Recovering Agent K | Men In Black II | Voyage
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Agent J (Will Smith) goes to Massachusetts to try and retrieve Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) from his job as a postmaster.
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Men in Black II (Barry Sonnenfeld/2002) SYNOPSIS: Agent J is sent to find Agent K and restore his memory after the re-appearance of a case from K's past.
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As an employee of the US Postal Service, I can neither confirm nor deny anything seen in this scene
You would deny because MIB law is clear. Humans can not know of aliens
😂😂😂
@@ConnorLonergan who said he was human
@@lastprimaris7914 Law appies to aliens as well. If an Alien exposes his existence he faces deportation
🤣🤣🤣
"Just about everyone who works in a post office is an alien"
is this why dogs bark at the mailman?
Worth looking into
Is that why some wives bang the mailman?
My dog barks at the mail man cos hes a cunt and im not talking about the mail man
Ohhh my gawd
Oh shit
What I love about this scene is the look on K's face as J is talking to the alien is it's clear he's understanding what they're saying and doesn't understand why he understands them
That’s actually a really freaky concept. You hear this extremely foreign, strange language that you should have no way of knowing or understanding, yet you are able to understand every single word down to the syllable and have no idea why.
I never thought of it that way, but that makes perfect sense
Fun thing to do in D&D with magically learned languages.
Holy crap that is wild never even dawned on me when you go back and look at his facial expression you can tell good spot
See that's an interesting concept but I think it would be a normal reaction to watching two dudes just start beatboxing at each other
I love the mailman that K orders around, drops the coffee as soon as he walks in, then just glanced at J and is like “nope” walking past him
Decaf is also a reference to the first film
What really gets me about K's (or Kevin's) postal uniform is the insanely dorky picture on his ID badge, such a HUGE contrast to how he really is...🤨🤨😕😕
K said to "escort all non-essential civilian personnel out of here". Since J is not a civilian, he walks right on by.
@@smbarbour Yes. He was neither civilian nor non-essential xD
@@smbarbour And the coffee dude that was instructed to do it also walks past him, apparently for the same reason and he didn't realize it.
I cannot imagine anyone who would be better K than Tommy Lee Jones. His acting is consistently perfect.
Maybe Josh Brolin 🤔
@@Mopark25 hehe
Josh Brolin made a terrific K. He botradyed the character so well that I kept forgetting that it was another actor playing the role
Thor and valkyrie
You mean perfectly consistent :D
"Thats why she left you Kay, thats why your wife left you"
*Punches*
best moment here)
Anyone would do the same. I mean...why did his wife even leave outside of being an excuse to have K back no strings attached?
As soon as i read this it happened
@@guilhermehank4938 I guess she left because he remembered he was apart of MIB deep down or he believed that they weren’t alone and his wife got sick of his paranoia. I don’t know it was was stupid regardless.
And K says before he punches him “D*ck” lmao
I love how it’s implied that K is subconsciously more comfortable in the presence of extraterrestrial species rather than with other humans.
Implied? They straight up say it
😂😅
Where's my MiB agent?
Tommy Lee Jones can be funnier by _not_ reacting than 99% of over-acting comics.
And I don't think his Two Face was even supposed to be funny.
Look up Leslie Neilson
@@magallanesagustin4952 His two face is what happened when he tried to outdo Jim Carrey because he didn't like him on set. Obviously impossible considering nobody can do Jim Carrey better than Jim Carrey. So Tommy just kinda made a fool of himself and ruined otherwise great potential to be a great two face.
He's playing the straight man. In the original Men in Black, he was worried that he wasn't funny, but the producers told him to trust them. Jones even brought his own element into the film because he didn't like the script that much, so he ad-libbed a lot, and it worked well with Smith because, as a result, it made him look like a rookie trying to keep up (which is exactly what J is)!
@@GummyKermit I was gonna say... XD
That second beatbox from the alien is so fire, someone make an extended version
The Biz!
Look up Biz Markie!
