I just found out david was a racist black person, and also morbidly obese to the point of not knowing if he'll be alive next monday… is that the definition of karma?
In case anyone hasn’t mentioned, the band hitting runnin with the devil after Roseanne told Lazer he had a devil inside was possibly the best impromptu call ever. Whichever band member made that call deserves a bonus
Yeah man she dropped some heavy lines that caught me off guard. The other one was "Your level of self-awareness is off the charts, you're revealing so much about us." She's more impressive/smart than I ever knew or thought she was.
Lol well I mean, let's face it, who are we kidding here - the shows format is pretty much the audiences who gets their name pulled out being roasted and torn a new asshole by Tony. Aside from the few gems that comes along every now and then such as Ahren, Uncle Laser, Hans Kim etc, he loves to roasts them instead of giving actual advice. Rosanne's approach of legitimacy was too wholesome for him and tje show, which is more about roasting the shit out of shit comedian that's goes on stage instead of actually teaching them on how to get better lol.
Can’t wait for him and Balile to double roast Tony or for David to go at Balile. I see Balile being a guest at some point And it’ll be one of the best roast offs. Literally a handicap match
I’m an 80’s child. The Roseanne show was my childhood. It was so relatable. It was like watching the only real people on Tv. I know it was a sitcom but it was so well done and honest it made a young man feel like there were other people out there like my family. It’s very nostalgic for me. Roseanne is great.
100%. It really was a great show. Relatable is exactly right. The older I got the more appreciation I had for it. I actually remember as a kid I had friends who’s parents forbid them to watch it. Lol they thought the jokes were too dirty I guess. Haha
@@epicarts2105 Hell yeah. Married with children was like Rosanne on Cinemax. In Living Color needs to be added to that list, if your parents were cool. Then came along Beavis & Butthead. Then South Park, etc... Good time to have been alive.
I agree really thoughtful advice, you don’t see that a whole lot everyone is always trying to look for the punchline, which is understandable but the people that come on really trying to help comics get better is awesome.
A lot of guests will just try to squeeze in bits and it disrupts the flow of the show. The best guests are ones who participate in the show and have honest communication with the stand ups.
@@TsudkykChristina P. gave honest and helpful advice too. She grew up around Roseanne and her household too. Don't think RB was around that much, she was working but still.
If I could convey a message to Tony and the whole crew, it would be that Kill Tony is the one and only form of entertainment I can sit still for and look forward to once a week. Nothing else. Nothing. Everything except for Kill Tony, for some reason, is entirely unpalatable. My body and Spirit can digest nothing secular... except for Kill Tony. Thanks Kill Tony. You guys have literally single-handedly pulled me out of many bouts of depression and apathy over the last year just by making me laugh so hard like no one else can. Truly an enigma and I'll remember this show forever. Many, many, many blessings to Kill Tony.
This is such a new feel of a kill tony episode! Roseanne being so supportive & giving advice instead of all the roasting is making me cry!! This is ICONIC!!!
If Roseanne does get a place on Austin and visits often I feel like the energy and laughter she gets from the show will literally reverse her aging and she will get to 100
Im an alcoholic and I smoke , I spent 5-6 years smoking H and meth, once I quit I switched to cocaine & alcohol Now I still drink too much but Im trying hard to quit snorting yey & meth I got clean, got a job, passed the drug test. Once I got paid I picked up some yey & meth 😮😢 Soon after I blocked the guy & changed my number so I wont relapse again. Its been 2 1/2 months and I almost finished the 1 gram & so much clear left Everyday I want to relapse & buy more
I wish more comedians would take their appearance on KT as seriously as Roseanne, she really tried to give every comedian honest constructive criticism that can help them. She would make for a great third mic addition to the show even if it’s once a month or so, I think it could be conducive to all parties involved to have her there giving her input as much as possible
anyone who has had the roller coaster life she has and makes it to the end is bound to be full of wisdom and knowledge. That's why it is so important to talk with and learn from our elders so that we don't repeat the same mistakes they made.
She was wayyy too rude to uncle lazer saying he has a devil inside like bitch didnt you take ambien and call someone planet of the apes. Like bitch shouldve left the wine alone.
@@RiderLover2426 Lazer's a big boy, I'm sure he can take it and Valerie Jarret does look like a Planet of the Apes character though. The only thing wrong is that Roseanne apologized.
