The New Land Rover Defender : Say 'No' To Boring Cars

In a world where we need to carry humans and stuff in large quantities across long distances, some sad souls will buy vehicles like crossovers... pathetic, incapable cars that exist to make their owners dispair.
But there's hope! The Land Rover Defender. Friends don't let friends buy boring cars....
Additional image credits:
BrokenSphere - Own work, CC BY 3.0, commons.wikime...
Land Rover footage courtesy of Land Rover Media