I'm more interested in a translation. What did they say that convinced the entire post office to blow their cover?
@@richardsavings6690
I've wondered that for 20 years.
BIZ!!!!!!
I wonder what their 3 hour drive back to Manhattan was like. Was it just awkward silence? Did they made idle chat? Did they stop at a gas station for snacks?
well they have the red button so i’d imagine the trip is way shorter than 3hrs. also they have frank with them so he’s most likely the one to talk throughout the whole ride
@@nomlasaki I don't think they used the red button since they were in the new hotness.
When K pushed the red button in the final chase he's shocked that it makes the car fly.
They stopped for pie
J: So... How are you
K: Nice thanks
J: Ok....
3 hours later of silence..
K (or, "Kevin", if you prefer): "Does this dog ever shut up? If he opens up his little mouth again and talks about how he doesn't like my shoes, I am going to put one of them in his little annoying mouth so far a vet is going to take ten hours to remove it and a every bowl of puppy chow he eats for a month is going to taste like shoe leather."
3:48 "Do you think he'll bite?"
"Yes, in fact I'm so confident that I'm going to open the door for him right now."
"Wow! How did you know?"
"He approached from the front, I could see him walking toward us."
I read this as that happened
Lol
To be fair the dog is tiny and is on the back seat.
Lol
Some second sense told him!
That little girl buying stamps is a direct reference to the first movie. The target "J" shoots: the girl holding the quantum physics books. She's an 👽.
Yep
You mean Tiffany.
Those post stamps are *way too* advanced for her
Or do I owe her an apology?
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@@missagente8100 ⁰d
I love how even after the memory wipe, K still calls J “slick” 😂
Deneuralyzier didn't erase the memory completely, some parts remain but he can't remember why, for example, Kevin had no idea why he staring at the stars in the middle of the night
I mean with anyone who loses their memory, I’m sure certain familiar things find their way through in spite of that of course.
@@ban66a1 Or why he was able to understand the beatboxing alien language.
As a former carrier for the Postal Service, I can neither confirm nor deny the employment of extraterrestrial beings but remember this, not too many would want to work a mostly thankless, physical job, where one is exposed to the elements, expected to deliver no matter what.
When I was a kid, everyone left cookies for our postal carrier at Christmas time. Now, I give them to the carrier personally.
My brother is confined to a wheelchair, and my mother had cancer. Their mailman got out of his vehicle, and brought the mail to them. They thought the world of him, and I gain a respect for him and mail carriers. Thanks from a stranger.
I believe that too. We have a postal carrier in my town that you can walk past and he never looks at you.
some mailmen are good, some are shit, some will go further and steal your packages
Have you tried remodeling?
I imagine their conversation went something like
"hey dude I work for the Men in Black, I need you to undo your cover"
"why would I do that and get myself in trouble?"
"I need to re-recruit this guy behind me who's former MiB and I'll cover for you"
"you might as well cover for the rest of us in here too, but sure"
That sounds accurate ngl
the guy beatboxing is the only one who doesn't undo his cover
Will getting punched in the face for mentioning K’s wife Is so funny now.
Keep my wife's name out your f****** mouth!
When I first saw that I was surprised his nose wasn't bleeding
OMG 😂😂😂
Then a few months later K will release an apology video and J is not yet ready to talk about it
Lol damn
3:29 Amazing performance by Tommy Lee Jones. The way he blinks reveals a brief flicker of regret letting you know that J's comment hit him where it hurt.
0:10 nice wrap job on the parcel dude🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i think it's just an accident, but what's good is his angry face of an old yet calm man after that punch. It differs from his previous face expression just a little, but you can see a deep and strong anger
He should’ve kept his wife’s name out his mouth
And the way he punched will smith in the face revealed that he was angry, just brilliant
I love how consistent is K through the whole franchise. He sees an alien « for the first time » and his first reaction is « no smoking ».
