CaptainSauce Is The Strongest Unit In TABS - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @tomaddison3778
    @tomaddison3778 4 года назад +671

    GodZirra's not too light, he's not too heavy, he's just too tall. He's trying to hit the units below him, but he can't turn his head that far down, so he just kinda flops over and has a fit.

    • @williambarrett1683
      @williambarrett1683 4 года назад +32

      That's what I would have said yeah I made my own giant with a sword but he flops over and eats dirt

    • @absolutmayhem2u458
      @absolutmayhem2u458 4 года назад +10

      Mud pie?

    • @thebig0opsyshow505
      @thebig0opsyshow505 4 года назад +9

      He needs more movement speed!!!. he falls over cause he is 30 times the size of an average unit, but still takes baby steps cause his so slow.

    • @williambarrett1683
      @williambarrett1683 4 года назад +2

      @@thebig0opsyshow505 no he doesn't it makes him fall over quicker bcs psychics for some dumb reason

    • @fracturefrostbark9274
      @fracturefrostbark9274 4 года назад +14

      thios is why giant units are the hardest things to make, you need a perfect balance of literally everything or they have a tantrum.

  • @philipo.9314
    @philipo.9314 4 года назад +661

    "The Sister Fister technique is definitely gonna get used on these ladies."
    *Hold up*

  • @eldritchpancakes
    @eldritchpancakes 4 года назад +1228

    captain sauce: into the sauceverse

    • @generalfloppa5798
      @generalfloppa5798 4 года назад +22

      Make this a movie im virtually holding u at gunpoint until you do

    • @eldritchpancakes
      @eldritchpancakes 4 года назад +54

      @@generalfloppa5798 I feel like I'm going to get virtually shot...

    • @lmk1st705
      @lmk1st705 4 года назад +44

      @@eldritchpancakes you should probably virtually run

    • @generalfloppa5798
      @generalfloppa5798 4 года назад +36

      @@eldritchpancakes *loads virtual shotgun with virtual malicious intent*

    • @lmk1st705
      @lmk1st705 4 года назад +33

      @@generalfloppa5798 *virtually starts sweating*

  • @MisterValentine
    @MisterValentine Год назад +100

    Is it just me, or does Cap have one of the most contagious laughs ever?

  • @Tw1ggy_Blak3
    @Tw1ggy_Blak3 4 года назад +236

    The captain sauce vs god zirra was that hardest I’ve laughed in a while

  • @user-jk5if2ot1v
    @user-jk5if2ot1v 4 года назад +187

    It’s not that babby sauce was playing around he just wanted his enemies to suffer for longer

    • @CyberCy2
      @CyberCy2 4 года назад +4

      Yes we will watch them suffer

    • @ieatbabyorphans
      @ieatbabyorphans 4 года назад +1

      We will drain all there blood from there bodies

    • @ejgaming8020
      @ejgaming8020 3 года назад +2

      We will eat there flesh to

    • @KakiBoyChiem
      @KakiBoyChiem 3 года назад +1

      We Will eat their brains and then leave them as a human shell

    • @stephenclaridge5654
      @stephenclaridge5654 Месяц назад +2

      love your pfp

  • @purplecat6578
    @purplecat6578 3 года назад +79

    5:11 - 5:25 Was epic. The way he turned back to destroy some more was amazing.

    • @moofey6900
      @moofey6900 2 года назад +1

      Why can't I stop seeing Kaiju Universe, every video I go to it's there even if it's unrelated 😭

    • @purplecat6578
      @purplecat6578 2 года назад +1

      @@moofey6900 Guess what else I saw that was unrelated?

    • @moofey6900
      @moofey6900 2 года назад

      @@purplecat6578 what

    • @purplecat6578
      @purplecat6578 2 года назад +1

      @@moofey6900 Your comment

    • @moofey6900
      @moofey6900 2 года назад

      @@purplecat6578 omg you're right

  • @ranjitsingh-ib8jd
    @ranjitsingh-ib8jd 2 года назад +74

    Captain Sauce:” How can they think like me?”
    Creators:”You only have to have a dirty mind mate”.

