I MURDERED A HAMSTER (and it ruined my life)

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @coolman_coffeedan
    @coolman_coffeedan  5 лет назад +7920

    1,000 comments saying "YEET" and I'll do another storytime

  • @youssefmahmoud2152
    @youssefmahmoud2152 5 лет назад +2904

    I once talked at school. It was scary. Would not try again.

  • @monsterhunterdude5448
    @monsterhunterdude5448 5 лет назад +3497

    "Just do a story time animation, people eat those up"
    *nom nom nom*

    • @coolman_coffeedan
      @coolman_coffeedan  5 лет назад +448

      that panda sure does love eating bread

    • @monsterhunterdude5448
      @monsterhunterdude5448 5 лет назад +112

      @@coolman_coffeedan isn t that a hamster?!
      *Visible confusion*

    • @reddestcherry
      @reddestcherry 5 лет назад +44

      @@coolman_coffeedan that's one strange looking chihuahua :l

    • @merakisoul5358
      @merakisoul5358 4 года назад +20

      @@coolman_coffeedan aw man i thought that doggo was cute tho

    • @astick1715
      @astick1715 4 года назад +14

      @@coolman_coffeedan I mean, this is the only pink panda that talks so... I guess you're right.

  • @orionity1612
    @orionity1612 3 года назад +263

    Hamster: *eats peacefully*
    Danny: *pokes*
    Hamster and Danny : *peace was never an option*

  • @ctraye6293
    @ctraye6293 5 лет назад +374

    “Don’t murder things”
    Unless you want a funny senior quote

  • @thattrickytrickster612
    @thattrickytrickster612 5 лет назад +178

    “This is the Great Depression”
    *“... WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA!”*
    🤣

  • @jasper6407
    @jasper6407 5 лет назад +712

    Embarrassing moment:
    School was out and I ran outside looking for my mom, then I thought I saw her so I ran to her and gave her a hug. Until I realized it was a random woman.

    • @CottonTheCat
      @CottonTheCat 5 лет назад +30

      Same here 😹😹

    • @strfe4681
      @strfe4681 5 лет назад +20

      That happened to me too once lol

    • @damirus3335
      @damirus3335 5 лет назад +5

      Bruh

    • @PepsiZM
      @PepsiZM 5 лет назад +9

      What did she say

    • @wintershock
      @wintershock 5 лет назад +23

      Happened to me once but I thought some random guy was my dad because he was wearing the same hat and clothes.

  • @akemi8956
    @akemi8956 4 года назад +252

    Is nobody gonna talk about how he said I’m not going back to jail AgAiN

    • @meirymuniz1791
      @meirymuniz1791 3 года назад +7

      If he is going back. ..its suposed :its again!

  • @marzizreal
    @marzizreal 5 лет назад +500

    Danny: “hey I’m Danny and I kill animals”
    Me: “Welp I didn’t know that it did that”

  • @lemonchanisrandom1531
    @lemonchanisrandom1531 4 года назад +472

    I killed my pet fish by taking it out just so I can look at it I wish my mom explained that they couldn't breathe out of water

  • @googleslettere5842
    @googleslettere5842 4 года назад +385

    3:57
    *_I A I N T G O I N B A C K T O J A I L_*

  • @dumpsterc0rpse
    @dumpsterc0rpse 3 года назад +231

    I...
    Can we appreciate that his on 20 years I will be... "Somewhere, untangling headphones"

  • @Torothecat
    @Torothecat 5 лет назад +502

    *"This is the great depression"*
    *"WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA"*

  • @shodo2189
    @shodo2189 5 лет назад +347

    Danny Casale:*video over 2 minutes*
    Viewers: Wait...that's illegal

  • @rosemary8089
    @rosemary8089 5 лет назад +119

    “Well, I don’t eat them. I do it for fun.”
    *that makes it worse*
    😂😂😂

  • @flora7856
    @flora7856 3 года назад +41

    “I don’t wanna retire”
    Now that’s the thing we wanted to hear him say

  • @yourgurlasher9299
    @yourgurlasher9299 4 года назад +189

    This is what my senior quote would be:
    “I like my tea how I like socializing, I don’t tea..”

  • @juandiozz6433
    @juandiozz6433 5 лет назад +625

    Danny: don't murder things
    *Homicide rate drops to 0%*

  • @robertofabbri1037
    @robertofabbri1037 4 года назад +420

    Fluffy : dies
    Class : there is an impostor among us

  • @izzi482
    @izzi482 4 года назад +213

    the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me in school:
    ok so i was telling a few friends of mine who i had a crush on (this was quite a few years ago by the way) and it turns out that was a mistake because this psychotic girl sitting a few tables away overheard me and made it very clear. so i made her swear not to tell anybody. well everything was going normally until lunch time. this girl spotted my crush sitting at "the boy's table" which at that time was right next to ours. she took it upon herself to sit right next to me (which wasn't normal because we hated each other) and she was just eating her lunch like normal until randomly she just starts screaming about how i had a crush on ___. well of course i could have just sat quietly and denied that it was true, but instead my dumbass decided to start tackling her and forcing her mouth shut. people around me started noticing and giggling, and it didn't take long for the boy's table to notice as well. once she noticed she had got my crush's attention, she started resorting to crude sign language in order to tell him. it took a while, but he finally managed to figure out what she was saying. you should have seen his face. at this point i was desperate and started repeatedly slapping her (yes i know i have issues but my noodle arms couldn't have hurt her anyway) and then the teachers saw what was going on. my least favorite teacher screeched my name like a banshee and the entire cafeteria went dead silent. i've always had a reputation for being that one quiet kid who just sits there being agreeable because i don't want to draw attention to myself, so you can imagine people were surprised. i just sat there for a few seconds before bursting into tears and starting to rambling about "she told my biggest secret". the teacher took me to the school counselor and of course i couldn't tell her anything. the worst part is they told my parents about the incident and, once again, i was way too embarrassed to tell them anything. somehow that dude still liked me and we started "dating" a few months later. (that relationship only lasted about 2 weeks)
    moral of the story: it's better to just sit there and die than be exposed for the psychopath you are .

