I'm A Cinema Usher. We Have Some STRANGE RULES.

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

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  • @wyntersteele1a
    @wyntersteele1a 3 года назад +2452

    Rule #12 would be broken immediately because I would have burnt a hole in the carpet booking it to the nearest exit.

    • @Mourning2295
      @Mourning2295 3 года назад +27

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @supahvaporeon
      @supahvaporeon 3 года назад +162

      David breaking rule 12 killed the entity within room 3.
      David used the book to bind some sort of group of entities to him, and used them to act as an extra life force of some kind. He used them to prolong his life just long enough to drink the liquid from the Lady's Goblet, to get the needed information to contain the rest of the entities in his stead. Turning on all the projectors started room 3's effects obviously.

    • @TrueDetectivePikachu
      @TrueDetectivePikachu 3 года назад +29

      @@supahvaporeon He didn't, because there's now a replacement

    • @jeffk1722
      @jeffk1722 3 года назад +59

      @@TrueDetectivePikachu Yeah, I'm pretty sure David's manager did the same thing 13 years ago.

    • @quaelgeist3337
      @quaelgeist3337 3 года назад +49

      @@jeffk1722 I bet the person david dearly loved was the predecessor

  • @jackblack5393
    @jackblack5393 3 года назад +3958

    "Where do you think they got the costumes?"
    "Sir please do not talk during the screening"

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  3 года назад +306

      lol

    • @bassblaster162
      @bassblaster162 3 года назад +216

      Preceded by a super-loud, "SSSHHHHHH!!!" 😄

    • @domeen0gt895
      @domeen0gt895 3 года назад +22

      @@bassblaster162 Hush?

    • @McCronks_McTwist
      @McCronks_McTwist 3 года назад +34

      Broooooooo I deadass read this as the scene came on and chills ran down my spine 👻😵

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror 3 года назад +19

      @@domeen0gt895 oh yeah. Except hush is a good monster. We like hush.
      This thing... not so much.

  • @cormoranoimperatore8413
    @cormoranoimperatore8413 3 года назад +4708

    Rule 12: “There must always be a manager.”
    “HEY LIAM CONGRATULATIONS ON THE PROMOTION!”

    • @alexandermacer5226
      @alexandermacer5226 3 года назад +230

      The guy wouldn't have lasted 13 years...

    • @cormoranoimperatore8413
      @cormoranoimperatore8413 3 года назад +146

      @@alexandermacer5226 well that is his problem👀

    • @bioshockbrat9171
      @bioshockbrat9171 3 года назад +283

      @@alexandermacer5226 - always have an assistant manager so if the manager dies, the assistant becomes the manager by default

    • @captain_dsz6049
      @captain_dsz6049 3 года назад +124

      Nah the guys name was Shawn not Liam, Liam got eaten by the ducts allegedly

    • @cucckles
      @cucckles 3 года назад +124

      @@captain_dsz6049 that was in the shadow realm though

  • @PolishJohnWick
    @PolishJohnWick 3 года назад +1736

    The "Rules" is like whole new genre of creepypasta now. This one was unique in most ways to the others. In other ones the protagonist and the viewers get the rules at the start, obviously the protagonist doesn't believe the rules at first, then instantly gets the easiest one and realizes that the rules are real. Protagonist tries to follow them, but fails and is saved by plot armor.
    In this one we can feel the struggle, as we also feel as we were with him all the time because we discover rules as the story goes on and the story quickly follows up. Most "rules" stories goes like this:
    Rule 1, rule 2, rule 3 and rule 4, the story is a mix of all the rules.
    This one goes like: Rule 1 Story 1, rule 2 story 2 , rule 3 story mix of 1+3. A nice change of pace

    • @spaceqwertyy1184
      @spaceqwertyy1184 2 года назад +71

      i have gotten pretty bored of the stories that just go:
      rule 1, rule 2, rule 3, story, in story person violates rule 4, person looks on back of sheet, rule 4, cliffhanger ending.

    • @jacquelinehoward5445
      @jacquelinehoward5445 2 года назад +48

      Yeah, I never understood the "typical" formula. This way makes sense to me and follows proper story setup, structure, and plot development. As a result, it's not awkward, I don't forget the weird made-up rules for a weird made-up world, and it just flows. This story was excellent, and I'll be following the author. Also, great narration and voice-acting!

    • @camillej4593
      @camillej4593 2 года назад +7

      Yes this was a fresh breath of air!!

    • @PetMama1313
      @PetMama1313 2 года назад +11

      @@jacquelinehoward5445Good thing it's just a story, I would hate if this were true... scary. Still leave's me wanting to know more about these 'entities' and the world they're set in... like, what's up with this theater? Is this the ghost of a theater serial killer or something far worse? I want more. Sequals, prequals, tales from the other side of the entities themselves and their pupose.

    • @Tkara8
      @Tkara8 2 года назад +8

      I think the best “rules” story is the one about the man in the basement that moves a step every week. It definitely surprised me and wasnt the typical rules story.

  • @rachelledavies307
    @rachelledavies307 2 года назад +1897

    After the warning David gave him about room 3, it was nice to finally hear a story where they follow the rules and not break every single one in an hour 🙈

    • @justdre4m1ng.66
      @justdre4m1ng.66 Год назад +99

      nah exactly 😭 i saw one where some guy broke a rule and let someone he wasn't supposed to into the room, and then proceeded to break another rule because he didn't look at the time before he called his boss 💀 like bye how did u forget.

    • @jaggirl
      @jaggirl Год назад +30

      Except that was a rule David broke. Any wonder he was soo adamant about not opening that door.

    • @simona7069
      @simona7069 Год назад +12

      ​@@jaggirl whats worst than a room full of people dying and you yourself dying? I cant even belive theres something worse than death

    • @ghostking6700
      @ghostking6700 Год назад

      ​@@simona706934

    • @ChristopheRobyn
      @ChristopheRobyn 11 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@simona7069there are things worse than death in my opinion

  • @PattonsOverseas
    @PattonsOverseas 3 года назад +760

    Book: "Rule 12- There must always be a manager"
    Me: "Nah, it won't be me..1...2...3 not it"😳

  • @jared8002
    @jared8002 2 года назад +763

    "How does she know your name?" still gives me chills. This has to be my favorite nosleep story, I come back to listen to it every now and then.

