The South’s Idea of Geography. JJ Barrows - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 4 июл 2024
  • The souths idea of geography isn't necessarily correct, or at least JJ Barrows wasn't until she got a job with Alaska airlines and discovered it is nowhere near Hawaii. Whether it's not fearing getting older or meeting the love of your life on coffee meets bagel this full Dry Bar Comedy special from JJ Barrows is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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  • @johansen2bfree
    @johansen2bfree Год назад +77

    "Cosy is just another word for small. I am losing my mind, not my sense of space..." Brilliant 😄

  • @TheKatlnelson
    @TheKatlnelson 3 года назад +240

    I agree, worth the wait. Married at 32, 19 years now and going. And I'm from Alaska and he's from Florida. Bless our heart.

    • @Dhassp
      @Dhassp 3 года назад +11

      So if you're from Alaska then is it true it's "not next to Hawaii" ?

    • @TheKatlnelson
      @TheKatlnelson 3 года назад +22

      @@Dhassp yep, them maps lie. But our state wine is, "I wanna go to Hawaaaiii!"

    • @memeartistclickbait1527
      @memeartistclickbait1527 3 года назад +4

      Bless your heart is an insult

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 года назад +1

      @@Dhassp define "next to" in a way universally accepted to all.

    • @orbs1062
      @orbs1062 3 года назад +1

      @@memeartistclickbait1527 is that natural blond hair?

  • @terrybaumgartner2146
    @terrybaumgartner2146 3 года назад +441

    She's the cutest thing I ever seen, and hilarious, with no vulgarity. She deserves to go to the top.

    • @benhuffington8482
      @benhuffington8482 2 года назад +2

      i must have messed up audio

    • @shr00mhead
      @shr00mhead 2 года назад +4

      @@benhuffington8482 No, thats just her accent.

    • @Volpierein
      @Volpierein 2 года назад +9

      The whole concept of dry bar comedy is no vulgar

    • @lesterlaw8072
      @lesterlaw8072 2 года назад +5

      I really enjoyed this video, nice to hear a clean show . She is a pleasure to listen to

  • @Wainwright2332
    @Wainwright2332 3 года назад +294

    Couldn't be more glad I clicked on this video. She's insanely funny while also managing to touch on serious matters that really struck a chord with me. Honestly one of the best comedians I've ever heard ❤️

    • @tomfrazier1103
      @tomfrazier1103 2 года назад

      A chord ", He hit a chord that rocked the spinet, and disappeared into the infinite"-Hoagy Carmichael

    • @Wainwright2332
      @Wainwright2332 2 года назад +1

      Lol, thanks I guess?

    • @king-qo8fi
      @king-qo8fi 2 года назад +3

      i so agree !

  • @bimalradia1969
    @bimalradia1969 3 года назад +477

    "I was not sharing my bed, bath & beyond" soooo funny, confidant, and genuine. Loved it. Keep more coming.

  • @tsjitskek
    @tsjitskek 3 года назад +529

    'Whether marriage is ever going to be part of your story, you are worthy and you are loved.' Beautiful.

    • @edwardwicks304
      @edwardwicks304 3 года назад +11

      Great line, huh. Very inspirational.

    • @Cantbuyathrill
      @Cantbuyathrill 3 года назад +3

      and doggone it you're worth it!!!

    • @dottiec7943
      @dottiec7943 3 года назад +10

      100 likes love her. We need new stars of films. This is where I find them. Standup.

    • @jovianguyen
      @jovianguyen 3 года назад +4

      Timestamp: 23:42

    • @amandajay9058
      @amandajay9058 Год назад

      I needed to hear this! I dont know if I'll ever be married again or not! And my whole family disowned me for coming out as gay so even if I ever do, I wont be able to share it with them! But, Im learning that family is what you make them! Lol.

  • @gaelstrarai
    @gaelstrarai 3 года назад +1001

    Am I the only one who wanted to hear more about Aunt Jackie? 😂

    • @Vgatling43
      @Vgatling43 3 года назад +11

      Nope

    • @maggiemay945
      @maggiemay945 3 года назад +21

      I had an aunt Jackie but, her name was Doe. She always had an issue with my hair being in my eyes as she ran her own farm. I loved her.

    • @dynamicdopamine
      @dynamicdopamine 3 года назад +7

      Actually.... she ended it with a quote to remind you of her aunt...

    • @EASpiritualOracleSports
      @EASpiritualOracleSports 3 года назад +6

      Nope

    • @immortaltyger1569
      @immortaltyger1569 3 года назад +9

      Totally.

  • @terryrodriguez6209
    @terryrodriguez6209 3 года назад +500

    This woman is one of the best comedians I have ever seen. So relatable and I want more Aunt Jackie stories.

    • @samhowl1152
      @samhowl1152 3 года назад

      Hi, I know you have somehow received her special in 1456 and reviewed it on what I don't know, but there are FAR better comedians. You should get out more.

    • @quinnd6273
      @quinnd6273 3 года назад +4

      @@samhowl1152 can this person not enjoy her 😂

    • @samhowl1152
      @samhowl1152 3 года назад

      @@quinnd6273 no, she was awful.

    • @quinnd6273
      @quinnd6273 3 года назад +6

      @@samhowl1152 See, I feel as though that is your own personal opinion. You didn’t like this performance. Absolutely fine, but attempting to take away from this person’s enjoyment of the act because you didn’t like it is another thing. Please have a nice day!

    • @samhowl1152
      @samhowl1152 3 года назад

      @@quinnd6273 it's not MY personal opinion. Guarantee you, line up every comedian that's lived. She's the only one that's going to pick this comedian as the best.