    • @adainb1759
      @adainb1759 3 года назад +5

      wow......👏.......👏

    • @lasa1337
      @lasa1337 3 года назад +4

      oof im so sorry fot this

    • @mavis.lahar2001
      @mavis.lahar2001 3 года назад +11

      I was the quiet kid up to highschool (i'm in college now) and i was that type of quiet that scared my classmates and never got bullied because they think i'm dangerous or something and once a girl approached me (after i started talking to them) to tell me that she dreamt of me choking her lol....i hear my friends talking about how they got bullied for being the quiet kids and i sometimes don't believe bullying exists because i didn't experience it nor see it in real life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @rowanjones1435
      @rowanjones1435 3 года назад +1

      "A reputation for being the quiet kid" never heard that before...

    • @user-dl5yl6pe3s
      @user-dl5yl6pe3s 3 года назад +1

      if i were you i would scream as loud as i could in her ear, that is a natural instinct

  • @sophiistarwolf2750
    @sophiistarwolf2750 5 лет назад +386

    Here's something embarrassing.
    So one day at school, it was like... A year ago. We had class. But I kind of forgot we had to go to class. Yea. I forgot we have lessons at school.
    I'm starting to question my mental health.
    And I was just sitting on a bench in the school garden when a kid from my class screamed at me through a window: "YO, SOPHIE! DID YOU FORGET OUR ENGLISH LESSON STARTED 15 MINUTES AGO? WHY YOU SITTING THERE?" And the whole class was just looking at me weirdly when I came in the classroom. I literally forgot we had lessons ;-;
    It's so embarrassing it hurts my soul.

  • @joykillbill6698
    @joykillbill6698 5 лет назад +171

    The most embarrassing thing to happen to me in school:
    Sitting in the bathroom doing my business, and the janitor knocking the door down to accuse me of smoking weed. Which fun fact I’ve never smoked, even as I’m writing this comment.
    Even when I got sent to the principals office, everyone told this janitor I would never do that since I’m so basic.
    Sure enough that blunt was from another student, and I basically spent this whole day getting yelled at by this poor confused enraged janitor for no reason.
    Thanks public school.

    • @MultiAi4
      @MultiAi4 5 лет назад +3

      He was just mad you ain’t pass it to him😂

    • @peteryau829
      @peteryau829 5 лет назад

      wow. JUST WOW.

    • @jtsanchez1507
      @jtsanchez1507 5 лет назад

      U go to public school and most of the food there is actually spoiled.

    • @no_name4415
      @no_name4415 5 лет назад

      So basic

  • @Clever1992ton
    @Clever1992ton 4 года назад +161

    Not many stories end with the moral "do not kill". I am glad we have one now. This might change how society develops as a whole from now on.

  • @magnojennylynd.9001
    @magnojennylynd.9001 3 года назад +59

    wHat’S tHe MoSt emBaRraSsiNg tHiNG tHat haPpeNeD iN youR LiFe?
    me: oh, from which one do i start..🤔

  • @WHOOOSHXDOfficial
    @WHOOOSHXDOfficial 4 года назад +423

    It’s 2020 and we still haven’t seen a Story time again

  • @RIA-rq6gl
    @RIA-rq6gl 4 года назад +312

    *okay so can we all appreciate how good looking danny in his year book. damn*

  • @shashishukla6498
    @shashishukla6498 4 года назад +293

    “I kill animals for no reason”
    *’End of the f*cking world’ season 1 flashbacks*

  • @ryanjs
    @ryanjs 3 года назад +49

    Confession: In 3rd grade I was VERY short, and so when everyone else was cleaning up after recess outside, I tried to pick up a cone that was half the size of me, *I fell backwards like a rock in front of half my elementary school* and everyone saw it. Horrible.

  • @Lol-dx8vg
    @Lol-dx8vg 5 лет назад +94

    When he said "i kill animals"
    I felt that

  • @meove1213
    @meove1213 5 лет назад +189

    can we have "Hamster that murdered by Danny" merch? his so cute

    • @bkovba
      @bkovba 5 лет назад +12

      no, we have "Hamster that murdered by Danny" merch at home

    • @JackanFor
      @JackanFor 5 лет назад +3

      Hamster that was murdered by danny at home: sq

    • @marissaturner7289
      @marissaturner7289 5 лет назад +2

      *WOW!*

    • @Cherry_Cupid
      @Cherry_Cupid 5 лет назад +3

      Rip Yeet HamHam

    • @sunbea4477
      @sunbea4477 5 лет назад

      Fluffy_Boi he’s*

  • @pootsby
    @pootsby 5 лет назад +122

    YEET
    So basically, as a kid, I thought all eggs were hard boiled. So I went to the fridge and got a raw egg and started peeling it. It cracked and it spilled everywhere. So I got another one thinking that it didn’t stay hard boiled because I peeled it too fast. So i try to peel slowly and the same thing happened. And another one. While in the process of breaking another egg, my mother walks in and looks at the mess I’ve made. She starts laughing and gets the egg out of my hand and hard boils it for me. She explains how all eggs come out raw and the ones I’m used to peeling are hard boiled. I then go to clean up the mess I’ve made out of embarrassment. Thank you, mom, for dealing with my shit and overall teaching me how to live without being stupid.

