Andy Vs. Michael - Round 9 - The Ginger goes to Italy

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • We return to our Andy Vs. Michael series, but first, we open with a discussion on the ginger's first trip outside of the United States, and his unwillingness to hit on any Italian women. We (mostly me) have decided to solicit for help from the audience, please submit any and all suggestions for Michael's companion here:
    sheltonm204@gmail.com
    The remainder of our episode was the traditional A V M format, discussing some politics, current events, social commentary, and just general jackassery.
    Enjoy
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Комментарии • 91

  • @johnthierry5864
    @johnthierry5864 День назад +30

    😂 He big bro’ed the shit out of this guy . I loved this

  • @mikelonde9567
    @mikelonde9567 День назад +13

    Michael, you are okay. Just be you and be happy.

  • @jkramer302
    @jkramer302 День назад +7

    Gingers unite.

  • @tokyosan7906
    @tokyosan7906 День назад +4

    When I was mid 20s I met this chick, same age as me..one thing led to another and we wound up back at her place where there was a ferret. It turned out to be a huge mistake, I got bit by the ferret at some point, and yeah don't f around with ferret people lol

  • @gman52712
    @gman52712 День назад +13

    This is not a match attempt- shed kill the poor dude but i wish my sister would date a dude like Michael and im out of my mind protective of her. The dude seems like a good kid.

    • @larryapl
      @larryapl День назад

      I agree. I speak from experience.

  • @Slade-6
    @Slade-6 День назад +29

    I used to defend you Michael but, Andy is correct. You are in fact a proud gay man and there is nothing wrong with that.

    • @JayDubb3BCT
      @JayDubb3BCT День назад

      😂😂

    • @SemiferalTyler
      @SemiferalTyler День назад

      😂😂

    • @alexandercampbell0001
      @alexandercampbell0001 4 часа назад

      It's all good, you're just experimenting. Andy understands, afterall, he spent over a decade in the Navy. Remember, it's not gay if you dont do it anymore😂.

  • @justinlake6604
    @justinlake6604 День назад +3

    My sister is single. Lives in MT. Now I know this will work because she's a lesbian. So with Michael's female tendencies I think it would be a perfect fit.

  • @gjb1088
    @gjb1088 День назад +2

    Michael, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. You do not go looking for the one, the one finds you. And you won't know that you found the one until you stay with somebody for so long and you work so hard at your relationship that you figure out that it is the one she's worth all this goddamn work. Sew your wild oats brother. Make hay while the sun shines because one day you'll wake up and your back will hurt and it'll never stop lol

  • @Tango4able
    @Tango4able День назад +2

    So, here’s a question. Does Michael want to connect with a LDS girl? It seems he’s holding out for the “ right girl” so..

  • @PhilBreen-w7b
    @PhilBreen-w7b День назад +3

    My man has low self confidence from a certain black belt cough cough Andy crushing his spirit on the mat. 😂

  • @bmarshall80
    @bmarshall80 День назад +1

    I'm looking forward to seeing updates about Michael's love life in future episodes

  • @Worstpersonsingular
    @Worstpersonsingular 22 часа назад +1

    Michael, to be clear: you’re a good dude. You’re doing great. Keeping being exactly who you are

  • @activern9272
    @activern9272 День назад +1

    I love these episodes! Thanks for making my morning! Michael - good luck!

  • @steventaylor2967
    @steventaylor2967 День назад +1

    I feel Michael is going to meet his forever wife in the metaverse #GenZGinger. Lmao

  • @whatahamm
    @whatahamm День назад +1

    There’s a lucky girl out there waiting for you Micheal.

