I’ve promoted myself from being someone who just watches their shorts, to a full time viewer watching podcasts the day they release. Happy Monday y’all
This is actually my kind of show. I usually skip the anime or The Last of Us reviews. But also, I’m realising how boring I must be when I tell my friends about shows like this.
Remember working at McDonalds during Xmas. The Christmas CD lasted 45 mins. An 8 hour shift was nothing short of torture. To this day I can't hear certain Christmas songs without experiencing severe eye twitching. 😵💫
I used to work nights at a service station. Christmas songs have traumatised me😂. Plus hearing "spaceman i really wanted you to know" from the arcade every 5 mins on a 12hr shift 😂😂
I’ve tried googling some of the words they use, but I’m not exactly sure what they’re saying sometimes or how to spell it 😅 we need a Black British Slang dictionary maybe for the Patreon lol
@@sarahlowe-thakoordin5644 “pang” or “Pen” not sure exactly what they’re saying, but they use it when a woman is very attractive. That “T” word they use often for “penis”. Sounds like TOE to me, but my sister said she thought they were saying TOOL. “Rags” That’s what I can think of off the top of my head.
As soon as they started giggling, I yelled at my phone “AWWWWWW JAMES I’LL WATCH WITH YOU😂😂😂😂😂” I’ve been that friend before and it hurts to be tolerated sometimes💀💀💀
I respect Fuhad for making it through the entire match. I turned the game off in anger at 4-0 🤣 But James dying with laughter at our pain just hurts even more 🤣🤣🤣
Or let’s be kind and empathetic and give him a choice.. your option or to live ball-less for the rest of his life! I mean tell me your projecting your own insecurities without telling me 😂
Earlier today my husband was telling a story of what happened to him at work & I responded "Y-y-y-y-yeah!" & that's when I realized Fuhad & James have taken over my life 😂James is so dramatic I love it 😂😂😂
Something someone said to me that made me stop talking to them: "I never liked you, I thought you knew." This was a female friend of over 2 decades, who was at my wedding and other milestones. She contacted me after that statement to wish me a happy birthday a year later and I asked her why is she contacting me and dislike me.. she giggled and try to change the subject. I told her that I am unavailable for emotional abuse. It's been over 5 years since that last communication... I do not regret it.
I’m not even a football fan but when I saw the scores on Twitter, Fuhad was the only one on my mind 😂😂😂😂 wanted to DM him, “r u ok?”, but I said nah, lemme not rub it in. Watching from the Gambia ❤
I’ve been catching up from episode 100 and I just gotta say since fuhad quit that dead job he just progressively got funnier and more relaxed each episode! Big ups on the leap and keep doing your thing guys.
This is the one time that James couldn’t get me excited to watch one of his show recommendations. Fuhad’s laugh when James is trying to sell him on “Clarksins farm” had me rolling 😂😂😂😂 love the episodes as always. Love from Canada 🇨🇦 🇯🇲❤
Oh my god, he is 100 percent mimicking James‘ facial expressions like pressing the lips and rolling the eyes when he’s talking the scores. He loves him. 😂❤
Now that we're all a bit older, it's time to REwatch that movie, '500 Days of Summer'. This time let's actually hear _exactly_ what Summer says to Buddy _every_ time, _every_ day. That _whole_ "love story" of the movie is, ALL IN _HIS_ HEAD! It's creepy to watch once you're older, more experienced with life & relationships. Have a great day y'all.
That part about hearing a song over and over gave me a flashback. One summer when I had a summer job, my co-workers listened to the radio everyday. Swedish radio loves picking a song every summer and naming it "the summer tormentor" and that summer it was "Shakira - Hips Don't Lie". That damn trumpet intro and "Shakira! Shakira!" atleast 25 times a day for a whole summer.
Thank you James as a person who loves home gardening with potential of doing it commercially I have thoroughly enjoyed the Clarkson Farm series. I am on the edge on some episodes!!!
