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  • Опубликовано: 29 июл 2015
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  • @joelnicholson
    @joelnicholson 4 года назад +2254

    Fun fact: the "turtle club" scene was being filmed on the 11th September 2001, which led to Dana Carvey having to venture a moment's silence in consideration of the tragedy unfolding that day. Whilst wearing that costume.

  • @daniellavaladez9538
    @daniellavaladez9538 7 лет назад +3445

    That 1% rating was probably for that one fart joke that actually worked.

    • @mayormccheese2641
      @mayormccheese2641 7 лет назад +111

      Then we need this movie up to a 2% lol

    • @joeywomer
      @joeywomer 7 лет назад +121

      I probably would've enjoyed the fart jokes if the same sound effect wasn't used more than once. Meaning if they used different fart pitches.

    • @3000Shog
      @3000Shog 7 лет назад +32

      the movie needs 3%, the movie had 3 fart jokes

    • @alinaser8226
      @alinaser8226 7 лет назад +7

      didn't understand the stastics, error, margin part?

    • @daniellavaladez9538
      @daniellavaladez9538 7 лет назад +32

      +3000Shog Yes, but it was only the first time they used a fart joke that it was funny.

  • @elijahdominguez6366
    @elijahdominguez6366 4 года назад +448

    My favorite Rotten Tomatoes review for this movie is "A film about as funny as a seeping wound."

    • @sarcasticdude2320
      @sarcasticdude2320 3 года назад +36

      Better yet: "as enjoyable as a public execution"

    • @gageperuti5519
      @gageperuti5519 Год назад +17

      That's an insult to the comic brilliance of seeping wounds.

    • @justagiantnerd8001
      @justagiantnerd8001 Год назад

      @@sarcasticdude2320 a execution would be more entertaining than this crap

    • @OreoSmithOfficial
      @OreoSmithOfficial 4 месяца назад +1

      @@sarcasticdude2320 That's an insult to the enjoyability of a public execution

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 4 года назад +106

    Jennifer Esposito: *looking over the gifts the Critic sent* "Ahh, someone watched 'Master of Disguise' again...oh, well. At least I got some chocolates!"

  • @PyroGothNerd
    @PyroGothNerd 8 лет назад +2162

    Reasons why the fart joke is funny:
    1: Only thing in this movie that actually feels like a joke
    2: The villain's dramatic scenes being ruined
    3: Only non-offensive joke attempt

    • @TheDragonEevee
      @TheDragonEevee 8 лет назад +182

      I love the long pause afterwards, added to the humor.

    • @extremelymoist6661
      @extremelymoist6661 7 лет назад +20

      4-He's off on the Golden Path, and to kill Pagan Min

    • @Thecolorgreen
      @Thecolorgreen 7 лет назад +59

      Also, the good ones are the ones that you don't see coming. And they're subtle, too.

    • @Thecolorgreen
      @Thecolorgreen 7 лет назад +3

      Boston Towny4life And Boston townies.

    • @rebeccab5474
      @rebeccab5474 7 лет назад +17

      5 - the first joke ever made was a fart joke

  • @JJBrothersExist
    @JJBrothersExist 9 лет назад +2251

    he says turtle, over. and over

    • @TheSuperBigPunch
      @TheSuperBigPunch 9 лет назад +135

      PersonMan I still don't get it.

    • @JJBrothersExist
      @JJBrothersExist 9 лет назад +143

      TheSuperBigPunch he says TURTLE! over and over!

    • @koboldhosamen1620
      @koboldhosamen1620 9 лет назад +65

      It's funny because that phrase is being used by some to this day.

    • @TheSuperBigPunch
      @TheSuperBigPunch 9 лет назад +92

      PersonMan I STILL don't get it.

    • @georgeholland9932
      @georgeholland9932 9 лет назад +130

      TheSuperBigPunch 'well fuck you i thought it was funny'

  • @gracedoubleu
    @gracedoubleu 4 года назад +225

    I just found out that Pistachio's "girlfriend" was also the mom in Wizards Of Waverly Place...

    • @blinkingintensifies8212
      @blinkingintensifies8212 4 года назад +25

      Grace Woofter Maria Canals. Yeah she is beautiful omg

    • @harryschwendemann9255
      @harryschwendemann9255 4 года назад +18

      Also, Hawkgirl from the Justice League animated series.

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 4 года назад +22

      Thank God she had those shows to save her career

    • @BlackstarSI
      @BlackstarSI 4 года назад +7

      The Actress is actually Jennifer Esposito. She wasn’t the mom, though I can understand the resemblance.

    • @BlackstarSI
      @BlackstarSI 4 года назад +2

      I’m trippin, disregard lol

  • @moricwilson
    @moricwilson 2 года назад +74

    "You flew too close to the sun on the wings of flatulence"
    Underrated line

    • @kingkaza
      @kingkaza 7 месяцев назад +4

      "Do you think God lives in Heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what He's created here on Earth?"

  • @crowejagerson3816
    @crowejagerson3816 6 лет назад +781

    i think this movie was actually like a ton of unused SNL skits mashed together with this character made up to connect them all.

    • @SetzerII
      @SetzerII 5 лет назад +57

      That makes more sense than it has a right to.

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 лет назад +30

      That makes weirdly more sense than anything else.

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 5 лет назад +11

      It does remind me of that one SNL skit where the running gag was farting. I only got to the first one before i clicked to a different SNL skit

    • @thegameknight8916
      @thegameknight8916 5 лет назад +6

      The emoji film TRIED. More than I can say for this goddamn pile of dog shit.

    • @dumpster_mcgee_96
      @dumpster_mcgee_96 4 года назад +4

      crowe jagerson It was like if all of the Mr Robinson skits were made into a movie, BUT THOSE WERE FUNNY!!!!!!

  • @LeafMusician
    @LeafMusician 7 лет назад +2131

    Robbie Rotten is the true master of disguise.

    • @skyscraperfronterline5701
      @skyscraperfronterline5701 7 лет назад +117

      The movie would've been a thousand times better if he was starring in it.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 7 лет назад +26

      Not really since the kids are always just too stupid to realise it's him.

    • @LeHobbitFan
      @LeHobbitFan 7 лет назад +32

      Well... Technically... Yeah !