    • @anacovic2229
      @anacovic2229 5 лет назад +18

      Wtf your mum is so awesome
      My would just yell and me and make me feel bad

    • @ghghghbbhh9495
      @ghghghbbhh9495 5 лет назад +4

      @@anacovic2229 yes but that's how you learn

    • @CocoWantsACracker
      @CocoWantsACracker 5 лет назад +6

      The biggest problem these days is everyone feeling they should know everything. It's great there are still people out there who dare to ask things or who take the time to explain basics without judging. There's no shame in ignorance or admitting you don't know something :-)

    • @anacovic2229
      @anacovic2229 5 лет назад +6

      @@ghghghbbhh9495 true, thats how it works with younger kids
      But i am hypersensitive, and a teen now, and she would still act that way, what drives me mad cause now i can understand if i did something wrong or why it is wrong

    • @ghghghbbhh9495
      @ghghghbbhh9495 5 лет назад +4

      @@anacovic2229 I understand, I am sorry

  • @michvel_official
    @michvel_official 4 года назад +44

    The most embarrassing thing that happened to me was snort laughing in front of my crush at school

    • @Jacobs322SK
      @Jacobs322SK 3 года назад +8

      Man.. I see that these things can seem like a big deal but believe me... they are not, there is no need to be perfect in front of everyone, no one is perfect, everybody knows that no one is perfect and everybody still try to seem perfect, being yourself, having manners and respect is the most attractive thing

    • @michvel_official
      @michvel_official 3 года назад +1

      @@Jacobs322SK thank you ♡︎♡︎♡︎

  • @ommer15
    @ommer15 5 лет назад +218

    Confession: I was responsible for
    Ms. Daily’s 2nd grade class hamsters death. The thing thought my finger was a carrot, bit me and I flung him into a bookshelf. My bad guys.
    -Danny Casale

    • @elorapetrova5406
      @elorapetrova5406 5 лет назад +2

      Everyone saw that and no one asked for this comment.

    • @ommer15
      @ommer15 5 лет назад +7

      Aida, the fat cat next door shush

    • @elorapetrova5406
      @elorapetrova5406 5 лет назад +2

      @@ommer15 shush you fat mashed potatoe ass.

    • @cristalwaschbuger5284
      @cristalwaschbuger5284 5 лет назад +7

      @@elorapetrova5406 r/rareinsults

    • @ommer15
      @ommer15 5 лет назад

      Aida, the fat cat next door 🤫

  • @keirakelley8528
    @keirakelley8528 4 года назад +172

    The most embarrassing thing that happened to me when I was younger:
    One morning when I was younger, my stomach hurt and I told my mom I couldn't go to school, she said something like, "Oh, you just don't want to go to school." So I went to school like a good li'l child. I was in like second or third grade, and the teacher called us to the rug for story time. Little did I know, I had to sit in the front row. In the middle of the small book from which the teacher was reading from, I threw up onto her nice high heeled shoes. :I So ye. That's all I got, sorry.

    • @gablsg
      @gablsg 4 года назад +5

      I almost slept at my aunts but i didnt and i got lucky cause the next morning i threw up and it was a school day so if i was at my aunts i would have been to school and threw up
      And once i had an infection so I couldn’t go to school for a week :p

    • @youniqca1489
      @youniqca1489 4 года назад +2

      I laughed

    • @BlueSmash_404
      @BlueSmash_404 4 года назад +14

      That reminds me when i had to pee in a school trip and the bathrooms got stucked,the dorknob didn't open in any way when i was trying to get in there and i just made it in my pants,and passed all the school trip whit my pants wet and fortunately there was sun so i could got dry my pants with the sun.
      Moral of the history:
      Fuck the publics bathrooms.

    • @nikt1858
      @nikt1858 4 года назад +2

      Lol @keira

    • @youwilllaughlol7884
      @youwilllaughlol7884 4 года назад

      That suks

  • @marcusjohnson3766
    @marcusjohnson3766 4 года назад +262

    I pulled my pants down in kindergarten because I was so proud of my underwear. Everyone was laughing so hard, but soon I realized I was wearing the wrong underwear, then I was sad.

  • @Lu-kt6lg
    @Lu-kt6lg 3 года назад +63

    A minute of silence because of Danny's silent pain caused by that hamster bite. (I would totally frick out if a hamter bite me-)

    • @phantomxv186
      @phantomxv186 3 года назад

      Me: Yo naruto I think sasuke calling you
      Sasuke: NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😲😲😲😲
      ME: 😐

    • @anonim_1114
      @anonim_1114 3 года назад

      @@phantomxv186 what the fuck

    • @phantomxv186
      @phantomxv186 3 года назад

      @@anonim_1114 lol

  • @randomguy-jh3fn
    @randomguy-jh3fn 4 года назад +348

    "I ain't going back to jail"
    So have you been to jail at least once as a kid?