    • @underwoodengineering8503
      @underwoodengineering8503 Год назад +4

      Are you with time foster

    • @mistywhisp
      @mistywhisp Год назад +3

      Reminder to listen to it again

    • @UncleEarl97
      @UncleEarl97 Год назад +7

      Soon as she called him by name I knew that was the signal to NOT break that rule!

    • @gemmahamilton2565
      @gemmahamilton2565 Год назад +3

      ​@UncleEarl97 same! Listening to it for the first time and notices she'd called him by his name straight away. It's a huge nope 😂

    • @kenolson3064
      @kenolson3064 10 месяцев назад +1

      Awesome!

  • @mistrjt9213
    @mistrjt9213 3 года назад +670

    His job is stressing me tf out. 💁🏻‍♂️

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  3 года назад +57

      lol me 2

    • @nightowl5475
      @nightowl5475 6 месяцев назад

      Tall Creepy Woman: Would you please drink from my challis?? It has been soooo long.

    • @jolteonrpgplayer2751
      @jolteonrpgplayer2751 5 месяцев назад +1

      Honestly, I'm getting stressed out just listening to him follow the rules. My ADHD ass forgets everything, I could never work there

    • @maximillionphillips
      @maximillionphillips 3 месяца назад +1

      @@nightowl5475hold up ITS BEEN SO LOOOOONG SENSE I LAST HAVE SEEN MY SO-

  • @hraefn1821
    @hraefn1821 3 года назад +148

    Whoever wrote this creepypasta is immensely skilled. It could easily be extended into a full horror novella but would work even better as a horror mini series for the likes of shudder. Amazing stuff. I sincerely hope the author is pursuing a career in horror.
    It even has the perfect formula for a mini series. 12 rules. 1 rule per episode from rules 1-12.

  • @alexdionisos
    @alexdionisos 2 года назад +404

    As someone who currently works as a theater usher I love this story. It definitely makes me rethink going in for tommorow's shift.

    • @ratosphere
      @ratosphere 2 года назад +10

      I'm actually hyped to go to work tomorrow because washing trays sounds a lot easier in comparison

    • @jaggirl
      @jaggirl Год назад

      I'd hate the evening shift..

    • @polybius8571
      @polybius8571 Год назад

      Same

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 Год назад +4

      I used to work as an usher too, and this one reminded me of several coworkers who claimed they saw or felt a ghost. Also, if one of the screening rooms was closed for maintenance, and someone needed to go in to the pitch black room to check the back exit, it usually fell to me, because no one else would do it. Probably had something to do with me being the only usher who thought to bring a small flashlight to work. XD

  • @Sam-fj8yj
    @Sam-fj8yj 3 года назад +1371

    Now I NEED to hear David’s backstory

    • @yourroyalhighness6297
      @yourroyalhighness6297 3 года назад +50

      YES same.. absolutely

    • @Taro_liam
      @Taro_liam 3 года назад +116

      It's probably the same story just slighty different. Probably how they follow the rules decides who get's choosen to be the new manager aka die in 13 years lol

    • @_TheRealMilk_
      @_TheRealMilk_ 3 года назад +17

      Hello, I am the 69th Liker of your comment, And I also Need to hear David's backstory!

    • @greenergrass4060
      @greenergrass4060 3 года назад +85

      I believe the guy being tortured on the film (rule #4) was actually David's son/closest employee. David was supposed to end his term (Die) 13 years ago but offered up another instead. Now he gathered up his courage and sacrificed himself to save sean

    • @jmpm-tz1so
      @jmpm-tz1so 3 года назад

      @@_TheRealMilk_ so you are Mr. Nice i see

  • @slavicgerman5104
    @slavicgerman5104 3 года назад +767

    AKA the most complicated way to say "You have 13 years left sir."
    Seriously though you did a very good job with this. gained my subscription thats for sure.

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  3 года назад +43

      Thank you Slavic and welcome to the channel!

    • @olgak4446
      @olgak4446 3 года назад +9

      Or just make someone else go inside, after all rule 12 says there must always be a manager...

    • @sambibambi5409
      @sambibambi5409 3 года назад +1

      @@olgak4446 did u respond to the wrong comment or

    • @olgak4446
      @olgak4446 3 года назад

      @@sambibambi5409 oh damn, yes it looks like I did somehow

    • @yourroyalhighness6297
      @yourroyalhighness6297 3 года назад +17

      @@olgak4446 I don't think someone would be a better manager than Sean. He was the only one who knows almost everything and has the strongest hold on to sanity. At least that's what it looks like from the story. Other workers must be a little less experienced.

  • @EMMCNE
    @EMMCNE 3 года назад +2082

    this should be made into a movie so when people walk out of the theater everyone’s like 😳

    • @SophiaDianeMartinez
      @SophiaDianeMartinez 3 года назад +69

      Good names would be “The Rules” or “Listen to the Rules

    • @branpower7608
      @branpower7608 3 года назад +209

      The movie should only be played in a theater's room 3

    • @kochoushinobu2999
      @kochoushinobu2999 3 года назад +19

      omg good idea. they should make it happen

    • @greenergrass4060
      @greenergrass4060 3 года назад +25

      @@SophiaDianeMartinez or Room #3

    • @rustyspoon2211
      @rustyspoon2211 3 года назад +9

      @@greenergrass4060 I like this one more

  • @red.psycho02
    @red.psycho02 3 года назад +185

    41:09 I didn't think this could get any better, then Shaun did the big brain move of using the vent creature to his advantage. Absolute genius right here.

  • @d.l.a1909
    @d.l.a1909 8 месяцев назад +31

    This one is so well written. No twenty minute intro to explain why the character wants this job and how they got it and where they live and what the climate is like. And each rule is subtle enough to fit without being that kind of over dramatic that makes you roll your eyes

  • @ISLAReaper
    @ISLAReaper 3 года назад +1507

    I put this on to fall asleep to. Wasn’t expecting it to actually be so good. Damnit

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  3 года назад +101

      🙂 Yeah that one is awesome!

    • @Chronicler9
      @Chronicler9 3 года назад +34

      I did the same thing with one called "Midnight Newspaper" if you ever get a chance, definitely check it out. Thing is a frickin MOVIE, and absolutely epic.
      Thank you, Lighthouse Horror, for this read :3 It was a great story and very engaging.

