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  • @SpitfiretheCat16
    @SpitfiretheCat16 3 года назад +192

    You hurt a man physically, hurt his friends, ruin his livelihood, and then threaten not only his but the unborn children of hundreds of others... well, you've just given him nothing to lose and a cause to fight for.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +25

      yup

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 года назад +24

      and laughed at him for caring fir those unborn cchildren

    • @erushi5503
      @erushi5503 3 года назад +7

      John Wick, John Rambo, John McClaine level anger

    • @grogvaughan5649
      @grogvaughan5649 Год назад

      ​@@erushi5503 you forgot Bryan Mills. Just blend them all up together and unleash it on whomever...

  • @jameswhite8133
    @jameswhite8133 3 года назад +78

    Xeno: what are you in for?
    Human: i blew up several celestial bodies and sent a civilization back to the stone age... you?
    Xeno: i missed credit card payments

  • @badjer4328
    @badjer4328 3 года назад +127

    FOR THE HORDE!
    So humans are the orcs of the galaxy,, and the Farengi of the universe

    • @МихаилРозов-ю9п
      @МихаилРозов-ю9п 3 года назад +3

      This word is spelled "Ferengi", and no. This name was assigned by the inhabitants of the Middle East exclusively to the anglo-saxons a couple of centuries ago.

    • @tordlindgren2123
      @tordlindgren2123 3 года назад

      @@МихаилРозов-ю9п Huh. I wasn't aware of that. Thank you.

    • @cloutogelevatedtv9000
      @cloutogelevatedtv9000 2 года назад

      @@МихаилРозов-ю9п well they're referring to the star trek race of the same name.

    • @kaduVIII
      @kaduVIII 2 года назад +1

      so.... humans are the space dwarfs?

    • @kaduVIII
      @kaduVIII 2 года назад

      @@МихаилРозов-ю9п maybe some junction of the chinese and the jewish people? foph are money driven and pragmatic diven.

  • @ProfessorRaiParadox
    @ProfessorRaiParadox 3 года назад +94

    I feel like the credit card method is the most real way we'll rule the universe

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +9

      probably

    • @zetaking2909
      @zetaking2909 3 года назад +9

      @@AgroSquerril dont rember the exact quote, but something to the effect of compound interesting being the strongest force in the universe

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +4

      @@zetaking2909 indeed it is

    • @frederikanby2634
      @frederikanby2634 3 года назад +6

      Credit card debt is like burocracy. It must grow, to satisfy the needs of growing.

    • @zyanidwarfare5634
      @zyanidwarfare5634 2 года назад +1

      Credit card debts, and loan sharks

  • @Eramiserasmus
    @Eramiserasmus 3 года назад +34

    Figures a credit card would destroy the galaxy. And any miner can blow up like the first story. It's why you don't make miners angry.

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn Год назад

      Also mining equipment is literally made to break things

  • @Caldoric
    @Caldoric 3 года назад +49

    "we will rule you wholesale," indeed.

  • @Theminecraftian772
    @Theminecraftian772 3 года назад +22

    Looks like the Xenos didn't hear the secret rules of credit cards that let you use them safely. Rule 1: Never spend more than you have, Rule 2: Don't spend more than you Earn, Rule 3: always have a plan to get back out of debt.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 года назад +4

      “If you owe the bank 100 dollars, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.” -J. Paul Getty
      “If you’re gonna screw up at least screw up big” -my father

  • @thelaughinghyenas8465
    @thelaughinghyenas8465 3 года назад +44

    I like the second story! There is truth in it.

  • @antekglognut
    @antekglognut 3 года назад +23

    The nanites will have to get through my sandal first

  • @hogfry
    @hogfry 3 года назад +9

    And in the end all that remains is darkness... and the accountants...

  • @FloraGaleFlower
    @FloraGaleFlower 3 года назад +14

    Socks, what socks? I'm not wearing any. Besides, all my socks look the same!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +2

      careful it might confuse those little guys

    • @phasepanther4423
      @phasepanther4423 3 года назад

      The true power of the tube socks.

