I want to add something. Even if Bert had a six pack I'd be like..."dude can you wear a shirt". I've seen dude streamers that are ripped always sitting without a shirt and I cannot watch it. I dont want anyone thinking i was hating on his body 👍 It's just my opinion. But who tf cares. Do you Bert.
You do not have to apologize lol I understand what you are saying and I agree with you. Do not censor yourself and just let people weak of mind be upset at others all they want lol Very odd and distracting when someone just has shirt off for no reason lol
@@joshdahmen3277 Thanks Josh! I just wanted to clarify. And you're right! If someone is hating I think of Bill Burr when he says "ehhhh go fk yaself" 😂😂
Bert sweats a lot while he is on stage. He is super self conscience about having the sweaty shirt on stage. He takes off his shirt at the start of all his shows as a confidence boost.
Anyone that has played competitive sports knows athletes come in all shapes and sizes. Just because you’re in shape and lift a lot doesn’t make you an athlete. To quote Kenny Powers, “I play real sports I’m not trying to be the best at exercising”.
@@Brookgreen1 No, don't get me wrong. I totally understand that, but Burt does eat like shit. On the last 2 bears, 1 cave, he talked about going to McDonald's and eating 10 cheeseburgers and a Big Mac in one sitting. Granted I don't know how often he does this, but if he can do that and ONLY look this bad, imagine how he would look if he stopped doing this.
For the Kool-Aid part, no, I don't think they were high. But Tom and Bert have been best friends for years, and Bert is kind of like this weird ass onion; he's just got layers and layers to him, and whenever Tom learns something new about him, like drinking 128 ounces of Kool-Aid ("red" flavor), he can't help but bust out laughing, which then sends Bert into his own laughing fit as well. You should really check out their conversation about Jennifer Aniston. It's about 20 minutes, but worth every second of it, I promise!
he probably does do 4 miles all the time. man randomly ran and finished a marathon. He's the kind of guy who puts in a TON of effort and then will ruin it all with something like koolaid and alcohol.
The thing that kills me is that Bert, Tom and Joe are always talking about trying to get healthier... meanwhile Bert is drinking 120 oz of Kool-Aid everyday 🤣 Gotta love Bert
They're both on a diet and have weight loss challenges and bert keeps saying "idk why I can't lose weight" while drinking kool-aid and TONS of alcohol on a regular basis and eating like shit. That's why toms reactions is so wild haha
I just love your reactions! Especially when its a Bill Burr video. One thing I have noted though when it comes to the videos you show, the volume is very low, and then when you speak the volume is very high...any chance of evening things out?
Bert didn't lie.... he runs daily, he just drinks and over indulges, he also does not wear a shirt because on stage he sweats alot so he takes off his shirt.
Burt is the MACHINE! he really does exercise and has run marathons! He drinks 24\7 titos vodka he's just that shape. They both have lost slot of weight...Tom's better at keep it off though.😂
Lol, wasn't expecting this to go up so quickly. I like Bert on podcasts but Tom Segura's stand up is great. You gotta do 'Scared straight' which is the same clip as "bikes" on RUclips. If you do it make sure it's the one with actual footage from the show with tom's commentary dubbed over it's the one with the thumbnail of a giant close up of a prisoner yelling in a kid's face. 😂 'Tom Segura - Scared Straight.'
Really quick momo you should get into the podcast that Bill has with his long time friend called Anything Better those two are just so funny and their laughs are contagious 😁
Idk why... but the idea of them bringing their wives to do a podcast with them makes me think of the skit bill burr said about how wives try to pretend they have their husbands jobs. Specifically Michelle Obama. Her husband was president everyone was acting like she was too lol.
@@BigDaddyMoMo1 in my opinion Tom is a funnier comedian than bert. I saw Bert a few months ago at a club in Phoenix. The place was sold out. He's funny but his style isn't for everybody.
