The Worst POLICE STATIONS in Australia

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  • @friendlyjordies
    @friendlyjordies  2 года назад +98

    Melbourne and Newcastle get your tickets:
    www.friendlyjordies.com/live-show

    • @Field_Marshal_Emu
      @Field_Marshal_Emu 2 года назад +1

      Tamworth, when?

    • @gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258
      @gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258 2 года назад

      Where's the dan Andrews video? He's being grilled by media over red shirts Scandal?!
      Why do you never talk about Labor corruption.
      What about Victoria police apologizing to AVI for false arrests?

    • @MeppyMan
      @MeppyMan 2 года назад +1

      Give me a discount or I’m leaving a 5 star review for the Newcastle fixated persons unit.

    • @MD4564
      @MD4564 2 года назад +1

      This needs another one.

    • @matts2664
      @matts2664 2 года назад

      Fuck police ...

  • @nathanholland567
    @nathanholland567 2 года назад +2169

    My favourite is a review for Ipswich Police Station,
    "Was arrested yesterday, so my review is based on that. Was treated respectful and gave them nothing but respect in return. Was fed and given a spacious cell to myself for the almost 10 hour stay. Only lost a star as the air con in the holding cells was too cold."
    4 STARS
    Game recognises game.

    • @sam8742
      @sam8742 2 года назад +73

      ofc it's ipswich, the reviews for the trainline to Brisbane are great

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад +1

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

    • @RatyTang
      @RatyTang 2 года назад +139

      Aircon in cells and paddy wagons are cold on purpose, makes you calm down quicker as your body wants to focus on getting warm rather then be angry

    • @Ilzhain
      @Ilzhain 2 года назад +8

      @@ps5hasnogames55 well give him a minute, the news only came out like 8 hours ago he's hardly gonna have a video out yet. He was happy to talk about that Labor minister that was using their position to make a shit load of money as a property developer so I'd be surprised if he said nothing about this.

    • @donnythedealer802
      @donnythedealer802 2 года назад +27

      @@RatyTang and its Australia people have died from faulty aircon in paddy wagons

  • @cthomas3782
    @cthomas3782 2 года назад +248

    Wyong police is spot on 12 years ago I witnessed off duty local cops gate crash a teenagers birthday

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

    • @EikoandMog
      @EikoandMog 2 года назад +22

      The "Gosford of Gosford" is so accurate.

    • @kylesmith6279
      @kylesmith6279 2 года назад +7

      Was this on Pollock Ave, Wyong,. I was at a party around then, same situation haha.

    • @cthomas3782
      @cthomas3782 2 года назад +4

      @@kylesmith6279 Na corner of Anzac Ave near the school lol.

    • @mikespike2099
      @mikespike2099 2 года назад +7

      Wyong has a law unto itself Its the Wild Wyong and anything goes

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG 2 года назад +460

    I checked my local station, and I found a handful of three/four-star reviews that I thought were worth a read:
    "I had a great 2 night stay I can't complain if it's a free hotel but I had one problem the food was a little gross and the bed was a little small"
    "cells were comfortable could do with some more leg room was a pleasant over night stay great staff but substandard food and beverages" (What is it with people treating this police station like it's a hotel?)
    "Arcitech was a bit bland really"

    • @Triforceman1
      @Triforceman1 2 года назад +7

      They never heard the proverb about the gift horse

    • @av0cat0
      @av0cat0 2 года назад +3

      Ah good old Christies Beach 😄

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

    • @hairyscary8511
      @hairyscary8511 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

    • @jess1726
      @jess1726 2 года назад +2

      To the internet police: they see me trolling, they hating, scrolling they trying to catch me typing dirty, my memes are so loud the cops are saying, scrolling they trying to catch me typing dirty

  • @_letstartariot
    @_letstartariot 2 года назад +1137

    Doctors do the Hippocratic Oath. Do no harm. US cops seemingly take an oath to Do Harm whilst Australian cops take an oath to Do Nothing. It’s the Hypocritical Oath.

    • @illpunchyouintheface9094
      @illpunchyouintheface9094 2 года назад

      USA cops might kill 100 people a day, but AUS cops will literally watch a crime happen and do nothing if it means they have to try.

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад +22

      Lol, "do no harm" but forced harmful waxeens on everyone

    • @patricklyons7683
      @patricklyons7683 2 года назад

      Succinct =Z=

    • @wokencs330
      @wokencs330 2 года назад +104

      @@ps5hasnogames55 but nobody has forced you to take it

  • @micaymue5683
    @micaymue5683 Год назад +3

    my favourite is for blacktown police station
    "After immigrating to Australia I was told by my friend that Blacktown was a good place to live, after moving in I was ecstatic after the 5th day I woke up to find myself near a river. It took me 3 days to walk back home, I have absolutely no idea how I ended up there and suspect it was my neighbour." 1 star.

  • @dantemadden1533
    @dantemadden1533 2 года назад +20

    My local cop shop is just the best of the best, looked at the reviews and I was not disappointed one of the best ones I saw was “Go report a crime then be insulted by a police officer Victoria's finest”, I can also tell you about when my dad got jumped by 3 or 4 known crims in my area, my dad had told the coppers to take him to the hospital because something didn’t feel right to which they refused, my dad asked a few more times only to the the response “ if you don’t stop asking we’ll arrest you”, my dad the next morning took himself to the hospital and found out he had a fractured skull, Shepparton cops are lazy Pigs that only care if drugs are involved or if you’re speeding

  • @patcummins6036
    @patcummins6036 2 года назад +88

    Friendly Jordies, can you please review the bus John Barilaro was thrown under by his former chief of staff?
    Do you think a good steam clean would get the shitty smell outta the chassis?
    Or should I look for a different bus to turn into travelling brothel?