    • @reviewception4328
      @reviewception4328 7 лет назад +35

      Jack Private Surname he is number one

    • @Mr_Deedeedoo
      @Mr_Deedeedoo 7 лет назад +5

      indeed

  • @jamestolbert6534
    @jamestolbert6534 3 года назад +184

    Here's how to fix the fourth fart joke: He goes the entire laugh without farting, waits a moment, goes "Yes!", heads out, and the fart goes through the door. Anyone got ideas on what to do with the fifth?

    • @nifralo2752
      @nifralo2752 2 года назад

      He wets himself instead?

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 2 года назад +11

      Simple. cut it out of the movie.

    • @SitaraAleu
      @SitaraAleu Год назад +6

      I actually snickered at that. That’s actually really funny 😂

    • @zacharyemmett1784
      @zacharyemmett1784 Год назад +2

      Have the fart be so powerful that it blast all the water out the pool or turns it brown since he's dead
      Also technically there's six farts in the movie but the second and third are mostly the same

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Год назад +6

      Fifth one they think he’s dead and have a moment of silence, he then farts in the middle of it

  • @supermariofan03
    @supermariofan03 4 года назад +162

    I bet Carvey is just praying for a Wayne's World 3 to have the tiniest bit of redemption to his career.

  • @camofan123
    @camofan123 5 лет назад +1228

    People who were better at being 'Masters of Disguises'
    Wario, Robbie Rotten, and Team Rocket

  • @briantinsley3598
    @briantinsley3598 5 лет назад +323

    Doug's psychotic break midway through the review leads me to believe that this is the true origin story of the Joker. He saw The Master of Disguise, went insane and never recovered.

    • @pixartist3959
      @pixartist3959 Год назад +10

      Have we ever considered Doug Walker was actually the joker before he was the joker

    • @Clone-up2ge
      @Clone-up2ge Год назад +14

      he's Melvin brother of the joker

  • @ItMeGogCO
    @ItMeGogCO 4 года назад +419

    I saw this movie in the theater when I was 10. I barely laughed. When even a stupid 10 year old thinks your movie sucks you have completely shat the bed.

    • @TheStranger513
      @TheStranger513 4 года назад +40

      I was 11. Never saw it until today. But I always remember my 17 year old brother coming from the theatre and telling me about the jokes. He found it funny and I always thought he was so lame for that. 18 years later I still think he's lame for finding this funny at any age.

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 4 года назад +11

      I found it funny at 11. Even had the DVD. But I was a late bloomer when it came to taste.
      Honestly, I think the premise is fine for a fantasy comedy. It just needs a remake that throws out just about everything OTHER than the premise.

    • @avengersfan7735
      @avengersfan7735 4 года назад +7

      I saw the trailer for this when I was 7, and even then I thought “What the, that was the dumbest thing I had ever seen.” I WAS 7 YEARS OLD!

    • @drewpeterson9236
      @drewpeterson9236 3 года назад +8

      I was 6 and being the dumb 6 year old I was, thought the trailer looked funny. But even my dumb 6 year old ass was disappointed when I actually saw the movie.

    • @598superchris
      @598superchris 3 года назад +2

      Same with me! The opening credits and the skit where pistachio and his grandfather sing "who,why,when,where,how".

  • @jeremygeorgia4943
    @jeremygeorgia4943 3 года назад +154

    I had forgotten how brilliant Malcolm was, as "Turtle Critic Man".

    • @kingkaza
      @kingkaza 7 месяцев назад +2

      He said "turtle turtle turtle"

  • @Chris-ci8vs
    @Chris-ci8vs 7 лет назад +809

    It's bad when a fart joke is the highlight of a film.

    • @butterscotch3730
      @butterscotch3730 6 лет назад +15

      Well it was probably very silly to record
      "Fart joke!"
      "I miss you fart joke"

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 6 лет назад

      Yeah, that does not speak well of them.

    • @aalex970
      @aalex970 6 лет назад +9

      7 Words
      Teen
      Titans
      Go
      To
      The
      Movies
      Trailer

    • @stanfrollpans1569
      @stanfrollpans1569 6 лет назад +1

      everybody press F on your keyboard right now

    • @varietyhub2948
      @varietyhub2948 6 лет назад +2

      A fart joke was the highlight of a spongebob episode and it was ok

  • @TheRedstoneTaco
    @TheRedstoneTaco 7 лет назад +1479

    I love how this dude can go on for 31 whole freaking minutes making fun of a movie only 80 minutes long and have me laughing my head off the whole time. You are a legend.

    • @ChannelAwesome
      @ChannelAwesome  7 лет назад +235

      Thanks for the kind words and watching!

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 7 лет назад +16

      Channel Awesome lol That is the whole reason that I subbed to you

    • @ShursGarden
      @ShursGarden 7 лет назад +17

      This movie has a soft spot because "TURTLE," but I see your point. Anyway, do you think you could do The Princess Bride?

    • @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
      @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 7 лет назад +11

      You are the only reason i look forward to moderm movies. Because of your awesome and on point reviews that reflect the reasosn i hate 95 percent of todays crap

    • @lemmythebulldog8812
      @lemmythebulldog8812 7 лет назад +9

      TheRedstoneTaco this movie does not scare the little girl
      IT TRIGGERS THE LITTLE GIRL!!!!

  • @rckblzr
    @rckblzr 4 года назад +102

    You gotta hand it to Carvey though. He did a great Mitch McConnell impression in this film.

    • @Gage-jk4pm
      @Gage-jk4pm Год назад

      I feel sorry for him

    • @jcdenton7914
      @jcdenton7914 9 месяцев назад

      Main reason I remember it

    • @3MolesInATrenchCoat
      @3MolesInATrenchCoat 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Gage-jk4pm Mitch? Yeah... hope his misery ends soon! 😊

  • @beanteen4266
    @beanteen4266 3 года назад +381

    Fun fact: the turtle club scene was filmed on 9/11. Meaning Dana Carvey was in a turtle costume as the twin towers fell.

    • @beachboys2029
      @beachboys2029 2 года назад +10

      Fun fact? lol

    • @diegogarcicruz6134
      @diegogarcicruz6134 2 года назад +29

      “If we don’t finish the scene, the terrorists win.”- Razzle

    • @erincurrie1560
      @erincurrie1560 2 года назад +5

      @@diegogarcicruz6134 another RAZZLE fan lol

    • @koalasandwich567
      @koalasandwich567 2 года назад +5

      That's something you don't see at 9/11 anniversary tribute

    • @cainster
      @cainster 2 года назад +10

      I can't figure out which one was the bigger tragedy to America.