    • @Sacrifice340
      @Sacrifice340 3 года назад +2

      I made the likes 70 hahaha

    • @Sacrifice340
      @Sacrifice340 3 года назад +2

      @orbitblade I FEAR NO ONE HAHA

    • @choozz6223
      @choozz6223 3 года назад +2

      @@Sacrifice340 wtf dood

    • @Sacrifice340
      @Sacrifice340 3 года назад

      @@choozz6223 wat dood fifjirkfnglgkldpwksmanwkx

    • @choozz6223
      @choozz6223 3 года назад

      U

  • @iBoss818
    @iBoss818 5 лет назад +61

    "20 years from now... I will be somewhere, untangling earphones"
    How wrong were you!

  • @MJ-jn4qh
    @MJ-jn4qh 5 лет назад +113

    *_i've been waiting for this._*

  • @loviejoy954
    @loviejoy954 4 года назад +11

    the most recent embarrassing thing that happened to me was: i was at church with my family, and my grandma was there. i went to hug my grandma, but i accidentally walked up to some other person and almost hugged them. i was reeeeeeeally embarrassed, i tried not to cry acctually.

  • @AlfredSoul
    @AlfredSoul 5 лет назад +52

    In response to the question:
    My parents split up when I was in first grade and because of it, I started crying ever so often for seemingly no reason. Someday, a couple of my classmates gathered and made me drawings and origami stuff to lighten my mood and because the kids had fun doing these kinds of things, some more joined in and then some more, etc. After that day, I had gotten a whole trashbag full of paper gifts that I brought home. I felt super greatful but also quite uncomfortable. Actually, that's a pretty sweet story.
    Only one thing left to say:
    Yeet.

  • @marissaturner7289
    @marissaturner7289 5 лет назад +165

    Most embarrassing story:
    I pooped myself when I was in 3rd grade I did not want to I just did not feel good and farted and well it just...happened . When there was 4 hours left to end the class. My classmates started to notice the bad smell and started to make comments about it. I wanted to disappear. My teacher called my mom and she picked me up early due that while my classmates were laughing and making an “ugh” face.
    And since I can’t scroll down the principal comment to comment “yeet” due there are too many... I will do it here:
    YEET

    • @ateyourmother
      @ateyourmother 5 лет назад +1

      Marissa Turner that sucks

    • @tupu9355
      @tupu9355 5 лет назад +1

      vale, eso tiene que ser MUY MUY JODIDO (vi que sabes español)

    • @marissaturner7289
      @marissaturner7289 5 лет назад +1

      Wizner55 si amigo soy de Honduras y fue horrible algo que no cuento en ingles es que mi mamá me pegó con la faja por eso. Saludos!!

  • @user-rs7wq1du6y
    @user-rs7wq1du6y 5 лет назад +21

    '20 years from now.. I'll be somewhere untangling earphones.'
    Relatable.

    • @_OkKen_
      @_OkKen_ 5 лет назад

      ChronicallyPsychotic not with AirPods he won’t be 😂

  • @williamkasey4151
    @williamkasey4151 3 года назад +46

    “20 years from now I will be somewhere untangling headphone”
    Me: *they didn’t know headphones with wires would soon be extinct*

  • @Pink_fir
    @Pink_fir 5 лет назад +53

    I once farted on a dead silent room while taking a test 🥴🥴💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @VOLAIRE
    @VOLAIRE 5 лет назад +212

    PETA standing around the corner waiting to take down this video

    • @acoffeewithsatan
      @acoffeewithsatan 5 лет назад +12

      More like taking notes "ohhh that's a pretty clever idea, we should add that method to the list"

    • @_observer796
      @_observer796 5 лет назад +3

      lol haha stupid vegans
      watch this ruclips.net/video/pdiOKzGw-2c/видео.html xD

    • @miserydark1299
      @miserydark1299 4 года назад +1

      Omg youre everywhere xD I swear.

  • @tanvip1169
    @tanvip1169 4 года назад +65

    "Die in the parking lot in solitude" why's this is so relatable

  • @itiswhatitismindset
    @itiswhatitismindset 3 года назад +10

    Danny: I'm not going back to jail!
    Me: LOL. Wait. *Back to jail?*

  • @fairyshroomz4261
    @fairyshroomz4261 4 года назад +320

    Ok story time
    When I was in grade one, my teacher would always read my class a story once a week and that day I needed to go to the bathroom REALLLLLY BAD. My teacher was reading the story and didn’t realize that I was raising my hand. Typical me was too shy to just say I need to go to the bathroom. Ten mins have gone by and I was slowly suffering I couldn’t hold it in so I started peeing, in front of everyone, on the carpet. Some random kid noticed and was like “teacher, Alissa’s peeing on the floor”. Everyone turned around and just stared at me. The teacher told me to go to the bathroom and the janitor came and cleaned it up. I had to go home and change. The awkward conversation I had with my mom was terrible. I had to explain why she had to pick me up.
    That was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me and I can’t believe I’m writing about it right now

    • @fairyshroomz4261
      @fairyshroomz4261 4 года назад +1

      Total Tech ...ya

    • @smh1245
      @smh1245 4 года назад +14

      Ooooo when I was in 1st grade....same thing happened to me but I shat my pants but thankfully our school had spare pants for everyone and they washed your pants on the spot because kids did that very frequently I guess...it was VERY embarrassing nonetheless...