No kidding or william yelling at her lol should be interesting. Im actually surprised . I thought it was gonna continue to be a long running joke but hey fuck her lol after she got fired and they chnaged it to the connors,she basically got replaced by katey segal lol
So much insight from Rosanne! Best experience any of these comedians could have had. Tony is a hero building the future of comedy. I'm just floored by this week's show. Thank You!!!
until she promises to return and then flakes out and cancels again =so maybe Tony being depressed Roseanne cancels will still will be a thing in the future too!
I hadn't realized how big of a part of my childhood Roseanne was until I heard her start talking. I was a little too young for her sitcom, but I caught quite a bit of it. It brings me back to corduroy couches and giant tube tv's, polaroids and camcorders, etc. This hit the nostalgia feels
Good thing Roseanne popped up to finally give comedians a much-needed real talk lol cuz Tony be all like "goof goof goof okay bye", Roseanne be like: "nah, son, this is a therapy session now, nobody is leaving the same as they came in"
Redban just asking the girl "How'd it go?" after asking about her longest set instead of giving her a spot on the Secret Show was maybe the most he ever made me laugh LMAO, great timing on that one
@@drmurrayhillmddidn't he quit coke right after this? Or I guess it was more because of the cardiac incident than Rosannes Sage advice but it may have helped. I'll have to re-watch some of the newer episodes with this perspective.
Circle of life. Bittersweet. Lose a great, discover a new one. Lehrer’s a legend and I’ve got a feeling Belisle (Belial?) is going to be one, too. The first rolled so the second could limp. 🙏♾
It wasnt good advice. She told Lazer not to do dick material but it wasn't his material it was a story he told during the interview not during his set. She is a moron and annoying af.
One of the best episodes I’ve ever seen. I honestly loved the serious feedback from rosanne. Sometimes i do wish they’d give some honest advice like that in addition to the roasting of course lol😂
Always a nice change of pace - there are few other constructive guests that come to mind besides maybe Tom Papa, Christina P. and Tim Dillon (Sometimes)
29:08 I love how every week Redban’s “Secret show” invites become more & more obvious that he’s just a horny dude who invites comics he wants to smash tummies with 😂
damn right, every single time an at least average attractive lady does a set, good or bad, RedBan always hits them with the “hey what’s the longest set you’ve ever done?”😭😭
Roseanne is just every genre of comedy in one, old timey, crazy, dark, personal, impuslive, conspiritorial and oh so sweet and empathetic. she had me dying when she was laughing screaming so hard and endless even at moments nobody laughed with her and Tony attempting to run the show. top 5 shows for me. Lucas opened with one of the best comedy bits period which is almost impossible, what a performer
That's what makes her special. As soon as she was pigeon holed, she would drop a set that was 180 degrees different from her previous one. That and she always keeps it real and speaks from the heart no matter who gets offended
Long live Roseanne ❤❤❤❤❤ Last time I saw Roseanne she was doing a stream with !!!!!!….Cirsten W…..!!!!!!! R.I.P Long live freedom!!!!! Life is beautiful!!!!!!
I definitely should not be crying to Rosanne hugging Aaron after getting a golden ticket right now this might be the most wholesome ep of Kill Tony ever
This will go down as a moment for so many of these comics. New and experienced. Rosanne didn’t give a damn. And was ready to educate and build. A bunch of kids became adults tonight. 😭 beautiful
I’ll never forget a line from the Roseanne show that still makes me laugh. Dan’s friend fixes up Dan’s old motorcycle for him. When Dan (300+ Lbs) goes to sit on it, his friend watches closely as if a space shuttle is docking. Then the guy goes “Alright! The shocks held!”😂
I know it feels like the unpopular opinion is her comedy isn't good. I think her comedy is terrible and she is insufferable to watch. Judging her fan base reassures me I'm not wrong
At first I was worried because she seemed confused and just a feeble old woman and then she starts saying "bleed those corporations dry, they keep choking us with their fucking shots!" and it was a triumphant moment.
Born in 82 , Roseanne was a big part of my childhood and growing up, big fan of her show, it was the first family sitcom that looked like my own family and was relatable. Love her
Congratulations Aaron on being the newest golden ticket winner! Cant wait to see lots more from you in the future! Fantastic episode! In love with Roseanne!
Great advice from Roseanne to all the comedians, is refreshing to hear her perspective and hit it on the nail. ... explore your "dark side" ... you will heal faster. freaking true ... comedy HEALS !!
Roseanne's comments to Uncle Laser were actually really wholesome and fun to watch, I agree with her that he is above the material he does, not that there's anything wrong with carrot sex jokes (that's also fun )
That advice was EXCELLENT !! Boy was she right on about this crap government! Comedy doesn’t have to be disgusting to be funny. It’s funnier when it isn’t.
