Highway Patrol Is HILARIOUS
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
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The fact that Paul Parker isn’t an option for Person of the Year is absolute blasphemy.
lets gooo
The fact that only 50 people liked this speaks volumes for what we all really think of Jojo.
@friendlyjordies I just got my new card, can we get some more shirts out bruz?
Didn't' realise it was Federal elections already...
Cops probably confiscate their sunnies off actual speed dealers.
They probably wear them like war trophies.
They are initiated by stealing shades from speed dealers they bust😂
HAAHAH "Niceness built of a foundation of laziness" I fucking lost it bro ahhahahaahha
And the corollary: I'll ruin your day if you make me have to do some fucking paperwork.
wot u doing here
And every officer is also a trained in giving life changing advice
Hey! It's cheap entertainment, and better than the USA where getting your head blown off for farting.
Life changing advice like “I advise you that I’m charging you for having a trace amount of cannabis in your system that could in no way affect your driving but it means you will lose your license for 6 months, therefore losing your livelihood.”
You mean like that?
@@chinaski2020 and the answer will be we need to make an example out of these idiots and confirm our domanance
@@chinaski2020 Well it works for athletes.
I received an official caution for something stupid I did when I was 13 years old. Basically you get sat in a room where a cop lectures you for about an hour straight.
The story I got was "I have a younger brother that used to get up to the same kinds of things that you did and if he didn't sort himself out he'd be in jail now."
Apparently that was a pretty common speech for police officers to give teenagers who broke the law.
. I couldn’t stop laughing at “5 seconds of action followed by three hours of paperwork... that no one will read” it’s perfect
@iamspyvspy that much paperwork is required for police to win anything in court these days anyway
Pedestrian TV tomorrow: "Friendly Jordies says Cops are Tops and we are SHAKING" - By Pedestrian TV
Cue the false equivalence to American policing and the smugcunty sentences like, "Has he even _heard_ of Breonna Taylor?"
That cop lives off a diet of pies and malt oaks.
Nah mate, malt oak is dog shit, grab a Dare 500ml Double Espresso Iced Coffee™ king
Banana Big M and deep fried mars bars.
Don't forget the doughnuts
Nah mate, Farmer's Union Iced Coffee, Sausage rolls and winnie blues.
@@crypticutopia7228 . Farmers union tastes like shit now.
It was better when it was full cream milk
I still remember the ep where some guy got pulled over for drink driving.
And after the initial breatho where they said "yeah mate, you gotta come back to the station for the evidentiary breath test" he asked if he could grab some stuff from his car before they left.
He walks back to his car, grabs his wallet, and also necks a UDL before jumping back in the cop car.
I swear he must have thought "aw, fuck me, 0.06 on the breatho? better have another drink if I wanna get the high score back at the station"
dudes a mastermind. Shown on camera drinking after hes pulled over, evidential test is thrown out
I mean, it was probably some stupid strategy to go "Yeh nah but I necked that UDL mate so take 0.05 off that, and LOOK I'm under!" whilst the tester just frowns at him and does a long sigh.
@@aimeerekeleon4423 means they cant breathe test him as he consumed alcohol after being pulled over.
They probably just give him the full punish as if he refused the test.
Oh wow does anyone have a link to that clip? Can't find it anywhere but sounds great haha.
Its an offence to drink after the breath test. In nsw any way
Fines are only punishment for poor people.
That's why we have the demerit system. But yeah we should impliment fines based on your yearly revenue. While we're at it change the tax system so it only cares about revenue too.
@@fenix849 i think finland has something like that if I'm not mistaken
@@fenix849 the demerit system has its flaws. It's far too hard to afford lessons for a licence these days for low earning families. I have lived in high and low earning areas and there's a clear difference in how long it takes on average to obtain a full licence.
