My (male) doctor doesn't knock. He abruptly enters, gets in the rolly chair and gives it a push off, rolling across from wherever to wherever else in the room, and immediately starts talking about woodworking and then fishing (always in that order).
My doctor is male and he's a little gentler than this, but he's Brazilian or something, and even though he's nice, his eyes always seem like he's examining a grotesque but scientifically important specimen
OK BUT FR why does it always feel like theyre angry at me. The amount of times the vibe ive gotten from male drs thats like "You fuckin idiot" while im laying there on the table. I told a dentist that I wasnt numb where he was drilling and I could feel it and he was like "I'm almost done" in the most eye-rolly tone like SIR?!?!?!?!? Meanwhile my female drs are like "Hi! How's your pets! Hows your grandma!" like i havent seen them a grand total of 3 times in my entire life
Male drs are also infamous for the line "Have you tried losing some weight?" which if the patient replies "I am trying" male drs reply is WELL TRY TAKING AN EXTRA TEN STEPS A DAY
the only time I HAVENT gotten this energy is when I went to the prosthetist (prosthetic doctor? bones doctor? idk idc) but he LITERALLY ran in and out of the room, bounced from wall to wall with his rolly stool, complimented my body awareness and how I used His Foam, and then told me a cheaper option that’s saved me genuinely thousands of dollars but other than him truly fuck male doctors they’re all awful
@@welephantsoup i had one rly good experience at an lgbt clinic intake for my testosterone and I dont think its a coincidence that a queer and gender affirming setting was the Winner 🥲 ive never felt so safe at a drs office
just remembered that we had a school play once where the grade 6s did a rap abt the story of little red riding hood and the main hook was "bbw, big bad wolf"
Male doctors are really just a different species. I don't tend to have normal conversations with men, but there's something very distinctly left-of-center about every male doctor I've talked to. Going through the arduous task of communicating exclusively with male doctors in order to get authorization for a last-minute elective surgery before the holidays is the closest I've come to being inside a haunted house.
i've had the same dr since i was born (she actually helped deliver me) and has been putting up with my mentally ill ass for 34 years Still to this day she always speaks in the same quiet voice with the same gentle smile; i'm going to be heartbroken when she retires
He looks exactly like the before of a makeover montage in an 80s romcom OR the mean librarian saying ''Shhhhhh'' to the high school protagonist of that said 80s romcom In short: just iconic
Yeah try getting PAP smear from one of the LOL! Tho I did enjoy f-ing w/the male Dr who needed to do a rectal exam (to make sure I needed an e.coli test?? UH OK). "Uh the nurse is going to witness, so this might feel a little strange.." me "Nah I know what a finger feels like, I do it all the time." It was SOOO hard not to laugh when I heard him make a "uheehhuuuu" sound. Love taking them down a notch. ....."well there's various ways one could develop a UTI.." me "Yeah, lesbians that wash under their finger nails...not the kinda dirty girl I was looking for, well lesson learned." different Dr, same sound, brilliant.
😂 I have felt more heard with male doctors, like a gruff but friendly grandfather, whereas the female doctors tend to be more like a harrassed teacher on a field trip "what? I told you not to talk to me unless someone is bleeding or on fire! just rub some dirt on it and walk it off" The family doctor we have now is so unabashed "oh let me look that up on my special doctor Google" and didn't mind my son peering over his shoulder and pointing "that one! That's what the bump on my foot looks like!" That experience made me love him. But I think he's slightly nervous of me, I suppose I've reached crone status and it's true that my attitude towards him might be verging on "young man, do you mean to tell me..." (Although I looked him up and I think he's only five years younger than I am, lol)
@@erinb.3495 im a 90s kid myself ive never just heard of that phrase. maybe bc my mom was raised by a nurse?? like my mom never even used neosporin bc she knew about antibiotic resistence and stuff, so we treated wounds with water, maybe soap or that stinging antiseptic i forget the name of.