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

    • @nicnicnict
      @nicnicnict 2 года назад +2

      John was driving the bus tho, he just hit him self trying to ghost ride it.

  • @meaghan5434
    @meaghan5434 2 года назад +12

    Do the worst Coles supermarkets. I'd love to see which one is worse, the sketchy dero hubs or the dilapidated old shitbox buildings with a Coles logo slapped on it.

  • @sirguinea3513
    @sirguinea3513 Год назад +2

    Police station near me is not staffed *at all*. I *mean* never. We occasionally get patrols on the road from another city, but otherwise there are literally no police here.

  • @pandora8610
    @pandora8610 2 года назад +33

    I figure the odds of any given person in Gosford being on drugs are pretty high regardless of whether they crash into you or not.
    And ain't it great to see the coast so well represented on this list.

    • @fireskycam9889
      @fireskycam9889 2 года назад +9

      Come to WOY WOY where they just pull you up and say you have to give them ID.
      I've been pulled up in my car by them a few times and they demand to see my drivers licence.
      When I ask if I've done anything wrong, his reply was "I'm checking to see if you're wanted".
      He then stuck his head into my car and started looking around. He then said you can go.
      They also stopped me going to see my DVA psychiatrist (I did 33 years in the army and came out rather messed up) by not allowing me to get on the train.
      His excuse was that he didn't know how to read the "Concession Codes" on my free travel card and therefore I wasn't allowed to travel.
      Mine has the Code "ED" which is Ex Defence and allows free travel due to being on a DVA Gold Card.
      His final excuse for not letting me go to see my Psychiatrist was "Because I said so".
      He told me that my Concession Card had been reported stolen.
      But after I showed him my DVA Gold Card with the same name on it, he gave it back to me.
      I sat at home for three days wanting to end it all. I tried to lodge a complaint but was laughed at.
      Each time I asked them to identify themselves and each time they refused.
      I have no respect for them now and wouldn't urinate on them if they were on fire.

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

    • @coffeeeeeeeeee
      @coffeeeeeeeeee 2 года назад +2

      Sorry Fire Sky, im glad you were strong and got through. That would have been hell they are lucky you didn't take it out on them. I wish you can be healthy and peaceful in your heart if possible and thank you for serving for so long. You obviously care a lot about our country stay safe 🙏

    • @jess1726
      @jess1726 2 года назад

      To the internet police: they see me trolling, they hating, scrolling they trying to catch me typing dirty, my memes are so loud the cops are saying, scrolling they trying to catch me typing dirty

  • @gusanator7437
    @gusanator7437 2 года назад +4

    Worst Thai massage parlour’s

  • @-Kailinn-
    @-Kailinn- 2 года назад +2

    A few years back in bankstown I watched an asian lady jaywalking in front of 5 police officers standing around doing nothing, and it was 30 cms from a crossing. So naturally they descended on her like vultures, and when questioned she pulled out the classic "No English". The very next day around the same area I watched a female police officer come out of a shop and jaywalk across the road, but in her defence the crossing was a few meters away so she would've had to put effort in to get to it.

    • @cc1210
      @cc1210 2 года назад

      Jaywalking is a shit law and only Australia loves policing it.

  • @JASHIKO_
    @JASHIKO_ 2 года назад +7

    Have a go at worst Dentists in Australia!
    People hate them at the best of times.

  • @falaramal3979
    @falaramal3979 2 года назад +11

    As someone who lives in Queanbeyan the loud cars hooning around at 3am are a nightly occurrence. You also regularly see one totalled by the side of the road in the morning

    • @nuztuz903
      @nuztuz903 2 года назад +1

      mark webber is from there and in his book he said he did exactly the same thing

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

  • @CheeseInTheOven
    @CheeseInTheOven 2 года назад +8

    4:56 Pretty sure Australia has a constitution, written down and proclaimed just after federation (obviously not as important as the American constitution to yankees but netherless)

    • @simonainscough619
      @simonainscough619 2 года назад

      do a bit of study you will be rudely surprised, how lizzie is still the boss of everything and we dont have any guaranteed rights ala the yanks

    • @xbfalcon83
      @xbfalcon83 2 года назад

      Netherless?

    • @ugthump2753
      @ugthump2753 2 года назад

      The Commonwealth of Australia Constitution Act 1900 is an Act of the UK Parliament, voted into law by UK politicians.

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад +1

      @@ugthump2753 well gee its almost like in 1900 the UK had direct rule over us as we weren't federated yet. shocking huh.

  • @HighOverlordSnarffieBeagle
    @HighOverlordSnarffieBeagle Год назад

    small town here, cop had to take off 8 weeks from work when his foot went to the floor and cracked a bone in his foot, the floor was at the police station

  • @itookallthenames
    @itookallthenames 2 года назад +6

    Our local cop had a slogan in the local newsletter “lock it or loose it”. It was corrected after about 20 issues by an editor and he CHANGED IT BACK by the following month

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames 2 года назад

      @@ps5hasnogames55 a fuel tanker exploded in Laos, damaging several nearby vehicles

  • @nicholasashton768
    @nicholasashton768 Год назад +2

    Worst private schools in Australia

  • @tosh_is_me942
    @tosh_is_me942 10 месяцев назад +1

    9:00 "im on smoko!"

