670
    @aestheticramen8670 2 года назад +2

    Me remembering a song called: I JUST DID A DNA TEST TURNS OUT I’M A 100%-

  • @acekira100
    @acekira100 2 года назад +6

    I literally am laughing the shit out of me with the timing of the youtube ad 15:42. As soon as Toast said Filipino PH's DOT ad came right up (am a Filipino btw)

  • @danielleli3824
    @danielleli3824 2 года назад +8

    "by this invading force... it was the japanese" LMAOO please

  • @TruthWarriorDJazJae
    @TruthWarriorDJazJae Год назад +1

    Lol... "a realest misogynist" Thank you for giving me that type of interpretation!

  • @Sangtrone
    @Sangtrone 2 года назад +8

    7:10 I'm starting to think the story of Toast's Ancestry is going back and forth between Korea and China everytime the Rising Sun invades.

  • @SakshamJain0201
    @SakshamJain0201 2 года назад +17

    Toast teasing his friends is the funniest shit and I love it.

  • @kv4648
    @kv4648 2 года назад +1

    4:35 You are one of us now brother
    Unexpected but also delightful

  • @pyro2907
    @pyro2907 2 года назад +100

    As a Filipino when he said that he can "Pinoy Bait now" made me laughed so hard 💀💀

  • @silitradragos
    @silitradragos 2 года назад +15

    I love how this video started with ancestry then went into a debate who's older and who should be respected xD

  • @macesmashface
    @macesmashface 2 года назад +3

    Regarding 9:46 - Neanderthal weren't dumb at all, they where just not aggressive (enough), unlike the modern human.

    • @king_halcyon
      @king_halcyon 2 года назад +2

      Wtf I thought self domestication occured in modern humans only (sapiens).

    • @user-yc3fw6vq5n
      @user-yc3fw6vq5n 10 месяцев назад

      Wasn't it because homosapiens were more social and were specialist so they succeeded over the Jack of All trades Neanderthals

  • @lichtderxeraphim
    @lichtderxeraphim 2 года назад +18

    at around the 7:00 minute mark, if you're curious about what he is talking about, he may be referring to the Sino-Japanese War that took place in China, also known as the Nanking (now romanized as Nanjing) Massacre, or the Rape of Nanjing.

  • @skippythewonderchicken7511
    @skippythewonderchicken7511 2 года назад +15

    Well, Taiwan was colonized pretty thoroughly by mainland china over the last 400 years even though it's believed to be the main starting point of the spread of people into Polynesia. The population is about 95% mainland chinese and a little over 2% are indigenous pacific islander. Taiwan is basically a country of immigrants similar to Canada, Australia, or the US. There's actually a really promising push by the Taiwanese government to give more control of heritage sites to the native peoples that have nearly been pushed to extinction on the island. Unlike in more European Settler States, Taiwan has seems to have a common understanding that everyone born in Taiwan is Taiwanese unlike places in North America or Oceania where it's a far more hostile relationship, generally because the colonial powers can't stick to their treaties. New Zealand is doing a good job walking that back at least. Anyway, the level of "Native Taiwanese" mostly depends on when your family would have moved there. Either in the 50s when Chiang Kai-Shek moved in and created a totalitarian regime or during the 350 years of colonization leading up to that. Fujian was the most common region settlers came from and the dialect the taiwanese language is most closely related to, but Shandong and Guangdong are coastal regions so it wouldn't be particular surprising for settlers to decide they wanted to take a crack at the cool forest island before the civil war broke out.
    As far as your Korean heritage... Well. Korea has changed hands between Japan and China a few times over the years. Wouldn't be too surprising if a few korean relatives moved to Shandong, Guangdong, or Taiwan itself during those periods.
    Your Filipino relative could have been an immigrant that moved to Taiwan as well. Not particularly uncommon.
    There are some really interesting videos about Taiwanese history out there. J.J. McCullough has a pretty good video to start with for those who know absolutely nothing. And A Brighter Summer Day is one of the most beautiful Taiwanese films out there and really illustrates the tension between New Mainlanders who just arrived after the civil war and the decedents of settlers who moved to taiwan hundreds of years earlier as well as giving a really unique snapshot of life under the Chiangs.

    • @avengedaura
      @avengedaura 2 года назад

      Taiwanese blood basically doesn't exist since Taiwan is literally just an island that the democratic government fled to during the civil war

    • @skippythewonderchicken7511
      @skippythewonderchicken7511 2 года назад +1

      @avenged aura That is... Not correct. Taiwan is currently believed to be the original launching point for the spread of humanity to all of Polynesia and for the longest time was a essentially Polynesian island itself. It's been inhabited for at least 30,000 years in one form or another. Only in the last four hundred years or so was there a concerted effort by the Han to colonize the place. Native Taiwanese are still very much a people, they make up 2% of the population of modern Taiwan. Are you implying that Chiang Kai-shek and his forces showed up to an island covered in unsettled forests? Taipei was founded in the early 1700s. It was a Japanese base of operations after the sino-japanese war and given back to the china after WWII. Like, Taiwan has a ton of history and infrastructure whether you think it's its own country or not. It's not just a pretty big deserted island Chiang Kai-shek washed up on the shore of after fleeing the mainland.

