He is bald , probably lives at home , paid someone to make it for him and he doesn’t have a job and pays for sex at the truck stop. At least that’s what I see when I look at that pile of garbage
I once saw a sign on the back of a semi that said, 'This truck stops at all railroad crossings. If you cannot stop, smile as you go under.' It never seemed more appropriate than it does now.
Cop: 'Do you know how fast you were going back there!?' Bro: 'I'd say roughly 30 trees per second, give or take. I was focusing more on the road than counting trees... 🧐'
@@user-wl9cn1ry4o It's neat, but it's not useful for much more than eyeballs following you. I'd usually say the same of a Lamborghini, being a Porsche fan, but this is a special exception lol. I just don't get it. It's absolutely a cool custom build, thing looks sick, just not my thing.
Great work. You need to place steel panel beneath your bum and next to your right driver's arm, and passenger's left arm. Coat with max CLR epoxy in a 10% silica mix, this shall prevent high speed rocks, nails, etc. debri from becoming projectiles into your body at any speed.
I think the only way this thing goes anywhere farther than a mile on real streets is on a trailer. Definitely for show and track only, I could only imagine the ass and hip pains after just one bump
When ur lower you go at speed bumps, road irregularities on an angle, I can't see this ever leaving track... BUT you'll never flip... definitely gets bad ass award...
As a build, The engine is more mass-centered to the frame Dual radiators that air would be rammed into as well, when the shell is on and openings face forward No overheating problems
Bro installing magnetic suspension and making fast and the furious movies look like child’s play 😂 looks like you can stack 2 of those and still slide under a 18 wheeler 😂
Pat, check out the Lancia Stratos HF Zero. It is the Prototype for the Stratos but doesn't look like it. You have to open the windshield to get into the car. It opens in front and hinges at the back of it to make it stick way up in the air to make entering the car much easier. It doesn't have a Ferrari V6 either like the Stratos does. This thing is low.
Авто/Мото
1 pothole away from a free prostate exam 😂
Yeah to low that’s just a show piece!
Lmaooo
Not if he can lift it up with bags
😂🤣😂🤣😂
exactly 💯 😂
"How impractical do you want it to be?"
-Yes please
Lmfaoo fitting name
He is bald , probably lives at home , paid someone to make it for him and he doesn’t have a job and pays for sex at the truck stop. At least that’s what I see when I look at that pile of garbage
@@Britishpersun 🤣😂
Best comment ever 😂😂
그냥 자살하기 딱 좋네요♡
Bro's car is literally down to earth
Well done, you should have more likes!😂😂😂😂😂
How much down force do you need?
Yes
Dude really Woke up this morning and wanted every speed bumb to be a problem
What’s a Speed bumb?
A 210 mph coffin with 76.5 % blind spot, i'm in.
No bind spot when everything is 50 yards behind. Lol
A cars blind spot doesn’t have anything to do with any other car.
Cameras,= no blind spot. Speed = coffin. Ammo(can_ = no other cars.
This car features a clear spot!
@@96royalstar21cameras really arent that reliable
Speed bumps waiting for ur arrival with serious anticipation 😂
what you talking about?😕
He is the speed bump...
After The Bump, "No Balls" included.
you mean a gravel ?
@@clements3715tf is a “gravel”?
@@Tiresandchango-aviation a small stone
DRIVE THRU ATTENDANT: “You want me to throw your food down to you?”
Bro throws down a smoke grenade to mark the coordinates
@@louisb.6149 ahahahahahahahahaha bro ngl you are fucking hilarious
That is a bad ass whip brother, don’t listen to haters.
Hiss balls are gonna get whipped too
"How'd he die?...... Took a skunk to the gooch!" 😂 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
I believe it’s called perineum
There is no other scenario in the history of human imagination that’ll make your comment good sir, an undeniable truth.😂😂
🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I shattered a vertebrae watching this .
😂😂😂same brother
Yup
I literally shattered 2 a few months ago and believe me... it didn't take that machine😂
Think you shoudl stay away from this then
It’s a top speed car lmao it’s not meant to ride comfortably
This is the best example of what Lamborghini never would have done,
Because they're too bitchmade to do so
Go carts are next level these days
"Sir how low do you want your car to be?"
Him: Just lay my ass on the ground and grate it like cheese
This is easily the best! 😂
Noice!
If this was any lower, it could go under a rug.
Now he can overtake big trucks from underneath!
Hell yeah man!
Lmmfao
Wouldn’t that be more of an undertake?
Haha undertake is so right 😂
@@DeathByBoostprice tag at this stage???
I once saw a sign on the back of a semi that said, 'This truck stops at all railroad crossings. If you cannot stop, smile as you go under.' It never seemed more appropriate than it does now.
The Streets gone be connected to his tailbone in 1 bump. 😂😂
That radiator looks ready to collect some stones
I thought those were dog catchers.
ETrue. Even at 40km/h. Right behind the front wheels. Genius.
I saw that Ammo can behind the radiator and was looking for the rifle in a rifle rack !!