I’ve promoted myself from being someone who just watches their shorts, to a full time viewer watching podcasts the day they release. Happy Monday y’all
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We up BIG
Welcome!
I’m a 37 year old Irish woman, living in San Francisco and have somehow, magically adapted “ting and fammmmm” into my vocabulary 😂😂
This is the best thing I've ever heard
I started watching this podcast in order to decipher the code of my sons vocabulary... Now i kinda talk like this too
Same. I’ve been saying facts, swear, lips, and fam all the time. Drives my husband up the wall.
@@thinredline78 😂😂😂
You should fit right in the especially with the Irish accent just tell them you're from Boston.
Can’t lie Fuhad nearly had me shook for second when he started the public service announcement, I thought it was gonna be something way deeper 🤣
I was thinking the same thing
I'm a minute and 30 seconds in and already lolling
That is deep, that’s life threatening as a man😂😂😂
Bruh his team was piped 7 nil by their biggest rival,it’s definitely something deep
@@muhammadmansour3734 fax bro, Man U fans was getting out of hand, they needed this humbling 😂
I saw once; "'We need to talk'... respond with; 'You're right, we do.' Now we both anxious!!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know a good story is coming when James says “Fuhad!” Lol
James' dream and Fuhad's reaction had me CRRRYYYYYING 😂😭
During the game, I was literally thinking “Fuhad must be suffering right now”
We need a reenactment 😂😂😂
Yessss I was waiting for the new episode to hear his commentary
I went school with James and its awesome to see he's killing it!! He was always funny and unique
I come for the laughs but stay for the roleplays 🤣
It's been a while! Lol at least on RUclips.
and James' infectious laugh?
Faaaammm, there’s nothing like it 😂😂 Fuhad goes pretend your my girl yeah 😅
Do u misz me when im around!?!?🤣🤣🤣
Facts!!!
Me screaming a2+b2=c2 at my phone when they're trying to figure out Pythagoras!
And they say its triangles or summin - yh gang gang lol pmsl
a²+b²=c²
as a stem person u people make me cry
Same 😂 I’m watching it with headphones at work and said it out loud
Me too 😂
James was so offended by someone being called a 4 his face when he said what after 😂😂 “hold 4 blows to your nose”
James always chooses violence!😂
Wait wait wait wait wait WAIT. James has NOTES!? He can SING!?!? I love this!! 😃
Exactly what I said!
I was looking for this comment!! I totally agree!!
I was pleasantly surprised. James can hold a note still
Came over from Spotify for this comment
22:41 so cute!
James being gassed about Clarkson’s Farm really goes to show how much patience Fuhad has 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Fuhad’s patience is the real MVP of SNG 😂😂😂😂
Do u know how to spell Waguan idk if I’m spelling it right🤦🏾♂️
@@bnbjelly3609 “Wah gwaan?” Or “Waa gwaan?”
@@bnbjelly3609 or some people just say-wag1
This is actually my kind of show. I usually skip the anime or The Last of Us reviews. But also, I’m realising how boring I must be when I tell my friends about shows like this.
Fuhad’s face when James was talking about that farm show is the same face I make when my kids are talking to me about something random. 😂😂
Fuhad’s face and verbal nods while James is talking about Clarkson’s Farm😂😂😂😂 #HesSuchAGreatFriend
I was thinking this EXACT same thing! Proof that Fuhad is a great friend!
Right. I was like. Bless him
The only reason I’m looking forward to Mondays👏🏾
Factual
Yes!
Literally !!!
Fun day
Same
The smirk on Fuhad's face the whole time James explains the show.😭😂🤣
Like "yeah im never gonna watch it, but go on.. have your moment" 🤣
Bro it sent me. 😭🤣
"i'd rather you date other people TOO then expect me to text you good morning every single day"
james: 👀👀
james: TOO?!?!?!