  • @scottiefraher5882
    @scottiefraher5882 3 года назад +395

    My grandmother came to live with me when she was 98...when her memory started getting bad She passed away this June ( 2020) at age 104. I miss her so much. We had the best time together...even on the "bad" days. 😊💕💕

    • @michelthor4117
      @michelthor4117 3 года назад +28

      Nice that you took her into your home. God bless you.

    • @nermalsturf
      @nermalsturf 3 года назад +18

      Those memories are going to bring you much joy & comfort! They will be the best AND the worst of times...hopefully more the former than the latter 🤠

    • @luChewy8458
      @luChewy8458 3 года назад +12

      Cherish the memories. 👍🙋‍♀️💜🙏

    • @turtle4717
      @turtle4717 3 года назад +13

      I worked and took care of my grandma she had dementia as well. She got to stay in her home I just pretty much moved in with her. Mine passed away in 2017 miss that lady like crazy.

    • @michelthor4117
      @michelthor4117 3 года назад +11

      @@turtle4717 wonderful thing to do. 😇

  • @rjchavers9267
    @rjchavers9267 3 года назад +661

    My second mom went on vacation about 30 years ago to Hawaii. She in all seriousness asked how long it would take to drive there! 😂 Bless her heart.

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 3 года назад +13

      Bless her heart

    • @JennaGetsCreative
      @JennaGetsCreative 3 года назад +26

      When I was moving to Newfoundland (island province) for school and asking a friend for advice on what I should take with me, she thoughtfully advised me that if I drove instead of flew I wouldn't have to worry about baggage limits.
      (And besides the fact that Newfoundland is an island I was in British Columbia at the time and I didn't have a license. Pacific coast to Atlantic island.)

    • @abovenbeyondlimits81
      @abovenbeyondlimits81 3 года назад +3

      I’m done 🤭💀💀💀

    • @rjchavers9267
      @rjchavers9267 3 года назад +5

      @@JennaGetsCreative 😂

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 3 года назад +28

      Google maps used to say kayak 2k miles across the Pacific if you looked up driving directions

  • @dropkickmurphy4114
    @dropkickmurphy4114 3 года назад +95

    "30 is the new 20... That's because we don't know what we're doing yet." So true!

  • @alexmyoga2760
    @alexmyoga2760 3 года назад +80

    “She’s too young for you and I think she’s related to me” XD

  • @theducklinghomesteadandgar6639
    @theducklinghomesteadandgar6639 3 года назад +150

    Well done!!!!! One of my fav parts, was her Aunt Jackie parts with her richer "older" more "refined" southern draw!!!!!! Just Perfect!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheDhammond
    @TheDhammond 3 года назад +339

    Wow! She’s just the best! I’ve never heard her before, but I’ll look for her from now on! What an encourager!

  • @SarahLizDoan
    @SarahLizDoan 3 года назад +83

    “The right one is worth the wait. Whether or not marriage is ever in your future, you are worthy. You are loved.” So dang true!!! Always worth the wait and always worthy. Thank you!

    • @Tom-re6zo
      @Tom-re6zo 2 года назад +3

      I disagree. There's no such thing as "the right one." There are people who shouldn't and couldn't have a relationship with anyone, no matter how hard they try because eventually people see through the façade (their mask of approachability that hides a deep-seated selfishness and apathy). Then there's everyone else.
      It's like Bo Burnham once said, "if you want love then lower your expectations of it." No one is "meant" for anyone, people just choose to be with each other because they've decided that it's better to hold onto that opportunity for love, meaningful affection, and building something alongside each other than it is to waste the best years of your life waiting around for someone who probably doesn't exist. And imo that makes it more meaningful, and that's why love is beautiful, because it's a choice not some trite "destiny" or "fate."

  • @patrickjenkins6383
    @patrickjenkins6383 3 года назад +67

    "You look like Cinderella... BEFORE the Ball." Bless her little heart. 😆

  • @KimYoungMin360
    @KimYoungMin360 3 года назад +330

    the prayer chain thing. so legit! haha

    • @victoriaisaza53
      @victoriaisaza53 3 года назад +4

      Awe this was outstanding! Great job. SO FUNNNNY. 👍

    • @jessicaaudate
      @jessicaaudate 3 года назад +3

      Absolutely 🤣🤣🤣

    • @joannemcfadden6405
      @joannemcfadden6405 3 года назад +11

      Truest statement made! I’m from S.C. and have been on the prayer chain. I used to listen to my mama and her older friends on the phone for hours talking about who was on the prayer chain today!!
      😂😂

    • @OOGBossHogg
      @OOGBossHogg 3 года назад +4

      Yep lol

    • @annecaulder9495
      @annecaulder9495 3 года назад +14

      @@joannemcfadden6405 Just the Christian way to gossip!

  • @shelleynobleart
    @shelleynobleart 3 года назад +490

    "Sometimes god works in obvious ways" is a great line.

    • @Magnum-bh5no
      @Magnum-bh5no 3 года назад +7

      * God

    • @tomfrazier1103
      @tomfrazier1103 3 года назад +4

      "Sometimes God doesn't work in obvious ways- a test of faith?

    • @Magnum-bh5no
      @Magnum-bh5no 3 года назад +4

      @@tomfrazier1103 Ecclesiastes 8:17 kjv

    • @howardfortyfive9676
      @howardfortyfive9676 3 года назад

      The word is *GOD.*
      NOT the way you did it. TOUGH.

