The Dumbest Couple Alive

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
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  • @PanchoXXL
    @PanchoXXL  3 года назад +6578

    edit: I’ve grown so much since this video dropped, ignore how I look 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JoesInTheHouse
      @JoesInTheHouse 3 года назад +282

      Goes to show how dumb RUclips actually is.
      *give my Mexican Raincoat his money*

    • @Nvmmmmmm1102
      @Nvmmmmmm1102 3 года назад +62

      Hello father

    • @abbx2875
      @abbx2875 3 года назад +43

      RUclips doesnt like giving you there money.

    • @deqthgrsve
      @deqthgrsve 3 года назад +15

      LMAO

    • @stringless_guitar
      @stringless_guitar 3 года назад +15

      F

  • @MAA77723
    @MAA77723 2 года назад +3

    Matthew is high af!

  • @eurywoulahan7412
    @eurywoulahan7412 2 года назад +3

    Why don’t teens who get pregnant have abortions?

  • @Spitzboi09
    @Spitzboi09 Год назад +4

    That's crazy how different your voice was

  • @FishingWithChris_Tv
    @FishingWithChris_Tv 3 месяца назад +1

    Whisker seeker triple threat circles are the only circles I’ll use. Thy are again in 4/0 to 12/0. used everything Walmart has ever sold, gamakatsu, daiichi, team catfish, and the WST has the perfect sizes and hook gap out of all of them.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +8421

    Watching this is so uncomfortable, not the fact that she's pregnant at that age, but how awkward they are on camera.

    • @nicoledemarasgf
      @nicoledemarasgf 3 года назад +50

      indeed

    • @anythinguseuse7697
      @anythinguseuse7697 3 года назад +73

      your becoming the new OwO commenter i see you everywhere

    • @smtfan69
      @smtfan69 3 года назад +26

      I thought I was an awkward person but this brings it to a whole Nother level

    • @camaron5418
      @camaron5418 3 года назад +21

      I'm curious on how many times you have commented on every single vid i watch

    • @sealy009
      @sealy009 3 года назад +4

      hi

  • @CustomName
    @CustomName 3 года назад +4803

    Matthew is carrying a 32 week baby

  • @andrewtropp859
    @andrewtropp859 3 года назад +3092

    When he calls tlc the learning channel- og fans go happy noises

    • @leviforgrave
      @leviforgrave 3 года назад +6

      Yeye

    • @_pirate1
      @_pirate1 3 года назад +8

      SPIDER MAN?

    • @andrewtropp859
      @andrewtropp859 3 года назад +15

      @@_pirate1 oh no! You caught me! 😂 I gotta go reboot a trilogy again!

    • @cartshal7185
      @cartshal7185 3 года назад +1

      @@andrewtropp859 sheesh

    • @_pirate1
      @_pirate1 3 года назад +2

      @@andrewtropp859 time to uncle Ben be yeeted again

  • @changdeliu7246
    @changdeliu7246 2 года назад +2

    Pancho looks like chills

  • @KianSimmonds
    @KianSimmonds 3 года назад +4

    7:57
    Did he just say Hitler
    Was pregnant

  • @isimpfortoomanypeople5223
    @isimpfortoomanypeople5223 3 года назад +2293

    It's ironic that The Learning Channel is destroying my braincells lmao

  • @zp1rit3d_87
    @zp1rit3d_87 Год назад +3

    old pancho was crazy, throwback fr

  • @Lucy-ug8qg
    @Lucy-ug8qg 2 года назад +1

    Little Machine Gun Kelly Junior

  • @jeanstarnes4551
    @jeanstarnes4551 3 года назад +1802

    “I wanted to get my noodle wet.” *inhales exhales* It’s gonna be ok…you barely had any brain cells to begin with

    • @backwardsblueshell9718
      @backwardsblueshell9718 3 года назад +106

      The fetus is probably smarter than them already.