  • @marcus9639
    @marcus9639 4 года назад +180

    '"sister fister" sometimes i wonder how he comes up with these names
    Me: Wait a second don't we come up with some of these names dammit

    • @akmalrudeen8728
      @akmalrudeen8728 4 года назад +8

      Sister fister
      Has a 99.9% chance for it to be hit
      The 0.1% for it to not hit is for Santa Claus

    • @akmalrudeen8728
      @akmalrudeen8728 4 года назад +4

      @Sivert Myhrvold no get out

    • @TSplats
      @TSplats 4 года назад +1

      No yall get out

    • @lieutenantlasagne9857
      @lieutenantlasagne9857 4 года назад +2

      Wth is happening

    • @Vulpine_Cloaker
      @Vulpine_Cloaker 4 года назад +2

      How about everyone gets the hell out of my skies.

  • @chummysomething9828
    @chummysomething9828 4 года назад +639

    The amount of S A U C E in this video is holy on another level.

    • @aigersmith6739
      @aigersmith6739 4 года назад +3

      Um?

    • @aigersmith6739
      @aigersmith6739 4 года назад +4

      Yah i geuss he did say the word sauce in the video alot

    • @Niribu
      @Niribu 4 года назад +1

      177103 awesome sauce

    • @ihateyoudeeply
      @ihateyoudeeply 4 года назад +2

      @@Niribu i agree it is very awesome i reccomend 882988

    • @khiemtran9390
      @khiemtran9390 4 года назад

      *badum tss*

  • @scootercartenman
    @scootercartenman 4 года назад +65

    Halflings: oh god he has bazookas for hands
    Inbred Sauce: *loses*
    Halflings: holy shit on a stick we actually won

    • @chitosetakaki9385
      @chitosetakaki9385 3 года назад

      Just imagine a church using a peice of a man's crap on stick instead of using the Jesus thing

    • @scootercartenman
      @scootercartenman 3 года назад +1

      @@chitosetakaki9385 yeah that would be weird but funny and also really bad smelling

  • @toastyknight6995
    @toastyknight6995 Год назад +12

    Captain sauce
    Long sauce = pepper sauce
    Handsome sauce=cherry sauce
    Inbred sauce = apple sauce
    Babby sauce = raspberry sauce
    Togaparty sauce= radish sauce
    Team sauce

  • @captainjakil
    @captainjakil 4 года назад +62

    17:55 the look of disappointment is immeasurable. funniest moment in the vid

    • @virginlungs420x
      @virginlungs420x 4 года назад +6

      Just "Oh my God he's actually standing up- *Goddamnit* "

    • @Cake92077
      @Cake92077 4 года назад +1

      More like 17:59

    • @DontUseUrToilet
      @DontUseUrToilet 2 года назад +2

      @@virginlungs420x *laugh in disappointment*

  • @thegaylord1926
    @thegaylord1926 4 года назад +79

    "Now he's just not coming out? He's just gonna live the hermit life? He really is like me." -Captian Sauce 2020 9:43
    I can't stop wheezing.

  • @renukaneopaney5786
    @renukaneopaney5786 4 года назад +182

    The “flying” or “dig” thing is the super peasant punch

  • @orwenobe4008
    @orwenobe4008 3 года назад +51

    15:44, Lol, I like how Little Captain Sause just flopped and perfectly hit the ground. xD

  • @mr.mossthesauceboss3292
    @mr.mossthesauceboss3292 4 года назад +141

    I just realized that his “fart” had the opportunity to be named “fart in the wind”

  • @haydenmize3149
    @haydenmize3149 4 года назад +41

    17:03 All the Dark Peasants activated the ability that shoots away nearby enemies and launched themselves into the ocean.

  • @subsyisrgolfr
    @subsyisrgolfr 4 года назад +94

    " the sister Fister method really likes to send things into the stratosphere"
    Our Lord and savior, captainsauce!

    • @berthasierra4899
      @berthasierra4899 4 года назад

      NotF and I will not have a good

    • @HAMBURBER1
      @HAMBURBER1 4 года назад +1

      The group of holy deity’s, easy Pete, Jim Pickens, the wobbly horse, and of course captain sauce.

    • @subsyisrgolfr
      @subsyisrgolfr 4 года назад

      @@HAMBURBER1 OMG yes you truly are a person of culture

    • @subsyisrgolfr
      @subsyisrgolfr 4 года назад

      @@HAMBURBER1 they all rest in one man's head and that man's name is... Kevin of course!