  • @boop7669
    @boop7669 7 лет назад +314

    When he was talking about the "fart joke" it reminded me of when I took the theatre in high school, thy actually taught us that a running joke in any play or movie is funny the first time, eye rolling the second, and hilarious the third time. If it's done right that is. Pretty interesting

    • @puffspetal35
      @puffspetal35 6 лет назад +8

      Your teacher predicted this movie excepted it’s a bit more shit

    • @TriniKnight01
      @TriniKnight01 6 лет назад +20

      After the third instance (this is my second time watching the review), I stopped to think about it. I don't believe it's the fact that it happens three times (at that point), I think it's the fact that the comedic timing is spot on the first and third time and bad the second, fourth and last times (where it's really predictable and seems forced).
      ...did I really say a fart joke seemed forced? Oh dear.

    • @metademetra
      @metademetra 6 лет назад

      I am BUHLOCKAY Did your theater teacher tell you about the fourth or fifth?

    • @kataddy
      @kataddy 6 лет назад +6

      Yeah! It's the rule of 3s! It's a well known comedy effect. But You bring something up once to set it up twice to establish a pattern and then the 3rd time has a bigger variable. It's interesting stuff

    • @metademetra
      @metademetra 6 лет назад +8

      kataddy Funny, that exact format was used with Rachel in this video. With each attempt at murder getting more ridiculous and oddly specific. Funny how a dude with a small team of writers can do a better job at comedy than a major studio.

  • @Gimodon
    @Gimodon 5 лет назад +368

    "Somebody has to be in some form of misery" There is: The audience!

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 года назад +8

      I was thinking this. Yep, you can't see us, but we're doubled over in pain.

  • @carmelopearman5721
    @carmelopearman5721 3 года назад +87

    Master of disguise was 10 years ahead of its time, predicting RUclips poops

    • @beeking1792
      @beeking1792 3 года назад +4

      What do you mean

    • @maxweltersworld2270
      @maxweltersworld2270 3 года назад +7

      @@beeking1792 the whole movie feels less like a movie, and more like a RUclips poop. A bad one.

    • @HORRORINFINITE
      @HORRORINFINITE Год назад +1

      @@maxweltersworld2270it’s a great movie I laugh my ass off every time

    • @Wendy_O._Koopa
      @Wendy_O._Koopa 4 месяца назад

      Predicting Family Guy cutaways

  • @geoffreysorkin5774
    @geoffreysorkin5774 4 года назад +191

    What makes the fart joke work is that Brent Spiner plays it perfectly

    • @kingkaza
      @kingkaza 7 месяцев назад +2

      Someone once said
      A fart is funny when is done by accident
      A unfunny fart is doing on purpose, shitting yourself and now you ruined the evening with tear gas to that guy face

    • @TheAzerath
      @TheAzerath 5 месяцев назад +1

      It’s not a joke. It’s just a fart sound. There’s no set up or formula that would qualify in as a joke.

  • @lilturk726
    @lilturk726 7 лет назад +404

    Top three tear-jerker scenes:
    1. The end of All Dogs Go To Heaven
    2. The scene in Terminator 2 where Arnie dies
    3. The moment Critic says goodbye to his good friend Fart Joke
    That last one gets me every time

    • @Andrew-mw9is
      @Andrew-mw9is 6 лет назад +6

      dobby dies in harry potter HAAA SPOILED IT HAAA

    • @puffspetal35
      @puffspetal35 6 лет назад +2

      The dark universe actually comes off

    • @plushytoons9529
      @plushytoons9529 5 лет назад +3

      same

    • @stopgenduh1690
      @stopgenduh1690 5 лет назад +4

      Or when (spoiler)
      Iron man dies in endgame

    • @timmylong833
      @timmylong833 4 года назад +3

      Embidd you forgot Homeward Bound, when Shadow came limping back through the woods.

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 5 лет назад +644

    The Turtle Disguise Just Seems Racist Towards Bowser to me

    • @zachwillas6329
      @zachwillas6329 3 года назад +59

      It seems racist to turtles as a whole.

    • @euniceayala8570
      @euniceayala8570 3 года назад +50

      I bet turtles banned this movie from ever seeing the light of day

    • @HunterEQGtribute
      @HunterEQGtribute 3 года назад +24

      This is probably why Venus from TMNT The Next Mutation never returned! Because she killed herself from how offensive it was to her and the other ninja turtles

    • @booqueefious2230
      @booqueefious2230 3 года назад +20

      Under those protective shells, turtles are actually very sensitive creatures

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 3 года назад +12

      All I see is the initial inspiration for the Bowsette fetish people. Their brains couldn’t classify it under funny, so it mutated to “¿Sexy?” eventually.

  • @childecamehome7149
    @childecamehome7149 4 года назад +66

    I really thought doug was having a seizure when he laughed

  • @cjdragonemperor5374
    @cjdragonemperor5374 Год назад +26

    18:50 Ladies and gentlemen, this movie has completely drove Critic into utter insanity.

  • @mofinebovine1597
    @mofinebovine1597 5 лет назад +338

    Everybody knows that that Happy Madison is a money laundering front.

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 4 года назад +6

      Somehow their fans don't seem to care.

    • @p.a.4512
      @p.a.4512 4 года назад +13

      @@supermariofan03 they have fans?

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 4 года назад +7

      Listen, I enjoy Adam Sandler, so I like his movies, obviously his Netflix originals have been *amazing*, so really, we could blame the studio

    • @lemmythebulldog8812
      @lemmythebulldog8812 4 года назад +3

      Hmmmmm no I think you’re talking about Illumination

    • @forrestgump6065
      @forrestgump6065 4 года назад +6

      Waterboy. Little Nicky. Click. Anger Management. A lot of people own 1 of these movies.

  • @mattf1sh97
    @mattf1sh97 7 лет назад +433

    Fun fact: The turtle scene was shot during 9/11

    • @dylanaroberts97
      @dylanaroberts97 7 лет назад +47

      I swear, if that's true, I'm slitting my own goddamn throat.