    • @joshuaterry846
      @joshuaterry846 3 года назад +23

      Glad I'm not the only one that falls asleep to these. Everyone thinks I'm crazy for drifting off to scary stuff

    • @easonmichael2396
      @easonmichael2396 3 года назад +12

      I fall asleep to horror as well, my family say I won't be able to fall asleep. That is technically true, but mostly because I want to here the end of the story and not because the story is scary.

    • @BurnieCybers
      @BurnieCybers 3 года назад +3

      @@LighthouseHorror can I have a list for the rules? I could never figure out rule 9.

  • @Oscar-yp5jr
    @Oscar-yp5jr 3 года назад +1087

    I got so emotionally attached to David that when he "died" I just felt full emptiness like if my favourite anime/videogame character just died.

    • @SindiSindiM3
      @SindiSindiM3 3 года назад +46

      Same! I can’t describe how upset I got :(

    • @RE3-Nemesis
      @RE3-Nemesis 2 года назад +20

      Noooo David:(

    • @algae9308
      @algae9308 2 года назад +58

      Same. David reminds me of my old manager. He was very nice and hardworking but always seemed really tired and in some kind of pain, whether it be physical or emotional. He was my favorite person to work with. I felt pretty torn when David sacrificed himself.

    • @ecstasyakadarks
      @ecstasyakadarks 2 года назад +44

      I imagined David as like a silver fox dilf so the ending really hit hard for me 😭💔

    • @Shadowpaw_1618
      @Shadowpaw_1618 2 года назад +13

      My God.. Same.. I almost cried :(

  • @pay_dro3482
    @pay_dro3482 3 года назад +7915

    I swear the “rules” type horror story’s are always so good

    • @Wasteland_raider
      @Wasteland_raider 3 года назад +72

      I agree

    • @armandodeluna9850
      @armandodeluna9850 3 года назад +54

      I also agree

    • @alme5349
      @alme5349 3 года назад +122

      Yes, it removes all choice and freedom, you can either follow the rules oe die

    • @AnakinandPadme1231
      @AnakinandPadme1231 3 года назад +67

      Oh yeah its so good you should listen to the hotel rules

    • @laurakelsey6222
      @laurakelsey6222 3 года назад +17

      @@AnakinandPadme1231 who’s video is it?

  • @Lemmoxx
    @Lemmoxx 2 года назад +93

    Wonderful narration. I can't believe I grew soft for David knowing the bloodied flag of death was waving over his head this whole time. You brought him to life in such a way that I couldn't help it. His fate was a soft punch to the gut in an interesting story, so thank you for posting this!

  • @elwoodbirgden342
    @elwoodbirgden342 3 года назад +77

    This is extremely well written. There are no elements of try-hardism and the way the stories are described are incredible. This sent shivers down my spine.

  • @aoi-dorodere4594
    @aoi-dorodere4594 3 года назад +3651

    “Rule number 4: Don’t look away from the screen.”
    The blind worker: ⚫️👄⚫️

    • @h.plovecraftscat2354
      @h.plovecraftscat2354 3 года назад +92

      Ooof

    • @etoiledefeu7504
      @etoiledefeu7504 3 года назад +128

      @@h.plovecraftscat2354 Oh no, not the bloody cat. I only just forgot about it. DAMN YOU LOVECRAFT

    • @somethingofascientist58
      @somethingofascientist58 3 года назад +108

      Can’t look away from what you never looked at in the first place

    • @yourroyalhighness6297
      @yourroyalhighness6297 3 года назад +94

      I don't think a blind worker would be hired in the first place lol he can't see if he left his shadow.

    • @BRPJR
      @BRPJR 3 года назад +40

      As if Rule 4 wasn't scary enough, you're forced to watch a scary scene on top. Smh. With someone behind you.

  • @xinlux7715
    @xinlux7715 3 года назад +493

    "There must *always* be a manager."
    I'm going to go sit in silence and let my poor brain process all of this.

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  3 года назад +60

      lol that made me laugh

    • @brianreaver
      @brianreaver 3 года назад +22

      There must always be a manager, the manager must always have a cinema. Hmmm...ok that quote didn't transfer over too well

    • @thomascook1256
      @thomascook1256 2 года назад +45

      Rule 12. I don’t recall Sean having to make any deals himself. Step away and let the Cinema hire a new manager 😂

    • @karamelaa27
      @karamelaa27 2 года назад +53

      @@thomascook1256 im guessing that due to guilt and responsibilities that he believes is his now due to david's sacrifice, i would guess that he'd step up to be the new manager and so history would repeat itself

    • @Doejrk
      @Doejrk 2 года назад +1

      I don’t get the story bruh I think I missed something

  • @DinoCultist
    @DinoCultist 3 года назад +990

    I want a part two now showing Shaun's adventures dealing with everything David had to deal with

  • @rimurutempest4945
    @rimurutempest4945 3 года назад +109

    You have got to be one of the best horror story tellers on youtube. I love how much character and expression you give these stories, I'm so tired of the same old droning voices that is the norm in these types of videos, and you're a breath of fresh air!

  • @DyxoXinoro
    @DyxoXinoro 3 года назад +178

    I'm so used to my own style of horror writing that I imagined the rule 8 story while protag was totally steel faced, and it became unintentionally super funny.
    "Please, I can't go back!"
    "Nope, down you go. Them's the rules."

    • @donutholebandit6212
      @donutholebandit6212 Год назад +25

      The opportunity to mess with Trash Guy has got to be tempting after a while

    • @cloakythetigershork7994
      @cloakythetigershork7994 Год назад +18

      Nah this be me
      "PLEASE LET ME OUT"
      ' ' Ya. . . YEEET- ' '

  • @novaphonix8284
    @novaphonix8284 3 года назад +364

    Now this was a creepypasta, I was engrossed in the story from beginning to end. I would love to see this story turned into a short story series.

  • @AoRArchAngel
    @AoRArchAngel 3 года назад +3034

    That moment when an hour long story ends and it hasn't felt like an hour.

  • @fku952
    @fku952 3 года назад +546

    You’re awesome for not cramming ads at all in this whole story thanks

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  3 года назад +66

      I appreciate that!

