"Suck My D_ck" Is Not Good For Saying. (6:04am)
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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0:46
“why are you say this? this is a silly, this is a silly and danger ⚠️”
🔥🔥🔥🔥
germoney language 🇩🇪🇩🇪💀🗣️
⚠️⚠️🚨⚠️⚠️
⚠️⚠️⚠️⁉️⁉️‼️
@@BritishEmpire1924lol
"Hobo's, you know men of the street"😂
Adam Milward I died at that part😂
Prostitutes: ladies of the night
Hobos: men of the street
I can't take this, I'm about to have a heart attack laughing! XD
Haaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa
@@ketofitforlife2917 im jalous of you, i heard the same thing and didnt even crack a smile. i wish i was simple like that.
"Hey man, you smell bad and your face look like a goose" is my new favourite insult.
anus violin is mine
Waloo Boo i thought it was just "butt violin" but either way, that's definitely high on the list lol
The Phantasm We NEED a shirt.
The Phantasm that got me laughing hard.
LMFAO
"It have no protection, no helmet or something. *Flula makes awkward hand gestures* No, no. It's just flopsey..." 3 words, I- am- dead.
Dumbass O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
0:38 w-😕 what?? got me dying
"Men of the streets" goes fucking hard.
I feel he kept using hamburger and not hotdog on purpose and it made me laugh harder.
Your face looks like a goose, I'm dying. I love you, Flula.
Crazy to think hes in a movie now
this just brightened my day, could not stop laughing! (also, very valid points here Flula)
This is a silly and danger
just wanted to praise this guys jawline
I’m half german been to Germany and the language is so literal in English. It’s cracks me up ! 😆😆😆😆😆😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Objects for crunching and destruction” is the best description for teeth I’ve ever heard.
oof at first I though he said "distraction" but destruction definitely makes more sense lol
Same haha
Crrrranching and destruhxtion
@@janifromspace I thought he said ‘conjuring and destruction’ 💀
Very vivid and physical way of describing things, always been fascinating to me how languages are interpreted. Like it’s not just a set of teeth but a bunch of objects and clutter, makes me imagine the root of the teeth.
“Men of the street” makes the hobos sound like an avengers-level threat
I love how he knows words like "establish" and "prior" but he doesn't know the word "teeth"
they have made establish of this from the argumentatings prior
It's probably because of similarity of the words between the languages. In German you can say "etablieren" for establish, and "der Prior" for prior, but teeth are Zähne.
@@LeonNoodlez Nah if you learn basic english, you definitely know what teeth are well before those other words
@@spiralghosts Have you considered. That maybe, he has not learned basic english???
@@hrtz9796 is there a way to learn advanced english without learning basic english? :D
You always make me laugh dude lol
You always make me laugh, dude XD
First. Love you chaboy
Pewp
Omg chaboyy
Omg chaa xD great to see you here
"You are only one peepee, protection it please" -Flula
Ivan The Awesome...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! HAHAHAHAHA! 😂😋😂😋😂
hahaha I read that at the exact time he said it. caught me off guard and killed me lol
"You are only owning one peepee"
You must to use peepeepeepeeEee - personal protective pee pee equipment ... pleese
I need this on a shirt
“Men of the streets” is such a badass way to say “homeless people”
lol indeed
Former homeless (vagabond was always my preferred term prior) here. "Man/men of the streets" unironically took it's spot in my vocabulary.
I always liked listening to non native English speakers talk, they always have such a unique way of describing things. People take it for granted but language really is a core part of our experience
I understand your point and I do agree but I should warn you this man does have a much better understanding of English than you think, this is a bit and he is a comedian, actor and he makes music.
@@Fawful-v4y This is true, but people do speak like this.
Dutch people are also generally just translating words literally from Dutch into English, which makes for some unique expressions that only make sense to Dutch speakers.
Expressions like: “how do you do, and how do you do your wife?”, where they intended to say: “how are you and your wife?”
I think this is generally called “Dunglish” 😛
@@Wizz15 "how do you do your wife" is actually a pretty good icebreaker though, you get to know a lot about that person
@@macaronandcheese18113”how do you do your wife?”
