Hello, this is Lixian and this is my confession. You may not believe me when I say that Markiplier Isn't Real but... you haven't seen what I've seen.... Made in a Secret Bunker ► / lixiantv
@@jagjyot4828 wHAT IF IT'S ACTOR MARK? Hear me out - that may be, even though this series is not canon to lore, why "Markiplier" is not real, but Mark is. And Actor Mark is a major narcissist.
Well I haven't looked into this I do remember that people have noticed that the description of the videos have been written from what seems like multiple iterations of the same person ie darkiplier Markiplier might have just been one of those he's not real the person mark is real but Markiplier is not
"markiplier isnt real" also totally not Mark, writing this script: "and make sure to mention my deep voice, and my muscular arms...OO and my perfect face! :)"
Lixian: "he doesn't pay you the bags of money he does like me. CLEARLY." Sir I believe you are calling yourself Mark's favourite 😭🤣 Edit: this the most likes I've ever gotten holy-
@@AspenBo actually this might mind blow you but the number gave me good luck. I think things that are suppose to effect me with bad luck do the opposite cause i just cried watching a video that was too good. Ill share the link to it if anyone having a bad new year.
@@justinportillo3996 ppl always say that whenever I teel someone "it's a joke". But seriously, there is nothing in the sentence that insinuates the person was joking. No humurous additions whatsoever, not even a bit of sarcasm. If I said "I am real, because you can touch me", tell me where in my sentence insiniuates that I was joking, I have follwed basically the same sentence structure that the guy did.
That must mean Wade is the dumb loveable muscle like George from 'Of Mice and Men' and Bob has to be the Mad Scientist! It's all coming together now....
Mark: "I'm gonna take a short break from RUclips." Lixian: "Ok. Then let's just make a short video saying you'll be taking some time..." Mark: "This is a great opportunity for shtick!"
This implies Ethan was just talking to his imaginary friend for a entire year straight Edit to say that you should now imagine Ethan alone talking to that therapist in the vid while talking to someone who doesn’t exist insisting to the therapist Mark is sitting on the floor next to him
mark: hey what if i told the entire community i wasn’t real lixian: it’d be chaos. mark: yep lixian: i’m working on my confession video right now. mark: perfect.
Maybe the screeching of the fans when he came on stage was some sort of sonic weapon that caused all of us to have a simultaneous identical hallucination.
@I Am KevinBB and you WILL be the most hated youtuber in history if you keep spamming like this and advertising your channel on places you shouldn’t be. Just not for you videos. Please stop spamming.
Everyone in the comments: “MaRKs NoT rEAl” Me: “hearing Lixian’s voice and not seeing captions is weeeiiirrrdddd” Edit: First off, thank you for so many likes! Also, for the record everyone, I DID attend the Unus Annus final livestream, and I know what Lixian sounds and looks like. I have watched his content on his own channel. I just meant hearing his voice on MARK’S channel is different seeing as it is usually banter between them in the form of captions. Sorry if I offended some of you somehow 🤷♀️
LIXIAN: "Don't believe what he says! He's not real!"
Mark: "I'm not real."
How the turn tables
LIXIAN IS NOT REAL
oh no
IM SO CONFUSED H U H ? ?
Darkiplier
Lixian: "Markiplier is not real"
Those ppl who attended the tour: "Impossible!"
He was Just a projection on those tours
He was just a hologram this whole time
Perhaps th arcives are incomplete
@@lanielazer5449 were in a big holodeck
You remember the Tupac hologram or even the Vocaloids?
So this is is marks version of “New year new me”. He just doesn’t exist
New year no me
that’s a mood though
god I wish that were me
"perfect facial features"
"pays me too well"
it almost sounds like mark is complementing himself
this is lixian not mark, markiplier is Korean lixian is Portuguese
@@aidenshane3215 you do know that mark wrote the script right?
@@jagjyot4828 wHAT IF IT'S ACTOR MARK?
Hear me out - that may be, even though this series is not canon to lore, why "Markiplier" is not real, but Mark is. And Actor Mark is a major narcissist.
@@shatteredreality_513 oh my GOD
WHAT
oh my
maybe
hey this actually sounds true
I have a feeling that somehow this connects with marks new “project”
LMAO
Probably does keep your eyes open
Yeah most likely
Definitely
Indeed
The one who came onto Game Theories fund raiser was actually a very realistic robot
Who could laugh like Mark.
