Pneumatic Cork-Stuffer | PLC Programming Intro

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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
  • I used a PLC to control the air cylinder for a Guillotine. A brief side-trip to the uncanny valley ensues. / ave

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  • @matttradie1341
    @matttradie1341 5 лет назад +586

    1am. Honey I’m just going downstairs to get a drink. Ok. Few minutes later. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. (Compressor starts up)

    • @CanDriveSoon
      @CanDriveSoon 3 года назад +10

      Laughed entirely too hard at this comment

  • @mrb2061
    @mrb2061 4 года назад +196

    "Nothing more permanent, than a temporary solution" Should be on the T shirts...I'd buy that.

  • @thedoctor907
    @thedoctor907 6 лет назад +797

    demonetisation intensifies.

    • @Xallarap
      @Xallarap 6 лет назад +2

      thedoctor907 I was just about to comment that :'D

    • @speedbuggy16v
      @speedbuggy16v 6 лет назад +1

      stranger than that now no Ave videos in my feed anymore............Thats OK, I am subscribed and get emails anyway.

    • @mikedrop4421
      @mikedrop4421 6 лет назад +1

      I don't think they've demonetized him on a per video basis in years. It's more of a zero sum game played by the algorithm.

  • @SwitchAndLever
    @SwitchAndLever 6 лет назад +271

    That ending is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen. Good job!

  • @ApeShift
    @ApeShift 6 лет назад +362

    Pshh. Who needs one of those. (Heads out to the shed whistling inconspicuously)

    • @edwardaziria5710
      @edwardaziria5710 6 лет назад +1

      Charlie Tucker 😂

    • @petercollin5670
      @petercollin5670 6 лет назад +29

      More like, Pshhhht....pshhhht....pshhhht....pshhhht....

    • @ApeShift
      @ApeShift 6 лет назад +1

      Peter Collin 😂

    • @maxanator6
      @maxanator6 6 лет назад +6

      Charlie Tucker i love your profile picture 😂😂😂

    • @ApeShift
      @ApeShift 6 лет назад +1

      MAXAWESOME55 lol thanks man

  • @Viraus2
    @Viraus2 6 лет назад +284

    This channel is like Mythbusters hosted by Frank Zappa

    • @peterwelsh6975
      @peterwelsh6975 6 лет назад +13

      Viraus2 i hated Mythbusters they had no technical knowledge of how things work and failed to correctly build 99% of their projects. Most of their "busted" myths failed because they didn't understand physics.

    • @DrLumpy
      @DrLumpy 6 лет назад +2

      Professor Irwin Corey meets Howard Stern. Thanks - Lumpy

    • @robbelk6465
      @robbelk6465 6 лет назад +4

      Nailed it, the next telefunkin u-47

    • @scottcarlon6318
      @scottcarlon6318 6 лет назад

      Only better... : )

    • @jadeolin8514
      @jadeolin8514 4 года назад +1

      @@peterwelsh6975 thank you, I couldn't agree more, I hated that show.

  • @JesusTouchedMyJunk
    @JesusTouchedMyJunk 5 лет назад +80

    Needed to learn ladder logic for work and this is much more entertaining than the Omron official tutorial drivel. Thanks once again AvE.

  • @Armuar
    @Armuar 6 лет назад +386

    Did it really need teeth? Lmfao. AvE: - Just. WOW.

    • @arduinoversusevil2025
      @arduinoversusevil2025  6 лет назад +170

      No teeth?! That'd be creepy.

    • @FieroFats
      @FieroFats 6 лет назад +35

      No teeth? What are you, some kinda weirdo?

    • @Armuar
      @Armuar 6 лет назад +27

      AvE And the entire premise of this video WASN'T creepy!?? LOL 😆👌

    • @microbuilder
      @microbuilder 6 лет назад +40

      The best kind of hummer is the kind with a gummer.

    • @whs2220
      @whs2220 6 лет назад +42

      so many RUclips "how to" programming videos that lack real world examples of how they are useful... AvE is the channel that satisfies that unmet need

  • @98SST
    @98SST 6 лет назад +167

    Is this setup for sale? Asking for a friend.

  • @tylerbaughman2001
    @tylerbaughman2001 6 лет назад +182

    AvE seems to like it nice and slow. I would've just attached it to a Sawzall myself.

    • @mikesdungeon8398
      @mikesdungeon8398 6 лет назад +10

      Tyler Baughman LMFAO

    • @daviddroescher
      @daviddroescher 6 лет назад +7

      Tyler Baughman variable speed Milwaukee woodwork be a lot less hard at trying to get the speed adjusted

    • @5roundsrapid263
      @5roundsrapid263 6 лет назад +10

      Tyler Baughman That’s the lady version.

