Simulating 300 Million Years Of Human Evolution In 10 Minutes

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @skleenis
    @skleenis Год назад +28

    "Human Evolution"
    *adds dwarves, elves, and orcs*

    • @prizmly6141
      @prizmly6141 Год назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @Rook-y8m
      @Rook-y8m 3 месяца назад +1

      Green people, short guys, monster people 😂& pointy-eared tall blondes

  • @paarth0.o
    @paarth0.o Год назад +356

    DF knew what happened 200Mil years ago.. Actually He's the one simulating this real world by playing games. And he's watching definitely...

  • @lerobot6180
    @lerobot6180 Год назад +116

    The second he spawned in orcs I knew how it's gonna go

    • @nikolabrankovic2130
      @nikolabrankovic2130 Год назад +8

      Orcs are too op

    • @Samzatas
      @Samzatas Год назад +4

      @@nikolabrankovic2130 he should have distanced the orc, they are not to op but at the start they are

    • @atoriusv5070
      @atoriusv5070 Год назад +2

      I really wish they'd balance the orcs. Every video I've seen that has orcs in the mix, they overpower all the other races no matter what the conditions are. It really cuts down on the game's playability, since they can't be put into any scenario without causing everything to end with them beating out all the others.

    • @Samzatas
      @Samzatas Год назад +1

      @@atoriusv5070 I have seen some scenarios were either humans or elves win. The problem is that most RUclipsrs or viewers don’t understand that orcs are super over powered at the start at smaller map but after the while it becomes balance due to the long time that orcs take finish their skill tree then it’s unbalanced

  • @caigillette6319
    @caigillette6319 Год назад +184

    Always messing up his own plans purely due to impatience. Well done.

  • @angellucas9234
    @angellucas9234 Год назад +42

    Orcs are too OP in this game

  • @r4inq943
    @r4inq943 Год назад +64

    Good old DF keep me entertained in the hospital keep up the good work mate

    • @Totallysaneperson1
      @Totallysaneperson1 Год назад

      What?

    • @prod.dyingyouth
      @prod.dyingyouth Год назад +5

      @@Totallysaneperson1 what is it that you don't understand from that sentence?

    • @hopebuchholz4272
      @hopebuchholz4272 Год назад +6

      Fr hope you get well soon

    • @r4inq943
      @r4inq943 Год назад +5

      I had a MI which is a heart attack so I'm stuck in hospital for a while to recover and tests and it's boring so I'm glad to see DF has posted as it always makes me laugh

    • @r4inq943
      @r4inq943 Год назад +2

      ​@@hopebuchholz4272 thank you I hope so too tbh

  • @Thalatash
    @Thalatash Год назад +61

    Props to DF for hiring an Orc editor!

  • @DetrimenttoSociety
    @DetrimenttoSociety Год назад +5

    I like to imagine DF being an actual god in like an anime setting. People praying to him and whatnot, him not caring. Everything exists, and then suddenly zombies and madness and death. Because of reasons.
    What a cruel god

  • @Viirrvill
    @Viirrvill Год назад +63

    orcs in this game are pretty broken, you should just leave them off the worlds because they are almost always guaranteed to win :p

    • @Samzatas
      @Samzatas Год назад

      Not really, orcs only good early game

    • @Clouded_flowers
      @Clouded_flowers Год назад

      ​@@Samzatas no, pretty much just gods.
      Especially if they get their hands on adamantine. Might as well nuke them if they do

    • @Greyrayin
      @Greyrayin Год назад

      Only good at combat

  • @North305
    @North305 Год назад +7

    If you don't disable the "Rebellions" setting in World Laws then there can never be a winner, each kingdom will keep splitting in half and fighting itself.

  • @piniatafullofblood
    @piniatafullofblood Год назад +3

    my adhd made me forget that your channel existed and I just remembered while I was in the middle of a breakdown and I just have to say that I think your my comfort youtuber. Thank you DF.

  • @Spirngie
    @Spirngie Год назад +1

    This map looks really cool
    There's just an absurd amount of mountains, I know it's for accuracy but jeez

  • @rebeccak.4446
    @rebeccak.4446 Год назад +5

    Honestly, DF is God just playing with us through RUclips

  • @danielgold9487
    @danielgold9487 Год назад +32

    I want DF to do this again but instead of 500 Orcs globally only make 20 on each major continent, bet they still take over in end

  • @YanYanicantbelievethistakenffs
    @YanYanicantbelievethistakenffs Год назад +38

    Props to the editor. Had a clear fav.

