Cockatoo Attempts To Order Farts Off Of Alexa
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2020
- Onni cockatoos owners/parents found out he has been up to some tricks with their Amazon Alexa. He has made an ongoing shopping list, but they have no idea how he did it. They do not know how to activate the Alexa skill and thought it would be funny not to learn and just leave it up to Onni and see what happens. Meanwhile they did try to teach Onni to command Alexa to fart. They didn't quite expect what happened next …
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You *do* realize that you don't have to pause and wait for the lights before talking, right? The very moment you say "Alexa", it immediately starts listening. So just talk to it like you would a person.
@Psythik Thanks. I didn't figure that out until the last couple of years, after having it for many, many years.
ah yes, the classic shopping list of: Fart, Fart, hello, and eggs
Bahahahaha
Yes my dog first time heard the Alexa he was like what was that I’m so confused then he took his poopie emoji pillow that I won at the carnival and it rip one day my mom almost threw it out so my mom had to fix him or else my dog would be very day he was howling like he was crying
I’m going out to the supermarket today .want me to buy anything else other than the list?
fart, fart, hello eggs! It's a natural progression
Skylah SPOILER
People: "Birds are so smart and majestic!"
Birds: "ALEXA ORDER FARTS"
Let 2-3yo child to make an order like this. Would have been something similar.
More like her owner really.
“out in the wild, a bird ordering hellos, farts, and eggs”
“(sob) *it’s* *beautiful* “
You know damn well Amazon was 2.7 seconds into packaging a box of farts to ship to these customers. 😶
@@JonBoullion1020 If Bezos could figure out a way, I'm sure he'd make money off it.
I like how the beginning is just Onni's owner agressively telling Alexa,
"Alexa. 𝙁𝙖𝙧𝙩."
I bet they're tired of hearing Onni tell Alexa to fart by now!?
Day one when we perfect AI house helper robots
I’m watching this video and when It’s telling Alexa to fart...My Alexa is saying...Sorry, I don’t know that! Lol!
My Alexa heard the video
How I talk to the wamen.
I love how when Alexa says “you have four items on your shopping list” onni just looks like he’s freaking out about being caught
Yes lol❤!
“The government is listening.”
“Fart”
The FBI operator assigned to monitor this family would probably be too terrified to go over if they said anything incriminating 😂
Lmao
And this fart's just for you, Illuminaughty folks!! 😁😁😁😁
😂😂😂
I needed that laugh. So funny.
The ideal shopping list:
Fart
Fart
Hello
Eggs
the eggs keep the cycle going
i think you order the eggs first. The farts are free.
@@brandonr1729 Could order some Liquid Ass fart spray though...😂
I love abit of farts in the morning
Things everyone really needs during this crazy time we're all in!
I don't know wether to laugh or be super afraid. If Birds and AI get together were in huge trouble.
how do I see you everywhere
They already are. Birds, the fed, and big tech are all conspiring together already, didn't ya know? 😂🤣
(That's sarcasm, just to be clear. I'm not really a conspiracy theorist who believes birds aren't real and are actually government robots or however it goes, lol.)
were?
Bird will be the master species
*whether
*if birds
*together, we're
My grandpa used to make us eggs and bacon for breakfast. Afterwards he would let out a nice fart and say "Ohhh, Hello". I think my grandpa reincarnated to your bird.
Sir your grandfather was a cockatoo
Good possibility!
Reincarnation is real!
Hi dad I found your account!
He wasn't scared - like any intelligent being he heard farts and moved out of range!
😆😆😆😆😆
Calico Quilter Lol. He’s very smart. 😂😂
Birds are smarter than us for sure 😂
@Calico Quilter exactly 😉😂
Smart bird 😂
“Farts, hellos, and eggs” are manageable, so long as Onni says “Fart” and not “Foreign cars.”
If cars, motorcycles and computers were on the shopping list then you may have a problem.
now don't give her any ideas.
janeyrevanescence12
Onni is a boy
lol
@@jerryp1392
Especially if you get a bill for these later on.