    • @subsyisrgolfr
      @subsyisrgolfr 4 года назад

      They rest easy, there rest is nice, Kevin's mental health is on thin ice!

  • @futureyami2152
    @futureyami2152 3 года назад +36

    i love captain sauce's laugh! he just sits there in disbelief, makes a remark, and then starts laughing

  • @lddsurfer5325
    @lddsurfer5325 4 года назад +72

    Walking tomatoes with a body that kills anything 'wow'

    • @Retro_Skelo
      @Retro_Skelo 4 года назад +2

      Wait the video was uploaded 41 minutes ago how did you comment this 46 minutes ago?

    • @MsMinay
      @MsMinay 4 года назад

      @@Retro_Skelo idk probably patron access or something

    • @lddsurfer5325
      @lddsurfer5325 4 года назад +2

      Lag bruh

  • @locally_sourced_beans
    @locally_sourced_beans 4 года назад +351

    this is actually interesting, because this is the first time we have seen cap's super powers. right?

    • @gamerasmr3455
      @gamerasmr3455 4 года назад +23

      He's too powerfull for this world

    • @dillongause7528
      @dillongause7528 4 года назад +67

      What's his origin story he ate a rotten tomato laced with pollution and crack and now he has both cancer and super powers.

    • @monkeyrick4921
      @monkeyrick4921 4 года назад +14

      Who said these were his true powers

    • @carsonproctor6037
      @carsonproctor6037 4 года назад +17

      @@dillongause7528 Check the channel description it says he was bitten by a radioactive tamato

    • @dillongause7528
      @dillongause7528 4 года назад +14

      @@carsonproctor6037 ok fine but my story is his new origin story when he streams on twitch.

  • @spud5921
    @spud5921 4 года назад +77

    as I've said before, extremely large units tend to struggle with existence
    ever noticed that they can't hold weapons properly past a certain size?
    probably a similar issue to what's causing that

  • @wesleybruington6745
    @wesleybruington6745 3 года назад +19

    After watching this, I want to write a story about Captain Sauce and the villains he faced while saving the world

  • @glyphicgames7591
    @glyphicgames7591 4 года назад +61

    2:26
    “We’re blasting off again!!!!”

  • @Adam-dh7we
    @Adam-dh7we 4 года назад +130

    godzirra cant stand because his movement speed is too low so every step he takes can only move him as far as a normal unit could so he trips

    • @willcooper5389
      @willcooper5389 4 года назад +28

      I think we should all just accept that Godzirra is just constantly living in seizure season.

    • @roberts8291
      @roberts8291 4 года назад +7

      Please see this cap

    • @massoudkamal5155
      @massoudkamal5155 4 года назад +9

      his size is just too much, all the skills dont size up correctly resulting in a broken mess. Tried to find a good ratio for something that big but it just never works.

    • @dillongause7528
      @dillongause7528 4 года назад +6

      Godzira is the definition of some one born with 2 left feet and is a dinosaur

    • @jackbeecher4050
      @jackbeecher4050 3 года назад +3

      User: Hes not heavy enough! You need to change that!
      Captiansause: *makes him heavier*
      User: Hes too heavy! You need to change that!
      Captiansause: *makes him medium*
      User: He doesnt walk far enough because--
      Captinsause: B*TCH IF YOU DONT--
      User: Hes to medium! You need to chan--Hes to heavy! You need t--Hes to light! You--Hes to big Y--Hes not B--hes too big! You need to--
      Captiansause: Alright I'm just gonna head out...

  • @whydoesmeexiss2883
    @whydoesmeexiss2883 4 года назад +67

    “Like what is with captain sauce and quitting in the middle of s-“

  • @Supported-Characters
    @Supported-Characters 3 года назад +47

    Ahh yes, the strongest units in the game, the sauce gang.
    Dark peasant: nah I’m better-
    Dark peasant 2 seconds later: Wait they beat me

  • @bacondood1148
    @bacondood1148 4 года назад +184

    Something tells me we can start a cult from this

    • @jas9922
      @jas9922 4 года назад +4

      NO

    • @quit3042
      @quit3042 4 года назад +10

      @@jas9922 YES

    • @OneCanOfSoda
      @OneCanOfSoda 4 года назад +6

      @@jas9922 DO WHAT THE OTHER GUY SAID, HE SAID YES SO YES >:)