    • @TheGetpunched
      @TheGetpunched 6 лет назад +27

      That’s a good way to get a permanently bent cork.

    • @vzgsxr
      @vzgsxr 6 лет назад +10

      Tyler Baughman
      And leave the blade in for extra excitement 😈

  • @ryanmckee2089
    @ryanmckee2089 6 лет назад +78

    The most complicated dirty joke ever!

  • @TroyBrophy
    @TroyBrophy 6 лет назад +153

    And here I was starting to question whether or not this channel was still relevant to my interests.

    • @ERROR204.
      @ERROR204. 3 года назад +1

      At this point our interests are based around AvE

    • @ED-es2qv
      @ED-es2qv 3 года назад

      After months of watching him tear apart tools I don’t even want, ….

  • @kameron454ci
    @kameron454ci 6 лет назад +39

    change out the gland end and its the perfect mothers day gift

  • @pjbth
    @pjbth 6 лет назад +31

    A little shaking on the retract might not be a bad thing in this situation.

  • @PapaWheelie1
    @PapaWheelie1 6 лет назад +220

    Rectum? Dammed near killed him...

    • @Lewdacris916
      @Lewdacris916 6 лет назад

      loooool

    • @MrTheHillfolk
      @MrTheHillfolk 6 лет назад

      Never gets old.
      One of my favorites, like the old bull and young bull story.

    • @ddermont6058
      @ddermont6058 6 лет назад +1

      Did in fact, Kill Him.

    • @PapaWheelie1
      @PapaWheelie1 6 лет назад

      MrHillfolk - tell - I don’t think I’ve heard that one??

    • @MrTheHillfolk
      @MrTheHillfolk 6 лет назад +10

      PapaWheelie
      I guess it has a little moral or whatever, like with age comes wisdom or something.
      The story usually goes something like:
      2 bulls are talking, one is the old bull and one is the young bull.
      The young bull says let’s run down the hill and do a cow, for fun.
      The old bull says woah hold your horses!
      Let’s WALK down and do em all😂😂😬

  • @BarryRuffnerXD
    @BarryRuffnerXD 6 лет назад +65

    Weeks later I realize you have been evaluating different pneumatic devices for current to air so you can run a piston in a novel way using electronics so you can get that next level jerkoff device

    • @andrewleece5076
      @andrewleece5076 6 лет назад +2

      Barry Ruffner I

    • @zechsblack5891
      @zechsblack5891 6 лет назад +4

      he really needs to add a port to the back of the cork-holder to draw down a constant gentle pressure

  • @Zizzily
    @Zizzily 6 лет назад +25

    So, the takeaway is don't put compressed air up your bum, put it in your P port instead?

  • @WallHaxxx
    @WallHaxxx 6 лет назад +68

    You have to observe the USB port to collapse the superposition.

    • @KSparks80
      @KSparks80 6 лет назад +2

      Or just do it the easy way with a goddamitron and a stetsor valve. No systems theory required! lol

    • @Walking_Death
      @Walking_Death 6 лет назад +3

      whenever I try to figure which way round a USB plug goes I end up with a dead cat on my hands.

    • @shane9338
      @shane9338 6 лет назад

      wallhaxx "You have to observe the USB port to collapse the superposition." i cracked up for an hour !! got sore abs
      I have a feeling most have no idea what that means

    • @mixer6166
      @mixer6166 3 года назад +2

      It's called schrodinger's port.

  • @vesslewiththepesstle
    @vesslewiththepesstle 6 лет назад +28

    he has sunk to a new low, I love it, and I am sure he has more to go, AVE the bravest man on the internet.

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum 6 лет назад +430

    You should really soak your corks first before stuffing them. There's nothing more important than a good cork-soaker in the household. I learned to soak corks when I was a young boy. I learned from my father, who learned soaking corks from his father's father. You could say I was a born cork soaker.

    • @allesklarklaus147
      @allesklarklaus147 6 лет назад +25

      dude this is so hard to read out without slipping

    • @CCWSig
      @CCWSig 6 лет назад +33

      Best in the county rumor had it

    • @murkinstock
      @murkinstock 6 лет назад +17

      But do you soak corks or do you get your corks soaked?

    • @darkwoodfarms1040
      @darkwoodfarms1040 6 лет назад +25

      Good question, is the cork soaker the one who soaks his cork, or the receptacle in which the cork is soaked?