Redbands facial expressions was exactly what I was thinking. My brain isn't broken enough to ignore that ventriloquist doll laughing for 20 min straight
Roseanne laughing for like 3 minutes straight during the lawsuit bit 😂
I thought she was glitching out lmao
I’m deaf and wasn’t sure if that’s what was happening or what
So awkward to watch everyone around her try to ignore it
That shit was unhinged haha
omg when tony started pointing at her and laughing himself loool
The funnier you can make it, the faster you’ll heal from it!
-Roseanne
💎💎💎💎
The more personal you are, the more universal you are.
-Roseanne
4realtimes channel is worth taking a look at even if its just to leave hate mail in the comment section.
-Roseanne
sage wisdom
I deeply felt this because that’s what comedy has been for me
She’s such a gem
David's joke about his neighbor calling the cops on him was so epic
He's brilliant. When he followed it up with she was right to do so made me lmfao.
@Richard Martin that's what I'm saying lol it was a perfect misdirection
I just found out david was a racist black person, and also morbidly obese to the point of not knowing if he'll be alive next monday… is that the definition of karma?
Best joke of the episode by far
David is a genius. Also when he said Roseanne sounds like she's falling asleep to too many youtube videos 😂 finally somebody said it
Roseanne laughs like one of those screaming skeleton decorations people put in their yard for Halloween.
Lol!
Yeah it’s annoying as shit
@@clebfelm4170but she a legend for sure and every comedian knows it lol
I thought the same thing😂
Honestly I feel like they had her laugh on repeat and just kept hitting the button
In case anyone hasn’t mentioned, the band hitting runnin with the devil after Roseanne told Lazer he had a devil inside was possibly the best impromptu call ever. Whichever band member made that call deserves a bonus
She was also in the Oscar winning film ‘She-Devil’. Even Eddie Bravo couldn’t crack this conspiracy.
This band is more chill and mature unlike the clowns he had before.
Nah, it was The People's Court rift.
Dude and it sounds great
@@freedman3912 yeah If I try to watch the old ones I can barely watch them the only good band member was Jessie Johnson
Roseanne punctuating every David Lucas roast with a R2D2 scream was next level
lmaooooooooo
I can’t un hear it now💀
that's the release from all that sex she's not getting!
That's awesome. That's totally it.
My ears are still ringing
The best thing Roseanne said was regarding therapy "The funnier you can make it the quicker you can heal from it."
Yea I agree, that was pretty deep.
Yeah man she dropped some heavy lines that caught me off guard. The other one was "Your level of self-awareness is off the charts, you're revealing so much about us." She's more impressive/smart than I ever knew or thought she was.
That’s some Zorba the Greek philosophizing right there.
@@k.c.simonsen2 Her depth was always apparent in her interviews. No one is like her or on her level.
Read this as she said it.. weird when that happens ain’t it
Roseanne is the best because she always keeps it real and let’s her inner light shine. So glad to see you on stage again, Rosie. ❤️
Roseann The Living Legend 💪41:53
So sweet, she actually gave this Kaitlin really solid genuine helpful advice
" You got a devil in you! Enough boy dick poop stuff!"
"Talk more about crazy dick!"
Ain't no fool baby.
I disagree. I think she ruins this episode and flow of the show. Her comments are not funny and unnecessary
“Our moms would put us on a towel in the kitchen and we’d just stare at each other” 😂 that deserved a bigger laugh. Absolutely hilarious
I agree..that had me in stitches!
Ya. that was the comment of the night to me; tied with the Roseanne "v-walls" comment during the roast. But was gold and went overlooked it seemed
Funniest line of the night was his buddy saying William thought it’d be funny to put dead bodies in the street 😂😂😂
That guy totally looked like he would be his oldest friend.
Ikr that was cute and kinda relatable lol
It burns Tony’s soul to give advice with empathy to too many comics in one show 😂
Exactly blame nag🌹ann for that
Lol well I mean, let's face it, who are we kidding here - the shows format is pretty much the audiences who gets their name pulled out being roasted and torn a new asshole by Tony.
Aside from the few gems that comes along every now and then such as Ahren, Uncle Laser, Hans Kim etc, he loves to roasts them instead of giving actual advice.
Rosanne's approach of legitimacy was too wholesome for him and tje show, which is more about roasting the shit out of shit comedian that's goes on stage instead of actually teaching them on how to get better lol.
