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Agent K Gets De-Neuralyzed | Men in Black II
Something that bugged me is how easily she took out MIB.
By the end of the movie we see her get hurt three times by conventional MIB weaponry.
You mean to tell me not a single MIB agent in the main room was armed in case of a security issue?
All the Agents that knew what they were doing were all out on assignment. Nothing but desk jockeys and newbies working the floor at the time of the attack.
Also the movies and animated show doesn’t paint the rank and file of MiB as the most competent bunch, or even intelligent bunch.
@@crypto1223Which strangely enough, fits for MiB, I mean, you don't really want your personnel to be too threatening for extraterrestrials
This movie is the worst, mib 1 and 3 are the only good ones.
@@pedrotalons1422nah 3 was time traveling garbbage and ruined the continuity of the first 2 im not gonna buy for one second k knew about j since he was a kid
@@deathtogabi3867 at least we agree that there are only 3 mib movies and to never talk about the actual worst
1:33 "Actually it came with a black dude but it kept getting pulled over".
"Yup".
Given what happens in the third movie makes a lot of sense that K would respond that way
@@andrewblack5791 Woah there, I only pointed it out because it was comedic. Otherwise yes you are correct.
@@andrewblack5791 why do people go into court? Because some of them are innocent depsite being arrested for not being it... Seriously, are you that stupid?
@@andrewblack5791 Imagine being racist, stupid, wrong and stereotyping others, all into ONE comment. Never saw that before. No, I do not use my name as a pseudo, this is internet dude, not everyone is named after their pseudo?? Did you never learned that, did you went all this time thinking people were putting their name here?? Its not Facebook or insta here...
Second, Im not black, far from it, so instead of throwing random wannabe insults maybe think of your words and be respectful of other. Seriously, have you no education??
Third, to answer you, crimes are linked to poverty, the poorer you are, the harder life is for you, the more likely you are to fall into crimes and drugs. Since black people represent the vast majority of the poverty, it is logical that more of them get arrested.
Nothing to do with a specific race, in fact, its the same thing in every country, the poor part of the population always get outed for being poor, wich stop them from finding legal ways out of poverty and make them turn to crime wich racists use to validate their claim. Its called the Golem effect, and lots of country have done it through time, like the British for exemple, who were deeply racist against the Irish despite them looking exactly like the British. Thus proving that yeah, even if it has nothing to do with skin color, people and especially the one with authority can be really racist.
Black people get arrested as often by cops when they are in their cars, but dear god the number of arrest made for little to no reason on the street just cause one was looked badly... OP made a joke wich you couldnt even comprehend and you had to tell everyone how stupid you are by opening your mouth...
K has already seen MiB 3
So he knows the black dude always gets pulled over 🤣
A friend and I had a long running joke going with the "Flush me, Jay, flush me. And i'd be like Naw" part
Isn't that detective Monk?
How did you know it would grow back , It goes back ❤❤❤
4:16 interstellar dictator Aladin
"Would trade for Mercedes G500." I don't know why that's so goddamn funny, but it is.
Oh good I'm glad they oblivated the entire plot of the first movie for this.
"It grows back??" That line is delivered perfectly.
I kind of wondered why shooting his head off didn't work like wiping his memory which means his brain is not inside his head cause if it was, he should lose memory from getting his head blown off
He almost sounds disappointed lol
The way he said it. Like dam it grows back
I'm sorry, I hate to hate. But man, 2 is not very good. It's a bad movie with a few good scenes. And we all enjoy the talking dog, But man.... Linda Fiorentino WAS LIKE George McFly in BTTF 1. They should have done everything in their power to make sure she was in the sequel and she was not. Give her the money and we got a better movie with her in it. Don't get me started on how bad part 3 is.
So K tried to kill Jeebs not knowing that his head would grow back?😮😮
"Every Sat. night you'd be like "Flush me J, flush me." That has to be the funniest moment in all of MIB.
“I’d be like naww”
@@dustyrc The "naww" part was when I cracked up.
DALTE LE TEMI.............................
Fr lol
especially since in the first movie they spend like a grand total of 3 days together before K is neuralized. "every saturday night"...sure!
To be fair, it's Jeebs fault for even mentioning _"If it doesn't work, he dies, you blow my head off. If it does work I brought back K who, just for the fun of it, blows my head off"_ basically informing K about something he used to find fun to do.
that came up in the animated series i'm sure, and jeebs' brother didn't give a...
"actually it came with a black dude but he kept getting pulled over" "yup" i like how they wiped his memory but he still knows that cops can be really racist lmfao
They wiped his memory of his life since he joined MIB, not of everything.