“Sir, please stop contacting me, we met five years ago once.”
English is my 3rd language and I'm not a native speaker, but I can type it well but I cant fluently speak
"Treat it like a löllipöp" words from a wise German man who likes to make walks in the morning time with his legs.
I like to make walks in the mornjng
With my pipi
Wise? Lmao yea ok, if he were wise he would realize the slang meaning of that comment. I have used that comment, but any man try to, would land up with a fist to face....
@@silverbaine9217 tell me you can’t appreciate a funny video with telling me you can’t appreciate a funny video
lil wayne has entered the chat
"I like to make walks in the morning time, with my legs"
no way man I use my elbows
I came from a like animated video or something
Actual alien
@@bootyclap69k No amogus here.
@@bootyclap69k was it “No Amogus Here. Move Along. Nothing to see here.”?
Perhaps do not say this Phrase during some Argumentations.
No crunching the White Castle burger please!
Awe Flula, I thought you were better than this. Why did you have to raunch it up? It's disappointing 😞. I have a request-stick to the clean stuff, bitte.
You are one of my favorite youtubers! You always put out super original and good content! I honestly question so many of the phrases we say and I love hearing what you have to say about them! Thanks for the hilarious and entertaining videos! :)
James Bingham I take it you haven't seen the "Party Pooper" video from a while back, then?
Love your video 😍
LoL LMFAO
2:02 "do not give this man your pipi its a hamburguaa 🍔"
1:45 "you shall definit not treat it like a hæmboorgä
Like a hêmbœrghah"
HÄGHH HÄGHH"
😂
i read this when he was saying it help 😭
@@dry_eggshell I did too 😭
This man is single-handedly dismantling the english language with facts and logic
@Ryandal Gilmore damn right i am
@Ryandal Gilmore ua
@@Neo-iz2fx Now this is epic.
How German of him 😂
ben shapiro of english
"why would you say this, this is a silly"
me to almost everything my parents say
Why are you say this*
This is a silly and danger
@@insxmniac7052i literally see you on almost every video i watch
@@Noone-hk1vf fr? Haha
@@insxmniac7052 yeah, almost everywhere i go lol
"Most Valuable sensitivity position"
johnsblog...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! 😂😂😂
possession, he said :P
You mean "most valyou able sensitivity pohzation" lmao
He meant possession I'm pretty sure
I'm out 😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:47 "This is a silly, this is a silly and danger."-flula
0:46 me on a presentation about Sicily.
Sicily and DANGER ⚡
"why are you say zhis? This is sicily. This is sicily and danger 😮"
What have we learned today?
A man’s pee pee is a hamburger.
Diana Berisha are you a Big Mac, whopper or a White Castle !
hamboaga
hambourguois*
And its not a lolipöp
@@nittayoshifumi8252 but treat it like a lurleypop
I love how he says "lurrleypurp"
😂😂😂
Lüllipüp xD
@@aniche565 LMMFAOOO I J DIED SSSS
löllipöp
someone make a dang t-shirt lmao
This man's words were so inspiring that someone made a whole comic about it.
Hello modern cat from The Battle Cats
Hello modern cat from The Battle Cats.
Hello modern cat from The Battle Cats
Hello modern cat from the Battle Cats
Hello modern cat from The Battle Cats
0:01 with my legs 🤣🤣🤣
*wis my legs
In german they say, i mache einen Spaziergang mit dem fuß, oder zu fuß.
So it is common to say with or on foot.
@@dr.hamzamaharmeh5169 ohhh
This is a silly
Löllipöp, hambürgoah hAum hUam 1:46
harg harg
I love that Flula's argument is "don't say that coz he will bite it off"
He's so wholesome
How's that wholesome
@@lordrathut free meal for the man.
@@lordrathut He's telling you how to protect your penis because he cares about you, that's wholesome, he doesn't want anything for that he just cares about you and informs you about the dangers of giving your peepee to someone who is supposed to treat it like a lollipop, they might betray you and treat it like a hamburger
@@dawidek4267 its a whooper for this person
@@mikadosannoji553 more like a white castle burger
Jokes aside, this man does raise a valid question... Saying "suck my *said gentalia*" to someone you're angry with or do not trust, would not be a wise idea if you really meant it. You gotta protect your most valuables.