    • @fairyshroomz4261
      @fairyshroomz4261 4 года назад +1

      @@smh1245 ooooooof lol

    • @halewen7240
      @halewen7240 4 года назад +2

      @@smh1245 oh sh1t I did the same thing before too
      I just like, shit on my pants and teacher asked me to go to the bathroom and gave me new pants...
      oh, I guess I also peed on my pants before too, but idfk why my teacher didn't realize that... and it just... I wore wet pants to my home ._.
      this is embarrassing af

    • @knightmareshadow1280
      @knightmareshadow1280 4 года назад +1

      Itz Alissa ur a girl but if i was in ur place i would empty a water bottle and use it instead XD

  • @jayeshsawant6734
    @jayeshsawant6734 5 лет назад +247

    YEET
    High school was too terrible to be able to remember anything.

    • @ctraye6293
      @ctraye6293 5 лет назад +5

      jayesh sawant I can’t wait to forget what I’m trying to forget

    • @yzsanalessa478
      @yzsanalessa478 5 лет назад

      Agreed

    • @coolman_coffeedan
      @coolman_coffeedan  5 лет назад +3

      i blacked out for 4 years

    • @jayeshsawant6734
      @jayeshsawant6734 5 лет назад +1

      @@coolman_coffeedan we got you fam, keep making these storytimes.

  • @Liminal_Loomis
    @Liminal_Loomis 5 лет назад +189

    Most embarrassing thing ive ever done:
    *i called my teacher Mum*

    • @joisaita6522
      @joisaita6522 5 лет назад +10

      Foxy_ Afton Hah finally a partner in crime

    • @justahuman3864
      @justahuman3864 5 лет назад +5

      And who didn't do it
      I did it twice 😂

    • @nickwilson3499
      @nickwilson3499 5 лет назад +4

      Foxy_ Afton I’ve called my best friend’s mom ‘Mom’ once. It was so embarrassing

    • @Liminal_Loomis
      @Liminal_Loomis 5 лет назад +1

      @@nickwilson3499 oo now that could have gone bad XD

    • @arghyaneedsleep
      @arghyaneedsleep 5 лет назад

      Everyone's done that.

  • @Zaneon12_
    @Zaneon12_ 4 года назад +15

    Danny:is this supposed to have a lesson at the end or...
    Animals: YES
    Also Danny: well okay... -um- well... Don't murder- don't murd- ahh sh**

  • @forkygacha9272
    @forkygacha9272 4 года назад +412

    I once was at school and my friend said that her aunt died and I thought she said ‘ant’ so I was like: “You can just get a new one”

    • @tarmeansretarded
      @tarmeansretarded 4 года назад +33

      Rip

    • @DvirLalazri
      @DvirLalazri 4 года назад +6

      hey Brian my soup says ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo its cheerio

    • @ilikepiggy6326
      @ilikepiggy6326 4 года назад +11

      You are really dead

    • @GamerTima
      @GamerTima 4 года назад +2

      Ahw

    • @astick1715
      @astick1715 4 года назад +7

      I think it's insane if somehow you overcame that.

  • @dr0psh0ts59
    @dr0psh0ts59 5 лет назад +304

    “Change is scary”
    *reality intensifies*
    Second video in a row getting 300 likes on a comment and also yeet

  • @classified1063
    @classified1063 5 лет назад +198

    *I aIn'T gOiNg BaCk To JaIl* YEETS Himself out the window.

  • @aspaarb
    @aspaarb 4 года назад +17

    Once i was in middle school and we were taking a break as i was getting up to leave my pencil fell under my desk and i went to grab it but when i tried getting up again i hit the desk and it fell over...
    And also i was kinda embarrassed so i just got out of the classroom.🤣

    • @ev.a_.
      @ev.a_. 2 года назад

      I have a similar one from a few weeks ago, i was sat next to my crush and my pen fell under the table (the table in front actually)
      I went to get it but when i came up again to sit back down, the desk fell over. Not only that, the crate of supplies fell off and one of the pencil/pen cups smashed. We were just tryna watch ice age. I felt so guilty when I saw 5 people using tape to fix the cup.

  • @joshuadehaf9917
    @joshuadehaf9917 5 лет назад +117

    fluffy was like a father to me l, I love him like my son

  • @snowbloodapple
    @snowbloodapple 5 лет назад +51

    I once asked a dentist what he does for a living while I'm on his chair at my dentist appointment and he was my dentist. That was the longest 20 minutes of my life.

  • @AnnieLynn
    @AnnieLynn 5 лет назад +44

    I LAUGHED SO HARD I ALMOST CHOKED. DO MORE

  • @bruhimtired7056
    @bruhimtired7056 3 года назад +3

    "Crying"I picked these carrots myself that" sounds exactly like 2nd grade bro i pooped my pants

  • @starryu__
    @starryu__ 5 лет назад +124

    Is it just me or when he says “Heeeey.. I’m Danny” does he sound high as af

  • @heartgirl855
    @heartgirl855 4 года назад +60

    3:57 I AINT GOING TO JAIL
    I’m here to pick up my son
    jImMy yOuR dAdS hErE

  • @luks303
    @luks303 5 лет назад +42

    "20 years from now... I'll be somewhere, untangling earphones"
    Airpods are here to prove you wrong m8
    Great video btw

  • @astranger9192
    @astranger9192 4 года назад +28

    Danny: I would just *die in the parking lot*
    Green Blob: *Can we move on?*
    Danny: *I'M LITERALLY DYING*

  • @FiendishBanana
    @FiendishBanana 4 года назад +198

    Embarrassing story:
    In kindergarten I was put in the corner for talking too much, I tried asking the teacher for permission to hit the lil' boys room. However because I talk too much she said "shut up and stay in that corner" so I turned the corner into a bathroom if you get my drift 🤣.

