Deus Ex: Simons' many deaths

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @iplayzdrumz
    @iplayzdrumz 8 лет назад +380

    The wine bottles are a nice touch

    • @hammerhead8318
      @hammerhead8318 7 лет назад +53

      Followed by taking the corpse towards the bed and then fading out the camera slowly.

    • @thinkingofHim.
      @thinkingofHim. 5 лет назад +4

      @@hammerhead8318 he had too much to drink, that way he can sleep it off :D

  • @TheRoomy
    @TheRoomy 2 года назад +64

    That last one turned Simons from a solid directly to a gas. You sublimated Walter Simons. Well done.

    • @we-must-live
      @we-must-live Год назад +7

      "whew, up in smoke!"

    • @ema.nymton
      @ema.nymton Год назад

      he blew the fuckin shit out of him

  • @Novous
    @Novous Год назад +34

    In 20+ years I honestly never knew you could fight Walter Simons at Area 51

    • @ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502
      @ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502 Год назад +13

      In contrast, I had no idea he could be in the underwater base.

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw Год назад +6

      @@ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502 How the hell can he NOT be in the underwater base?

    • @OmegaVideoGameGod
      @OmegaVideoGameGod 5 месяцев назад +1

      It’s possible they just ran right pass him I know you can do it in the ps2 version

  • @mikedecruze8018
    @mikedecruze8018 8 лет назад +289

    The part where he falls to his death made me laugh out loud.
    (God this sounds awful out of context)

    • @OmegaVideoGameGod
      @OmegaVideoGameGod 4 года назад +17

      "Dammit Denton get over here, I have something to say!!!!"

    • @jaydykhoff399
      @jaydykhoff399 Год назад +8

      I love the fact that the Dues Ex community seemingly uniamously agrees that he absolutely deserves this

    • @Jeansowaty
      @Jeansowaty Год назад +1

      @@jaydykhoff399 Simons was so annoying throughout the game, I remember how glad I was when I finally 20mm'ed him at the Ocean Lab lol

    • @deathbyirony7035
      @deathbyirony7035 4 месяца назад

      "Yes officer, he jumped out of a window... 3 or 4 times."

  • @jokertoker1894
    @jokertoker1894 3 года назад +17

    1:04 “I am the more advance model Denton! Time for you to retire.” 1:12 gets rekt after three strikes from an energy sword

  • @thetoiletinspector6878
    @thetoiletinspector6878 5 лет назад +69

    3:27 that is a well built pinball machine.

  • @hentosama
    @hentosama 7 лет назад +120

    1:16 "I spill my DRINK"

  • @robertmiles9942
    @robertmiles9942 8 лет назад +69

    I am a patient man...but not that patient.

  • @markkoetsier6475
    @markkoetsier6475 7 лет назад +85

    "Hello agent."

  • @tonyc.0451
    @tonyc.0451 7 лет назад +90

    0:37: Simons *DOES* make a nice meal for a karkian.

    • @PonzooonTheGreat
      @PonzooonTheGreat 7 лет назад

      'ello

    • @tonyc.0451
      @tonyc.0451 6 лет назад

      Long time no see.

    • @MrCh0o
      @MrCh0o 6 лет назад +17

      His taste is augmented.

    • @tonyc.0451
      @tonyc.0451 6 лет назад +11

      Wonder what augmented meat tastes like.

    • @aster1222
      @aster1222 5 лет назад +4

      Tony the Chang never tried it

  • @DavidLinSun
    @DavidLinSun 7 лет назад +52

    Love the tactic used at 4:30. I will use it to complete my no combat music/no violence run. Avoiding Simons here has been difficult without using invisibility.

    • @mrorlov2706
      @mrorlov2706 6 лет назад +8

      You can go to the elevator. Feel free to send it back to him with lams though lol

  • @Zipzeolocke
    @Zipzeolocke 8 лет назад +63

    Got to love the AI in this game

  • @jath810
    @jath810 7 лет назад +53

    This was awesome. I've never seen him in A51, always took him out in the cave. Use the assault rifle and switch to 20mm HE rounds. Shoot at his feet - one shot kill.

    • @Rhacman
      @Rhacman 2 года назад +8

      I make sure to never kill him in the Ocean Lab, I just horribly maim him till he cloaks up and flees like a scared child.