  • @Stipe_Tapped
    @Stipe_Tapped 2 года назад +1

    Wyong basically exists somewhere between Dante's sixth and seventh circles

    • @davidlee8521
      @davidlee8521 2 года назад +1

      Watanobbi IGA is the boundary of 6, and I think 7 goes to the end of Tuggerah Straight.
      Could be worse Bruz would be in the 8th, so at least we don't have to put up with him.

    • @Stipe_Tapped
      @Stipe_Tapped 2 года назад

      @@davidlee8521 🤣😭💀

  • @RadicalValkyrie
    @RadicalValkyrie 2 года назад +4

    Looked up my local Police station and all the bad reviews were the same...no one seems to like the "blonde woman at the front desk". 😄

  • @kinghard420
    @kinghard420 2 года назад

    I had a misshap in Adelaide Friday night... and the only police officers that could help were in Glenelg which is 30 minutes away from the scene.

    • @lilnate3951
      @lilnate3951 2 года назад

      Because there just literally aren’t enough operational Police in South Australia

    • @kinghard420
      @kinghard420 2 года назад

      @@lilnate3951 it's fucked aye

  • @smalltime0
    @smalltime0 2 года назад +1

    131 444 is the non-priority number. They'll just get a unit to look at it when they are nearby and have the time.

  • @jakeytedesco3003
    @jakeytedesco3003 2 года назад

    Yes, the Smashing Pumpkins 1979 music vid had Darcy Wretzky dressed as the old lady

  • @commanderson89
    @commanderson89 2 года назад +1

    "Who are you?"
    "Scruffy. The officer."
    "Can you do something about these youths?"
    "I'm orrrn break..."

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

  • @missjustice2730
    @missjustice2730 2 года назад

    Ambos in SA all work 12hr shifts. Even getting a break where they return to station is now obsolete. Ramping and lack of beds and ambulances cause the job to be both frustrating and dangerous due to disgruntled patients and the public. It's total BS. Yet to see the promises to the voters. ...sigh

  • @lifeoftheparty2121
    @lifeoftheparty2121 2 года назад

    Ive seen hurstville police pull that 'sorry we're on break' crap when a bunch of teenagers were beating up a disabled man and somebody grabbed them to break it up

  • @chellybub
    @chellybub 2 года назад

    Swinging nuts means doing "donuts" in a car... You duffer hahahaha. But I like the image you paint.
    Also I've climbed on that penguin... The bottleo up the road a bit sold booze to underage girls and boys when I was a pup. But at least they were like "nah duck you can only buy little bottles, if you want the big ones I need to see ID" it was funny as lol. He knew what was going on 😅

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it..

  • @darkjedi9188
    @darkjedi9188 2 года назад +2

    NAAAAH QUEANBEYAN POLICE ARE FUCKEN AWESOME. My front number plate was stolen from my car parked in front of my house. They sent two cops over that night to just check out the situation etc. Then at 6am the next morning the senior constable was out there dusting for fucking finger prints. Then later on that arvo another officer spent what may have been hours door knocking and ask for neighbour CCTV. They were devoted to my front number plate. In amazement and equal amusement, I thought. I pay fuck all tax.

    • @Yoshi278
      @Yoshi278 2 года назад +2

      Its either that or they gotta wrestle with a strung out ice addict. I know I'd prefer to play treasure hunters too lol.

  • @jimmyb101
    @jimmyb101 2 года назад +1

    I'm originally from Tasmania and those Tassie jokes are crakers, great job. Idea for another video, the stupidest crimes, for example I heard of 2 guy's in Melb many years ago that held up a service station and as the guy working there was doing his nightly duties , they yell drop it, he drops the bag he was carrying and the robbers run away with the bag, later they find out it was just a bag of rubbish. Crap crime

  • @davegardner4569
    @davegardner4569 2 года назад

    Something about tall pricks and being shown up by a tiny bush shearer

  • @alwaysright3718
    @alwaysright3718 2 года назад +1

    That's easy... Hendra Station in Brisbane QLD... they excel at protecting toilet paper at supermarkets and getting fat by not doing any work catching criminals or returning stolen goods...

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it..

  • @davegardner4569
    @davegardner4569 2 года назад

    You can see a text about yandy pot. Grass and something about Colin Winchester'

  • @dilligaf8349
    @dilligaf8349 11 месяцев назад

    Pretty funny only using google reviews but go through the long wait for accessing freedom of information and find the stations with the most complaints made against them. Narellan is up there and Gosford. But it's always an inhouse investigation, never goes anywhere unless you get serious backing. A lot live out the oaks and lakes land they band together if ya find one ya find ten more.

  • @liamalexander4054
    @liamalexander4054 Год назад

    0:20 Idk why but I cried laughing at this top intro lmao

  • @jakescott6426
    @jakescott6426 Год назад

    The Penguin Police bit killed me! Bwah, bwah, bwah....

  • @Blluren
    @Blluren 2 года назад

    "Worst police stations in Australia"
    *Only does ones in NSW, and like one in TAS* ...

  • @ContinuedOak
    @ContinuedOak Год назад

    I live in Wyong, once I called the cops because 3 teenagers tried to break into my property and stab me and a bunch of other residents, basically cops showed up and hour later, to do a check on someone else to make sure they were still home (they were on house arrest). Spoke with them for abit, turns out they never even heard it get dispatched out.
    They also made fun of me for being colourblind

  • @Ivy-bw3it
    @Ivy-bw3it 2 года назад +1

    QUEANBEYAN RESIDENT PRIDE. So happy to see the boys in blue get the praise they deserve. Dogs.