    • @Magnum-bh5no
      @Magnum-bh5no 3 года назад +2

      @@howardfortyfive9676 read the Bible much ?

  • @roxiegs348
    @roxiegs348 Год назад +32

    I love that comedy can be clean and yet hit so many areas of my life that I identify with. when you’re going through those moments you don’t think they’re funny but when you look back at them through her eyes, I can see why they are perfect comedy bits. She was hilarious and I could listen to her for hours.

  • @joecseko2
    @joecseko2 3 года назад +264

    Yeah, she's cool as hell! Good material, the delivery brings it home, and her mannerisms really add to the show. Great persona, too.

  • @riversong6216
    @riversong6216 3 года назад +168

    Girl you nailed it on the prayer chain business!!! I'm a Carolinian and the last place I want to be is on a southern women's prayer chain!!!!! :)

    • @payableondeath9091
      @payableondeath9091 3 года назад +3

      🤣

    • @benjaminnelms2456
      @benjaminnelms2456 2 года назад +19

      Southern Women's Prayer Chain = Church Approved Gossip. "Y'all need to be praying for Betty She and Billy Bob. I just heard they're having marital problems since he started drinking again."

    • @j.rbry.8990
      @j.rbry.8990 2 года назад +3

      Lord help you!, and bless your heart.

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 2 года назад +5

      @@benjaminnelms2456 bless your heart if you're Betty- she got her work cut out for her! Did Sister Tammy Faye bring her casserole again? Not sayin' anything but Lawdy the Gas I got from that girl's recipes!

  • @formerlyarandompropernameb9327
    @formerlyarandompropernameb9327 3 года назад +142

    These Drybar comedians so far are great! And most of them women! And the “are you being rude to me or polite” when teen calls you “ ma’am “ .... exxxxx-actly how it feels.

    • @lizcopple
      @lizcopple 3 года назад +3

      Yes. They are great! Not mostly women..... lots of guys too!

    • @hawaiigirl8089
      @hawaiigirl8089 3 года назад

      Ugh 🤦🏼‍♀️ if not military they are being smart asses.

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 3 года назад

      It works on when they start calling you "sir" instead of the more derogatory names guys call guys, Actually that term I have never spoken. Dude, hey man, gringo, joker, or other but never "Sir". Never brought up that way. "Hey you" is unisex.

    • @pinschrunner
      @pinschrunner 2 года назад +5

      It is a Southern thang to say Ma'am! We even say yes Ma'am/no ma'am, yesSir/no Sir to our best friends, store clerks, strangers, kids when we tell them to do something, dogs, etc. It is ageless. But I have noticed that Northerners think it is an insult meaning that they are old. I adored JJs content and her

  • @pamelalaub6204
    @pamelalaub6204 3 года назад +20

    Marriage is great with the right person. My husband and I just celebrated our 52nd wedding anniversary. We love each other more than ever.

  • @FoodNerds
    @FoodNerds 3 года назад +47

    "Cake,cake,cake" "Lyrical genius,this guy" 😂

  • @mccarty0104
    @mccarty0104 3 года назад +238

    “A bad apple that looks good is still a bad apple” 😂🤣

    • @andreatillet5268
      @andreatillet5268 3 года назад +11

      “Just ask Eve” 😂🤣

    • @iansmith757
      @iansmith757 3 года назад

      I didn't really get that line. I mean, I get it, but if Eve was made from Adam's rib, wouldn't that make her a "bad apple" too? I mean exhibit A would be, she was the one who took the apple from the tree in the first place and got them kicked out. Lol, i get that it's just a joke, sorry for my rambles.

    • @mccarty0104
      @mccarty0104 3 года назад +4

      @@iansmith757 I think she meant that even if a guy looks good, but is a “bad apple” in his heart, he’s still a bad apple.

    • @mccarty0104
      @mccarty0104 3 года назад +6

      @@iansmith757 after watching that again, I think she was talking about the devil (in snake’s shape) that was looking good to Eve. We see how that turned out!! 🤣

    • @EASpiritualOracleSports
      @EASpiritualOracleSports 3 года назад +5

      Eventually you become who you date.
      So if you date a bad apple when they look like a good apple, without knowing the full story of the apple you eventually set yourself up for failure.
      But as long as you learn from failure and use it for the great or good and others can benefit from it, then you are not a failure.
      This lady is a prime example of Live-Laugh-Learn

  • @TheGruntski
    @TheGruntski 3 года назад +33

    When I was young I read Tolkien and I wondered what it meant when Gandalf says " the long explanations needed by the young are wearying.” Then I got older and realized it was true about everything, even skiing a new run.

  • @CiaoColeG
    @CiaoColeG 3 года назад +47

    What a sweetheart and funny!! That was a good reminder about being worthy because this single life in 2020 is definitely not cake.

  • @whiteChocolate808081
    @whiteChocolate808081 3 года назад +38

    "30 is the new 20. Yeah.. but it's not cuz we're cool its because we still don't know what we're doing." That is pure GOLD! LOL!

  • @Mario-ur8ti
    @Mario-ur8ti 3 года назад +306

    I felt so happy when she said she got married. I like her a lot. You could really see she was a good person. There are so many lessons for families and girls especially, in this stand up. Families and friends should always support girls/ladies and give them the confidence to take their time and get the person they want, instead of rushing into some nonsense because of family and peer pressure.

    • @TB-rx1ue
      @TB-rx1ue 3 года назад +4

      Yes! 👏

    • @Secretzstolen
      @Secretzstolen 3 года назад +4

      Seriously

    • @cacu3989
      @cacu3989 3 года назад +7

      Lessons for girls? Do you have any idea how condescending you sound??