  • @lightningphoenix7155
    @lightningphoenix7155 3 года назад +39

    I wonder if there is one about Metaphysical Humanity.
    Basically living deities through the evolution of biological, technological, energy. Well you get the idea.

    • @joshuahodgkinson1580
      @joshuahodgkinson1580 3 года назад +1

      There is one i listened to. Humans in that were the first to reavh the stars and are thousands and thousands of years old. Becauase of their trvhnologh theyre were pretty much seen as higher beings and god like by oher races. Cant remember for the life kf me what its called

    • @lightningphoenix7155
      @lightningphoenix7155 3 года назад

      @@joshuahodgkinson1580 that's okay.

    • @ethrsag735
      @ethrsag735 3 года назад

      There's one by this guy or another who also reads stories which boiled down to humans being decrepitly sick children of the most powerful beings in the universe.

    • @lightningphoenix7155
      @lightningphoenix7155 3 года назад

      @@ethrsag735 what's the name of it?

    • @ethrsag735
      @ethrsag735 3 года назад

      @@lightningphoenix7155 Found it ruclips.net/video/Px9KPsP5ZO0/видео.html

  • @thunderbird4636
    @thunderbird4636 3 года назад +8

    Wow that got me, humans outsmarting the whole known galaxy. Great story keep up the good work!

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 года назад +20

    For Argo's Socks!

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 3 года назад +2

    Greetings Mentlegent!
    For the Rhythm that is Algo
    Story 1: Sometimes revenge is served HOT!
    Story 2: Aliens say "Show me the money" Humans say "Oh we will....heheheh"

  • @stevenweaver3386
    @stevenweaver3386 3 года назад +1

    The nanites have become malicious. They've taken to chewing holes in only one sock, so the pair is useless.

  • @mikethurman3147
    @mikethurman3147 3 года назад +1

    First story: I'm picturing Christopher Lloyd as the miner.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад

      lol , just a little faster marty

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 3 года назад +1

    Well then, I guess the most powerful weapon of Humanity is bureaucracy.

  • @lukkaredwolf3534
    @lukkaredwolf3534 3 года назад +19

    For the Sockgorithm....
    Any chance First Contact is coming back into the rotation?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +4

      Shall see what i can manage this week , it should (If nothing happens this week)

    • @lukkaredwolf3534
      @lukkaredwolf3534 3 года назад

      @@AgroSquerril Not a problem at all. Thank you for doing all that you are. I just was curious because I've purposefully held off on reading the series online, to instead hear your renditions. I wasn't intending on pressuring you. I just wanted to see if you were still going to pursue that series in addition to you already varied roster.

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 года назад +2

    That's one hell of a bullet!
    For the algorithm;

  • @shadowhenge7118
    @shadowhenge7118 3 года назад +1

    Is it "Greetings Ladies and Mental Jets?".

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +1

      Mental (Mentle) Gents , Tansposing the M and the G on GentleMen and making it sound reasonable

  • @machstormer
    @machstormer 2 года назад

    I hope the nanites steal my other sock.
    They look kinda silly with only one sock.

  • @mackenziedrake
    @mackenziedrake 3 месяца назад

    Credit cards are an unspeakable evil, but such a necessary one at times.

  • @freedomfighter2054
    @freedomfighter2054 3 года назад +2

    Wow bob the dragon is an amazing patron.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад

      that he is as well as data magnet

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 года назад +1

    For the compound interest

  • @thenthson
    @thenthson 3 года назад +3

    Are they the same sentient swarm of nanites as before.

    • @AvoiceInYourheadd
      @AvoiceInYourheadd 3 года назад

      Ok where did the nanite swarm comments come from

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +2

      yup , that got tired of the toothpaste

  • @aarongoleman
    @aarongoleman Год назад

    the galaxy discovered the long nose tribe

  • @kleinjahr
    @kleinjahr 3 года назад +1

    Second story, Why they call it Mastercard.