  • @poo55555
    @poo55555 Год назад +1

    Worst Cashies. Would love to see those reviews! Cash Converters, whatever you call it.

  • @MafiaboysWorld
    @MafiaboysWorld 2 года назад

    "Here's another ad for KFC..."
    *RUclips proceeds to play me a TikTok ad then one for Crimson Global Academy*
    Well played Jordan, well played. 🤣🤣👍

  • @scoutygoodness4104
    @scoutygoodness4104 2 года назад

    "Wyong. The Gosford of Gosford" 😂😂

  • @davegardner4569
    @davegardner4569 2 года назад

    After legal argument some thing unheard off in Australian courts unless you can afford 9000 a day for a qc

  • @fab3laundry
    @fab3laundry Год назад

    I am so happy that I am not the only one who knows that you can get immediate police attention if you lose your hair tie in rich suburbs, but if you have been assaulted by drug addicts in your own home and they are stealing everything you own including your underwear, they won’t show up until you call them back the next day to see if they have any intention of showing up.

  • @Kaonashineko
    @Kaonashineko 2 года назад +1

    North Queensland is where the gold is at man, Townsville or anywhere in that region is just the most wild bogans.

  • @ludi_64
    @ludi_64 2 года назад

    Worst Cashies PLEASE! That would be amazing

  • @JackFrawley101
    @JackFrawley101 2 года назад +1

    "here's another ad for KFC" and then I get a midroll ad for hungry jacks. Unacceptable

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

  • @Mystninja
    @Mystninja 2 года назад

    Lethbridge park. The Mount Druitt of Mount Druitt

  • @conza1989
    @conza1989 2 года назад

    Btw, fairly new subscriber, quite like the dave's dinners stuff (plus the regular stuff, pretty much all of your stuff honestly).

  • @hairyscary8511
    @hairyscary8511 2 года назад

    Only reason there's no Mt Druitt cop shop reviews as everyone knows its a no star experience😅

  • @cinderspyre
    @cinderspyre 25 дней назад

    You can tell he reads Cicero and not The Examiner. "Swing nuts" = doing doughnuts in a car. Get some bogan up ya Jordan

  • @Explosivefox109
    @Explosivefox109 2 года назад

    Wyong, the Gosford of Gosford.

  • @nickbarker1616
    @nickbarker1616 2 года назад

    Worst red roosters/chicken shops in Australia

  • @brucegibbins3792
    @brucegibbins3792 Год назад

    A suggestion for the adult male. Australia's most salubrious brothel/drive in bank/Bottle O.

  • @todcarter110
    @todcarter110 Год назад

    There was also the time the cops stole my weed and pipe and made me and a mate do community service at their copshop where i had to sweep the driveway and put the gravel on top of stripped dope plants in the wheelie bin. My mate stole one of their bretho's and they never said anything. Lol. That was mid 90's it had to be worth thousands. We had to work in intervals so we weren't there together at the same time. One day i arrived and he had cleaned all their cars, then their was a robbery call at a servo a cpl km's down the road. There was a siren going off and they all ran out to their cars, only to find they wouldn't start. Turns out my mate had squirted the TRIX Dishwashing liquid up their exhaust and then shoved the hose up there filling it with water! LMFAO. It took around 30 seconds or so before they started and shot out all the bubbles and water out the exhaust. It was our last day and i thought we were in deep shit coz of that dumbass. Then i seen the Cheif piss himself laughing with his big santa claus gut bobbing up n down n thought whoa these dudes are funny cunts. Ahh the 90's. They did steal my weed though It was a $50worth in a n actual coin bag n they wrote down ''Size of two 50c coins'' and they never even put the pipe on the record they kept it the cunts. It was a good pipe though so i can see why they kept it and took most of the weed. We were only 11 or 12 so we weren't saying anything.

  • @jakegargiulo5101
    @jakegargiulo5101 2 года назад

    Who knows police stations?
    Also are 18 inch rims big? Mine are 19 and they look pretty normal.

  • @terminalvelocity3132
    @terminalvelocity3132 2 года назад

    Do you reckon Campbelltown would have got an extra star if the cop had shown up in an Uber?

  • @kuzukaze666
    @kuzukaze666 2 года назад

    Pootie Tang reference that I did not expect. 10/10

  • @congruentcrib
    @congruentcrib Год назад

    I swear, people in the US complain about the police doing too much, Australians complain about them doing nothing.
    Also this is what happens when you defund police… they can’t afford to employ people who actually care about their jobs, don’t have good equipment and education, and apparently don’t have cars either.

  • @dilligaf8349
    @dilligaf8349 11 месяцев назад

    They are paid for dinner breaks so when the poop hits the fan ya go do ya bloody job

  • @resourcedragon
    @resourcedragon 2 года назад

    You might like to review post offices. I gave the post office that fails to deliver my parcels a one star review.

    • @mickryan2450
      @mickryan2450 Год назад

      Yes dont send anything of value from maitland nsw or find out the hard way

  • @jessegraves1371
    @jessegraves1371 2 года назад

    Can we surely get the worst centrelinks in Australia? I'll even chuck up some reviews of the ones I've been to myself.

  • @pollbun7490
    @pollbun7490 2 года назад

    Do australias worst gas stations

  • @dewy7392
    @dewy7392 2 года назад +1

    worst bunnings and servos matteeee!!!!

