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  • @autumnthealien2170
    @autumnthealien2170 16 дней назад +30876

    “First off, that’s a terrible threat.” - is anyone gonna realize you cannot bully Jake more than he bullies himself?

    • @JRHunter-ys5ft
      @JRHunter-ys5ft 15 дней назад +570

      To be fair, I agree with Jake, having a statue of yourself in a club seems fun

    • @thebrokenshop
      @thebrokenshop 14 дней назад +128

      i mean tbh , cmon...anyone would be happy to have a statue of themselves 😂

    • @bloboblobo
      @bloboblobo 14 дней назад +65

      on the contrary someone that feels threatened by that is actually very vulnerable to bullying

    • @fomxparanuwu
      @fomxparanuwu 14 дней назад +43

      Jakes life SUCKS in comparison to everyone elses
      You cannot break a man who makes constant jokes to keep himself happy

    • @R-Mc-3
      @R-Mc-3 12 дней назад

      There ain't nothing you can say to me that I haven't already said 2 inches from my bathroom mirror!

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 17 дней назад +12839

    Uncle Jack playing the lawyer. What majestic hands he has

    • @bellerica15
      @bellerica15 16 дней назад +184

      NOBODY LOOK

    • @pasta-and-heroin
      @pasta-and-heroin 15 дней назад +22

      @@bellerica15 AAAÈÊÊĚĘ

    • @crywlf9103
      @crywlf9103 14 дней назад +47

      Thought you meant uncle jack from BB for a minute 😂

    • @osmoticmonk
      @osmoticmonk 14 дней назад +62

      Big, masculine. His hands tell a story of greatness.

    • @popperpoppler4569
      @popperpoppler4569 14 дней назад +44

      @@osmoticmonkI personally remember him as a man with small hands. It turns out, what I remember is false!

  • @Scep57
    @Scep57 13 дней назад +8328

    Damn she is FINE with glasses

    • @joelnishanth3114
      @joelnishanth3114 13 дней назад +1376

      Sorry, I didn't notice her glasses...was too busy noticing two points in her shirt

    • @aziznurashidiq1264
      @aziznurashidiq1264 12 дней назад +251

      ​@@joelnishanth3114indeed my man indeed

    • @Qvksylver
      @Qvksylver 12 дней назад

      ​@@joelnishanth3114 priorities

    • @liljs4189
      @liljs4189 12 дней назад +154

      @@joelnishanth3114I find it crazy no one there thought of fixing that

    • @jp-vega
      @jp-vega 12 дней назад +232

      ​@@liljs4189 That's the way the fabric was cut to make that shirt, it's not what you're implying lol

  • @Agente000mcm
    @Agente000mcm 15 дней назад +5510

    Amy is fire

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 14 дней назад +426

      Amy is cold

    • @Pranav_Bhamidipati
      @Pranav_Bhamidipati 13 дней назад +319

      ​@@zach11241 She could cut glass with them 😂

    • @beegblamboi
      @beegblamboi 13 дней назад +116

      She chiseling diamonds

    • @zom-b-bunny2565
      @zom-b-bunny2565 13 дней назад +75

      This is not helping nnn

    • @DarthThogre
      @DarthThogre 13 дней назад +1

      @@Pranav_Bhamidipatinever heard of a seam huh? Bro's never been within 30 feet of a woman 😂

  • @BeeHash
    @BeeHash 15 дней назад +4502

    The lawyer kept his hands in his pockets the entire time

  • @cjm0174
    @cjm0174 13 дней назад +1678

    She makes 2 really good points

    • @AussieDad79
      @AussieDad79 13 дней назад +6

      😂

    • @dowayigu1277
      @dowayigu1277 13 дней назад +50

      stiches ended just right😂

    • @sumlem
      @sumlem 13 дней назад +39

      Those are stitches.