Welp, I guess hes a demon....
hold up. Damien?
Markiplir is this a way for him to leave youtube am kinda getting those vibes and am kinda worryed
@@creeperconner3156 pls no if it is a part of me will die and I will cry myself to sleep until I find a new favorite youtuber
Well I haven't looked into this I do remember that people have noticed that the description of the videos have been written from what seems like multiple iterations of the same person ie darkiplier Markiplier might have just been one of those he's not real the person mark is real but Markiplier is not
"Markiplier isnt real"
people who have seen him in person: *what*
Amy: *what*
Momiplier: *what*
they aren't real none of it is
Thomas: WHAT
T h e y w e r e i n o n i t
Warfstache: what
Jacksepticeye: what
Is this Mark’s way of getting everyone who works with him to compliment him a ton? 😂😂
Lixian: "I couldn't risk him knowing I was onto him..."
Also Lixian: **posts the video on Mark's channel**
@@user-bz9vb7gf9m g’luck and gidday, then
An actor plays many parts. However he never truely becomes the character. Otherwise he would suffer the same fate.
To become a lie... An illusion.
the conspiracy grows deeper, how far down the rabbit hole will we go?
Till as far down till lixian dies
Down the forever-hole we go.
we never know sad vibes....probably till corona ends (aka N e v e r )
This may be his new project... ever think about that
Theory: Mark _is_ the rabbit.
Lixian: Markiplier isn’t real
Also Lixian: causally flex he has a fatter check than Marcus and Rachael
Lol
"Clearly"
"markiplier isnt real"
also totally not Mark, writing this script: "and make sure to mention my deep voice, and my muscular arms...OO and my perfect face! :)"
Damn this is accurate 😂😂
lol
Oh you know that came from the heart
😂😂😂😂😂
What’s a real...
Lixian: "he doesn't pay you the bags of money he does like me. CLEARLY."
Sir I believe you are calling yourself Mark's favourite 😭🤣
Edit: this the most likes I've ever gotten holy-
are you saying Lixian isn't his favorite? Lixian is EVERYONES favorite
Well I meaaann....
Lixian just flexed on the rest of them with that statement lol
@@blubangsalt I mean he clearly is if he gets paid bags💀💀
i love lixian LOL
Lixian: Hes too perfect... the Jawline.. the huge muscles..
Me: I wonder who wrote this script-
fan girls
the soothing voice~
**Proceeds to check AO3 and such...*
markiplier
Tyler?
Mark: I ain’t real
Lixian: *disappointed lixian noises*
Literally everyone else: 👩🏼🦯👩🏼🦯
i was the 420th person to like this
I CAUSED THE 666 ON YOUR LIKES OH SHIIIIIIT
@@flareelementalzombiefox873 DAMN THAT SOME RAW LUCK MY GUY.... OR IS IT!?
A yes I do love me some
Literally everyone else: 👱🏼♀️[REDACTED]👱🏼♀️[REDACTED]
@@AspenBo actually this might mind blow you but the number gave me good luck. I think things that are suppose to effect me with bad luck do the opposite cause i just cried watching a video that was too good. Ill share the link to it if anyone having a bad new year.
I’m starting to wonder if this whole “markiplier isn’t real” thing is a trailer or teaser for a new RUclips original or something
With Mark it is honestly difficult to tell sometimes.
If I remember right he mentioned something about a RUclips original like a heist with markiplier recently
@@skibidisigma567 if you go to the channel's page thats like the first thing that pops up below the banner
He's said he's working on a sequel to Heist so I'm guessing it's part of that
We gotta tell Mattpad
IF ANYONE HAS HIS DISCORD SERVER TELL HIM
"Lixian are you ok? Who is Markiplier?"
"No.. h- he's not here. He never has been..."
Lixian seems like he's seen some shit LMAO
@@vasili5712 no you didn't
@@serenitypeterman8064 I mean it's is technically true he did comment "first"
SO HE WAS JUST A FAKE
*always has been* *gunshot*
Right he has been in hospital for 5 years straight guys, how could we forget!