Ha! Hilarious.
@@mankind8088she made it hilarious
We need to get Tony a hearing aid. Every episode there’s something he’s misheard and everyone around him seems to know.
Definitely top 5 David Lucas performances in Kill Tony history!!! Mans was on fire tonight 🔥
Can’t wait for him and Balile to double roast Tony or for David to go at Balile.
I see Balile being a guest at some point
And it’ll be one of the best roast offs.
Literally a handicap match
David Lucas is hot ass. Hehehehehe yaaa
I loved the chemistry with Roseanne.
They seem to be all the same .
You need to stop falling asleep to RUclips
"I think you're fighting a war inside." Might be the single most iconic quote of KT.
Yeah maybe for you and you're messed up life. 🤡🥴🤣🫵🏻
I’m an 80’s child. The Roseanne show was my childhood. It was so relatable. It was like watching the only real people on Tv. I know it was a sitcom but it was so well done and honest it made a young man feel like there were other people out there like my family.
It’s very nostalgic for me. Roseanne is great.
100%. It really was a great show. Relatable is exactly right. The older I got the more appreciation I had for it. I actually remember as a kid I had friends who’s parents forbid them to watch it. Lol they thought the jokes were too dirty I guess. Haha
The same could be said for married with children
*was great. Her last special was tough to watch
Being a kid raised by open lesbians in the 80s Roseanne was always a special to me.
@@epicarts2105 Hell yeah. Married with children was like Rosanne on Cinemax. In Living Color needs to be added to that list, if your parents were cool. Then came along Beavis & Butthead. Then South Park, etc... Good time to have been alive.
This is going to be a certified hood classic
*A real terminator gun. Gonna be killer.*
Shes gonna be off the rails
@@RiderLover2426 WITHOUT the coke this time.
Real trap shit without a doubt🙏
Damn son! Where'd you find this??
That "This isn't a cane it's a wand" line was gold! Aaron is awesome.
I think he said magic wand like the vibrater
Arhen Belisle support him
@@kateandryan3494 Ah, Ahren, right! Thanks! Deserves everything he gets, amazing talent!
A "Fuckin magic wand!!" 🎩 👍🏻
roseann might be the best guest comic on this show, she gives legit advice and shes hilarious as hell
Yeah for sure she’s the best !
I agree really thoughtful advice, you don’t see that a whole lot everyone is always trying to look for the punchline, which is understandable but the people that come on really trying to help comics get better is awesome.
Holy crap I didn’t think Rosannes laugh was real…she did that for like 5 mins straight
I was about to turn it off lmao
@@Ricey167 I did lol
@@Ricey167 same, I thought redbars laugh track was broken
@@Ricey167 me too lmfao
Her matrix was broken laughing like a bot
Redban making himself laugh gets me every time.
My first trip to see Kill Tony live and I got to see a golden ticket winner and Roseanne. Legendary episode, and a bucket list experience
Man it was such a good one too lucky
sorry jealous
LUCKY!!!!!
Lol you can have that one I'm definitely not jealous of you listening to that laugh live 😂 shit was unbearable
@@Nickydeee she kept doing it right into the mic I went deaf for a minute 😂
Please have Roseanne on as often as possible. Loved this episode ❤
Roseanne is great, the way she's carefully listening to each person, unlike some guests, who just sit there stare straight...or play on their phone
Well you’re right, she’s really really high.
Roseann The Living Legend 💪41:53
@@dans7749 on Ambien?
A lot of guests will just try to squeeze in bits and it disrupts the flow of the show. The best guests are ones who participate in the show and have honest communication with the stand ups.
@@TsudkykChristina P. gave honest and helpful advice too. She grew up around Roseanne and her household too. Don't think RB was around that much, she was working but still.
If I could convey a message to Tony and the whole crew, it would be that Kill Tony is the one and only form of entertainment I can sit still for and look forward to once a week. Nothing else. Nothing. Everything except for Kill Tony, for some reason, is entirely unpalatable. My body and Spirit can digest nothing secular... except for Kill Tony.
Thanks Kill Tony. You guys have literally single-handedly pulled me out of many bouts of depression and apathy over the last year just by making me laugh so hard like no one else can. Truly an enigma and I'll remember this show forever.
Many, many, many blessings to Kill Tony.
For real. As soon as I see it's on I drop everything
Yep. Same here.
Same
Yall need jesus.
I didn’t notice until you said it… same here
This is such a new feel of a kill tony episode!