  • @tanishqbhagria5820
    @tanishqbhagria5820 Год назад +14

    “They will survive where they survive and they will die where they die”
    -DF 2023
    This is going into my DF quotes compilation

    • @Master0of0Blades
      @Master0of0Blades Год назад

      I actually forgot you were talking about this year it is such a scifi number and e don't have anything cool just a pandemic. :(

  • @muhammadkhattak3080
    @muhammadkhattak3080 Год назад +5

    He is a God at being dangerous at games
    Keep it uo

  • @felixmckinney7132
    @felixmckinney7132 Год назад +1

    I like how Australia was in complete peace and harmony until DF just replaced half of them with Zombies.

  • @yattsumeace9057
    @yattsumeace9057 Год назад +15

    Don't worry Mr. Editor man, one day Australia will win :)

    • @Roverrdoesstuff
      @Roverrdoesstuff 8 месяцев назад +1

      Mate we lost a war against or own national bird we have no chance

  • @jnlikhit
    @jnlikhit Год назад +10

    Showing India before showering cows for food😭😭😂😂

  • @TexasToast712
    @TexasToast712 Год назад +3

    Orks keep ruining the experiments because they are OP lol

  • @Cloistered.Oyster
    @Cloistered.Oyster Год назад +5

    Dude shoutout to the Purple Australian nation, they were there from like year 80 until the end.

  • @bigredneck789
    @bigredneck789 Год назад +1

    It's good to see the western us wasn't the only thing reduced to rubble at the beginning, but I understand why it was the only area mentioned

  • @danteeightsix
    @danteeightsix Год назад +3

    Dwarves, orcs, and elves? Literally made a Middle Earth.

  • @ColdArbor
    @ColdArbor Год назад +1

    haven't finished the vid yet, i'm rooting for ya Australia!

  • @ivan_d_feets4495
    @ivan_d_feets4495 Год назад +25

    The amount of history memes here are hilarious

    • @春金-r5b
      @春金-r5b Год назад +2

      Dwarves literally made the soviet union

    • @春金-r5b
      @春金-r5b Год назад +1

      Nobody wanted to be in central amazon

    • @pinkpaintsx-uy8jr
      @pinkpaintsx-uy8jr Год назад

      @@春金-r5b and then it colapsed lmao

  • @KisiMjaMix
    @KisiMjaMix Год назад +1

    Thanks for having icelandic included❤

  • @DJC3PO
    @DJC3PO Год назад +2

    I came here for the chaos and was immediately not disappointed.

  • @swiftness5815
    @swiftness5815 Год назад +5

    How is your voice so calming and so terrific at the same time😢😢

    • @TordBot69
      @TordBot69 Год назад +2

      normally a calming voice would be terrific, it just means good

    • @somenobody2768
      @somenobody2768 Год назад +1

      @@TordBot69 I think they meant terrifying

  • @Robobrine8358
    @Robobrine8358 Год назад +6

    Year 69, Moons until next age 420, Something sus is goin on here

    • @aperson7257
      @aperson7257 Год назад

      Wait a minute hold it right there

    • @wObBlE73
      @wObBlE73 7 месяцев назад

      1:03

  • @greyscale1092
    @greyscale1092 Год назад +2

    As an Australian, I agree with the editor

  • @WhatareyoudoingLol
    @WhatareyoudoingLol Год назад +2

    Watching the death counter go up was funny

  • @aswes_prime6765
    @aswes_prime6765 Год назад +1

    I like how it said “in 10 minutes” and the video is 19 minutes long

  • @senopai2632
    @senopai2632 Год назад

    this is the earliest I have to come to your vid, I love your content man! ❤

  • @IamThatTeammate
    @IamThatTeammate Год назад +1

    "So what happens if we do that to basically everyone in the world?"
    Proceeds to cover all Australia 😢

  • @diamondmasterandwillythecat
    @diamondmasterandwillythecat Год назад +7

    It's pretty interesting how some borders were pretty similar to real life

  • @CarJul666
    @CarJul666 Год назад +7

    This was very interesting and enjoyable to watch.