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 3 года назад +17

      RUclips will find a way to ruin it eventually

    • @janedoex1398
      @janedoex1398 3 года назад +5

      @@Gloomdrake No, then - and until then we will be 500 k - we will scream the whole effing building down and I'll shattter the windows screaming
      (Oh yes Ican scream like a dozen banshees - if I'm really angry !)
      I am so broke and too sick to work atm, but I swear I'll find a way to work and sell stuff I don't need, until I can buy a plane ticket wherever their nearest HQ is.

    • @dakotawilson7257
      @dakotawilson7257 2 года назад +12

      @@janedoex1398 what the hell are you talking about?

    • @SamuelHasTakenTheLifeOfAMan
      @SamuelHasTakenTheLifeOfAMan 2 года назад

      There was an ad.

  • @silentshadow3894
    @silentshadow3894 3 года назад +69

    Dude this is a scary story for sure but despite how much more terrifying it would be I would totally watch a movie based on this.

  • @averageknifeenjoyer3108
    @averageknifeenjoyer3108 2 года назад +21

    bro whoever did this voiceover hella talented, played every character perfectly and read for an hour with no vocal inconsistencies switching between said characters

  • @Knopfrog
    @Knopfrog 3 года назад +634

    Here are the rules in order
    ⚠️spoilers⚠️
    1. Don’t open room #3 while a movie is in play. No matter what.
    2. Notify manager if you see a character in costume luring children to a location alone.
    3. Don’t allow a man with a tattoo on his cheek to take any thing from lost and found.
    4. If the lights go out while cleaning a room, immediately sit down in a seat and don’t look away from the screen. Even if you are tempted.
    5. If everyone in a room stares at you in a theatre without blinking, leave room and notify manager immediately.
    6. If a customer hears a noise in the vents, take the box in the garbage room, open it and place it in the middle of the vents. Leave immediately.
    7. If you notice shadows being out of sync with your surroundings, return to the last room you’ve been to. Alone. Close the door and open it.
    8. If a trash bag starts to move and talk, don’t open it. Dumpy it down the trash Shute.
    9. If a smartly dressed man walks out of room #3 while still in play and asks for the manager, lead him to the manager.
    10. Don’t open the black leather book that appears around the theatre .
    11. Don’t accept the drink from the lady in the black dress.
    12. There must always be a manager.

  • @quycksylver4822
    @quycksylver4822 3 года назад +547

    Hoo boy.... If I was Sean, I think my first (and last) act as manager would be to promote someone else and then get the hell outta Dodge.

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  3 года назад +40

      lol 🙂

    • @kimberliemessinger5935
      @kimberliemessinger5935 3 года назад +34

      I don't think he has a choice.....maybe he has to take the job....I doubt the theater would allow anyone else to step up

    • @stevepalpatine2828
      @stevepalpatine2828 3 года назад +8

      I would "accidentally" burn the place to the ground...

    • @dazedandconfused5711
      @dazedandconfused5711 3 года назад +9

      @@stevepalpatine2828 Wouldn't that burn down the door to room 3?

    • @theblackswan723
      @theblackswan723 3 года назад +6

      Room 3: *me just randomly kicks down the door* OI! SHADDUP.

  • @yourroyalhighness6297
    @yourroyalhighness6297 3 года назад +104

    this story is much better than other rules stories because he had the option to call the manager. And the manager wasn't the villain or mastermind of the evil rules, but just the "safety keeper" or "guardian" of them. I LOVE THIS.

    • @hyperDarklord13
      @hyperDarklord13 Год назад +4

      What did David do 13 years ago, I must know

  • @aricarou4333
    @aricarou4333 2 года назад +47

    "Don't look away from the screen"
    My ADHD: 👁️👄👁️
    Edit: this has got to be one of my favorite creepypastas, it left me empty in the good kind of way, I need more

    • @jetpackjoyridegamer
      @jetpackjoyridegamer Год назад +1

      DAMMMM I GONNA DO THE SAME THING WITH MY UPGRADED SEVERE ADHD! 🦃🦃

  • @Palladian-1881
    @Palladian-1881 Год назад +12

    This is a particularly great Rules story. The protag is generally smart and doesn't go around breaking all the rules, and the timeline is spread out enough that encountering each rule scenario seems organic and natural.

  • @spaycejunkiie5650
    @spaycejunkiie5650 3 года назад +293

    i have a love/hate relationship with the hour+ long stories because i get attached to the characters & don't want it to end.

  • @dereks_island
    @dereks_island 3 года назад +388

    I want to be bluntly honest. You're without a doubt, one of the absolute masters of reading stories. I swear your stories are read just like if I was in the situations, how it would go in my mind. I can only think of one reader I would put equal to it greater than you. The stories are unique. The inflection in which you read is amazing. And you just seem to have when to say what and how to say it when it's time. Absolutely my pleasure to lucky enough to get to enjoy your work. Thank you so much

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  3 года назад +28

      That comment made my day Derek! Thank you so much!!

    • @dereks_island
      @dereks_island 3 года назад +9

      @@LighthouseHorror I can tell you my wife doesn't like the creepy stories etc. She heard he listening to one and done then I'm out allowed to watch until she's gone with me as well

    • @alexbeerune
      @alexbeerune 3 года назад

      @@dereks_island jesus christ dude go back to english class

    • @alexbeerune
      @alexbeerune 3 года назад

      @@dereks_island i had a stroke reading this

    • @dereks_island
      @dereks_island 3 года назад +2

      @@alexbeerune next time try harder at the stroke so i don't need to come back again

  • @stevennorthcut9860
    @stevennorthcut9860 3 года назад +738

    This tale is top notch ...10 out of 10. Very entertaining. Grrrreat imagination 2 the author. And always a grrrreat delivery. Gratsi''''

  • @Hamboining
    @Hamboining 3 года назад +20

    Ah yes, definitely should be listing to this right now...as I'm cleaning empty theaters, no possible way this coul-

  • @dragex6582
    @dragex6582 2 года назад +13

    This here is PROBABLY one of my most favorite "Rules" stories. I've listened to it maybe half a dozen times now. And I keep coming back haha

  • @jonathanmeyer9753
    @jonathanmeyer9753 3 года назад +403

    True story: I worked in a cinema for over two years and we had one rule like these. While the rule was unwritten no one ever broke it. NEVER go into theater 10 alone. My fellow ushers and I went in that room in trios once and saw... something. We still don’t know what it was or how it disappeared the way it did. But no one ever went in that theater alone... ever.