    • @wadebass5600
      @wadebass5600 13 дней назад +8

      ​@@sumlemyes, in the shirt 👕

    • @timboha8191
      @timboha8191 13 дней назад +2

      I came looking for nip comments, I found nip comments.

  • @seanpariser7300
    @seanpariser7300 14 дней назад +2170

    Jake: *Has so little evidence it’s pretty much a huge stretch unless the guy confesses*
    Guy: You got me! I killed him! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Krakhead27
      @Krakhead27 12 дней назад +50

      Ace Attorney in a nutshell

    • @TheBigbum1974
      @TheBigbum1974 11 дней назад +25

      Yarp. Pretty much every TV police show.

  • @annapuhl6889
    @annapuhl6889 16 дней назад +1934

    that’s kid cudi

    • @Ho-Lee_Cant
      @Ho-Lee_Cant 14 дней назад +147

      I thought I was tripping lmao

    • @BertoBluntsAKABluntedBeats8192
      @BertoBluntsAKABluntedBeats8192 14 дней назад +16

      Pete Davidsons favorite rapper of all time 😅

    • @tikeyen4684
      @tikeyen4684 14 дней назад +42

      Day n nite , I toss and turn

    • @whaddyamean99
      @whaddyamean99 14 дней назад +15

      I've seen this episode so many times and only just now realized it was him

    • @Celestion321
      @Celestion321 13 дней назад +5

      I was about to ask. Scottyyyyyyy

  • @BruteZ7957
    @BruteZ7957 15 дней назад +3057

    Amy in this scene💥💥💥

  • @shanemathews4177
    @shanemathews4177 13 дней назад +788

    Must be cold in there LOL

    • @karanbirsinghbhullar
      @karanbirsinghbhullar 11 дней назад +36

      we can't be the only one's to notice...right

    • @avie1907
      @avie1907 11 дней назад +48

      It’s the seams of her shirt

    • @Lincoln1862
      @Lincoln1862 11 дней назад +9

      I see your point 😊

    • @UndeadGeneral27
      @UndeadGeneral27 11 дней назад +2

      Imagine being so blind and cumbrained that you think stitched fabric is a nip 😂😂

    • @buddy3119
      @buddy3119 11 дней назад +1

      It's her shirt you idiot

  • @YoshihitoBLM
    @YoshihitoBLM 12 дней назад +20

    Amy, my soul patch tingles for you...

    • @fishkyle
      @fishkyle 11 дней назад

      1, weird. 2, its stitching on a shirt

    • @shreyassarangi6106
      @shreyassarangi6106 10 дней назад

      ​@@fishkyle it's a line from the episode

  • @melioavilez
    @melioavilez 20 часов назад +2

    If you pause at the moment Santiago says “ What “ you will see something AMAZING

  • @switjive17
    @switjive17 12 дней назад +35

    Perfect cast. This show will now be a classic.

  • @JonahH513
    @JonahH513 12 дней назад +15

    The kid cudi episode was fucking hilarious bruh 🤣

  • @TheWhisperTexan
    @TheWhisperTexan 14 дней назад +69

    For thoses who don't know his impression of Talk show host Regis Philbin (first picture) was spot on.

    • @ashtonoak4370
      @ashtonoak4370 14 дней назад +1

      For those who don't know. It was ok, but no the fuck it wasn't 😂

  • @CrackHead245a
    @CrackHead245a 14 дней назад +741

    Not gonna lie those head lights are pointing at me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shivendrasharma3299
      @shivendrasharma3299 14 дней назад +32

      I paused to see them too.
      Those were very bright.

