Me too I wanna but I'm so lazy .....eventually I'll try one but I'm jus a fan of her :) ...and I do want tht oil and peel off base coat :o make it so easier to take off the rare times I actually do my nails
JonelaBeauty welcome to the land of Holosexuals! where you paint your nails,have fun before you die and to apply simply peel to wash all your problems away!
I really love how she doesn't put stuff like "nail hacks EVERY GIRL needs to know!!" in her titles... It doesn't exclude anyone when you just go with all people, cause not only girls should be allowed to wear awesome holo nailpolish... (even tho I am a girl and I never do those pretty nail art things cause my nails are short af and too broke to buy pretty nail polish lol)
+SLuRPee LiMe welcome to the most crazy nailart channel and to the most amazing and funny sarcastic nailartist on YT!!! XD tell me when you wake up to your holosexuality!!! (don't ask, just watch n you'll know! just start from her oldest vids! ;] )
I found this channel 20 mins ago and it's already my favourite on RUclips. I was so surprised to find a nail art channel that isn't slow and boring. You're amazing! And sooooo funny xD
I've been a Holo sexual for a while and I'm watching old videos that I haven't watched or want to watch again but at the start I actually got a tingy feeling at the start.😂😂😂
same! +Simply Nailogical im holosexual and i made holo nails cuz i'll sing on stage , how can i share them with you?? I LOVE YOU FUCKING SO MUCH CRISTINE
I just recently discovered your channel and I love it! I’ve been doing my own nails since Middle School and I am definitely enjoying learning all the techniques, tips, and tricks from your videos, especially when you test things like all the different peel off base coats for example. Keep up the great videos!
You should know you're good, when I couldn't care less about NAIL-ART, but I am subbed to your channel and binge watching your videos anyway! Kudos to you for being awesome and not boring!
Where was this video seven years ago when I was freehanding all my nail art? I'm so glad I discovered your channel. You've inspired me to start doing nail art again :)
Maggie Thompson I'm not sure which one but in one of her videos she said she had a huge peelies bag and showed us a plastic zip lock bag so that's why I'm asking I want her to show us
I HATE wearing nail polish... I HATE wearing fake nails... INFACT I BITE MY NAILS! - That one has to kill you :( BUT... this is my favourite youtube channel! And Cristine is my favourite youtuber! I am a proud HOLOsexual !!! And just find it so ironic that this is my fave channel! I think it is because of Cristine's FUCKING 'PERFECT' personality!
Anyone else here like "yep. I'm totally going to do that." And then never paint our nails because they lowkey to short . And you know you have no skill and you just watch.
You can also use the bag that onions come in ! Instead of wrecking or buying an expensive loofah! ( also good for the mermaid eyeshadow / blush " scales" effect 😉
Haven't watched a vid from you in a little bit here but good Lord woman, your still the best! Personality, experienced... I literally laughed. Out. Loud! Keep em coming👍
OMG I just found ur channel randomly looking up stuff & this is the 3rd video I have watched! I had to subscribe, I think u r my new fav...hilarious!!!😂😂😂
I am so obsessed with that purple holo gradient. It needs to be on my nails NAOW. Also best nail pro tips ever. I will be using all of them, thank you.
+Simply Nailogical (Cristine) Hey! So my simply peel was dried up when I got it, is there anyway I can make it liquid again without paying another $15?
I just started watching you today and I am loving what I am watching. I can't paint my nails due to my work in food. So your channel fills that hole in my heart
Can you please have a nail health care video? I had a nail that was the length of yours (I file him every week to keep the same length , yes I called it a him, it was my child) and then I went to sit down and when I sat, my nail was hanging off 😖 I was actually crying in class, poor nail :(
+Dossgirl02 Pretty sure she has more than one video explaining how she takes care of her nails. I remember one where she specifically filmed how she filed them, etc.
She also has a blog post were she talks in detail about all the products she uses and has a short video--way back when--on how she uses them. But it boils down to using BlissKiss, using Nailpolish, and avoiding water and acetone.
