You hurt a man physically, hurt his friends, ruin his livelihood, and then threaten not only his but the unborn children of hundreds of others... well, you've just given him nothing to lose and a cause to fight for.
Xeno: what are you in for? Human: i blew up several celestial bodies and sent a civilization back to the stone age... you? Xeno: i missed credit card payments
This word is spelled "Ferengi", and no. This name was assigned by the inhabitants of the Middle East exclusively to the anglo-saxons a couple of centuries ago.
Looks like the Xenos didn't hear the secret rules of credit cards that let you use them safely. Rule 1: Never spend more than you have, Rule 2: Don't spend more than you Earn, Rule 3: always have a plan to get back out of debt.
“If you owe the bank 100 dollars, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.” -J. Paul Getty “If you’re gonna screw up at least screw up big” -my father
I wonder if there is one about Metaphysical Humanity. Basically living deities through the evolution of biological, technological, energy. Well you get the idea.
There is one i listened to. Humans in that were the first to reavh the stars and are thousands and thousands of years old. Becauase of their trvhnologh theyre were pretty much seen as higher beings and god like by oher races. Cant remember for the life kf me what its called
There's one by this guy or another who also reads stories which boiled down to humans being decrepitly sick children of the most powerful beings in the universe.
Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: Sometimes revenge is served HOT! Story 2: Aliens say "Show me the money" Humans say "Oh we will....heheheh"
@@AgroSquerril Not a problem at all. Thank you for doing all that you are. I just was curious because I've purposefully held off on reading the series online, to instead hear your renditions. I wasn't intending on pressuring you. I just wanted to see if you were still going to pursue that series in addition to you already varied roster.
Is there an anti-HFY subreddit? I'm curious about how people would write out the obliteration or subjugation of humanity and whether or not they can do it without being too edgy and/or misanthropic.
I recently listened to a story that felt like a buzz kill, Les of hfy and more human, meh(the not so deathworlders) had a real boring story of a alien bird thing who's species uplifted humanity (rather than humanity making it on its own) the human character seems made out to be dumb and boastful, like a chore to put up with, the alien was made out to be bored of the human, taking the wind out of a blowhards sails. It was full of boring stuff. Doesn't really belong in hfy. You might like it but I don't know why you want stories where humanity is destroyed or subjugated. Must hate your own kind.
That first one was definitely plagiarized from a different HFY story. The other one didn't have anything about magnets and the projectile didn't actually hit anything.
You hurt a man physically, hurt his friends, ruin his livelihood, and then threaten not only his but the unborn children of hundreds of others... well, you've just given him nothing to lose and a cause to fight for.
yup
and laughed at him for caring fir those unborn cchildren
John Wick, John Rambo, John McClaine level anger
@@erushi5503 you forgot Bryan Mills. Just blend them all up together and unleash it on whomever...
Xeno: what are you in for?
Human: i blew up several celestial bodies and sent a civilization back to the stone age... you?
Xeno: i missed credit card payments
lol
Human: “nice”
Lol
FOR THE HORDE!
So humans are the orcs of the galaxy,, and the Farengi of the universe
This word is spelled "Ferengi", and no. This name was assigned by the inhabitants of the Middle East exclusively to the anglo-saxons a couple of centuries ago.
@@МихаилРозов-ю9п Huh. I wasn't aware of that. Thank you.
@@МихаилРозов-ю9п well they're referring to the star trek race of the same name.
so.... humans are the space dwarfs?
@@МихаилРозов-ю9п maybe some junction of the chinese and the jewish people? foph are money driven and pragmatic diven.
I feel like the credit card method is the most real way we'll rule the universe
probably
@@AgroSquerril dont rember the exact quote, but something to the effect of compound interesting being the strongest force in the universe
@@zetaking2909 indeed it is
Credit card debt is like burocracy. It must grow, to satisfy the needs of growing.
Credit card debts, and loan sharks
Figures a credit card would destroy the galaxy. And any miner can blow up like the first story. It's why you don't make miners angry.
Also mining equipment is literally made to break things
"we will rule you wholesale," indeed.
Looks like the Xenos didn't hear the secret rules of credit cards that let you use them safely. Rule 1: Never spend more than you have, Rule 2: Don't spend more than you Earn, Rule 3: always have a plan to get back out of debt.
“If you owe the bank 100 dollars, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.” -J. Paul Getty
“If you’re gonna screw up at least screw up big” -my father
I like the second story! There is truth in it.
glad you enjoyed
The nanites will have to get through my sandal first
socks and sandals?
