Top 10 Deadpool Burns
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
- This anti-hero can dish it with the best of 'em. For this list, we’ll be looking at the funniest and most savage insults the Merc with a Mouth has slung in live-action appearances. Our countdown includes Super Suit Request, Studio Can’t Afford X-Men, A Name Like Francis, and more! What’s your favorite Deadpool quote? Sounds off in the comments!
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To josh B. (Cable) Zip it Thanos!
When he shot his Merc with no mouth counterpart. Ah sweet catharsis
I actually enjoyed the Black Widow reference when she calms Hulk down. As Deadpool climbs on top of Juggernaut, "Hey big guy, the sun's getting a little low..."
Lol it made me think of Thor Ragnarok instead!
ZIP IT Black Black Widow! is what took me out
Lol
I died 🤣.
@@michaelrichards5340 Actually that was a Comic Cannon Joke. Blind Al? Was supposedly a red room graduate way before Nat.
Stan Lee's character: "Nice suit!"
Deadpool: "Zip it, Stan Lee!"
🤣
"This is so confusing, is it sexist to hit you is it more sexist to not hit you!? I gotta say the line's real...blurry" ~Deadpool, 2016
The funniest part of that scene is that Deadpool is loading his gun and aiming at the woman's head while saying that.
better yet:
"HAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR ABOUT TO BE RAN OVER BY A ZAMBONI"
You + are = you're. It isn't hard. Anyone who's ever gone to school should know this.
@@englishatheart lol Bad spelling or grammar online are a peeve for me also, especially when having to re-read a sentence to figure out what a person is saying. It does remind me I may be talking to others online who have English as a second language, though.
@@englishatheart I'm a pedantic asshole, so I'm going to have to disagree. A five-year-old in Japan probably wouldn't know the difference between your, you're, and yore.
Disney: "We need to think about the kids."
Deadpool: "Says who? You?"
I mean there was blood in the latest "The Owl House" episode
The kicker is, he's not wrong.
@@盧璘壽로인수 DUDE!!
Spoilers.
Isn't dead pool owned by Fox since it's part of the X-men or should I say X- force
@@albertoromero5075 thanks please is it fox or Disney cause I know fox gives room for R rated and dark films like X-men origins
A good character like Deadpool knows how to take aim at everything satirically and he excels at that
Deadpool berating Domino about her luck powers but she’s the one getting stuff done is hilarious.😂
Luck is not a power!
@@savagehiro1720 Oh, really? 😝😏😆
Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool just makes so much sense. I always imagined his voice would be deeper, but I love this.
Ryan was born to be deadpool XD man up n asked disney "hey can i do a deadpool and bambi crossover....one where i confront the hunter that killed bambi's mom?" " what? get revenge? oh HEVENS no...imma congratulate him :D"
It makes a lot of sense because growing up I'd always see Ryan in movies just saying the random things out of nowhere then when I saw him as Deadpool I was like well yeah ...shit talking actor to shit talking character... this should've been done decades ago lool
I like to think deadpool is Ryan's voice when he's being crazy and sarcastic and his voice drops a little bit deeper when he starts to get serious
Even in the comics deadpool said i want to be played by ryan reynolds if there will ever be a movie of me
You should hear his voice in Pokémon: Detective Pikachu. I shit you not, he voice started in a movie called that.
“I’m Batman!” 🤣 Deadpool is definitely my favorite superhero
Imagine him saying "Im Thanos" infront of the actor who played Thanos in the mcu but doesnt know he is Thanos in that universe bcuz he is not a 4th wall breaker character unlike Deadpool
It's been 30 years since the character Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool was introduced in the Marvel comic book franchise.
It's been 5 years since the 'Deadpool' movie came out, and it's still one of my most favorite comic book movies of all time.
My favorite burn actually comes from when the deleted scenes in Deadpool when he tells Panel Van... "my stunt double is about to f*** you up".
My favourite Deadpool quote is “Shit. Did I leave the stove on?”
The more time passes and the more people clamor for stuff like it, the more Deadpool's "You sure you're not from the DC universe?" line ages like a fine wine.
Case in Point: The Dark Multiverse.
Another case in point: DCeased.
"I've never said this to anyone but don't swallow"
"Besides, nobody's getting hurt... He was already up there when I got here"
To name a couple. There's so many!
Please... after you.. *let's kid inside the cell* ...another disgusting minority off the streets! *comforts guard* we'll sleep well tonight let's go get a bagel
Ryan Reynolds knows how to create jokes for everyone to enjoy, even in his non Marvel movies!
I liked where he called Domino "black Black Widow".