You should check out Bert's dance video, followed by when Tom surprises Bert with a dance video of his own😀 Both dance videos are hysterical by themselves, but Bert's reaction to Tom's video is priceless😂
Bert Kreischer's most famous stand up moment: ruclips.net/video/paG1-lPtIXA/видео.html Bert Kreischer - The Machine. Really hilarious. Trigger Warning: he is shirtless for the entire video. Going shirtless is kind of his thing.
These 2 are comedic gold!! There are so many worthy videos to watch from them. Tom Segura: Bikes 48 Hours Steven Segal Midgets Strip Club Named Beef Bert Kreischer: The Machine Flying Dildos Daughter 2 Bears 1 Cave: For Safety (Jennifer Aniston) Dance videos You'll laugh your ass off with these!! Haha! Love the reactions!!
Just the idea of growing up with Kool-Aid and it still being a staple drink. I have laughed at myself for this very reason. So relatable for me, it's almost a 'you had to be there' moment, so funny😂
Kool-Aid is one of the top reasons why the black community has such a high obesity and diabetes related issues. RIP Patrice. Thank God it was sugary stuff like that was also avoided in my house
Yes, yes you do want to se their stand up!!!! Bert's I am the Machine, the 1st 30 min is weird, but the last half is hilarious story into hilarious story!!! Anything and everything Tom is fantastic
Jesus Christ, can you just your audio? Your voice is so loud over the video. I say I got to turn the video up to hear it and then I got to hear you screeching every time you chime in. I want to watch it because I want to support people who like things that I like. But please fix the audio
You need to watch all of Bert's stuff. The thing is, he gets himself into the most awkward situations! So, not wearing a shirt as all about being uncomfortable. Especially watch "The Machine" video of Bert.
Tom realised at that moment that he or his fellow comedians may need to hold an intervention for Bert re: his Kool Aid addiction. The man is on blood pressure related medication 😂 - he needs to become a healthier bear. I love these two. Them, Bill Burr, Louis CK, Dave Chappelle, Joe Rogan & a bunch more. I love when they collaborate.
I'm confused. Yesterday, as a woman you could not be wrong. Today when it comes to his shirt it's just your opinion and it doesn't mean anything. You're right when you say you are I suppose. I wish I had that luxury. Lol
Also, Kool-Aid doesn’t dehydrated you. It’s mostly water and doesn’t have a fuck load of salt, which is what would dehydrate you more than sugar would.
So Burnt actually does run a lot. And you might not wanna touch his camera through the fence, but he does tend to take pool baths. By that I mean that's the only place he cleans himself at all. Bart is an interesting guy, but definitely a cool guy if you ask me. Keep em high and tight mommies.
Dude, if you're into crazy "offensive" comedy and don't care how crazy it gets, you gotta check out Doug Stanhope's bit about the NFL lol Just type in "Doug Stanhope stand up NFL" and its probably the first one at the top. It's hilarious and might send you down the RUclips rabbit hole of Doug Stanhopes stand. I'm sure you already know who he is, but if you or anyone else hasn't seen it yet, I highly recommend checking it out 🤣🤣🤣👌
Hey Retro...soo I'd definitely love to but I dont understand Football. I travelled a lot growing up and they dont really have NFL overseas so I never understood the rules...😞 if that doesnt matter then I'll for sure check it out!! And yes I like offensive comedy. lol
@@BigDaddyMoMo1 trust me....you won't need to know anything about the sport haha. Doug is a psycho, so it gets a bit...intense...🤣🤣🤣 Always good to chat homie! 🤙
@@BigDaddyMoMo1 its either on rogan or bill bert cast but they show pictures of themselves around college age and bert looks like a gym bro hes shredded
to reiterate for those who dont know, bert goes shirtless due to a sweating problem under stage lights. the other options arent comfortable for him. id rather not see his upper-body either, but its a free enough country, and he's a good enough comedian, that luckily he still sells tickets with the shirt off.