I gotta say chris I’m not sure the bedside manner of female doctors is that great. One time my doctor told me I needed to be on a medication for the rest of my life and when I asked her to explain why she said no and left
tbh, i had the best drs visit ive ever had with a male dr recently, though he did say to call him Caleb instead of his last name or even dr, which... was interesting. wish i had him instead of my regular nurse practitioner tho... sometimes lady drs will be real like... idk, judgy. This guy seemed like he wanted to give me a fist bump real bad.
The bright side of male doctors is they'll listen to the symptoms, be like "okay this is the diagnosis bye", but female doctors are like "I dunno, are you SURE those symptoms are real" At least that's been my experience with pediatricians for my kids.
This is so real... They're usually women/afab, but in general the people I've dealt with in reproductive care are always SO gentle. Seems like in every other area of medicine even the kind male doctors try to bust down the exam room door like a fuckin zombie 😭
My (male) doctor doesn't knock. He abruptly enters, gets in the rolly chair and gives it a push off, rolling across from wherever to wherever else in the room, and immediately starts talking about woodworking and then fishing (always in that order).
Somehow that's way less threatening than a heavy knock
I love your doctor
Does he smoke cigars and drink scotch because that sounds like a hang not a checkup
Big bad wolf in the subtitles as BBW is so fucking funny
I caught that too, it took me a minute to stop giggling lol
I'm a giggly bitch
I just thought the same thing 😂
oh your male doctor knocks? mine would just slam the door open like he was kuzco entering a scene
"guy who smells weird" is so on the nose
And in the nose :'(
EVERY male doctor I have ever met has smelled so weird, and also, they all smell weird in a slightly different way.
never before has such a throwaway comment made me feel so seen. Fr though why do they all smell weird
My doctor is male and he's a little gentler than this, but he's Brazilian or something, and even though he's nice, his eyes always seem like he's examining a grotesque but scientifically important specimen
CHRISTOPHER
AAAAAAAHHH
Worse is said male doctor screaming your full name completely mispronounced in a way that implies you're insane for allowing your parents to name you
OK BUT FR why does it always feel like theyre angry at me. The amount of times the vibe ive gotten from male drs thats like "You fuckin idiot" while im laying there on the table. I told a dentist that I wasnt numb where he was drilling and I could feel it and he was like "I'm almost done" in the most eye-rolly tone like SIR?!?!?!?!? Meanwhile my female drs are like "Hi! How's your pets! Hows your grandma!" like i havent seen them a grand total of 3 times in my entire life
Male drs are also infamous for the line "Have you tried losing some weight?" which if the patient replies "I am trying" male drs reply is WELL TRY TAKING AN EXTRA TEN STEPS A DAY
@@mandala314helpful advice, thank you very much Sir
the only time I HAVENT gotten this energy is when I went to the prosthetist (prosthetic doctor? bones doctor? idk idc) but he LITERALLY ran in and out of the room, bounced from wall to wall with his rolly stool, complimented my body awareness and how I used His Foam, and then told me a cheaper option that’s saved me genuinely thousands of dollars
but other than him truly fuck male doctors they’re all awful
@@welephantsoup i had one rly good experience at an lgbt clinic intake for my testosterone and I dont think its a coincidence that a queer and gender affirming setting was the Winner 🥲 ive never felt so safe at a drs office
@@welephantsoupA true ortho bro
Abbreviating “big bad wolf” as “bbw” is a CRAZY choice
THAT'S NOT WHAT BBW STANDS FOR CHRIS
It can stand for exactly that if you use your imagination a little.