  • @scottpalmer1023
    @scottpalmer1023 День назад +1

    I am seven minutes in and already hope this one never ends

  • @pmit802
    @pmit802 День назад +1

    That's a negative send him to JT in San Antonio

  • @roselee1974
    @roselee1974 День назад +1

    Lmao, Andy is on a roll 😂😂😂

  • @JP-bx1qm
    @JP-bx1qm День назад +1

    😂

  • @internet_internet
    @internet_internet День назад +3

    I’m almost 30, and have been single and celibate for almost 12 years now by choice. 6’3 very athletic guy, tried to go to bud/s twice. Have turned down plenty of women.
    When you experience just how wretched a woman can be, you learn exactly what you want and don’t want, and you learn exactly what warning signs to watch out for.
    I’ve pursued a couple women since, including a very appealing one right now in a couple of my classes who’s a couple years older than me, but I haven’t found one who’s been willing to be serious and dedicated after getting to know them. So who’s the problem there? The good young man, or the beautiful women who seem to be afraid of something serious or dedicated?
    In my experience, beautiful women are opportunists who want to keep as many options for men in their back pocket as they can. I’m not willing to be strung along as just another option of their current lot.

  • @SofaKingWashed
    @SofaKingWashed День назад

    Craig Jones kissing Gabi Garcia in the faceoff was Gabi's idea, lol. Both of them are top tier trolls.

  • @amandahamill8903
    @amandahamill8903 2 часа назад

    Sign me up. 😂 I’m a flight attendant
    I can take Michael if he buys a ticket on us to a town of my choosing (DM me and I will make sure he is in middle seat lol). I’m highly impulsive, which peer pressuring him to talk to ppl would be my strong suit, and would take him to random bars with my crew and make him go talk to people. I’m closer in age to Andy, so it’s a No-Go for me personally. But if you need a “Wing” (pun intended) woman to make him break out, reach out.

  • @randymichel459
    @randymichel459 День назад

    Michael, I have been in your shoes. You’re making good decisions. Don’t let the peer pressure give you doubts or derail you from your goals. I didn’t smash anyone in my early years because I didn’t want to have a child I couldn’t afford to have and support payments on top of that. Don’t date cougars either. That’s from experience. That’s all that is in my area as it’s slim pickens with what is in the dating pool here. They’re already done having the kids they want to have and decided to leave the father of those kids for someone that makes them feel young and can be an ATM for them.

  • @greggb1416
    @greggb1416 День назад

    Andy is “brutal”…, and I love it. Hahaha…, Too funny. And for Michael, don’t worry, you will find someone, and don’t let Andy try to hook you up (no offense Andy), also having kids won’t be getting any cheaper…, and I think you would make a great dad. This from a 60yrs old man

  • @jeffashley766
    @jeffashley766 День назад

    Hopefully the ginger will read this comment..so when i was your age i had three horrible relationships and decided to give up too..i am now 40 and single..do not end up like me..dont give up dude..you mifht think being alone is fine but at some point it just sucks

  • @kitchenchronicles1593
    @kitchenchronicles1593 День назад

    Andy…your thoughts on Diddy…Let’s just say that you never disappoint. Please never change.

  • @nikki7263
    @nikki7263 День назад

    Maybe Andy’s kids know someone for Michael? Aren’t they around the same age?

  • @canterburyweatherupdates6791
    @canterburyweatherupdates6791 День назад

    They love each other... relax people! Andy and Michael are close! Great shit chat.

  • @shiggityswa
    @shiggityswa День назад

    God damnit Michael, plant your American flag pole in Italy, do it for America!

  • @adamcarlson6004
    @adamcarlson6004 День назад

    Andy for the record! I was a better Marine than the guy who asked you to sign Jack’s book, dammit!

  • @DEVanderbiltCecil
    @DEVanderbiltCecil День назад

    You'll be
    famous soon.
    Congratulations.

  • @TheBvirgilio86
    @TheBvirgilio86 День назад

    "I'm going to try and link up with all of them." Ha ha ha That's pretty Diddy.

  • @BeerCigarsAndTexas
    @BeerCigarsAndTexas 8 часов назад

    I think Andy accidentally outted Mike

  • @xalakaban
    @xalakaban День назад

    God the first half of this podcast feels like a conversation with my dad

  • @roselee1974
    @roselee1974 День назад

    Yes, Diddy is in the same Jail. The baby oil as of yesterday was tested and they had GHB in them.