    • @ricosuave3765
      @ricosuave3765 3 года назад +4

      @@cacu3989 yeah stop listening to trap music

    • @juliarunn5009
      @juliarunn5009 3 года назад +7

      I agree, she delivered some rlly nice advice in a funny way and it was rlly cool

  • @XxLadyxGaladrielxX
    @XxLadyxGaladrielxX 3 года назад +11

    My Grandmother grew up on a farm in rural PA. Church goer, loves angels and angel figurines, makes holiday sweets, crochets, does puzzles, end every letter with 'God bless'. Your stereotypical white grandmother.
    I told her I was taking chemistry, and her response as "Oh, good, then you can make a bomb"
    I did NOT see that coming.

  • @jamesjeanalexander4716
    @jamesjeanalexander4716 3 года назад +258

    In my 89 years ,I've not laugh so hard!
    Bless my heat I was wearing depends!

    • @joannemcfadden6405
      @joannemcfadden6405 3 года назад +5

      😂😂

    • @mistersl1ck408
      @mistersl1ck408 3 года назад

      Women are not funny. This is another woman getting sympathy laughs.

    • @jamesjeanalexander4716
      @jamesjeanalexander4716 3 года назад +26

      @@mistersl1ck408 woman are the funniest, cuties, and most lovable things on the planet,
      As long as you agree with her!
      As someone that been married for almost 53 years and my wife and I have 7 girls I'm think I know what I'm talking about!

    • @AllenFreemanMediaGuru
      @AllenFreemanMediaGuru 3 года назад +7

      And bless your heat.

    • @jamesjeanalexander4716
      @jamesjeanalexander4716 3 года назад +10

      @@AllenFreemanMediaGuru lol yep! Just turned 90
      Dec 13th

  • @janesekillebrew8774
    @janesekillebrew8774 3 года назад +131

    Southern woman's prayer chain... I'll tell everyone your business 😂🤣 aww bless your 💜💙💚

    • @payableondeath9091
      @payableondeath9091 3 года назад +4

      so true😂

    • @TheWdayton
      @TheWdayton 3 года назад +5

      That is true in the rural Midwest as well, lol. I have been on a number of prayer chains, and my super religious mother was never happy about it!

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat 3 года назад +6

      That's not the main problem they also include all the things they made up, but suspect you are doing as well.

    • @hyperionparthalan
      @hyperionparthalan 3 года назад +3

      Its so true Im on a group chat one and being honest I spend more time reading the tea than praying (I know I am ashamed but it is true)

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 3 года назад +1

      I'll especially point out where You're a few bricks short of a Full Load or if a few bulbs on your personal chandelier no longer light, Bless your little ❤ Child!

  • @ayricaLC
    @ayricaLC 3 года назад +145

    “Don’t Should on ppl” 🤣

    • @MissJoy16
      @MissJoy16 2 года назад +1

      That's a real thing (some) therapists say too! Lol
      I know cause I was one

  • @SarahLizDoan
    @SarahLizDoan 3 года назад +27

    Rotfl.....ALL about the mid 30s, so true! So so true! I’m 37. Totally relate! “You’re not that old but you’re it that young......I biked downtown and took an Uber home......I’m active but I’m not that active......I think I can I think I can I think I can” omg....she was FANTASTIC!!! So hilarious and has great timing, tonality, personality, body language, inflection, and delivery!!! Excellent! She’s one of the best I’ve ever seen!!! Please more of her!

  • @Dogen70
    @Dogen70 3 года назад +170

    She's the right kind of goofy!

  • @bonethriller7047
    @bonethriller7047 3 года назад +23

    I am from the south and I have forgotten how charming Southern ladies are.

  • @dontcatchthismf4708
    @dontcatchthismf4708 3 года назад +251

    At first I was thinking how she get this long set after watching it wasn’t long enough We need more of her

  • @Hitman1978
    @Hitman1978 3 года назад +156

    This should have been called "Bless Your Heart"

    • @etta624
      @etta624 3 года назад +3

      right

    • @kellylyons1038
      @kellylyons1038 3 года назад +3

      It made me click on it cuz im a geographer! But i also love the saying "bless your heart"

    • @goodmorning4498
      @goodmorning4498 3 года назад +1

      Would've been a great title that's for sure.

  • @briananderson8428
    @briananderson8428 2 года назад +15

    She's a fabulous storyteller and comedian. Impeccable timing. I see a long road of success for this genius!!!

  • @GERRYMALONEY47
    @GERRYMALONEY47 3 года назад +196

    Absolutely hysterical thank God we finally got a comedian that does not need to use profanity to make it funny just good honest comedy thank you so much for posting

    • @brianlanders5306
      @brianlanders5306 3 года назад +10

      I never thought that using profanity was ever funny to begin with, it just shows how stupid they are.

    • @seattlealan2
      @seattlealan2 3 года назад +5

      That's shy I like Dry Bar Comedy!!

    • @JK-pp2xl
      @JK-pp2xl 3 года назад +1

      What have you been watching, sir?

    • @ericawatkins5551
      @ericawatkins5551 3 года назад +4

      There are quite a few out there outside of Drybar. Look up Tim Hawkins and Chonda Pierce on RUclips.