    • @jaydykhoff399
      @jaydykhoff399 Год назад +13

      I always knock him out, I find the idea of Simons waking up to learn that not only did he fail, his entire organization no longer exists hilarious. Live with the knowledge that you failed Walton. Live with it

    • @gerodorm.7
      @gerodorm.7 Год назад +7

      i just GEP gunned him point blank and I somehow lived to tell the story. Unfortunately, since his remains were fragmented, there was no body to pick up a Plasma Rifle from

    • @jennbob5521
      @jennbob5521 Год назад +1

      ​@@gerodorm.7plasma weapons sucks anyways

  • @mysteriousDSF
    @mysteriousDSF 6 лет назад +46

    5:02 wild nuke appears

    • @philipp04
      @philipp04 5 лет назад +4

      It's super effective!

  • @uNcl55
    @uNcl55 8 лет назад +23

    "That makes me one ugly son of a bitch."

  • @DyaMetR
    @DyaMetR 5 лет назад +64

    Me: *struggling to fight off bosses since I have mostly non-lethal equipment and combat skills are on low levels*
    Everyone else: *sneezes*
    "Oh, already over?"
    I didn't remember the AI being so brain dead...
    *sighs*
    guess it's time to reinstall deus ex

    • @TheBest-cs7qg
      @TheBest-cs7qg 4 года назад +17

      You can find kill codes for most of the UNATCO agents

    • @happygardevoir
      @happygardevoir 3 года назад +1

      @Jack Dude talking shit about a game released around the early 2000s ofc that's expected

    • @nicksalazar1487
      @nicksalazar1487 3 года назад +2

      @Jack Dude or you can download a mod called GMDX for the original Deus Ex, it actually fixes the AI (yes you heard me right) and slightly improves the graphics

    • @nicksalazar1487
      @nicksalazar1487 3 года назад

      @Jack Dude I believe the Nameless mod is a new story altogether, might be worth checking out but if you wanna give the original story a second chance, GMDX is the way to go
      if we're gonna go from a graphical standpoint alone GMDX also has the graphical improvements of Nameless mod based on the screenshots I saw in ModDB

    • @nicksalazar1487
      @nicksalazar1487 3 года назад +1

      @Jack Dude like I said before, GMDX mod fixes the original AI and makes them really smart (an example is if an enemy hears you sneaking around in a dark area, he'd use flares to try and see you better)
      I wouldn't call the original storyline shit just because it isn't "hilarious" because it's not supposed to be a hilarious game, it's a stealth game about conspiracy theories that surprisingly gets some things accurate about today's world (ie a virus killing lots of people, sound familiar?)
      But don't worry, I'll check out this mod of yours

  • @giguyjoe
    @giguyjoe 6 лет назад +14

    1:35 Walton just realized what he's up against.

    • @edpie7759
      @edpie7759 3 года назад

      Too bad he never requisitioned an upgrade canister for actual combat experience or academy training.
      Too bad for him they only have those in the GITS and Matrix IPs.
      But maybe he'll be happier at the Library of Congress.

  • @AustinJFerret
    @AustinJFerret 6 лет назад +58

    I'm a little disappointed that you didn't manage to pull off Death By Basketball, but the two variants of the Cliff of Death mostly make up for it.

  • @TheArtkaw
    @TheArtkaw 8 лет назад +78

    falling damage was da beeessst

    • @odinlindeberg4624
      @odinlindeberg4624 6 лет назад +4

      The blast at the end may have been powerful enough to have blown the wind out of me.

  • @FishyFLCL
    @FishyFLCL 5 лет назад +13

    That fad to black before reaching the bed was good

  • @TheArtkaw
    @TheArtkaw 8 лет назад +45

    he sure talked big

  • @LMTR14
    @LMTR14 7 лет назад +45

    hm, I never not killed simons first chance I had...

  • @brianboniuk1072
    @brianboniuk1072 4 года назад +7

    Damn, Simons has some real nasty problems with drinking. Falling off cliffs and running into live LAMS

  • @playasadonejoe
    @playasadonejoe 7 лет назад +12

    The wine! It cracks me up every time.

  • @121Swaleskid
    @121Swaleskid 8 лет назад +161

    1:30 what do you..intend to do? o.O

  • @DarkMoon1991
    @DarkMoon1991 7 лет назад +31

    I want to see Simons, Jock, Sam Carter, and Gunther make an appearance in next Deus Ex game.

  • @alphaomega887654321
    @alphaomega887654321 7 лет назад +43

    walter hasnt the icarus system... what a shame

  • @Nachovyx
    @Nachovyx 7 лет назад +13

    Welcome to the Coalition PROD!

    • @hentosama
      @hentosama 7 лет назад +5

      STICK with the PROD

    • @papayer
      @papayer Год назад +1

      good thinking JACKASS

  • @Fatman311
    @Fatman311 2 года назад +3

    I've played Deus Ex through about 10 times, never thought at any point in any of those playthroughs 'Maybe I should spare Walton Simons?' or tried to take him down non-lethally. Normally just planted a few LAMs in the underwater base and ran away from him after the conversation to lead him into them.