    • @TheTriangle444
      @TheTriangle444 3 года назад +27

      Probably your minds tricked itself to fueling its own existence

    • @stevepalpatine2828
      @stevepalpatine2828 3 года назад +24

      Saw what?
      What did you see?
      Come on man you can't blue ball us like that...

    • @jonathanmeyer9753
      @jonathanmeyer9753 3 года назад +46

      @@stevepalpatine2828 lol. We’re not sure what it really was but at first we thought it was a customer as a movie had just ended. Problem was no tickets had been sold for that showing and aside from the emergency exit which sets off alarms, there is only one door out of that theater. The door we were all gathered at. We waited outside the theater for 15 minutes but no one came out. Eventually we went back inside and no one was there.

    • @stevepalpatine2828
      @stevepalpatine2828 3 года назад +22

      @@jonathanmeyer9753 Yeah... that's got bad vibes all over it, don't think I'd want to be around by my self after closing time... just in case.

    • @theblackswan723
      @theblackswan723 3 года назад +10

      I would’ve gone in alone. Out of curiosity

  • @Mushezable
    @Mushezable 3 года назад +748

    "Crowds of people coming for Rise of Skywalker" Immersion ruined lol.

    • @rinktheredlink9317
      @rinktheredlink9317 3 года назад +31

      Its sad cause its true

    • @emilyvillamil
      @emilyvillamil 3 года назад +49

      Technically he did not say how big the crowds were and also it could be on the premiere. So immersion not ruined. ;)

    • @Enixon869
      @Enixon869 3 года назад +22

      *laughs in over a billion dollars in box office sales*

    • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
      @SOBEKCrocodileGod 3 года назад +26

      I mean, it’s Star Wars. Even bad Star Wars movies draw huge crowds

    • @VChong1991
      @VChong1991 3 года назад +11

      @@SOBEKCrocodileGod people went watch to just to criticize the movie for views lol

  • @jones8041
    @jones8041 3 года назад +173

    That book would make a great TV-show. Hidden rules coming up when you think the show is done. Bravo, writer.

    • @SophiaDianeMartinez
      @SophiaDianeMartinez 3 года назад +3

      Yes this would be a great Tv-show, a good name would be “The Rules” or “Listen to the Rules”

    • @Ken-ru6or
      @Ken-ru6or 3 года назад

      @@SophiaDianeMartinez lmao

    • @daileygaming9488
      @daileygaming9488 3 года назад +1

      @@SophiaDianeMartinez Honestly, just 13 for the number of years, or rule 1. Maybe something more interesting? i cant come up with it rn, but i yea :p

  • @Thejoobster
    @Thejoobster 3 года назад +20

    My favorite rules pasta so far. You did an excellent job narrating it!

  • @NetherTak
    @NetherTak Год назад +3

    this has been by FAR the best "rules" horror story I've ever seen. Thank you for showing this one, and I wish you a good day! :D

  • @mileskimasktheslumpgod
    @mileskimasktheslumpgod 3 года назад +84

    i always underestimate these stories, but MAN is this one absolutely phenomenal. the rule involving the crowd full of people smiling and watching shaun, and speaking in sync was SO scary to me and i LOVE IT
    props to the author, beautifully horrifying story

  • @nnekaotika5635
    @nnekaotika5635 3 года назад +480

    This was so good. I wonder what he will accomplish in the 13 years he has. Who owns the theatre? So many questions

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  3 года назад +80

      Me too! I didn't want this one to end : )

    • @nnekaotika5635
      @nnekaotika5635 3 года назад +34

      @@LighthouseHorror I hope there is a part 2

    • @wyntersteele1a
      @wyntersteele1a 3 года назад +50

      Maybe he will be able to come up with a way to permanently contain the darkness within. Also, will he be expected to make the same sacrifice since only 13 years were bought?

    • @mebii3830
      @mebii3830 3 года назад +35

      It might be the person that David said to call if he was gone for too long with that stranger danger rule

  • @haillobster7154
    @haillobster7154 3 года назад +1008

    So... room 3 had a KAREN within.

  • @McCammalot
    @McCammalot 2 года назад +13

    This might be the first creepypasta I have unequivocally loved. Perfect narration, perfect story structure, horror with heart.

  • @mattl9972
    @mattl9972 3 года назад +15

    This is scary but intriguing
    And would kinda want to see an anime about it and a backstory on David

  • @akhmedackbar
    @akhmedackbar 3 года назад +111

    Sounds like the guy who would eventually replace Shaun will watch the same film from Rule #4, and the guy bound on the chair will be David.

    • @Vortexbatt
      @Vortexbatt 2 года назад +8

      NO STOP THAT WOULD MAKE ME SO SAD

    • @Sewibl
      @Sewibl Год назад +4

      NOOOO WHY

    • @donutholebandit6212
      @donutholebandit6212 Год назад +1

      Oooh that would be a sick dot to connect!

    • @mejamesme1
      @mejamesme1 Год назад

      @@donutholebandit6212 the new manager happens to be walking out of a room when the lights go off. Dreading the mocking of the moster in the back row, watching his old boss being **** tell his demise. alll while trying not to interact with it. being forced to cope with booz tell one day he gets to use to it and overlooks something simple. something that will scare him for life.

  • @Krispy-Klips
    @Krispy-Klips 3 года назад +527

    I love david, he may have been a cause for a few deaths, but he is so serious and chill.
    Edit: i just finished the video, and I'm broken, David's sacrifice made me so sad.

    • @punkeq1110
      @punkeq1110 3 года назад +19

      damn spoilers 😕

    • @cosmonautjane
      @cosmonautjane 3 года назад +11

      spoilers tf

    • @elylex3911
      @elylex3911 3 года назад +9

      Stop the spoilers man

    • @dumbbass8867
      @dumbbass8867 3 года назад +10

      Yeah Im lucky I finished the video b4 reading this

    • @WaitinInAmber
      @WaitinInAmber 3 года назад +5

      Spoilers bud. Edit this man

  • @ennoidyam
    @ennoidyam 3 года назад +460

    *Moral of The Story* :
    Stay in school kids or haunted theaters will be the only jobs you can get.