There's also things like mandatory blood testing for marijuana after accidents involving medical or police assistance. This makes no sense in its current form as a person may smoke weed on Monday, be involved in a crash (even at no fault of their own) on Thursday, then lose their licence due to marijuana staying present in the system for far longer than its effects are active. Under current law (at least in South Australia) ANY trace amount is regarded enough to be a drug driving offence.
@@gizmodobaggins7040 There are too many dodgy driving schools out for money. The whole system is broken and the efforts to improve it are usually only additional penalties and restrictions added, adding cost and time.
I think good schools are a very useful part of driver education, they are just too expensive and should be subsidized as it would benefit everyone
@@EE-gv9wt Or maybe Norway? One of those Scandinavian countries.
“Nah you’ll have to get a proper cricket bat, we can’t have that” hahahaha
Funny thing is, he might actually have a legal case to keep it if he can prove he made it that day at work for display purposes only.
@@LocalDiscordCatgirl funny thing is, it sits in the tray so he can swing it should some road rager have a death wish.
This should become a regular segment
Agreed, loved this.
Second, third, fourth and one thousandth this
Yes it should
It kinda is but it’s that once in a blue moon cherry
Gonna start speeding to get life advice from cops. The fine will be cheaper than an actual therapist.
As an American, it's hilarious watching the officers and show get worked up over the "trashed" vehicles. Half of the shitboxes in the US wouldn't be roadworthy in AU.
Ye I have seen some of the stuff u drive over there and go what the f*ck
Completely true, including mine.
You being an American and all, it must be weird seeing cops not just shooting people on sight for no reason.
@@looksirdroids9134 cops don't shoot people most of the time.
@@looksirdroids9134 Not that weird, since none of the people featured in this episode were black.
You know, friendly jordies turned into gogglebox so gradually I didn't even notice.
@@WhatIsSanity I mean I wasn't saying it was bad I just wanted to make a really obscure Simpsons reference
Random story but I had a random breath test yesterday, had the dog in the car and the cop was so stoked on it. He was patting her, she was licking his hand, it was so very pure. He was all like "aww look at you, you're such a sook" and we were like "yes, yes she is."
I would have told him to get his filthy pig hands off my dog.
Small question, whats a sook?
Jordies is wearing a Cops are Tops transfer somewhere under his shirt.
jordan shanks
Highway patrol is like Australia's version of funniest home videos
Wouldn't 'Australia's Funniest Home Videos' be Australia's version of funniest home videos?
@@RobotnikPlays no, not at all
@@RobotnikPlays Nearly all of the videos in that version is from America.
Holden should have a little pocket in the door like rolls royce does for their umbrella. Except it's for a holden branded "cricket bat"
You might want to sit down for this
Holden died
@@Midruto probably because they didn't have a cricket bat available when gm came to negotiate. Rookie mistake
That kid who flicks the rubber bands ( or spitballs) and then cries when you give him a light backhanding... that brought back memories.
21 dislikes, all from blokes who buy their sunnies at BP
Nah mate get mine from 7/11 lol
Hey aerial sunnies are great!
work and they are free and im a scab so fudge it im wearing the free ones 🤣❤💯
Australian cop tv shows are some of the greatest things to exist
I really enjoyed when they play the american Cops, and then the NZ version (basically like this but even more chill) back to back. Makes the US cops seem super insane.
My all time favourite moment on Motorway Patrol (kiwi) was when a sheep got loose On The motorway. A sheep! In New Zealand! On a motorway! You could actually see the cop die a little inside as he said directly to the camera “Ahhh thiir uppeers to be a ship leees on tha mutterway ayeeee” bwahaha
Ikr
They would be if the cops didn't just speak to every single person as if they were the biggest idiot in history.
Only if you're a boot licker
This Warhammer page still hasn't brought out the battle report they promised.
Lame...
9:53 Awww no, don't take me flail! Who'll defend the garrison come nightfall?
I just want Jordan narrating every show. Fuck.
Just waiting for a mate
Oh Jordie, fancy seeing you here
That dude with the "studded cricket bat" which is clearly a homemade medieval weapon, you can't tell me that shit isn't for road rage incidents lol
Maybe LARPing is his secret hobby.
