I live in a pretty rural place, one where you wouldn’t expect to here fireworks. Even on the Fourth of July, you don’t here too much. But for some reason, some unexplainable reason, I’ll randomly *hear*, not see, *hear* a fireworks show in the near distance....why? Because I live in America.
Idea in a step-by-step guide: Step One: Find all the brightest fireworks Step Two: Find the most claustrophobic space in the game Step Three: Apply sunglasses as needed Step Four: Try not to go blind blowing them up Have fun, Cap'n!
I swear if they update the game to have duct tape (let’s you keep stuff on together) cap would be seeming like a giddy 14 year old girl getting a date with their crush
Fill each building with goodies of your choosing and link them all with a single fuse to go off at roughly the same time... Test every firework/item in a field to show everything as indiviual and them finish with another bonkers super explosion.
Fill all the interiors with random fireworks (1k should be good) and try to get them to chain reaction each other (can use firework powered trucks and beds if needed). End goal: destroy the map in one go.
I actually am really good with things like lasers and explosions. So one thing I do know is that in the intro, if those were standard fireworks that you would get for like 10$ each then if he hadn’t put those sunglasses and those laser safety goggles on he would’ve gone blind if he saw the explosion. Hell even with those sunglasses and laser safety goggles he still would’ve gone blind for a few hours
I feel like this person's gonna end up in jail. The way that he's talking about these fireworks. Next thing you know is gonna try it in real life.😂😂😂😂😂
4:05 “As I’m sure you’ll understand, it’s not everyday I give a lightly used Twinkie mobile a firework suppository”. That’s one of the weirdest things anyone has ever said
Idea: after you big boom boom the semi truck, it appears as if the box comes off and you can use that to lift off because it wouldn't have the weight of the truck.
i am amazed that the bed landed the way it is (i wounder if this can happen in real life....................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) "ferb i know what we are going to do today- captain sauce trying to fly yo the moon-2021"
Hey Captain Sauce I found a secret here is a hint “In the neighborhood past the white caps of snow, there exists a giant lady in pink standing on the water” Good luck on finding it
“ you know with this many amazing grannys in one place im pretty sure this crater is forever going to be known as the retirement home” -Captain Sauce while putting on sun-sunglasses getting ready to see the brightest light in the universe.
This is around the 5th time I’ve watched these videos, and at this point I’ve just started watching them with sunglasses on… indoors, with my light turned off
"the good news is that i legitimitely felt a glimmer of hope, i could feel my heart swell up as the wheels picked up off the ground. AND THEN IT SUNK AS THE BUMPER HIT PUMP TWO."
I think that the problem with not flying out easily might have something to do with the players weight being to high or his maximum acceleration stopping the "space projectile" like hitting a vertical wall of anti-newton fluid. Fireworks seem to not have any acceleration programed in, but the player might be different, so if he starts from 0m/h to what i can guess is over 60000m/h might do u in Edit:Or strait up maximum speed now that i think about it
Captain’s PC when he starts recording fireworks mania: *Intense sweating intensifies* (PS: this is not very original. There are probably a hundred more comments like this)
"Why does this tree house have the world's smallest door, like I've never complained about a tight hole before, but this is driving me freaking crazy" CaptainSauce ouy of context 2021.
"They missed the moon, but they hit the GAS STATION!"
*There are no mistakes -Master Ogway*
Ah i see you are a man of culture as well
Oogway*
@@SnakeChkn There are no mistakes - Master Oogway
@@JohnSmithXL There are no accidents*
Noice
You can tell he is happy when his face goes pure red from watching Tim commit a warcrime
@@javieresparza3962 Around 2:49 or so
Just like his father hanz panzer
Lmao that profile
Are yes chonk sonic is smart
Ohhhh red huh red for tomato 🍅 haha get it
8:42 that perfect transition tho 👌
I just can't stop laughing at every time
Perfect
“It may just want to do a a double front flip...into the neighbors house”-captain sauce 2021
4:57
"And see how cool it would be if we could have a great big yiff show in the sky"- captain sauce, 2021 10:47
“The crater is forever going to be known as the retirement home” -Captain Sauce while putting on sun-sunglasses
You just quoted the intro
Cheers I'll drink to that bro
That was his VR set
Hes puts on be head set and sun glasses
We watched the video
Captain: “TIM!!!!”
Off in the distance “booooom!!!!!”
Yeah that was funny
Lol
Lol
its 12:25
@@mariztan9828 no its not
you know you’re going to get messed up when captain sauce pulls out 2 sunglasses
Especialy if one of them are ski googles
Next thing you know it and he's going to put on lazer eye protection.