@MrProfessor89 get bent
Is there a statistically verifiable reason for the behaviour? If so, then I'd say that it probably isn't racist. Racism is when groups of people are treated unfairly, based on false assumptions. When the different treatments are based on statistically verifiable reality, then that's the proper course of action.
@@Thalanox You're suppose to investigate to gain evidence of a crime you know has been committed, not investigate in the hopes of finding a crime. Unless a cop actually saw/heard/smelt/etc. evidence of a crime being committed or saw it being committed, they have no reason to pull someone over.
Jesus Christ. That’s where you go? It’s a joke as old as time itself.
Jeebs points out the unfortunate side-effect of getting his head shot off twice...."great, now nothing's gonna taste right". Absolute genius script writing.
It never grows back quite the same, which is why his facial features (eyes, nose, ears) are so out of proportion.
I thought it was a reference to the fact he was shot in the mouth, as he says "right in the pie hole" then goes on to say nothing will taste right.
@@standardaussie thought the same
@@RoFLduhasLoLgesagtSo did I
oh man you watched it too?!
what i love most is that even without his memory K knows how to fire the noisy cricket without massive knockback sending him flying
He’s already on the ground where is he gonna go when the kickback throws him?
@@CesarACastillo Exactly. He knows the technique.
Muscle memory is my theory
@@CesarACastillo No where, it would’ve pasted him or twisted his arm around. My guess is J charged his up a second too long before firing it. That’s what caused the knockback.
The homage Noisy Cricket gun in Saints Row 4 had severe knockback after a short charge too.
More like good God he knew how to use the noisy cricket in low power setting if It was used with whole power It would've blown the ceiling hahahaha.
What I love about this is the software for the neuralyzer is still Beta. This is hilarious because it infers that Jeebs is too cheap to buy the “supported” version.
Implies not infer ;)
@@drunkweebmarine9492 Thanks for your service……that’s a cool account thumbnail. Pretty sure I got it right the first time though….;-)
@@vettepilot427 No, the crayon-eater is correct. The difference is who is doing the action. The statement implies that it's unsupported. You infer that it's unsupported based on the statement.
Doesn’t it mean that he’s on the cutting edge version?
It doesn't imply that at all. "Beta" just means it's still in development, and if the community developing the software is still actively developing it, then it's still being "supported." And it would be the community and not MIB that develops the program, since J said it was the plans for the de-neuralyzer that got leaked, and not the software.
Alien with low voice: "Lower your weapon."
Agent J: *imitates alien* "No."
I have referenced the "No" so many times without realising, I came here to confirm it's where I got it from
0:57 K's face after the flush says it all.
you can tell his smiling
but you know he always smiles like that
"I help you save the universe, you tell me why I stare at the stars"..... that whole quick scene after being "flushed" is FANTASTIC acting. J tries to make light of the situation by lying about "old times", K sees through it, and directly says the above line. It's absolutely brilliant plot development and amazingly acted.
7:32 “Oh, great. Right in the pie-hole! Now nothings gonna taste right.”
Why does that crack me up so much lmao😂
Mr. Monk is awesome... Didn't know he was part of the MIB world too 😎
Yeah he was always funny.
No fucking way
I never noticed that it's the same actor
Tony shalhoub
@@Senny_V Tony Shaloub
@@Senny_V Yeah. He's in Galaxy Quest too.
6:38 One of my favorite MIB moments:
"You're back!"
"No."
"Then how'd you know his head would grow back?"
"...It grows back?"
Still doesn’t explain why he tried to murder that man if he didn’t know his head would grow back lol
@@L4-295 it explains it perfectly. K found Jeebs so annoying he blasted his head off. That's the entire point.
Jeebs is exactly the kinda guy I would expect to see in some mad shady bodega in the backend of Brooklyn. He turn out to be a really cool guy, but kinda demented.
Just your regular crackhead then
Of course he is, we can only guess how many times K has shot him in the head. Even if it does grow back, something will be missing each time.
Hope everyone is doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤
If you're curious, Jeebs' shop is 90 Orchard Street in Lower East Side Manhattan! I went there last year specially :)
@@thesaxon5847 ah cool! I’ll gotta check this out fr! Thanks for that!
“Actually it came with a black dude but he kept getting pulled over” 🤣 😆
“LOWER YOUR WEAPON”
“NO….” Such a great quick delivery
6:00 Minecraft villager
6:48👂👂👁️👁️ (squeaks) “Real nice! Now that’s the last time I help out a (regular voice) Friend”!!
😂😂
K actually immediately regains his memory and experiences but doesn't actually know it; not just that he shot Jeebs but he shot Jeebs with the Noisy Cricket without suffering so much as a recoil when we know that thing sent J flying 10ft backwards
He was lying with his back against the ground, firing upwards. _Where would he have recoiled to?_
@@ravensquote7206twisted his arm backwards directly into his face causing a major concussion? Or just straight up broken his arm?