  • @tHa1Rune
    @tHa1Rune 2 года назад

    Now this is content the Australian system cannot ignore or gaslight.. keep it up Jordies.

  • @fgfhjfhjfbhfghf5771
    @fgfhjfhjfbhfghf5771 2 года назад

    A guy I know lost his license and when he called the ambulance because his wife just tried to kill herself the cops came and starting harassing him about his car being warm 1312

  • @anguscos4506
    @anguscos4506 2 года назад

    do worst train stations in australia 2

  • @davegardner4569
    @davegardner4569 2 года назад

    Well they didn't and for it to be any where near this council building is pure coription

  • @patrickgray3796
    @patrickgray3796 2 года назад

    Hey guys, a good review checker is Australia's worst medical centres it really is a good laugh worth looking into :)

  • @ballsyau1974
    @ballsyau1974 2 года назад

    I reported a crime to our local police station. They responded with " what do you want is to do about it"

  • @bigfella6530
    @bigfella6530 2 года назад +388

    Must give credit to Kristine Singh who wrote this under Marrickville Police Station:
    "The officer was a dick"
    Then theres Mr Smith Western who wrote
    "Very fast
    I was chased, caught, arrested, charged, and fingerprinted and place in holding cell in less than 1 hour
    Thank you for a great experience"
    True Blue Aussie Legend

    • @balung
      @balung 2 года назад +6

      Laughing in the Territory at this.

    • @almost.sweettalk.caffeine
      @almost.sweettalk.caffeine 10 месяцев назад +1

      Have dealt with Marrickville cop shop before. Useless lol 🤣😭

  • @jaffertv
    @jaffertv 2 года назад +259

    "gonna look at the povo suburbs" and then immediately looks at my local cop shop.... Might need to move

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

    • @jaffertv
      @jaffertv 2 года назад

      @@ps5hasnogames55 nice and related to my comment

    • @DW_25
      @DW_25 Год назад

      HAHA yeah Campbelltown coppers are dickheads from experience

    • @Trapsarentgay133
      @Trapsarentgay133 Год назад +4

      @@jaffertv good ol scrambletown

  • @clickbaitcan5401
    @clickbaitcan5401 2 года назад +433

    I remember I asked my dad what he thought of the NSW police and he said "they're the best police force money can buy!"

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

    • @clickbaitcan5401
      @clickbaitcan5401 2 года назад

      @@ps5hasnogames55 that's great! The more corruption exposed the better no matter what political party it comes from.

    • @mryan89
      @mryan89 2 года назад +24

      Hahahaha I get it

    • @peterosmond5742
      @peterosmond5742 2 года назад +19

      @@mryan89 thank god I got worried there for a second

    • @oligultonn
      @oligultonn Год назад

      @Anon Commenter as a foreigner who doesn't know anything about NSW stuff this is not surprising since modern Australia is made up of the ancestors of English convicts, inbred welsh people, irish people and a handful of aboriginals.

  • @ricodevega109
    @ricodevega109 2 года назад +590

    I moved to the wyong area. When we were house hunting I tried for one place. Showed up for open house and the real estate agent told me it was cancelled because the son of the owner was inside and refusing to let anybody see the house. Another house I was looking at refused to let me see it because they wanted to take it off market to do 'roof repairs'. A few weeks later that entire suburb was shut down because of an active shooter in the area. Felt like I really.... dodged a bullet.

    • @Triforceman1
      @Triforceman1 2 года назад +29

      Oh, Wyong

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

    • @jess1726
      @jess1726 2 года назад +3

      To the internet police: they see me trolling, they hating, scrolling they trying to catch me typing dirty, my memes are so loud the cops are saying, scrolling they trying to catch me typing dirty

    • @kylesmith6279
      @kylesmith6279 2 года назад +19

      Lived in Tacoma, adjacent to Wyong, I remember the active shooter situation. We've had a few in recent shootings, murders, over the recent years. The shop owner near the train station has been stabbed a few times.
      Wyong.

    • @mikespike2099
      @mikespike2099 2 года назад +5

      Hahahaha you must have not been local to go house hunting in Wyong in the first place! Its like the armpit of the Newcastle/Sydney Coast

  • @JimmethMM
    @JimmethMM 2 года назад +108

    An actual review for Woden Police Station (ACT):
    Apparently they don't investigate "hit and run's" because it "takes up too much time" and "is not worth the trouble"

    • @bushturkey798
      @bushturkey798 Год назад +20

      Just think of all the politicians kids that would be arrested if they did!

  • @tylechr1838
    @tylechr1838 2 года назад +119

    it’s time jordie. time to find yilmaz

    • @TheDreamingBean
      @TheDreamingBean 2 года назад +14

      I was looking for this comment. Nice to see you here tylechr

    • @dominicphillips6046
      @dominicphillips6046 Год назад +1

      Yo, tyle, can you tell jordiez to do worst elevators in Australia?
      Chur, ❤️ your work

    • @a_normal_georgian
      @a_normal_georgian Год назад

      Lool

  • @DashCamOwnersAustralia
    @DashCamOwnersAustralia 2 года назад +36

    The review at 3:45 is just my average Email.

    • @QuilloManar
      @QuilloManar 2 года назад

      Was not expecting you guys here!

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it...