There's so much intelligence you can see in the bird's eyes as he's listening to her speak. You can almost see him figuring it out in his mind if that makes sense. Anyways, so cute.
Hello Tanya. How are you doing today?
Shame about the owner though huh.
So much intelligence in the birds eyes, followed by the realization that he's trapped in a house, with an immature child as his caretaker...😒
@@JefferyClifford-js8dj That's really awkward... You should work on your social skills; learn cues, when to and when not to try and make random passes at strangers...
yes... astounding these birds.....
I just love when the feathers raise up on top of their head. Like their version of raising eye brows
I know me too! They're so adorable. 😄💟
@@laurenmastroviti6543 I know they’re cute. I just love animals. I think owls are super sweet too
*eyebrows
the daily essentials: fart, fart, hello, and eggs.
Parsa Kondori xD
Yeah. We literally ALL just watched the video. No reason to repeat it. We JUST watched it.
What are you some sort of generic derp of a person? Yikes.
@@adameves5970 calm down , I don’t get why you’re saying that stuff it’s just a little joke , calm yourself .
@@adameves5970 Bloody hell. I thought that little joke was funny in itself!
You can’t deny that at least 2 of these are common everyday things.
Hello’s so common it even has variants.
Eggs are so normal that we eat them often.
And for the nights, we have farts. Possibly even more then 2. (Apparently)
“Alexa add fart to my shopping list.”
“Okay, adding fart to shopping list.”
Literally like that episode of South Park. 😂
😂😂😂
@@skinney9542 XD How can you add hellos and farts to shopping lists?
@@Toothless_Clubb Bezos will find a way
I could just see the wheels turning in that bird's brain when you were teaching it how to order farts. He was really thinking it over and trying to understand the process and make the connection. What intelligence.
I got the impression he knew exactly what farts were and didn't realize that that machine or whatever he thinks it is can fart like a living creature.
You said Bird Brain.
@@oriraykai3610 no
As this video was playing, the Alexa on my nightstand was making fart sounds every time she heard it said in the video. When the lady mentioned the shopping list, my Alexa started to tell me what I had on my list. I had to keep telling her to stop. I was laughing at both, and the very cute bird!
Lucy that is hilarious! Thanks I really needed that today.😂
... a package containing greeting cards, Whoopee cushions, and eggs arrives at your doorstep
Or fart spray.🤣😂
It never seems to take birbs very long to learn to say "Alexa" :)
I mostly hear “Arexa” than “Alexa” from my cousin’s bird
They also learn the chime doorbell noises too. Drives my friend nuts
Also some of them can pronounce the word "birds" not "birbs". LOL
all the ring tones of the household. both the landline and the cell phones. don't forget the kitchen cooking timer
@@LunaRayArclight must be a Chinese bird.
I couldn't play this video. Every time you said "fart" my Alexa would think I was talking to it and let one rip. 😆
So did mine 😂🤣
Somewhere out there someone is spying on Alexa devices thinking they’re going to get some juicy secret info
Instead they hear a bird ordering farts
"Alexa : fart".
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you 'humanity'.
Hahahahahahahaha that’s is fantastic! 😂 you’ve gotta catch Onni in the act of ordering lmao I love it
Lord knows I'm dying to. we are having so much with the fact that we have no clue how to open up some sort of shopping thing on it and order things. Only Onni knows so far. Right now he annoys the heck out of me because I love listening to music. That is what I use her for. Onni loves saying Alexa now and he is starting to copy my commands like Alexa stop/skip/whatever. Right in the middle of Neal Diamon: "..
." hands reaching out... touching me... touching YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, Sweet.."
"ALEXA STOP". "GDAMNIT ONNI REALLY? ugh"
You and your family is awesome. Charming. Have always loved you. Lil Ollie lol, the baby, axoltol, doggy, etc. Great message and great way of showing how a pet can fit in to families, even challenging ones.