    • @AccurateRain137
      @AccurateRain137 4 года назад +4

      YEEEEESS

    • @MeriRosel
      @MeriRosel 4 года назад +3

      @@jas9922 Y E S

  • @thegreatknowing
    @thegreatknowing 4 года назад +172

    CaptainSauce: *_*calls the dark peasant the strongest unit_**
    Super Peasant: *_*crying in the corner_**

    • @Deztroyer3k
      @Deztroyer3k 4 года назад +9

      yeah I legit commented that lol

    • @thegreatknowing
      @thegreatknowing 4 года назад +2

      @@Deztroyer3k oof srry i didn't mean to copy

    • @Deztroyer3k
      @Deztroyer3k 4 года назад +4

      @@thegreatknowing no I think I typed mine after you lol

    • @Deztroyer3k
      @Deztroyer3k 4 года назад +3

      (I typed it in different words to)

    • @thegreatknowing
      @thegreatknowing 4 года назад +2

      @@Deztroyer3k oh ok

  • @fleaswarm5881
    @fleaswarm5881 4 года назад +43

    The reason godzera fell is because you need to make his weight exactly what his size is or he’s to fast for his size

    • @Alan-hz7wc
      @Alan-hz7wc 4 года назад +7

      Watch it fall over and have another tantrum

    • @gandaksatriadi6955
      @gandaksatriadi6955 4 года назад +6

      NO, it's because Godzera is to fast for it's size. If you don't believe me see how the samurai and tree giant walk, they go slower

    • @ryanspalding6524
      @ryanspalding6524 4 года назад +4

      @@gandaksatriadi6955 so the slower the unit the better it walks but what about floating units

    • @Donke267
      @Donke267 4 года назад +1

      Godzera needs training wheels, not extra weight.

    • @Vernich762
      @Vernich762 Год назад

      The problem is he’s fighting his equivalent of a grain of rice😂

  • @ThatRandomGu7
    @ThatRandomGu7 Год назад +11

    “He’s not weak he’s balanced”
    -Captainsauce 2020

  • @lorddio7842
    @lorddio7842 4 года назад +67

    Lmao "i feel like krillin watching sayains fighting, it all just a blur"😂

  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm623 4 года назад +24

    _"Well, that was a whole lot less climatic than I would've imagined."_
    ....Nope. No, it's just too easy to make a joke there.

  • @TekTheNinja
    @TekTheNinja 4 года назад +40

    "this can't get any weirder"
    inbred sauce: "It CAN get weirder!"

    • @maxshafer7287
      @maxshafer7287 4 года назад

      (Boss music starts playing)

    • @Selcho1997
      @Selcho1997 4 года назад

      Ah, I See You're A Man Of Culture As Well.

  • @logantherobloxian1813
    @logantherobloxian1813 3 года назад +9

    The people in the start starts dramatically walking
    That one guy:YEET

  • @fleetadmiralauto6506
    @fleetadmiralauto6506 4 года назад +58

    Cap: Sister fister
    *jazz music stops*
    *banjo music starts*

  • @begoneheretic9760
    @begoneheretic9760 4 года назад +267

    Sauce, hear me out, give him the hover ability. It’ll fix the falling over.

  • @theguywhoasked2352
    @theguywhoasked2352 4 года назад +37

    When your so early there’s a spelling error in the title:
    Also MAKE A SNUFFY THAT MULTIPLIES WHILE HE FIGHTS LIKE THE MONKEY KING

  • @smallw2003
    @smallw2003 10 месяцев назад +1

    Rewatching all of CaptainSauce's tabs videos and hearing his dad jokes and seeing all the funny moments brings me so much joy

  • @dinesaur960
    @dinesaur960 4 года назад +78

    When you're so early that the comments don't show up

  • @potentpotassium5776
    @potentpotassium5776 4 года назад +30

    Imagine Combining All The Sauces Into One Mega-Sauce.

    • @toasterbath5904
      @toasterbath5904 4 года назад

      It would destroy the universe

    • @maxshafer7287
      @maxshafer7287 4 года назад

      @@toasterbath5904 Just KA-BOOOM!!!

    • @buckylover160
      @buckylover160 4 года назад

      The ultimate thing that could definitely defeat anything in their path

    • @vutlharimadale3578
      @vutlharimadale3578 4 года назад

      Create a goku.