IM DYING LMAO
Remember working at McDonalds during Xmas. The Christmas CD lasted 45 mins. An 8 hour shift was nothing short of torture. To this day I can't hear certain Christmas songs without experiencing severe eye twitching. 😵💫
I know EXACTLY how you feel!! Experienced this last christmas and working in a toy store made it worse😭😭
I worked in retail and that’s the reason I can’t stand Christmas music. It’s the same songs but different artists
@@kialei2483 different covers, different artists but all the SAME. DAMN. SONGS😭😭😭
I used to work nights at a service station. Christmas songs have traumatised me😂. Plus hearing "spaceman i really wanted you to know" from the arcade every 5 mins on a 12hr shift 😂😂
@@sallyrobinson2285 you've got some strength to endure that
That platonic friends that kiss things hit hard. I ended a six year relationship because of that dynamic.
I'm at the 5 year mark this month.. idk what I'm doing or what need to do 🥲
James ranting about the farm show
Fuhad: mhm…mhm…mhm…
He’s trying to care but he literally can’t 😂😂
I’ve started a list of Black British slang that I don’t know as a Black American. It grows every episode😂
I’ve tried googling some of the words they use, but I’m not exactly sure what they’re saying sometimes or how to spell it 😅 we need a Black British Slang dictionary maybe for the Patreon lol
@@Trombonegoddess86 what’s some of the words
@@sarahlowe-thakoordin5644 “pang” or “Pen” not sure exactly what they’re saying, but they use it when a woman is very attractive.
That “T” word they use often for “penis”. Sounds like TOE to me, but my sister said she thought they were saying TOOL.
“Rags”
That’s what I can think of off the top of my head.
@@Trombonegoddess86the word is “peng” and yeah it just been they’re banging/hot etc.
And yeah, tool means penis. So does “pipe”. 😅🤣
@@Trombonegoddess86 that's funny, you almost got it, it's peng. And the description you got correct.
The moment James realized this wasn't a safe space to talk about Clarkson's Farm 😭
But irony of it being a safe space because Fuhad listened to James infodump for a good 5mins not wanting to upset him.. Wholesome.
As soon as they started giggling, I yelled at my phone “AWWWWWW JAMES I’LL WATCH WITH YOU😂😂😂😂😂” I’ve been that friend before and it hurts to be tolerated sometimes💀💀💀
“We need to talk, but not right now”. Omg… My guy is breaking laws to get home immediately if I ever did that to him!! 🤣🤣🤣
Listening to James’ nightmare in load shedding at 10 pm😭😭🇿🇦
U brave mamas i could never😂😂 during loadshedding shedding pho
@@theodora.m I kept checking my door for the fat man’s silhouette bro😭💔
😂😂😂
I respect Fuhad for making it through the entire match. I turned the game off in anger at 4-0 🤣 But James dying with laughter at our pain just hurts even more 🤣🤣🤣
typical plastic Man U fan quitting cos you're losing lollll
James: “Do you ever feel like we’re just Boys…that lipse?”🤣🤣 Oh my soul💀
"Anything below a 4 is objectively ugly..." this is how people permanently have their Christmas Dinner through a straw. And I am not a violent person.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Factssss
😂fact
😂😂😂😂 I had to read this twice and I wasn’t ready
Or let’s be kind and empathetic and give him a choice.. your option or to live ball-less for the rest of his life! I mean tell me your projecting your own insecurities without telling me 😂
Earlier today my husband was telling a story of what happened to him at work & I responded "Y-y-y-y-yeah!" & that's when I realized Fuhad & James have taken over my life 😂James is so dramatic I love it 😂😂😂
James' nightmare had me laughing so hard! Nearly choked on my drink when he was talking about switching the torch on when he woke up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Time stamp please?
@@jachi4745 from around 47:25 🤗
@@jachi4745 It’s around 47:20 minutes.
@@miscellaneouslife2778 thank you!!!