    • @cristal4183
      @cristal4183 3 года назад +4

      @@brianlanders5306 I think those who use profanity, have no intelligence. I mean they can't think of another word to use? Wow

  • @ciscourquidez9254
    @ciscourquidez9254 3 года назад +110

    She never cussed and I could not stop laughing the whole time..... People on the train Im on must be like....." Bless his heart"...... LMAO! STILL LAUGHING AS IM TEXTING THIS! BABY, YOU'RE THE FUNNY WE NEED! 🙏😇

    • @gb.510
      @gb.510 3 года назад +5

      Dry Bar’s whole thing is clean comedy - hence the “dry” - “bar” oxymoron

  • @thedizzyparker
    @thedizzyparker 3 года назад +88

    I can relate to that artist thing 😆 Full time musician! Meaning I’m also a candy merchandiser, video marketing entrepreneur, and personal trainer! Legit!

    • @davypig571
      @davypig571 3 года назад +12

      So you sell people candy and then make them work it off...brilliant!

    • @thedizzyparker
      @thedizzyparker 3 года назад +9

      While listening to my music on the PA system 😆 this has legit happened hahahaha

    • @reuireuiop0
      @reuireuiop0 3 года назад

      You keep it going bro !

  • @Courtney-of1po
    @Courtney-of1po 2 года назад +15

    As a mid 30s Southern woman, she is spot on. Also, my mother is 79 and starting to show signs of dementia. The line about cozy being small is absolutely something I could hear her saying!

  • @askseeknock7
    @askseeknock7 3 года назад +17

    I lost it when she got to Jedi Jackie being aware that she was unaware LOL 😂

  • @azathothwakesup
    @azathothwakesup 3 года назад +448

    South Carolina is now 44th in Education
    in case u were curious like me :)
    according to WLTX

    • @willmallory9085
      @willmallory9085 3 года назад +1

      👍😄

    • @susiebear3316
      @susiebear3316 3 года назад +41

      Yep and California is last which is my home state I love it how people try to stereotype the South when the biggest idiots come from the Northern coastal States

    • @cheetobandito6307
      @cheetobandito6307 3 года назад +12

      @@susiebear3316 I am also from California and I agree with you so much.

    • @eskimolost2012
      @eskimolost2012 3 года назад +12

      bless your heart sc

    • @MJ-sy2en
      @MJ-sy2en 3 года назад +1

      I would hate to see what its like over there if it is that bad over here.

  • @vhayashi7369
    @vhayashi7369 3 года назад +114

    Omg so funny and true!!! When 40 year old men are not creepy anymore! 😂😂😂 And yes it's weird to be attracted to the really young men too! I'm 42!

    • @dovie2blue
      @dovie2blue 3 года назад +10

      Wait until the 80 year old guys start chatting you up at the grocery store. Then you know you're really old.

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 3 года назад +1

      Cougar

    • @mjw9310
      @mjw9310 3 года назад +12

      The problem with the young ones is that they all have beards now, which make them look 5-10 years older. Then you find out they're only 25! 😳😁

    • @nomadicam
      @nomadicam 3 года назад +11

      Some 40 year old men will ALWAYS be creepy

    • @BigDave15
      @BigDave15 3 года назад +7

      @@nomadicam Some people will always be creepy, regardless of age or gender.

  • @markclowdus3834
    @markclowdus3834 3 года назад +18

    "Get in the casket! We gotta go!"

  • @markusfreund6961
    @markusfreund6961 3 года назад +14

    Gosh, guess I need to get me a lady from the south! Loveable to no end, genuinely hilarious, quirky in the best way possible, and gorgeous to boot. Such a breath of fresh air, just wonderful.

  • @BboyKsmooth
    @BboyKsmooth 3 года назад +85

    Not gonna lie I almost clicked off because the accent was a bit much for me at first.
    BUT I stuck around, got used to it and her cadence and I REALLY enjoyed what she brought. Her set came around full circle, she's very whitty, and she had mini sermons.
    Let's GOOOO!

    • @OneWhoDreamsAwake
      @OneWhoDreamsAwake 3 года назад +12

      I’m from western KY... that accent is tame to some stuff I hear on the regular 😂

    • @Dave-sw2dm
      @Dave-sw2dm 3 года назад +13

      @@OneWhoDreamsAwake, I almost didn't click because I thought it was going to be some northerner making fun of southerners. She was very funny. Glad I clicked.

    • @jaquelyncaiello4569
      @jaquelyncaiello4569 3 года назад +6

      Huh, her accent is actually quite mild compared to some southern accents.

    • @reuireuiop0
      @reuireuiop0 3 года назад +2

      My !! Had to switch to subtitles, stuck around. 200% worth it
      (non native speaker here... but we do we got some accents round here no subtitles could get their teeth around ! )

    • @BboyKsmooth
      @BboyKsmooth 3 года назад +4

      Yeahhhh, I'm not sure why it took me a while to adjust when I first watched it.
      Rewatching it now, her accent is very mild.

  • @SandraNelson063
    @SandraNelson063 3 года назад +335

    Love is blind...but the neighbors ain't.

  • @2tubedify
    @2tubedify 3 года назад +52

    A sweet lady with edgy truth humor...Great!

  • @manakomasiloane
    @manakomasiloane 3 года назад +53

    "All I do is doodle all day long" 😂 😂 😂 oh I love this woman

  • @orbs1062
    @orbs1062 3 года назад +71

    The "Fisher of Men," Bible beater joke made me laff like a drunk preacher at Ebenezer.

    • @Serenade2461
      @Serenade2461 3 года назад +1

      Pretty sure my mom said the same prayer when she registered to Eharmony.

  • @vanseventy
    @vanseventy 3 года назад +22

    Very nice to hear a cute funny comedian that doesn’t swear and keeps it nice and clean. So glad I stumbled on this video!