In MiB3 when J finally tells the truth to young K his reaction is « all right. »
Remember the last time Kay tried to smoke?
To be fair, letters can be burned, and handling mail while smoking is a fire hazard.
1:58
I don't think ppl pay much attention to the beat box dude acting on this. While Will Smith is just repeating sounds, the dude is using beat box as he was really talking with it
@Limpylegs Probably something along the lines of
J: I need some help here.
Dude: What do you need me to do?
J: Can you help me show K that you guys are actually aliens?
Dude: Alright. Hey guys, show em.
That beat boxer is none other than Biz Markie
I love that there’s an alien race that communicates via beatbox. I wanna a movie about that.
K's reaction though. Just two black dudes beatboxing. XD
Well i think that's legit. In the movie will smith is just foreign agent to those 'ailens' and trying to talk to their language might seems not good enough than those ailen natives themselves.
It's kinda funny "Kevin" calls J "Slick", even when he no longer remembers J, since that's how he called him in the first movie. I don't know how often he called J "Slick" in the movies, while he often called him "Slick" in the cartoon series.
Neeeeeeeeeeeeerd
@@jimbobob9273 You never watched the cartoons, bro?
When J joined MIB in the movies, he listed off a number of diminutive nicknames he refused to go by. K immediately noticed he left out "Slick" and stapled it to J with no hesitation.
Slick is just a term he uses…same as Logan saying “bub”…it’s like “dude” or “bra”
There's a cartoon series?
Hey K how's it hangin LMFAO !!!! 😄😄😄
I can just imagine you get in a car with your one of your buddies and a dog says your name and say that 😂 K's reaction would be mine
It's adding up!
what's so funny about that?
@@pogiter1756 K's reaction was just too funny for me
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 BIG LAUGH
Nothing beats TLJ’s stoic charm in this movie franchise.
the last jedi?
@@sarantsogtmunkhbaatar6974 Tommy Lee jones
@@cilara5161 kinda remember having a brainfart 3 weeks ago.
Don't feel bad. I thought of Last Jedi first too.
@@sarantsogtmunkhbaatar6974 💀
Gonna be honest, when I was a kid I thought the multi-armed guy in the sorting machine looked like Tony Hawk...
I get Steve Buscemi vibes.
You need to give Tony more respect.
@@r0bw00d Stephen Merchant.
It could be his brother
@@arstulex There's this... Thing in it
He looks like an unlockable character in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.
biggest plot hole though is noone ever looked at the window he was throwing them envelopes out of??
Also the music somehow cant be heard even with that window
Everybody was alien. They already knew.
How? You would be hit by envelopes :P
Well the window could be something high tech a one way window that always things to be tossed through? (Also just plot) as for the music I wouldn't doubt it if the same applies some sort of sound dampening tech or again just the plot
The thing is. Where the hell is he getting those cigarettes from?
Tommy's blank expression is classic.
That punch had been haunting Will Smith for years.
No wonder he slapped Chris
Agent K: KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR F--KING MOUTH
J in MIB: You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.
K in MIB 2: I've never worked with anyone from a funeral home.
"Just about everybody who works in a post office is an alien"
Me who actually works in a post office: yep
i use to like beauty models til i found out they were all aliens.
3:32 "GET MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YA FLIPPIN MOUTH!"
I love how the talking dog finally broke him
The pure rage he felt against that dog broke through the brain washing instantaneously
MIB1 where he's shaking Frank the dog for info.
"There is a free mental health clinic at the corner of Lilac and East Valley"
Wish we had those in real life.
There is one about 3 blocks from my house here in Missouri.
I live in rural Iowa. What most idiots would deem "flyover country". We have a mental health clinic about 15 minutes from us.
You wish you had streets named Lilac and East Valley? :o)
@@toddy2519 ROFLMAO we have a Lilac street two down from me and east valley is about 3 miles away.
there are in many large urban areas, might be a bit of a drive though if you live out in the boonies like me
I think it is kinda cute that aliens choosed to work along with a former MIB agent. Even if it is in the middle of nowhere. Even if he can not remember them. Maybe they were his friends.