  • @nadine.9238
    @nadine.9238 5 лет назад +173

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Danny: one day I was in secondddd gradeeeee

  • @superjo1905
    @superjo1905 5 лет назад +84

    I was dancing and singing for the whole school and my pants fell down

  • @expertglitch9120
    @expertglitch9120 4 года назад +1

    This guy is good at drawing he just makes it so funny when he draws it like that

  • @juvonsmith3091
    @juvonsmith3091 5 лет назад +67

    The most embarrassing thing to happen to me at school , is when it was my first day at highschool an i was tired as heck so i found a random place in class to sit at first i noticed the kids looked abit younger than me but i thought i was just seeing things since i was tired an just as i sit i see my middle school teacher walk into the classroom an say "what are you doing. In my class again didn't you graduate?"
    I was like "yea i did but what are you doing in the highschool"
    Turns out my mom and i were in so much of a rush she dropped me off at the middle school instead of the highschool.

  • @kirabean5441
    @kirabean5441 5 лет назад +41

    The most embarrassing thing that happened to me in school would be the day i collapsed during a first aid lesson.
    So we had like these "lessons" at school. Per say : What to do if a fire breaks out? What to do if a war breaks out all of a sudden? yadi yade yada..
    It was like Wednesday or some sh*t idk i was a kid. The teachers took us out to the main hall and then started demonstrating what to do in what situations.
    I hadn't eaten breakfast that morning so i was feeling pretty sh*t, we were around 30-40 minutes into the lecture and that's when my head started spinning.
    My hands sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. And then i fell over like a plank c:
    In the process of falling i ended up landing perfectly on my face which in return caused my nose to bleed and make me feel even worse.
    The fall surprised me and i was literally out for around 3 minutes just not responding to anything. After that my teacher bandaged me up , gave me something to drink and brought me to the classroom to rest. I had to live with the shame for 7 years, you'd think children would forget but boy was i wrong. Even to this day my friends remind me of that moment.
    So yeah that's the story of how i collapsed during first aid lesson.
    Have a good night and uh don't take candy from strangers :D

  • @angellawang8140
    @angellawang8140 4 года назад +397

    “YEET” your welcome.

    • @golfclashlover
      @golfclashlover 4 года назад +1

      ?

    • @rafaelamendoim
      @rafaelamendoim 4 года назад

      Y e e t

    • @Kamira-123
      @Kamira-123 4 года назад

      Lol
      Lol

    • @joshuaweaver8657
      @joshuaweaver8657 4 года назад

      Yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet

    • @socharaya
      @socharaya 4 года назад +1

      YEET

  • @kavyasoni887
    @kavyasoni887 3 года назад +3

    "20 years from I will be somewhere , untangling earphones"

  • @noahkern6742
    @noahkern6742 5 лет назад +240

    My most embarrassing moment in school:
    I
    Was
    There

  • @lowqualitywaffle8765
    @lowqualitywaffle8765 4 года назад +97

    *“I AiNT GoiNg bACK tO JaIl”*

    • @_username
      @_username 4 года назад +3

      "back"

    • @user88926
      @user88926 4 года назад

      @@_username Thats literally what he said.

    • @_username
      @_username 4 года назад +1

      @@user88926 umm i know i was just addressing he said "back" which means he was in jail before, you don't get the joke dont you?

    • @_username
      @_username 4 года назад

      @@user88926 oh and btw r/woooosh

    • @user88926
      @user88926 4 года назад

      @@_username I did, but I thought u were correcting him. Sorry.

  • @sushinoodle1244
    @sushinoodle1244 4 года назад +202

    When I was a child I fed my fish peanut butter

    • @elijaharkintecson
      @elijaharkintecson 4 года назад +3

      do you have a fish food?

    • @mortizemberrangelo4427
      @mortizemberrangelo4427 4 года назад +10

      I fed mine almost everything. They ate it all.

    • @tjade9150
      @tjade9150 4 года назад +2

      @[Mimi and Bunny] _UwU [AND ROVER!] give them less food or maybe more plants

    • @sleepypanda5974
      @sleepypanda5974 4 года назад +3

      @[Mimi and Bunny] _UwU [AND ROVER!] same here . I cared so much but Still they died ...

    • @kinga1099
      @kinga1099 4 года назад +1

      I ruined the 196

  • @CoolPersonOnYoutube
    @CoolPersonOnYoutube 3 года назад +12

    “YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET”

  • @dead_channe1
    @dead_channe1 4 года назад +17

    Somone in my 8th grade Math Lab class said that he once went to his friend's house where they had a pet hamster and they let him roam freely around their house. The person from my class of course said, "You really shouldn't let your hamster run around on the floor, someone could step on him." Later on their little playdate the person from my class stepped on it himself and it died. R.I.P..

  • @teardropheart4503
    @teardropheart4503 5 лет назад +44

    "I kill animals... for no reason"
    Oh, only animals? Ssssuuuurrrreeeee

    • @i.i.iiii.i.i
      @i.i.iiii.i.i 5 лет назад

      Also plants, bacteria and fungi :/

  • @DerZETIX
    @DerZETIX 5 лет назад +29

    5:07
    Danny: "In 20 years.... I will be somewhere untangling earphones"
    Apple: "Hold my AirPods"

    • @chain_7717
      @chain_7717 5 лет назад +2

      Der ZETIX loolllll I see it

  • @angelicaclara8274
    @angelicaclara8274 4 года назад +7

    1:25 This is my favorite parts.. :^

  • @soneilrn2623
    @soneilrn2623 4 года назад +23

    I can’t stop crying and laughing about how you put it into your yearbook
    y e e t

  • @crazyYTgal
    @crazyYTgal 4 года назад +103

    Danny: talking about how he left high school with a bang (5:16)
    me: *cries in 2020 senior*

    • @astick1715
      @astick1715 4 года назад +4

      Lol I'm glad I finished before Corona

  • @autumnfox896
    @autumnfox896 4 года назад +99

    when I was in the 3rd grade, my friends and I decided to have a contest to see who could hang upside down from the monkey bars the longest. Well, 5 minutes in I was the last person on and I felt pretty great about my self. But then.... I tried to get down.... and my pants were stuck.... in the metal. It took three teachers to get me down. They had to cut part of my pants off. It still haunts me to this day.