Gotcha the Cockatoo I love watching your videos your Cokatoo is so funny and cute
There are many great videos on how to do it.
No.no.no.no.no.no.no
Set up as many video cameras as it takes to record Onni telling Alexa to order farts, and then post the vids ASAP - that would definabsotively be freakin' EPIC!!!!!
The birb moved knowing that one more fart might lead to splatter..
Omni: “Alexa?! Order eggs. Order farts. *Initiate order 66.”*
I love how when you show her "fart" the first time, she curiously looks at Alexa to see what this new unheard-of command does! She copies up to "Alexa" and then she's like "ooh that's new". The facial expression of pure intrigue and awe is so evident it's amazing and adorable.
I commented similar. I noticed the curiosity/intelligence in his eyes as if he was trying to listen to work out how to say it. So cool.
He onni is a male
So that's what is in those plastic inflated packaging bags that come with my orders.
😂😂😂
Lmaoooo
Makes sense! 💨💨💨
DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE BEEN THROWING THEM OUT!
This made my day, I'm dieing laughing! 😂
Alexa: “you have four items on your shopping list“
Onni: “wAIT NO-“
Onni really embarrassed when Alexa read the list out aloud (• ▽ •;)
i cried laughing at this
I love that cheeky ‘Alexa fart’ with his back turned at the end 😂😂😂
I love seeing how birds learn. You can see their interest and concentration...also their playful wit and humor. Lol
He's becoming smarter every day
Not smarter, simply more knowledgable, informed and educated. All beings are smart and intelligent, equally.
@@TheTaterTotP80 as much as i love animals, i doubt a Primate like a chimp or a dolphin has the same level of inteligence than a cow or even a dog.
Tulip Are your flags supposed to be be what color blind peolle see?
becoming farter*
@@TheTaterTotP80 Except they're not
4 items on your shopping list:
fart,fart,hello,eggs. thank you for choosing good bois pet store-
My Alexa is going off now - so many types of farts, I did not know! - LOL
Onni figured out how to order stuff using Alexa before his hoomans
He even ordered the one thing that's so rare, you can barely find it on the black market
Dave Smith no farts
Hoomans?
Wtf?
Did you just derp that up with your generic human brain?
For Christ's sake. Is there no standard anymore?
@@adameves5970 bruhhh they are just joking
@@adameves5970 you have the generic no-lifer brain
@@adameves5970 Nah you got that right, we're here to break 'em
This video proved that my sense of humour hasn’t changed since I was ten, and I’m ok with that. This has me laughing until I was seeing stars!
*humor
At least you tried.
@RealAlcibiades *humour
This is how it’s spelt in my country, so shush 😋
yeah!
The word fart still gets me… lol and I’m not 10 myself… lol
@@titanqueen7217 cool where you from?
That bird has the biggest personality. You can tell it's well cared for and loved. Thank you for sharing.
i love how onni just slowly inches and leans closer to the alexa at first and then just stares at the owner flabbergasted when it farts
I had to watch this again 😂😂😂
Third
fourth
fifth
6th
7th
My friend's Alexa heard this and his actually farted. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Richard Tucker 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Many alexas around the world have farted due to this video
Lol 😂
@@ericmendenhall2867 I believe so. 🤣🤣🤣
Onni ordering farts, hello, and eggs on the shopping list is hilarious.
Thank you for giving me the BEST belly laugh first thing in the morning, I shared this with my elderly mom because bird videos like this really set her off (laughing, not cursing) and struggling with chronic health issues and pain, I do whatever I can to bring her more laughter. Onni is a gem. Is he a cuddler, I wonder? I'm going back for another watch... Laughter really is the best medicine. Better than some others I've tried, anyway.
Oh man thank you. This made MY day. My friends elderly mom was confined to bed. She loved Onni videos but especially his birdy blogs. Look up his Birdy VLOG playlist here. We actually make mini adventures movies of his life.
The whole time I listened to this, my Alexa responded and farted too. I feel cosmically connected to you now.