    • @vcommandarv5916
      @vcommandarv5916 3 года назад +30

      I feel like I lost half of my brain cells watching this video

    • @theemperorcat9832
      @theemperorcat9832 3 года назад +17

      @@vcommandarv5916 I've lost so many brain cells that my PET LEAPORED GECKO her name is Rey btw HAS TO FEED ME NOW BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW TO MOVE OR EAT NOW THATS HOW BADLY MY BRAIN CELLS ARE NOW-

    • @missmichelle1290
      @missmichelle1290 3 года назад +11

      @@theemperorcat9832 I think he had a stroke

    • @saintmichaelsarchangel2644
      @saintmichaelsarchangel2644 3 года назад +13

      “You barely had any brain cells to begin with” 😂 I felt that on a personal level bro

  • @LordSnurdle
    @LordSnurdle 2 года назад +2140

    The look on girl’s mom’s face when he said “I just wanted to get my noodle wet. It’s hard to get my noodle wet when there’s plastic in the way.” She looked at her daughter as if to say “Oh my god, my grand baby is going to be a moron”.

  • @gio5841
    @gio5841 3 года назад +3755

    The fact that they both look like 5 year olds makes this two times funnier

    • @josiahyera3450
      @josiahyera3450 3 года назад +6

      Thier 16

    • @gio5841
      @gio5841 3 года назад +121

      @@josiahyera3450 I said they LOOKED five😐

    • @josiahyera3450
      @josiahyera3450 3 года назад +8

      @@gio5841 i know i just thought u thought they were older because it would be idiotic to have children

    • @iliekcats6931
      @iliekcats6931 3 года назад +12

      @Greer Pease exactly!! xD

    • @codeplaysgames7681
      @codeplaysgames7681 3 года назад +21

      Really, I felt sad, I mean who tf is parenting these idiots.

  • @themeg3083
    @themeg3083 Год назад +2

    look at pancho dayum he looks so young

  • @panzerkampfwagenviausf.eak5888
    @panzerkampfwagenviausf.eak5888 3 года назад +6588

    Matthew looks like he's 16 and 30 at once
    And Haley looks like a 13 year old.
    Where has humanity went wrong again.

    • @arct7980
      @arct7980 3 года назад +40

      Imma just leave this comment with 69 likes :)

    • @risualteron2438
      @risualteron2438 3 года назад +38

      @@arct7980 too late i guess

    • @arct7980
      @arct7980 3 года назад +14

      @@risualteron2438 Damn it 😤

    • @SayaFrakture
      @SayaFrakture 3 года назад +58

      Humanity went wrong at humanity.

    • @Quacks111kao
      @Quacks111kao 3 года назад +32

      He 30 and she 13 sounds like a job for japan

  • @windex_senpai9717
    @windex_senpai9717 3 года назад +1690

    She got a new boyfriend and he acts so much better than ''I wanna get my noodle wet''

  • @marieschrag3918
    @marieschrag3918 3 года назад +1747

    when matthew said he wouldn't let a daughter have a boy over but would totally let a son have a girl over likeeee... 🗿

    • @levistears5445
      @levistears5445 3 года назад +37

      Maybe because he boy she has over could be taken advantage of and doesn’t think his son would take advantage of a girl

    • @marieschrag3918
      @marieschrag3918 3 года назад +180

      ✨double standard✨ what about the boys dad??? this is just how those things happen

    • @paimonismyemergencyfood8663
      @paimonismyemergencyfood8663 3 года назад +36

      Right like bruh 🗿

    • @yunggoat8016
      @yunggoat8016 3 года назад +91

      @@levistears5445 I think I died reading that...

    • @Gonefrl.
      @Gonefrl. 3 года назад +11

      @@yunggoat8016 there basically saying the boy that the girl has over could take Advantage of ig?

  • @Unknown-md5sd
    @Unknown-md5sd 2 года назад +1

    That producer was god damn confused.