    • @btgreat8201
      @btgreat8201 4 года назад

      @@toasterbath5904 kaboom?
      Yes Rico kaboom

  • @redman7775
    @redman7775 4 года назад +68

    Dark Peasent: Y-
    Sause gang: *Yeet*

  • @tiberiusstaicu7853
    @tiberiusstaicu7853 3 года назад +3

    you should give godzirra a stomp ability , because the reason he cannot stand is that he is trying to punch the enemies below him

  • @f1shyspace
    @f1shyspace 4 года назад +16

    13:59 “What is with Captainsauce and just quitting in the middle of s-“

  • @nerd_5615
    @nerd_5615 4 года назад +36

    Ah yes, the best Crime Fighting Alliance: The Saucy Syndicate

  • @goblinkingthe17th50
    @goblinkingthe17th50 4 года назад +66

    CaptainSauce into the Sauceverse

  • @megalacrabtato2519
    @megalacrabtato2519 4 года назад +5

    This is not exactly a battle suggestion, but it's just a couple of cool facts....!!!!
    One: The Bard Has Something New Up His Sleeve....!!!! I learned that the hard way when a bard was pinned against a wall and i went to attack him....!!!!
    Two: There Is A New Simulation Map....!!!!
    Three: There Is A Special Ranged Attack When You Select A Ranged Weapons' Stats To Change What They Fire Out....!!!! There Is Also A Brand New Ranged Weapon In The .W.I.P. Section....!!!!
    Four: The Jarl Does NOT Empower Other Units....!!!! He Becomes SUPER MAD AND IMMORTAL For A Short Amount Of Time, But Whoever Has The Enraged Attack Only Becomes Enraged Once They Are Down To Half Health Or So And Will Always Get Mad When Hit Under Half Health As Many Times As Possible (so every time they get hit they are IMMORTAL....!!!!)....!!!! It Also Increases Their Movement Speed And Damage, And Also Makes Them Spam every one of their abilities at once....!!!! JARL IS THE BEST CAPTAINSAUCE....!!!! ([EDIT THREE....!!!!] .P.S. A Hint That You Can Make A Person Go COLOSSAL Tornado Mode On Their Own....!!!!)....!!!!
    [EDIT....!!!!] Five: The way other people made their CaptainSauce's Fly were by giving them the "Super Peasant Punch" Ability....!!!! Also the "Dark Peasant Throw/Toss" Ability Is the weird dark wisps that the Dark Peasant shoots out of his hands....!!!! You can actually make WAVES OF SNAKES AND CROWS AND CLAMS AND BALLISTAE CAPTAINSAUCE........!!!!!!!!
    [EDIT TWO....!!!!] Six: The Sensei And The Shogun Are ABSOLUTELY AMAZING NOW....!!!!! THE SHOGUN CAN TAKE DOWN ANY UNIT NOW, NO MATTER THE HEALTH WITH HIS SPECIAL ABILITY CAPTAINSAUCE........!!!!!!!!
    [EDIT FOUR....!!!!] Seven: Not Only Can You End Each Match By Pressing, "TAB," You Can Also START Every Match By Pressing, "TAB," WHICH I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN DOING CAPTAINSAUCE....!!!!
    Eight: I am pretty sure that "Inbred Sauce" never blew himself up with the RPG's, for I never saw an explosion where Inbred Sauce was when he died, so my theories are A. He gave himself a viking funeral by flying into an RPG AFTER it blew up, and instead of the EXPLOSION ITSELF killing him, I think he might have burned himself from the flames after the explosion; Or B. He has a certain ability where he accidentally kills himself maybe; Or C. (Most Unlikely, But Still....!!!!) He fell onto the ground and died of fall damage or broke his neck on the impact with the ground....!!!!