"You'd be like flush me Jay! Flush me!"
"I'd be like, naw."
Perfect delivery.
Fun Fact: Girl who played this villain is Laura Flynn Boyle, he was dating David Spade at the time and Jack Nicholson met her at a party. She proceeded to dump David Spade and start dating Jack Nicholson.
Oh yeah?.
@@manofsteelgoodmanll.2512 What's funny is he called him a HE!
What was the timeline for this? She had already been married to Jack Nicholson for 3 years when this movie came out. I mean, it's not weird for filming to happen long before a film comes out (especially when it's very VFX-heavy)... but still, 3 years is a bit much unless it was held up for some reason.
Fun fact: Fun facts should actually be fun.
You referred Laura as a he
“Trapped like rats . . . in a chia pet.” Underrated line. 😂
3:56 always one of my favorite pieces of dialogue. “So what’s my incentive?” 😂
Oho okey homie😅💀👍
"I keep it downstairs next to the snowblower." 😂
Must be a hell of a snowblower
I think K instintively knew that the head would grow back and that he wouldnt commit murder with this act, because K with or without memory wouldnt just cold blooded kill someone for no reason!
I think he just did it as habit but not really know it would grow back
@@immunityvi6968 exactly, he knew he wouldnt commit murder without knowing why
I think there was a clear reason to murder him😂😂😂
At the start of this clip he mentions that whether or not k gets his memories back he'd get shot in the head. So k is just soing what was foretold
MIB honestly does the best awkward pauses scenes.
Intermittent, ok looking CG when necessary, and practical effects through the majority.
Marvel could learn something
yeah, because this was still at the point where CG was only "ok looking" so you really had to augment with a lot of practical. without making a value judgement on the results, the technology is now good enough for marvel to really frontload the CG elements
You have to remember that marvel did a lot of great awesome movies. Most of the movies of phase 1,2 ,3 and 4 were a testament to that. It was only disney acquired marvel is that its movies begin to degrade.
I'd have liked it if it was revealed that the reason K stares at the stars is because it reminds him of the last thing D said to him.
We forget that K's bond with D would have been very strong, and K probably misses him everyday. Even when he forgets who it is he is missing.
6:23 Bro thinks hes walter white
Who the hell is Walter white?🤷♂️
Uhh no? This is Men in "Black"
@@pattersonfilm9117 He is the one who knocks.
K's officially retired. I'm his trigger happy replacement. Something I can do for you gentlemen? 7:29
Perfect line delivery lol
7:32 oh great right in the pie hole now, nothings gonna taste right
Oh great, right in the pie hole! Now nothing’s gonna taste right
"flush me, J, flush me" 🤣
Ill be like ..Naw
0:05 ayo is she pregnant?
Yes, trust me
I know
For MIB 4, they absolutely should have had Jack Jeebs become an MIB agent...instead of whatever it was they did.
No
No bring back will smith
MIB4?? Theres a 4th movie?!?!
Ok just watched the trailer I remember not going to see it because it looked dumb
@@joogullae3456 Yeah they fucked it up. Really bad plot, lazy writing, no character background the list goes on. 1,2 and 3 were quality. Josh Brolin kills it as young K in 3 and wins it for me.
"Flush me J Flush me"
Now I know what K's porn history looks like,
Also interesting how both agreed about black driver getting pulled over
That sounded odd in my opinion.
7:36 Lower your weapon
Noo
why cant they make movies like this anymore
I've just realised that jay really hasn't seen jeebs in a while as jeebs has a full head of hair 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait so all it takes to de-neuralyze someone is it to hit them in the head really hard?
There's some sciencey stuff in between, but yeah basically.
@@AGrumpyPanda so can there be a scenero were after neuralyzing someone after an incident (alien encounter, UFO sighting, or something worse), that same person could hit his/her head and then remember what was supose to be erased ?
@@carlosvalerochavez3045 Like I said, there's some sciencey stuff in the middle. You're supposed to use a fancy machine to de-neuralyse someone, but the one they used only worked partially and it needed a good knock to finish the job.
Well not exactly. There is a beta version of the de-neurelyzer. An unofficial version. K used it but because the process wasn't truly complete it needed one last good hit to finish the Job. Kinda like tapping a Machine to work to help after almost being ready to work.
That's what she said
5:28 "Okay! Let's make it happen, cap'n!"
Jeebs: "Uhh I used the exhaust once to make some hot air popcorn. That's about it🙂"
🤣🤣
1:41 oh well, another gag that went over my head as a kid.
Yeah lol
6:49
REAL NICE! NOW THAT’S THe last time I help out a Friend!