Lixian: Markiplier isn't real
Also Lixian: Is literally a cartoon character
@Liam Walls it was a joke -_-
@@SamTWP pretty sure he was joking as well but idk
yes we lITERALLY KNOW HE IS A CARTOON CHARACTER OH WOW WE DIDN'T KNEW OH WOW THANKS FOR TELLING ME I GUESS
@@justinportillo3996 ppl always say that whenever I teel someone "it's a joke". But seriously, there is nothing in the sentence that insinuates the person was joking. No humurous additions whatsoever, not even a bit of sarcasm. If I said "I am real, because you can touch me", tell me where in my sentence insiniuates that I was joking, I have follwed basically the same sentence structure that the guy did.
LIXIAN IS VOICED BY THE EDITOR OF MARKS VIDS
Amy is the mastermind behind it all, she’s been puppeteering fake mark this whole time
And Ethan was in on it too
none of them are real, not even chica!
Chica was a plush this entire time
That must mean Wade is the dumb loveable muscle like George from 'Of Mice and Men' and Bob has to be the Mad Scientist! It's all coming together now....
only amy is smart enough to do this
"Markiplier isn't real!"
Game theory: welp here we go again.
"Dad" has him. Apparently Markiplier is next. It's a lore thing lol
oh my gosh yes lmao
Animated dude with a yee yee ass haircut
@@pewseries1367 never before have i been so offended by something i 100% agree with
It should’ve been like
Game theory: aww shit here we go again
nobody:
mark: I’m not even here, baby. I’m a ✨hallucination✨
💀💀💀
e
Lixian: Markiplier isn’t real
The fans who’ve met him: 👁👄👁
Did you meet him?
@@Redz_and_scruff Sadly I haven’t, I want to eventually meet him though! After covid
@@heavenseyes1211 hope you do, good luck!
They were paid actors.
@@dylan8443 I... know that, I was making a joke
Markipler: *isn’t real*
SCP Foundation: “HES BECOMING SELF AWARE”
how do we know lixian is real
Yeah this is definitely getting into pataphysics
MTF unit Beta-7 will begin a rade over this youtube channel. Thank you and goodbye.
uh oh
Really SCP-001 confirmed
“why do you think I made so many iterations of him?”
Because his hair color changes like a 420$ gaming keyboard
Hahaha!!! Why is this so accurate!!!😁😆😂
XDDDD
Blaze it
Wait...
No..
4-20 oml °-°
Anybody get that?
420? time to party
Markiplier: is not real.
Mark Edward Fischbach: *is real.*
What about Annus
@@abigduck4943 a simulation
@@abigduck4943 what's that?
edit: it was all a dream
@@sleepi-nouth-laureltine-8108 Oh no... a brother left behind.
@@valenparker8129 i don't think whatever you're thinking exists.
Everyone: MARK ISN’T REAL!
Everyone who met him at a convention: *Wait wa-*
You saw a ghost--🤌
Must have been a fake hologram...
They must have had a chip in their mind
They're not real either.
No the people who CLAIM to have meet Markiplier are paid actors
Lixian: Markiplier isn't real.
Amy: "Impossible."
@@user-bz9vb7gf9m no
@@monsterdumpster1137 just ignore them, replying to them is what they want anyways
if you want to do anything, then just report them
@@awesomestuff9715 awesome stuff
Amy isn't real either
Im liking this new script mark perhaps you can do a Matpat and put us to work and solve your mystery
Theorists: *Intense note taking and panicking*
Other fans: “Seems legit. Have a good day.”
Fr tho
@@p0st.x.revenge I Literally was about to say that 💀
Welcome to RUclipsr theory
I am the latter
It's just like yeah. We know.
Lixian: who wants to make games for a living?
My life goals:
Same here.
Same
Same
Same
So true
I feel like Lixian would be a good voice actor if I'm being honest- 👀
Eh
He was a character in a very old jaiden animations video, is that something
@@minderglue8937 which video? I need to watch it
@@cursedcandy800 it’s called crazy substitute teachers, lixian is mr yettobethrownoutlemon
@@minderglue8937 thanks!!!
Mark: Markiplier isn't real.
Lixian: Markiplier isn't real.
Me: *sips coffee and waits to see the next update this story*
It’s his next project
me too honestly
LMAO
I'm here sippen tea.... I think this will be so fun at the end? Lol but I agree with u! Let's sip away at our cups of caffine
We must wait and sip on our coffee lol 😂
Story twist: this is just the way for Lixian to hold Mark forever for himself.