    • @mattf1sh97
      @mattf1sh97 7 лет назад +106

      It's true, they stopped and had a minute's silence during filming

    • @dylanaroberts97
      @dylanaroberts97 7 лет назад +79

      Well, there goes my throat.

    • @theroleplayinggamer837
      @theroleplayinggamer837 7 лет назад +143

      Now I'm imagining Dana Carvey with his head down, hands folded, and whispering "Turtle" under his breath. In the turtle costume of course.

    • @stormyguy25
      @stormyguy25 7 лет назад +7

      Dylan? Hey, has anyone seen Dylan?

  • @Crazybenbros8988
    @Crazybenbros8988 11 месяцев назад +25

    Doug’s storyline with the fart joke is more entertaining than the entire movie

  • @geoffelder908
    @geoffelder908 4 года назад +235

    Keep in mind that the "turtle club scene" was literally being filmed during the terrorist attack on September 11, 2001. So you can connect the dots...
    Dana Carvey caused 9/11!
    But on a side note, Jennifer Esposito is pretty hot in this.

    • @Mothlord03
      @Mothlord03 3 года назад +16

      Was it seriosuly filmed during it? My God

    • @trainman5675
      @trainman5675 3 года назад +28

      Oh dear god...having moments of silence in that suit

  • @WTFisTingispingis
    @WTFisTingispingis 7 лет назад +114

    How to kill a movie instantly
    >Happy Madison presents...

    • @Adam-dk4lj
      @Adam-dk4lj 7 лет назад +6

      AtticWarrior1994 Happy Gilmore

  • @ItzRamzYuno
    @ItzRamzYuno 5 лет назад +871

    The laughing skit was funnier than the whole movie

    • @Blitzo8390
      @Blitzo8390 4 года назад +26

      EAT THIS YOU GRAVY SUCKING DOG
      “Oh hello”
      *Gets beaten with baseball bat*

    • @brettforsyth4842
      @brettforsyth4842 4 года назад +21

      iT's FuCkInG IcOnIc

    • @ethanco453
      @ethanco453 4 года назад +13

      I hope they're all right.

    • @michaelwiseman6422
      @michaelwiseman6422 4 года назад +18

      Ramarni Roberts, I could watch ANYONE beating the shit out of people, even if I was the person being beat up. It’d be less painful than watching this shit.

    • @beeking1792
      @beeking1792 3 года назад +8

      The farting scenes are funny even the one when the guy farts in the pool, I really found that funny though the whole movie, a man laughs then farts. I am NOT immature though

  • @patrickpastor8041
    @patrickpastor8041 4 года назад +41

    Did anyone else notice that the man at 23:08 is Keenan Thompson? I'm fairly certain that's him.

  • @Daorf
    @Daorf 4 года назад +318

    I have one and only one defense for this movie and that's that when I was a kid with Asperger's and didn't know it, I had a terrible habit/coping mechanism of starting to imitate the people around me. This movie was when I saw someone afflicted in the same way, and it became his superpower. So I saw that if I got control of it, I could become an impressionist and even become funny and endearing to people.
    Representation matters, I guess?

  • @Brolygarcia92
    @Brolygarcia92 5 лет назад +239

    18:10 oh so that is how the joker was born

    • @TheSteamLord
      @TheSteamLord 4 года назад +21

      Because of a little wiener, and some tiny nuts.

    • @laurikorkeaniemi7633
      @laurikorkeaniemi7633 4 года назад +39

      "All it takes is one...bad...joke."

    • @troglodyte1378
      @troglodyte1378 4 года назад +14

      No you dummy, that's Melvin, the brother of the Joker

  • @Gravitynaut
    @Gravitynaut 8 лет назад +405

    Like if you cried when Fart Joke died...
    Real tears

  • @LunaTheBeast-lf1ly
    @LunaTheBeast-lf1ly 4 года назад +50

    18:10 Audience: **Horrified and scared for their life**

  • @alejandroacevedo9449
    @alejandroacevedo9449 3 года назад +44

    Fun Fact: Martin Short, Matthew Broderick, Rick Moranis, Mike Myers, Steve Martin, the late Robin Williams and even Jim Carrey were all considered for the role of Pistachio Disguisey before Dana Carvey was cast...
    I don't judge them

    • @Disney65Fan
      @Disney65Fan 3 года назад +5

      Now imagine Jim Carrey in this good god it would be so bad. Robin Williams it would kill his career.

    • @spittinvenom9843
      @spittinvenom9843 2 года назад +1

      Crisis averted they all said, but Carvey

    • @brandonspain12345
      @brandonspain12345 2 года назад +2

      @@Disney65Fan Maybe it would be like Grinch where it's a awful movie but he would've saved it slightly for being entertaining.

  • @EnemaBagJones24601
    @EnemaBagJones24601 5 лет назад +347

    When Brent Spiner came to Ottawa Comic Con this past year, I really really _really_ wanted to bring in a DVD copy of this to get him to sign. Just to either hear his thoughts on it, see a disgusted look...I dunno. But then I remembered he'd have that look/feeling pretty much all day from the Trek fans, so I brought in Out To Sea instead. He's said in interviews it was his favourite project he's ever worked on (and said the same to me when I slid my DVD copy of it across the table to him). Totally worth it. 10-15 minutes of him reminiscing about working with Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon was so much more satisfying than irking him.

    • @V3xxe
      @V3xxe 2 года назад +33

      I did the same thing with Warwick Davis. He was doing a con and everyone was bringing him Star Wars, Harry Potter or Willow. I turned up with Skinned Deep, the weird horror movie where he threw plates. I think sometimes they just like to have that change from the usual stuff they get!

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 2 года назад +10

      You guys are the real salt of the earth

    • @Vecchio_Rhosod85
      @Vecchio_Rhosod85 4 месяца назад

      You chose...wisely.

  • @ryans2259
    @ryans2259 7 лет назад +312

    11:26 i assume I he had said "kill me with fire" than Rachel would be behind him with a match and gassoline

  • @thatfunnydude5938
    @thatfunnydude5938 4 года назад +28

    IT'S OFFICIAL: NOSTALGIA CRITIC WENT INSANE!!!