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 2 года назад +5

    He's the youngest man going to get the milk

  • @Vile_ReD
    @Vile_ReD 3 года назад +385

    Both their brain cells jumped out when they said hi to each other

    • @thenextgenofgaming3662
      @thenextgenofgaming3662 3 года назад

      You better sub to panCO right now
      And me (if your cool)

    • @aaronkayser1026
      @aaronkayser1026 3 года назад +8

      No one cares stop self promoting

    • @Crystix
      @Crystix 3 года назад +1

      @@thenextgenofgaming3662 who tf is “panCO”

    • @DatBoyNbZ
      @DatBoyNbZ 3 года назад

      U look like nami

    • @lakey7261
      @lakey7261 3 года назад

      @@whommystery no ✨

  • @Ese_Moreno04
    @Ese_Moreno04 3 года назад +1735

    "I don't kiss anybody"
    Reminds me of how Goku has kids but doesn't know what kissing is.

    • @Bcnbiwka
      @Bcnbiwka 3 года назад +54

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @da-nte5040
      @da-nte5040 3 года назад +6

      100th like boiis

    • @Ese_Moreno04
      @Ese_Moreno04 3 года назад +4

      @@da-nte5040 hell yea brother

    • @teahbrown2692
      @teahbrown2692 3 года назад +25

      We found are real life Goku.

    • @4rtyst538
      @4rtyst538 3 года назад +4

      Adoption? Abduction?

  • @bak252
    @bak252 2 года назад +2

    Lmfao they broke up-

  • @L_lovelace
    @L_lovelace 2 года назад +3673

    The fact that he manipulated her boundaries by having sex with her when she hadn't even consented to a kiss just shows the disrespect and carelessness he has for her well being.

    • @jgagmgi
      @jgagmgi 2 года назад +22

      I thought that having a baby is both parents decision. Obviously he did not manipulate her because by having sex they both accepts the consequences of a sex. So what the fuck you are talking about?

    • @L_lovelace
      @L_lovelace 2 года назад +264

      @@jgagmgi im not talking about the pregnancy im talking about the act of sex itself if she was uncomfortable kissing him to begin with he obviously manipulated her boundaries to skip over kissing and go for what he actually wanted which was just sex, I thought my first comment was clear about that but apparently not...

    • @LinneAzalea
      @LinneAzalea 2 года назад +110

      @@L_lovelace it was perfectly clear but some people are dumb, as proven by the comment above and the couple in the video 😂

    • @flowerprincess1615
      @flowerprincess1615 2 года назад +25

      @@L_lovelace I understood what you were trying to say, and you’re right he’s an asshole

    • @tahiroara9552
      @tahiroara9552 2 года назад +33

      @@L_lovelace ohh I was wondering why she didn't stop him from having sex, since she didn't wanna kiss him either. So why not say no, if u don't like the guy? How can sb possibly manipulate u into unprotected sex? Then again, I might be misunderstanding sth, so u guys are more than welcome to clear it out

  • @kinglouie1495
    @kinglouie1495 3 года назад +1547

    Matthew: I wanted to get my noodle wet.
    Me: Then take a shower😂

  • @shocking.-rn3kf
    @shocking.-rn3kf 7 месяцев назад +2

    damn pancho has the best character development dawg.

  • @danielled168
    @danielled168 3 года назад +5

    8:49 Ya yA opera pancho lmao

  • @LPSB272
    @LPSB272 2 года назад +767

    This was painful to watch, I'm 18 and I don't remember being this stupid at 16 😭

    • @Tayk-wx2zc
      @Tayk-wx2zc 2 года назад +30

      im 15 and 10000000000% smarter

    • @whitneybauswell2032
      @whitneybauswell2032 2 года назад +8

      @@Tayk-wx2zc I’m twice your age n never had a boyfriend much less did what these two obviously did to get pregnant... family life scared me. Knew how it works but I was terrified I’d end up pregnant if I had a boyfriend like he wouldn’t respect my wishes to stay as this guy says ultra virgin. And the more scared I get of men as they get more crazy as the years pass

    • @niceguy5217
      @niceguy5217 2 года назад +2

      @@whitneybauswell2032 then stay single

    • @Meowqueen344
      @Meowqueen344 2 года назад +1

      Y do you want be to dislike ur comment?
      But it was good.?