    • @ia490
      @ia490 2 года назад

      @@skippythewonderchicken7511 bruh why are you correcting yourself like this 💀

    • @skippythewonderchicken7511
      @skippythewonderchicken7511 2 года назад +2

      @@ia490 Hmm... Looks like the person I'm correcting deleted or hid their message? The notification says three replies but only two appear. Anyway, for context RUclips User Avenged Aura replied "Taiwanese Blood doesn't exist since Taiwan is literally just an island that the democratic government fled to during the civil war." Theoretically I should have @'d them with the reply but I don't like unnecessarily pinging people with rebuttals in the comments section on RUclips.

  • @tomashaintl2763
    @tomashaintl2763 5 месяцев назад

    7:46 isn't bonded feet like that part of some kind of chinese culture (simplified Chinese: 缠足; traditional Chinese: 纏足; pinyin: chánzú)

  • @mystikkyt332
    @mystikkyt332 2 года назад +32

    I took a DNA test once and found out im 100% bad bitch

    • @hypersus8547
      @hypersus8547 2 года назад +2

      i spit my shit out while laughing

    • @inconnn
      @inconnn 2 года назад +3

      @@hypersus8547 don't think that's healthy

    • @user-yc3fw6vq5n
      @user-yc3fw6vq5n 10 месяцев назад

  • @ellatoes
    @ellatoes 2 года назад +70

    I’m Korean and I laughed at this so hard because I kinda did the same thing when I found out I was like 74% Korean, When I saw you were 0.2% Kazakhstan I got some sad memories on when my only friend left me without notice to move there in 3rd grade and I cried lol.

    • @iliyaskyrykbayev775
      @iliyaskyrykbayev775 2 года назад +3

      Sad to hear that. I'm from Kazakhstan and Koreans are treated well here, so don't worry about your friend, he's probably fine

    • @Lol-kq8xv
      @Lol-kq8xv 2 года назад +1

      @Theren Nope Korea is homogeneous, so more than 50% of Koreans are common

    • @60mmmortarcrewfdcs.koreana62
      @60mmmortarcrewfdcs.koreana62 2 года назад +2

      @Theren not rare.
      I've seen a lot of Koreans having more than 50% of Korean dna.
      (some of them even had 99% Korean blood)

    • @monkasmerp6614
      @monkasmerp6614 Год назад

      @Theren ??? No they’re not

    • @TrinhNguyen-sh4fj
      @TrinhNguyen-sh4fj 2 месяца назад

      @@60mmmortarcrewfdcs.koreana62Koreans are using very pure.

  • @underwaterdream2870
    @underwaterdream2870 4 месяца назад +1

    These tests base on some relative knowledge. One geneticist might say a gene xyz is Korean, while another - Chinese. That's because people haven't created countries basing on their genetic profile. They just happened to move into various locations and some mutations or genes happened to serve them better or create no issues. It's not you're 5% whatever, it's more like that 5% is associated with people mostly living in a particular place, but how it came to be in your particular set of genes is not known. Seriously, it could've even be a random mutation which just happens to be exactly the same as that other group of people.

  • @JewelsASMR.
    @JewelsASMR. 2 года назад +13

    I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that “redacted”

  • @coffeegirl18
    @coffeegirl18 2 года назад +8

    I'm laughing so hard about how hard you're trolling.
    I did mine for fun and to be able to gain some more stories about Mom when she was a kid. I'm literally mostly European (Irish, French, Native Canadian, English with a bit of random Swedish/Norse in there). My ancestry on my nana's side is mostly unknown and I think it's Eastern European....It gets really shakey around WWII and I'm not going to press family about it. I had a pretty serious ex bf that thought for sure I was Polish; he was actually born in Poland. Mom thought maybe Ukrainian because my nana looked a lot like this tiny Ukrainian lady she knew when I was little. Nana always had Kielbasa, Pada haas (pierogis) and cabbage rolls out for everyone to eat and overfed everyone that would visit.
    I love the amount of anthropology 23andMe; I did the AncestryDNA one because I have my full family tree on there.

  • @Goose_pjo
    @Goose_pjo 3 месяца назад

    The “Onga bonga return to monkey” “huh!” Had me dying 😂

  • @LeakyTrees
    @LeakyTrees 2 года назад +7

    fun fact, oppa is older brother in Korean, but Opa is grandfather in German

    • @k.w.mcgregor5147
      @k.w.mcgregor5147 2 года назад +3

      And oupa is grandfather in afrikaans (sound is basically the same)

    • @LeakyTrees
      @LeakyTrees 2 года назад +2

      @@k.w.mcgregor5147 ooo fun!

  • @enderomega303
    @enderomega303 2 года назад +10

    The video was great and all, finding out toast has a drop of Filipino blood in him somewhere but I can't believe that I've just now found out that lily is 30

  • @hannahsss3491
    @hannahsss3491 2 года назад

    5:25 i went, oh thank goodness lol
    the "Toast everyone...is from Africa' part got me a little tbh lollll

  • @kirpi7996
    @kirpi7996 2 года назад +28

    Impecable levels of trolling

  • @ajcrno
    @ajcrno 2 года назад +22

    we filipinos must protect the true pinoy king at all times