    • @lucysherlock4580
      @lucysherlock4580 14 дней назад +50

      They’re the darts/pleats of the shirt

    • @shivendrasharma3299
      @shivendrasharma3299 14 дней назад

      @@lucysherlock4580
      Punctilicious ( • ) ( • )

    • @ShivanshSanghvi
      @ShivanshSanghvi 14 дней назад +5

      @@lucysherlock4580plus the other stuff

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 14 дней назад +11

      ​@@lucysherlock4580 yes. But very strategically placed

  • @Lliamhd
    @Lliamhd 12 дней назад +286

    Those darting in the front were deliberate. (It's the stitched lines under the two good points she made)

  • @soulmare333
    @soulmare333 15 дней назад +917

    How did i not notice the precinct was cold the first... goddamn.

    • @deeroberts8090
      @deeroberts8090 14 дней назад +59

      Those are the corners of a pocket, dummy.

    • @TonyTylerDraws
      @TonyTylerDraws 14 дней назад +1

      lol what 😂

    • @soulmare333
      @soulmare333 14 дней назад +19

      ​@@deeroberts8090 shirt only has one pocket, dummy. And it's the same spot on both sides.

    • @Skywalker-pw7xl
      @Skywalker-pw7xl 14 дней назад +52

      That is the stitching for the women's formal shirts is that way which tells me you don't have a woman in your life 😊

    • @soulmare333
      @soulmare333 14 дней назад +7

      @Skywalker-pw7xl every woman I've ever dated is a t-shirt and jeans girl and I'm currently dating a dude so nice try at an insult, ya goober lol but I double checked, you seem to be correct as far as I can tell - and I'm not the only person who thought this either.

  • @joeking4414
    @joeking4414 13 дней назад +281

    Amy perked up

    • @TheseUseless
      @TheseUseless 13 дней назад +9

      I was looking for this comment

    • @leonelchavez114
      @leonelchavez114 13 дней назад +2

      Same

    • @Hemskelol
      @Hemskelol 10 дней назад

      Seams dumba**

    • @beatmasterbossy
      @beatmasterbossy 9 дней назад

      Those are seams
      You know they have whole websites for that, buddy. Maybe chill out while you're on this site

  • @jamj4r
    @jamj4r 14 дней назад +50

    Show yer mitts, jack. SHOW EM

  • @therandomizer-oy9nf
    @therandomizer-oy9nf 15 дней назад +216

    Nobody look at the lawyers hands

    • @BeeHash
      @BeeHash 15 дней назад +13

      “Put your hands over my hands”

    • @laaundromat
      @laaundromat 15 дней назад +6

      NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK

    • @dhritimanmajumder2924
      @dhritimanmajumder2924 14 дней назад +1

      I heard that he's too friendly with children

  • @BloobFish3177
    @BloobFish3177 12 дней назад +1

    Title: Brooklyn Nine-Nine
    Where to watch: Netflix (Only 4 seasons), Peacock, RUclips, Fandango at Home, Prime Video
    Rating (Imo):200/10
    Seasons: 8
    Run Time: 2013-2021

  • @mwm48
    @mwm48 14 дней назад +137

    Must be cold in that precinct. 🤔

    • @acelilumelody4445
      @acelilumelody4445 14 дней назад

      That’s stitching on the shirt, perv

    • @catacocamping874
      @catacocamping874 14 дней назад

      I thought the same but it her bra

    • @Achng-lj9bh
      @Achng-lj9bh 14 дней назад +10

      It's the seams in her shirt 🙄

    • @Pindolene
      @Pindolene 14 дней назад

      Are you dumb 😂

    • @SrgntBlitz
      @SrgntBlitz 14 дней назад

      Although you can see Jake's instead ​@@Achng-lj9bh

  • @namjoononbicycle
    @namjoononbicycle 14 дней назад +40

    I LOVE Jake's epiphany face

  • @spiritualhumanist
    @spiritualhumanist 12 дней назад +4

    Uncle Jack hiding his hands…classic.

  • @prdigymusic
    @prdigymusic 11 дней назад +15

    Single greatest reel ever right here, Amy with no bra and kid cudi being dope as usual

  • @mousesunset
    @mousesunset 9 дней назад

    Man, I love that people in the comments are actually talking about with the video is about.