Roseanne being so supportive & giving advice instead of all the roasting is making me cry!! This is ICONIC!!!
I know. This is what the world needs. A healthy mix of roasting and supportiveness
I don’t watch a lot because my heart can’t take it, lol, but I could get on board with more of this type of content
That’s how the show started
@@BetterThanKanye I miss it tbh
@@arnebobflutschkopf3439 same 😟
Roseannes advice to uncle Lazer was straight fire 🔥
u aint never seen lazer come back after that lmao
@@gabrielevion7055 he was just on a month ago
Uncle Lazer will be a star. Give it time
If Roseanne does get a place on Austin and visits often I feel like the energy and laughter she gets from the show will literally reverse her aging and she will get to 100
she'll never quit smoking bless her. i hope she has strong genes
She’s wonderful. I’d love to go drinking and smoking with her 😂
Im an alcoholic and I smoke , I spent 5-6 years smoking H and meth, once I quit I switched to cocaine & alcohol
Now I still drink too much but Im trying hard to quit snorting yey & meth
I got clean, got a job, passed the drug test.
Once I got paid I picked up some yey & meth 😮😢
Soon after I blocked the guy & changed my number so I wont relapse again.
Its been 2 1/2 months and I almost finished the 1 gram & so much clear left
Everyday I want to relapse & buy more
Are you special
Roseanne’s advice to Uncle Lazer is probably the best advice he could get this early in his career.
Career?
@@InnerLuminosity yes .
Wut? bahahaha
@@Khapster wym?
and almost a year later Unc's devils attack Tony and Chris, bragging about trending
Tony’s joke about David Lucas flew SO far under the radar.
“You’re like yourself at a movie theatre right now” 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
hahaha not mine!
Not under mine. 😂😂😂😂😂
That had me dying
His delivery was shit which is why it wasn't acknowledged
I wish more comedians would take their appearance on KT as seriously as Roseanne, she really tried to give every comedian honest constructive criticism that can help them. She would make for a great third mic addition to the show even if it’s once a month or so, I think it could be conducive to all parties involved to have her there giving her input as much as possible
She was fucking great.
She was a judge on Last Comic Standing
Roseanne is actually profound. Dropping gems left and right.
anyone who has had the roller coaster life she has and makes it to the end is bound to be full of wisdom and knowledge. That's why it is so important to talk with and learn from our elders so that we don't repeat the same mistakes they made.
Shew I thought it completely sucked lmao. Her laugh ruined it
She was wayyy too rude to uncle lazer saying he has a devil inside like bitch didnt you take ambien and call someone planet of the apes. Like bitch shouldve left the wine alone.
i just cried at the end of aarons set. shes not wrong either.
@@RiderLover2426 Lazer's a big boy, I'm sure he can take it and Valerie Jarret does look like a Planet of the Apes character though. The only thing wrong is that Roseanne apologized.
Curious to hear what David Lucas has In store for this episode 😂
No kidding or william yelling at her lol should be interesting. Im actually surprised . I thought it was gonna continue to be a long running joke but hey fuck her lol after she got fired and they chnaged it to the connors,she basically got replaced by katey segal lol
@@RiderLover2426 yup, I think William is finally coming face to face with someone who yells more than him 😅
I bet roseanne rips him a new one
@@det.caribou7405 I wonder If Willam will make her submit, or if it'll be the other way around...
I saw David in Detroit recently and he said this is the best Kill Tony episode ever
That girl saying her dad was a sober Juggalo about killed me. Another classic episode.
So much insight from Rosanne! Best experience any of these comedians could have had. Tony is a hero building the future of comedy. I'm just floored by this week's show. Thank You!!!
I’m going to miss Tony being depressed that she had to cancel on him
until she promises to return and then flakes out and cancels again =so maybe Tony being depressed Roseanne cancels will still will be a thing in the future too!
@@trebordrum exactly. She only showed up for this one to keep him on his toes 😂
It's a long ass trip from Hawaii y'all
"ROSEANNE!!"
@@Ruckus333 Roseanne lives an hour from Tony and prolly hasn't lived in Hawaii for the last half century.
I hadn't realized how big of a part of my childhood Roseanne was until I heard her start talking. I was a little too young for her sitcom, but I caught quite a bit of it. It brings me back to corduroy couches and giant tube tv's, polaroids and camcorders, etc. This hit the nostalgia feels
Wow the way Rosanna would talk to the guest really blew me away, super real and genuine!
so full of shit
Roseanne 😆
She was super cool. Loved her energy.