The way the bird looks at you like are you really doing this right now lol
When Onni forgets the shopping list
Alexa: the shopping list is fart fart hello and eggs
Onni: thank you Alexa !
This is the first video of Onni's I've seen. Onni is adorable!!! He's so cute! I just love him!❤❤🐦
Alexa, add to the shopping list "hello, farts and eggs". LOL Onni knows how to do the shopping list. Better keep checking that shopping list, who know what Onni may add next.
Sally A. He will probably add the Statue of Liberty 🗽
Alexa, whomst'd've added peanuts on the shopping list?
*c h I c k e n n u g g e t*
Don't ask; I don't know either😂
It's almost like you watched the video, based on your regurgitation.
But it's obvious you're just a derpy generic person with no sense of normalcy.
I'm dying of laughter right now I'm smiling so hard I can't even breathe, how cute! I love this.
Love the shopping list and the way he says Alexa my gosh just so cute
the really mindblowing part was when the delivery guy showed up with a box of farts, 'hellos' and eggs a week later.
His googly eyes when hearing fart sound 🤣😂😭 👀 I cant stop watching this!!
*brib calls Amazon*
Yes hi uhm I never received my farts
Lmao
“Do you have an exception for a whoopie cushion?”- Amazon, the website that doesn’t get birds.
That's hilarious.....I cracked up at her saying Alexa at the end 😆
My Alexa just got into the act! She actually asked me If I wanted a "Christmas fart'" and then proceeded to produce an array of farts and commented on them. omg, I'm dead.
hahahaha mine did the same thing
What's so weird about helloes, farts and eggs?
I put them on my shopping list every week! 😆
So I'm guessing the eggs were being ordered to make the farts last longer 😂😂😂 how cute is Onni 💞💞
To make them smellier ofc. Lolz.
too funny! I had a Umbrella Cockatoo named Dakota!! They are very entertaining birds!
1:26. Aww the way he says Alexa is so cute 🤣🤣💕
Sorry bout revamping a past video, I just wanted to redo it with the story so I could share to other platforms.
Rebecca Stout now you should teach him “Alexa, play Despacito”
I love this video more and more and loottdsss of laughs
Get her to say I got your nose 😂😆
It is always fun to watch you guys, whether a new video or a blast from the past. 👍
Aw, it’s alright! It’s still very neat
Omg! My stomach hurts from giggling! 😆 That right there is why I love cockatoos! 💞🕊👍👏
same here, I haven't laughed this much in a very long time.
Such an intelligent animal. You can see the gears turning in her mind lol
I love when a cockatoo is interested in something and the feathers on their head stand up. Theyre so cute and smart. ❤
That was so PRECIOUS. I love the way Baby Onni says, 'Alexa'. That's some list our sweet boy came up with. Good luck with that order.💛💘🤗
They never cease too amaze me. I am the proud parrot parent say that 4 times fast. Of 4 fids. That's bird lingo for "kids" folks. One Senegal, One Black Capped Conure, 1 Alexandrine, and last but not least 1 Congo African Grey. And just like Onni they surprise me with their intelligence EVERYDAY. I've been in the avian field now for nearly 40yrs having "hands on" experience with everything from Warblers to Birds of Prey. So bird are truly my passion and feathered jewels in my humble opinion. Great job raising Onni she's a beautiful bird and in VERY good health i must say. I don't see many Cockatoo's that are in full feather as most have feather plucking issues. So your certainly doing something right with her diet and behavioral stimulation which they A LOT of.
I'm so flattered! May I ask, what are your favorite parrots, which ones would you say are the best pets, and what are your favorite wild birds?
I love the fact that she wanted to order eggs.
This made me so happy 🥰 Everyone should have a cockatoo like Omni!
If mankind goes extinct I would like to come back and see that cockatoo's evolved into the next technological beings .
Cockatoos and octopi.
Fart, fart, hello, and eggs THE ULTIMATE SHOPPING LIST
Hahaha the Birdy looked so violated for the first couple farts 😂
My nearby Echo heard the command and is now farting! Thanks a lot!