  • @YioerSoui
    @YioerSoui 3 дня назад

    There was purpose behind those darting in front. (It's the stitched lines beneath her two well-made points.)

  • @SNAZZgt
    @SNAZZgt 17 дней назад +83

    I watched the whole series 4 times

    • @piratado
      @piratado 14 дней назад +3

      Puft, those are rookie numbers. I stopped conting at 8. every 3 months, I rewatch it. Most of the time I cut it when they get married because he starts becoming "responsible". Because the best Jake, is single Jake and the infamous never dry towel, one of the best cop duos.

    • @ad_gamer2099
      @ad_gamer2099 14 дней назад

      Literally me pal

  • @peachtea1318
    @peachtea1318 4 дня назад

    That is a terrible threat. Imagine someone makes you a statue for their club. Like even if it’s supposed to be like a “gotcha” they went through the effort of making a statue OF YOU. That’s hilarious!

  • @28.2kaj
    @28.2kaj 11 дней назад +1

    Honestly, i think i inly fear the entire death of all my ideas, thoughts, and identity becoming my entire opposite.

  • @jimsvideos7201
    @jimsvideos7201 14 дней назад +39

    Bless her for wearing a shirt that tight.

  • @Ronnet
    @Ronnet 13 дней назад +27

    Thanks to those 48h, no braw Tuesday became no braw Wednesday and Thursday.

    • @KOS_Eonflash
      @KOS_Eonflash 12 дней назад +1

      That's the shirt seems 😂😂

  • @ansmfella
    @ansmfella 7 дней назад

    No one needs glasses on to see what you mean. 😂 🌡️

  • @BurkholderCustomCarpentryLLC96
    @BurkholderCustomCarpentryLLC96 12 дней назад

    I knew a kid growing up that looks exactly like Jake! 😮

  • @saumyapandey7253
    @saumyapandey7253 5 дней назад

    Phil dunphy and jake Peralta need to sit down together someday

  • @elfuegoblanco9081
    @elfuegoblanco9081 15 дней назад +48

    How is that enough evidence to arrest or detain someone?

    • @TheAmetralladora
      @TheAmetralladora 15 дней назад +14

      it isn't, nypd is just like that

    • @_Moe
      @_Moe 15 дней назад +15

      I'm pretty sure they arrested the partner and he confessed everything before this meeting. These clips don't show everything. (I'm not 100% positive since it's been a while since I've watched this show.)

    • @sidharthkm5030
      @sidharthkm5030 15 дней назад +3

      ​@@_Moe I think Jake detained him without plausible cause and then they had to prove that the detainment was within reason... I think

    • @ArcherWillows
      @ArcherWillows 15 дней назад +4

      iirc, it isn’t. but they would’ve had to release him otherwise, because they didn’t have enough evidence for probable cause, so they couldn’t detain him for more than 24 hours. proving a connection like this counts, so they can hold him while they find more evidence

    • @rejuvinatedghostd8769
      @rejuvinatedghostd8769 15 дней назад +1

      It's probable cause which doesn't need to be conclusive, but just needs to be something

  • @achucbabu
    @achucbabu 13 дней назад

    Well well well if it isn't joke peralta
    That's it you are under arrest
    😂😂

  • @ecaceresjr
    @ecaceresjr 11 дней назад +2

    It’s pretty cold in the 99

  • @d-risky4994
    @d-risky4994 12 дней назад

    If only that dudes lawyer had big magnificent hands that told a story

  • @ReaperX1
    @ReaperX1 10 дней назад

    I love how cold it is on most tv sets

  • @Tukkerrandy
    @Tukkerrandy 12 дней назад +1

    I replayed the first 3 seconds too many times

  • @wackbammer1009
    @wackbammer1009 14 дней назад +3

    And I threw it on the ground 🗣

  • @jinxh
    @jinxh 10 дней назад

    Is that Cudi??? DA GOAT

  • @pokugrf4000
    @pokugrf4000 11 дней назад

    That's a pretty good Regis impression

  • @avid4810
    @avid4810 15 дней назад +7

    Damn Kudi fell off the wagon huh 🤣

  • @michaelversant8401
    @michaelversant8401 2 дня назад

    Is it chilly in here or are you just excited to see me? :)

  • @curtis2308
    @curtis2308 12 дней назад +33

    You gotta love shirts that have those two extra seams 😊

  •  14 дней назад +2

    In guessing the set was cold that day?