I will call it, Short Lived
Just make sure you're in front of the other cars
Coolest deathtrap ive ever seen 👍
No more deadly than a motorcycle.
@@joekirby4707well I'm fairly certain a motorcycle is still far more dangerous😂
@@bmad1386 I like it. At least there's a cage.
@@joekirby4707rather fly free than be crumpled up like tin foil
speed bumps going right up where they should not go.
A perfect example of just because you can, doesn't mean you should
Bro's car can get grounded by a pebble
" Hello AAA...It just rained and my sportscar has gotten stuck on top of an earthworm! YES...I already asked it to exhale!!" 😳😵💫😳
😂😂😂
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Made me literally laugh out loud and I don't laugh often thank you this is a Good one😂
My old ass would get in that and be like "well I guess I live here now."
😂💀
😂 relatable
Watched this as I'm waiting for my morning painkillers to kick In so I can get out of bed.
Great comment 😂❤
I'm 25 and I promise I'd get stuck. Bad knees.
1 speedbump and this man will be paralysed for life
When you love, go carts, but you need a daily. 😂
...and a brain !
Be careful, you might get a little road rash on your elbows.
I would be more worried about a rock getting kicked up by the front tire sending it right into my teeth or through my eye socket.
Guys when you drive something like this full speed!
You ain't worried bout anything!
Talk about keeping your hands and feet inside the ride at all times
Assbows maybe?
Are y’all actually like dumb or soemthing? That ain’t finished 😭💀
“Hey man listen, I’m gonna be late for work forever…they just installed a speed bump in my gated community.”
This is golden and the underappreciation baffles me
@@dot.adonis8322true words
I’m pretty sure this isn’t a daily driver. Plus race tracks normally don’t have speed bumps.
@xaphan8581 stupid people don't know what that is. They see 4 wheels and assume it is something they could use
@@xaphan8581 people have drove to work in worse
Cop: 'Do you know how fast you were going back there!?'
Bro: 'I'd say roughly 30 trees per second, give or take. I was focusing more on the road than counting trees... 🧐'
The ultimate E-Z-Pass. Doesnt even slow down at a tollbooth.
I think a Lamborghini can drive over a speedbump. This thing couldn't drive over a nickel.
EDIT: Yes, I'm now aware it has bags. Check replies.
Lol
i dont think a chiron can
@@DCW121 Ok?
Why's everyone judging this car? I'd sell my house for this
@@user-wl9cn1ry4o It's neat, but it's not useful for much more than eyeballs following you. I'd usually say the same of a Lamborghini, being a Porsche fan, but this is a special exception lol. I just don't get it. It's absolutely a cool custom build, thing looks sick, just not my thing.
"Hey man what do you drive?"
"Uhhhh. I dont even fckin know"
😭🙏
A V8 powered mild steel tubing
Great work. You need to place steel panel beneath your bum and next to your right driver's arm, and passenger's left arm. Coat with max CLR epoxy in a 10% silica mix, this shall prevent high speed rocks, nails, etc. debri from becoming projectiles into your body at any speed.
friend :”What body kit do you have?”
Friend 2 : “ backwards”
Dude is practically in the ground
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Do you not see the air ride system
@@Agilepickleunite what air ride? Are you talking the Silver gas and oil tanks at the back?
On not in.
The lack of X bars on the cage lead me to believe if this was ever in an accident it would twist up and give you a metal bear hug
Engine: “Hello wall”
Wall: “Nice new red paint”
yea that thing is a death trap
… and an engine up your butt.
Good observation, I want to agree 👍
Thought the same thing. I am surprised the motor doesn’t twist the frame
Homie woke up that morning and chose death! ☠️☠️🤣😂👍👍
Truck drivers after : "I don't remember there's speed bump here..."
Bro got a negative centre of gravity 😂❤
Center of gravity is a point in space on an object that defines its center mass not a posititve or negative
@broughttoideas hee hee 😁. I actually meant the height to the centre of gravity from the ground. 🙃
@@broughttoideasyou’re the autistic friend everyone loves at parties right?
Bro is literal meaning of "Down to Earth"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This one was good
The hardest thing about driving when you're laying down is staying awakeThe hardest thing about driving when you're laying down is staying awake. 😂😂
Officer, how do you die? Well, he ran straight into a speed bump. No, he didn’t make it over. He ran straight into the speed bump😂
The Countach is jealous at how much visibility you were able to eliminate. 😂
But do you really need rear visibility when nobody is actually going to catch up to you?😂
It's all fun and games until you have to leave your neighborhood and have to face speed bumps and a crack in the pavement.
Even worse if you make it out of the suburbs and have to deal with a whole other type of crack in the streets smfh
It's a racecar...hence the rollcage..
The worst part would be the bugs in the face.
You forgot potholes
I think the only way this thing goes anywhere farther than a mile on real streets is on a trailer. Definitely for show and track only, I could only imagine the ass and hip pains after just one bump
Bro just learned what birds feel like
"You buy Lamborghini when u want to be someone" but you buy this guy if u wanna sleep on them streets.