    • @rayheeley6436
      @rayheeley6436 4 года назад +1

      Don't worry, it will be okay, myself and mi friend both fell off the monkey bars and it was in 3rd grade too ;-;

    • @batteryz9615
      @batteryz9615 4 года назад +1

      Uhm, I’m in 3rd grade, IS SOMETHING AS BAD AS THAT GONNA HAPPEN TO ME NOW

    • @errrsans3650
      @errrsans3650 4 года назад +2

      @@batteryz9615 here pal, this video will answer that
      ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @kryptonnslaxx6378
      @kryptonnslaxx6378 4 года назад +3

      Mine's worse, I hit my balls above the bars ;-;

    • @autumnfox896
      @autumnfox896 4 года назад +3

      @@kryptonnslaxx6378 rip

  • @SalmaBegum-fx5zd
    @SalmaBegum-fx5zd 3 года назад +8

    Well, when I was 6 I room my moms phone to school and it started ringing in front of the entire school

  • @KittyRowley
    @KittyRowley 5 лет назад +61

    Yeet.
    My most embarrassing (school-related) moment was in outdoor school, during 6th grade. Every night for the week we'd go take showers in the large bathrooms, and since the only thing separating each shower stall from the next was a short, easily-movable curtain, I was afraid someone would see or walk in on me while showering, so I always kept my undies on just in case, then would change them under the covers when we got back to the cabin. Call me paranoid, but one of the boys in my cabin (from another school) did end up peeking for whatever reason, and was weirded out (even though I had more right to be weirded out). My classmate who shared the cabin with me later said to me in private 'you know you don't have to wear your underwear in the shower, right?', which leads me to believe the other boy told everyone, particularly cuz my cabin-mates stopped talking to me soon after. Fortunately, for non-related reasons, I ended up switching schools anyway soon after, so I didn't have to endure gossip forever.
    Also the student leader for my cabin took my flashlight and never gave it back. I'm still mad. This was 13 years ago.

    • @todarra6435
      @todarra6435 5 лет назад +4

      idk man, i would murder these ppl

    • @Paceee
      @Paceee 5 лет назад +2

      Why are shared bathrooms even a thing? I don’t want to see others private parts and definitely do not want to be seen either.

    • @puffinbase
      @puffinbase 5 лет назад

      That dude openly admitted being a dirty peeping tom and no one noticed..? :D

    • @imperfectmind8846
      @imperfectmind8846 5 лет назад +5

      Lol I went to a camp for like five days and on the first night I did end up taking a shower just like everyone else. But the shower room was really loud and I was a very very quiet girl. So when somebody screamed out asking if someone was in the first stall my voice didn't carry enough when I said that I was. So, of course, another girl walked in on me while I was still trying to quickly put my clothes back on (but I was completely naked when she saw me). Idk if anyone else saw me but that experience was enough to make me not shower again for the remainder of the week. Lol
      Thankfully though that girl was actually really cool and nice to everyone.

    • @coolman_coffeedan
      @coolman_coffeedan  5 лет назад +13

      wait are we not gonna talk about that creepy dude peeking

  • @pohontauge4551
    @pohontauge4551 4 года назад +115

    It is when I farted loudly while dancing in front of my crush

  • @thetrueweevil
    @thetrueweevil 4 года назад +57

    Y'ever trip in the halls and have everyone staring at you but you're really socially awkward so you just slowly get up and run away probably tripping again in the process? Welcome to my middle school experience.

    • @kinbabi2217
      @kinbabi2217 4 года назад +6

      I remember some of these bAd bOyS tripped me in the toilet, it was only 1 of them, and they were extremely weak. When I got up, I tripped again. All of them started laughing at me. I got so angry, I beat up the one who tripped me, the next day they told the teacher, and then ended up with nosebleeds O3O. After that they never spoke to me again.

    • @yourlocalidiot1848
      @yourlocalidiot1848 4 года назад +4

      @@kinbabi2217 I could never. Might I just say,
      “IM PROUDDDD”

    • @kinbabi2217
      @kinbabi2217 4 года назад +4

      @@yourlocalidiot1848 ah ty- im not proud tho, but im happy I got revenge

    • @tamif.o.4088
      @tamif.o.4088 4 года назад +3

      Every time I trip I laugh so hard hah

    • @thetrueweevil
      @thetrueweevil 4 года назад +1

      @@kinbabi2217 I'd probably do that if someone did that to me •›•

  • @CanadianBakin42O
    @CanadianBakin42O 3 года назад +1

    Lmfao yoooo, I also remember drawing SpongeBob back in early elementary! 😂
    Liked drawing then, and SpongeBob was all I watched, so that yellow sponge was so easy to visualize. 🤣