@@seeyouentea580 who?
Cept Uncle Lazer. Gave it to him ha ha
Good thing Roseanne popped up to finally give comedians a much-needed real talk lol
cuz Tony be all like "goof goof goof okay bye", Roseanne be like: "nah, son, this is a therapy session now, nobody is leaving the same as they came in"
OMFG IT'S HAPPENING FOR REAL THIS TIME..REDBAN GET YOUR HARMONICA SOUND EFFECTS READY
This was golden. I love to see Rosanne back to her happy self
If you know, you know
Roseanne was absolutely a delightful guest, so glad she had fun!
💯
Redban just asking the girl "How'd it go?" after asking about her longest set instead of giving her a spot on the Secret Show was maybe the most he ever made me laugh LMAO, great timing on that one
Roseanne's laugh might be he funniest thing on this show. This woman is completely nuts but in such a charming and sweet way. Love her
Fr I was literally cracking up at her crazy laughing it was awesome 😂
Her face when she laughs is like a robotics mechanism that just opens and closes the mouth in repetition
DAAAAAAAAAN!
I couldn't believe what I was seeing during Ramah's part
@@drmurrayhillmddidn't he quit coke right after this? Or I guess it was more because of the cardiac incident than Rosannes Sage advice but it may have helped. I'll have to re-watch some of the newer episodes with this perspective.
Roseanne’s unhinged screams and laughs were exactly what I needed in my life, she is the best.
annoying and loud man
Roseanne is helping them all the time, giving advice to the new generations, I love her
This is the BEST comedy telethon ever!! Where do I send my donation?
LOVE YOU ROSANNE
Ahren Belisle getting the golden ticket after we lost Michael Lehrer is honestly nearly bringing me to tears. Love this show.
In tears now
Circle of life. Bittersweet. Lose a great, discover a new one. Lehrer’s a legend and I’ve got a feeling Belisle (Belial?) is going to be one, too. The first rolled so the second could limp. 🙏♾
Bro!!!! Yes 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
The mention of Michael brought tears to my eyes.
Ahren Belisle is gonna be the world's first comedian with a Nueralink, transmitting straight to a speaker.
This better be a 4 hour episode! 👏👏👏
Bet you regret saying that now 😂😂
This is a historical episode. Roseanne was fantastic with each comic.
@MrBuketman like no other. But seriously Ohio is pretty fucked up
@@MrBuketmanare you fucking slow?
loved the way Roseanne kept laughing like a creepy doll stuck on a loop ..most fun part of this show
Listened to this episode without video. Needless to say it creeped/tripped me out
S/o rose but never have her on again please 😂😆
Was disturbing
@@nellllo I had to get used to it shit was weird
Annoying af.
Roseanne is the absolute greatest. One of the best Kill Tony episodes yet.
RedBan saying “how’d it go” might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard him say😭😭
He’s the only one that brought any laughter to that interview. Belly button question and all lol
@@ryanbua14 you thought the innie outie question was funny?
Hahahaha I’m fucking dead. That was funny as fuck
It was the funniest thing ever…
Until Roseanne made the comment about having to put up with that stuff in the industry.
I literally spit my beer out when he did that 😂 That was seriously so perfect
Rosanne is such a legend, such a beautiful soul and so beautiful for her age! She gives me hope for humanity!
If Roseanne is your only hope for humanity, just throw in the towel 💀
Roseanne's advice feels almost religious she's the oracle
It wasnt good advice. She told Lazer not to do dick material but it wasn't his material it was a story he told during the interview not during his set. She is a moron and annoying af.
When my son was in high school I asked him what are you listening too? He said ICP and I asked him do you see shit too? 😂
One of the best episodes I’ve ever seen. I honestly loved the serious feedback from rosanne. Sometimes i do wish they’d give some honest advice like that in addition to the roasting of course lol😂
I would watch more often for sure
I agree! Especially from someone of her pedigree
Always a nice change of pace - there are few other constructive guests that come to mind besides maybe Tom Papa, Christina P. and Tim Dillon (Sometimes)
Funny and kind at the same time...crazy dick is good!
That's how the show started! Hinchcliffe Notes coming back
29:08 I love how every week Redban’s “Secret show” invites become more & more obvious that he’s just a horny dude who invites comics he wants to smash tummies with 😂
wait, how would that work though? why would they want to 'smash tummies' with him?
I mean, he may be lol - but the show itself is another gateway to a potential explosion in their comedy career.