One speed bump away from questioning his sexuality 😂
I don’t think Lamborghini did anything wrong after watching this 😂
🤣🤣 FR FR
Es lamboguini, ellos son cool porque no se lo toman enserio como los de Ferrari, unos ortodoxos de cuarta
Literally the smallest speedbump:
👁️👄👁️
When you have more spare parts than brain cells:
The ammo can is a nice touch
Thank you man!
A frame, a big ass engine and some wheels 🔥
What more do you need?
@@davem5333Nitrous.
Salute
Nothin' else needed, right??? Oh, it needs a train horn because it's lower then side mirrors in traffic! 😂😂😂
@@Hipurr1000he needs one of those bicycle orange triangle flags.
I can hear all the speed bumps in that city just rubbing their hands together 🙏🏾🤣🤣🤣
I like how the radiator is exactly placed to get hit by anything the front tire kicks up.
Basically just a huge go kart at this point lmao 😂
Maybe full air suspension to pick it up every now and then!? 😂🎉
Yeah man it actually has one! check out the full build on our channel!
You’re never getting away from the fact that you put an automatic in this car and made it an old man car.
Undrivable in this country! Speedbumps every 20 meters lol.
When ur lower you go at speed bumps, road irregularities on an angle, I can't see this ever leaving track... BUT you'll never flip... definitely gets bad ass award...
I heard a bike rider say once "you dress for the slide, not for the ride". He's not prepared for asphalt 😂😂😂. It is cool though aint gonna lie
Bro that is 🔥🔥 I find it rhyming for real 👀🔥🔥
The biker saying is right on spot. Dress for the slide not the ride. Excellent
Man. A 30mph front end accident will leave you looking like mashed potatoes
Death waiting for a speed bump to come up
Now that’s a car that can actually go underneath semis.
That’s a car that can go under golf carts…
My immediate thought hahah!! 😂
Most cars can go underneath a semi, at least once!
@@ahaveland 🤣
semis?
how about a prius
He is down to earth person 🎉
That thing sounds like our old self bale loader
One speed bump or lifted curb gonna take you back to the Stone Age.
out of all the domestic V8 powered projects, this is surely one of them.
Designed by his wife?
I can appreciate a cunning linguist.
@@KING-FU😂😂😂
How low do you want your center of gravity sir?
Him: yes
He gave a mic drop. She gave a jaw drop.
The nickel laying in the road is about to end this man's whole career
They’re both gonna remember this moment for the rest of their lifes.
Yeah all additional 3 seconds after they launch this thing from the first 1 inch divot in the road 😂
The grownup kid who couldn't get enough juice out of his five HP briggs&straton gocart.
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😅😂 and you know that Briggs had a velocity stack, too 💯🤌🏻
Speedbreakers be wild after this🔥💀
That car's worst enemy is a pebble
That looks fun, and terrifying.
Haha thanks!
That's what she said
The one car that can actually be called a gokart
Yup, that looks safe enough
"If it ain't scrapin, it ain't low enough."
When you try to duck a truck’s headlights but forgot about the fog lights
This wins lol.
THE SPEED BUMP 💀
At first I thought this was stupid.. then I noticed the air bags. Probably a riot to drive.
1 bump, and you're paralyzed for life
HE REALLY PUT A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO LOW RIDER/LOW RIDING 😆 🤣 😂
this joke was Garbage
You got one of the longest names I’ve ever seen on RUclips 😭😭😭
As a build,
The engine is more mass-centered to the frame
Dual radiators that air would be rammed into as well, when the shell is on and openings face forward
No overheating problems
Bro installing magnetic suspension and making fast and the furious movies look like child’s play 😂 looks like you can stack 2 of those and still slide under a 18 wheeler 😂
This how you let em know they aint replacable.
His neighbors must think he is a joke.
Im not his nieghbor and i think hes a clown already lol
@elvishernandez9230 it's called A Poes in south Africa 😂
Now it just needs an orange flag on a long fiberglass rod.
HELL YEAH
"Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...."
0% Car
100% Back pain
Dude is on his way to build the ultimate ramp car from GTA 💀💀💀💀
Can't get much lower than that. Badass.
Thanks man!
@@DeathByBoostThat's a great name you've got.
Pat, check out the Lancia Stratos HF Zero. It is the Prototype for the Stratos but doesn't look like it. You have to open the windshield to get into the car. It opens in front and hinges at the back of it to make it stick way up in the air to make entering the car much easier. It doesn't have a Ferrari V6 either like the Stratos does. This thing is low.
It is impractical but impressive. Bravo to you, sir. I can't wait to see the final version.
dude is ready for some wacky races
I love the ammo can just chilling in the back
That contains the air ride system.
Don't ever tell a man, he can't.
Hold my beer. 😮
Bro is about to get launched on all bumps
Bro just created the fastest coffin in America
Speed bumps be like : “DO I NOT EXIST WHERE YOU LIVE?!”
Lamborghini Bare bones
Lamborghini has standards.
That ain’t nothing but a grown man’s go kart😂