Growing up with a black dad | Troy Bond Stand Up

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  • @batless5268
    @batless5268 Год назад +26762

    he looks like if pete davidson wasn’t depressed

    • @nathanielsanders4739
      @nathanielsanders4739 Год назад +251

      Wow great analysis

    • @bekaz13
      @bekaz13 Год назад +495

      there's a clip where he calls himself "sweaty pete davidson"

    • @Freedomlives33
      @Freedomlives33 Год назад +14

      👍🏾😂

    • @yagoossimp
      @yagoossimp Год назад +376

      He’s like Pete Davidson but actually funny and entertaining

    • @crazyrobots6565
      @crazyrobots6565 Год назад

      If Pete Davidson was 90% less ugly.

  • @Unitz15
    @Unitz15 Год назад +15861

    “Bruno Mars prototype child” 😂😂😂

  • @zezinhooo
    @zezinhooo Год назад +9341

    "I got beat in the car"
    Yeah, he wasn't gonna let you win like that

    • @pablo32ok
      @pablo32ok Год назад

      How tf you think assaulting a 3y/o is winning?????? 😐😐😐😐

    • @noprogressionisregression6854
      @noprogressionisregression6854 Год назад +21

      I got your comments are so off base. You basically giving a pass to a father who beat his kid. Are you ok?

    • @zezinhooo
      @zezinhooo Год назад +81

      @NoProgressionisRegression Giving a pass!?
      Your comment makes 0 sense. I've read it like 10x, but ill do my best to explain myself to smooth brains. I already replied to someone who deleted their comments, explaining i don't condone hitting kids. You saw it yourself, so i dont know if theres anything else to say.
      Adults shouldnt hit kids. They're much stonger, and there are far better ways to teach consequences. But, please, do educate me in how to act in that circumstance.

    • @ChinStrapOfFat
      @ChinStrapOfFat Год назад +26

      @@noprogressionisregression6854 no. They were being goofy. Adding to the comedian.

    • @ChinStrapOfFat
      @ChinStrapOfFat Год назад +33

      @@zezinhooo yes ugh thank you. There are so many other ways to teach children. Hitting is the weak and easy way because people are too lazy to find other ways. “We already tried everything!” No tf you didn’t 😩

  • @JediWebSurf
    @JediWebSurf Год назад +27995

    Wow his dad IS black. That's ironic considering the recent heckler lady calling him racist. Lol

    • @SantiagoLopez-if3pw
      @SantiagoLopez-if3pw Год назад +1750

      Just cause your dads black doesn’t mean you automatically can’t be racist ? but I don’t know why she would go to a comedy show to get easily offended 💀

    • @Dellzions
      @Dellzions Год назад +2833

      ​@@SantiagoLopez-if3pw But she was calling him racist and being racist towards him and discrediting him because she thought he was white

    • @Jc22345
      @Jc22345 Год назад

      @@SantiagoLopez-if3pw I mean. I shit on Asian people all day but don’t make me a racist lmao

    • @Dellzions
      @Dellzions Год назад +108

      @@SantiagoLopez-if3pw nah

    • @Turnt_Tony
      @Turnt_Tony Год назад +112

      @@SantiagoLopez-if3pw that is not what you said

  • @joncerda351
    @joncerda351 Год назад +3567

    He's handsome

    • @auntjemima7727
      @auntjemima7727 Год назад +269

      Seriously he’s fine and funny oof

    • @Michael-js6gp
      @Michael-js6gp Год назад +191

      ​@@auntjemima7727 Which, unfortunately, means he's crazy.

    • @warmsoda9690
      @warmsoda9690 Год назад +343

      ​@@Michael-js6gp I can fix him 😔✊️

    • @Gabrielle_2022
      @Gabrielle_2022 Год назад +56

      @@warmsoda9690 Bahahah 🙏🙏🙏

    • @Ekim2F94
      @Ekim2F94 Год назад +19

      ​@Aunt Jemima thank you for keeping Aunty J spirit alive 🫡

  • @Weekend658
    @Weekend658 Год назад +963

    My dad used to just slap me in the back of the head for no reason. I asked, why one day…he said, “it’s in case you decide to do something stupid today”.