    • @shelbyjohansen2596
      @shelbyjohansen2596 2 года назад +5

      Dude I’m fifteen and I know for a fact I am in fact stupid, but not THAT stupid

  • @tristancisneros7247
    @tristancisneros7247 3 года назад +422

    Bro when the producer even got confused I died right then and there

  • @ghostly3301
    @ghostly3301 Год назад +2

    I miss this pancho

  • @theletterhofficialuwu7196
    @theletterhofficialuwu7196 3 года назад +17

    s

  • @ayowassup838
    @ayowassup838 3 месяца назад +2

    Anybody in 2024?
    👇👇👇

  • @AaZone.
    @AaZone. 3 года назад +191

    I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAID "I WANTED TO GET NOODLE WET" I FRONT OF HIS OWN MOTHER
    7:15

    • @randominternetperson4215
      @randominternetperson4215 3 года назад +27

      This is why God ain't ever coming back

    • @thanos7338
      @thanos7338 3 года назад +12

      God bless all the kind people in this world and they're are peeps like this.

    • @chunk6282
      @chunk6282 3 года назад +15

      It was the girls mom

    • @nickysuper6875
      @nickysuper6875 3 года назад +1

      @@randominternetperson4215 Y E S

    • @MrGekkoYt
      @MrGekkoYt 3 года назад

      It was the chicas mum

  • @JitJaws14
    @JitJaws14 3 месяца назад +1

    never showed his face like this before!

  • @sharkie4785
    @sharkie4785 3 года назад +5

    Happy 4/20 day!

  • @Joe-ge6ot
    @Joe-ge6ot 3 года назад +176

    I am a 16 year old and I am a single man
    And he setting in front of the whole world saying that he got his girlfriend pregnant
    WHAT ??????

  • @Yourfavborderbunny
    @Yourfavborderbunny 3 года назад +4

    am I the only one wondering wtf this man is looking at 6:35

  • @lowercasebadguy
    @lowercasebadguy 2 года назад +1

    Haley could do so much better

  • @Fusanimike1647
    @Fusanimike1647 3 года назад +743

    You know it’s good content when your favorite Mexican raincoat is here

  • @fuze7235
    @fuze7235 3 года назад +435

    "I want to get my noodle wet"
    Me: This is why I have completely lost faith in humanity

    • @viperbot5311
      @viperbot5311 3 года назад +6

      Welcome to the internet

    • @flyinglobster9552
      @flyinglobster9552 3 года назад +5

      Ye 2020-2021 yay

    • @epikmango2301
      @epikmango2301 3 года назад +1

      Trow

    • @punkewife
      @punkewife 3 года назад

      This is why I call myself a nonhuman

    • @bekr3473
      @bekr3473 3 года назад +1

      @@flyinglobster9552 those years where the worst for my faith in humanity.

  • @chloethesutherland
    @chloethesutherland 3 года назад +6

    The dumbest couple alive
    *instantly thinks of my parents*

  • @iwinwoman5259
    @iwinwoman5259 Год назад +1

    I’m fr rewatching this video

  • @idkbanas
    @idkbanas 3 года назад +97

    When he said he hasn't kissed someone ultra virgn here LMAO

    • @floofyt2008
      @floofyt2008 3 года назад +8

      Same

    • @theghosttm8245
      @theghosttm8245 3 года назад +1

      Imagine that heheh...why world...WHY?!

    • @andii-
      @andii- 3 года назад +3

      its relatable asf

    • @vea1733
      @vea1733 3 года назад

      Proud :) af

    • @rook2973
      @rook2973 3 года назад +1

      Haha, ultra virgin club lol

  • @ayo_danni
    @ayo_danni 3 года назад +154

    "And we're pregnant"
    Me: HOLDA HOLDA HOLDAP What the-?