How is this comment not freaking famous
The ultimate simp
He did threaten the others before hand when he came back.... It's a possibility
kinky
Ok what did mark do
I'm guessing Markiplier Isn't Real is his next project.
👀 I hope this is it
Yah think
Most likely lmao
I’m like getting those heavy vibes that this is some big project of his
That has to be what it is
“Who wants to make games for a living?🤨”
People who make games for a living:
👁💧👄💧👁
Lixian: Markiplier isnt real
People who have donated thousands to him: *nervous laughter*
You have a nice choice in profile pictures
@@jiffbutter04 the name I do not like
ha
noice Fresh Sans profile picture 👌
😂
“His schedule was inconsistent”
This wasn’t in the script and we all know it
😂😂😂 trueee
his sleep schedule too. like, who sleeps in intervals?
@@sonycat-themed-sex 🖐️
@@sonycat-themed-sex actually we all used to before the industrial movement but we had to adapt and change it because of the regular 9-5
☝️😅| ✊🧐
Lixian: *Who wants to make games for a living?*
Scott: *angry freddy noises*
THIS COMMENT- IS LEGENDARY
Don't read my name
I thought the same thing XD
@@Alone4ever4 rickroll
@@tasteless_5915 no I swear it's not rickroll
Lixian: wait, it’s all *fake?*
Mark: **gun clicks** always has been...
You know the rules and so do I... say goodbye 🔫
@@BTGames2004 what kind of lixian mark wattpad story is this comment section lmao
Who is Mark btw?
YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I gun click NOW SAY GOOD BYE 💥
Me: My GOD. Lixian: Wait there's more. Me: No..
Mark: I'm not real...
Lixian: hes not real...
Lunky: it's free real estate
It's free estate, but it's not real.
Its free real estate
@@elisnyder863 shh
@@stationwagon5445 Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!
Wait a minute...
Lixian casually roasting all game developers*
Everyone: y'all hear sum?
Scott Cawthon👁️👄👁️
" who wants to make games for living?!"
YEAH I HEAR SOME BULLSHIT
From my ass of course
@@bubblenanananana1916 bruh no SCOTT CALVIN Cawthon
@@snethies oh shit wait 💀 lmao sorry I didn't double check 😂
Lixian: *THIS MAN IS A DEMON!!* but that cash tho.
I wish it ended with Markiplier interrupting Lixian’s speech with “Hello everyone my name is Markiplier”.
that would have been awesome and it just starts he's first ever video that would have been crazy
DUDE SAME!
shallot pfp in the markiplier comment section
that would of been so cool
lunky:Hello everyone my name is markipler
Poor Chica, to imagine all those times Mark carried her she was actually just floating in mid-air.
What if....Chica's not real either?
Chica has powers of flight which makes her perfect for adding realism after editing m--- in
Hes Ethans imaginary friend
This one. This is my favorite comment.
What about the whole year he had with Ethan? HIS GIRLFRIEND AMY?!?!?
*"Markiplier doesn't exist"*
Well Unus Annus proves that dif-
Oh wait-
I watched their last stream at my school it was gym class
That's right. It wasn't Mark all along....
lol
Unus Annus? That stuff doesn't exist. People keep mentioning it, but there is no evidence it ever existed.
@@KittyKatty999 It was to disappear forever, but, unfortunately, someone reuploaded all of the videos.
I can bet on all those "bags of money" that mark wrote the entire script
Alt title: Lixian compliments marks muscles and facial features
He just did this to have the job for himself
Mark is the boss afterall
*the perfect facial features, the gigantic muscular arms, he seemed perfect*
I spit out my drink after those legendary words were spoken
Mark: "I'm not real"
Lixian: "Don't believe what he says"
Everyone: _Who do I believe?_
lixian of course.
In your favorite Pokemon, duh
Duplicate comment.
@@LastCatalyst24 people can have the same ideas 🙄
Idk
Plot Twist: Mark is just Lixian's Vtuber Model with a Voice Changer
Wow how did i have to scroll so long to find this gold comment, really underrated
Weren't mark and lixian both on screen at once during the unus annus finale?
First time hearing Lixian’s voice, and I gotta say he sounds almost exactly as I imagined.