@@RokoNovakGlazba Bertha's Barbeque Wisdom
@@squatchjosh1131 Bobby's Big Well 😂
just remembered that we had a school play once where the grade 6s did a rap abt the story of little red riding hood and the main hook was "bbw, big bad wolf"
Not sure he does his own captions? Perhaps "auto" has redefined BBW, and I am here for that. Taking my fat ass to the tattoo shop
I introduced my boyfriend to chris’s content and each day I leave in fear that he will leave me for him
Male doctors are really just a different species. I don't tend to have normal conversations with men, but there's something very distinctly left-of-center about every male doctor I've talked to. Going through the arduous task of communicating exclusively with male doctors in order to get authorization for a last-minute elective surgery before the holidays is the closest I've come to being inside a haunted house.
this is so specific
LMAO???
i've had the same dr since i was born (she actually helped deliver me) and has been putting up with my mentally ill ass for 34 years
Still to this day she always speaks in the same quiet voice with the same gentle smile; i'm going to be heartbroken when she retires
That's so beautiful 😭❤
the glasses are enchanting
He looks exactly like the before of a makeover montage in an 80s romcom OR the mean librarian saying ''Shhhhhh'' to the high school protagonist of that said 80s romcom
In short: just iconic
1:12 the camera’s zoom out + pitiful shriek combo has me on the floor. makes chris look like a who from whoville (incredible)
Shortening the big bad wolf to BBW is a new sin that even God couldn’t have prepared for
👍👍👍👍👍
😄😄
lap
lap
lap
*blink blink*
...
*slight sardonic smile*
"are you ready to see the doctor now?"
He’s right; I think all the male doctors I’ve had wanted me to secretly die
Common misconception! They're paid to make sure you don't
@@quantumblauthor7300 then tell them to not make me feel they want me to when I visit
@@Lanedude08 simply stop feeling
I love my gyno but this is absolutely what he does.
Seeing a male gyno is nuts. Good for you for being brave like that
It’s uncanny how accurate this is.
"sway in the morning freestyle" was underappreciated
The ppl in the audience + the demographic of ppl who know sway in the morning do not rly intersect unfortunately 💔
tis some female doctor, I muttered. only her, and no one more
This might be my favorite bits of his ever
idk how Chris did such a perfect Homer Simpson cartoon scream at 1:08 🤣
My only male doctor was gay, he was pretty chill in his approach.
it's so good. the baby deer.
im crying i love this man
Female doctors and male nurses are peak combo, in my experience anyway 💀
Male doctors always have off-putting cold hands
Yeah try getting PAP smear from one of the LOL!
Tho I did enjoy f-ing w/the male Dr who needed to do a rectal exam (to make sure I needed an e.coli test?? UH OK). "Uh the nurse is going to witness, so this might feel a little strange.." me "Nah I know what a finger feels like, I do it all the time." It was SOOO hard not to laugh when I heard him make a "uheehhuuuu" sound. Love taking them down a notch.
....."well there's various ways one could develop a UTI.." me "Yeah, lesbians that wash under their finger nails...not the kinda dirty girl I was looking for, well lesson learned." different Dr, same sound, brilliant.
@u-neekusername4430 oh yikes
I want your shirt but I don't want your pants.
I want your pants, but, please, keep the shirt.
I want the pants. we can go on a joint heist to steal Chris Fleming's outfit and you can have the shirt and I will have the pants
@@billiemccarthy8332 I'll come along for the glasses and a lock of hair
i’m in, i want the glasses
I’ll take her shoes 😊
wow hi chris, I adore you
Beautiful
not the captions saying BBW the second time! HAHA
I need the animators of youtube to jump on this, stat
Hi Chris
Hello Jeremy from RedMeansRecording.
😂 I have felt more heard with male doctors, like a gruff but friendly grandfather, whereas the female doctors tend to be more like a harrassed teacher on a field trip "what? I told you not to talk to me unless someone is bleeding or on fire! just rub some dirt on it and walk it off"
The family doctor we have now is so unabashed "oh let me look that up on my special doctor Google" and didn't mind my son peering over his shoulder and pointing "that one! That's what the bump on my foot looks like!" That experience made me love him.