    • @lucamara6424
      @lucamara6424 Год назад +9

      😶

    • @lucamara6424
      @lucamara6424 Год назад +57

      I’m so sorry that happened omg

    • @adrenalineactivate
      @adrenalineactivate Год назад

      Abandon him lol. His basically encouraging you to do horrible shit cause you'll get punish either way, might as well make it worthy (k1ll him lol)

    • @Sacred_Silence
      @Sacred_Silence Год назад +13

      Lmaoo

    • @shahermansoor786
      @shahermansoor786 Год назад +13

      @@lucamara6424sorry for what

  • @rajvijhaveri2836
    @rajvijhaveri2836 Год назад +4707

    child abuse is really fucked up. Humour is best solution after therapy lmaooooo

    • @Bas_karna
      @Bas_karna Год назад +226

      Child abuse LOL 😂😂

    • @johnnystanchfield6181
      @johnnystanchfield6181 Год назад +3

      @@Bas_karna bro when your old and your kid hate you and don’t do shit for you don’t say nobody warned you you were wrong and ignorant

    • @Bas_karna
      @Bas_karna Год назад

      @@johnnystanchfield6181 Hey you must be white ain't ya 🤣

    • @BigWickEnergy_
      @BigWickEnergy_ Год назад +266

      He never said he was abused. Most boys need to be disciplined physically.

    • @pedrojiminez3404
      @pedrojiminez3404 Год назад +192

      🤣 Tell me where he said he was abused? Americans don't understand the rest of the world laughs at them when it comes to parenting.

  • @ariellaablang7511
    @ariellaablang7511 Год назад +969

    I have the biggest crush on this man

  • @GX7.62father
    @GX7.62father Год назад +2669

    Hey I saw ur show last night. Good stuff. Good stage presence. Surprised I go from seeing you on my feed being Kramer then you doing it in real life. Life's trippy

    • @TroyBondCompany
      @TroyBondCompany  Год назад +551

      Thank you!! Sending love your way 🫶

    • @primeevantv6487
      @primeevantv6487 Год назад +37

      @@TroyBondCompany bro you’re just levels ahead holy shit, glad I found you been sending your clips to my friends and shit constantly now

    • @dizzydied
      @dizzydied Год назад +10

      @@primeevantv6487Me too i can’t get enough bro is genuinely funny. Definitely a future in this comedy shit.

    • @BigWickEnergy_
      @BigWickEnergy_ Год назад +22

      @@TroyBondCompany please never stop screaming “shut the fuck up” to hecklers.

    • @123subherojazzy5
      @123subherojazzy5 Год назад +5

      @@BigWickEnergy_ that’s like 50% of his character alone I swear but I love him for it 😂💀

  • @1OAK_X
    @1OAK_X Год назад +166

    I’m black and adopted, so whenever I threw temper tantrums ppl would stare and my mom would say he’s mine 😂

    • @dcarr-kr7hk
      @dcarr-kr7hk Год назад +15

      @LuckyLuciano1... I threw one temper tantrum which was at the grocery store.
      My mother spanked me (in those days -- of course you did) and I NEVER threw another one.
      The truth is?
      I had seen Caucasian children do it in public and, while I NEVER threw one at home, I thought I'd try it to see if it would work. (As young as I was, I distinctly remember thinking that my tantrum would embarrass my mother.)
      I was wrong.
      It never happened again.
      To assume that that experience did not shape me in a positive way???
      To this day, I thank God (even with all of her imperfections) that she was my mother.

  • @japersp.7176
    @japersp.7176 9 месяцев назад +29

    I like how both him and his Dad look equally distressed in the old picture they took.

  • @mmatamoni
    @mmatamoni Год назад +488

    He is so good looking

    • @nicolem889
      @nicolem889 Год назад +17

      Yea he is actually pretty fine

    • @squidwardstentacle
      @squidwardstentacle Год назад +25

      bruvvv fr he is cuutee & fine. He kinda reminds me of Bellamy from the 100 😭

    • @sniffyjoe4229
      @sniffyjoe4229 Год назад +2

      @@squidwardstentaclebruv? Jesus wept

    • @x-rayvision3802
      @x-rayvision3802 Год назад +5

      ​@@squidwardstentacle you said "bruv" lmfao lame

    • @AnTran-gl4eh
      @AnTran-gl4eh Год назад

      @@squidwardstentacleyesss

  • @mandemystery9944
    @mandemystery9944 Год назад +655

    pete davidson clearly going the ariana grande route with the spray tan right here… he ain’t slick

  • @wweirdoww
    @wweirdoww Год назад +52

    “Then I got my ass beat in the car” wasn’t expecting that 😂😂😂

    • @analiaramirez2934
      @analiaramirez2934 Год назад +3

      I was, 😂😂😂 born in the 80’s

    • @dcarr-kr7hk
      @dcarr-kr7hk Год назад +1

      @wweirdoww... The car or the bathroom.
      Born in the 60s.
      I look at some of the things children do today and ask, "Who is raising these children?"
      Say what you will. Virtually none of us ever hit our teachers, swore at adults, terrorized our neighbors, publically sneered at police or would EVER have dreamed of shouting, "I HATE you" to our parents.
      The proof is in the pudding.