Yes
Ikr I love him 😄 he is so funny
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲🥲🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:27 "i cant strap myself to the bed" CaptainSauce- 2021
Never thought i hear that from captain sauce
The fact that I instantly knew what the context is... Mildly distressing
69 likes， nice。。
“it’s just a slideshow of grannies appearing in front of me”
Sauce finna make me act up! 🥵😫 13:35
"Im not saying that this is a bad idea but Im not saying this is a good idea" proceeds to take multipule glasses on*
I want you to light so many "afraid of the darks" that the dark becomes afraid of you
Yes that is a bad idea Lets do it anywas cus vews (no brain cell today)
Hi
yes
ofc pls
Toes (Toes Are Good If Ya Did Not Know)
Everybody gangsta until cap brings out the ski goggles
I wouldn't be surprised if one day he pulls out one of those fucking welding helmets to shield you from the intense light
@@gary1471 if we seen that then we have seen it all
Exactly
Is that a viper profile picture?
@@IssacMechanical Sure looks like him
"Youu son of a- betcha didn't.. "
ikr that was so funny
5:50 Same way we got ours into my brothers’ room. Pull the pieces in there and then assemble it.
"With this many Amazing Grannies in one place, I'm pretty sure this crater will forever be known as the retirement home." Daily dark joke of the day
Ahh yes, the daily joke of the day
@@Deadass271 the extra dark joke of the day this time
"timmy is an average kid that no one understands"-fairly odd parents
Tim: haha Tim go brrr
Tim go boom
Big boi Tim
Somebody make a compilation of EVERY laugh Cap has made during his RUclips career, then make it a 10 hour loop
Listen to Jesus
I don't think you normally cut things down for a loop
Can you also find that clip were cap, during the outro hit the camera with his face
Ngl in you gonna need a 100 hour loop because he is gonna laugh clap much more than just 10 hours
I ll give in a few centuries (joke idk how to edit lmao)
5:15 It vibrated so fast that it altered itself through different alternate realities while still being in the same spot.
5:49 No black magic, just IKEA flat pack.
It's more like pure, destilled evil in a flat cardboard box.
I love when cap puts on the sunglasses so it can show me just how bright it is on screen
Its def a good signal for me to put mine on xD And I have my brightness settings set rly low alrdy (ive just got light sensitivity due to SPD)
This is accurate to America at 11pm for no reason whatsoever.
Because FREEEDOOOOMMMM
True
For the land of the free
I live in a pretty rural place, one where you wouldn’t expect to here fireworks. Even on the Fourth of July, you don’t here too much. But for some reason, some unexplainable reason, I’ll randomly *hear*, not see, *hear* a fireworks show in the near distance....why? Because I live in America.
Ikr like why
"I have never complained about a tight hole before but this is driving me crazy!" -Captainsauce 2021
Hm...
I was looking for this comment!
If anyone is wondering, all of his jokes are authentic and witty. Not pre-recorded. You can see the reflection of the footage in the sunglasses
“Tim you son of a-betcha thought you bested me”
Lolahahahahahhaha
Idea in a step-by-step guide:
Step One: Find all the brightest fireworks
Step Two: Find the most claustrophobic space in the game
Step Three: Apply sunglasses as needed
Step Four: Try not to go blind blowing them up
Have fun, Cap'n!
good idea
Best idea
This point he needs a solar eclipse glasses soon
Welp, you know what you have to do, GET CAP TO SEE THIS!
wonderful idea
I swear if they update the game to have duct tape (let’s you keep stuff on together) cap would be seeming like a giddy 14 year old girl getting a date with their crush
His crush is tim
And (s)he (bad joke incoming) has an explosive personality
@@gavinhillman1852 BAH
He would red green whats left of the game back together
Why is that so true
As once a wise man said... “ Everybody gansta till sauce brings out both sunglasses”
Lmao.
oof
Lol lmao dwl
it's not sunglasses. It's snowboarding/ski glasses.
@@theoofer478 who asked?
At this point you gotta feel bad for that gas station 😂. You keep blowing it up both on purpose and on accident 😅
8:43
"You son of a- Beeeeeeet ya thought you were gonna get the best of me, didn't ya, treehouse?"
Cap: *puts on 2 sunglasses*
Viewers: I felt a great disturbance in the force...
69 likes eww
@@kplinger no no, it’s nice
@@thaischristensen2776 ok
34k people:
“YOU SAY LOVE HAS BLINDED YOU!???”
“Can TIM come out to PlAy” yes yes he can destroy the fabric of space and time
"Oh Tim wants to go to the gas station wanna come?"