    • @doul107
      @doul107 3 года назад +2

      Sir this is a Wendy’s

  • @philipo.9314
    @philipo.9314 4 года назад +61

    "Will they be able to vanquish the dark peasant?"
    *0.5 seconds later*
    RED VICTORY

    • @lorettanelson82
      @lorettanelson82 4 года назад

      Why do people think the dark peasant is the strongest unit

    • @JerrySucks
      @JerrySucks 4 года назад

      @@lorettanelson82 because it’s really good

    • @watts9992
      @watts9992 3 года назад

      @@JerrySucks but it's super peasant

  • @deltalord6969
    @deltalord6969 4 года назад +7

    Secret units with new abilities that captain sauce still needs to check out:
    Artemis
    Super boxer
    Shogun
    Monkey king
    Sensei
    Samurai giant(he can deflect projectiles now)

    • @meatboy7484
      @meatboy7484 4 года назад

      He already checked out a and lrj

    • @watts9992
      @watts9992 4 года назад

      He already saw artemis

    • @johnwick2570
      @johnwick2570 4 года назад

      He already did Artemis and super boxer

  • @tinacatchings5608
    @tinacatchings5608 4 года назад +22

    "Whats with me and giving up in the middle of stuff!" *Slime rancher flashbacks*

    • @drpoopy4151
      @drpoopy4151 4 года назад +2

      Slime rancher maaan thats fucking Nostalgic AF

    • @AnUnfortunatePotato
      @AnUnfortunatePotato 4 года назад

      “What is with captainsauce and quitting in the middle of s-“

  • @josephbogren444
    @josephbogren444 3 года назад +5

    My favorite quote is “I wan’t you to be a 30 story tall atomic fire breathing lizard who kills the tomato superhero”

  • @maniwishihadthelongestname7641
    @maniwishihadthelongestname7641 4 года назад +35

    18:44 that is the strongest fart I have ever seen
    Edit: I can not stop replaying that part

  • @ZombPlayyz
    @ZombPlayyz 4 года назад +9

    I was waiting for the day when he'd make himself in the unit creator. Now I gotta wait until we're allowed to share factions, so that I can see what he'll do when I share my halfling faction...

  • @jajapanadero3026
    @jajapanadero3026 4 года назад +58

    You know its only been a matter of time before he thought of this master piece

  • @jescoz2680
    @jescoz2680 3 года назад +1

    Godzira keeps falling down because he’s trying to kill people with his atomic breath but the breaths range isn’t that far so he has to flop over to use it so make him like half the size and he will be able to attack

  • @Forkurdss
    @Forkurdss 4 года назад +8

    dark peasant: i am the strongest i the game, no one can defeat me!
    the sauces: (taps the dark peasant on the shoulder) ehem.

  • @aliskhuda7309
    @aliskhuda7309 4 года назад +35

    To make a unit fly you will need the superpeasent flying

    • @inferno6186
      @inferno6186 4 года назад +1

      No you need super peasant punch which is the sister fister that goes alllll the way in

    • @yoav4506
      @yoav4506 4 года назад

      @@inferno6186 you can also make a unit hover and really ramp up the movement speed

    • @inferno6186
      @inferno6186 3 года назад

      @@yoav4506 i aint dumb

    • @yoav4506
      @yoav4506 3 года назад

      @@inferno6186 i know just a suggestion

  • @ezallfire_4936
    @ezallfire_4936 4 года назад +23

    13:59 I have to say I wasn’t expecting that

  • @sapphirestar3978
    @sapphirestar3978 2 года назад +4

    You can tell if the unit is too light if it has tendency to jump in the air when walking and too heavy if it has a tendency to skid it’s feet on the ground

  • @subrcket2134
    @subrcket2134 4 года назад +37

    Hello I’m also happy that captain sauce is “the strong unit in tabs”

    • @nightfurynick998
      @nightfurynick998 4 года назад +1

      The strongerest!

    • @TacticalIfantry2
      @TacticalIfantry2 4 года назад +1

      @@nightfurynick998 it says strong in the title

    • @ToastyGhost117
      @ToastyGhost117 4 года назад

      @@TacticalIfantry2 he knows.

    • @nightfurynick998
      @nightfurynick998 4 года назад

      @@TacticalIfantry2 you don't say? My! I never noticed that before! What an interesting turn of events this is!