    • @dietmilkk
      @dietmilkk 9 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@dcarr-kr7hkI’ve never been hit or even yelled at in my childhood. I’m 19 and I haven’t disobeyed my parents at all since I was around 9 or 10. Much less done anything remotely similar to what you’re talking about. I don’t believe the lack of physical abuse is the reason some children today act the way they do. Physical discipline is not necessary if parents know how to be real parents. By having real parents, I have grown up learning respect rather than fear and I’m glad my parents taught me that way.

    • @Equinox171
      @Equinox171 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah unfortunately minorities still think beating their kids is good parenting

  • @movingfiber
    @movingfiber Год назад +2362

    Let's be clear, if ANY adult strikes a 3 year old, that's not cool, idgaf what color anyone is.

    • @libconservative3481
      @libconservative3481 Год назад +235

      In Asia, its not cool. Its called discipline.

    • @Cafeallday222
      @Cafeallday222 Год назад

      @@libconservative3481 abuse is abuse - whether cultures accept it or not doesn’t matter. No child should be struck by an adult with full force. Sorry - nope. Never ok. I was beat growing up and would never continue the cycle - it really messed me up. Asian kids are not immune from this process.

    • @Roflmao6173
      @Roflmao6173 Год назад +165

      ​@@libconservative3481 I was beat to hell and back as a child and teen, but even my parents who are asian never hit me or my siblings when we were 3. Even they know that that's too young

    • @pablo32ok
      @pablo32ok Год назад

      It's child abuse,i hope you never have kids

    • @ot7stan207
      @ot7stan207 Год назад +519

      @@libconservative3481 in Asia, they convince you its discilpline so you convince yourself it was. then you find yourself unable to process emotions as an adult and slam tables and doors because youre mad or frustrated. the cycle continues. Im chinese. I dont condone that shit. My parents didnt have the knowledge and didnt know better, I do and I am not gonna keep doing that shit.

  • @chilltarts
    @chilltarts Год назад +264

    I also grew up a bi-racial child of the mid-80s (but in the southern mountains of the USA). Your stories are hilarious and on-point. You have often describe my lived reality. Thanks for sharing and I hope to see you live one day.

  • @a.a.2573
    @a.a.2573 Год назад +80

    Wooow his smile is so beautiful!

  • @Dabingtons
    @Dabingtons Год назад +90

    As a Bruno Mars prototype child I can relate.

  • @mattybadger13
    @mattybadger13 Год назад +69

    His dad's generation the ones with "No Excuse for Elder Abuse" on their car.

  • @AlbertSpice
    @AlbertSpice Год назад +5

    I love comedians who can roast themselves as much as they can roast others

  • @maka3130
    @maka3130 Год назад +6

    Those car beatings hit different, one hand on the wheel and one hand beating the fuck out of us. 😂😂😂

    • @CarrieK-qh8dr
      @CarrieK-qh8dr 7 месяцев назад +1

      And then they get mad when they had to swerve cause they weren't looking at the road

  • @crazymeparty3
    @crazymeparty3 Год назад +47

    Mix of Adam Sandler and Pete Davidson

  • @jedimmj11
    @jedimmj11 Год назад +88

    Your performance is masterful. The cadance, the facial expression, it's mesmerisingly perfect. Also in your racism heckler video. You use your voice incredibly.

  • @letitiasd586
    @letitiasd586 Год назад +11

    Daddy looking real good😂😂😂

  • @goodvybz1246
    @goodvybz1246 Год назад +17

    I thought he was get his ass beat at home but the car makes more sense🤣🤣

  • @Hendoo30
    @Hendoo30 Год назад +25

    The “why do you think I do this for a living”😂🤣

  • @howwrongwewere
    @howwrongwewere Год назад +45

    that photo is the most random ass shit. he's in a superman costume and his black dad is towering over him in a oversized thick black turtleneck sweater holding a beat up wooden pole..... and the most terrifying part abt it is the fact hes in that sweater

    • @MaybeDHitHim
      @MaybeDHitHim Год назад +2

      Yeah. The broomstick, size and stern countenance isn't anywhere near as scary as that turtleneck. There's something radical about it.