  • @CoeGr
    @CoeGr Год назад +1

    Everthing you put in Antarctica will just die.

  • @UnicornInsects
    @UnicornInsects Год назад

    Thanks for the little shout out to greenland

  • @Bradles-vf1xd
    @Bradles-vf1xd Год назад +2

    Good old Aussies sticking it in till the end😂

  • @YouWillPay.
    @YouWillPay. Год назад

    DF do a hundred dwarfs vs one thousand elves

  • @MistickBabby
    @MistickBabby Год назад

    Nice video DF :)

  • @yellow8live235
    @yellow8live235 Год назад

    I love your vids man

  • @ryanmapping7944
    @ryanmapping7944 Год назад

    the map you used for 200 mya is actually the pangaea proxima model possibly forming in 200myfn

  • @tomroberts9795
    @tomroberts9795 Год назад

    7:23 im with you

  • @Liveitzluke
    @Liveitzluke Год назад

    He just uploaded it but it’s gonna be a banger vid

  • @lolidk4160
    @lolidk4160 Год назад

    This must’ve taken DF a long time

  • @Lifeless-jk1ez
    @Lifeless-jk1ez Год назад

    Thanks for telling me i currently live in Arizona, I though i was on Brazil!

  • @jaybishop8107
    @jaybishop8107 Год назад

    as a Kiwi I'm sad you didnt put any people on New Zealand! 😢

  • @kartikeymishra3056
    @kartikeymishra3056 Год назад +1

    At 13:45 dwarfs be like 😨 😌😮‍💨 💀

  • @misterdeath2929
    @misterdeath2929 Год назад +1

    0:24 nothing unusual there

  • @Mammoth-Feet
    @Mammoth-Feet Год назад

    There was a group of orks with as banner the white hand of sauruman. If you know you know.

  • @berrylarkinpark
    @berrylarkinpark Год назад

    I love this guy

  • @CoeGr
    @CoeGr Год назад

    0:35 You just butchered all of those cows!

  • @asdasdasdf1
    @asdasdasdf1 Год назад

    what ever happened to the my little universe series? i actually kinda enjoyed that one

    • @andyfox4484
      @andyfox4484 Год назад

      He doesnt really do series anymore, there are very few games he plays more them once. Nowadays he seems to be really into this one and Roblox.

  • @ernestlam5632
    @ernestlam5632 Год назад

    This is unrealistic Northern Africa would never have a zombie problem. They would have a Mummy problem.

  • @captainprice3368
    @captainprice3368 Год назад

    day one of trying to make df play wasteland story

  • @Princeton5
    @Princeton5 15 дней назад

    Is this map on workshop? Looks very fun

  • @Astraeus..
    @Astraeus.. 8 месяцев назад

    It's kind of hilarious that one of the groups decided to wipe out the dudes living in the UK but the land wasn't even worth taking over so they just left it empty :P

  • @AaronSkeen-ql7kg
    @AaronSkeen-ql7kg Год назад

    I’m going to get worldbox on steam!

  • @shango4651
    @shango4651 Год назад

    Bro apparently 89.99442% of earth disappeared? Pangaea to america

  • @lindastabler4297
    @lindastabler4297 Год назад

    Ah yes in the thumb nail I can confirm our history went from pangea to usa being the world

  • @Ravergo
    @Ravergo Год назад +1

    I’ve seen other RUclipsrs play this game but I forgot what it’s called does anyone know the name

  • @venificusmalatia4524
    @venificusmalatia4524 Год назад

    Anyome else find it mildly ironic that the two global superpowers ended up being located in america and russia

  • @ikkii.f
    @ikkii.f Год назад +2

    damn, no one literally want to settle on indonesia😂😭

  • @Veliadetious
    @Veliadetious Год назад

    After 7 years DangerouslyFunny....................
    Sounds exactly the same

  • @maskedshadow5365
    @maskedshadow5365 Год назад

    New Zealand isn't forgotten !!!

  • @testbot-tx7hw
    @testbot-tx7hw Год назад

    bro this is classified as turn based strategy

  • @Acusic
    @Acusic 7 месяцев назад

    you should of got the modern mod to make it realistic

  • @CoeGr
    @CoeGr Год назад

    The age of ash kinda kills everybody.