  • @TheDatabaseNetwork
    @TheDatabaseNetwork 4 года назад +27

    If they've saved this review as the first episode of Season 7 of Nostalgia Critic, it would've been a creative send off for Rachael Tiez.

  • @christianbekele5820
    @christianbekele5820 6 лет назад +238

    19:02-19:12 The last thing Jason Todd saw before Joker killed him

    • @legoking6165
      @legoking6165 5 лет назад +16

      Too true. Must've been horrifying.

    • @ChasehaWing
      @ChasehaWing 5 лет назад +14

      Dark

    • @Luxito_DeWarlock
      @Luxito_DeWarlock 4 года назад

      😂🤡☠️😂😈

    • @aaronhossain4492
      @aaronhossain4492 4 года назад +6

      No, that was every adult after the thousandth time they heard let it go.

    • @Luxito_DeWarlock
      @Luxito_DeWarlock 4 года назад +2

      Aaron Hossain I agree that song makes my ears bleed and rots my brain. I’d rather stand next to a jackhammer without earplugs than hear frickin Elsa and anyone else sing that

  • @QuiteDan
    @QuiteDan 7 лет назад +151

    For those curious, Junior is the 2nd worst movie Mike Nelson has ever seen and Little Nicky was the 1st worst.

    • @hairbeauty8083
      @hairbeauty8083 6 лет назад +3

      dandeentremont for some reason little nicky actually made me laugh and usually i hate adam sandler

    • @jongon0848
      @jongon0848 6 лет назад +17

      That list was made before Jack and Jill, Grown Ups 2, and That's My Boy right? Because Little Nicky isn't even Adam Sandler's worst comedy

    • @JonathanRobertAlexander
      @JonathanRobertAlexander 6 лет назад +4

      dandeentremont - Apparently, he hasn't seen _North._

    • @FNGLHR
      @FNGLHR 6 лет назад +3

      We should all be so lucky.

    • @CoolDude-ze4ep
      @CoolDude-ze4ep 6 лет назад +4

      Jonathan Alexander or Freddy got fingered

  • @gregoryberrycone
    @gregoryberrycone Год назад +13

    the mental breakdown after the little weiner and tiny nuts joke is still my favorite nostalgia critic moment, iconic.

  • @jasonsiscos2788
    @jasonsiscos2788 4 года назад +17

    12:14 while Devo’s whip it plays in the background.

  • @AnnoyingSquib
    @AnnoyingSquib 7 лет назад +147

    You know you're in for one hell of a ride if Mike Nelson says it's one of the worst comedies he's ever seen.

    • @yupitsjessbbyx3
      @yupitsjessbbyx3 7 лет назад +1

      AnnoyingSquib oh good god

    • @lauralowe7834
      @lauralowe7834 7 лет назад +7

      AnnoyingSquib I was thinking the same thing, plus..."what other movies beat this !?"

    • @AnnoyingSquib
      @AnnoyingSquib 7 лет назад +6

      Maybe Catalina Caper? Thats the only MST3K comedy they ever did and it was a snooze fest.

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 7 лет назад +5

      AnnoyingSquib ah jeez if MST3K thinks it's a serious piece of shit then it's baaaaddddd

  • @ToruKun1
    @ToruKun1 5 лет назад +286

    The only good thing about Master of Disguise is after I saw it in the theaters, I went to my friend's house and played the Gamecube remake of Resident Evil 1 for the first time. So that's a nice memory I associate with the movie.

    • @seymoorepoone9512
      @seymoorepoone9512 3 года назад +12

      Did you use the chainsaw controller that was made for that game? Or, am I mistaken?

    • @Mephiles343
      @Mephiles343 2 года назад +10

      @@seymoorepoone9512 that was re4 i think

    • @seymoorepoone9512
      @seymoorepoone9512 2 года назад +3

      @@Mephiles343 Yeah that sounds about right. Wasn't that controller Gamecube exclusive? Or maybe it was X-Box.

    • @Mephiles343
      @Mephiles343 2 года назад +4

      @@seymoorepoone9512 yeah,It was a gamecube controller

    • @seymoorepoone9512
      @seymoorepoone9512 2 года назад +3

      @@Mephiles343 Thanks for clearing that up homie.

  • @thejoshgrauer
    @thejoshgrauer 4 года назад +24

    6:08 THE MOM OF WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE!!! WOWWWW!

  • @onyx_risen6843
    @onyx_risen6843 4 года назад +7

    The relationship between Critic and Fart Joke was better shown than the relationship between Pistachio and his parents

  • @cliffordshafran9250
    @cliffordshafran9250 5 лет назад +388

    You know a comedy is bad when it ends with drawn out end credits with gag reels and other unfunny stuff for more than 10 minutes. Master of Disguise, meet Foodfight and Inspector Gadget.

    • @peterwayne3571
      @peterwayne3571 5 лет назад +4

      But.... Master of disguise is so much better than foodfught

    • @robotnikcentric64
      @robotnikcentric64 5 лет назад +22

      Inspector Gadget is better than both, Foodfight and Masters of Disguise.

    • @Predated2
      @Predated2 4 года назад +10

      Well, its okay to add bloopers and stuff in the credits, even to draw out the credits.
      The issue is when you stop the credit roll to add basically another scene. I mean, I can't get an example from memory directly, but I know for a fact I have seen movies that added blooper reels/deleted scenes to the credits while also still rolling the credits.

    • @JoelGriggs42
      @JoelGriggs42 4 года назад +4

      @@Predated2 Basically any Jackie Chan movie?

    • @MVHS85
      @MVHS85 4 года назад +2

      There was a Burt Reynolds/Lonnie Anderson movie like that....and yes, it sucked

  • @NTE_
    @NTE_ 5 лет назад +357

    Honestly 8 year old me that this movie was funny mainly bc farts

    • @SakarianOutcast
      @SakarianOutcast 3 года назад +11

      For my sister and me, it was "la coocaracha". We watched that scene about 20 times

    • @RandomCartoonFan2639
      @RandomCartoonFan2639 3 года назад +18

      To me it was... The turtle scene

    • @gameuniverse8736
      @gameuniverse8736 3 года назад +5

      Image 8 year old you seeing the rotten tomatoes score

    • @Cowabungas
      @Cowabungas 3 года назад +4

      Same, this movie is comedic gold when you're 6-12 years old

    • @Klarpimier
      @Klarpimier 3 года назад

      Wut

  • @JaggedBird
    @JaggedBird 2 года назад +8

    28:50 this 5 second clip is waaaaay funnier than that entire movie!