    • @Sacred_Silence
      @Sacred_Silence Год назад +4

      How can you not tell that it's for Halloween? lol

  • @katiix
    @katiix Год назад +16

    He's changed a lot since this video. Lately he's been showing lots of anger when on stage, it was weird because after I realized that in his newer videos I seen a video about him saying he does go to anger management classes. It seems like he might be drinking too and let me tell you having anger issues and drinking alcohol don't mix and he'll end up ruining his career if that's what he's doing. I seen it first hand with family members.

  • @abbyignacio9012
    @abbyignacio9012 Год назад +12

    this man looks timeless… specifically got a 80s/90s look to him. and it’s hot

    • @AnAdorableWombat1
      @AnAdorableWombat1 Год назад +1

      He hit the nail on the head! He is very handsome and looks like he just stepped out of the 80z

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 10 месяцев назад +3

      "This man looks timeless"
      **identifies a time period**

    • @namedrop721
      @namedrop721 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheBlarggleit’s okay you’re talking to a very young someone who smokes for the aesthetic, they’re not gonna be that bright

  • @ardhiograph
    @ardhiograph Год назад +42

    There are always "is there a problem here" Woman out therw. 😂😂

  • @AgentSmith911
    @AgentSmith911 Год назад +8

    "just wait till we get home"

  • @SunBunz
    @SunBunz Год назад +2

    He’s exceptionally adorable in this video. 🥰

  • @Danyel992
    @Danyel992 Год назад +14

    Troy gives me the impression that he drew a lot of inspiration from Chappelle. His mannerisms and how he uses his voice, it kinda reminds me of Dave.

  • @LostinMIA
    @LostinMIA Год назад +5

    Troy is one of a kind!

  • @benjamindiequez115
    @benjamindiequez115 Год назад +25

    He is just adorable

  • @Gagne.AK47
    @Gagne.AK47 3 месяца назад

    I respect old school parents teaching their kids right

  • @markmurray914
    @markmurray914 Год назад +19

    I just seen the heckler video, Dave Temple was talking about it on his podcast...you are HE-LARRY-US!!!! Extremely hilarious! When you come to Philly, I'm there!

  • @hrodebrt
    @hrodebrt Год назад +230

    One thing I will say is we gotta stop defending people who hit their kids by calling it "old school" like nah mf thats just called being abusive

    • @adrenalineactivate
      @adrenalineactivate Год назад +17

      Fr lots of things were horrible back in the days and just because it use to be normal doesn't mean it's ok. There's a reason why people don't think it's okay now. For some reason it's so hard for some people to grasp.
      A lot of things can be taught without needing to raise your hand. And even if it works the line between abuse and parenting is so blurred that you can literally beat your child up to pent your frustration when they make a mistake then call it "parenting". Maybe we shouldn't normalise something that can blur the line between abuse and parenting.

    • @piyushmahajan5609
      @piyushmahajan5609 Год назад +13

      Fuck dude.. That's no child abuse. That's parenting done best. Keeping jokes apart, he will credit hid dad for well mannerism and discipline he got in life, which will stay with him forever. Stop pampering your child in excessive... Childhood is the only time you can instill values in Children or else you become an asshole throughout your life. I was beaten up as a child, but looking back now I totally respect my parents for correcting me when needed.

    • @oniwolfin9589
      @oniwolfin9589 Год назад +22

      @@piyushmahajan5609 Then your parents weren't very smart. There are ways to reprimand and punish a child without having to resort to violence.

    • @piyushmahajan5609
      @piyushmahajan5609 Год назад +6

      @@oniwolfin9589 Maybe not, I am happy with my life today and I think they did really good job. I know examples of people whose parents pampered them a lot, just gave them warnings of consequences without accountability and when today I see them showing bad manners and disrespect towards their own parents, my respect towards my parents increase further....Don't just assume they were hitting me all the time, they showered me with love 95% of the time but when I committed grave mistakes, they just made sure I won't repeat that again ever in my life.