  • @kylestolk4699
    @kylestolk4699 2 года назад +106

    Please please please do worst maccas in Australia, some of Nowra's google reviews are friggin hilarious

    • @watsisbuttndo829
      @watsisbuttndo829 2 года назад +6

      I had the misfortune of stopping at M1 northbound maccas last week at about 11:30 at night, there was only two other customers in the place yet it looked like a friggin garbage tip. There was no way the tables, floor or shitters had been cleaned all day.

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

    • @feebiecollins1501
      @feebiecollins1501 2 года назад +1

      Murray bridgeee

    • @spamviking
      @spamviking 2 года назад +6

      Engadine for reasons.

    • @esmeraldagreengate4354
      @esmeraldagreengate4354 2 года назад

      Stawell Macca's. No one goes there after dinner because it will kill you.

  • @sharkiehuhaha
    @sharkiehuhaha 2 года назад +173

    used to catch a bus home from work at like 1am from the bus stop right outside campbelltown police station and i could probably write a book about all the random encounters i had. absolute specimens

    • @photosynthesiser4279
      @photosynthesiser4279 2 года назад +8

      Dayum it's always boring a bit past peak hour. Always 6 of them doing shit all or on the rare occasion, tackling some dude up the stairs

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

    • @mikespike2099
      @mikespike2099 2 года назад +2

      Please do - you should have a patron column on FJ channel

  • @TwoWrights
    @TwoWrights 2 года назад +65

    "Wyong: The Gosford of Gosford" is the best description of Wyong I've ever heard, and I've lived in Gosford, Wyong, Woy Woy, and Springfield.

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

    • @ringsystemmusic
      @ringsystemmusic Год назад +2

      There’s an Australian town named Woy Woy? 😂

    • @slicer2938
      @slicer2938 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@ringsystemmusicI'm guessing Ur not Australian but yest there's a town called woy woy. there's even an entire city called Wollongong. look, the names are indigenous and were often the interpretation of colonials saying "I think that's what he said, not sure tho"

    • @audreydoyle5268
      @audreydoyle5268 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@slicer2938 it's like how the name for our jumping cow-rabbit came to be: kangaroo. They were actually saying Kallangar: a town in Moreton Bay.

  • @darrenhepe1189
    @darrenhepe1189 2 года назад +83

    Live in Logan (only 400m from the police station), one night we heard what sounded like shots fired outside from the road. Bundled the kids into centre house (brick wall) hallway hunkered down and called the police. Called our neighbour before they arrived who had CCTV pointed at the street and our driveway, she reviewed it and saw a car pull outside our other neighbours house (housing commission) and a series of flashes out of the car windows, then the car speeding off. When the police arrived, they told us not to worry, they had heard there was illegal fireworks in the area. I told them about what our neighbour saw on her CCTV and they could talk to her to look at the CCTV. Police officer said yeah, they would do that. They then hurried across to their car without talking to our neighbour and drove off in a hurry. I was completely stunned.

    • @princepariah6615
      @princepariah6615 2 года назад +10

      I’ve lived in Logan for a year and Jesus Christ, it’s so derro

    • @FreedomForAll2013
      @FreedomForAll2013 2 года назад +6

      Being completely stunnded seems to be a common theme

    • @bushturkey798
      @bushturkey798 Год назад +6

      Yep, thats logan. One officer st that station "complimented" me on having a perfect skin oil ratio for fingerprinting.
      Apparently some people hands are so dry or oily the scanner cant read em.

    • @LilYee-vs2sv
      @LilYee-vs2sv 2 месяца назад

      Yeah that sounds like Logan

    • @sakurajima4197
      @sakurajima4197 Месяц назад

      I live round here too, the cops somehow don't do nothing when a drug deal happens right in front of their station but do something when they get the wrong address thrice broke the damn gate at 12 AM and decided to shine lights in

  • @theenchiladakid1866
    @theenchiladakid1866 2 года назад +35

    I once lived in a town where the police showed up 2 hours after stabbing because..
    When the crime was first reported it was 30 minutes before shift change

  • @TheGMac316
    @TheGMac316 2 года назад +44

    I'm honestly surprised Goulburn NSW didn't get a mention the cops are shocking there got a good story to tell with that one

    • @mikespike2099
      @mikespike2099 2 года назад +2

      Yeah ... they post the worst cops in these bogan capitals as a form of inner police discipline and punishment. The result is you get a cycle of poor police quality because the cops hate being their as well.

    • @Casey_Ezaziel
      @Casey_Ezaziel 2 года назад +2

      Yeah fuck me I work there occasionally and have had to call the cops a few times for a few delightfully interesting individuals. That and Leeton that's pretty rough

  • @Mr_M_History
    @Mr_M_History 2 года назад +49

    What niche Aussie memory do we want next fam?

    • @mattymerr701
      @mattymerr701 2 года назад +12

      Abusing shool computers to play cracked versions of Halo in a class-wide lan party?
      Or maybe every time year 12s put bleach into water pistols on muckup day, put soap or jelly into fountains, or arrive dressed as middle easterners on a helicopter?

    • @saintabel5195
      @saintabel5195 2 года назад

      @@mattymerr701 Yeiip what he said. Jorides ya Golbin you got mission.

    • @Katherine-wx1kh
      @Katherine-wx1kh 2 года назад +2

      I hope we get a cashies one! Congratulations on the victory Mr Mitchell!

    • @roastytoasty8559
      @roastytoasty8559 2 года назад

      i dont know to be Aussie and not absorb everyone else culture.

    • @_billyjackson
      @_billyjackson 2 года назад

      Worst public swimming pool

  • @DarKcS2
    @DarKcS2 2 года назад +40

    When can we expect the "The Worst Brothels in Australia" special?