Mash pissers
damn right, every single time an at least average attractive lady does a set, good or bad, RedBan always hits them with the “hey what’s the longest set you’ve ever done?”😭😭
The sky is the limit for him. Thank you Tony for helping Arhen. If it wasn’t for the Kill Tony show it may have taken a while to see him succeed
"This isn't a cane, it's a magic fucking wand" - lol
Roseanne is just every genre of comedy in one, old timey, crazy, dark, personal, impuslive, conspiritorial and oh so sweet and empathetic. she had me dying when she was laughing screaming so hard and endless even at moments nobody laughed with her and Tony attempting to run the show. top 5 shows for me. Lucas opened with one of the best comedy bits period which is almost impossible, what a performer
That's what makes her special. As soon as she was pigeon holed, she would drop a set that was 180 degrees different from her previous one. That and she always keeps it real and speaks from the heart no matter who gets offended
Long live Roseanne ❤❤❤❤❤
Last time I saw Roseanne she was doing a stream with
!!!!!!….Cirsten W…..!!!!!!! R.I.P
Long live freedom!!!!!
Life is beautiful!!!!!!
She's a comedian to you? She's any hag on any given block that steals kids baseballs
"Roseanne is just every genre of comedy in one" that's a great way to put it.
She was one of the greatest guest on Rogan too. She's got some fucked up mental asylum stories.
I definitely should not be crying to Rosanne hugging Aaron after getting a golden ticket right now this might be the most wholesome ep of Kill Tony ever
"I'll help you with your material"... is.... is that a good thing?
bro that guy sucks, the only reason she did that was because he's retarded and she was drunk.
@@suncat5160 are you drunk and retarded ?
@@watsenju1103 i mean, she's one of the GOATs so yes?
@M not in my personal opinion
Imma keep it real I teared up for Aaron when he got his golden ticket. So deserved I love that guy and wish him the best
Me too. I actually inadvertently sniffed a little, too.
DITTO
Same same
Same. That’s y kill Tony is genius.
I was just parking at my daughter’s school when that part happened. I was tearing up at school pick up.
Best episode in the history of this show. Roseanne absolutely murdered to the highest degree. Legendary.
This will go down as a moment for so many of these comics. New and experienced. Rosanne didn’t give a damn. And was ready to educate and build. A bunch of kids became adults tonight. 😭 beautiful
And it was BORING.
I am so pleased to see Roseanne again! Thanks Tony and RedBan for getting this killer guest! Legend!
Roseanne just sitting there open face laughing at anything and everything...what a..a legend
😂
Just me or did she seem hammered?
@@gavinrush4995she just old dude… and yes, probably a little drunk😂
Legend these nuts. Shit was fkn dumb.
@@gavinrush4995 She had a brain injury.
Wow, this was better than I could've imagined. She's the best.
By far one of the best episodes. Roseanne's input is straight gold and so awesome to hear.
Did we watch the same thing? Rosanne being black out drunk and constantly annoying?
@@codysconspiracies777 her constantly laughing annoyingly is so cringe 😬
@@codysconspiracies777 Dude, if you think that is what 'black out drunk' looks like......
@@codysconspiracies777 Amy Schumer is more funny at this point. Rosanne needs to stay home
She was drunk af dude
I’ll never forget a line from the Roseanne show that still makes me laugh. Dan’s friend fixes up Dan’s old motorcycle for him. When Dan (300+ Lbs) goes to sit on it, his friend watches closely as if a space shuttle is docking. Then the guy goes “Alright! The shocks held!”😂
Ziggy, aka “Norbert,” Walsh 🤣 Such a memorable character.
@@TrueBlackOrchid that’s it! Thanks.
@@TrueBlackOrchid i really hope you just remembered that and didn’t look it up. Hell of a pull!
Corny
Tony is literally one of the funniest people in the world.
It’s off the top and fast
Lmao Roseanne was hammered, prob one of my fav episodes. David Lucas is hilarious.
The fact that Roseanne can be a blubbering fool and then in an instant get serious and give incredible advice is exactly why she’s a legend. 🙌🏼
So nothing to do with her comedy then?
I know it feels like the unpopular opinion is her comedy isn't good. I think her comedy is terrible and she is insufferable to watch. Judging her fan base reassures me I'm not wrong
At first I was worried because she seemed confused and just a feeble old woman and then she starts saying "bleed those corporations dry, they keep choking us with their fucking shots!" and it was a triumphant moment.