  • @Oofv32021
    @Oofv32021 3 года назад +58

    This is a my story animated moment

  • @szymonradon1276
    @szymonradon1276 Год назад +2

    The haircut 💀

  • @KrabbyPattySecretForumla
    @KrabbyPattySecretForumla 3 года назад +177

    The thing is, on their RUclips they faked breaking up.... and the next video they broke up for real 💀

  • @bebsss2490
    @bebsss2490 3 года назад +643

    Pancho really is like a mix between Ted Nivison and Quackity

  • @HobbyHell42
    @HobbyHell42 3 года назад +429

    It’s people like these that make me question if our society has really evolved or devolved

    • @DarthVader-3653
      @DarthVader-3653 3 года назад +12

      In the last 20 years we devolved what would be the equivalent of 1000

    • @speptap2093
      @speptap2093 3 года назад +5

      I would say devolve

    • @suckmycock1489
      @suckmycock1489 3 года назад

      devolve definitely

    • @s0v1etfr0st
      @s0v1etfr0st 3 года назад +1

      it is for sure the latter.

    • @HSTS_Mari
      @HSTS_Mari 2 года назад +4

      Its always be awful its just on camera now lol

  • @memealistic6017
    @memealistic6017 2 года назад +2

    I swear why does he sound like Chris Tyson from MrBeast??

  • @abbx2875
    @abbx2875 3 года назад +10

    "We're pregnant"
    *Communism intensifys*

    • @abbx2875
      @abbx2875 3 года назад

      😥😥😥

  • @misseverything7202
    @misseverything7202 3 года назад +263

    "explains a lot about teenagers..."
    Me. a 13 year old: No, no it does n- 'remembers my class'
    also me: maybe it does

    • @xgunnarridley6143
      @xgunnarridley6143 3 года назад +6

      Lol I'm 13 and I am the kids making the jokes in the class

    • @nickcastaneda203
      @nickcastaneda203 3 года назад +2

      Good luck buddy

    • @lucasbixley2325
      @lucasbixley2325 3 года назад +5

      Yoo same I'm 14 though

    • @josephjoestar953
      @josephjoestar953 3 года назад +5

      Good luck y'all, school (at least for me) can be stressful but stay strong

    • @r4yv1
      @r4yv1 3 года назад +4

      Little children

  • @_adri_.
    @_adri_. 3 года назад +284

    "Dumbest couple alive"
    Oh lord, I don't think those are the only ones

    • @omegasupreme8814
      @omegasupreme8814 3 года назад +6

      People who been called that before.
      "First time?"

    • @yharim180
      @yharim180 3 года назад +15

      They're... everywhere...

    • @omegasupreme8814
      @omegasupreme8814 3 года назад +2

      @@yharim180 sir calm down or you'll turn into them oh great too late

    • @lighouiil2961
      @lighouiil2961 3 года назад +3

      Gacha *

    • @omegasupreme8814
      @omegasupreme8814 3 года назад

      @@lighouiil2961 thank you for saying it right I was about to say it 😒

  • @nicknacksfor
    @nicknacksfor 9 месяцев назад +1

    i never imagined that, that cut fits pancho

  • @eriksen7022
    @eriksen7022 3 года назад +1464

    💪He says that he still has his v-card in front of a giant audiance on the internet. What a man

  • @sigh213
    @sigh213 2 года назад +1083

    "we are pregnant" means the couple together are having a baby and its a very common phrase

    • @yuyutown
      @yuyutown 2 года назад +28

      Exactly

    • @jseehowitsbeen3177
      @jseehowitsbeen3177 2 года назад +77

      A common phrase that stupid people use, not people grounded in reality

    • @sigh213
      @sigh213 2 года назад +84

      @@jseehowitsbeen3177 let me tell you many people use it and it makes complete sense. if it doesnt make sense to you then you may not use it its simple

    • @sand7210
      @sand7210 2 года назад +35

      @@jseehowitsbeen3177 FYI Most educated people say it

    • @Sarablueunicorn
      @Sarablueunicorn 2 года назад +18

      @@jseehowitsbeen3177 That's the stupidity trend. I have even heard "my friend (a man) is pregnant with his wife". And i was like "wtf mate". And he was like "oh. I mean my friend is expecting a baby with his wife".