It should be "I dont know why but I'm so interested in looking at her bag of peeled OFF nailpolishes!" Sorry for the confusion ahaha -.- I still want to see those peelies though 0.0
I was searching for this comment!!!!! I was like argjfghsrgfba when i saw kookie! Anyone else? *BTS* IS LIFE *BTS* IS BAE REMEMBER THAT! okay im going off to fangirl
Wow. These are great. I have so many ideas now. Okay, so, could you share some stuff you learned at school? I need help paying attention and getting my assignments in on time. :0)
![Kodak Black - Versatile 4 [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VcP_1Ua__vY/mqdefault.jpg)
I don't even do my nails I just love your sense of humor so much 😂👍🏻
Me too I wanna but I'm so lazy .....eventually I'll try one but I'm jus a fan of her :) ...and I do want tht oil and peel off base coat :o make it so easier to take off the rare times I actually do my nails
+Aiden Flame I don't even have the equipments
I'm a boy, don't know how I got here but I love her sense of humor so much
Me too
me too omg
I paint my nails maybe once a year so I have no idea why I'm here, but I adore your personality.
Yep
yep
I just commented the same thing! She's so funny
same
Yep
Me: *clicks on old simplynailogical video*
Cristine: * doesn't start with "HOLO"*
Me: ITS AN OLDIE
“That’s right ladies. Just lick the tip of the wood” *sprayed a very good glass of wine over my phone*
Tf
@@elsiedjurhuus you don’t get it?
Your drinking wine whilst watching simplynailogical ?? 🤨🤔
🤣🤣🤣
cheap alternative to nail art mats: plastic pockets ( u kno the things that u put essays in for rlly strict teachers cuz they hate u)
Thx
IK what type of teacher ur talking about 😂
And yogurt pots
what have you done to me I bought a $12 bottle of holo taco and it's almost gone
it's been a month.
emily the trashcan lol😆😆😆
#Relatable
Omg 😂😂😂sameee
emily the trashcan
It’s only $144 dollars! A small budget I can’t afford!
I bought a holo taco and it was gone in less than a month
Found your channel yesterday and I already spent over 5 hours watching every video you have put out there. Love it! haha
JonelaBeauty
welcome to the land of Holosexuals! where you paint your nails,have fun before you die and to apply simply peel to wash all your problems away!
JonelaBeauty
welcome to the land of Holosexuals! where you some fun before you die, paint your nails holo and apply simply peel like no big deal!
JonelaBeauty I know this comment is old but welcome to the weirdest part of the internet
Old? It was from last month and I'm already addicted and definitely holosexual. lol
JonelaBeauty I said old because by now you've probably watched videos more than once
I got an ad for perfume and it was so holo and shiny what
Me too
Wow lucky I got an advert for tampons
Ava Edwards 😂
@@cookiecandle2964 I got a ad for state fsrm
I got one for Netflix
I really love how she doesn't put stuff like "nail hacks EVERY GIRL needs to know!!" in her titles... It doesn't exclude anyone when you just go with all people, cause not only girls should be allowed to wear awesome holo nailpolish... (even tho I am a girl and I never do those pretty nail art things cause my nails are short af and too broke to buy pretty nail polish lol)
+Jule Grande nail polish or nail art is for anyone not just girls 😜🙌💅
+Simply Nailogical (Cristine) totally agreed! 👍
+Simply Nailogical (Cristine) yeah xx btw love ur vids ❤️❤️
Totally agree with you.
+Simply Nailogical (Cristine) yes my queen correct my holo queen
I still think I could fail at the galaxy nails.. #Problems
Same lol
I have failed at them so I can confirm that it's possible
I actually did it xD (Maybe I was 9 years old but STILL HOW EVEN XD)
I learned more in this video than in school the past month.
Exactly!!!
SAME
SAMEEEEEE
Omfg i feel you
OH MY GOD SLEEPING WITH SIRENS FAM
Cristine:"No fail manies, 'cause no one can fail at this literaly"
Me: OH YEAH, DON'T UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
omg you watch the next step??!!
@@nivedhaaaa908 yeah!
@@natalihernandez2913 thats so cool!!
I do too!!
OK you can’t just steal holo tacos logo like like that
I love learning things about stuff I'll never do! Haha...
Ita Corcoran same..