Shannon Noll seems like a top guy. Uses his social media platform to share his life on the farm chilling with his family, while occasionally playing to packed out venues who are just stoked to be in his presence.
I just reckon he's pretty content with his life.
I went to high school with the bloke in a skirt and slippers, I forgot he existed. Thank you friendlyjordies for that flashback into the worst 4 years of my life
Please PLEASE make this a regular segment, as a patreon I'm completely 110% ok with this!!
You need to watch aussie dash cams, shits amazing
DCOA is absolutely amazing
Dash Cams of Australia is a literal legend
I had to unsubscribe myself from that channel. . . I drive a lot for work, I don't need yet another reason to hate everyone on the road lol
@@leviroch yeah mate it's proper blood boiling shit. i reckon most of the ppl who watch these comps don't have to drive much at all LOL
@@leviroch completely get that, im lucky enough not to have to drive much for work, i mostly watch it to see places i know
I remember we got pulled over by the people filming highway patrol, they had a van with them which the film crew was in.
It's hilarious how people get upset about doing the wrong thing and then act like they're the victim.
"Stop making me deal with the consequences of my decisions, reality makes me feel bad"
Has a ratstail, AUTOMATIC JAILTIME
ill never forget the time RBT showed a guy in the middle of a heroin high w his eyes, rolling back mid sentence. i lost it
I remember that degenerate, he was loose as fuuuuuuuck...
Was that the bloke who had his dog tied to his handbrake? He was on struggle st season 2 😶
YES MORE HIGHWAY PATROL STOOOOOOGE
Mick Mcran is a legend, he's still working as a sgt in Bendigo
Mick McCrann is the only cop I'd wanna be pulled over by. He's a lad in every episode he's in.
“He has a MOBILEPHONE”
(UNLEASHES HELL)
"whats this mate ?"
" its a cricket bat from the middle ages "
Sergeant Mick McCann is the name of that funny cop. He's a treasure, and a good cop here in bendigo.
Would rather be busted by him than them Melbourne wankers
@@hairyscary8511 i know people who know people reckon the Melbourne cops were twice the wanker after being on camera, even back at the station.
@@frankryan2505 not surprised, there's no need to be a dick head because of the cameras
"Every time Linkin Park came to Australia I was there". Brilliant.
The sunglasses actually are part of their uniform haha. I remember hearing about a case where it was found that a police officer was right by claiming that different sunglasses he had to pay for himself (because of light sensitivity) were tax deductible.
8:42 “What? 72 in a 70 zone? Not on my watch.” lol
Now that the Aussie Bachelor/Bachelorette has been cancelled, we can get vids of Jordies reacting to Highway Patrol instead?
those two shows were a cancer glad they got cancelled
Bad news my main Man.
FriendlyJordies carrier in jeopardy on account of zinger flinging cop.
I died at “every time linkin park came to Australia I was there”
"Crush it in front of him, make him cry." 😂
I got pulled over this morning and I thought for sure I was screwed but the officer was really polite and knew I didn't have any offenses and let me off with a warning, made my week
i always watch those shows high, its fuckin brilliant
Mick McCrann for Police Commissioner.
He takes no shit, what a fucking legend.
Drunk Aussies are by far the best partygoers in the world
Agreed
"me and the mates play cricket with it." Who's the sorry person who has to be the ball?!
What a coincidence, I'm watching a thing about breathalysers and then get a call from my Mum saying my Father just got done for high range DUI
FILM THE COPS! - Mike Nolan.
Everyone in Australia is a comedian, some are just funnier than others,
Fuck, I never thought I'd be in a jordies video
Embarrassing yet an achievement
which guy are you mate
The one in the skirt for sure.
“Imagine watching this high”. Well here I am, happy 420 😂❤
I don't have a brother so watching this was like I recorded myself watching an episode, and they played that recording back to myself. You should do live watch parties of Highway Patrol.