    • @OttawaOldFart
      @OttawaOldFart 6 лет назад +1

      I got it

  • @DoogenBurns
    @DoogenBurns 6 лет назад +107

    If you aren't supposed to put air in someones butt how do you get oxygen to the gerbil?

    • @aivkara
      @aivkara 5 лет назад +6

      'Armageddon' was actually the gerbil's safe word...

    • @traviscoleman9520
      @traviscoleman9520 5 лет назад +2

      Richard Gere is shaking his head somewhere

    • @edm86
      @edm86 4 года назад +1

      @@aivkara I don't think anyone got the joke...I got you though!

  • @travishogan7516
    @travishogan7516 6 лет назад +34

    Oh my! I thought you were gonna just tease us with it but damn, ... Full Stroke. I think the "Bartending Robot's" cover is blown.

  • @loul7239
    @loul7239 6 лет назад +10

    That whole lesson on how to insert a usb plug was so painfully true. I felt a pang of relief that I’m not the only one who takes three attempts every friggin’ time.

  • @charlesdeens8927
    @charlesdeens8927 6 лет назад +23

    I just realized how we came to develop the opposable thumb.

  • @scotthicks8338
    @scotthicks8338 6 лет назад +82

    The 30 guys who down voted this video are the bosses who make you work on a Saturday.
    Please pray for them, they need Jesus.

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 6 лет назад +17

      they need compressed air blown up their rectum

  • @JimmysTractor
    @JimmysTractor 6 лет назад +212

    Not quite Westworld, but could work.

    • @ToTheTopCrane
      @ToTheTopCrane 6 лет назад +1

      Agreed!

    • @Brettjnash
      @Brettjnash 6 лет назад +13

      That violent delight would definitely have a violent end.

    • @Bierkameel
      @Bierkameel 6 лет назад +11

      He should call this contraption "Dolores"

    • @JimmysTractor
      @JimmysTractor 6 лет назад

      Bierkameel I'm gonna call mine Angela.

    • @JimmysTractor
      @JimmysTractor 6 лет назад

      To The Top Crane your little 300ft tall crane is the perfect example of why you don't want $10 AliExpress arduinos controlling your air solenoids.

  • @gunslinger11bravo
    @gunslinger11bravo 6 лет назад +138

    Now if only you can teach it to cook.

    • @shenzhong2942
      @shenzhong2942 4 года назад +1

      Gunslinger 11B sexism isn’t too death grips my friend

    • @misterninemilli9340
      @misterninemilli9340 4 года назад +9

      shenzhong it sure is funny

    • @shenzhong2942
      @shenzhong2942 4 года назад +1

      Jadan Della Porta it isn’t that either

    • @misterninemilli9340
      @misterninemilli9340 4 года назад +11

      shenzhong subjective

    • @Andrew-vq2kl
      @Andrew-vq2kl 3 года назад +3

      @@cezarcatalin1406 Please elaborate... I mean clearly, it is undoubtedly subjective. But I want to know, how you came to believing that's not the case. Are you white knighting or do you genuinely believe that? Either way, yikes...

  • @BradPow
    @BradPow 6 лет назад +92

    That mouth looked like it wanted nothing to do with the hammer's aggressive attempts. It must be a married woman.

  • @kenwinston2245
    @kenwinston2245 6 лет назад +17

    You could have a full range of preset programs... random shuffle... change the pace a bit here and there... the mind boggles. Probably available from Guangdong by next xmas...

  • @ToTheTopCrane
    @ToTheTopCrane 6 лет назад +66

    Now, other than food, you have no reason to leave your shop!

    • @jeremyhanna3852
      @jeremyhanna3852 6 лет назад +14

      To The Top Crane
      There is pizza delivery you know

    • @ToTheTopCrane
      @ToTheTopCrane 6 лет назад +3

      Jeremy hanna, good point. I didn't think of that.

    • @truvak
      @truvak 6 лет назад +6

      and Beer.

    • @Willam_J
      @Willam_J 6 лет назад +1

      Truvak T - Beer comes out of the faucets in Canada. It’s true. I saw it on the internet. :-)

    • @truvak
      @truvak 6 лет назад +1

      I knew I had to move to the anglophone part of Canada! 5 years in Montreal and all that came from my faucet was lame water!

  • @jasonwcoleman250
    @jasonwcoleman250 6 лет назад +33

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnd demonetized!

  • @richardsteele3160
    @richardsteele3160 5 лет назад +24

    The final demonstration is the single greatest minute in the history of video. His unique ability to blend technical knowledge and humor is truly without equal.

  • @sorin.n
    @sorin.n 6 лет назад +17

    If I would have been younger, this would have been my diploma thesis!