Ita Corcoran I'll never do Alexander Hamilton but i love learning about him lmao
Ita Corcoran you mean school? Like, fractions, science crap, stupid tests.. xD nails are easier! Believe!!!! lol
Dp twins! 💁🏽
Then you can just go to school
won't the whole world be better with some holo on them?
yass
owh hi craftmama
leuk om jou hier ook te zien 😊
Amen sister
+sereliya louisa ook nederlands?
+sereliya louisa hihi ik ook Nl 😂
My first video from this girl. I love her already. Her personality is almost the same as mine!
Welcome...
+sofia lc first vid of her too! SOOOO unique, weird, and Just AWSOME😊
+SLuRPee LiMe welcome to the most crazy nailart channel and to the most amazing and funny sarcastic nailartist on YT!!! XD tell me when you wake up to your holosexuality!!! (don't ask, just watch n you'll know! just start from her oldest vids! ;] )
Hahah I've watched her for weeks straight and I'm pretty sure I'm starting to sound like her...🙂
IKR I JUST BUMPED INTO HER VIDS NOW I CANT STOP
0:00 AAHHH!!! The Holo is BLINDING ME it’s so GORGEOUS!
I found this channel 20 mins ago and it's already my favourite on RUclips.
I was so surprised to find a nail art channel that isn't slow and boring.
You're amazing! And sooooo funny xD
IF YOU'RE FROM SNAPCHAT COMMENT THE SNAPFAM KEY PHRASE 😏😏😏 (follow me on snapchat "simplynailogica" yes no "L" if you aren't already!!)
Snapchat fam! ☺️💖☺️
HAIII
IM A NAIL ART HACKING HOLOSEXUAL 🤘🏼😏💅🏼✨💁💁💁🏻😻😍
+Simply Nailogical (Cristine) What do I do when nail polish is yucky and gross poeple say out it in the fridge is that good?
I'm a nail art hacking holosexual 💁🏼😏💅🏽
came from Jenna Marbles channel -she's so right. You are fantastic! instant sub!
I've been a Holo sexual for a while and I'm watching old videos that I haven't watched or want to watch again but at the start I actually got a tingy feeling at the start.😂😂😂
When she said loofa I was like "what the heck is a loofa???" Then I realized that it's actually called a loofa. I always call it a poof. 😅😂
Sandisfying Videos
same
In French we call it a Shower Flower x)
Poof sounds sooo cute lol
I already like, u I call the chips called "ruffels" "roofles" we should meet up sometimes
Anna Gravel same
you are the Jenna marbles of nail artist not an insult I love Jenna.
Peeling it off did look SO satisfying!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ AHHHHH
JACOB
Lol love your videos
JACOB!! ilysm
Hi jacob
Jacob tf are you doing here 😂😂😂😂
I think you should do 100 layers of simply peel
the more i watch your videos, the yellower my nails get
мιne do тoo, I've вeen нavιng ѕo мυcн ғυn, вυт now I need тo ғιnd ѕιмply peel and a peel oғғ вaѕe.
Lol same
lol same
same! +Simply Nailogical im holosexual and i made holo nails cuz i'll sing on stage , how can i share them with you?? I LOVE YOU FUCKING SO MUCH CRISTINE
Lol
Cristine, I LOVE SO MUCH YOUR VOICE! :) :) :) Who loves her voice too? ☺
yep :)
me i love her voice
I found her comment on amazon for simply peel
Kitten Meowson I love ur profile pic
Myra Hardiem Same
Kitten Meowson what does it say
Kitten Meowson ya dude like what does it fucking say cmon
Kitten Meowson WHAT DID IT SAT
I just recently discovered your channel and I love it! I’ve been doing my own nails since Middle School and I am definitely enjoying learning all the techniques, tips, and tricks from your videos, especially when you test things like all the different peel off base coats for example. Keep up the great videos!
Omfg I subscribed so fast. I am obsessed
lol same!!!!