Something someone said to me that made me stop talking to them: "I never liked you, I thought you knew." This was a female friend of over 2 decades, who was at my wedding and other milestones. She contacted me after that statement to wish me a happy birthday a year later and I asked her why is she contacting me and dislike me.. she giggled and try to change the subject. I told her that I am unavailable for emotional abuse. It's been over 5 years since that last communication... I do not regret it.
you guys are living proof that laughter is the best medicine
Fuhad's face when James first said Clarkson's Farm is sending me. I've had to press pause, because I can't 🤣🤣🤣
It's James screaming "Facts" about 3 times to express how he can relate to what he is hearing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
1:01:30 how Fuhad and everyone off camera is just dying when James says Clarksons farm I can't 😂🤣😂
I had to come thru and see Fuhad's face during his PSA 🤣🤣🤣
The way James was laughing while Fuhad was pouring his heart out
I was literally thinking that 😂😂😂
Thats literally my best friend and I. Im like James and My best friend is just like Fuhad.😭🤣🔥
Ngl that side eye smile from Fuhad @35:08 towards Rem was so FRIGGIN CUTE
❤❤
Listening to James recount his nightmare... Damn that's really scary I won't be able to go back to sleep, thank God I don't leave alone.
That’s that Dahmer doc getting him
Yeah...
Fuhad's laugh when you said you couldn't reach the parking ticket thing had me crying laughing
Fuhad’s body language is HUMBLE as he talks about Man-U 🥲
His team took a humbling belting that's why 🤣
Date someone who has fuhad’s patience and pretend engagement when explaining something they won’t think twice about 😂😂😂
The fact that the podcast is always posted at the end of my day. What a nice way to wind down 💖💖
Same I eat my dinner then watch the show, don't want to choke on my food while laughing 🤣🤣
James hyping up Clarkson’s Farm is literally me infodumping about my new hyperfixation to my unsuspecting fiancée who could not give two fu-
I’m not even a football fan but when I saw the scores on Twitter, Fuhad was the only one on my mind 😂😂😂😂 wanted to DM him, “r u ok?”, but I said nah, lemme not rub it in. Watching from the Gambia ❤
Do not drink anything whilst listening to James talk about his nightmare... I nearly lost a keyboard from the spittake lmao
ICL I’m in pain and been ill for months… that first story time made me laugh for the first time properly since December
Feel better soon ❤🤗. Blessings from Texas.
Awww. Here's to laughs and healing 🤗
I just snorted while watching this and everyone is looking at me now😂😂... (I'm in a Maths lecture). Great episode once again. Love, South Africa.
I’m at my mom’s doctors appointment & getting the same looks 😂!
Was looking forward to fuhad’s take on the score 😂
"I WANNA ENJOY MY LIFE".. 🥺😂😂
That's going to be my response from now on
ELLIS!!!!
I’ve been catching up from episode 100 and I just gotta say since fuhad quit that dead job he just progressively got funnier and more relaxed each episode! Big ups on the leap and keep doing your thing guys.
29:10 Fuhad making himself giggle is so wholesome 😂💕 men who know theyre funny when they are ACTUALLY funny >>>>>>
That nightmare scared the shit outta me!!! But made me laugh so much 😂😂😂
James' dream could litterally be the best horror film!!😂
It's Monday!!!!🔥 Our favourite duo has dropped💯
When James said Titanic, it confirmed we will get married someday 🥰🤣🤣Just for clarity I actually thought all of them would say Titanic😭
My husband opens every door for me when we are together 🥰 I love that man!
Man's a soldier
This is the one time that James couldn’t get me excited to watch one of his show recommendations. Fuhad’s laugh when James is trying to sell him on “Clarksins farm” had me rolling 😂😂😂😂 love the episodes as always. Love from Canada 🇨🇦 🇯🇲❤
I've not watched it, but I had about it when it first came out. Apparently it's amazing..
They say it's like old top gear vibes..
the "im not taking the morning after pill" the first thing my friend though "well im dragging her off and powerwashing her"
I love how competitive James gets 😂😭
patiently waiting for “one of them ones” (fuhads voice) merch ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻✨
You know shxt is funny when Fuhad smacks the mic out the way. Sweets me EVERY time! Love it. #ManDemFanDem
Oh my god, he is 100 percent mimicking James‘ facial expressions like pressing the lips and rolling the eyes when he’s talking the scores. He loves him. 😂❤
I have a headache; but when James put the phone above his head, I damn near died laughing🤣. My head is pounding😂😂😭
I’m at work with tears in my eyes at the story time😂😂
I have replayed 1:02:08 almost 10 times and laughed louder each time!!🤣🤣
Now I can't wait to get to it.