  • @romwil
    @romwil 6 лет назад +25

    Extra thumbs up for the exact USB cord insertion instructions (attempt/reverse/attempt/reverse/insert) as that captures every try ever.

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 6 лет назад

      except usb C

    • @swayback7375
      @swayback7375 4 года назад +2

      @@Blox117 oh yea?
      Seems only 1 end of USB C is universal to me, I still end up flipping that end at least once each time I plug it in.

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 4 года назад

      @@swayback7375 DVI connectors never seem to go in

  • @chaz65
    @chaz65 6 лет назад +107

    Good thing you didn't use an arduino, damn thing would've glitched out a bit down....

  • @letterpool
    @letterpool 6 лет назад +9

    All fun and games until you bottom it out and that threaded shaft breaks your knob.... then that becomes a whole other video for the bad part of the internet.

  • @cwtoyota
    @cwtoyota 6 лет назад +119

    Uncanny valley of horse teeth.

  • @FlesHBoX
    @FlesHBoX 6 лет назад +25

    wait, compressed air goes in the pee port? I thought you said your buddy put it in the.... er... other port....

  • @RidingFromDawn2Dusk
    @RidingFromDawn2Dusk 6 лет назад +33

    A Binford 6100 E Jackulator

  • @AlsidPrime
    @AlsidPrime 6 лет назад +15

    Talking ill of arduino, Does this call for a name change to PLC vs Evil? Not that it appears to be fighting too hard.

  • @speedbuggy16v
    @speedbuggy16v 6 лет назад +11

    am I the only one that thinks a slight jerky motion might be a good thing?

  • @bruceminnier2936
    @bruceminnier2936 6 лет назад +38

    And.... demonized....

    • @xorith
      @xorith 6 лет назад +11

      Demonized or demonetized? Or does it matter? lol

    • @bruceminnier2936
      @bruceminnier2936 6 лет назад +5

      I meant the second..... but oddly.... that last bit, that will haunt me for a long long time. Maybe the first was more accurate.

    • @maxheadroom7992
      @maxheadroom7992 6 лет назад +5

      Jesus is the one who sent him the mouth in the first place.

    • @Syncubus
      @Syncubus 6 лет назад +4

      That's because Jesus is a pervert.

    • @xorith
      @xorith 6 лет назад +2

      Patriot Cat - Still?? Damn it. I told him once already. I said "JESUS!" And I mean that in the proper Spanish pronunciation. I told him to quit peeping in my damn windows.

  • @JBroMCMXCI
    @JBroMCMXCI 6 лет назад +82

    When I was younger I made one of these with a power drill and ended up tearing half my foreskin off. Mistakes were made.

    • @smellyjerk
      @smellyjerk 6 лет назад +4

      JBroMCMXCI did you ever even it out? O.o

    • @kennyball3956
      @kennyball3956 6 лет назад +6

      many lives lost

    • @melody3741
      @melody3741 5 лет назад +9

      Circumcision Made Easy

    • @turbot8er672
      @turbot8er672 5 лет назад +3

      Not sure how old you are, but those old drills with metal housing had a tendency to put you on your ass. Especially if you happened to be standing in water.

    • @miaouew
      @miaouew 5 лет назад +31

      So now you have a 2-skin?

  • @jaredcallahan9515
    @jaredcallahan9515 6 лет назад +33

    Real deal Omron PLC's can be found on the flea bay for super cheap and the programming software too for around $100

    • @arduinoversusevil2025
      @arduinoversusevil2025  6 лет назад +30

      Fucking Omron with the 'upload' I mean 'download' I mean shit the program is corrupt.

    • @richfiles
      @richfiles 6 лет назад +2

      Took the words right out of your pneumatic cork-stuffer's mouth!

    • @radon360
      @radon360 6 лет назад

      Just following Rockwell's terminology convolution.

    • @Methodwake
      @Methodwake 6 лет назад +1

      I really liked cxprogrammer. It was quick and dirty. Changing any bit to one-shots was clean. Documentation was in japenglish but it was very complete as long as you keep reading. Native simulation was a plus as well.

    • @chasmosaurus3
      @chasmosaurus3 6 лет назад +1

      My only experience is with Do-More PLCs. Their simulator is free and fairly complete.

  • @5thgenh23
    @5thgenh23 6 лет назад +15

    Im starting to get worried about the long winters effect on my favorite Canucky...

  • @GeoffPesos
    @GeoffPesos 6 лет назад +20

    If I were RUclips I would give you a raise for this video.

    • @azuritet3
      @azuritet3 6 лет назад +5

      well, RUclips is run by robots now so they probably think this is progressive.