  • @tylerfenn4859
    @tylerfenn4859 3 года назад +893

    8:24
    Pancho: “He’s not ready to raise an entire child”
    Matthew: ok, I’ll raise 1/4 of a child

    • @blackwiskers3192
      @blackwiskers3192 2 года назад +18

      @IThinkIt'sMe he left her for her best friend and got her pregnant and left again so he has two kids without a dad

    • @munchingonyams0
      @munchingonyams0 2 года назад +2

      @@blackwiskers3192 bruh...🗿

    • @nadeshikodrinksmilk5556
      @nadeshikodrinksmilk5556 Год назад

      @@blackwiskers3192 bro...

  • @denialisariverinegypt
    @denialisariverinegypt 2 года назад +1

    i know that exact ice cream shop they were in

  • @arkqFN
    @arkqFN 3 года назад +456

    Imagine being 15 years older than your son

    • @gamingheads4600
      @gamingheads4600 3 года назад +15

      Oh shit yeah

    • @yourstepsister2018
      @yourstepsister2018 2 года назад +50

      like when her kid is 10 and she’s only 25 or smth likeee… awkward

    • @arkqFN
      @arkqFN 2 года назад +6

      @@yourstepsister2018 exactlyy

    • @kosmic100
      @kosmic100 2 года назад

      ... bruh...

    • @xxMiraclesMay
      @xxMiraclesMay 2 года назад +20

      My mother had me at 16, and the worst we got when I was growing up was people asking us if we were sisters. It's not so bad anymore, me being nearly 30 now, but it was definitely awkward when I was younger.

  • @SeanTheD0N
    @SeanTheD0N 3 года назад +383

    ''I wanted to get my noodle wet''
    Well then go ahead boil some water then unpackage the noodle and toss it in the hot water then eat it...
    *God I am so unfunny*

    • @talalahmed7981
      @talalahmed7981 3 года назад +12

      You're really really not funny

    • @stellyst3ll_.77
      @stellyst3ll_.77 2 года назад +20

      i didnt laugh but in the inside im laughing quietly

    • @dunnagaming187
      @dunnagaming187 2 года назад +8

      Yo no i actually laughed

    • @jinhub2175
      @jinhub2175 2 года назад +11

      Nice try🤣 but the fact that you weren't funny at all but were trying to be funny was the most funny thing about your so called funny comment

    • @secretiveplotter1228
      @secretiveplotter1228 2 года назад +6

      yeah no i actually snorted a bit...

  • @TeddyBearZStudio90
    @TeddyBearZStudio90 3 года назад +55

    them: but we had "it" before we kissed
    producer: wait wait- CUT! WHAT?! HUH?

  • @erikamontgomery6121
    @erikamontgomery6121 2 года назад +1

    At the beginning:
    "I'm sorry what?!?!?!"

  • @ohdiethere7641
    @ohdiethere7641 3 года назад +214

    The sad thing about this is that Matthew will probably leave Hailey alone with the baby just like 80 or so percent of teenage fathers.

    • @scoooter78
      @scoooter78 2 года назад +25

      You need to watch the rest of the show. It is much worse than you predicted....

    • @ilaria6984
      @ilaria6984 2 года назад +2

      @@scoooter78 what happened?

    • @talky1823
      @talky1823 2 года назад +1

      @@scoooter78 what happened?

    • @scoooter78
      @scoooter78 2 года назад +67

      @Ilarina he leaves her. Then, he gets her best friend pregnant. Then, he leaves the best friend for her again. I forget what happens after that...

    • @thirstaefortae5057
      @thirstaefortae5057 2 года назад +5

      @@scoooter78 dang…

  • @kuwumiefn6943
    @kuwumiefn6943 3 года назад +393

    "Don't get anyone pregnant, if you do make sure they're hot" - Scrubs

    • @Stirling-Shade
      @Stirling-Shade 3 года назад +49

      Nah. Make sure they're reliable. You don't want to get stuck with a hot chick who does nothin' all day.