  • @thebringerofdeath4101
    @thebringerofdeath4101 Год назад

    Hi DF

  • @Mr_Pacol
    @Mr_Pacol Год назад

    Even after 2k years, no one touch Indonesia, wtf

  • @PorkyChop-Vincee
    @PorkyChop-Vincee Год назад

    Wow , i came back to this channel and the videos are different now from before , why did he stop playing stardew valley btw ? 😭

  • @TheTestDrive-z3c
    @TheTestDrive-z3c 2 месяца назад

    The orcs are banging down my door in South Africa rn😭

  • @beasty909
    @beasty909 Год назад

    "Crabuary" instead of "January"?
    i did read that correctly right? "CRABuary"......welll, i suppose technically, we are all pretty crabby around that time of year due to over partying xD x

  • @frog9757
    @frog9757 Год назад

    You should play some mc dungeons if they add new stuff to it.

  • @diamondplayz2145
    @diamondplayz2145 Год назад

    Hi DF.

  • @kizenki4827
    @kizenki4827 Год назад

    Day 6 of asking DF to play Wobbly Life

  • @Dhven1008CutePuppies
    @Dhven1008CutePuppies Год назад

    The dwarfish empire in Asia looks like the ussr.

  • @lesewing
    @lesewing Год назад

    Australia had it too good for too long apparently.

  • @KaCing818
    @KaCing818 Год назад

    Day 35 of asking df to play oligarchy

  • @Cptbeebo
    @Cptbeebo Год назад

    How did you make this

  • @ogoemtojestesmuem7708
    @ogoemtojestesmuem7708 Год назад +1

    Countries which dont eat cows: 👁️👄👁️

  • @templario4528
    @templario4528 Год назад

    In thumbnail the next entire pangea turned into US territory only

  • @devonlowery8314
    @devonlowery8314 Год назад

    I want to play this on consoles

  • @bilboorange
    @bilboorange Год назад

    7:23 me also an aussie hoping Australia wins

  • @nikolabrankovic2130
    @nikolabrankovic2130 Год назад

    The orcs won so easily

  • @aperson7257
    @aperson7257 Год назад

    He started on year 69 so I by law have to say
    NICE

  • @sorutoka8072
    @sorutoka8072 Год назад

    Me a Australian hope his country win same I’m Australian

  • @Gartersnake970
    @Gartersnake970 Год назад

    i'm laughing because this video is 19 minutes long!

  • @graysnake5332
    @graysnake5332 Год назад +3

    i really should go t bed but id love to be here instead

    • @nonan8282
      @nonan8282 Год назад +1

      Real mood

    • @hopebuchholz4272
      @hopebuchholz4272 Год назад +1

      Exactly

    • @graysnake5332
      @graysnake5332 Год назад +1

      Yeah I woke up at 4 yesterday and I'd forgot to keep track of time until I drank my coffee at fucking five this morning. So you know maybe don't go into ADHD cleaning paralysis

  • @ReactGamingChronicles
    @ReactGamingChronicles Год назад

    Woohoo best RUclipsr ever

  • @VR6DAMIT
    @VR6DAMIT 10 месяцев назад

    At the year at the start of the video it was year 69 lol

  • @bilboorange
    @bilboorange Год назад

    Us Aussies ain't orks! WE ARE DWARFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @andreacosentino3251
    @andreacosentino3251 Год назад

    Re Ned Axes? Damn maaaaan this is susss

  • @LesMilitairesSansFrontieres
    @LesMilitairesSansFrontieres Год назад

    Fuckin' A Aussie editor, they may take Perth, but that's a sacrifice we're all willing to make no one likes WA

  • @adityaratnatripathi2099
    @adityaratnatripathi2099 Год назад

    Mate please play the shadow pixel dungeon

  • @emmanuelogbebor6029
    @emmanuelogbebor6029 Год назад

    Nerd: Actually it's 19:34 and 8 millersecond

  • @Pravculear
    @Pravculear Год назад

    Hi @DangerouslyFunny and everyone else!

  • @owings37
    @owings37 Год назад

    Play idle dessert tycoon plz