    • @KxKL-yj7pd
      @KxKL-yj7pd 6 лет назад

      I see what you did there

  • @JungleScene
    @JungleScene 5 лет назад +28

    "An ill-conceived idea deserves to be ill-implemented as well"
    -AvE
    pure poetry.

  • @sierrawhiskey5144
    @sierrawhiskey5144 6 лет назад +16

    There's seimans everywhere.

  • @cmb1972
    @cmb1972 6 лет назад +14

    Needs a dab of Schmoo for a smooth action.

  • @Pyr0philia
    @Pyr0philia 6 лет назад +13

    This is by far the most amazing thing on RUclips.

  • @BobofWOGGLE
    @BobofWOGGLE 6 лет назад +12

    Does that thing have teeth in? Has science gone too far?

    • @BobofWOGGLE
      @BobofWOGGLE 6 лет назад +3

      Well it's good our artificial round holes have finally caught up with our artificial round pegs. That's equality right there.

    • @britjamaine9229
      @britjamaine9229 6 лет назад +4

      Never seen a toy with a dental plan

  • @JimmysTractor
    @JimmysTractor 6 лет назад +21

    Stroke needs to be a bit longer.

    • @Treddian
      @Treddian 4 года назад

      That's a fine opinion but you should stick to giving the tip. Only the tip.

  • @HarmonHeat
    @HarmonHeat 6 лет назад +11

    The sweet funk of demonitization is emanating from my phone

  • @FlyingShotsman
    @FlyingShotsman 6 лет назад +12

    I'll be damned, it took 30 minutes of video before this one got demonetized!

  • @giovannicintolo89
    @giovannicintolo89 5 лет назад +8

    Thank you for confirming I've been using the USB port correctly my entire life

  • @thefinessekid7358
    @thefinessekid7358 6 лет назад +50

    My uh friend wanted to know where to get one of the mouths and how discrete is their shipping?

    • @BayouAlex111
      @BayouAlex111 6 лет назад +4

      Amazon. Just let your friend know. :P

    • @lucas2997
      @lucas2997 6 лет назад +6

      Haahahaha "How discrete is their shipping" JAJAJA

    • @jbarajas909
      @jbarajas909 6 лет назад

      The Finesse Kid you mean one for yourself. Lol

  • @TDG2654
    @TDG2654 6 лет назад +34

    Yeah, compressed air is no joke. Had a hired guy at the job blow one of his eardrums out, trying to dust himself using compressed air.

    • @toasty4000000
      @toasty4000000 6 лет назад +25

      "had a hired guy at the blow job..." Cmon I cant be the only one whose brain did that

    • @ebinecksdee9872
      @ebinecksdee9872 6 лет назад +2

      Stupidity comes in all sorts of flavors.

    • @renepizzo9438
      @renepizzo9438 6 лет назад

      Reason for the OSHA bypass nozzle

    • @nicewhenearnedrudemostlyel489
      @nicewhenearnedrudemostlyel489 6 лет назад

      because an osha bypass valve is gonna stop an eardrum from being blown out in that situation? get outta here. safety features are for accidents, not for intentional stupidity. that drum was gonna get blown with or without it.

  • @Fireholder1
    @Fireholder1 5 лет назад +6

    1:34 - Visual AIDS
    No shortage of that on teh Internets.

  • @Henchman1977
    @Henchman1977 6 лет назад +11

    Another classic French-Canadian saying.... "I went to de closet to get my boots and dere dey were, gone!"

    • @kennyball3956
      @kennyball3956 6 лет назад

      whos coat is that jacket

    • @badlandskid
      @badlandskid 6 лет назад

      Dat wast de biggest coyote I never saw!

    • @mixer6166
      @mixer6166 3 года назад

      The ting is seized. I gotta eat the pipe.

  • @maybearkamaybenot11
    @maybearkamaybenot11 4 года назад +3

    What have I done to get this recommended by RUclips

  • @Falney
    @Falney 6 лет назад +8

    I saw the video thumbnail and thought "Shouldn't this be labelled as NSFW" then realised it was AvE

    • @Pyr0philia
      @Pyr0philia 6 лет назад

      Falney youtube doesn’t have have a NSFL tag. But that’s one hell of a way to go!

  • @michaeljburt
    @michaeljburt 6 лет назад +3

    I'm an electrical engineer and I am in the first year of my career in industrial controls. These videos on pneumatics have helped me considerably!!! Thanks AvE!! I have always been able to follow controls diagrams involving pneumatics, but now I'm getting a real appreciation for how they work.