  • @erich84502ify
    @erich84502ify Год назад +5

    Need the 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' theme at the end

  • @davidnichols5761
    @davidnichols5761 7 лет назад +124

    I like how we just breeze past the fact that our protagonist bites a man's nose clean off, spits it back onto his face where it magically reattaches, and the party mostly continues as if nothing happened. All while a mentally deranged man in a turtle costume walks around escorted by a woman who should be in a much better movie.
    I know I shouldn't expect logic, but goddamn.

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 7 лет назад +1

      David Nichols profound words man

    • @odstarmor557
      @odstarmor557 5 лет назад +2

      Its so ludicrous and dumb we have no choice but to breeze past it.

  • @jeremybarker5510
    @jeremybarker5510 8 лет назад +632

    You must review Jack and Jill.

    • @joewilenzik9119
      @joewilenzik9119 8 лет назад +88

      HASN'T HE SUFFERED ENOUGH!!?

    • @FoxMedina
      @FoxMedina 8 лет назад +49

      he must suffer for their sins

    • @joewilenzik9119
      @joewilenzik9119 8 лет назад +24

      No man should have to watch that.

    • @jeremybarker5510
      @jeremybarker5510 8 лет назад +34

      He suffered through Master of Disguise. He can suffer through Jack and Jill.

    • @joewilenzik9119
      @joewilenzik9119 8 лет назад +24

      Please, have mercy on his soul.

  • @clicky1996
    @clicky1996 Год назад +8

    I remember as a kid I walked in on the turtle club scene and genuinely asked “is there something wrong with him?”

  • @supermariofan03
    @supermariofan03 2 года назад +4

    What was it Garth said in Wayne’s World? “It’s like people only do things because they get paid. And that’s just really sad.”

  • @KinkESizemore
    @KinkESizemore 5 лет назад +257

    He repeats the word turtle over AND over.

  • @DizGuy29o4
    @DizGuy29o4 6 лет назад +142

    The title of this movie reminded me of Master Of Disguise. I’d rather see Robbie Rotten make a movie about how much of a master of disguise he is

    • @seraxx1973
      @seraxx1973 5 лет назад +6

      Diz Guy I’d watch the hell out of a Robbie movie if they went deep into his psyche and like showed that he just wanted to get some sleep. Make him the sympathetic protagonist

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 5 лет назад +4

      Rather odd (for lack of a better word) in hindsight since Stefan's death. :/ Maybe he really did need more sleep.

  • @jaredargento1511
    @jaredargento1511 4 года назад +8

    19:30
    Nostalgia Critic: Where was I the last two minutes?
    Me: Wouldn't you like to know!

  • @swankelly
    @swankelly 4 года назад +44

    I watched this with my kids when they were little. Like 3 and 5 yr old. They liked turtle. My son who is now 18 like a year ago mentioned it. He was like, "Man that was a horrible movie." He was around five and knew it was bad.

    • @stevenspitzer3829
      @stevenspitzer3829 Год назад +1

      Wow. You're old enough to have a 5yo kid when this came out? Now that's hard to believe.

  • @justaman3419
    @justaman3419 5 лет назад +252

    This movie is horrible but:
    Being Italian myself, the part at 13.21, when the old man talks in Italian made me laugh.
    Actually what he says is different from what it's written and it's like : "she's quite thin on her ass, are you sorry for that?"

  • @DavidSCP5
    @DavidSCP5 5 лет назад +701

    The Fart Joke Journey
    Chapter 1: Unexpected - 10:06 -
    Chapter 2: Too close to the sun - 11:40 -
    Chapter 3: The return - 21:23 -
    Chapter 4: Wherever the wind may take it - 24:14 -
    Chapter 5: The end of a journey - 25:41 -
    Epilogue: The breaking of the wind - 29:24 -
    |

    • @FizzleFX
      @FizzleFX 4 года назад +27

      You sure you ain't talking about the latest *StarWars Movies* !?

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 4 года назад +10

      @@FizzleFX Not really. I don't know if they didnthis or not, but I'm pretty certain Dana Carvey didn't insult or bash the people who didn't like the film

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 года назад +12

      I don't remember Star Wars having fart jokes.

    • @theknightsofawesomeness2701
      @theknightsofawesomeness2701 4 года назад +8

      I'll try to make that a prog rock song.

    •  4 года назад +1

      Melmoth el Diletante Is this the track listing for Dream Theater's latest album?

  • @tthomaselli2
    @tthomaselli2 2 года назад +3

    "You flew too close to the sun on wings of flatulence!...".
    --The Nostalgia Critic, mid-2015.

  • @beeza
    @beeza 3 года назад +16

    I remember watching this as a kid and thinking it was the best movie, I recently tried rewatching it and couldn’t make it 30 minutes

  • @Metrion77
    @Metrion77 7 лет назад +75

    I'd have loved if the villain had hypnotized the dad, then the dad (believing he was the villain) knocked out the real villain and left him in the chair. Thus pisstachio would have been working endlessly trying to figure out how to fix his dad, when his dad was out there being the villain.

    • @DarlCron
      @DarlCron 7 лет назад +27

      Metrion77, that could have saved the movie.

    • @TheNthMouse
      @TheNthMouse 7 лет назад +4

      No. Just No.

    • @justagiantnerd8001
      @justagiantnerd8001 Год назад

      You think the writers could think of something like that?

  • @ChakatStripedfur
    @ChakatStripedfur 7 лет назад +516

    You got something wrong, Doug, this isn't the worst comedy of all time. In order for that to be true, it would actually have to be funny first.

  • @carlososoriohernandez3979
    @carlososoriohernandez3979 2 года назад +6

    18:58 POV: You're a Hawaiian that came across with Ezra Miller

  • @johbo81
    @johbo81 4 года назад +62

    This was my friend’s favorite movie
    I haven’t seen him in years

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 года назад +5

      When I was a kid this was my favorite movie....... Then I developed a brain.