You need to watch the part before to get why its so funny. Bert had just explained that he ran 5 miles a day but still couldnt loose weight, and he didnt understand why. Then he busts out his jug of coolaid
Ignore the belly took me ages to watch Bert for the same reason, now I watch or listen to everything he does, the man is just a good time in the form of a man
I want to add something. Even if Bert had a six pack I'd be like..."dude can you wear a shirt". I've seen dude streamers that are ripped always sitting without a shirt and I cannot watch it. I dont want anyone thinking i was hating on his body 👍 It's just my opinion. But who tf cares. Do you Bert.
Tom Ssgura - First 48 and Bert Kreischer- The Machine are two amazing comedy routines.
You do not have to apologize lol I understand what you are saying and I agree with you. Do not censor yourself and just let people weak of mind be upset at others all they want lol Very odd and distracting when someone just has shirt off for no reason lol
@@joshdahmen3277 Thanks Josh! I just wanted to clarify. And you're right! If someone is hating I think of Bill Burr when he says "ehhhh go fk yaself" 😂😂
Bert sweats a lot while he is on stage. He is super self conscience about having the sweaty shirt on stage. He takes off his shirt at the start of all his shows as a confidence boost.
I'm sure everyone is in agreement that Bert should definitely put on a shirt so don't worry no question asked 😆
The best is when Tom asks what flavor and Bert just says "Red" all matter-of-factly like an 8 year old boy.
The Jennifer Aniston story on this podcast is gut bustingly hilarious. You must check out.
Agreed, the full 20 min version too please
came to the comments just to find this and upvote lol. I'm a new sub so you owe me nothing, but PLEASE DO THIS ONE!
same show of them, about jennifer aniston is also cool too
This is a MUST
Yeah, that one's good too.
Yeah Brent actually does run a lot despite his physique. He's got to be able to catch dogs
Classic stinky ol' Brebt
Nadav's laugh in the background adds so much to the show. He's a one man laugh track.
Sad part is Burt would probably be in insane shape if he didn't eat and drink like shit. He works out, runs often, and is a shockingly good athlete.
Anyone that has played competitive sports knows athletes come in all shapes and sizes. Just because you’re in shape and lift a lot doesn’t make you an athlete. To quote Kenny Powers, “I play real sports I’m not trying to be the best at exercising”.
@@Brookgreen1 No, don't get me wrong. I totally understand that, but Burt does eat like shit. On the last 2 bears, 1 cave, he talked about going to McDonald's and eating 10 cheeseburgers and a Big Mac in one sitting. Granted I don't know how often he does this, but if he can do that and ONLY look this bad, imagine how he would look if he stopped doing this.
@@DarkestAndBlackest He also drinks all the time and that's just fact lol
@@ianduran3193 my favorite was when he admitted to drinking boxes of wine on the treadmill
He’s always short changing that Mickey Mantle gene
He’s really running, he ran 1000 miles last year this year he’s going for 2000. He ran a marathon couple years ago without training for it
Eddie Izzard is a Comedian that runs Marathons, without Training.
Burnt is nothing compared to... them?
@@lokithecat7225 what does the question mean ?
@@martin8829 Eddie's pronouns, as it changes, and I don't follow that nonsense.
@@lokithecat7225 mate just stop commenting fr
@@mrmundungus9712 I answer questions, and stupid comments, like yours.
Unless I get bored of you.
For the Kool-Aid part, no, I don't think they were high. But Tom and Bert have been best friends for years, and Bert is kind of like this weird ass onion; he's just got layers and layers to him, and whenever Tom learns something new about him, like drinking 128 ounces of Kool-Aid ("red" flavor), he can't help but bust out laughing, which then sends Bert into his own laughing fit as well. You should really check out their conversation about Jennifer Aniston. It's about 20 minutes, but worth every second of it, I promise!
Stand up suggestions for you would be Bert kreischer “the machine” and Tom Segura “bikes”… to start you off. There are heaps of good ones though
he probably does do 4 miles all the time. man randomly ran and finished a marathon. He's the kind of guy who puts in a TON of effort and then will ruin it all with something like koolaid and alcohol.