  • @microbe2008
    @microbe2008 6 лет назад +5

    AHAHAHAH Just finished watching your vigeo. You are Hilarious. Love your Vigeos buddy. Educational , interresting and being hilarious at the same time HEHE :P

  • @Tr3bu
    @Tr3bu 6 лет назад +23

    Now that's the Ollie-FordCock.

  • @furgy667
    @furgy667 6 лет назад +5

    A quick exhaust would really help ya get the air out right fast. My wife says I have one on my blind end.

  • @cadewey6181
    @cadewey6181 4 года назад +1

    Koyo Click is the great grandbaby of TI, Semens, GE Funuc plug ‘n play PLC bases, I/O modules and three speeds of processors ( still sold by Direct Logic I think). All programmable in TI Soft running in DOS. Probably also built by Koyo under license or maybe always samurai built. The DOS had function keys for NC, NO, coil, timer, counter plus ‘or’, ‘and’ branches. Lots of keystrokes rather than mouse messin. There was still the upload,download screwing around, especially when the eeprom, the running program and the confuser were all different versions. No getting away from that. But thanks for the memories. The printing presses I worked on had 40 pages of ladder logic but that still beats the crap out of 25 pages of spaghetti point to point relay ladder logic for an unnamed Italian basket lift.

  • @AmateurRedneckWorkshop
    @AmateurRedneckWorkshop 6 лет назад +99

    I done heard that rectal air story a lot of times over the past 50 or so years and always with a different guy. I am sort of starting to wonder if maybe it aint one of them urban legends. If you don't have video it didn't happen.

    • @AmateurRedneckWorkshop
      @AmateurRedneckWorkshop 6 лет назад +37

      Depends on which position you are playing.

    • @jay90374
      @jay90374 6 лет назад +9

      It is included in almost all air safety training in every industry and school, I think first time I heard it was junior high shop class.

    • @SurajGrewal
      @SurajGrewal 6 лет назад +2

      Oh, that Rajasthani Indian guy... He purposely did it, to torture the poor fellow. He though it'll only injure him but way worse happened.

    • @ZenMuff1n
      @ZenMuff1n 6 лет назад +12

      10 bar is at 130 psi, roughly. A football is 8,5 psi...
      A friend of mine was pretending to blow up a cat instead of a bicycle tire once as a joke. He was kicked by his father so hard his feet lifted off the ground. He was punished and I received a very valuable lesson: Rumor or not. Want your feet firmly planted - don't play with high pressure.

    • @BrainSlugs83
      @BrainSlugs83 6 лет назад +5

      Maybe it's just something that people keep doing... XD

  • @BushPigADV
    @BushPigADV 6 лет назад +3

    Mrs: What are you laughing at over there honey?
    ME: Don't worry about it hun, me an AvE hanging out in the shop doing man stuff. Oh no he didn't..... oh hell he DID! ROFLMAO!!!!
    Mrs: Are you ok? Do you need a napkin?
    ME: Yeah, I just spit cheep mexican beer all over my shirt.... and my keyboard.... and my screen...

  • @richfiles
    @richfiles 6 лет назад +4

    if'n ya git one of them "specialty" Japanese gel mousepads, you could set up an alternative equipment chooching configuration.
    _(diagram below)_
    (ꙨYꙨ)

  • @chucktaylorii
    @chucktaylorii 6 лет назад +2

    I don't ever look at the click bait pictures when I watch the RUclipss, so I was pleasantly surprised by this wonderful thing! As a controls enganeer/industrial elechicken, I really enjoyed the PLC work, it isn't very often that I get to see my disease in the form of entertaining videos. Keep up the good work!

  • @KatherineClairmont
    @KatherineClairmont 6 лет назад +28

    hey, AvE, remember me? The person your videos helped to get sober? Well I'm trying to dive headfirst into a welding course so's that I can learn a skilled trade and not be a drain on society any more. I can't really work a job that requires me to stand for long periods of time due to the steel plate having fused to my leg sorta half wonky, so standing/walking is VERY painful, and I'd like to have a job I can do without having to take a load of percocets, you know?

    • @redlock4004
      @redlock4004 6 лет назад +15

      Katherine Clairmont Welding jobs will usually require a lot of standing. Try to get a job in the office of the company. Purchasing, programing or sales are good choices for this goal.
      PS Talk this over with your sponsor she or he will know you better than AvE. Good luck with your recovery.

    • @SurajGrewal
      @SurajGrewal 6 лет назад +11

      Be a designer, learn CAD and cnc programming.

    • @texasdeeslinglead2401
      @texasdeeslinglead2401 6 лет назад +7

      Actually , cad , and cam would be good options.