Same
@Ciara Ault yeah
Markiplier: * reveals he doesn't exist *
Everyone: DON'T TELL AMY
Um, mr drone who’s Amy
amy is one of his video partners but i think hes going to marry her at some point
@@foxeon6496 I'm pretty sure she's his girlfriend! :)
@@hunterbear2421 ? video partners?? Lol they've been together almost 6 years now
@@aspwned I think they're joking...
Before: Markiplier was crazy, unpredictable, loud,
Now: Markiplier is cryptic, unknown, not normal, got ass
He’s starting to get lore
Markiplier is: *g o t a s s*
WHO MESSED UP THE 666 LIKESSSSS
BAHAHSJSHAJ STOPP
@@miss_miscellaneous1420 The rumor come out: _is Markiplier got ass?_
Lixain: He is TOO Perfect
Me: *Flashes back to his last Pogostuck"
😳
Lol
Me: *Flashes back to his twerking video*
Or a flashback to getting over it
Me: *P o p t a r t s*
WHY IS THIS MAKING ME EMOTIONAL-
LIXIAN SHOULD BE A VOICE ACTOR-
PLEASEEEE WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT
HVKSHDJWH
"Goodbye"
"Oh shit, ethan, we deleted ****'s birth certificate"
"Who's ****?"
****** who
@@samlol8208 *mark*
@@kokonuts31 you miss the joke
@@djkilla-ld7lx I agree
Hello everybody, my name is ****iplier and today we are playing Five Nights at Freddy's.
Lixian: *Mark isn't real!!!*
The entire fanbase: _Aight, cool, seems legit_
Understandable have a nice day*
Sorry, off topic question. What is the pride flag in the right side of the heart in your icon? (Also, yee bebe, hello fellow ace enbie)
@@galaxyaj4256 p sure it’s the Trixic flag
@@galaxyaj4256 It's the trixic flag, for when you're nonbinary but attracted to females only. I need to change it though, I recently realized I'm bi
I'd love for Lixian to be the protagonist in a semi-animated version of an 'A Heist with Markiplier'-style series
Something tells me that something like that is happening next week.
I was just about to comment that lol I really hope it's a project he might work on
i’m sure it has to do with whatever he’s releasing in the middle of this year
A heis with who?
bro i just realized this video Lixian is legitimately complimenting mark by explaining that he is too damn perfect.
Markipler and Lixian: Markiplier isn't real
Everyone that met him: Was I hallucinating?
I think we are on something
That’s just what he wants you to think
My thought exactly😂
Markiplier is mass hallucination
@@roonietoon9731 I think I'm either high or stupid
Lixian: “don’t believe what he says”
Mark:”I’m not real”
*oh how the turntables*
I'm so happy Bob's quote became a thing
Oh how turns have tabled
How the turntables tables turned.
HMMM
WAIT
Lixian: “Perfect facial features, Giant muscular arms”
Me, realising that this is just marks way of getting compliments from his editors: 👁👄👁
nah mate, Darkipliers coming back, i can feel it ;)
Lmao, I was like, "Well, now I *know* Mark wrote this script!" 😂
@@IceMetalPunk XD that too, but yeah, I feel like my lord and saviour darkiplier is coming back~ :P
@@whiteknightintegrity7869 definitely the next heist with markiplier
Either that or somebody is a secret admirer
okay that mindblow when you realize that lexian, Marks editor is actually the person behind all those FAN-Animations years ago xD
That's why his drawing remind me something
Mark: "I'm gonna take a short break from RUclips."
Lixian: "Ok. Then let's just make a short video saying you'll be taking some time..."
Mark: "This is a great opportunity for shtick!"
Lixian: "Mark isn't real"
Mark: _Don't tell Amy_
You really came back after 2 hours to make another comment, nice
I just noticed that
@@gibletthepiglet it's funny tho 😂
Oooh that make me wheeze like a tea kettle
lol
Lixian’s accent makes this even better and more dramatic
He sounds like Gru from despicable me
Yes
It's a Portuguese accent I think...
I know!!! It's so pretty. Idk if that's weird to say, but it's the honest truth. (And I don't really know how else to say it, lol.)
I agree,it is nice
Lixain:Who wants to make games for a living?
Scott cawthon:*Cries in exotic butters*
lolz
Scott Cawthon is retiring from the FNAF franchise.