What I normally say sometimes, playfully, is someone's being a meanie weenie XD I don't swear, or very very very rarely if ever. I'm not good at it.
As the wise man said, you only have one pipi, protection it pls
@@milaneso_3M0 Indeed. Pipis do not grow on trees and you won't have 499 of them left.
@Ryandal Gilmore Apologies, I'm sorry if I caused any bother...
Truth
2:15 “a White Castle burger! 😳”
The face he makes after says that 😭
If he is joking this is one the funniest bits of comedy if he is not then it’s funnier
I would love to see flula get angry, I feel like it would be terrifying and amusing
Heck yeah!!
Look at a video where he gets in an ice bath just google fouls gets into ice bath
Indeed.
All that yelling in German
+Beautylicious 777 I really don't think he was actually super angry.
I love how he said "this is a silly. This is a silly and danger"
Also captions say what the smacking mouth stick
captions said what the smacking mouth stick when he said what does make nose t
@@dyharon i know
Make it a little perp
Yes I’m the 1.100 like
Been a long times since that happened
This man's jaw is way to powerful
and his speech if his grammar was better he would solve the worlds hunger xd
Yes not good hole for peepee to be in
You definitely don’t want him to treat your peepee like a hamburger
I have no idea who Flula is, but this is probably my favorite video on the internet.
"this is a silly; this is a silly and danger" has become a phrase I use regularly.
Truly a Monolith of thought
Search for “Flula Conan,” you’ll be überdelighted.
I take it back. Germans are funny.
Hobo men are now the men of the streets
eemmmmiee LOLLLL
My niece calls them wild men 🤣
And if it's a female hobo, that means SHE BELONGS TO THE STREET'S?
hoboes
hoboss
It’s hilarious that he actually has a point
It makes me a very delighted creature
You only have one pipi. Protection it please
@@jonaspete he said it the exact moment i opened the comment and read your reply 😭
Saying a pee pee is a hamburger never made so much sense.
Why does he equate penises to hamburgers instead of hot dogs or schnitzel? Schnitzels are German!
Missed opportunity
He said to Put hamburger in blender now because of COVID tp shortage. Sooo....
your pipi is a hamborgar for the guy is enemy your pipi
your pipi is not a löllipöp for him it going to crunch crunch like hamburgor is nose t no please stop
L Ö L L I P Ö P
as a german, this speaks to me on a very deep level.
same... this is a silly and danger.
Same bruder
I truly felt the pipi deep inside 😢 treat it like a lulipeup
this speaks to me on an even deeper level
Servus und guten Tag (oder so). How is you'r day going so far?
1:41 "Treat it like a lerliperp"
Lolïöïpöp
*ö
löllipöp
@@gigachad5701 yoooo
@@gigachad5701lurlipurp
He's real life Steve from Minecraft
Not really more like when you make fun of an guy's face in the dsi camera in 2010
He looks like If Steve was born a Dutch or German lmao
Nah it's Stefan from meinkraft
He reminds me of Brendan Fraser
@@Larsmars6billionfan1234meinkampf
I saw a repost of this five minutes ago and now I’m getting recommended the original lol
Same
I searched for it and couldn't find it, eventually it popped up in my recommendations
No Amogus Here. Move Along, Nothing To See Here
"Like a lullehpup" IM DYING OMG
I litteraly was looking for this comment 😂😂
Lölipöp
Löllipöp
Löllipöp
Löllipöp
3:08 surprised he hasn't been banned for this insult yet.
He didn't aim it at anyone, he just gave it as an example, that's acceptable
@@dawidek4267 its a joke
@@gottalivehappy a stupid and nonsense joke you forgot to add
@@gottalivehappyand you missed the joke
@@N0v4.fr05t.why are you say this? this is a silly and danger
“don’t treat it like hamborgur”
“augh augh”
"men of the streets" is quite possibly the most badass way to say "homeless dude" ever
"Men of the streets" makes homeless men sound like they are a dark souls boss
Came here from : There is no Amogus, keep scrolling.