    • @kylefratini2833
      @kylefratini2833 4 года назад +2

      @@Sonichero151 same

    • @alexolson1716
      @alexolson1716 4 года назад +1

      Uhhhh.... *whistles* I totally didn't do anything... *continues to whistle and starts shuffling away*

    • @drewpeterson9236
      @drewpeterson9236 3 года назад +1

      Is he locked up in the nuthouse

    • @justagiantnerd8001
      @justagiantnerd8001 Год назад

      He's in the gulag comrade

  • @-th1rty3-
    @-th1rty3- 5 лет назад +51

    Dana Carvey in a moment of silence, wearing that turtle costume.
    Fourth tragedy happened on that horrid day: The making of this movie.

  • @Blahander
    @Blahander 6 лет назад +586

    "The third worst comedy I have ever seen."
    The third scariest thing I have ever read.

    • @brasteen1
      @brasteen1 6 лет назад +32

      The Game Knight Little Nicky is his number one worst.

    • @faillblogkeyboardcat
      @faillblogkeyboardcat 6 лет назад +41

      Keep in mind we're talking about Mike Nelson, the second host of _Mystery Science Theater 3000._ Also, to answer The Game Knights question, according to the article he wrote for Cracked, 2 & 1 are _Junior_ and _Little Nicky._

    • @Jarod-vg9wq
      @Jarod-vg9wq 6 лет назад +1

      Ok who’s mike Nelson.

    • @faillblogkeyboardcat
      @faillblogkeyboardcat 6 лет назад +7

      Jarod Farrant I feel my previous comment answered that question.

    • @siukong
      @siukong 6 лет назад +2

      faillblogkeyboardcat really, Junior? I mean, it wasn't that good, but 2nd worst of all time?

  • @CourierDan
    @CourierDan 4 года назад +17

    ...strange that I'm defending a decision in this movie, but I just realized. According to their rules:
    "If a father and mother are missing, only a son who has become a Master of Disguise can save them without any direct help from the Grandfather."
    Pistachio ain't a Master of Disguise when he's reading that book, so he's allowed the direct help from his grandfather. I could be wrong and who really cares, but figured I'd throw it out there.

    • @thegameknight8916
      @thegameknight8916 3 года назад

      ...That makes a disturbing amount of sense.

    • @trainman5675
      @trainman5675 3 года назад

      No one said he ever became a full master of disguise so...WHY DOES THAT MAKE SENSE

  • @MammerXJammers
    @MammerXJammers Год назад +6

    13:34 my reaction to when someone blows up the bathroom to Arby's

  • @jicolncadera9298
    @jicolncadera9298 7 лет назад +40

    You know your movie's shit when the critic's jokes are funnier than the jokes you put in.

  • @twinwoodsman
    @twinwoodsman 7 лет назад +159

    Wait, this came out AFTER Shrek? What the fuck.

    • @puffspetal35
      @puffspetal35 6 лет назад +5

      Your profile picture perfectly match your comment twinwoodsman

  • @miracledecipher3947
    @miracledecipher3947 Год назад +5

    Goddamn, nostalgia critic turned into the joker a moment there.

  • @sohatyi
    @sohatyi 3 года назад +23

    When the syringe joke in a review is 1,000x funnier than the comedy being reviewed, you know you're in flavour country.

  • @RyuichiNoGekido
    @RyuichiNoGekido 5 лет назад +90

    I guess the NC really liked the “little wiener and tiny nuts” joke. He was laughing so hard he lost his shit. It wasn’t that funny... I usually only have to bludgeon a single person after that scene. Three is a little excessive.

    • @DoctorProph3t
      @DoctorProph3t 4 года назад +12

      Y’all are crazy, I only dug a couple chunks out of my arm after that scene. A light chuckle, at best.

    • @toigodgohdgjdfjkkj9878
      @toigodgohdgjdfjkkj9878 3 года назад +8

      @@DoctorProph3t a light chuNkle?

    • @Bisheimer
      @Bisheimer 2 года назад +3

      I dont know if you got Wooshed or if you wanted to woosh somebody.

  • @jarrettwhitlow8700
    @jarrettwhitlow8700 5 лет назад +202

    Watching in 2018. I MISS RACHEL

    • @elirayzor
      @elirayzor 5 лет назад +6

      ruclips.net/video/oOogxaa4hoY/видео.html

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 лет назад +4

      @Queenofawesome25 isn't she back full time?

    • @jimbackmann7808
      @jimbackmann7808 4 года назад +4

      @@b3rz3rk3r9 no :( but she stays in contact with Tamara Chambers and has her own channel. But she hasn't uploaded anything in a long while. I heard she's pretty active on Twitter though!

    • @samkresil6011
      @samkresil6011 4 года назад

      Yeah, because where is she now, though?

    • @garywilson3042
      @garywilson3042 4 года назад

      @@samkresil6011 she is an aspiring a actress in Hollywood I believe

  • @Bonesph
    @Bonesph 3 года назад +8

    The turtle part was worth it just for the pipe scene.

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 4 года назад +5

    Pistachio Disguisey: I was in a comedy? I did NOT know that. (hangs mouth open)

  • @craigcrisostomo9803
    @craigcrisostomo9803 6 лет назад +347

    That moment when you realize Critic's reactions are way funnier than this movie.

    • @charlesdewitt8087
      @charlesdewitt8087 5 лет назад +45

      @@briansehestedt4902 And yet here you are watching his videos...
      "Who is the greater fool? The fool, or the fool who follows him?"

    • @mr.fahrenheit3768
      @mr.fahrenheit3768 5 лет назад +1

      Charles Dewitt
      I mean, you basically just called Doug a fool. Besides, Brian doesn't follow this "fool" as made evident by his comment, so the quote you used to seem more intelligent and profound is irrelevant to the situation. Especially since the quote implies that the follower of this fool is unaware of the fool's foolishness, which Brian does not demonstrate

    • @werewulf2484
      @werewulf2484 4 года назад +6

      Mr. Fahrenheit i can imagine how smart you felt typing that out lol. Why do you guys take this shit so seriously

    • @ethankleinman1067
      @ethankleinman1067 3 года назад +1

      @@briansehestedt4902 lol then why are you watching his videos then if you find it obnoxious? plus other people have diffrent opinions than you.

  • @marianomosquera1995
    @marianomosquera1995 7 лет назад +50

    "Well fuck you, I thought it was funny".
    I fucking lost it.