    • @denasharpe2393
      @denasharpe2393 3 года назад +2

      Me too!! Let's hope to see more!!

    • @dobermanpac1064
      @dobermanpac1064 2 года назад +1

      Move to the South. Most of us know how to act in public. 🤠

  • @irh1738
    @irh1738 2 года назад +19

    This is the second mature female standup from the South in the USA…both have been absolutely brilliant 🇺🇸 and both on DryBar!

    • @j.rbry.8990
      @j.rbry.8990 2 года назад +1

      One of the best was Jeanne Robertson!

    • @dogmom7278
      @dogmom7278 Год назад +1

      Leanne Morgan!

  • @joymelton-bollen6383
    @joymelton-bollen6383 3 года назад +154

    Absolutely fabulous!! I hate that it ended...I'm actually about to Google her for more shows!!!

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 3 года назад +4

      Don't be disappointed if you hear some of the same jokes

    • @pastellyjelly3913
      @pastellyjelly3913 3 года назад +6

      Omg so funny and true!!! When 40 year old men are not creepy anymore! 😂😂😂 And yes it's weird to be attracted to the really young men too! I'm 42!

    • @evilferret1453
      @evilferret1453 3 года назад

      "im bout to roll my face all over my keyboard to simp for a 5th grade artist cos feelings ! an vagina !! " her act was garbage . should of been booed off stage . california humor is so trash .

    • @evilferret1453
      @evilferret1453 3 года назад +2

      "has anyone ever been single ?"
      lemmings "wooooooooooooooo wooooooo"
      me "ummm we aint born married , what a stupid question "
      lemmings " but my vagina !!!
      i see why this is dry humor ...

    • @emilykirkman8468
      @emilykirkman8468 3 года назад +1

      She’s written books!

  • @skandalousbytch
    @skandalousbytch 3 года назад +51

    I always appreciate someone else admitting to not really knowing where Hawaii was for some YEARS. 🤣

    • @mnschoen
      @mnschoen 3 года назад +2

      Right but...hers was a joke.

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 3 года назад +3

      from Hawaii, someone once asked me how we get to school. of course I said dolphins, but I think you're good in comparison hahaha

    • @randlebrowne2048
      @randlebrowne2048 3 года назад

      @@Matty80822 Sounds a bit more exotic than being asked if wee ride horses to school, as a Texan.

    • @brendab.8473
      @brendab.8473 Год назад

      I moved from Alaska to Tennessee & when a man asked how I drove thru the ocean to get here, I thought he was kidding. When I explained I drove thru Canada he was confused, guess he was thinking of the weather maps.

  • @robertruedasjr247
    @robertruedasjr247 Год назад +17

    Damm.
    She got me again..
    Can't pass this lady
    Up...
    Must of watched this about 20 times this year....
    No matter jow depressed I am. She just makes me smile.
    Bless her heart ❤️

  • @pearlspiers4779
    @pearlspiers4779 Год назад +3

    “You are worthy and you are loved” a beautiful moment of profundity amongst all this levity…. 💕

  • @littleredhen
    @littleredhen 3 года назад +80

    She's so funny. I'd love to listen to More of her! The bit about her Aunt was halirous!!

  • @vashmatrix5769
    @vashmatrix5769 3 года назад +124

    I could grow old with a woman with such humor.

  • @huntermccaskill3938
    @huntermccaskill3938 3 года назад +6

    "Things got weird!"
    Understatement of the decade, bless your heart

  • @howardkouo4769
    @howardkouo4769 3 года назад +5

    AN EXCELLENT cure for my Mondays blue. Thank you Miss. J. J.

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 3 года назад +62

    Cake by The Ocean just took on a whole new meaning.

    • @Delaney-and-the-Starlight
      @Delaney-and-the-Starlight 3 года назад +6

      SAME?!!! I DIDN’T KNOW EITHER! @2@

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 3 года назад +2

      ... ew

    • @traviswilliams3034
      @traviswilliams3034 3 года назад +5

      That's what it always meant bro.

    • @lw3269
      @lw3269 3 года назад +7

      @@traviswilliams3034 Yeah, if you're 12. Cake used to be just a dessert. Bro.

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 3 года назад +1

      @@lw3269 not true... theres birthday cake cream pie now... 💥 🎤 dropped

  • @christinaheagy4602
    @christinaheagy4602 2 месяца назад +3

    The message at the end was sweet. I like that she elevated her show to minister to others.

  • @M3ganKathl33n
    @M3ganKathl33n 3 года назад +10

    "Keep coming back, it works if you work it" Oh I see you sis. I see you.

  • @majoroldladyakamom6948
    @majoroldladyakamom6948 3 года назад +235

    She's quick, a gem and a Godly jewel. More of her, DRYBAR... ??

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 3 года назад +8

      Agreed

    • @rwilson7197
      @rwilson7197 3 года назад +4

      Yes, please!