I wonder what his ex wife thought lol
“You’re still here? It’s over…. go home” - Ferris Bueller 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
followed by shaming you for leaving you trash behind
@@AngelWingsYT that was just amazing lol nvr cleaned up so fast
@@michaelrichards5340 all movies need that XD just deadpool randomly showing up at the end to shame ppl for leaving trash behind XD
"Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? I can't tell you but it does rhyme with Polverine."
He's got a noice pair of smooth criminals dahn undah
You and I both mentioned the same one! A perfect line to start the Deadpool franchise!
Francis: Hey Wade! What's my name?!
Deadpool: Oh, I'ma fuckin' spell it out for ya....
I love how he says Yoo-hoo! to show that he did with the dead bodies of Francis's crew
Calling 'Angeldust "Less angry "Rosie O'Donnell" What makes this worth mentioning is that, blooper reel shows this was one of the few insults that got a reaction from the actress. She punched Reynolds in the face. He apologized. Then they recreate the scene.
Deadpool is always making fun of Disney and marvel and even himself always making Hilarious jokes, he’s definitely my favorite superhero also who else is ready for the movie FREEGUY!!!!
That's why he's the Crimson Nutcase
Can Deadpool made funny of him self
@@Earth-uu3nf he disses Ryan Reynolds like even in the comics
meeei cant wait for free guy red notice and the suicide squad
and the chucky tv series
Franciss/Ajax: "Alright, then.... Fists."
Deadpool: "Sounds like your last Saturday night."
Deadpool (2016)
LoL 😆🤣😆🤣😆
Deadpool is that one inappropriate uncle😂😂😂
"hashtag driveby" when he farts on Blind Al is the best. Absolutely brutal.
The best “Francis” was when he spelled it out using all the bodies of the mooks he killed.
And an unconscious bob
My favorite Deadpool burn would have to be when Deadpool says "the sun is getting real low" to the Juggernaut because that quote was in Avengers: Age of Ultron.
I cracked up when he called Colossus "shiny Jesus."
Now he calls himself Marvel Jesus
Ryan Reynolds was born to play Deadpool
100% yes. he just has that "fuck everything imma do me n have fun" mood to him
The reference to "Yentl" is underrated, bringing Brolin's stepmother into the mix....
Super super underrated. TIL
Comments by Wade/Deadpool that makes me burst out in laughter every time;
1. "That's his real name. He got "Ajax" from the dish-soap. Haha!"
2. "How can I help you, besides luring children into a panel van."
3. "You have something in your teeth. It's right there in the middle."
4. "Ripley from Alien 3!"
5. "You're so dark! You sure you're not from the DC Universe?!"
LMFAO! 😆😆😆
“Who are you!?”
Deadpool smart ass: “I’m Batman🦇”
0:57. A 4th wall break inside a 4th wall break? That's like, 16 walls!!
Ryan Reynolds was beyond perfect for this role😂
We need a Spider-Man and Deadpool MCu crossover
Many heroes can fly, shoot lightning, Super strength...
But to always know what to say no matter the situation, to always have a clever quip or the perfect comeback, its the power we all wish we had.
"Is it just me, or does 'Do You Want To Build a Snowman' from Frozen sound suspiciously like 'Papa, Can You Hear Me' from Yentl?"
Apparently the Deadpool writers aren't the only ones guilty of lazy writing.
My favorite Deadpool quote comes from the comics. Specifically, "Deadpool: Dracula's Gauntlet" where he encounters a completely empty street, devoid of people and he just goes "Wow, these streets are deader than Gwen Stacy!"
BURN! The only thing that could have made that burn hotter would have been if Spider-Man was within earshot.
Spider-Man: and I took that personally.
"Don't leave me over here with less angry Rosie O'Donnell"
TONY : I'M IRON MAN
CLARK : I'M SUPERMAN
WADE : I'M BATMAN🤣🔥
its great that watchmojo isn't afraid to average 1 commercial every 2 minutes....that's courage!
Deadpool's shot at the DC universe nearly made me die from laughter.
"I'm just suprised anyone would date you! Especially pinkie pie from My Little Pony!"
Wade wilson Deadpool 2
Disney announced that Deadpool 3 will be R-Rated
And still we got no confirmation that VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE will be R-Rated
Ohhh I think the Venom sequel is definitely gonna be R-rated, because think of how much violence and chaos that might happen in this sequel 😳
That’s because it won’t be… unfortunately
@@geviesanta3631 Avi Arad is still behind it
And by knowing him for so long, he'll probably gonna keep it PG-13 to keep the window open for a crossover with the MCU's Spiderman
@@LeonardoKlotz mmm, maybe 🤔
One is produced marvel studios there other is Sony
Side note on 10. Ryan Reynolds is actually one of the writers. So not only DP roasted the Rhett Reese & Paul Wernick, he also roasted himself.