Aren't we all
are you holosextual yet? 😏 😂😂😂😂😂
who me? if me then YESSS!!!!
dope profile pic. odd future
100 layers of holo taco ( top coat )
Jai Hamilton we can’t waste any of that holo taco goodness 😱
Yas
She already did .. long ago.. lol
Cobalt DeadShark nope she did not
This youtuber is the Holo God!
to see this reply with yuno gasai as a profile pic lol
XD
Now it's Ruby Rose from RWBY! :DDD YUS RWBY
thepersonwhohasnovideos :D yay rwby and ruby
Animevibez emo-san thats my old profile pic Ill will be putting it back on soon
My friends: what did you do on the holidays
Me: I watched someone peel away their problems
My friends: WTF
omg first video I've ever seen from this channel and omg I would pay this woman to narrate my life
NOTIF HOLO SQUAD WHERE YOU AT💁🏻💁🏻
Hereee🙋🏻
meee
right here
here
hey
I'm starting to become obsessed with ur channel
You should know you're good, when I couldn't care less about NAIL-ART, but I am subbed to your channel and binge watching your videos anyway! Kudos to you for being awesome and not boring!
I failed at the galaxy nails
Patrice McIntyre lol me too
Patrice McIntyre same😂
Patrice McIntyre same
me too because i have short nails
Patrice McIntyre same i failed it. I'm dumb😝
This has explained so much. I now understand what that feeling is when I see a shiny polish and want it on my body... Thank you. New Sub
I missed my bus watching this.
Thanks Christine.
aw hahaa 😂
Worth it
No regrets.
XDDDD MAH GAWD IM SORRY
Where was this video seven years ago when I was freehanding all my nail art? I'm so glad I discovered your channel. You've inspired me to start doing nail art again :)
Can u imagine if she didn't like holo nail polish
Chromosexual or Flakiesexual.
HeyItsLucy no
HeyItsLucy why did i think that you were woody from toy story from your pp
This channel would have 0 subs 0 Holosexuals
i would the holo sexual
show us your peelies bag. I dare you to count all the Holos
?
Maggie Thompson I'm not sure which one but in one of her videos she said she had a huge peelies bag and showed us a plastic zip lock bag so that's why I'm asking I want her to show us
i think it was the hello parody
Clicked so fast sonic the hedgehog is jealous
Haha
lol
😂😂
Ikr
Lol tru 😂
I have watched all of her videos at least 12 times but I will never stop
You should try bullshit Pinterest nail pins
I second this! love the idea!
Ya
Love this idea!
She could do a collab with Threadbanger
Yaaas
I HATE wearing nail polish... I HATE wearing fake nails... INFACT I BITE MY NAILS! - That one has to kill you :(
BUT... this is my favourite youtube channel! And Cristine is my favourite youtuber!
I am a proud HOLOsexual !!! And just find it so ironic that this is my fave channel! I think it is because of Cristine's FUCKING 'PERFECT' personality!
Am I the only one who is like this? ... Probably 😂
Hey 101 Nope,You’re not the only one.Even though my nails are hella long XD Every time it gets long I bite them
When I first saw your channel in 2015 I was like yolo but now I’m like HOLO💿
I feel like you and Sveta should do a manny swap because for you it would probably be pain but for Sveta it would be a walk in the park. Lol
OMG
I love your name Rainbow Kitten!!!!
+TattyPuss 59 Thanks! ❤️
I feel like you're going to baptize your children in holo glitter.
HAHA
😂😂😂😂
Yeah!😜😝😛🤗
She already has children, Menchie and Zyler.
+Hannah Schwaiger your the idiot she calls them her children
I've been trying to do nail art but I have no vinyls (Sobs) and barely any holo! Gonna try that floss trick with my fantastic matte nail polish.
same
Try electrical tape.just make sure you let the polish dry fully and add a top coat BEFORE you put on the tape.
+Mina and Kirsten Perridge I'll try that! Thanks
“I would put a holo topcoat on people if I could”!! 🤣😂🤣 love it!
Omg I literally died when when she played all that peel porn😻😻😻
Yesss😩😩😩
Smac
Breanna Fredette it's weird, but I kinda started panting
Anyone else here like "yep. I'm totally going to do that."
And then never paint our nails because they lowkey to short . And you know you have no skill and you just watch.