@@S-CB-SL-Animations yeh
Lol so true
AHAHAHAAHA
"Markiplier isn't real"
Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie: So, we were never friends?
This caught me very off gaurd- 🥺
No, they’re in on it to make this seem more realistic
They aren‘t real either. Didn‘t you know?
Conspiracy theorists:
𝕴 𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖙
all the butt buddy stuff people made up is also nothing more than fanfic between unreal characters
This implies Ethan was just talking to his imaginary friend for a entire year straight
Edit to say that you should now imagine Ethan alone talking to that therapist in the vid while talking to someone who doesn’t exist insisting to the therapist Mark is sitting on the floor next to him
or that Annus was the real Mark who is now trying to break free from death's shackles
@@funnyman10912 hmm maybe
That was Annus, he's dead now
What do you mean? Do you have proof of this?
That makes it 100% funnier
“markiplier isn’t real”, says mark and lixian
everyone who’s met mark in person at some point: *huh*
IT WAS A CLONE, OR ROBOT, OR HOLOGRAM, OR TWIN, OR- actually i don't really know...
Are you telling me that short little man I had a picture with actually had a chance of being a couple of stacked leprechauns?
Everyone at mark’s meetings: *visible confusion*
@@wizardlizard6496 He's mythical creature uwu
he wasn't there. it was a figment of everyone's imagination.
2:09 what my microwave sees when I heat my Tostitos
Bruh this is too underrated
mark: hey what if i told the entire community i wasn’t real
lixian: it’d be chaos.
mark: yep
lixian: i’m working on my confession video right now.
mark: perfect.
Best work-buddies ever.
Oh, just you wait until Rachel and Marcus play their part...
_Theorists, assemble._
too perfect
"Markiplier isn't real"
* All the fans that went to go see his live shows * : "Did I get scammed?"
Lmao and the bone broth
Nope
Maybe the screeching of the fans when he came on stage was some sort of sonic weapon that caused all of us to have a simultaneous identical hallucination.
Lol I can't like it, 666 man
Or not-
Theory:
Lunky didn't die, he forces Mark and Lixian to say that he isn't real, so that sooner or later, Lunky can take over Mark's channel.
I love your pfp
And I thought that Darkiplier was really the bad guy behind all of this!
I must've lives under a rock or something but I cant remember who Lunky is. Who is Lunky? Linkin Park rules
Lun-ky Lun-ky LUN-KY
Hail the dark lord lunky. Our dark lord shall rise
Lixian: .I would help you... BUUUUUUT im in it for the money”
“He just pays me too well” I wonder who wrote this script
Haha I'll bet it was the both of them
When I saw this comment Lixian just said that lol
Ah comment is at 666 likes
markiplier i bet
mr krABS
Theory: Mark is an overly realistic game character made by Lixian himself, we're all playing together
What about mandella efeckt
Oh shit
Well no no
Is he a roblox then wtf is happening is legend quitting or is Markiplier quitting
DON'T READ my Name
You know that Mark wrote this whole thing with a big smile.
e
Lol especially with the whole-
*His Perfect Facial Features*
And the-
*His giant muscles*
🤣
Imagine being able to read the script for this without choking from laughter
I watched this with a big smile on my face XD
Yes
1:52
Who wants to make games for a living.
That killed me brahh XD
Before: Markiplier
Now: Markipliern't
@I Am KevinBB Just make a drama then watch as how the hates sprinkle on ur channel
@I Am KevinBB hmmm
@I Am KevinBB who are u again.?
Lixian: "Markiplier *isnt* real!"
People ho have met him in real life: ಠ_ಠ
They are not real too
Obviously just a decoy robot. Either that or everyone who told you were just payed spies spreading propaganda
Don't read my name
@@Alone4ever4 ok
ō_ō
Lixian talks*
Everyone: Wait, that’s illegal
@@user-bz9vb7gf9m no
He has a RUclipsr channel
Reserved reply
@@user-bz9vb7gf9m no
He has a channel you know
The fanfiction creeps: *WRITE THIS DOWN WRITE THIS DOWN*
Mark: I don’t have lore, I will never have lore
*meanwhile...*
Can't have lore if you don't exist
Alternate title: Lixian talks about how perfect markiplier is.
True
True
True
True
True
Therapist: "Markiplier isn't real."