This is so juvenile and silly...and I am here for all of it!! Thank you for the giggles and all out laughter!
She's so beautiful! She looks happy, too!
I love buster, everyday, he makes my life feel better 🤗🙏💕💖❤️😊
Buster is amazing. I love him. This however is Onni LOL
Yep - I’m convinced he has been having secret communications with Petra! Whatever you do - DON’T hook Alexa up to your radio or the lights ! ! ! Who knows what will happen around your house then ! ! ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
👵🏻🐾💕🇨🇦
🤣 Looks like this is where it’s heading.
Lol definitely not the bathroom light either. Could be disastrous
No way lol! Besides, I think Petra has a doctorates in Alexa.
alexa on alexa off alexa on alexa off alexa on alexa off lights go on n off at random times LOFL ROFL . I use to have a cockatoo, I miss my cockatoo :(
Ive installed things connected to Alexa from ceiling fans, lights, climate control, water faucets, door locks, alarm sirens, lawn sprinkler systems and the list goes on. I'm waiting to hear about two birbs trying to out-do each other with Alexa commands, lol
That was so funny! I have my Alexa by my bed and it started farting from hear it on here!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
Such a cutie, he/she made me laugh out loud!
Hilarious.. soo funny i love birds they are very smart
My Alexa heard this way out in the living room and did it!!🤣🤣❤❤
That beginning had me laughing. They don't know how to do shopping list with Alexa but they know how to make it fart. Classic humans :D
Every time I end up rewatching this video I fear for my life cause it has me crying and wheezing every timmmmme
Never thought birds could be so intelligent!
🤣🤣🤣 I’ve never seen this so I’m glad you re-did it! Lol this is so precious 😋
To this day Onni is still waiting for his toots, hello’s and eggs
This is freaking hilarious. Fart, fart, hello and eggs!🤣😂😭 I hope this Onni video goes viral. You deserve it!!! 🐦❤️
When Onni is learning learning, he looks like this: 😮
Adorable bird.
Alexa, fart!….. We are truly the pinnacle of evolution. What a time to be alive.
I love this bird so adorable
He's too funny! They're just like kids. 😂
P.S. Beautiful quartz and amethyst! 😻
It is said that cockatoos have the intelligence of a five-year-old. :)
🤣😂 AH YES ALWAYS THE TOP 3 MUST HAVE’S ON MY SHOPPING LIST!😂🤣😂🤣
Farts, hellos, and Eggs. Who said that's a bad shopping list. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was listening to this near my Alexa and it started making fart sounds on all of our devices in our home. So funny! Tks for the laughs!
Half a dozen of your best farts,thanks.🤗
OMG🤣😆😅 That was awesome!! Thanks for sharing that!😂♥️
Never seen anything as amazing. There are no two better ways of communication. I'd love to get both. What joys. Amazing.
I enjoyed the video very much!!! Onni sure knows how that device works!!! He can start helping out with the grocery list now!!! I wonder if they have farts and hellos at the grocery store haha!!! One smart, funny bird!!! Sweet, adorable Onni as always!!!😍
We were listening to this by our Alexa ... and she tried to outdo Onni’s list . . . We never got to add eggs ... but our girl won the flatulence competition soundly with fourteen prime examples ... Who knew Alexa would even do this! The things you learn on YT😆
Much more valuable than a college education
‘You’ve disabled big fart in the past. Do you want to enable it again?’ Damn you OP 😊
Alexa, read the shopping list:
peanuts
rope
knives
hammer
zip ties
.... daaamn cockatoo
You’re the best Onni! 😂 💖🕊
OH THE EMBARRASSMENT - I had no idea anyone in the house had done this - when ‘Alexa’ was first said, ours replied with ‘you’ve disabled Big Fart in the past’ 😟
I don't care how late I'm commenting... This is too funny. I can bearly type bc of laughing so hard.
Hearing Onni saying "Alexa" is the most lovely thing that have happened to me in a while.