And in the end all that remains is darkness... and the accountants...
lol
Socks, what socks? I'm not wearing any. Besides, all my socks look the same!
careful it might confuse those little guys
The true power of the tube socks.
I wonder if there is one about Metaphysical Humanity.
Basically living deities through the evolution of biological, technological, energy. Well you get the idea.
There is one i listened to. Humans in that were the first to reavh the stars and are thousands and thousands of years old. Becauase of their trvhnologh theyre were pretty much seen as higher beings and god like by oher races. Cant remember for the life kf me what its called
@@joshuahodgkinson1580 that's okay.
There's one by this guy or another who also reads stories which boiled down to humans being decrepitly sick children of the most powerful beings in the universe.
@@ethrsag735 what's the name of it?
@@lightningphoenix7155 Found it ruclips.net/video/Px9KPsP5ZO0/видео.html
Wow that got me, humans outsmarting the whole known galaxy. Great story keep up the good work!
glad you enjoyed
For Argo's Socks!
Kinky
Greetings Mentlegent!
For the Rhythm that is Algo
Story 1: Sometimes revenge is served HOT!
Story 2: Aliens say "Show me the money" Humans say "Oh we will....heheheh"
For the algorithm
The nanites have become malicious. They've taken to chewing holes in only one sock, so the pair is useless.
First story: I'm picturing Christopher Lloyd as the miner.
lol , just a little faster marty
Well then, I guess the most powerful weapon of Humanity is bureaucracy.
sounds about right
For the Sockgorithm....
Any chance First Contact is coming back into the rotation?
Shall see what i can manage this week , it should (If nothing happens this week)
@@AgroSquerril Not a problem at all. Thank you for doing all that you are. I just was curious because I've purposefully held off on reading the series online, to instead hear your renditions. I wasn't intending on pressuring you. I just wanted to see if you were still going to pursue that series in addition to you already varied roster.
That's one hell of a bullet!
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Is it "Greetings Ladies and Mental Jets?".
Mental (Mentle) Gents , Tansposing the M and the G on GentleMen and making it sound reasonable
I hope the nanites steal my other sock.
They look kinda silly with only one sock.
Credit cards are an unspeakable evil, but such a necessary one at times.
Wow bob the dragon is an amazing patron.
that he is as well as data magnet
For the compound interest
Are they the same sentient swarm of nanites as before.
Ok where did the nanite swarm comments come from
yup , that got tired of the toothpaste
the galaxy discovered the long nose tribe
Second story, Why they call it Mastercard.
Thanks for the story 😢
I’m 19, moved out at 17, still don’t have a credit card
it's beach season. You don't wear socks at the beach.
only in half the world :D
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
For the algorithm and the narrator.
For the algorithm
I wish you could voice a character on Rick and Morty.
lol
Bless the Squerril
For the algorithm
For the ALGORITHM
Money Money Money
Easy credit has doomed many.
yup
Just a mildly annoyed engineer.
Fur the Algorerithm!
For the algorithm
keeper going
kept going
The Dni committed suicide.
yarp
Damn it sounds so word when I heard Dni as it is word in Polish and the way it sounded for me was Denaj so it was really weird
FTA!
neat
:)
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@@AgroSquerril this one for you and that beautiful voice brother!
137th, 26 June 2023
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The second one, we became the galaxy's jews
(owo)👍
Is there an anti-HFY subreddit? I'm curious about how people would write out the obliteration or subjugation of humanity and whether or not they can do it without being too edgy and/or misanthropic.
You mean the other third of the reasons the subreddit exists?
The entire reason HFY stories are a thing is because people got tired of humans being the "boring" or "loser" species in scifi and fantasy
I recently listened to a story that felt like a buzz kill, Les of hfy and more human, meh(the not so deathworlders) had a real boring story of a alien bird thing who's species uplifted humanity (rather than humanity making it on its own) the human character seems made out to be dumb and boastful, like a chore to put up with, the alien was made out to be bored of the human, taking the wind out of a blowhards sails. It was full of boring stuff. Doesn't really belong in hfy.
You might like it but I don't know why you want stories where humanity is destroyed or subjugated. Must hate your own kind.
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That first one was definitely plagiarized from a different HFY story. The other one didn't have anything about magnets and the projectile didn't actually hit anything.
The one where they didn't know that the approaching aliens were now allies so a guy blew up their radioactive mine, scaring the aliens away for a bit?
Well other than a mining elevator being made into a bullet, they seem pretty different.
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