Yoooooooo I usually just listen without video .. I had to go back and watch Fuhad’s face from the very beginning
the laughter and humor brought me here... stayed for the fam, facial expressions and scenarios !!!
Fuhad listening to James talking about seeds 😂😂 PATIENCE!
Now that we're all a bit older, it's time to REwatch that movie, '500 Days of Summer'. This time let's actually hear _exactly_ what Summer says to Buddy _every_ time, _every_ day. That _whole_ "love story" of the movie is, ALL IN _HIS_ HEAD! It's creepy to watch once you're older, more experienced with life & relationships. Have a great day y'all.
When James explains his dream 🤣👏🏼 I’ve never felt so understood on so many levels😂
22:40. James has a lovely singing voice! Never knew.
This comment is so underrated ❤
@@MonukeeHe just carried on with the episode, like nothing happened. 😊🤷🏽♀️🎶
finding yall's channel was a blessing
Do you understand how much more productive I am on Mondays because of y'all
James said,'I know she's Ghanian' 🤣🤣 killed me
The one where he said “I never told you I was a good guy” definitely charged that one to the game cuz there’s no fcking way😭
I'm in my office at work with a do not disturb sign CRACKING UP. I sware i'm doing work too lmao!
I was literally looking for the video like umm it’s Monday guys lol
Lol same
“Clarkson’s Farm” just had me dying in the gym 😂😂😂
The wayyy how James explained the farm show I HIGHKEY want to watch it, I'm definitely intrigued 😂😂😂
I only watch this podcast at work, I’m rewatching older ones now lol the only thing that keeps me entertained during work. Makes my day go by fast 😅
I started watching their shorts and now I’m fully invested these guys are hilarious 😂
I'm HERE for the Buble roasting 🔥🔥🔥
7-0 was the highlight of my week, waking up united fans to their reality 😂.
Enjoy the conference league 👋
Champions league spot secured, hope you enjoy Thursday night football
That part about hearing a song over and over gave me a flashback. One summer when I had a summer job, my co-workers listened to the radio everyday. Swedish radio loves picking a song every summer and naming it "the summer tormentor" and that summer it was "Shakira - Hips Don't Lie". That damn trumpet intro and "Shakira! Shakira!" atleast 25 times a day for a whole summer.
when liverpool scored the 7th i fell to my knees in starbucks, my body was weak
Awe 🥹😢.
James actions after his nightmare is friggen ADORABLE.
James can hype up the most basic of shows and make it look like advanced AI🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Listening to Fuhad talk about Man Utd breaks my heart 😢🥺… my guy is genuinely devastated.
Y’all really sang that Buble with enthusiasm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
James's singing voice surprised me! Man can sing.
I was shocked!
These mtf make my day so much better 😂 their humor is gold 😂
🤣🤣 What. A. friend Fuhad was to listen to the Farm story and not pour too much water on James' pure delight. Lol
The preview always secures the like…😂😂😂
Thank you James as a person who loves home gardening with potential of doing it commercially I have thoroughly enjoyed the Clarkson Farm series. I am on the edge on some episodes!!!
Bruda put that man REM on screen for me. I need to see this boy and his protein fix 🤣🤣🤣
"Youre about to hold 4 blows to the nose" I'm dying lmaoooooooo 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Storytime killed me 😂😂😂😭 dead, dead dead.... I have such a headache from laughing
the whole explaining sheep birthing whilst he is in a crisp light grey hoody is killing me haha
Starting with the tuck is a righteous move.
Big ups Fuhad 💪🏿 👑
“Jeremy leapt in there, he was like WHAT THE FUCK?” 😂😂 I died