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 3 года назад +5

      @@timothyfloogle Blew me away with this many thumbs up for and/or to my comments, let alone to have a Highlighted Comment. Very humbling... 😪
      Thank you for replying.
      I have had Highlighted Comments from Ms. Oprah Winfrey, CNN, and several Global YT channel platforms, several times each.
      Whoodathunkit that this little, 5' 3" Disabled Major Old Lady... HUH?
      At over age 60, it's nice to know that we Major Old Ladies, aka Mom to all, still have something worthwhile to share, right? My parents are in their early 80s.
      Ackkk. They say that we eventually turn into our parents. The bathroom mirror tells it all, right?
      (OUCH!!, LOL. 👍🙃👍)
      Again, thank you for your comment. 🙏
      Have no YT channel, nor do I want one, lol. Wierd fact? I have NO YT channel, yet have 4 subscribers from all over the World. Have no clue how this happens. Someone from the Middle East? Couldn't understand it - all squiggly lines from right to left, though I speak at the Masters level of English, some Japanese (our Causasion mom was raised there), and can read (for the most part of content) French, Italian and Spanish.
      Love and prayers always, from your eternal sister in Christ, somewhere near Seattle and around the World.
      Stay safe and well to you and yours, ok? 😷
      ⚘ 🙏 ❤ 🙏 ⚘
      Reply back if you want, ok?

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 3 года назад +2

      @@rwilson7197 Blew me away with this many thumbs up for and/or to my comments, let alone to have a Highlighted Comment. Very humbling... 😪
      Thank you for replying.
      I have had Highlighted Comments from Ms. Oprah Winfrey, CNN, and several Global YT channel platforms, several times each.
      Whoodathunkit that this little, 5' 3" Disabled Major Old Lady... HUH?
      At over age 60, it's nice to know that we Major Old Ladies, aka Mom to all, still have something worthwhile to share, right? My parents are in their early 80s.
      Ackkk. They say that we eventually turn into our parents. The bathroom mirror tells it all, right?
      (OUCH!!, LOL. 👍🙃👍)
      Again, thank you for your comment. 🙏
      Have no YT channel, nor do I want one, lol. Wierd fact? I have NO YT channel, yet have 4 subscribers from all over the World. Have no clue how this happens. Someone from the Middle East? Couldn't understand it - all squiggly lines from right to left, though I speak at the Masters level of English, some Japanese (our Causasion mom was raised there), and can read (for the most part of content) French, Italian and Spanish.
      Love and prayers always, from your eternal sister in Christ, somewhere near Seattle and around the World.
      Stay safe and well to you and yours, ok? 😷
      ⚘ 🙏 ❤ 🙏 ⚘
      Reply back if you want, ok?

    • @rwilson7197
      @rwilson7197 3 года назад +2

      @@majoroldladyakamom6948 Drybar is great. Keep looking on the bright & funny side! I'm 61 myself so i can relate! We are still relevant!

  • @graceb7284
    @graceb7284 3 года назад +79

    "One day I was stacked in the bean department and that bagel was lookin pretty toasty" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @aftersexhighfives
    @aftersexhighfives 3 года назад +28

    yeah I thought I wasn't that disconnected from college kids until I decided to drive for a Lyft for extra Christmas money the year before and driving around drunk college kids. I realized that at best I'm the Wise Aunt to them but most likely I'm the mom level in their eyes 😂
    and that's weird cuz my kids are only in kindergarten. 😂😂

  • @ikllnp
    @ikllnp 3 года назад +36

    She should be a motivational speaker. Being a guy my eyes teared up

    • @chocolatte6157
      @chocolatte6157 3 года назад +1

      About tearing up; may I ask from laughter, an emotional connection, sentimentality, relatable to your life experience, sadness, other?

    • @juliarunn5009
      @juliarunn5009 3 года назад +1

      Honestly tho she got some rlly sage advice into a comedy show, I thought I was rlly clever

    • @MissJoy16
      @MissJoy16 2 года назад

  • @KazeRyuTrey09
    @KazeRyuTrey09 3 года назад +37

    Love her!!! Her set was sooo good!!!

  • @driversuz44
    @driversuz44 3 года назад +73

    Truly funny! These days I hesitate to watch female comics because so much of their material is bitter and vitriolic, but this gal is breath of fresh air. She brings to mind Jeanne Robertson, but with a slightly spicy edge. And it's not just the accent, it's the humility. Not self loathing disguised as self deprecating humor, but genuine humility.
    I'm old enough to be JJ's mother, but I want to be like her when I grow up.

    • @kathe.o.
      @kathe.o. 2 года назад +8

      "You are worthy." Her message is clean & worth listening to.

    • @michelemarino3579
      @michelemarino3579 Год назад +4

      I loved Jeanne Robertson. She could tell a story about any situation and have you laughing.

  • @swordmage
    @swordmage 3 года назад +29

    I know a number of southern Christian women who have tattoos and there is always a story of a disapproving family that come with them.

  • @carmensandiego223
    @carmensandiego223 3 года назад +10

    I've binged a few of these sets over the last few days, she is by far the BEST one!!!!🔥🔥😂

  • @_sheebie
    @_sheebie 3 года назад +74

    Awe this was outstanding! Great job. SO FUNNNNY. 👍

  • @EtaryaFae
    @EtaryaFae 3 года назад +35

    When she first started, I thought she was a little annoying then by the end I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. Wasn't prepared for all the southern jabs and bible jokes, being a southern preacher's daughter myself. Hit a little close to home, I even have an Aunt Jackie. Can't wait to watch this with my fiancé.

    • @wolfysays6311
      @wolfysays6311 3 года назад +1

      Is he an "everything bagel"? ;)

    • @EtaryaFae
      @EtaryaFae 3 года назад

      @@wolfysays6311 Hahaha absolutely! Not fully toasty, but that’s how I like my bagels. XD

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 года назад +1

      & with your Aunt Jackie?

    • @EtaryaFae
      @EtaryaFae 3 года назад

      @@NatandGeorge Yeah no, we don't talk. Sadly she's not a 90 something awesome old lady, she's younger than me and we don't get along for more than a few minutes. My great grandmother and my aunt Ann are the crazy awesome ones.