"I have a confession, in the form of a question... Does anyone else find themselves drawn against their will... To watch the show Cops every night?"
This episode has been on the telly 534 times I swear. Every time I watch it its this episode!1
I find it so funny that my dad went past a copper at 96 in a 50 zone (in a ford territory) and he didn’t even bother to chase him.
I can only assume from this hit piece that jordies got pinged speeding in his Corolola 😂
The bloke with the white shirt and black cap was near the train station I catch to work 😂
Mick McCrann: Greater Bendigo's top pest controller
The "weapon" was clearly for bunny bashing... which is benificial to the enviroment
Loool as soon as he mentioned Netflix special I was like ‘please rip on Fluffy please rip on Fluffy’ and he did!!
You can always tell when you see the shrubby shirt, ball cap, and rat tail that they've done something.
41 seconds in and the cops doin a skid if I did that in front of him it would be called “dangerous driving “
5:43
Bruh I swear to God I thought i was the only one who had seen or known of a kmart tyre and auto service
Legit looks like my local one XD
Your Aussie-Wog voice is a thing of beauty
imagine watching jordies not high... fuck that would suck
"Throw that cnt in jail and eat the key" - classic gold!
that last bit was an international intergenerational experience
Pro tip get pulled over by the cops in a different state. They usually can't be bothered to transfer the fine. Allegedly someone I knew was doing 70 in a 40 zone on red P plates and got off cos the cop was too lazy to transfer the fine across the border.
Good on ya jordies, good on for reviewing a Melbourne tv show, big props to you
Not just Melbourne.
I've seen a lot of Adelaide in the later ones
@@MartintheTinman victoria people only see victoria.
@@ianwilliams8448 really, I live in Victoria.
"Better than Seinfeld" is a pretty low bar, though.
Imagine getting pulled over for speeding and getting flamed by the cop
$250 for driving an unregistered car AND driving while suspended? MATE, i got a bloody $990 fine in the mail just for speeding. Granted i do live in SA.
hilarious 7:27 the way he looks up helmet still on fucking golden
4:56 you can see Melbournes most famous abandoned building bradmill textiles factory on the right
Sirens, dramatic music... "This car's smoking a lot".
4:54 old mate is tearing through traffic on the motorway yet still has his elbow resting on the door
"Destroy the motorbike in front of him, make him cry" just made me think of that excellent scene in Walking Tall
I like enjoying Jordan's comedy without simultaneously feeling my blood boil over another social or political injustice. One of these every now and again just for the lols
7:32.
I 100% believe Aunt Shelley would watch this show. As well as RBT.
Tgat was fun! I enjoyed watching highway patrol with you, man. I wish there was more... I'm gonna try find some more.
The motorbike with Rossi looked so staged like a Russell Coight episode lol
8:57's the most hilarious part with that guy looking confused.
Lol, the "my boss" excuse. Gold.
Cops be on their phones and then go WAIT HOLD UP !! THIS DUDE IS ON HIS PHONE !!
"BP is the only glasses shop in the world roight?"
Probably the first time since 1975 that a Australian HWYP didn’t give out a fine and gave out a warning instead.
All of these are filmed in the area I live in, this is glorious
@@Cazmo1995 gotta love the Werribee gremlin area mate haha
Aunty shAz with the kick his arse killed me
Jordies: "imagine watching this high"
Me: 🍃😂🤣🤣
0:52 shoutout Chinchilla Macca's represent braaaa
That guy on the motorbike had able opportunity to get away haha but decided to drive straight into a car haha
The really impressive thing about this is that the guy's mace had a buttspike on it. He clearly knows how actual medieval combat worked and made a thoroughly practical weapon. Bet he'd survive a cassowary attack.
there's much, much less crack than the American version
Cause it's not in Sydney lmao
When your driving and your phone rings why do you have to answer it, carn't you wait till it's appropriate.