  • @brianlips8346
    @brianlips8346 Год назад

    Thanks for the story 😢

  • @LivingDeathGuy
    @LivingDeathGuy 3 года назад +2

    I’m 19, moved out at 17, still don’t have a credit card

  • @scotteggert9820
    @scotteggert9820 3 года назад

    it's beach season. You don't wear socks at the beach.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 года назад

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @macpurdy
    @macpurdy 3 года назад +1

    For the algorithm and the narrator.

  • @captainlandyacht1328
    @captainlandyacht1328 3 года назад +3

    I wish you could voice a character on Rick and Morty.

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 года назад +1

    Bless the Squerril

  • @genericname42
    @genericname42 3 года назад +2

    For the ALGORITHM

  • @KingMarkus222
    @KingMarkus222 3 года назад +2

    Money Money Money

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 года назад +1

    Easy credit has doomed many.

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 2 года назад

    Just a mildly annoyed engineer.

  • @kirkjones9639
    @kirkjones9639 3 года назад

    Fur the Algorerithm!

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 3 года назад

    keeper going

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 года назад

    The Dni committed suicide.

  • @diooverheaven6561
    @diooverheaven6561 3 года назад

    Damn it sounds so word when I heard Dni as it is word in Polish and the way it sounded for me was Denaj so it was really weird

  • @ameliarosealdridge6468
    @ameliarosealdridge6468 3 года назад +2

    FTA!

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 3 года назад

    neat

  • @asdfadfafsdfa
    @asdfadfafsdfa 3 года назад

    For the algorithm

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад

      For the algorithm

    • @asdfadfafsdfa
      @asdfadfafsdfa 3 года назад

      @@AgroSquerril this one for you and that beautiful voice brother!

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Год назад

    137th, 26 June 2023

  • @alexs5814
    @alexs5814 3 года назад

    F.
    T.
    A.

  • @prussiankingdom1693
    @prussiankingdom1693 3 года назад +3

    The second one, we became the galaxy's jews

  • @bubbyscott7064
    @bubbyscott7064 3 года назад +2

    (owo)👍

  • @dairoleon2682
    @dairoleon2682 3 года назад +4

    Is there an anti-HFY subreddit? I'm curious about how people would write out the obliteration or subjugation of humanity and whether or not they can do it without being too edgy and/or misanthropic.

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 3 года назад +6

      You mean the other third of the reasons the subreddit exists?

    • @TheAchilles26
      @TheAchilles26 2 года назад +3

      The entire reason HFY stories are a thing is because people got tired of humans being the "boring" or "loser" species in scifi and fantasy

    • @blackcat09tails55
      @blackcat09tails55 Год назад

      I recently listened to a story that felt like a buzz kill, Les of hfy and more human, meh(the not so deathworlders) had a real boring story of a alien bird thing who's species uplifted humanity (rather than humanity making it on its own) the human character seems made out to be dumb and boastful, like a chore to put up with, the alien was made out to be bored of the human, taking the wind out of a blowhards sails. It was full of boring stuff. Doesn't really belong in hfy.
      You might like it but I don't know why you want stories where humanity is destroyed or subjugated. Must hate your own kind.

  • @Bdady74
    @Bdady74 3 года назад

    Algorithm appeasement comment

  • @rockspoon6528
    @rockspoon6528 3 года назад

    That first one was definitely plagiarized from a different HFY story. The other one didn't have anything about magnets and the projectile didn't actually hit anything.

    • @analinrose
      @analinrose 3 года назад

      The one where they didn't know that the approaching aliens were now allies so a guy blew up their radioactive mine, scaring the aliens away for a bit?

    • @brendanmercer2338
      @brendanmercer2338 3 года назад

      Well other than a mining elevator being made into a bullet, they seem pretty different.

  • @nk-rv1vj
    @nk-rv1vj 3 года назад

    For the algorithm

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 года назад

    For the algorithm

  • @adrgs12
    @adrgs12 3 года назад

    For the algorithm

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад +1

    For the algorithm