1:30 "It came with a black dude but he kept getting pulled over." 🙂
"Lower your weapon"
*lowers voice*
"NO"
Cracks me up every time
Love how Jay says every Thursday night like he wasn't an agent for just 2 days when Kay was neuralized.
"K is officially retired, I'm his trigger happy replacement"
It's so wild seeing Johnny Knoxville's character.
You know what’s funny? That hand gesture Serleena makes when she unleashes her tentacles is the Sign of the Horns. In sign language, it means: Mess with the bull, get the horns.
5:05 best part by far
how could K have asked J to flush him every saturday when they only worked together for about 72 hours?
Came to say this. Also, J misspoke. He clearly says “Flush me, K! Flush me!”
@@yatsumakitohashi3292 No, he says J. It's an easy mistake since they sound alike, which is sort of part of the joke about how agents aren't supposed to be that easy to distinguish between each other. They are in black and white with similar code names. Jay and Kay.
1:10 always killed me
"lower your weapon"
"nooooo"
"He's a Ballchinian" 💀😂😂
Jeebs with an AOL account. Classic.
5:12 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 jeebs
7:32 🤣🤣🤣
Will Smith is still good at slapping the face off of people...
この後、街中の宇宙人と宇宙を見て記憶を取り戻したKがニコッと笑うシーンが好き
5:42 what is jeeps pressing "E" or "R"? It kinda looks like both lol
"Computer, 2002 internet."
Notice Above The Address Bar It Said Ebay Then The Next Screen It Changes To Sprint And Its Original Logo
well... now I'm just gonna have to go watch the whole movie again
I need the deneuralyzer for before an exam 🤣🤣
These two were such a duo. Would love to see another mib with will smith and tommy Lee jones (obviously he’d have to be the leader like zed)
I find it amazing that the alien villain chick that invaded the MIB headquarters kinda sounded like shego from kim possible...
Only in New York 😂😂 where random things happen
Jones closing his eyes and trying not to laugh, he succeeds but this time is more apparent than in the first movie where Jay tells him he needs to get his head examined and then sees the Brothers in the coffee scene.
Jay lying about the flushing lol. He was barely an agent for a few days before K was retired
DON'T QUIT ON ME M!! NAME MIKEY!! I WON'T J! aka>> JASKO!! They are AGENTS MJ>>GET IT?? LOL!! 💐💐🕊🕊💕💕😆😆🤜🤜🤛🤛👍👍👀👀✋✋😁😁🥰🥰😎😲
1:02 - ok, either this is a plot hole or J is lying just to break his balls.
He’s lying to him
Its not agent kay its agent K
Can we appreciate, because I never fully did at the time when I first watched this, that Johnny Knoxville is a surprisingly good (and cute) actor
I am sorry but this movie was bad. The 1st and the 3rd were far better.
I really wish Will had've chosen to make better choices with his life. Any of ya'll remember that decade or so where every movie he was in he looked like he was on the verge of tears?
Yeah, I think some of the stress in I Am Legend was real.
That's Monk! I never realized
"Lower your weapon" in the deepest darkest tone ever
The auto subtitles when he said “ever been to a water park?” Became “evidential waterpark.” Yes. Very evidential
"...I take that back. _He_ look like crap."
Is the actor who play alien is mr.monk?
CGI is so much cheaper in the 2nd part... omg
actually, the whole plot is so much cheaper...
funny that one of the most obvious uses of green screen here is literally just standing in front of a street
6:47 6:48 6:49 6:50 6:51
love all the series of MIB
not International, no
idk why but on spanish the "flush me" parte was translated to something like "suck me", in spanish is "succioname"
6:51 That part keeps killing me lmao ☠️
Will Smith flushed his career.
Kinda
I like how they made K into an insane psycho that would casually blow someone's head off just for a "it grows back?" cheap gag
Adrian Monk moonlighting as Jeebs 😂
"it came with black dude but he kept getting pulled over" :D
7:27 So, when I was younger and I saw that scene, it always looked like he got shot in the side of the head and so, because of that, I always thought that the pie hole was the ear and not the mouth.
Every woman I meet I'm gonna use "Are you alergic to shellfish?"
If she gets the reference,she's a keeper
That might not be the best reference to use, since that is a common allergy and one that can be fatal if ignored. So most people aren't going to assume you're referencing a movie, they're going to assume you're determining if a seafood reastraunt is okay for dinner or not.
Good luck getting those weird looks , becauss guaranteed no woman will ever get the reference
The little "hmm" when the lights go out tickles me silly.
DENEURALIZER BETA ver. 0.93 not even the one xddddd
I’ll reconstruct this contraption and deneutralize myself to see wat happens