When Deadpool called negasonic teenage warhead ripely from alien was freaking hilarious.
0:15 Callum looks like Daniel Radcliffe before doing a film for Harry Potter🤣
My favorite line is at the beginning of the first Deadpool where he says I know-you’re wondering “who’s balls did I have to fondle to get my own movie? Well, I can’t tell you, but I’ll give you a hint. His name rhymes with Pulverine. “ He has so many funny lines it’s hard to narrow it down to just 10.
Pretty much anything coming out of Deadpool's mouth is hilarious!💖💖💖
So one of my favorite is when deadpool calls cable, "one eye willy" which Josh brolin plays the older brother in goonies
Deadpool once gone from my vr head set to my kindal and I'm not joking
Deadpool should roast all of the marvel superhero’s 🤣🤣🤣
"it's right next to the prostate. Or is it the on switch"
Dead 😂🤣💀
"have you seen this man?"
"Tell me where your boss is, or you're gonna die in 5 mins."
"Hi yukio!"
"I'm just cleaning up the timeline."
"Big CGI fight coming up!"
😂
I was so incredibly happy when he called him 'Thanos'... I waited for it the entire movie and lost my shit in the theater 🤣
I would love to see see a verbal spat between Loki and Deadpool.
"You gonna leave me alone with HEEY YOU GUUYS "
"All the dinosaurs fear the t rex"
“Who’s 2012 Ryan Reynolds?”
Deadpool: “You’re hired.”
Deadpool:”Tell me where your boss is or you’re gonna die (shows an overshot view of the skating rink) in 5 minutes!”
Dammit! Stop dis’n Green Lantern! I liked it! 🤣
My favorite one is when he says "shut it thanos" to Cable.
A Deadpool/Avengers crossover? Now that would be hilarious to watch 😆.
I love the brown pants bit, especially with the guy opening fire right away as s way of saying "fuck you" to Deadpool.
But my favorite bit was the Zamboni scene
my fav line is "You only work for that shit spackled muppet fart", no idea what it actually means, but sounded hilarious.
"thats not my hand" -Deadpool
"Or is that the in switch" *and I bite my lip from laughter* hurts but I don't regret it
Chris griffin: your breaking the fourth wall, your breaking the fourth wall!!!!!!!
Its the: Canada for me🤣🤣🤣
*FRANCIS!*
The opening credits of Deadpool 1 are *the best* ever!
You should include "zip it Stan Lee" from the Deadpool 2 teaser..
The McAvoy or Stuart line is one of my favorites in both movies.
"I've never said this to anyone before, but don't swallow!"
Deadpool went to Francis originally in order to get his cancer cured. I watched it last night as a matter of fact. Thanks for the video! Cheers!
8:05 John bets $100 Reynolds Ryan 38 😂🤣😂🤣😂
The professor X joke is easily a top 3 moment. You guys drop the ball on this one
2:10 "I've seen this man"😂😂😂😂
All I learned from this video is that Korg is that best friend you never wanted
Duck: "Quack Quack"
Dog: "Woof Woof"
Idiot : First 🙌
If no.1 isn't him getting lit on fire, you missed a perfect opportunity.
Keep it up on your work and this channel
Favorite burn: I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s! (0:26)
"I'm gonna do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late nineties!"
You forgot about the comics, his own game, and UMVC3
I never laughed so hard as when I was watching the Deadpool movies. Ryan Reynolds is a comedic genius!!
Jeez, thanks for upstaging the jokes with a voiceover explaining the jokes.
Deadpool is EPIC!!! I have a red Kia soul totally decked out in Deadpool decor and my cars name is Ryan...🤣🤣🤣
It's funny how many of these I've forgotten.
“You’re so dark! Are you sure you’re not from the dc universe?”
Was I the only one waiting for "Probably a guy who can't draw feet!"?
So we got McAvoy Professor X cameo, now I fully expect a Sir Patrick Stewart one where he just wheels up to Wade.. talks shit to him then runs over his foot with the wheelchair.
Why does this not feel like watchmojo…like this narrator is so different!
I was kinda expecting the Zip It line was when he said it at Stan Lee himself
My favourite was when he says "turns out his mothers name was Martha too"
The super suit request gets me every time XD
Holy chimichangas!
Viewing watch Mojo with my good bud wolverine!
zip it thanos is freaking lovely i love that so much haha
so excited for Deadpool 3…….whenever that comes out
Number 1 should be his face!
*dabs*
This made me want to watch these again!!! Lol so good!!
Can you do top 10 things we want to see in the third Deadpool movie?
It's like his talking is like his life, it never stops.