  • @teeththeeditor9278
    @teeththeeditor9278 4 года назад +186

    honestly im the most embarrassing thing that's happened to my parents

    • @cobra4855
      @cobra4855 4 года назад +6

      why is that so relatable thats the same with me

    • @khadijahoussem3809
      @khadijahoussem3809 4 года назад +3

      Same thing

    • @komiesu
      @komiesu 4 года назад +2

      i pooped in a bus as a baby,it spilled everywhere in the bus
      thats when i realized with my tiny mind i was the most embarassing ever

    • @salmaabuljadayel5086
      @salmaabuljadayel5086 4 года назад +2

      When i was a baby my family went to London when my parents weren’t paying attention for not even a second i went outside laid down the road and almost got run over my parents were traumatized

    • @komiesu
      @komiesu 4 года назад +2

      @@salmaabuljadayel5086 OOFFFFF HOW CLOSE

  • @WHOOOSHXDOfficial
    @WHOOOSHXDOfficial 5 лет назад +514

    “Get your mediocre spongebob drawings by a 10 year old here!”
    _do you have any food_
    “NOPE!”
    _But this is Great Depressio..._
    *WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA!!!*

  • @robertgentile7273
    @robertgentile7273 5 лет назад +38

    Most embarrassing thing I’ve done:
    So sophomore year my friend came into school with some Carolina reaper peppers and he dared me to eat some...well I decided I wanted to be the “toughest” out of our group so I ate 5 at one time, so as my body starts to go numb I start sweating heavy. Turns out your cheeks produce a lot of sweat so I instantly had swamp ass. 20 mins goes by of complete agony and sheer pain and then it hit me.....I HAD TO SHIT. So I went to the bathroom ya know as you do and I’m fuckin it up my guy, but I had my juul so we was chillin (somewhat). Little did I know my other friend took a video of me shitting my brain out and this dude went around and showed the entire school. That was my toughest day....

    • @emperor8716
      @emperor8716 5 лет назад +1

      Sad Glory and this kids is why you don’t act like a cool kid and fucking juul

  • @rodentribs
    @rodentribs 3 года назад +1

    embarrassing thing:
    i used to like walking on all fours in like second grade. I wanted to be a wolf. I will admit, it was pretty fun to walk around and jump on things in the comfort and privacy of my own room, but this one time i did it in gym class while we were playing a game where we had to duck underneath the volleyball net to get to the other side. I ran on all fours when i was underneath it. That’s not the worst part, this other time i was at a friends birthday party and i was on all fours in a different room while everyone was painting their nails or something, but some other people joined in so i guess it was kinda fine? It still keeps me up at night though-

  • @evilsunanimations7949
    @evilsunanimations7949 5 лет назад +140

    Police: I am here to-
    Him: *I AINT GOIN’ BACK TO JAIL!!*
    *smashes though window*

  • @chloedowson3185
    @chloedowson3185 4 года назад +58

    I was in class and the teacher pointed at someone behind me and I thought it was me so I asked if it was and the teacher said yes. Apparently at the same time the person behind me pointed at themselves. So we both stood up and made our way to the front until I realized it was them. So I asked the teacher if I could go and have a drink and the teacher said " next time pls stay seated but ok" I looked at my friends and they were all laughing. I stayed in there longer than usual.😳

    • @bhnaclub8102
      @bhnaclub8102 4 года назад +4

      Pffft- that’s what almost happen to me I had my phone watching this and that happened

    • @atiyikaragorupazmibirakmayan
      @atiyikaragorupazmibirakmayan Год назад +1

      @Nurul Although my eyes can see very well according to what the doctor said, I also experience this often.bruh

  • @uglypotato7528
    @uglypotato7528 4 года назад +142

    Danny- “I kill animals”
    Panda- “WhAt
    Danny-“not for food I kill them for no reason “
    So smart to say that to a animal 😅😂

  • @fiblet8223
    @fiblet8223 3 года назад +1

    I had multiple embarrassing moments in school. Second grade must be the time for embarrassment, as these both happened in grade 2. The main two were when my crush found out I liked them and proceeded to shout across the cafeteria at lunchtime "(My name) You like me?!" And got a lot of people to turn and look at me. I went to the bathroom and cried B) And when my friend and I somehow didn't realize the class left the library when we were sitting under a desk covered to be out of sight by bean bags. We sat there for a while and didn't A) Hear my teacher saying it was time to go and B) Notice the library go completely silent, and C) Not notice how much time had gone by past our time to leave the library.
    They almost called the cops.

  • @chocolatecornlover7779
    @chocolatecornlover7779 4 года назад +39

    I’ll be somewhere untangling earphones

  • @shahesahakian684
    @shahesahakian684 5 лет назад +290

    Why ain’t everyone saying “YEET”
    YEET

  • @kidneys4014
    @kidneys4014 5 лет назад +144

    May the hamster for ever *RIY*
    Rest In...
    Danny: *YEEEEEET*

    • @chain_7717
      @chain_7717 5 лет назад +3

      Mini-Ninja you mean *RIY*

    • @meove1213
      @meove1213 5 лет назад +1

      @@chain_7717 it sounds like DIY

    • @chain_7717
      @chain_7717 5 лет назад

      Fluffy_Boi oh lol

    • @admist9411
      @admist9411 5 лет назад

      Extremely Salty Player kukuk

    • @kidneys4014
      @kidneys4014 5 лет назад +1

      @@chain_7717 I'm dumb lol

  • @bunio8319
    @bunio8319 3 года назад +1

    "I pick this baby carrots myself " xd hahahah what a Little crybaby pvssyyy 😅 nice