  • @sicilyny5375
    @sicilyny5375 3 года назад +31

    4 yrs of college. 3 jobs since...English majors don't do much better!!

    • @factsoverfiction7826
      @factsoverfiction7826 3 года назад +1

      Great start! You can express yourself eloquently and intelligently. Go back and get a certificate in something with good benefits and chance for advancement. In my area, the best would be paralegal.
      Best wishes for a happy holiday season! 🌲🎀🌲

  • @empr5177
    @empr5177 3 года назад +14

    This woman is just so wholesome

  • @sandrasmead3552
    @sandrasmead3552 3 года назад +28

    Absolutely love her! First time seeing her! Shes hilarious! Cant wait to see more of her

  • @akagamicosplay
    @akagamicosplay 3 года назад +58

    Courageous one pulling that "vanilla or chocolate cake" bit in this setting.
    And it seemed like it was well received, slow clap on that

    • @helenawilson4869
      @helenawilson4869 3 года назад +1

      Loved it. JJ is great. More of her.

    • @orbs1062
      @orbs1062 3 года назад +3

      I think she slipped that one by the "do das." 😂

    • @oldsalt8011
      @oldsalt8011 3 года назад +1

      The audience was a little slow figuring that out.

    • @jerryturner2310
      @jerryturner2310 3 года назад +3

      My thought was that she was still referring to actual cake for her while the others....were not.

  • @SoloPilot6
    @SoloPilot6 3 года назад +33

    Alaska and Hawai'i ARE next to each other -- you can go from one to the other without passing over any other state.

  • @mistylee717
    @mistylee717 3 года назад +8

    I had a friend from LA, California who didn’t know Georgia was a state. A man called us from California to buy a car we had. I told him we are in Alabama. He asked if that was on the way to Texas. I was like, no, it’s past it. Him: “is it far?” Me: yeah. Him: “how far?” Me: “far”. Him: “like how many hours?” Me: “idk, a lot. Like almost a days drive. It’s almost to Florida.” Him: “where’s that?”

  • @patriciaseaton1522
    @patriciaseaton1522 3 года назад +9

    She was just great! Thank you so much, JJ and Dry Bar.

  • @timothyfloogle
    @timothyfloogle 3 года назад +10

    Thank you kindly JJ! You are an angel and I am thrilled that you are a standup!

  • @laurenm.7264
    @laurenm.7264 2 года назад +2

    " A bad apple that look good , is still a bad apple " ! True words.

  • @HaydenNightingale124
    @HaydenNightingale124 2 года назад +16

    Anyone can cuss and be vulgar but it takes true talent to be this funny with clean comedy. One of the best comedians I've seen. I was sad when it was over.

    • @vickilynn0214
      @vickilynn0214 Год назад +1

      DryBar never has swearing or vulgarity. You should subscribe to the page. Lol

    • @jonhohensee3258
      @jonhohensee3258 9 месяцев назад

      But she isn't funny.

  • @DoubleBassX2
    @DoubleBassX2 3 года назад +47

    Fantastic confidence and great audience-reciprocation!

  • @VueiyVisarelli
    @VueiyVisarelli 3 года назад +32

    A friend just sent me some clips from Comedy Central acts. They were funny, but most were too crass, and one I had to stop. This kept me rolling from start to finish. Goes to show that she put a lot of work into this. I know "comedians are stupid" is a common bit, but hot dang, she's sharp as a tack. Look forward to being senile, lol. 😉

  • @richardbowen9071
    @richardbowen9071 3 года назад +7

    What a quick wit and charming lady. I thoroughly enjoyed this set. More please! 😁

  • @anaviana2641
    @anaviana2641 3 года назад +8

    Love is blind BUT the neighbour's are not... So many very good lines. I really enjoyed this THANKS FOR THE VIDEO XX

  • @DiogoF.
    @DiogoF. 3 года назад +12

    You deserve all the best JJ

  • @sega.milkis
    @sega.milkis 3 года назад +12

    Well, she is amazing and hillarious and complete and consistent. Wow)

  • @hblackburn5580
    @hblackburn5580 3 года назад +13

    I love her!! She's so adorable and has the perfect voice for voiceover characters!

  • @johnspurlock7278
    @johnspurlock7278 3 года назад +8

    God bless you! Testimony and comedy! The Lord has truly blessed you! You nailed that ending doodle all day long! Great!!!!

  • @joannemcfadden6405
    @joannemcfadden6405 3 года назад +8

    I love this local girl! From a South Carolinian, you are funny. Smart waiting on the right guy. Love from the Palmetto State!

    • @karenwhite8694
      @karenwhite8694 3 года назад

      One of the best I’ve ever heard! So funny and so right! You’re awesome!!

  • @Rumar-11
    @Rumar-11 3 года назад +11

    Keep watching!!!! She’s hilarious 😂

  • @mogetit5999
    @mogetit5999 3 года назад +5

    I’m in tears this chick is 😆 bless her heart I can’t stop 😂

  • @LWilliamsYoutube
    @LWilliamsYoutube 2 года назад +7

    I love this gal! She's really sweet and very funny, and reminds me of my wonderful wife of 31 years. When you find the right person, marriage is fabulous.

  • @donnastidham8711
    @donnastidham8711 3 года назад +10

    I’m from South Carolina too...small town called Andrews about 30 miles from Pawleys!!! Love Pawleys ❤️

  • @pyropheonix90
    @pyropheonix90 3 года назад +12

    The ear rings made it funnier just swinging around