Sure i want to die
And gimme the sour gummy worms
Fill each building with goodies of your choosing and link them all with a single fuse to go off at roughly the same time...
Test every firework/item in a field to show everything as indiviual and them finish with another bonkers super explosion.
8:55 “I’ve never complained about a tight hole before but this is driving my crazy” CaptianSauce is so funny with his dirty jokes sometiems
Computer:please no not again
Captinsauce: back with another episode of firework mania
Computer: god dam it
Computer: You best lock your door tonight sauce boy
Imagine if computers could talk they would be constantly cussing at us
@@Dragonsoal Siri,Alexa,Google
... they know what's best for them (mine do)
This game causes his face cam to go brighter than RUclips's future
Double ads can go to hell
Garbage Recommendations
I mean it's not very bright soooo maybe more like "this game causes his face to go brighter than fireworks manias future
To be honest, dumbledore’s deluminator could do that
At this point it’s not the fireworks exploding it’s his computer
lol
Fireworks are his computer
@@vanessaharms6375 lol
Uhhhh i'm not on your team
Why not have both explode?
I like how sauce treats Tim like a son
Fill all the interiors with random fireworks (1k should be good) and try to get them to chain reaction each other (can use firework powered trucks and beds if needed). End goal: destroy the map in one go.
I love how cap explains about the proces and says that there is nothing to worry about while himself is putting on two lairs of high eye protection.
you know it’s serious when cap gets sunburned by digital fireworks
Boys. We have a mission now. Operation Boom.
*25 Tim's at once in a barn.*
Yes sir
Operation Artiljerija
Artiljerija is Artillery in Bosnian Hergovinizian
I actually am really good with things like lasers and explosions. So one thing I do know is that in the intro, if those were standard fireworks that you would get for like 10$ each then if he hadn’t put those sunglasses and those laser safety goggles on he would’ve gone blind if he saw the explosion. Hell even with those sunglasses and laser safety goggles he still would’ve gone blind for a few hours
“ it’s very exact because before you know it it’s gone”
Captain Sauce the fucking mad lad
We waited for this moment, and we got it.
Prepare your eyes.
*unprepares eyes*
I really love Sauces sudden reaction and aftermath when something major happens and or goes wrong.
Everybody gangsta until captain sauce puts on 2 pairs of shades
I know Cap is probably joking, but when we went to buy a double story bed, it came in parts / unassembled.
That's how it got through the doors.
5:59 Is called Ikeia, my saucy friend. Is quite a powerful spell and only the most powerful wizards can master it.
Created by the Swedish wizards eons ago
I swear when a new map comes out he's gonna try to fly
Lol yeah
MY FRIEND PEDRO
4:08
Gmod players: "Is this some kind of peasant joke I'm too rich to understand?"
Yes
@@assfucker6997 great name comrade
I appreciate this because it’s my birthday! Thanks for providing me with endless entertainment for almost 3 years, cap!
Happy birthday to you 🎂
Happy birthday!
:)
I feel like this person's gonna end up in jail. The way that he's talking about these fireworks. Next thing you know is gonna try it in real life.😂😂😂😂😂
“What kinda black magic did they use to get these bunk beds into the room.”
It’s called “Assembling them inside the room”.
11:48 the amount of nostalgia I just experienced kinda caught me off guard
This has to be the most heat and light
Canada has ever seen
You know its getting serious when you have to wear sunglasses and ski goggles... indoors
With additional sunglasses too lol
4:05 “As I’m sure you’ll understand, it’s not everyday I give a lightly used Twinkie mobile a firework suppository”. That’s one of the weirdest things anyone has ever said
Captainsauce: "what kind of black magic did they use to get this bunkbed inside"
Everyone: self assembly
One small step for bed, One giant boom for Tim 6:36
Life is not complete without cap breaking his computer with virtual fireworks
Cap: “ Let’s send a Tim in the air! “
The sky: *exists*
Cap: “ Let’s send a Tim into the sky with a vehicle! “
The sky: *AW HELL NAH!!*
Captainsauce: "it wasn't even that bright"
Everyone else: 🎆 🎇 🧨
Idea: after you big boom boom the semi truck, it appears as if the box comes off and you can use that to lift off because it wouldn't have the weight of the truck.