    • @RE3-Nemesis
      @RE3-Nemesis 2 года назад +10

      Indeed

    • @bobbyslapin8099
      @bobbyslapin8099 Год назад +3

      I wanna be in the rule 4 video (not really, don't wanna jinx it and go there somehow so adding this)

  • @manditoemya8478
    @manditoemya8478 Год назад +9

    What a great and eerie story. I really liked David as well as Shawn. Thx for always making the stories you read sound so special, your great at reading stories.

  • @thecrimsondragon2379
    @thecrimsondragon2379 2 года назад +21

    This is one of the best rules story I have ever heard. Godspeed my man

  • @cosmicchaos6328
    @cosmicchaos6328 3 года назад +394

    Would have quit right after experiencing just one of the rules, no amount of money could keep me there. And me and the manager would have a fist fight if he thought he was giving me that job.

    • @Wasteland_raider
      @Wasteland_raider 3 года назад +19

      I'd stay for 200 dollars an hour

    • @NobodyLikesThePlasticBear
      @NobodyLikesThePlasticBear 3 года назад +18

      after working as an usher at a normal theater for minimum wage, i'd do this job for $15. it'd probably be better, tbh.

    • @jakofthefrost
      @jakofthefrost 3 года назад +33

      Yeah, if I survived rule 4 I would have walked tf out after that. Left and never went to another cinema again.

    • @dr.enoufsgametime1419
      @dr.enoufsgametime1419 3 года назад +21

      Honestly after about a year everything would be pretty boring. I would even prepare for most things ahead of time. Lights just went out while I was cleaning the cinema? Well light up a cigarette and pull out the chilled beer that I brought and sit through the whole thing, begin complaining about the cinematography being shitty. Then shush the guy that keeps talking about how great the actor is.

    • @cosmicchaos6328
      @cosmicchaos6328 3 года назад +11

      @@dr.enoufsgametime1419 I see, you would take the badass route. That would be a pretty good story.

  • @jessicaventura8882
    @jessicaventura8882 3 года назад +388

    I’m so sad poor David :( but this definitely kept me glued to my seat wanting to hear it till the end! So Good! It would be great to hear a part 2 of this story to see if room 3 can finally be dealt with once and for all!

  • @acid_tongue_4315
    @acid_tongue_4315 3 года назад +243

    Voice acting is on point, he has one of those voices in all honestly. He should 100% go into voice acting if not in the industry already, his voice is just that distinct.

    • @norapaquette1057
      @norapaquette1057 3 года назад +8

      He is extremely talented,But as for voice acting, what on earth is he doing now?Seriously would you want to lose him? I do not!. SHHHHH.TeeHee.

    • @teddydog6229
      @teddydog6229 3 года назад +6

      I agree. I would buy baby food from LH and don’t even have a baby.

    • @norapaquette1057
      @norapaquette1057 3 года назад +5

      You 're funny.Oh how about this?He could sell me a bag of sand in the desert

    • @janedoex1398
      @janedoex1398 3 года назад +2

      @@teddydog6229LOL....but seriously some of the fruit purrees are quite good - especially when you are sick and have no appetite and problems keeping solid food down, or had tooth extractions or other stomach/ digestive problems . Even the vegetable mixes are ok if you add a bit salt.

    • @flappy7373
      @flappy7373 3 года назад +1

      @@janedoex1398 huh.. I just had a tooth extracted, so this is good to know :x

  • @GSZ28
    @GSZ28 Год назад +3

    This was the first story I've listened from your channel that got me on that vibe " this guy is a good story teller. I need more!"
    I was already a subscriber, this one made me a fan.

  • @grimiskitty1120
    @grimiskitty1120 3 года назад +4

    I've subscribed, I was so into the story I forgot it wasn't real from start to finish, listening in one go. 10/10 would be spooped again

  • @meg2249
    @meg2249 3 года назад +79

    The horrible part of me was like ‘Oh boy! Our buddy got a promotion!’ at the end. Overall this is one of the better ‘rules’ story I have heard in a while.

  • @yourroyalhighness6297
    @yourroyalhighness6297 3 года назад +76

    NOW I KNOW WHY THIS IS MY FAVORITE CREEPYPASTA.
    It didn't just give me chills, dread, and anxiety. It also managed to make me feel many emotions at once, sadness, chills, relief, confusion, worry, longing... it was heart-wrenching too. :< I hope the author makes part 2 and a prequel too, like a backstory to David's life.

  • @ericexp497
    @ericexp497 3 года назад +61

    I feel for Dave man. Dude has suffered soo much 15 years. Rip

  • @bradpollard444
    @bradpollard444 2 года назад +3

    You've become one of my favorite narrators Lighthouse. Please keep making your videos man! Most other Creepy Pasta channels I only use to fall asleep but with yours I enjoy hearing even during my waking hours.

  • @adrianghandtchi1562
    @adrianghandtchi1562 2 года назад +6

    This was frightening since it left certain things to my imagination, you kick ass with your narrating and story writing. Keep it up!

  • @filipeamado5077
    @filipeamado5077 3 года назад +1789

    Plot twist: Two men in suits arrive. They say:
    Hello. We are from the SCP Foundation. We would like to see The Rules.

    • @adrianramsey6932
      @adrianramsey6932 3 года назад +188

      Honestly, the second he started talking about the unusual stuff, I instantly started mentally writing the SCP guide for The Rule-Bound Cinema.

    • @jasongray9099
      @jasongray9099 3 года назад +77

      Sounds like containment Protocols already

    • @basthe90sman97
      @basthe90sman97 3 года назад +41

      I think something in the room 3 must be contained during the movie duration at all cost

    • @CoryBroDinomitegamer
      @CoryBroDinomitegamer 3 года назад +46

      They would most likely seal off the location and make it an onsite containment.