I like painting my nails when they are short because for some reason it doesn't bother me when the polish crips on short nails, haha
Im lazy
who else goes to sleep listening to the almighty holo goddess?
meee
+Warda Khan I just fell asleep for awhile
I'm so glad it's not just me😂
Thank god I'm not the only one 😂😂😩 her and tana mongeau are my bedtime stories 😂
You can also use the bag that onions come in ! Instead of wrecking or buying an expensive loofah! ( also good for the mermaid eyeshadow / blush " scales" effect 😉
Christine: "this is a no fail mani"
Me: *fails at mani*
I watched the entire thing without blinking I was that drawn in 👁👁 and I don’t do my nails
Adam W The video is 12 minuets long your eyes would have dried and fallen out
@@youjustgotvectored3989 well they probably wouldn't fall out but they would definitely start crying.
pete wentz from my chemical romance I know I was being dramatic sskska
YOU CAN USE THE UN CRUSTY SIDE OF THE CUT OFF SPONGR
Smart for the broke and cheap people like me.
Ikrr
Truu
Christine is the whole reason I'm obsessed with nails
I'll never forget the tooth pick trick
NEVER
+samantha slagle Me too
I am a person, I would allow you to put a holo top coat on me
Hey phandom
Katherine Ledsome hey
*holo taco
+Emma L. 😎😎
holo taco*
friend: you watch porn?
me: yehhh
friend: cool what type?
me: I love it when she peels it off LIKE NO BIG DEAL😑
it's normal for you to say you watch porn?
+Crafty Kitty ofc
I love you so much better than that dog and cat
Sounds like the skin fic 😜
+Emma Walls OH GOD NO
Haven't watched a vid from you in a little bit here but good Lord woman, your still the best! Personality, experienced... I literally laughed. Out. Loud! Keep em coming👍
OMG I just found ur channel randomly looking up stuff & this is the 3rd video I have watched! I had to subscribe, I think u r my new fav...hilarious!!!😂😂😂
same!!!!!
Welcome😊😊
Welcome to the holosexual family😂
this girl is hilarious. i dont even like nails i just like your jokes haha
Notification club where you at?
(;;; hi
ayee, I'm here
🙋🙋🙋
Ecuador
yeassss
Her personality makes me so happy
"NOW WE COULD PEEL OFF ALL OUR PROBLEMS"
"ONLY IF WE COULD PEEL OFF COVID 19 OR 2020"
Snapchat squad!!!! 💞
yep
I saw it and i was also notif squad lol
hey
hey there!
Yo!!
Never clicked so fast
lol same
Same😂
omg me 2
+Hannah Park me too
saame
I am so obsessed with that purple holo gradient. It needs to be on my nails NAOW. Also best nail pro tips ever. I will be using all of them, thank you.
Yagala, cutepolish and you post a video, can this day get any better???
+Mia Tran yes, we could all do a collab lmao
+Simply Nailogical (Cristine) lol
+Simply Nailogical (Cristine) OMFG YOU REPLIED
yes it can because it's my birthday 😉
+Simply Nailogical (Cristine) Hey! So my simply peel was dried up when I got it, is there anyway I can make it liquid again without paying another $15?
You gained 100,000+ subs in a day!
If the tooth pick could undo your mistakes I'd give it to my mom and tell her to scratch me with it
I hate people mood...
Lol 🤣😂👍🏻
Same 😭😂😭😂
Don't say that. There are people who love you.
I just started watching you today and I am loving what I am watching. I can't paint my nails due to my work in food. So your channel fills that hole in my heart
OOHHH IF I GET BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH WHILE LOOKING AT THE VID AM I A HOLOSEXUAL???
Welcome to the club, we'll help you come out
WELCOME TO THE HOLOSEXUALS
Welcom to the dark side.... Scratch that... The rainbow side 😎😎🌈🌈🌈
HOLOSEXUAL TEAM YEH
+MissBobble Gaming don't you mean the holo side 😂😂😂
YOUR SO CLOSE TO 800k!!!! PUT THIS ON SNAPCHAT AND YOUR UNICORN DREAMS WILL COME TRUE CHRISTINE!😏🦄😏🦄😏🦄😏🦄
I'M A NAIL HACKING HOLOSEXUAL
holo everyone
GLITTERSEXUAL
CROMOSEXUAL
PEELIYSEXUAL
NAILSEXUAL
MULTISEXUAL
SIMPLYSEXUAL
HOLOSEXUAL
(can't forget that one, ay 😉)
TACOSEXUAL
얼룩이 MENCHIESEXUAL
head potter HOLO SEXUAL
Home sick today and I scrolled back to the days of old when it was actually a nail channel XD not complaining ;) your new uploads make me laugh more
Can you please have a nail health care video? I had a nail that was the length of yours (I file him every week to keep the same length , yes I called it a him, it was my child) and then I went to sit down and when I sat, my nail was hanging off 😖 I was actually crying in class, poor nail :(
+Dossgirl02 Pretty sure she has more than one video explaining how she takes care of her nails. I remember one where she specifically filmed how she filed them, etc.