    • @oniwolfin9589
      @oniwolfin9589 Год назад +7

      @@piyushmahajan5609 and that’s fine. For the first 10 years of my life my father beat me with a belt, my sisters didn’t understand why I got punished for for some of what I did, like taking in a stray cat, or asking my father to smoke outside, or getting a ride home from school in nearly sub zero temps with my friends father, but I was nearly 30 min late due to him having to do errands on the way. And he still did worse then all of that on occasion. And when my mom confronted him about my bruises and cuts, he tried to explain to her that life is going to be harder for me then it would be for my sisters, so he is just toughening me up. When he left a week before my 11th birthday I was so confused when I moved in with my mom. I remember my jacket getting caught on a door handle and falling into a shelf with a vase my mom had made when she was still getting her degree. I remember getting down on my hands and knees gripping the ceramic so hard my hands bled, I knew my mom was a smoker like my father, I didn’t know how she would punish me, and at the time I just found my hand wandering to some cigaret burns my father had put on my left shoulder and I just shuddered and went to fill a bowl with Luke warm water and got the isopropyl alcohol from the bathroom and I just sat there for 2 hours before she got home from picking up a quilt my grandma had made just for me. And I remember her coming straight to me and pushing my now dried blood caked hands into the water and asking me if I was okay, as she dried her hands on her shirt and contacted the ER. I have throughout my almost 28 years, nearly killed 2 bullies, and hospitalized a handful of others. I have been in and out of half a dozen therapy offices, where they had a rough time showing me how to manage my anger issues. I’ve managed to not get in a fight after graduation. And here in 2023 I am taking medication and doing much better, I still get more angry then I should at almost anything, but I’ve finally managed to slow down and to take things others do, less personally. I can’t even imagine how different my life could have been if my father had left before I was born.

  • @TranscenDaMental
    @TranscenDaMental Год назад +3

    The last part tho, 😂😂😂😂 “I got beat in the car” Definitely happened all the time to me, smh

  • @bfbf7464
    @bfbf7464 Год назад +2

    I can´t with him, everytime I just see that a short will come up I am dead ass laughing already

  • @HeyThatsMe3
    @HeyThatsMe3 Год назад +8

    Its crazy how much he looks like his dad. My daughter is the same. She looks just like me hair and all but white.

  • @ghoesings
    @ghoesings Год назад +1

    You've gotten much better on your delivery in the short time I've watched your clips.

  • @GregStallion
    @GregStallion Год назад +31

    You see, I was adopted; my folks are White, I’m Brown. There was no race card for me to pull. 😂

    • @bleachedout805
      @bleachedout805 Год назад

      You could have said they bought you as a slave. That's a race card to play.

    • @eugenkt777
      @eugenkt777 Год назад +6

      yeah people would offer to help THEM and not you lol

  • @anthonyt219
    @anthonyt219 3 месяца назад

    Lmao "i dunno dad... is there a problem?! 😮"
    too funny

  • @Thepateisgreat
    @Thepateisgreat Год назад +5

    “Then I got my a*s beat in the car”

  • @urbsurbisf
    @urbsurbisf Год назад +1

    😂😂😂 the ending was priceless.
    Can't wait for your special. I hope I haven't missed a possible existing one. I looked everywhere, even on Spotify, but just found your playlists 😊

  • @ethanroberts6838
    @ethanroberts6838 Год назад +3

    This guy is going places

  • @llukkz
    @llukkz Год назад +1

    Dude, your timing and awareness is fucking awesome hats off

  • @renwarrenp5097
    @renwarrenp5097 Год назад +15

    🤣🤣 they always getcha in the car-

  • @GodWinsInTheEnd
    @GodWinsInTheEnd 9 месяцев назад

    I don't know whether to laugh or not! I feel so bad for the little boy he was.

  • @RemyIssa
    @RemyIssa Год назад +20

    He is cute🙆🙆🙆

  • @antonioowensby8823
    @antonioowensby8823 11 месяцев назад

    I hope that Troy blows up because he's a natural comedic genius. Every RUclips reel that I see of his, Im laughing my a** off. When is he coming to North Carolina?

  • @Dj-qf7fq
    @Dj-qf7fq Год назад +3

    Damn he got kratos as a dad, so luckyyy

  • @MarYSoldePuertoRico
    @MarYSoldePuertoRico Год назад +1

    Your dad… ❤ that’s why you got spice💯

  • @patientzero5685
    @patientzero5685 Год назад +19

    As a white lady who has confronted more than one parent abusing their child:
    I AM NOT SORRY

    • @DryCheeseFart
      @DryCheeseFart Год назад

      ....