    • @filipeamado5077
      @filipeamado5077 3 года назад +13

      @@CoryBroDinomitegamer Yeah, I can see it happening

  • @insomniaxe
    @insomniaxe 3 года назад +300

    ⚠️SPOILER WARNING⚠️ :
    I hate the fact that I got so emotionally attached to David, and when he died I teared tf up. Like- I haven’t gotten emotionally attached to a character like this in so long, and a character death has only made me tear up like four times. WHEN DAVID DIED I WAS IN SHAMBLES BRO HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO WELL-

    • @horanghaeapologist
      @horanghaeapologist 3 года назад +19

      Spoilers but ikr, ik i was gonna be sad even at the start

    • @porkypuff5884
      @porkypuff5884 3 года назад +5

      I'd recommend reading more, you'd get addicted lmao

    • @yourroyalhighness6297
      @yourroyalhighness6297 3 года назад +9

      I just commented the same thought 😭😭😭 I HOPE THEY MAKE A PART 2 AND MAKE DAVID COME BACK TO LIFE jk

    • @Clammychow
      @Clammychow 3 года назад +7

      Lmao i was barely paying attention to the story at first and had it on in the background but by the end i got super attached as well. like how did this happen lmfao

    • @kittykat3844
      @kittykat3844 3 года назад +5

      I- damn the spoilers lmfao. Guess it's my fault for reading comments haha

  • @ng.uyeen_
    @ng.uyeen_ 3 года назад +142

    Oh my this is such an excellent story. I was so thrilled and the ending was so unexpected. I love your voice. Thank you so much for this wonderful story.

  • @MissMillieEllie
    @MissMillieEllie 2 года назад +4

    Ahh, I wish someone would make this in to a TV-show series! I honestly feel all the tension and weird looking stuff would work amazingly well as visual story, too. Loved it!

  • @tjsquatch9749
    @tjsquatch9749 10 месяцев назад +5

    This one actually succeeded in giving me the creeps. That’s not an easy task idk why it got to me more than most. It’s very well written good work in this story and as always the narration was fantastic

  • @mistrjt9213
    @mistrjt9213 3 года назад +368

    How much is a “manager’s salary” at a small town theater? I’m guessing 30-40k. Yeah, not worth it.

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  3 года назад +37

      lol agreed hah!

    • @christopherrobin3763
      @christopherrobin3763 3 года назад +16

      Try 25 to 30k🤣

    • @aerynstormcrow
      @aerynstormcrow 3 года назад +26

      Idk. For me it’s be about keeping people safe. Stressful, yes. But it’s like police, firemen, or military service. You do it to protect people, not for the money.

    • @hansorsic7387
      @hansorsic7387 3 года назад +27

      @@aerynstormcrow volunteer firefighter: you guys are getting paid?

    • @aerynstormcrow
      @aerynstormcrow 3 года назад +6

      @@hansorsic7387 ok. Kinda hard to tell from the way you wrote it. Lol.

  • @tiandi5585
    @tiandi5585 3 года назад +78

    Damn, dude really hit him with the "may I speak to your manager" and it had deadly consequences.

  • @ashtonbyrd3686
    @ashtonbyrd3686 3 года назад +112

    The story was pretty interesting and it was pretty sad too. Perfect narration your voice sounds very light but also very audible!

  • @emotionalrabbit531
    @emotionalrabbit531 Год назад +1

    I'm addicted to this channel.
    I started yesterday around midnight, and I'm loving it.
    I listen to sleep with my earpiece on as well.

  • @isaactritt
    @isaactritt 10 месяцев назад +2

    Very captivating writing style, not overly descriptive yet alluring. A+

  • @ravenscrime
    @ravenscrime 3 года назад +51

    This is probably the best “rules” story I’ve heard, and your narration is absolutely top notch! I’ve listened to it at least 10 times and will definitely listen to it again in the future!

  • @salsolo1673
    @salsolo1673 3 года назад +56

    I use to work at a theater which was haunted. It got so bad they had to close one side of the theater because their was alot of activity one room had the sleeping man. When your cleaning their be a shadow on the way top left corner looked like someone sleeping. When you would walk up to "wake up the sleeping guest" you will always have something catch your eye. And when looking back to the sleeping man his gone... their no way that you could miss a person walking to the exit... another room had a little girl who was said was killed before the theater was built. I had a friend who clean up at night and would tell me he would hear a girl giggling and that when he vacuumed someone would unplug the vacuum now their are 3 cleaners in total each in their own area. I meet the girl once when I was opening I would go in to the room to check for any left over trash. Then when I peeked inside I saw the girls face in the big screen... I ran out real quick. Now I worked when their was movie reels not digital like now you would switch the whole reel their was a rule "no female where allowed to close projection" seeing their was a ghost who would walk around the projection room and you can see it real clear.. their was a door that had chains and those chains would swing wildly. We even got braved and took pictures what we saw creeped us even the manager who took the pictures. Every photo you see something and when we where at the end you see the ghost full body.. last thing that happen I was cleaning one of the room and the light where turning on and off I looked up and saw a shadow thinking it was my co worker I radio him and told him to knock it off with the lights his response was " I'm on the south wing opposite of where I was working. When i looked up the shadow moved across the actual projection and dissapeared. The light turn on and my manager walked in and asked why the arm rest where all up when you worked as an usher you have to place all arm rest down. I was shocked all the arm rest where up. The snack bar you hear your name being called inside the freezer when you open it no one their. I would visit the theater and talk with the crew and asked them question their face says it all.

  • @DaddyYP381
    @DaddyYP381 3 года назад +123

    “There must always be a manager”
    Well good luck with that, bye

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  3 года назад +13

      Lol whaaaaaaaat! You wouldn't stay? Think of all the good stories 😀

    • @stluke4655
      @stluke4655 3 года назад +3

      @@LighthouseHorror o
      I would stay

    • @tll710
      @tll710 3 года назад

      @@stluke4655 if i can just sit in my room make other people do the creepy stuff and kill random people every 13 years then yes

  • @2of3rats
    @2of3rats 3 года назад +2

    This is the best paranormal story I've ever heard. Pls narrate more rules stories like this one !!

  • @serenavoice66
    @serenavoice66 3 года назад +1

    I keep relistening to this I just can't get over the quality of it all, this narration is so amazing how you make each character come to life and so captivating all throughout the entire thing, the slight music, the pacing, the sound effects, your tone is video is so perfect and The level of work I aspire to create one day. SO GOOD

  • @x0x0BRANDYYBABYYx0x0
    @x0x0BRANDYYBABYYx0x0 3 года назад +198

    This needs to be made into a movie. Best Creepypasta I’ve ever heard.