+AnimeGrrl03 thanks, I should prob go on a binge spree watching her vids
omg i lmao so much him 😂😂😂😂😂😂
She also has a blog post were she talks in detail about all the products she uses and has a short video--way back when--on how she uses them. But it boils down to using BlissKiss, using Nailpolish, and avoiding water and acetone.
Vitamin E oil from liquid vitamin caps rubbed on clean dry nails once a week. Amazing!!!
I would wear a holo tc gladly! that's cool stuff!
Notification squad where u at
here
HERE
here
🙋
🙋
You're the best. I love watching your videos. You're sense of humor is fantastic.
OH SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME HOLO, CRISTINE POSTED A VIDEO!! Ilysm slay me Cristine!!! Notice me senpai!
MELANIEEEEEEE
Also, I saw on your snapchat that you were changing your channel to a face/makeup channel. I'm pretty sure you were joking, but can you confirm?
MELANIE
+TheMollyrock she's not Melanie
Erin meow Profile picture of Peariffic
Hooked me within the first 20 seconds of the video...Subscribed!!!
2019 and i'm still here watching cristine old video 🤣
2020
I love watching all her videos. I can laugh after a really hectic day at work. thank you simplynaillogic
When she said when your math teacher is..... A Christmas dinner add came on I can't stop laughing😅
Peel porn...throw it away like a rubber! 😱😆 You need to do standup comedy!
yeѕ ѕнe doeѕ need тoo...
I would pay to see it.
+Sunnybunny234 same here
How many likes can this 💅 get?
none
It's not holo 😢
How many can likes can this shit get?
+MissAngelBunnies/(^x^)\ none
+Bat Man 15 :)
Totally subscribed simply because of your sense of humor.
Newcomers must think she's crazy lmao XD
Oh wait, she is crazy... but then again, so are we :)
All the best people are crazy...🙃
I'm to big of a crybaby fan girl😂
+Jocelyn Hamilton MELANIE YESSS SO WHAT IF IM CRAZY ALL THE BEST PEOPLE ARE
+Jocelyn Hamilton same!!!
+Justine WHERE IS MY PRESCRIPTION DOCTOR DOCTOR PLEASE LISTEN
“This requires no talent and you can’t fail it”
Well Somehow with my untalented a*s I failed it
YEZZ!!! I FINALLY CONVINCED MT FRIEND TO BE A HOLOSEXUAL!!!! ITS TAKEN SO LONG, 😍🙌👏
+Lpsskylor me too!!
Hey cristine holo is life holo is love ❤❤❤❤
I dont know why but I'm so interested in looking at her bag of peeled on nailpolishes!
+Elizabeth Martinez off**
Of**
+godamngoldfish uh..no..I'm pretty sure Elizabeth was right. It's 'off.'
It should be "I dont know why but I'm so interested in looking at her bag of peeled OFF nailpolishes!"
Sorry for the confusion ahaha -.-
I still want to see those peelies though 0.0
That picture of Jungkook though.... 😍❤️
Where?
+Ali Rusev it was the profile picture on one of the comments
Kookie is lyfe! (but my bias is V)
ARMYY
I was searching for this comment!!!!! I was like argjfghsrgfba when i saw kookie! Anyone else? *BTS* IS LIFE *BTS* IS BAE REMEMBER THAT! okay im going off to fangirl
Still cant believe it's been 2 years already.
I am so busy looking at your nails, I didn't realize how beautiful your eyes are. That photo in the beginning is purty. :)
Wow. These are great. I have so many ideas now. Okay, so, could you share some stuff you learned at school? I need help paying attention and getting my assignments in on time. :0)