  • @TheLillink
    @TheLillink 6 дней назад

    Must be cold in there👀🤣

  • @413xmb
    @413xmb 6 дней назад

    Your honor respectfully they looked at me first

  • @jeanpierre4370
    @jeanpierre4370 13 дней назад

    In real life, this will not hold 😂. You gotta proof he did all that.

  • @YeetSpace
    @YeetSpace 13 дней назад +1

    The first comment talking about how the reason that Peralta wouldn't be upset by the statue is because he self-deprecating doesn't get his vibe at all, it's a copaganda show so like take it with a grain of salt, but it's the fact that he's so bubbly that any sort of threat is more so just an acknowledgment of his existence which he loves

    • @YeetSpace
      @YeetSpace 13 дней назад

      He absolutely doubts his abilities and thinks he's a fucking moron, but he's not like self-deprecating about it, he just thinks that's the case and is constantly proven wrong by his own capabilities

  • @_black_bird
    @_black_bird 14 дней назад

    Peralta got that trademark Dr. House eureka moment

  • @PaletaLee
    @PaletaLee 12 дней назад +1

    Ps. "Peralta" means naughty/wicked clever in Portuguese, and that would never EVER be a last name bc its too funny, so translation pun *intendended* here.

  • @galiojusticejustice3191
    @galiojusticejustice3191 5 дней назад

    If only that guy had hired a lawyer with bigger hands

  • @TheTruthBeToId
    @TheTruthBeToId 14 дней назад

    It's hilarious that the layer kept his hands on his pocket 😆 IASIP reference hopefully

  • @Oliver-fu1go
    @Oliver-fu1go 11 дней назад

    Mean this is ultimately “you knew the guy who did it, therefore you must have been behind it”

  • @hirzaahmadmutahari6987
    @hirzaahmadmutahari6987 13 дней назад +1

    amy is a hot nerd, and i love her

  • @thomasnikolaus4395
    @thomasnikolaus4395 14 дней назад +7

    Amy is so cute

  • @Adam_Yarty92
    @Adam_Yarty92 10 дней назад

    Also, Amy + Jake is real af

  • @torn_de
    @torn_de 8 дней назад

    Amy is on point.

  • @AnthonySilva35
    @AnthonySilva35 10 дней назад

    Love Kid Cudi man

  • @namecomingsoon9517
    @namecomingsoon9517 13 дней назад

    I wish i could see the lawyers hands. I bet they are huge

  • @furryman0213
    @furryman0213 4 дня назад

    Damn must be cold

  • @MattC2388
    @MattC2388 7 дней назад

    Tenuous link at best. He'd walk in court.

  • @TheLivingHotdog
    @TheLivingHotdog 11 дней назад

    Ayeeee cudiii

  • @rafaelvolpiteixeira7315
    @rafaelvolpiteixeira7315 13 дней назад

    "My name is Jack Kelly. I'm a lawyer"

  • @Mister-Red
    @Mister-Red 13 дней назад +1

    Looks like Uncle Jack moved to new york

  • @sawyerrichmond4193
    @sawyerrichmond4193 13 дней назад

    Holy cow does Jake know that that's KID CUDI??