    • @keard558
      @keard558 Год назад +9

      Thank you for your service. Pun intended but I mean that genuinely. Giving a s*** is incredibly needed when you have no defenses and you're trapped with a monster.

    • @patientzero5685
      @patientzero5685 Год назад +9

      @@keard558 All I needed to hear growing up was it’s HIM, not YOU. I hope I can do that for other kids. Sometimes parents need to be reminded that their children aren’t a nuisance… they are PEOPLE.

    • @StephanieLinda_
      @StephanieLinda_ 10 месяцев назад +1

      All of us kids/former children are so great full for people like you. We love yall. I also as an adult do the same thing now. If I see something I SAY something.

  • @welikegoodies
    @welikegoodies 6 месяцев назад

    🤣🤣🤣 beat in the car. Our old school parents were a different breed yes 😂😂

  • @ajblumel9749
    @ajblumel9749 Год назад +5

    Shoulda said after
    “U think he was going to my tball games?…
    No..
    He was teeing off on me”

  • @Mgidynasty
    @Mgidynasty Год назад +1

    Classic example of winning every battle while simultaneously losing the war lol

  • @park-1310-jimin
    @park-1310-jimin Год назад +12

    Can I be more thankful that only one time my father slapped me(not on cheek/face) and then he said sorry.
    On the other hand my mother, let's just say I still get some.

  • @KillerGamesINC
    @KillerGamesINC 11 месяцев назад +1

    Nah, go all in and yell IZ IS SORRY MASTA NEVA HAPN AGIN

  • @ShowMeYourKitties0
    @ShowMeYourKitties0 Год назад +13

    You won’t know trauma until, when you hear a belt clank, that you freeze up and cringe.

  • @JoesirisReborn
    @JoesirisReborn 2 месяца назад

    Troy!! Please come to Dublin Ireland! I’d love to catch one of your shows in person !
    Think you’re gonna make it big my man. Funniest dude in awhile.

  • @noahtheeditor8650
    @noahtheeditor8650 Год назад +5

    That's actually crazy genetics

  • @melancholymoshpit
    @melancholymoshpit Месяц назад

    Troy: Upper hand.
    Troy's Dad: Backhand.

  • @CrextComic
    @CrextComic Год назад +9

    All he had to do to put his dad in jail was to scream "Help, this stranger is attacking me!"

    • @romipog9337
      @romipog9337 Год назад +5

      Bro you guys nowadays are too sensitive💀 I wouldn't be who I am without the beating. Yes it might have been uncomfortable but looking back now and seeing the new kids mostly growing up with this jail stuff, i'm glad it happened to me

    • @epicn
      @epicn Год назад +5

      @@romipog9337 speak for yourself, child abuse isn't a good thing in any capacity

    • @rubybee2180
      @rubybee2180 Год назад +6

      @@romipog9337 people who say this probably aren’t as good as they say they are they’re just in denial

    • @soullessangel207
      @soullessangel207 Год назад +3

      @@epicn being lightly beaten for discipline isn't abuse, but being beaten regularly with intent of harm while the parent doesn't love their child that's abuse. my dad used to beat (a lot of the time just threaten) me if I misbehaved and I turned out quite disciplined without being traumatized cuz my dad actually loved me. I turned out fine and I love him to death. sometimes that sort of discipline is needed for a hard important lesson.

    • @pablo32ok
      @pablo32ok Год назад

      I hope you never have kids

  • @axiomaddict
    @axiomaddict 9 месяцев назад

    His delivery is strident and heavy-handed😏

  • @kingbandz9807
    @kingbandz9807 Год назад +3

    I love dis guy n his dad #respect

  • @cw6127
    @cw6127 Год назад

    That's actually really sad. I'm sorry that happened. I was shocked to hear you were only 3

  • @blackeyedsusan727
    @blackeyedsusan727 Год назад +6

    His dad is super good looking!!

  • @brenda6631
    @brenda6631 9 месяцев назад

    Wow, the Superman costume! Somehow, I always thought that he would be perfect to play Superman.

  • @Lizzifer7
    @Lizzifer7 Год назад +17

    I don't care what colour anyone is, you don't hit a child.

    • @kayjaylemonade4067
      @kayjaylemonade4067 Год назад

      Oh my god. Listen there is a difference between hitting a child, and whooping a child, whooping a child is not meant to hurt said child it is to instill a conscious behavior to avoid bad stuff with the mindset of if I got a whooping for doing this then I must stay away from it

    • @mcbrite
      @mcbrite Год назад +1

      Not that much better: My dad never spent a second of time with me voluntarily... I genuinely don't know what's worse...