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

    • @lilliq7265
      @lilliq7265 2 года назад +3

      Yes please 😀

    • @missjustice2730
      @missjustice2730 2 года назад +2

      I don't think they could do an accurate episode as its illegal in most states still. *Extreme eye roll

  • @chrisbooy
    @chrisbooy 2 года назад +154

    Go straight to the heart of Australian culture.... Worst Bunnings Reviews.... bonus points for people 1 starring because they weren't happy with their sausage sizzle 🙂🤘

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

    • @ShadowGaming-ft4fh
      @ShadowGaming-ft4fh Год назад

      Or they went on a Tuesday and the sizzle wasn't running

  • @emmaholloway2516
    @emmaholloway2516 2 года назад +174

    Can we please have a "The worst shopping centres in Australia " video!!! You could do a whole 10 minute video on Eastlands & Northgate (Tas)alone!! Just this past fortnight there have multiple assaults on workers & shoppers at my local. The whole country is going to shit, I swear.

    • @VULCA_TL
      @VULCA_TL 2 года назад +5

      This ^ - Northgate is an utter shitshow lmao

    • @Triforceman1
      @Triforceman1 2 года назад +1

      I just laugh

    • @jojothefine
      @jojothefine 2 года назад +1

      Yes please. I've got a good centre to submit.

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

    • @haydenwilliams2411
      @haydenwilliams2411 2 года назад +8

      Erina fair
      Pacific fair
      Westfield Bankstown
      Stocklands nowra
      Sunshine plaza

  • @Sicarius_Avindar
    @Sicarius_Avindar 2 года назад +28

    8:53 Kiwi here, and my old man had that one once.
    He was at Maccas, getting dinner, and a couple drunks were trying to pick a fight with the employees near the counter, so my old man called the cops and stood in the only open entrance to the staff area.
    Two cops walked in, walked *past the drunks* and ordered their dinner.
    My old man asked the cops "Hey, aren't you guys here to deal with that?"
    "Nope. We're on break. Didn't even know this was happening." and they just.... did nothing.

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

    • @esmeraldagreengate4354
      @esmeraldagreengate4354 2 года назад +6

      Had a similar thing happen at the Macca's I worked at. A meth head came in and started arguing with our maintenance guy and the BIN. We called the police, who are diagonally across the street, no one came for four hours and they were there for their lunch 🤦‍♀️

    • @HappyNecromancer
      @HappyNecromancer 2 года назад +3

      Similar here, had a dude chase a teen into a bathroom and smash through the door before wandering off. We didn't know if the dude who tried to attack him was lurking around still so we both hid. Was on the phone waiting for police for 2 hours and no one came.

    • @randomdude4669
      @randomdude4669 2 года назад +2

      the only thing aus cops can do is sit behind a speed camera

    • @dhenderson1810
      @dhenderson1810 Месяц назад

      Union rules.

  • @toga20000
    @toga20000 2 года назад +14

    Worked in Wyong for 13 years. Customer service. I have never had so many naked drunk blokes walk in, WTF. When I stopped working there, go figure never see buck naked people anymore….

    • @nekromanda
      @nekromanda 2 года назад +3

      Worked customer service in Wyong too, had a guy grab a 1.25l Fanta from the fridge and walk out while saying he’d pay us back, someone took a bear sized dump in the middle of our bathroom floor, and while off work but in the area, had the pleasure of being verbally threatened by that psycho who killed her partner after she was done cooking sausages. Such a lovely place!

  • @lachlan398
    @lachlan398 2 года назад +20

    Aussie battler who moved from Griffith to Queanbeyan here and ill i can say is that that hinda civic with the 18 inch rims is definitely real.

    • @lachlan398
      @lachlan398 2 года назад +4

      Side note, moved from cool Old school Mafia Griffith which has the best southern italian food in Australia(im not kidding) to the electorate of shitty wannabe al capone John Bruzilaro. Ironic isnt it.

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

    • @ben-km6uu
      @ben-km6uu 2 года назад +3

      FInally some Quangers representation!

  • @Bagster321
    @Bagster321 2 года назад +31

    Who's looking forward to Jordies inevitable video on bruz admitting he created the New York job for himself after he quit parliament?

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames 2 года назад +7

      Kind of puts the i quit cos I was bullied under question

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

    • @Bagster321
      @Bagster321 2 года назад

      @@ps5hasnogames55 oh hi Tim did your old account get deleted?

    • @nerimo3442
      @nerimo3442 2 года назад +1

      Unfortunately its unlikely that will happen as Jordan isnt allowed to comment on Barilaro publicly as part of his court case settlement, until and unless Barilaro reenters politics. (Or so my understanding of the defamation lawsuit is)

  • @douglassmithe9799
    @douglassmithe9799 2 года назад +123

    I didn't know Australia had a constitution either. I now know I'm exactly as smart as a Gosford police officer. This is a good day for me.

    • @_letstartariot
      @_letstartariot 2 года назад +18

      It is taught in high schools. In year 11/12 IF you elect to do Legal Studies. I think many Australians don’t know cos it ain’t indoctrinated into you like in the US.