@@zebman74 Only a feeble old woman would say something so stupid
Roseanne would get it 😉
Roseanne with those golden nuggets of wisdom sprinkled throughout... pure and epic
I've never watched this show from start to finish before. That was hilarious! You guys all killed it!
First time I have missed a Kill Tony in months and it looks like a good one. I'm so ready to have a free hour or two to catch up
Made me so happy to see Roseanne come out to her theme song and get the respect she deserves!
Aaron Belile getting the golden ticket was amazing. Made me smile so hard
Tony hanging with Arhen for 5 hours tells you everything you need to know. That's a righteous dude.
I noticed William always gets emotional when Tony compliments him and after doing a joke he looks back at Tony for approval.
Born in 82 , Roseanne was a big part of my childhood and growing up, big fan of her show, it was the first family sitcom that looked like my own family and was relatable. Love her
This is why Tony's the champ 🏆
The David Lucas vs Roseanne battle to be GOATED
David Lucas is a real legend in the making. His flow, charisma, and his sheer talent of coming off the rip is amazing.
One of the new 🐐
I thought this was David’s best performance to date.
He's definitely great off the cuff but I think Tony is even better at it
@@crybabygbc1026 well 15 years will do that.
That David Lucas joke totally reminded me of Dave Chappelle! I laughed so hard
Tony said he would finally sing toxicity live for the 10 year anniversary episode. It was ep 394 1:09:15. Please make this happen!!!
Brooo I remember this
He did sing it as skankfest a couple years ago.
Lol these corporations are trying to kill us!!! *takes a fat drag of a cigarette
😂
Congratulations Aaron on being the newest golden ticket winner! Cant wait to see lots more from you in the future! Fantastic episode! In love with Roseanne!
This is how sociopaths try to blend in🐈⬛
@@ashhempsall9803 Whatcha mean?😂
@@412VHS I was high 🤠
@@ashhempsall9803😂😂😂
@@ashhempsall9803 LMAO
Roseanne is bang on the money with her advice. She has a straight line to the top
Kent was such a treat to see tonight. The kid has talent!
Kill Tony does a better job at have diverse cast than Hollywood does in their movies and shows
Great advice from Roseanne to all the comedians, is refreshing to hear her perspective and hit it on the nail. ... explore your "dark side" ... you will heal faster. freaking true ... comedy HEALS !!
Roseanne truly a humble woman down to earth
This might be one of your best episodes yet. When she announced she was drunk she'd had like one sip.
Probably a few drinks before in the green room
Definitely drunk when she came on
Roseanne's comments to Uncle Laser were actually really wholesome and fun to watch, I agree with her that he is above the material he does, not that there's anything wrong with carrot sex jokes (that's also fun )
That advice was EXCELLENT !! Boy was she right on about this crap government! Comedy doesn’t have to be disgusting to be funny. It’s funnier when it isn’t.
Rosanne laughing for 5 mins straight starting at 19:00 was the best lol
Thought she was broken for a second 😂 so funny
defiintly thought she was an animatronic for a minute
It freaked me out to be honest.
Redbands facial expressions was exactly what I was thinking. My brain isn't broken enough to ignore that ventriloquist doll laughing for 20 min straight
When Aaron got that golden ticket I literally got chills. What an amazing moment
I almost woke my wife up yelling like I was watching a ball game or something. Best episode ever
I'm such a bitch, I actually shed a tear
@@b.c.diesel6542 😂😂
I guess I'm the only one that thought it would have been awesome if organic. I felt it was wrong to put Tony on the spot like that.
I was hoping he was going to say “I’m speechless” when he got it
This is the best episode in the history of kill tony. The comedians were actually great and rosanne is so crazy and cool she made the show so good
I've seen every episode and this truly may be the best ever. Beautiful.
The Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, and Ian Fidance one from a while back is up there too!! We cannot forget how good that episode was
I wish Michael Leaher was here to roast Aaron.
Rosanne drunk and my mom drunk are the exact same person same drunk slur, the constant YAAAAA, AAAAAA, WOOOOOOOOOOOOA, flashback to my childhood 🤣
Sounds amazing
Drunk Roseanne on Kill Tony made my day!
Not that I had ever doubted Tony...but he was freaking right...the BEST guest in the world
She's awesome
I cant be the only one that cried for Aaron. Tony Is a comedy saint. Most generous man in the game!
You can’t be the only Democrat that cried.
Ahren put a gun to Tony's head and dared him to say no in front of Roseanne. Well played Ahren, well played.
that's gay
ME2 LOL 4 REAL THOUGH