    • @Stirling-Shade
      @Stirling-Shade 3 года назад +7

      @HypercarFest Yup. Is Scrubs someone important?

    • @LionProds296
      @LionProds296 3 года назад +7

      @@Stirling-Shade y e s. Look him up and watch a video, wait until the outro where he says it

    • @thisguy9540
      @thisguy9540 3 года назад +4

      is it scrubby or scrubs? he has 2 channels

    • @mincat1412
      @mincat1412 3 года назад +4

      @@thisguy9540 he has like 74.2 channels idk I don’t count them

  • @milktea6676
    @milktea6676 3 года назад +72

    Pancho 100% family channel
    *ᴺᵒᵗ ˡʸᶦⁿᵍ*

  • @abdur-rahmanbux8065
    @abdur-rahmanbux8065 2 года назад +1

    Who's that pokemon?
    Mathew: Hailey!!!

  • @teaotaku8610
    @teaotaku8610 3 года назад +291

    Every anime expert knows that she got pregnant by kissing him

  • @ThatDeud20
    @ThatDeud20 3 года назад +174

    I'm convinced extinction is getting closer every day these type of people are born-

  • @ballmanner
    @ballmanner 3 года назад +34

    And I thought I was dumb... ty for reducing my depression

    • @sbe5473
      @sbe5473 3 года назад +2

      Same!

    • @regurgitatedapplez7388
      @regurgitatedapplez7388 3 года назад +2

      I lost all my brain cells

    • @sbe5473
      @sbe5473 3 года назад +1

      @@regurgitatedapplez7388What are brain cells? Never had them

    • @regurgitatedapplez7388
      @regurgitatedapplez7388 3 года назад +2

      @@sbe5473 i only had one...sadly i lost it

    • @sbe5473
      @sbe5473 3 года назад +1

      @@regurgitatedapplez7388 When there's plenty of room in your skull, things are easy to lose lol

  • @Some12
    @Some12 2 года назад +1

    What’s the song at the end called

  • @nickcastaneda203
    @nickcastaneda203 3 года назад +951

    “Don’t get anyone pregnant if you do make sure they’re hot.” - Scrubby

    • @generalscarecrow
      @generalscarecrow 3 года назад +14

      Indeed

    • @cameronhaaser236
      @cameronhaaser236 3 года назад +15

      A man of class I see

    • @overtlygrrl4850
      @overtlygrrl4850 3 года назад +9

      came here to say this

    • @infamous2499
      @infamous2499 3 года назад +7

      A person of culture I see

    • @vahnidk_
      @vahnidk_ 3 года назад +15

      If she bad you gotta get her pregnant. Aye, f*ck her life up my guy.
      -longbeachgriffy

  • @Mopsspoof
    @Mopsspoof 3 года назад +8

    *Damn, and I thought you were gonna say they’re cousins.*

  • @mikewilliams8659
    @mikewilliams8659 3 года назад +118

    Matthew: We had sex before we kiss
    Producer: Wait what do you mean you had sex before you kiss her
    Me:Dying with laugher Lol

  • @sarakim3299
    @sarakim3299 2 года назад +1

    The scarcasm!!!!!gosh

  • @SheWolf_ArtGr
    @SheWolf_ArtGr 3 года назад +10

    5:35 *favorite Mexican raincoat.exe stopped working* XD same Pancho same

  • @tanyagehlot6797
    @tanyagehlot6797 3 года назад +83

    The mom just be like, "Oh my."

  • @robbieengelhardt4419
    @robbieengelhardt4419 3 года назад +13

    Prego today, ragú tomorrow

  • @CerebralPugilist
    @CerebralPugilist 2 года назад +1

    "A girl" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Facts

  • @lanjhh767
    @lanjhh767 3 года назад +147

    first attempt on making pancho say ''the onion shrek'' (day one)

  • @_Drizzle_
    @_Drizzle_ 3 года назад +7

    Pancho TLC is on tv and was a thing that I watched it a few years ago but not understanding on what was going on since I was a bit young to underpin what the heck was going on in this earth.