    • @krissteel4074
      @krissteel4074 2 года назад

      I knew we have one and have heard subjective complaints its really not very good.
      But you've got to sympathise with the Gosford police who've probably just had to deal with a meth head painting the town brown with his own excrement or Baz and Terry punching each other unconscious outside the pub

    • @fireskycam9889
      @fireskycam9889 2 года назад +22

      Come on one station south to WOY WOY where they just pull you up and say you have to give them ID.
      I've been pulled up in my car by them a few times and they demand to see my drivers licence.
      When I ask if I've done anything wrong, his reply was "I'm checking to see if you're wanted".
      He then stuck his head into my car and started looking around. He then said you can go.
      They also stopped me going to see my DVA psychiatrist (I did 33 years in the army and came out rather messed up) by not allowing me to get on the train.
      His excuse was that he didn't know how to read the "Concession Codes" on my free travel card and therefore I wasn't allowed to travel.
      Mine has the Code "ED" which is Ex Defence and allows free travel due to being on a DVA Gold Card.
      His final excuse for not letting me go to see my Psychiatrist was "Because I said so".
      He told me that my Concession Card had been reported stolen.
      But after I showed him my DVA Good Card with the same name on it, he gave it back to me.
      I sat at home for three days wanting to end it all. I tried to lodge a complaint but was laughed at.
      I have no respect for them now and wouldn't urinate on them if they were on fire.

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye 2 года назад +6

      Didn't you see The Castle?

    • @patcummins6036
      @patcummins6036 2 года назад +1

      Dumb lady copper! Even animals have a constitution. Years ago a footy caller stated,
      “ He has the constitution of a lion!”
      Now would an ABC football commentator tell a lie?

  • @mungbeanization
    @mungbeanization 2 года назад +10

    Yo Jordies. When the Launceston dude was referring to “swinging nuts” I’m pretty sure he means ,,,,donuts. In a car. Car donuts mate.

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

  • @Gene_4160
    @Gene_4160 2 года назад +9

    >Does a worst police stations video
    >First one is campbelltown
    what else did I expect

  • @xariacampbell
    @xariacampbell 2 года назад +75

    2 weeks from right now i’ll be flying to australia for a work holiday and these videos just make me more excited to come.

    • @crypticutopia7228
      @crypticutopia7228 2 года назад +16

      Have fun mate! Stop past Adelaide if you can, people talk shit about it but it's honestly a great place.

    • @Hans-in8yi
      @Hans-in8yi 2 года назад +4

      @@crypticutopia7228 Oath

    • @xariacampbell
      @xariacampbell 2 года назад +15

      @@crypticutopia7228 i lost my right to be judgmental about places when i was born in the american mid west :(
      seriously though, from what i’ve seen adelaide looks great and i already decided i want to visit if not stay there for awhile.

    • @crypticutopia7228
      @crypticutopia7228 2 года назад +4

      @@xariacampbell That's great! I hope you have a wonderful time in Australia.

    • @maximumzest245
      @maximumzest245 2 года назад +8

      Adelaide is basically a garden shed in the desert

  • @xXxScarletAngelxXx
    @xXxScarletAngelxXx 2 года назад +12

    Grew up in Penguin. Not a whole lot happened that required the police when I was there. There was a double homicide, but pretty quiet otherwise. My strongest recollection of an interaction with the Penguin Police was when the constable came to the high school and told us 14 year olds that in 10 years about 20 of us would be dead.

    • @balung
      @balung 2 года назад

      Bwhaaaa in 10 years 20 of you dead...LOL.

    • @trouty7947
      @trouty7947 10 месяцев назад

      Those damn penguins are a menace i see

  • @ashleyember6822
    @ashleyember6822 2 года назад +15

    I had a metal pipe thrown through front window and took pipe to police station and told desk sarge what happened.
    He looked at me with a blank expression and said "what do you want me to do'?
    I replied to desk sarge "are you going to at least take my details and write them down"?
    Desk sarge said ,no.

    • @watsisbuttndo829
      @watsisbuttndo829 2 года назад +5

      Had someone smash the window of my car , rip my dashboard up to break the ignition lock and attempt to steal it. He ran off when he saw me coming. Called cops and got same response you did. Cheers guys.

    • @ashleyember6822
      @ashleyember6822 2 года назад

      @@watsisbuttndo829 But they make announcements in the media saying they want ALL crimes reported no matter what it is!
      They really do care about us😳😳😳

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

    • @ashleyember6822
      @ashleyember6822 2 года назад

      @@ps5hasnogames55 What these gooses do not understand is the majority of Australians have their favorite party ,be it Labor or Liberal and they are both morally and ethically bankrupt.
      Anybody who cannot see that is an idiot!
      They cannot be charged because as you can see they are above the law.
      Police go after little people for petty stuff.
      The real criminals are the politicians,Lib-Labs .
      One party (Cartel) pretending we have a choice.

  • @allieniner675
    @allieniner675 2 года назад +13

    PLS DO WORST EMERGENCY DEPARTMENTS 😂 oh or even better worst psych wards bc I could give you some stories 😂

  • @scribojello3778
    @scribojello3778 2 года назад +6

    Worst FAMILY lawyers, that's gotta be juicy.
    I wanna hear a 1 star review mad that the lawyers couldn't someone them full custody of their kids after they burned the house down in a meth lab explosion

    • @Lamy999
      @Lamy999 2 года назад

      My Ex, tried to sue me through the federal circuit court. For 16 years life maitnence of his rescue cat. At a cost of $8300. He meticulously worked out on a spreadsheet how much it was going to cost each day for him to look after the cat. The lawyer also tried to claim that my assest pool included my mothers car. Which she owned in her name outright.

    • @ps5hasnogames55
      @ps5hasnogames55 2 года назад

      Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it...