Fun Fact - Bert has run several marathons. He calls it the Mickey Mantle gene.
Lmao I wheezed so hard the first time I saw this
This was one of the best moments of 2B1C with Brent and Serial Killer Tom.
Brent Chrysler and Tim are the best.
The thing that kills me is that Bert, Tom and Joe are always talking about trying to get healthier... meanwhile Bert is drinking 120 oz of Kool-Aid everyday 🤣
Gotta love Bert
Hahahaha
I was driving when I first heard this part of the podcast and I legit had to pull over or I would have wrecked, so damn funny...
I've watched this clip so many times just for a good laugh🤣 glad you found this!
Please Jennifer Aniston and "Bert flashes Steve-O" :D
Getting Brent's last name wrong was a master stroke you probably didn't even know you executed to perfection
It's Burnt Chrysler!
I recommend Tom talking about the first 48 very funny
they're not high, Tom thought he wasn't serious 🤣
you should react to Bert talking about his daughter's period party, it's a k!ller 🤣🤣🤣
bert kresheir the machine story is a must to watch
They're both on a diet and have weight loss challenges and bert keeps saying "idk why I can't lose weight" while drinking kool-aid and TONS of alcohol on a regular basis and eating like shit. That's why toms reactions is so wild haha
The guy laughing his ass off in the background though lol
Bro is just slugging coolaid at 9am in the morning 😂💀
I just love your reactions! Especially when its a Bill Burr video. One thing I have noted though when it comes to the videos you show, the volume is very low, and then when you speak the volume is very high...any chance of evening things out?
Bert didn't lie.... he runs daily, he just drinks and over indulges, he also does not wear a shirt because on stage he sweats alot so he takes off his shirt.
I know multiple people mustve recommened by now but anything by burt is iconic and the machine story has earned him his goat status in my eyes
You have to do the video of Tom showing Bert his dance video… I just found you and it would literally be the best reaction ever
Burt is the MACHINE! he really does exercise and has run marathons! He drinks 24\7 titos vodka he's just that shape. They both have lost slot of weight...Tom's better at keep it off though.😂
Lol, wasn't expecting this to go up so quickly. I like Bert on podcasts but Tom Segura's stand up is great. You gotta do 'Scared straight' which is the same clip as "bikes" on RUclips. If you do it make sure it's the one with actual footage from the show with tom's commentary dubbed over it's the one with the thumbnail of a giant close up of a prisoner yelling in a kid's face. 😂 'Tom Segura - Scared Straight.'
This is the clip that got me into watching/listening to this podcast. Oh my god, it's so vile at times but man is it hilarious
Really quick momo you should get into the podcast that Bill has with his long time friend called Anything Better those two are just so funny and their laughs are contagious 😁
The guy he does the podcast with is Paul Virzi they are so funny together!
Oooohhh!! Thank you!! 🙏🙏
@@BigDaddyMoMo1 you’re welcome! They release one every Saturday morning lol
Bert and Bill have a shared podcast
Wait...WHAT. BILL HAS ANOTHER PODCAST 😱😱😱
Good afternoon Momo. Another gem. They both do podcast with their wives.
Idk why... but the idea of them bringing their wives to do a podcast with them makes me think of the skit bill burr said about how wives try to pretend they have their husbands jobs. Specifically Michelle Obama. Her husband was president everyone was acting like she was too lol.
@@BigDaddyMoMo1 in my opinion Tom is a funnier comedian than bert. I saw Bert a few months ago at a club in Phoenix. The place was sold out. He's funny but his style isn't for everybody.
You should check out Bert's dance video, followed by when Tom surprises Bert with a dance video of his own😀
Both dance videos are hysterical by themselves, but Bert's reaction to Tom's video is priceless😂
Tom Segura “disgraceful” is the funniest stand up special that exists
Getting Barts last name wrong in the intro is my favorite moment
Oh boy!!!! Ill never forget this episode. I was listening at work and f'ing lost it. I think its funnier listening than watching
have you done their dance battle reaction when tom shows him on that podcast?