Same lol
Same
Same lmfao
same whitty my man
Same
This made more sense than the 2020 presidential debates.
God the 2020 debates seem like the most reasonable thing in the world in comparison to the 2024 lack of debates. And the fact that trump refused to attend any debates is not even breaking the top 20 most unbelievable aspects of the election
it made more sense than any american conservative ever.
It made more sense than most things in this world tbh
2024 too
If someone told me I smelled and that my face looked like a goose I think I would die on impact
Same 👌
Hoboes 🗣️🇩🇪
Hamberguer 🗣️🗣️🍔🍔
😂😂😂
You are only having one life, protection it please
"A hole of you that is owning many, many objects" 😂😂😂😂😂
“For crunching and destruction”
@Bird Truther "also we are fighting, but no, i would like this please "
@Bird Truther "Haugh haugh, nooo, no of cour- what? Of course, of course this man shall makes your yoyo pipi into a luncheon."
@@aM.se273 he shall not be nice and make it to lollypurp
do not give this man your pipi its a hamboargor
2:22 the way you say STOP IT reminds me of Mr.Bean
RIP
@@Coffeeisnecessarynowpepper he's not dead wtf
flula is so great "it have no protection, it have no helmet or something, it just flopsy and sad and sensitivity" penis helmets is all i can think of now
Coz your gay
I like to think of them as miniature Stahlhelms for the peepee 💀💀💀
1:26 cronch
Found the funny German
I am such an idiot. I should know better by now not to consume anything (beverages or food) while watching Flula, he makes me laugh too much >.
I know same here
I don't see why is everyone laughing at him, he's just logically explaining why you shouldn't tell your enemies to suck your penis, he's got a good point
I did not realize the word "lollipop" had so many umlauts in it... I love it.
it really doesnt 😂 also accurate name
Nice name
löllipöp
ümüläütß
This pronunciation changed my life.
"luhlehpuhp"
im crying
Hollay same😂😂😂
Löllipöp.
i'm hollering and disturbing my neighbors at this
you definitely shouldn’t treat it like “haurmberger”
@@maxbradley4097 Halyghah no ofc
1:37 lölipöp
This is a silly and dänger
"You only have one peepee, protection it please"
Yes you guys do it
"This is a silly and danger" w h a t
He's telling us what is a silly and danger
"Hey man, you smell bad and your face looks like a goose."
I'm using this in every argument from this day forward.
i'm gonna try and bring it into the bedroom. wish me luck. 😁
@@gargoyled_drakehow did it go? It's been 4 months now
@@Misscuddlycuddles i now live a poly life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ with both girls okay with it. I guess Flula made me the man i never was
@@gargoyled_drake Naol poly-
@@gargoyled_drake wow naol poly-
Lölipöp
1:16 that little "what" in between killed me so hard XDDDD
"Because we are not friends "
@@Coffeeisnecessarynowpepper*_What?_*
"It is just flopsy and sad" hahahaha
am I the only one from amogus
*y e s*
*n o*
No
amogus
I have NEVER. EVER. LAUGHED SO HARD! I am from 🇨🇦 and my old friend who is German used to speak like this! Memories of fun times omg thank you
A conversation with this man in 2015 is either a silly encounter or your worst nightmare.
This man's jawline is godly
🤫🤫🧏♂️🧏♂️🧏♂️🧏♂️
Not with fisties,mouthies 😂
This is a silly this is a silly and danger
I FOUND IT FINALLY!!!!!
I think "men of the streets" should be the new pc term for homeless guys
Well, this is just good advice.
Yeah, what would you do if you were arguing and you said "suck my dick" and the other guy just goes "Oh yes thank you for the consent, i definitely will suck on it babe~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Amogus
This guy is like a German Ben Shapiro.
“Don’t take things so literally!”
My autistic ass:
Yeah i'm here because of amogus
Amogus
Why
It took my a while to learn he was saying "lollipop"
why does a reupload of this have 5x more views than this
hes so sexy
this is a silly and danger
lol
"this is a silly and danger" 😂😂 DED. And accurate af.
"It's just flopsy and sad and sensitivity" 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀
0:45 Why are you say this? This is a silly. This is a silly and danger.