    • @KatherineClairmont
      @KatherineClairmont 6 лет назад +3

      CAD might be a good choice, but I'm thinking long term. Welders will always be needed and I can grit my teeth and cope with the pain if I have to stand. I do have meds for that if needed... I'm not too sure that CNC apps of today and the training that goes with them are gonna be still used in 20 years.... But I bet we'll still be joining metal together by melting the two pieces at the joint and mixing the metals to some degree...

    • @frankshook3511
      @frankshook3511 6 лет назад +3

      Katherine Clairmont get into maintenance, something always needs to be fixed.

  • @jasonf7110
    @jasonf7110 6 лет назад +3

    Wicked fast? When did West Canuckistan become a part of New England?!

  • @robrayne9144
    @robrayne9144 6 лет назад +9

    Postpartum got aVe like...

  • @Phishrock
    @Phishrock 6 лет назад +6

    Now I got plans for the weekend

  • @gdat5838
    @gdat5838 6 лет назад +5

    I had to learn Mechatronics, PLCs, and ladder logic practically alone in HighSchool for a STATE competition.
    (Because no other schools did it in our county.)
    Oh, and I had 4 months to do it.
    No instructor.
    fml
    (Additional note; My only experience was basic electrical comprehension, halfassed understanding of pneumatic equipment, and I dabbled in Python, Ruby and Java. Which as we all know, doesn't help with ladder logic.)

    • @richfiles
      @richfiles 6 лет назад

      I took on deciphering the code for an existing PLC installation for my boss. I'd never programmed a PLC before. Needed to add two additional speeds and directions to a motor controller. That one wasn't so bad. It actually used some kind of code, but it was still not normal code.

    • @chasmosaurus3
      @chasmosaurus3 6 лет назад +2

      richfiles Siemens has a stripped down Fortran in third controllers. Easy to read and write but if you want structured code Oh my! All the features of early Fortran: global variables, go-to and no subroutines. Still, my Fortran finally came in handy.
      Ladder logic is pretty nice. From a verification viewpoint, much easier to assure yourself that you are going to get the expected behavior.

    • @gdat5838
      @gdat5838 6 лет назад +3

      Funny thing is, I graduated and never got into Mechatronics after taking 1st for that competition.
      Instead I'm going to Aeronautical Service School, because who doesn't like some ASS.

  • @cdw3423
    @cdw3423 6 лет назад +1

    Why not set up the 3 way valve on the rod end so the rod end is normally vented to atmosphere. That way when the cylinder extends it will have 2 paths for the air to leave quickly without any delay to dump the pressure in the rod end. Then to retract you just need to close that valve before you activate the retract solenoid on the 5 way valve. You may have to let the piston end vent for a few seconds after it has fully retracted so there is no pressure left to push it out when the rod end gets vented.

  • @zadrik1337
    @zadrik1337 6 лет назад +33

    Best description ever of how to insert a USB type A connector. Although, you forgot the magic word... "muther f*(&er" or similar.

    • @richfiles
      @richfiles 6 лет назад +3

      USB-C... They FINALLY got it right! ◔ᴗ◔

    • @captapraelium1591
      @captapraelium1591 6 лет назад +1

      LOGO SIDE UP
      Easy as pie, kids.

    • @richfiles
      @richfiles 6 лет назад +5

      Till you get a cheap dollar store cable with no logo, or _TWO_ logos, or your non polarized phone charger is plugged in upside down so all the pixies fall out.

    • @bubosibiricus2204
      @bubosibiricus2204 6 лет назад

      That's because type A USB plugs actually exist in 4-space.

    • @captapraelium1591
      @captapraelium1591 6 лет назад

      So you bought a non-USB cable and tried to use it with a USB device......And that's USB's fault....

  • @brianclark17
    @brianclark17 6 лет назад +7

    New Thomas The Train character?

    • @KxKL-yj7pd
      @KxKL-yj7pd 6 лет назад +3

      Brian Clark Mr. Toppem hat says you have caused confusion and delay lol

  • @Mrzizzy69
    @Mrzizzy69 6 лет назад +3

    Its going to be fun when you have to explain that to your daughter in say 10 years or so.

  • @PriestGreyRaven
    @PriestGreyRaven 6 лет назад +1

    Compressed gasses are quite literally explosives. The difference between your compressor and TNT is the mode of storage and release. One is mechanical and the other is chemical but goth are large amounts of case trying to become less dense as fast as possible. Keep that in mind in the shop and you should be okay.

  • @hunteradcock8023
    @hunteradcock8023 6 лет назад +5

    9:27 *the disappearing resistor act*

  • @MrMatanay
    @MrMatanay 6 лет назад +1

    If you want it to go the quickest forward it can, then pressurize both sides from same source ! The difference between pistonsurface makes it an airpump !