ANISTON STORY.
GET ON IT.
YEAH.
Bert Kreischer's most famous stand up moment: ruclips.net/video/paG1-lPtIXA/видео.html
Bert Kreischer - The Machine. Really hilarious. Trigger Warning: he is shirtless for the entire video. Going shirtless is kind of his thing.
HAAHAHHAAA I LOVE that you put a trigger warning lmfao
These 2 are comedic gold!! There are so many worthy videos to watch from them.
Tom Segura: Bikes
48 Hours
Steven Segal
Midgets
Strip Club Named Beef
Bert Kreischer: The Machine
Flying Dildos
Daughter
2 Bears 1 Cave: For Safety (Jennifer Aniston)
Dance videos
You'll laugh your ass off with these!! Haha! Love the reactions!!
Both dance videos have to be watched back to back. The daughter bit needs to come from his Conan interview. Need to add Koreans to Bert’s list too
For Jennifer Aniston's safety is absolutely hilarious
Just the idea of growing up with Kool-Aid and it still being a staple drink. I have laughed at myself for this very reason. So relatable for me, it's almost a 'you had to be there' moment, so funny😂
Kool-Aid is one of the top reasons why the black community has such a high obesity and diabetes related issues. RIP Patrice. Thank God it was sugary stuff like that was also avoided in my house
MoMo, you gotta check out the 2 Bears 1 Cave where Bert reacts to Tom’s promo dance video!😂
3:57 "That's what she said" Lmao wow
Actually there is at least one Joe Rogan podcast with Tom and Bert with Joe. They are all pals. 😋
He definetely showers in the pool it’s a well known fact haha
I loved this video! I'm on a show tonight and I couldn't stop laughing. Good warm-up!
-Michael Brian
Glad you enjoyed it and thanks so much! Good luck on your show tonight!! (:
@@BigDaddyMoMo1 ❤
Your personality is amazing! But these two are hilarious together.
Yes, yes you do want to se their stand up!!!!
Bert's I am the Machine, the 1st 30 min is weird, but the last half is hilarious story into hilarious story!!! Anything and everything Tom is fantastic
Geez, I can’t remember the last time I laughed like they did. Years I think
Bert and Tom are so funny together. I also love Billy bitchbtits and Bert
My favorite is Ole Billy long nuts
@@BigDaddyMoMo1 he’s the best! Greatest comic alive!!
Koolaid is just flavored sugar you mix into water, so depending on your mix to water ratio, it can still be hydrating.
Jesus Christ, can you just your audio?
Your voice is so loud over the video.
I say I got to turn the video up to hear it and then I got to hear you screeching every time you chime in.
I want to watch it because I want to support people who like things that I like. But please fix the audio
I love this clip so much
You need to watch all of Bert's stuff. The thing is, he gets himself into the most awkward situations! So, not wearing a shirt as all about being uncomfortable. Especially watch "The Machine" video of Bert.
Tom realised at that moment that he or his fellow comedians may need to hold an intervention for Bert re: his Kool Aid addiction. The man is on blood pressure related medication 😂 - he needs to become a healthier bear. I love these two. Them, Bill Burr, Louis CK, Dave Chappelle, Joe Rogan & a bunch more. I love when they collaborate.
I’ve lost track how many times I’ve rewatched this. 3-6
Got to check out Burt's "The Machine" story. It blew up and people researched the story. It is 100% true.
He does ALL of that
Tom Segura “Some Disabilities are Funny” is so great I think you’d like it lol
Only two friends could have this much fun over one killing themselves
You should do Bert's The Machine. Even tho he does have his shirt off 😂
you have to hear burt's story about his nickname " the machine ", and his story about the flying dildo's lmao
Oh Bert can’t tell. He’s like Tom’s dog. Every now and then Tom discovers something he’s doing and just stares in amazement.
Oh and Bert ran a marathon he does actually run.