  • @gonzalo2869
    @gonzalo2869 4 года назад +6

    Simons is been updated by the newest win 10 firmare.

  • @BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers
    @BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers Месяц назад +1

    2:27 The noise he makes getting knocked out is hilarious.

  • @Blendedasian
    @Blendedasian 6 лет назад +11

    10 LAMs at once is earrape

  • @wishingwell12345
    @wishingwell12345 4 года назад +7

    It's going to be hard to take him seriously now.

  • @tecramos
    @tecramos 6 лет назад +11

    "POMF" What are you doing with the corpse on the bed? Wah!

  • @Juste.Futari
    @Juste.Futari 5 лет назад +5

    I'm loving the wine bottle spam after each kill :D

  • @hyuud0
    @hyuud0 7 лет назад +10

    It's like the person who made this just really really hates Walton Simons.

  • @applemask
    @applemask 7 лет назад +8

    Hooray for the first one. What I like to do is generate a whole bunch of Karkians with cheat codes and try to get him to a point where he's surrounded and eaten by loads oft hem. It's highly satisfying.

  • @coloneldawid2472
    @coloneldawid2472 6 лет назад +11

    Is this leaked footage of Fifty Shades of Simons?

  • @justderp5713
    @justderp5713 4 года назад +7

    The newer firmware must b-
    *HL2.exe has stopped working.*

  • @ChrisSmout
    @ChrisSmout 6 лет назад +4

    5:00 BANG! And Walton Simons is GONE!

  • @dhsung91
    @dhsung91 3 года назад +3

    "You take another step-"

  • @Filo127
    @Filo127 7 лет назад +3

    Very underrated channel. Great content

  • @vipuldass2318
    @vipuldass2318 5 лет назад +6

    Director of FEMA and he couldn't be careful of fall hazards smh.

  • @FrankLoon
    @FrankLoon 4 года назад +3

    Rookie mistake, Wally...
    *You updated your OS.*

  • @JcDenton4321
    @JcDenton4321 6 лет назад +7

    I think you can make the mib and mj12 troopers in the hanger attack him well he's chasing you down. You can also nanobot scrambler granade the spider bots or the walker bots.

  • @josuemoralesdominguez5669
    @josuemoralesdominguez5669 2 года назад +3

    You can feed him to the dog? This is the best game of the year every year.

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen Год назад +5

      I mean, I would not call that a dog. The Karkian is like a compact boulder with teeth.

  • @MadJackChurchill1312
    @MadJackChurchill1312 5 лет назад +4

    "Hello agent"

  • @benwilliams3539
    @benwilliams3539 4 года назад +5

    did you ever accidently get a ghost version of him to appear? i had a screen shot of it many computers ago. I killed him a certain buggy/cheesy way and once he died, his stealthed model just stood in his place. I knew it wasn't but always felt like his ghost hung around hehe

    • @jennbob5521
      @jennbob5521 Год назад +2

      i think you talking about him cloaking

  • @herard6251
    @herard6251 8 лет назад +6

    top-1 sadistic is Anna Navarre 9-LAMs one.

  • @saibot1246
    @saibot1246 3 года назад +1

    0:38
    Lol the final boss dying like that.
    Yes he is the final boss Bob can't do nothing and the rest are regular enemies

  • @TheLongasen
    @TheLongasen 6 лет назад +7

    What's with the wine bottles lol

  • @Dennis-nc3vw
    @Dennis-nc3vw Год назад

    It’s crazy Tom Hall didn’t become a big name VA after this.

  • @pixelgoat7317
    @pixelgoat7317 2 года назад +1

    I love it when bodies in this game explode into a bunch of steaks lol

  • @jarrodmiers713
    @jarrodmiers713 4 года назад +4

    Haven't laughed so much loudly in years especially the fall damage kill off the bunker!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @papayer
    @papayer Год назад +3

    The fall damage one lmfaoooo

  • @AlefSigma
    @AlefSigma 6 лет назад +3

    Does it works on Revision? he's sumply invencible on that game

  • @ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502
    @ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502 3 года назад

    I diddnt even know it was possible to fight him in the underwater cave

  • @ggabey14
    @ggabey14 3 года назад

    His last words were:
    Damn you Denton.