  • @simpled5755
    @simpled5755 3 года назад +34

    Man I remember when I was a kid I thought I was a gangster for staying. Up till 11 pm watching adult swim now there’s little girls having little boys swim in them. Shits changed

    • @ILoveMyCacti
      @ILoveMyCacti 3 года назад +2

      same bro

    • @nobodys_wrld
      @nobodys_wrld 3 года назад

      oof ur not wrong

    • @randominternetperson4215
      @randominternetperson4215 3 года назад +2

      shit has changed man and NOT in a good way

    • @simpled5755
      @simpled5755 3 года назад +2

      Random internet person Ik it’s changing for the worse. I wish shit could go back to the way it was

    • @nobodys_wrld
      @nobodys_wrld 3 года назад

      @@simpled5755 we are evolving just backwards

  • @DyllPickle959
    @DyllPickle959 Год назад +2

    i miss the old Pancho :(

  • @k_ehm
    @k_ehm 3 года назад +82

    My friend makes jokes that he was given a virginity cloak at birth because whenever he goes near a girl they run away

  • @DrDubMemes
    @DrDubMemes 3 года назад +17

    Some other kid: You’re never gonna get a girlfriend
    Matthew: PARRY THIS YOU FILTHY CASUAL

    • @saintmichaelsarchangel2644
      @saintmichaelsarchangel2644 3 года назад

      Matthew then shot himself in the foot with his attempt to look cool

    • @GummerJum
      @GummerJum 3 года назад

      @@saintmichaelsarchangel2644 kekw

  • @jayleenchacon5018
    @jayleenchacon5018 3 года назад +5

    Bro pancho nice hair today my guy

  • @svb2009
    @svb2009 2 года назад

    Even the producer is confused

  • @Tominatort69420
    @Tominatort69420 2 года назад +4

    7:21 "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."~Qui-Gon Jinn

  • @aileen1885
    @aileen1885 3 года назад +118

    Fun Fact: Most of us came because of the Thumbnail 👀✌️

  • @Sporty922
    @Sporty922 3 года назад +8

    Never gonna give you up

  • @bb.a1ls
    @bb.a1ls 8 месяцев назад +2

    w glow up

  • @frispyfronfords593
    @frispyfronfords593 3 года назад +34

    I wanted to get my noodle wet but it's hard when there is a pice of plastic covering it😂😂😂

    • @ordition
      @ordition 3 года назад +5

      It’s like he only knows how to make a baby

    • @oliviakelly8752
      @oliviakelly8752 3 года назад

      Its called protection dude, if you don't use protection you can get STIs and get pregnant.

  • @zalbert_zest
    @zalbert_zest 3 года назад +21

    I’m never first
    I’m never last
    But when Pancho posts
    I click fast

    • @niphstix
      @niphstix 3 года назад +5

      Im like you
      I know you
      You like pancho
      You are my friend

    • @fezwae4027
      @fezwae4027 3 года назад

      @@niphstix took the words out of my mouth

  • @kaylee9271
    @kaylee9271 3 года назад +42

    My sis said to me "OMG HES SOOOO CUTEEE" and I was like: bit- everyone knows 😂

    • @unknownp7856
      @unknownp7856 3 года назад +1

      and I'm guessing "he" is Pancho XD

  • @sayhankhan7981
    @sayhankhan7981 3 года назад +2

    Yep there is a tv channel of tlc

  • @Bloops250
    @Bloops250 3 года назад +23

    Man... I can just sense the awkwardness through the screen 😅

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 3 года назад +16

    This... Physically and mentally makes me uncomfortable even in the 3rd dimension

  • @ianparker794
    @ianparker794 3 года назад +4

    hi

  • @Coolkid77107
    @Coolkid77107 2 года назад +1

    Can we talk about panchos eyebrows 😍😍😍😍😍