  • @Dabiggestbird2
    @Dabiggestbird2 5 месяцев назад

    Your dad is my science/reading teacher. Mr. Bond so funny

  • @pkizzlebeats
    @pkizzlebeats 3 месяца назад

    Nah that white woman “is there a problem here?” Is so on point 😂😂😂

  • @irandude1655
    @irandude1655 Месяц назад

    Is why Troy always ran in public when he’s sad about to beat him up. 😭🤣

  • @Ravenzero-oz7sf
    @Ravenzero-oz7sf 7 месяцев назад

    "I got my ass beat in the car" 😂😂

  • @magsdob1
    @magsdob1 9 месяцев назад

    He's so funny talented and gorgeous x

  • @piggytub1
    @piggytub1 Год назад +2

    Man,us light brights gotta stick together and keep bringing the funny! 😂🎉

  • @heinuchung8680
    @heinuchung8680 Год назад +1

    I don’t know how people couldn’t tell he was mixed the minute I saw him I was like he is mixed

  • @crackheadalien5154
    @crackheadalien5154 10 месяцев назад

    he's so fucking kyoot and funneh bro.

  • @Mehki227
    @Mehki227 9 месяцев назад

    Damn he's even better looking than I thought!😂

  • @El-jefe-1999
    @El-jefe-1999 9 месяцев назад +1

    His dad looks like that one Dominican uncle every family gathering

  • @TheRobinRedbreast
    @TheRobinRedbreast 10 месяцев назад +2

    His dad is so handsome!

  • @Xboxcampking334
    @Xboxcampking334 9 месяцев назад

    The laugh killed me

  • @dazpatreg
    @dazpatreg 7 месяцев назад

    That evil giggle

  • @intodaysepisode...
    @intodaysepisode... 5 месяцев назад

    Your Dad is fooooine!!

  • @Run1tBackTV
    @Run1tBackTV 7 месяцев назад

    I was waiting wait til we get in the car

  • @FuckYT694
    @FuckYT694 9 месяцев назад +1

    I’m not black and this is exactly how my dad was. He was from Flint though

  • @karinpewe3840
    @karinpewe3840 9 месяцев назад

    So sad to hear about his childhood. People beating kids are the worst.

  • @lizzym9935
    @lizzym9935 10 месяцев назад

    Probably the only comedian I’d actually pay top dollar to see live

  • @BigBear21740
    @BigBear21740 Год назад

    That laugh.... Lol.

  • @deedee9312
    @deedee9312 10 месяцев назад +1

    I was right there with ya! Ja feel ya! 😂 I couldn’t play the adoption card though I wished we had been friends growing up 😅you are so damn funny 😁 keep doing what you do! You make life so much better for us to lol 😂

  • @CaseyandStrick
    @CaseyandStrick 3 месяца назад

    I need him to play in a movie with Adam Sandler as Sandler's son.

  • @averyharris4075
    @averyharris4075 Год назад +1

    “then i got my ass beat in the car” nah his dad was definitely black😂😂

  • @hassaan1670
    @hassaan1670 Год назад +2

    lol i have never seen bruno mars but this dude is exactly what i imagined him to look like

  • @laurabryfogle7516
    @laurabryfogle7516 8 месяцев назад +1

    ❤😂 yepp, the belt, hairbrush, etc.... funny how it would be for stuff that never warranted a beating. We learned to tell ourselves, it only hurt for a few minutes, usually .
    As a parent, i chose timeouts, loosing privileges, or helping me with sock roundup matching! Haha , they didnt like that one! Haha

  • @nessknows.
    @nessknows. 6 месяцев назад

    My mom would wait until we got home no witnesses

  • @ctbmxbingeandpurge4977
    @ctbmxbingeandpurge4977 8 месяцев назад

    Bro needs a Netflix special!!

  • @likethecolorgreen
    @likethecolorgreen Год назад +1

    Laughed so dang hard I woke my baby up and he almost started crying

  • @ragingdetective1622
    @ragingdetective1622 Год назад

    Makes sense that his dad is black. Boy be funny as hell.

  • @Kyakage
    @Kyakage 10 месяцев назад

    I love how he gently delivered that one part of the joke cause he knows some people would go crazy over it 😂