  • @JohnDoe-fk6id
    @JohnDoe-fk6id 6 лет назад +4

    Is there a reason you didn't use a QEV (quick exhaust valve), instead of the second spool valve?

    • @OfficialDjBuzz
      @OfficialDjBuzz 6 лет назад +1

      That would be the "better" solution, but what's the fun in that! :)

  • @samrodian919
    @samrodian919 3 года назад +1

    AvE that's a hell of a lot of apparatus to haul with you on your next field trip! You're better off hiring a cork stuffer locally !

  • @TRUMPLocalWallBuildersUnion
    @TRUMPLocalWallBuildersUnion 6 лет назад +4

    *does that come in a super industrial version?*

  • @jeffreyellison5128
    @jeffreyellison5128 5 лет назад +2

    This is the most cohesive explaimplimentation of plc I have found on the tube thus far, and Ive been lookin. Hot glue proto on fleek. Thank you so much for documenting your exploits.

  • @mrmisterman999
    @mrmisterman999 5 лет назад +3

    The end of this video had me crying with laughter 😂😂😂

  • @lomparti
    @lomparti 5 лет назад +1

    Youre wife probably plays with this toy when youre at work. Just puts a different attachment on the end. lol

  • @adnanmlivo5885
    @adnanmlivo5885 6 лет назад +7

    Can i borrow it?

    • @cyberyankee6758
      @cyberyankee6758 6 лет назад +3

      Crap, now I have to get in line.

    • @adnanmlivo5885
      @adnanmlivo5885 6 лет назад +2

      CyberYankee I Rode hard and put away wet!

    • @cyberyankee6758
      @cyberyankee6758 6 лет назад

      Geez. we are going to need one of those number dispensers from a deli.

    • @scruffy6151
      @scruffy6151 6 лет назад +1

      CyberYankee. Going into product soon to many request for this one should be ready for global market by the end of this year lol.

  • @ThZuao
    @ThZuao 5 лет назад +1

    I legit tought it was a machine to stuff corks into bottles. Then it hit me what channel I was watching.
    Add one of those vacuum valves and a spit dispenser next!

  • @vzgsxr
    @vzgsxr 6 лет назад +3

    Hey its the VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR 😂

  • @bensalm5336
    @bensalm5336 3 года назад +1

    Smartest, most relatable, hilarious guy on the net!! Thanks again, Ave!!

  • @iaadsi
    @iaadsi 6 лет назад +3

    Don't put compressed air in you pee port, folks.

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 6 лет назад

      are you telling us from experience?

  • @htomerif
    @htomerif 6 лет назад +2

    For what you're doing, I don't think you're going to get the speed out of it that you eventually want. Might I suggest an electromagnet (or regular magnet) to hold back the plunger until quite a bit of pressure has built up in the cylinder? You should should get quite a lot more bang for your buck then.

  • @jonnyrox116
    @jonnyrox116 6 лет назад +6

    When you build mine I want you to add a 90 degree clockwise rotation on the advance and a 90 degree counterclockwise rotation on the retraction stroke and include an autolube feature along with a voice actuated restrictor band plus the ability to grill the perfect steak all at the same time...and it must be completely silent except for the suction noises as it slips off the end of my hammer handle...can I get it by the end of the week?

  • @SalvationMonger
    @SalvationMonger 6 лет назад +1

    would have enjoyed and paid closer attention in college engineering courses if they had PRACTICAL lab projects like this.

  • @adnanmlivo5885
    @adnanmlivo5885 6 лет назад +4

    Is AvE an short for Arduino vs Evil ?

  • @pocket83squared
    @pocket83squared 6 лет назад +1

    30:33 seems about right for one of those 'about my channel' intros.
    Has sort of a Hieronymus Bosch watches porn on _Fantastic Planet_ feel, if you know what I mean. Uncanny valley? Sure! As only an unquestionably non-conscious creature could provide; it's just not 'getting it,' at least not in the way we would want it to. I guess love *is* complicated, after all.
    Made me think of _Brazil_ for some reason. And when the T-1000 dies. Can't explain that.

  • @stevehorton2003
    @stevehorton2003 6 лет назад +7

    When you deal with a USB connector, imagine its your woman wearing a nice pair of vintage ribbed stockings. Just as the rib on the stocking belongs on the back side of the leg, the rib on the USB belongs on the bottom (unless someone screwed up your computer). I just haven't quite figured out were to attach the garter straps yet on a USB connector, but give me a little more time.