“ArE ThEy HiGh? I DoN’t GeT iT”
smh out of pocket bro
I'm confused. Yesterday, as a woman you could not be wrong. Today when it comes to his shirt it's just your opinion and it doesn't mean anything. You're right when you say you are I suppose. I wish I had that luxury. Lol
I'm always right. 😆😆
Bro, that much sugar everyday is literally like poison 🤣🤣🤣 WTF???
Idk he must have serious sugar crashes though. It's intense
Also, Kool-Aid doesn’t dehydrated you. It’s mostly water and doesn’t have a fuck load of salt, which is what would dehydrate you more than sugar would.
The next bext clip is Bert jealous that Tom met Jennifer Anniston
There’s no way he runs 4 miles. I watched all their podcasts and comedy specials. No way.
So Burnt actually does run a lot. And you might not wanna touch his camera through the fence, but he does tend to take pool baths. By that I mean that's the only place he cleans himself at all. Bart is an interesting guy, but definitely a cool guy if you ask me. Keep em high and tight mommies.
It's def true that you dk Bert, because he's neither high nor lying about running 4 miles lol
This is so good ❤️
❤❤
You have to watch their promo videos that they dance in next.
Dude, if you're into crazy "offensive" comedy and don't care how crazy it gets, you gotta check out Doug Stanhope's bit about the NFL lol
Just type in "Doug Stanhope stand up NFL" and its probably the first one at the top. It's hilarious and might send you down the RUclips rabbit hole of Doug Stanhopes stand.
I'm sure you already know who he is, but if you or anyone else hasn't seen it yet, I highly recommend checking it out 🤣🤣🤣👌
Hey Retro...soo I'd definitely love to but I dont understand Football. I travelled a lot growing up and they dont really have NFL overseas so I never understood the rules...😞 if that doesnt matter then I'll for sure check it out!! And yes I like offensive comedy. lol
@@BigDaddyMoMo1 trust me....you won't need to know anything about the sport haha. Doug is a psycho, so it gets a bit...intense...🤣🤣🤣 Always good to chat homie! 🤙
Bert works out more than half the people in the gym
Bert has ran and completed marathons
plz react to Son Heung-min Is Not Just A Footballer in South Korea-He's An Obsession
you have got to watch their dance videos. Bert's first, then Tom's, then bert's reaction to tom's video
The funniest story I've ever heard is John Mulaney "the salt and pepper diner"
Hey Momo! You need to react to Tom Segura, "The First 48".
It'll make you cry laughing. Lol.
Bert used to be ripped too back in the day tom was a looker too
No way man...but if bert took care of himself he'd look good. I can see that
@@BigDaddyMoMo1 its either on rogan or bill bert cast but they show pictures of themselves around college age and bert looks like a gym bro hes shredded
to reiterate for those who dont know, bert goes shirtless due to a sweating problem under stage lights. the other options arent comfortable for him. id rather not see his upper-body either, but its a free enough country, and he's a good enough comedian, that luckily he still sells tickets with the shirt off.
You need to watch the part before to get why its so funny. Bert had just explained that he ran 5 miles a day but still couldnt loose weight, and he didnt understand why. Then he busts out his jug of coolaid
Bert wears a shirt in the Conan talking about his daughter Isla
"I shower in the pool"
Uhhhh what???
He really does workout and run a fuck load. He’s a savage. He also drinks and eats whatever tho.
yo he ran a marathon without training
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I hope by now you’ve watched Bert’s Russian Mafia stand up… can’t miss.
Need to watch their Jennifer Aniston convo & Their dance off videos
"hes full of shit he aint don none of that" uhhhundred percent
no he reall does do that and they did not smoke before =)
I turned into a telescope when I realized Bret's mispronounced name at 0:12 is a drop on ymh. This girl out here following proto
here’s the thing about Bert. he couldn’t tell 😂😂 no matter the situation, I guarantee you the answer is that he couldn’t tell😂
Ignore the belly took me ages to watch Bert for the same reason, now I watch or listen to everything he does, the man is just a good time in the form of a man
Oh 100% sugar withdrawals! 😂