    • @nightfurynick998
      @nightfurynick998 4 года назад

      @@ToastyGhost117 shhhhh leave him be, I'm ok with playing along with him

  • @thomasmcdaniel9919
    @thomasmcdaniel9919 4 года назад +7

    You finally have your self a unit that’s awsome and they all look amazing including yours and I would like to thank you I have been watching you for a long time and I’m all ways happy when you post a video thanks so much

  • @jaysondavis9693
    @jaysondavis9693 4 года назад +15

    Early or late
    It will be great
    When the Sauces take over the world

  • @theyellowzombie4277
    @theyellowzombie4277 3 года назад +7

    The inhale after his silent laugh is iconic

  • @godofchaos3307
    @godofchaos3307 4 года назад +16

    The problem is not because he's too light or too heavy it's because he's too big that he can't hit the enemies so he falls over when he tries to do his melee attack

  • @Free_Percent
    @Free_Percent 4 года назад +23

    Captain blue always wins when there is a draw

    • @jirobrient2580
      @jirobrient2580 3 года назад +3

      Captain blue?

    • @Free_Percent
      @Free_Percent 3 года назад +4

      @@jirobrient2580 i mean blue always wins i said captain to captain sauce

  • @Gemini-Lion
    @Gemini-Lion 4 года назад +8

    To make a unit fly like “Long Sauce” you probably need to give it the super peasant thing. It’s probably not an ability. Also, I’m not sure if Godzera is too light or too heavy, you just need to try different things and see what works best for that size.

    • @dimentio9833
      @dimentio9833 4 года назад +2

      try making them slower or faster, if that dosent work then give them hover im pretty sure that forces units to stay up

    • @deadmate7061
      @deadmate7061 4 года назад

      You need to give the unit 100x speed for them to fly or more

    • @edwinchen6707
      @edwinchen6707 2 года назад

      super peasant hover

  • @kapkanthealligator1794
    @kapkanthealligator1794 3 года назад +33

    “Sister fister”
    Me : *The- WHAT*

    • @sgt.killjoy7466
      @sgt.killjoy7466 3 года назад +2

      Mister lister the sister fister, and listers sister the fister resister

    • @angelusuriel8312
      @angelusuriel8312 3 года назад +1

      @@sgt.killjoy7466 I hate how I could read that 1st try

    • @sgt.killjoy7466
      @sgt.killjoy7466 3 года назад +1

      @@angelusuriel8312 perfekt

    • @KeldronKrew
      @KeldronKrew 3 года назад +2

      I would have liked "Sinister Sister Fister" more, sounds cooler, cool like ice, pretty cold joke, it's just the tip of the iceberg, now I know why the police said freeze, It were just my bad jokes I guess

  • @voidofillusions7976
    @voidofillusions7976 4 года назад +11

    Me watching the intro: Neat
    My brain: GO GO POWER RANGERS!

  • @Murpler
    @Murpler 4 года назад +42

    has anyone wondered why captain sauce picked a tomato spider-man as his logo/mascot?

  • @jakle70wells31
    @jakle70wells31 4 года назад +6

    Handsome sauce was just hiding his power level.

  • @taesp2484
    @taesp2484 2 года назад +6

    the super peasant is the strongest and NOT the dark peasant!

  • @jam_ina_can
    @jam_ina_can 4 года назад +31

    When he fought against godzerra I died laughing

  • @hungtheheroluu
    @hungtheheroluu 4 года назад +14

    Yes! Cap has made himself in TABS.

    • @mhvlogs1635
      @mhvlogs1635 4 года назад +1

      Get out of here and get back to getting destroyed by cap

    • @hungtheheroluu
      @hungtheheroluu 4 года назад +1

      @@mhvlogs1635 LEL XD. Cap would only destroy halflings if they’re on blue team.

    • @mhvlogs1635
      @mhvlogs1635 3 года назад +1

      @@hungtheheroluu lol

  • @ombaaa
    @ombaaa 4 года назад +21

    Captain sauce vs dark peasant
    coming to theaters april 20th, 2069

  • @rayxgun6340
    @rayxgun6340 3 года назад +1

    the sister fister also known as the power puncha is a charged up punch that explodes every sister in a 8008 mile radius

  • @onebilliontacos3405
    @onebilliontacos3405 4 года назад +14

    "The captain club sandwich":
    Two haybales, one cactus guy, one of the clam jam and one captain Sause

  • @ryanyoder1505
    @ryanyoder1505 4 года назад +21

    “The sister fister technique.” I do not think I have laughed harder in my life.