  • @hunterxangler
    @hunterxangler День назад

    150 is plus size

  • @VilhelmSauers
    @VilhelmSauers День назад

    Michael. You can't win. Not with Andy. 😅

  • @KevinDiazx11
    @KevinDiazx11 День назад

    24 years old and signal in Italy 😂😂 yeah he definitely gay

  • @drewsmith5961
    @drewsmith5961 День назад

    Michael, let me give you some advice: When in Rome, do the Romans

  • @ZeroDarq30
    @ZeroDarq30 День назад

    3:41 Micheal’s a red flag lol😮

  • @KirHavi
    @KirHavi День назад

    sigmund stumpf meets Dr. Drew

  • @kevinpierce1735
    @kevinpierce1735 День назад

    Yes Dan Qual George W Bush VP

  • @kevos823
    @kevos823 День назад

    Andy for moderator!!!!!

  • @terrythoma6658
    @terrythoma6658 День назад

    yes at 50 ...68 not so much

  • @Utah2ofem
    @Utah2ofem День назад

    he actual put the email

  • @jrproctor5161
    @jrproctor5161 День назад

    Damn it Michael

  • @kevinpierce1735
    @kevinpierce1735 День назад

    Yes Gerald Ford

  • @stephbrandenburg9957
    @stephbrandenburg9957 День назад

    Prearranged

  • @Im-the-greatest
    @Im-the-greatest День назад

    Second

  • @Im-the-greatest
    @Im-the-greatest День назад

    Third

  • @Im-the-greatest
    @Im-the-greatest День назад

    First

  • @brandee9087
    @brandee9087 День назад +2

    Michael is a actual gentleman! Thank you on behalf of women 🙏 Andy, you dirty bird!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lynchaa78
    @lynchaa78 День назад +2

    Just got our power back on after a very scary night in SC. Have to say these episodes and with Grampy Stumpf are my favorite. Michael is such a nice kid. My husband was a lot like him at that age. Every pot has its lid. You're gonna find her (or him) Michael!

  • @Nick-cn2fb
    @Nick-cn2fb День назад +2

    33:35 It came out they had an agreement to not fact check Kamala. Yall ride the fence so much. Stand on something.

  • @pmit802
    @pmit802 День назад

    7

  • @jeffashley766
    @jeffashley766 День назад

    Dude it has been happening (with ducks etc) but i dont blame the hatian people i blame our government for just dropping these people off into another country thinking culturally there wont be any issues..the big issue is the gangs coming across the border

  • @jayjohnson3732
    @jayjohnson3732 День назад

    It’s so quaint that you said “she has to have some minimum level of intelligence” about Kamala.

  • @dforgash
    @dforgash День назад

    Austin? How about we give the mission set to Timmy K?

  • @rufflife413
    @rufflife413 День назад +2

    The first 20 minutes of this podcast time I will never get back.What a waste of conversation.

    • @hardlylast
      @hardlylast День назад

      At the snap of my fingers you will believe you are gay

    • @nicocrivelli
      @nicocrivelli День назад +5

      the first 20 minutes were the best part

    • @hardlylast
      @hardlylast День назад

      At the snap of my fingers you will believe you are gay

    • @FJ24.
      @FJ24. День назад +7

      The first 20 minutes is what Andy vs Michael is all about

    • @JayDubb3BCT
      @JayDubb3BCT День назад +2

      Well it sure does sound like Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed..

  • @NaughtyScotty
    @NaughtyScotty День назад +1

    Michael reppin' that V card!

    • @internet_internet
      @internet_internet День назад

      Nah. He’s had a couple relationships in the past.

  • @KirHavi
    @KirHavi День назад

    go ask shoeonhead..... cross podcast

  • @hulkangry5546
    @hulkangry5546 День назад

    Diddy will be Arkancided.

  • @hulkangry5546
    @hulkangry5546 День назад

    Mike's great but definitely demonstrates the lower testosterone of todays youth ☹️. Mike ALMOST every one you will ever have will be a train wreck.

  • @xJakeShiesty
    @xJakeShiesty День назад

    Wasnt the goal for the trip? Go to Italy for 2 weeks and not slam a few. 🫠🫠