And maybe they were a special detail working undercover to watch him.
"When you look up at the stars at night you get a feeling deep down in your gut like you don't know who you are, like you know more about what's going on out there than you do in here."
That line always gives me the chills
It would have been hilarious if K eventually revealed to J that he was trolling him all along and that the neuralyzer at the end of MIB 1 actually had no effect on K.
Just another one of Ks test for Js patience 😂😂😂😂😂
Would have been a better reason then the whole cliched, my wife left me troupe.
the no smoking dude has to be the best part of this whole movie 😁😁😁
Such a random character
Actually some friends of mine went to watch it at a local cinema here and when this guy appeared some folks in the cinema called out my name . But i cant prove it since i dont know them like i used to when the movie came out ...... i apperantly look like the fellow in the sorting machine
He just chillin
@@notsure7060 are you Steven merchant?
No sssmoking
RIP BIZ. One of my favorite scenes in all of MIB
Who?
@@brianwilliams6167 2:04 this guy
anyone else return to the MIB’s and forget how unbelievably good they are 😭
I've never seen these movies, this clip was just randomly recommended to me by RUclips. Just from watching this, and from what I've heard about them, either all three movies are great and International doesn't exist, or the series peaked with the beatboxing conversation. There is no middle ground.
All three movies are great. You should watch them all.
@@dragonmb7 Just saw the first one last night. It was pretty good, and I look forward to seeing the other two.
The Latest one is meh.
@@kcgaming0017 Do you mean International? I've heard it ain't good.
Well.... the second is kinda eh, third one is fun though.
3:33 Don't talk about the wife or face the consequences. Thats were Will learned it. And he used it well...
Get over it dude it's not funny anymore 😢😢
@@lalitasharma6687 who put you in the position to deicide that?
@@lalitasharma6687Will, you ain't fooling anyone with that burner account
in-universe this is a great comedic moment, but in real life I'd deadass shit myself if everyone around me suddendly revealed their alien form
2:16 that’s awesome. Wish it was longer.
RIP Biz Markie
K's deadpan look at 0:40 is hilarious every time.
True lol and at 4:05
3:31 What happened at the Oscars
It’s funny how both involve insulting a wife lol.
This man is all in on any job he does.
2:08 The look J gives Biz Markie before his second beatbox, like “you really gon’ give me a hard time wit dis?“
Is there a machine that actual shoots mail like that at the post office???
No its aliens
not in a post office, but in a general sorting center. Speed cameras read mail very fast, to decifer departments numbers, to make the most important sorting.
@@AIexanderHartdegen yeah if man sorting Al that .no wonder my mail take 6 monts to get to their destination
@@AIexanderHartdegen No its aliens
There might be somethng similar in bigger cities like NY, but no way it throws mail across the room. In the small one I worked for mail was sorted into a route by a machine, but it was given to a carrier who had to put it at the right address along the route
I still cant get over that beatboxing alien was Biz Markie
3:31 Oscars 2022 in a nutshell
1:57 If they included this part just to show off Will Smith’s beatboxing skills, then great idea
It's the same beat box he used to do in the fresh Prince 😂
It's great. In the german version the little girl asked for pokemon cards.
Much better :D
I loved that moment
Gotta catch em all
So she's asking Pokémon Cards at a post office? Okay.. *Logic left the chat*
Did they seriously sell trading cards at German Post Offices?
@@BDNeon yes because most post offices had a small shop where you could get sweets and stuff
3:32, Will Smith when Chris Rock jokes about Jada
3:32 “KEEP MY WIFE OUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH SLICK.”
2:10 Sick beat bro
Even though they altered his memories, the grumpiness is still there.