  • @MrDanAng1
    @MrDanAng1 4 года назад +4

    3:39 Who would have guessed sharp knives is the arch nemesis of a tomato based superhero!? 🤔

  • @TON618BLACKHOLE-l1n
    @TON618BLACKHOLE-l1n Год назад +1

    1:55 had me dying 😂
    "But he also has his S I S T E R F I S T E R punch"

  • @marylevingston8090
    @marylevingston8090 4 года назад +5

    His Godzirra He’s probably falling over because he wants to get low to fight the enemy

  • @winged_destro
    @winged_destro 4 года назад +5

    Cap, the reason why long sauce flew is because they gave him super peasant weapons
    Also, I figured something out while screwing around in the unit creator: the auto-generate feauture doesn’t factor in a couple of stats. Damage and attack speed, namely. One time I was making a glass cannon unit and I gave him 10 healt but 100x damage and he actually cost less than the auto generate did before because it doesn’t factor in damage.
    Like so cap can seem

  • @Thermometer_Moth
    @Thermometer_Moth 4 года назад +7

    "Now we already know these units are very powerful but let's see how they go against the dark peasent" Units: One puch

  • @raiden_shogun8370
    @raiden_shogun8370 Год назад +2

    You have to give your unit the super peasant ability sauce.

  • @protatort6345
    @protatort6345 4 года назад +6

    Og title before it probly edited "Captain sauce is the strong unit in tabs"

  • @MrsSking123
    @MrsSking123 4 года назад +4

    Thanks for everyone who made me in tabs!
    Me on console not even having the character creator:

  • @frog_phone
    @frog_phone 4 года назад +13

    should have called this captain sauce into the tomatoverse or something like that

  • @ayangul7194
    @ayangul7194 Год назад +1

    Inbred sauce is using self destruct every time, hes charging it when hes break dancing

  • @MoyaMethod
    @MoyaMethod 4 года назад +7

    Captain sauce: we will call him long sauce
    Me: carrot sauce

  • @lincolnholocinski-francis9063
    @lincolnholocinski-francis9063 4 года назад +6

    18:00 He didn’t fall, he tried a strategic bellyflop

    • @WoodenBug5836
      @WoodenBug5836 2 года назад

      Then started throwing a tantrum because he couldn't get up

    • @DontUseUrToilet
      @DontUseUrToilet Год назад

      @@WoodenBug5836 no he couldn’t have the toy

    • @WoodenBug5836
      @WoodenBug5836 Год назад

      @@DontUseUrToilet he didn't have a toy

    • @WoodenBug5836
      @WoodenBug5836 Год назад

      @@DontUseUrToilet there was no toy

  • @zebrahammer8096
    @zebrahammer8096 4 года назад +11

    HES DOING IT HES REAL-awww hahaha ... I miss you dad

  • @Itz_BlueJacobMC
    @Itz_BlueJacobMC 2 года назад +2

    Bro Should've Named French Sauce "Renaissauce"

  • @mremoji-df4wm
    @mremoji-df4wm 4 года назад +13

    I hadn't laughed this much in years!! thank you for this blessing.

  • @gilby_6543
    @gilby_6543 4 года назад +20

    Godzirra’s legs are too skinny

  • @CinnaFlavored
    @CinnaFlavored 4 года назад +36

    “Sister fister “ SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    • @CynicalCaffeine
      @CynicalCaffeine 4 года назад +2

      XD As a person who lives in AL that is true.

    • @finlandball2128
      @finlandball2128 4 года назад +2

      Well he did call one of them inbred Sauce

    • @firefox1118
      @firefox1118 4 года назад

      Ohh ehh yay I see that

  • @lt.armyforever6399
    @lt.armyforever6399 3 года назад +1

    18:45 Godzirra after taco bell. Also can we admire the accuracy of Godzirra's sphincter.

  • @sandratobias2485
    @sandratobias2485 4 года назад +11

    me when a video comes out: Ooo
    my dad : SLEEP OR ELSE BOI

  • @kacewu1128
    @kacewu1128 4 года назад +22

    Last time I was this early Cap was still playing Stranded Deep

  • @SCP-ThePlagueDoctor-hf6fw
    @SCP-ThePlagueDoctor-hf6fw 4 года назад +7

    10:46. Should’ve been called SeizureSauce
    Or kamikazeSauce

  • @Fellowbrute5568
    @Fellowbrute5568 8 месяцев назад +1

    Well I got to give this a name sooo here it is :Captain Sauce the Sauces Return