"Im not jealous you're jealous"
-CaptainSauce (Firework Game)
i am amazed that the bed landed the way it is (i wounder if this can happen in real life....................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
"ferb i know what we are going to do today- captain sauce trying to fly yo the moon-2021"
Cap always makes us all feel better after a long day good job dude 👏
I bet if you blew off the truck portion of the 18 wheeler and just used to crate on the back, you could travel into space with tim
"I'm not saying this is a bad idea! It's just not a good idea-"
-CaptainSauce
Hey Captain Sauce I found a secret here is a hint
“In the neighborhood past the white caps of snow, there exists a giant lady in pink standing on the water”
Good luck on finding it
the flamingo?
@@CqctusRust
No spoilers
@@miccool9ice363 breh
You know shiz is about to get serious when cap puts on sunglasses and the VR headset
Yeah but sad thing is he can't do vr gameplay anymore
@@PeanutButterBean why tho
@@randomyoutuber2633 idk
Nooo more vr
Its because one time he got an eye infection and had to stop vr gameplay
when cap wears 2 sunglasses you know its gonna be bright
Previous episode was brighter, to be honest
If those houses can break apart and have physics then the truck flying into it would be amazing
His laugh just makes me cry tears of joy to see that he loves his job
"im not saying a auto clicker and fireworks is a bad idea but im aslo not saying its a good idea" -last words before the blinding of many people.
Man casually talking while preparing a nuclear firework.
10:49 “it would be great if we could have a big yiff show in the sky”
Day one of me questioning if cap is a furry
He is not a furry he is a Canadian
@@schhur I know Canadian furrys, hell I am one
That was a joke
@@schhur I know, this was a joke
Cool
"fireworks are supposed to CAUSE seizures not HAVE them"-CaptainSauce 2021
I love it when he (slowly) puts on the sunglasses
1 idea: stack Tims up ontop of each other untill you reach space
Alt title: 34,000 transformed realistic hands= 34,000 nuclear firebombs detonated in to my unseeable part
Today, we cry over the death of Captain’s computer.
R.I.P f to pay resspec's
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“ you know with this many amazing grannys in one place im pretty sure this crater is forever going to be known as the retirement home” -Captain Sauce while putting on sun-sunglasses getting ready to see the brightest light in the universe.
He invents the Jerico missile anytime he brings Timothy out of retirement also 14:35 never heard a better iron man reference
Everyone gangsta until cap puts on sunglasses indoors then puts on basically ski goggles on over the sunglasses still indoors
This is a another episode of captain sauce abusing his computer
this is another*
Next episode he is gonna nuke the planet and put on 13 pairs of sunglasses at once.
damn so many likes thanks :)
On mobile RUclips replaced the 'Trending' tab that nobody used to the 'Shorts' tab which nobody uses
@@Civilized_Yankee so they did nothing
I wouldn't be surprised if his computer blew up when sets off 1 Tim per like, and we just never get the video
@@shade6001 and he needs to put on 30 sunglasses if his computer could run it
You only got 58 likes stop trying to brag
This is around the 5th time I’ve watched these videos, and at this point I’ve just started watching them with sunglasses on… indoors, with my light turned off
"the good news is that i legitimitely felt a glimmer of hope, i could feel my heart swell up as the wheels picked up off the
ground. AND THEN IT SUNK AS THE BUMPER HIT PUMP TWO."
1:13 "she's long, its frail..." she makes toast that is stale
12:17 do people actually think that’s a vr headset? Those are ski goggles.
I mean it does look like a VR headset you have to admit I own the same glasses and I thought they were VR glasses for a minute
VRchat ski goggles
2:51 cruising down on main street
feelin relaxed and feelin good
Honestly the fact that it went fast and slow when it was in fast forward sounded so nice when it finally sped up.
I think that the problem with not flying out easily might have something to do with the players weight being to high or his maximum acceleration stopping the "space projectile" like hitting a vertical wall of anti-newton fluid. Fireworks seem to not have any acceleration programed in, but the player might be different, so if he starts from 0m/h to what i can guess is over 60000m/h might do u in
Edit:Or strait up maximum speed now that i think about it
:Captainsauce Can’t get the bunkbed out of the room :me well maybe they brought in the room not assembled
Day 56 of telling sauce Samaria giant can deflect ballista arrow and tank shots
i tested this in tabs that this is true
Cap listen to this man do a video of it
@@emoore16 for the love of cheese
I support you on this journey
I have been watching your career with great interest
Captain’s PC when he starts recording fireworks mania: *Intense sweating intensifies*
(PS: this is not very original. There are probably a hundred more comments like this)
"Why does this tree house have the world's smallest door, like I've never complained about a tight hole before, but this is driving me freaking crazy" CaptainSauce ouy of context 2021.
If the Devil wears Prada, then God must blow up 34,000 fireworks