  • @raychelnsf7623
    @raychelnsf7623 2 года назад +2

    lol them karkains used to scare me has a kid

  • @Ezio999Auditore
    @Ezio999Auditore 4 года назад +3

    I have the new version firmware.
    *Windows 10 has downloaded a new uptade and needs to restard in order to send your data to Intel - Tel Aviv.*

  • @blueberrycherry8116
    @blueberrycherry8116 2 года назад

    I wonder if he's dumb enough to walk on the rails and be electrocuted by pulling the switch near the Karkian in the cave

  • @radhabinodenandi
    @radhabinodenandi 3 года назад

    You, Sir, deserve a toast!

  • @cb9220
    @cb9220 5 лет назад +1

    Seriously, you have a drinking problem, all those bottles of wine...

  • @mateuszcichowski5651
    @mateuszcichowski5651 3 года назад

    So it's the same type of augmentations as JC Denton's...

  • @zingtea
    @zingtea 5 лет назад +2

    jesus christ denton.

  • @BawonSamndi
    @BawonSamndi 4 года назад +3

    Jc wine him up and then got him to bed

  • @michaelandreipalon359
    @michaelandreipalon359 Год назад

    ...Why the wine bottles? Drunkenness hadn't killed him at all.

  • @floorpuncher3280
    @floorpuncher3280 5 лет назад +2

    You take another st-

  • @RJ-hk7oj
    @RJ-hk7oj Год назад

    I love water simmons

  • @crimsondynamo615
    @crimsondynamo615 3 года назад +1

    Good dog

  • @D348-p1y
    @D348-p1y 2 года назад +2

    I saw him running towards me and stop. I just lobbed 20mm HEs at him 😂😂😂

  • @CockerSpangle
    @CockerSpangle 2 года назад

    this is gold

  • @WW-fn7rt
    @WW-fn7rt 4 года назад

    Simons? You mean Adam Jensen.

  • @petertomszabo6268
    @petertomszabo6268 5 лет назад +2

    so weak, Agent !

  • @togrulhuseynli7600
    @togrulhuseynli7600 4 года назад

    how did you even survive during the ocean boss fight

  • @Rhacman
    @Rhacman 4 года назад +2

    1:34 Uh oh.

  • @nikolaisafronov3452
    @nikolaisafronov3452 6 лет назад +1

    No kill in Hong Kong?

  • @Ezio999Auditore
    @Ezio999Auditore 4 года назад

    Yaaaaaagh - ghh!

  • @Dinofly4
    @Dinofly4 4 года назад +2

    throw down some 40's for your homies

  • @floorpuncher3280
    @floorpuncher3280 5 лет назад +2

    Newer firmware gets eaten by an ancient dinosaur

  • @olympian3
    @olympian3 10 месяцев назад

    this guy really doesnt like walton simons

  • @Matheus-ki9zo
    @Matheus-ki9zo 7 лет назад

    3:13
    Now that's for fucking Jock.

  • @mehmetkocer5920
    @mehmetkocer5920 3 года назад

    many many times he did

  • @freeriding666
    @freeriding666 3 года назад +2

    Upgraded firmware... Yet still can't climb a fucking ladder.

  • @ATP2555ify
    @ATP2555ify 4 года назад +2

    2:49 wtf

  • @jpjude68
    @jpjude68 4 года назад +2

    *huff... huff...* "DENTON..." *huff... huff...* "WAIT..." *huff... huff...* "I NEED TO..." *huff... huff...* "TELL YOU SOMETHING..." *huff... huff...* "COOL AND..." *huff... huff...* "INTIMIDATING.. oops!" *splat*

  • @aMR5AvDeG
    @aMR5AvDeG 7 лет назад

    Ooooh... Firmware... Not It Is On!

  • @llVIU
    @llVIU 4 года назад +1

    windows XP vs windows vista

  • @zingtea
    @zingtea 6 лет назад

    hello agent

  • @mb77mb66
    @mb77mb66 Год назад +1

    You really hate Simons :)

  • @nicolasnobre7832
    @nicolasnobre7832 6 лет назад +3

    5:02

  • @beufaledef
    @beufaledef 7 лет назад +1

    lol we have the same hobbies !

  • @beufaledef
    @beufaledef 3 года назад

    Then should that be a good fight bruh?

  • @ZylonBane
    @ZylonBane 2 года назад

    Only one ocean lab death? Booo.

  • @steelingcable6350
    @steelingcable6350 4 года назад +1

    1:04 Windows 10 vs Windows 7

  • @mrthms3247
    @mrthms3247 Год назад

    Pp

  • @DavidLinSun
    @DavidLinSun 7 лет назад +6

    Love the tactic used at 4:30. I will use it to complete my no combat music/no violence run. Avoiding Simons here has been difficult without using invisibility.

    • @SU76M
      @SU76M 2 года назад

      Just run over him with Speed aug lol.