    • @SindiSindiM3
      @SindiSindiM3 3 года назад +5

      Ikr?? I keep coming back to it, it’s so great!

    • @tll710
      @tll710 3 года назад +8

      I know its rly good but
      Its so different from other horror movies
      I dont think any company would take that big of a risk

    • @blackrose30333
      @blackrose30333 2 года назад +3

      I thought the vampire motel story was great with the twist and one last night about the serial killer grandpa was awesome too. Chills!

    • @jaggirl
      @jaggirl Год назад

      Twilight zone type of series.

  • @echohoover5820
    @echohoover5820 3 года назад +55

    It took me quite a few minutes to figure out that you didn't experience this, as this is the first video I've seen of yours but you're just so good at reading the story, I love it!

  • @20s-w5u
    @20s-w5u 3 года назад +83

    These daily uploads are getting me through this lockdown quite nicely thank you Lighthouse

    • @janedoex1398
      @janedoex1398 3 года назад

      Yes me too ! Such a live saver....or sanity keeper.....

  • @crowdpleasa4495
    @crowdpleasa4495 Год назад +5

    That 'there must always be a manager' bit was pretty obvious. Will there be a sequel to this to explain everything??

  • @11Legorex
    @11Legorex Год назад +3

    This has got to be my favorite of yours so far, probably the best creepy pasta readings I’ve ever heard

  • @FatalisLOVER
    @FatalisLOVER 3 года назад +35

    I really enjoy the "rule/list of rules" creepypastas that have more story behind them rather than just listing off the "rules". Great conviction with your narrating! I'm prolly gonna be binging listening to your stuff, now. :')

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  3 года назад +2

      Hey thank you Smol and welcome to the channel!

  • @abyssalcorgi2627
    @abyssalcorgi2627 3 года назад +47

    You're an amazing narrator. The way you switch between voices for the characters is superb. I'm a big fan good job!

    • @LighthouseHorror
      @LighthouseHorror  3 года назад +3

      Wow, thank you Justin! Thanks for the support and encouragement!

  • @lavenderotaku2481
    @lavenderotaku2481 3 года назад +423

    Story: Room full of possessed people, cocky entity wanting a “price” to be paid.
    Me: Bill?? Mister Cypher?! Is that you???

    • @YUN6_V3NUZ
      @YUN6_V3NUZ 3 года назад +6

      irrelevant.
      would you like for me to show you the door, miss? 🚪

    • @AspartameAngel
      @AspartameAngel 3 года назад +17

      @@YUN6_V3NUZ how is it irrelevant to make an accurate reference that is correlated to the storyline?

    • @AspartameAngel
      @AspartameAngel 3 года назад +6

      @Aleksa Kole I’m, like, 99.99999999998% sure bill is an asexual-

    • @smileyp4535
      @smileyp4535 3 года назад +5

      @Aleksa Kole ew, youtube isn't the place for this. Idc what you do or what your into just don't do it here

    • @janedoex1398
      @janedoex1398 3 года назад +3

      @@smileyp4535 Then make sure you only get child proof content.
      Freedom of speech.

  • @bellarose-au
    @bellarose-au 2 года назад +1

    This is both so well written and so well read that I actually blocked everything else out to listen. I didn't even realise I had stopped what I was doing, still holding the tea kettle in my hand, unmoving for an hour!
    Brilliant. Just brilliant... 👏 👏 👏
    These videos might just be what I need on my bad nights... Subscribed. How could I not?

  • @TheMightyMidge21
    @TheMightyMidge21 2 года назад +4

    You do incredible work. Must be said. From picking the stories, to narrating them, to not raming ads in everywhere. Contented sigh 😌

  • @fafnir97
    @fafnir97 3 года назад +16

    I wasn't into the last two stories, but this is exactly the kind of story I come here for. Compelling from beginning to end. Didn't even realize it was an hour long, and when it was over it felt like mere minutes passed. Need more stories like this.

  • @navigatorofnone
    @navigatorofnone 3 года назад +49

    What an eerily hitchcockian tale, masterfully narrated by a fitting voice. 👏👏👏👏 everything about this blends perfectly.

  • @thisguy356
    @thisguy356 3 года назад +25

    That was absolutely incredible from the story to the delivery, I was petrified in my bed the whole time but simply too hooked to stop ! Thank you sir

  • @rachelmoore1974
    @rachelmoore1974 27 дней назад

    This is probably in my top ten favorites. It was suspenseful, you never knew what was going to happen next, and it was well written. A winning combination!

  • @sandybeach1024
    @sandybeach1024 3 года назад +25

    I like to go back and listen to some of my favorites stories...I've listened to this one at least 3 times already, and it never loses its creep factor. Of course, it helps that you have a natural talent for storytelling! Thank you for all your hard work, its so appreciated 💗.

  • @ChaosNetwork1004
    @ChaosNetwork1004 3 года назад +21

    NGL, the voice acting of 'David' sounds like Me.aizawa from MHA
    But god, this was scary as hell

  • @kevin6988
    @kevin6988 3 года назад +189

    I love how he pronounces “Room” like “Rum” 😂

    • @SophiaDianeMartinez
      @SophiaDianeMartinez 3 года назад

      Same

    • @Zertruth
      @Zertruth 3 года назад +3

      It's inconsistent though. And not how that word is pronounced. Great story, but that one word took me out of the narrative every time.

    • @anandabliss9997
      @anandabliss9997 3 года назад +1

      I’ve only heard room, rum is just a subliminal to make someone want to drink.

    • @thanhool
      @thanhool 3 года назад +5

      Red...rum

    • @chariotwheel
      @chariotwheel 3 года назад +3

      Hey! That’s how I pronounce room too, I didn’t even realize he was doing it. I wonder if it’s regional.

  • @talyn1253
    @talyn1253 6 месяцев назад

    Thb ur the only person reading these stories that's doesn't have an annoying voice. It always sounds like everyone else is trying to make things scary by their way of speaking. You let the stories speak for themselves. Thank you.

  • @humanconsumer2864
    @humanconsumer2864 2 года назад +10

    start laughing happily at the torture scene to establish dominance to the demon thing

  • @sydneysanchez6744
    @sydneysanchez6744 3 года назад +8

    I was just playing this to get some sleep, but it’s so good that every time I dose off, I go back to parts I missed. Definitely subscribing. This should be a movie