  • @JoshThePinkGump
    @JoshThePinkGump 3 года назад +17

    18:58 Redditors when someone says Big Chungus isn't funny

  • @btr003
    @btr003 9 месяцев назад +6

    I love this review. I keep coming back to it every so often. Critic inadvertently made the movie funnier by adding what it needed in the first place: the straight guy who gets pissed at all of Dana Carvey's antics. That's why Pink Panther works and Spongebob too. Without a Squidward, Spongebob would not be funny.

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 3 месяца назад +1

      That's exactly it, there's not enough "straight man" in this. That's the big, counter-intuitive secret to comedy.
      I think the turtle scene could have been funny if someone told him off early on and he spends the rest of his time trying to act normal.

  • @Gusweb98
    @Gusweb98 7 лет назад +60

    18:57 if you see this man with a bat laughing, you run!

    • @animatedshaakti3364
      @animatedshaakti3364 7 лет назад +4

      Give him a red lightsaber and it would be more terrifying.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 7 лет назад +4

      Just wait, until he has a knife and asks: "Why SO serious?" THEN you run.

    • @98953812
      @98953812 7 лет назад +2

      Nate Negan!! Get the hell out of here!!!! XD

  • @megamovieman101
    @megamovieman101 8 лет назад +328

    I miss Rachel...

    • @nickmaggi625
      @nickmaggi625 8 лет назад

      Who is Rachel anyway another youtuber and I know who your talking about that girl who tried to kill critic but is she Obscurus Lopa because I think they look very similar and if I'm wrong I don't watch Obscurus Lopa a lot to know her face very well

    • @megamovieman101
      @megamovieman101 8 лет назад +8

      Nicholas Maggi Lupa and Rachel are different people.

    • @nickmaggi625
      @nickmaggi625 8 лет назад

      +megamovieman101 alright wasn't sure thank u for telling me

    • @Itsnotdeliveryitsdiaddario
      @Itsnotdeliveryitsdiaddario 8 лет назад

      +megamovieman101 do you know what happened to Rachel?

    • @MTGAsher
      @MTGAsher 8 лет назад +1

      +Balon Greyjoy is she in anything?

  • @michaelgill2105
    @michaelgill2105 4 года назад +9

    18:30 Ladies and Gents we found the Next Joker

  • @Komacncheese
    @Komacncheese 4 года назад +8

    The laughing fart joke was actually pretty good

  • @FictionWriter95
    @FictionWriter95 7 лет назад +191

    For what it's worth, my analysis of the fart joke:
    1st time: (Generally speaking) pretty unexpected
    2nd time: Basically an exact repeat of the first time: you're expecting it, the surprise is totally lost
    3rd time: You expect another repeat, then he stops laughing and you think they just forgot about putting it in or something. Then he starts talking and farts, creating a delayed gratification, aka "TIMING!", aka subversion of expectations, aka humor
    4th time: He'd already farted several times in the seconds leading up to the joke, killing any suspense. Also the actor played it up too much
    5th time: So much expectation has been built up (by that joke being the villain's only character trait) that's it's impossible for it to be funny anymore. And again, the Carvey and the others play it up too much. "Look! He farted! Just like all the other times! Isn't that such a great and clever joke we did for the entirety of the movie?" It would have been better if they paused for a second and somebody said, "Yep, he's dead" or something to that effect.
    I love doing analysis stuff like this :)

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 7 лет назад +2

      FictionWriter95 Great analysis you and NC did on the farting. You greatly described the farts were good and bad

    • @FictionWriter95
      @FictionWriter95 7 лет назад

      Carl Bloke :)

    • @dragenfire68
      @dragenfire68 6 лет назад +1

      FictionWriter95 aka its the rachel joke, only difference is that its still funny the second time

    • @siukong
      @siukong 6 лет назад +1

      FictionWriter95 basically you put more thought into comedy in those few paragraphs than the creators did for their entire film.

    • @christianred9730
      @christianred9730 5 лет назад

      I have the same opinions of good people.😌

  • @noirblanque5324
    @noirblanque5324 7 лет назад +27

    Has NOT ONE person in the comments noticed that the girl who was kissing that guy in the Alley/summed up the Movie in 1 sentence is the MOM FROM WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE!?

  • @cstrife420
    @cstrife420 4 года назад +50

    Im not gonna lie. This is one of my guilty pleasure movies.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 года назад +5

      Well, you should serve three life sentences, but I'll make it two because of your honesty

    • @cstrife420
      @cstrife420 3 года назад +9

      @@DrDolan2000 its mainly because i watched it when i was younger so i have nostalgia for it. I agree the movie is bad. But it has a soft spot for me

    • @richiem5112
      @richiem5112 3 года назад +6

      @@cstrife420 Feel no shame, I fight for the honor of Good Burger.

    • @cstrife420
      @cstrife420 3 года назад +2

      @@richiem5112 so do i my brother

    • @Z3sty367
      @Z3sty367 3 года назад +1

      U sick fuck

  • @EliasTressa
    @EliasTressa 3 года назад +5

    11:20 I was actually surprised Rachel didn’t appear with a flamethrower behind him

  • @nerveagent1905
    @nerveagent1905 6 лет назад +193

    Ok but the mom from Wizards of Waverly Place

  • @bigballoftape5343
    @bigballoftape5343 4 года назад +30

    This is literally my favorite movie of all time. I can quote it in it's entirety strictly from memory

    • @Mad_Axe_Man125
      @Mad_Axe_Man125 4 года назад +3

      based

    • @mihaivrabies2977
      @mihaivrabies2977 Год назад

      Really?
      Mine is Cool as Ice, no joke!

    • @joeevans2489
      @joeevans2489 8 месяцев назад

      My brothers and I quote it all the time. It’s a funny movie, but I do understand the criticisms of it. Some people just don’t want to have fun.

    • @alysssabear
      @alysssabear 7 месяцев назад

      You really need higher standards.

  • @stakuga0519
    @stakuga0519 2 месяца назад +1

    Nostalgia Critic: "Nobody is going to disect the Turtle Guy scene and pretend it's comedy gold!"
    Zach Hadel from OneyPlays: "Is that a challenge?"

  • @stevehall364
    @stevehall364 6 лет назад +169

    Your review is genuinely funnier than the entirety of the movie you reviewed.