Me: *starts crying*
:D LOCK THE LOCK
@I Am KevinBB hmmm
@I Am KevinBB and you WILL be the most hated youtuber in history if you keep spamming like this and advertising your channel on places you shouldn’t be. Just not for you videos.
Please stop spamming.
@I Am KevinBB simply being aware that you exists within the same plane of existence as I bring me great feelings of dissatisfaction
That’s a really big sad flip on the meme.
Alternative title: Lixian crushing on Markiplier for 3 minutes and 8 seconds
Lixian: *"Mark isn't real"*
People who've meet him in real like: *"My life is a lie"*
If you see him in real life then he’s real
kinda sounds like ur a paid actor??
@@staff97 I’m no acted, I’m fucking 15 I’m no actor
@@demonicdeku1066 definitely an actor. No sane real person tells people their age on the youtube.
Crazy theory markiplier is Lunky
We need to appreciate that something big is literally about to happen.
I am both anxious and intrigued
I agree this is big I feel like this is a coming for anther scary story aka adventure with markiplier and Lenny
For sure you can’t see this and NOT think something big is about to happen irl or otherwise🤔💀
Maybe this is all part of his big project? He loves to drop hints and forshadow things.
IKR I AM SO HYPED
"He was too perfect."
Anyone who saw Markiplier play hand simulator: *Extreme laughter*
I am bread anyone?
Getting Over It.
The only reason i came to comments lol
*laughs in I am bread*
The one zombie obstacle course game
I'm kinda new here, y'all, and I'm just here freaking out that Lixian has a voice.
"His perfect facial features, his big muscles, his deep, soothing voice.." aight
It's like... He's bragging about Mark
All I heard was SIMP
Lol
Lixian's *real* confession...
Wait so is this video like a joke or is it real... it's taking my brain to long to understand
I can’t take this seriously when the faces they use for him is just so derp
It's not supposed to be taken seriously. : P
Who tf says derp I can’t take you serious go back to 2013
Yea I saw the videos he made lol
@@fried_fries kv-2 players
Yes. But somehow that made me cry.
Lixian: “Who wants to make _games_ for a living?!”
Everyone who makes games for a living: *awkward silence*
Its for masochists and deppresed people
@fox mangle coco febe gay
@@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 *Me with depression and want to make video games* "well thats, I, well see-"
@@Donjuliosmother also todd howard i forgot
Poor fnaf creators 😭 their probably screamingly the inside
For being a 3-minute joke video, this was genuinely REALLY compelling
Everyone in the comments: “MaRKs NoT rEAl”
Me: “hearing Lixian’s voice and not seeing captions is weeeiiirrrdddd”
Edit: First off, thank you for so many likes! Also, for the record everyone, I DID attend the Unus Annus final livestream, and I know what Lixian sounds and looks like. I have watched his content on his own channel. I just meant hearing his voice on MARK’S channel is different seeing as it is usually banter between them in the form of captions. Sorry if I offended some of you somehow 🤷♀️
Not for me, I watch his channell
did you watch the last unas annas live stream?
Ikr
@@nutsberk wait he has a channel
Whait he has a channel?
Mark, Marcus, Rachel, Lixian: Markiplier Isn't Real
Wade: There Is No Conspiracy In Ba Sing Se...
Ah yes, and Markiplier is the Dai Li.
Haha
Pfffffff
Bob: There Is No Conspiracy In Ba Sing Se...
im the 999 like feels good
Lixian: **saying Mark isn't real**
Viewers: “Reality can be whatever I want*
@I Am KevinBB what??
@I Am KevinBB what?
@I Am KevinBB What?
@@SyazHikari_Mlbb he’s just a bot don’t worry about it
@I Am KevinBB what?
I wish that he released an Amy’s confession
Me too
Perhaps Amy is not real either
mark once he's back: hello everybody m-
me: i don't know what to trust anymore
I’d be like “don’t give me that BS”
I feel like we just watched a documentary trailer...
Seriously, Lixian should expand to editing films as well. This was sick!
True
Don't read my name
@DON'T READ MY PFP I've seen a video that goes like this
Lixian: 'markiplier does not exist'
Mark: yup hes right.
His fans: today people, we purge.
Yup
Fuck yea let's purge
Aw hell yeah lets purge
Oh we purging? Am I allowed to start the race war too? Just pure anarchy?
@@raiomnistar2668 CHAOS, CHAOS!