Less than a year after this came out, I was at the post office and 3 guys in black suits walked in. The guy at the counter saw them and yelled into the back that MIB was here.
if you can still remember it wasn't the MIB
That's hilarious. I wonder what the surprised guys in the black suits said? 😂
I like how the replays spike up at 3:00 when the girl is on screen 😂
"Have you seen that Steve? There's this...there's this thing in it"
Only 5 people get this comment!? "Play a Record!".
it was gangly
After last night every movie Will Smith has been in is soiled
Nah, the movies are just fine.
@@ambienthangout you probably like watching Cosby's old work too
Speed Demon 2:53
by Keel
Karl Pilkington: "He could be your brother"
Hahahaha he's done you again Steve! He's done you again!
He had eyes that popped out of his head… Steve.
Play a record
4:02 his face always gets me
2:33 - that one looked more human without the wig
3:05 I seriously cannot get over his "Well alrighty then look,"
gey what the song at that part of the video
@@GeneralChamp91Kell_Speed Demon, you're welcome
I'm just glad that K didn't make fun of J's wife's hair... 👋
Back when sequels weren't half bad. Also love Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones.
the end of Will smiths good acting, if you ask me.
1:53 the part you're looking for
Actually its 3:33
Man, I am not the comedy type of guy, but I loved these MIB movies.
MiB usually goes with dry wit as comedy and doesn't overdo it, so I can see why.
"Elivis ain't dead he just went home"
3:29 How long until this clip becomes relevant
3:33 Well, that hits diferrent now
"Just about everybody who works in a post office is an alien."
3:33 I always love that part. 😅
Will Smith talking about a guy's wife sounds familiar... 3:33 🧐
3:30 ladies and Gentlemen, the Will Smith UNO reverso.
It's March 28th, 2022, and you're here for 3:33.
Hahha good to see you tube algorithm has a sense of humor.
@@UncleChopChop22 well i remembered it and I immediately thought of this scene when I saw tomorrow 😂
"How's it Hangin'?" hits different from a dog 🤣 They be sniffin "it" 😂
3:32 dang, Will spoke about the wife first this time!
In case you guys missed it: the dude that Will was beatboxing with was repeating the same thing as will but in reverse. His famous song is “he’s just a friend”.
The legendary Biz Markie! RIP
The mail-sorting alien is the best. He resumes his work once he gets over the surprise.
Oh how the turn has tabled
You mean the table has turned 😄
My reaction to US government claiming Aliens exist. 1:00
As a postal worker, I'm offended!
What planet are you from?
As a postal worker with 25 years seniority I’m not offended. Actually I see a lot of my coworkers in that seen.
Alien in the postcard- thrower thingy is listening to "Speed Demon" by the band "Keel"
Lol
3:33 well well how the turntables
3:29 I see he learned from the best.
never noticed K still called J slick. thats what he called him in the first one. muh heart
My dad's a mailman. Everything in this scene makes perfect sense.
3:31 Keep my wife's name out of your month! - Will Smith at 2022 Oscar
I had never seen the original MIB, only MIB2, so I had no idea exactly who K was before. This movie does an excellent job of not requiring the previous film to have a coherent story, and I appreciate that
Local postmaster left in confusion after morgue worker beatboxes with fellow postman
Rip to Biz Markie the beatboxing alien in this film. He left us too soon…
3:28 whoever wrote the script made this to the oscars.... the Rock part
Will: *To Rock* 3:33
Tommy Lee Jones was one of the best "Lawful Good" type actors ever.
Tommy Lee Jones is an outstanding actor. One of a kind!
3:30 Keep my wife out of this...
Lolol
He’s rediscovered the presence of aliens and the first thing he says is “no smoking”.
i somehow remembered the WHOLE beatboxed tune in here and i have no idea of how could it be possible
Speed demon plays while he's sorting at inhuman speeds is perfection
😎 Agent J: We used to WORK together.
😎 Agent K: I never worked at a FUNERAL HOME
😐😁😂🤣😎
Shoutout to Steve Merchants incredible acting in this scene.
A bunch of aliens working with k and he only cared about one of them smoking hahahha