  • @nateh9764
    @nateh9764 13 дней назад

    The most fictional part about this isn’t the wildly circumstantial evidence, it’s the idea that cops abusing power would ever be punished or properly compensated

  • @goos36986
    @goos36986 14 дней назад

    Love the show

  • @DJreen1991
    @DJreen1991 11 дней назад

    When I saw this, I always thought who took the prison picture

  • @CorruptCourier
    @CorruptCourier 15 дней назад +36

    Is that Kid Cudi

  • @andrewsmitley
    @andrewsmitley 13 дней назад

    The stitch on that shirt is poorly placed 🤣

  • @UrMomsChauffer
    @UrMomsChauffer 13 дней назад

    Must've been a cold 48 hours

  • @woahboi1997
    @woahboi1997 13 дней назад

    That lawyer has surprisingly big hands

  • @amozingspoderman
    @amozingspoderman 13 дней назад

    Uncle Jack finally became a criminal lawyer!!!!

  • @ScottThrill
    @ScottThrill 12 дней назад

    Cudi finally busted for selling Rasta Monsta spray. #IYKYK

  • @thecrispyyone5717
    @thecrispyyone5717 7 дней назад

    She had two good points

  • @AlBrownComedy
    @AlBrownComedy 13 дней назад +1

    Is that Kid Cudi?

  • @ash07892
    @ash07892 12 дней назад

    He didn't need the second picture lol

  • @dumbo6857
    @dumbo6857 15 дней назад +79

    Sorry I couldn't hlp myself notice that perky thing on amy shirt😂😂

    • @fishkyle
      @fishkyle 11 дней назад

      women's clothing seams. it's stitching.

  • @ShadicRothZz1998
    @ShadicRothZz1998 12 дней назад

    Ciampa's partner, it's gotta be Kane! The return of the Natural Born Killers!

  • @doug9358
    @doug9358 12 дней назад

    Did you see that lawyers hands?! So small!!

  • @andrewthegeek6522
    @andrewthegeek6522 14 дней назад

    Wrongful arrests are based on the circumstamces facing you at the time of the arrest. Figuring it out latter doesnt change suit potential

  • @turb0r4bb1t5
    @turb0r4bb1t5 13 дней назад +4

    “48 hours together locked in here… Title of ur 🌶️ tape” -Jake, probably.

  • @tech8939
    @tech8939 12 дней назад

    hey that's jack kelly! he's a lawyer!

  • @MasterOfKnowledge.
    @MasterOfKnowledge. 13 дней назад

    Hey, isn't that the lawyer with small hands?

  • @meisnob6415
    @meisnob6415 11 дней назад

    Jake having a House moment

  • @haris1321
    @haris1321 14 дней назад +21

    dame that office was cold AF 😂

    • @ldragon8480
      @ldragon8480 14 дней назад +7

      Please learn what shirt darts are. If this is a joke it's a terrible one

    • @user-yp7hq5yp1x
      @user-yp7hq5yp1x 12 дней назад +1

      @@ldragon8480those aren’t shirt darts lmao

  • @chrismoody9855
    @chrismoody9855 13 дней назад

    That office must be freezing

  • @mint3682
    @mint3682 13 дней назад +1

    is that kid Cudi

  • @robertscholz2
    @robertscholz2 13 дней назад

    Damnn is she cold?

  • @davidwhitley4145
    @davidwhitley4145 12 дней назад

    It was cold out there

  • @VERGILDEVILL
    @VERGILDEVILL 10 дней назад

    Which season?

  • @1nvis3ble
    @1nvis3ble 12 дней назад

    I love kid cudi so much

  • @lThellRockl
    @lThellRockl 14 дней назад +8

    I love how he completely misses the signal but got the job done.
    Even when the turkey was done and ready to be harvested

  • @wesfin
    @wesfin 12 дней назад

    16:22 don’t go into debt for the best equipment, you get payed/rewarded last
    19:36 move through the drivers of business

  • @___Goblin____
    @___Goblin____ 12 дней назад +1

    Amy left her head lights on