But I think he's slightly nervous of me, I suppose I've reached crone status and it's true that my attitude towards him might be verging on "young man, do you mean to tell me..."
(Although I looked him up and I think he's only five years younger than I am, lol)
"rub some dirt on it"???? how to get Mega Sepsis
@@gwennorthcutt421 Yes but that's how 70s, 80s and 90s kids were raised 😂
@@erinb.3495 im a 90s kid myself ive never just heard of that phrase. maybe bc my mom was raised by a nurse?? like my mom never even used neosporin bc she knew about antibiotic resistence and stuff, so we treated wounds with water, maybe soap or that stinging antiseptic i forget the name of.
chris i saw you in davis square the other day but it was rainy and i wanted to go home so i didnt say hi but i wanted to
How is Davis square these days? Last lived there in 2013, been there 2018
Chris’s impression of a baby deer is sending me
Wonderful ❤🙏
Love your videos Christopher
I gotta say chris I’m not sure the bedside manner of female doctors is that great. One time my doctor told me I needed to be on a medication for the rest of my life and when I asked her to explain why she said no and left
Those pants are 🔥❤🔥
OMG New chris fleming content?!?!!?!? :O YIPPIE!!
NEW CHRIS CONTENT
That was my favorite bit in the show. 😂😂😂
I work for orthopedic surgeons…. 😂 I can verify everything he said is 100% accurate.
Dying, I needed this
Relatable.
If you get a chance, go see.
this is my new gastro doc to a T, holy shit.
I love Big Bad Wolf being abbreviated to BBW
Very Yep!!
I’m screaming in my car
Really good comedy.
this is extremely accurate 😭
1:45 I don't think Christopher knows what BBW stands for...
i think they know Exactly what it stands for
This is so true! 😅
What's it like when Gail goes to the doctor?
Fucking brilliant
My token sacrifice to the algorithm
That scream had Tom Kenny levels of range
The bbw lol
Hahaha why DO male doctors always smell weird!?! 😂😂
It’s not even a bad smell either! It’s just that - weird! 😅
I looooove male doctors
"Obviously"
Love the Poe reference :)
doctors burst in because it has to be Fear Sweat
i hate how you have shaped my humor
So real tho
tbh, i had the best drs visit ive ever had with a male dr recently, though he did say to call him Caleb instead of his last name or even dr, which... was interesting. wish i had him instead of my regular nurse practitioner tho... sometimes lady drs will be real like... idk, judgy. This guy seemed like he wanted to give me a fist bump real bad.
CHRISTOPHER YOU DID NOT NAME HIM THE BBW
I love you I do - but PLEASE GLASSES ARE WHO? ❤
Chris Fleming the best actor. A sexy man, my sunshine and I love him
And he's always rushing to get out 🥲
How do you continue to get hotter and hotter Chris
The woman scream
The bright side of male doctors is they'll listen to the symptoms, be like "okay this is the diagnosis bye", but female doctors are like "I dunno, are you SURE those symptoms are real" At least that's been my experience with pediatricians for my kids.
This is so real... They're usually women/afab, but in general the people I've dealt with in reproductive care are always SO gentle. Seems like in every other area of medicine even the kind male doctors try to bust down the exam room door like a fuckin zombie 😭
why was it necessary to say afab here
@@brianberger1667i get what you’re asking but op is specifically referring to gynecology here lmao
the rare time you get an un-gentle gynecologist, her name is Brunhilde and she has giant frozen man-hands
@@theotherauthor740ya forgot to mention I'm trans (ftm), no idea what the dick doc is like but I'm sure they're lovely
@@mandala314like the ice that imprisons Satan at the center of hell
Tru tru tru tru tru tru
Ya gotta look at some stuff.
But ya know, they won't. Nope.
ok no but why do the guys always smell weird
Female doctors are the best, mine was five months pregnant and had the softest voice 😂
Aren't they always 5 months pregnant?
@@ragdollrose2687 it's either that or they already have kids 😂