HardLore: Zuma from KRUELTY Ranks American Fast Food

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • Colin and Bo welcome back Zuma, vocalist and guitar player of Kruelty from Tokyo, Japan.
    Zuma's passionate opinions on American fast food are responsible for HardLore's most watched clip of all time, so we figured it only made sense to have him break down ALL of his thoughts on what it's like to experience American Cuisine while on the road in the states with Kruelty with this comprehensive TIER LIST.
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Комментарии • 188

  • @Wrry
    @Wrry 9 месяцев назад +310

    “The Midwest has no honor” might be the best quote from the show ever

    • @KMKimo
      @KMKimo 9 месяцев назад

      Fucking immense

    • @downrightcarnage
      @downrightcarnage 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@kingjoseph5901they just don’t care, no heart

    • @anthonyletitin
      @anthonyletitin 9 месяцев назад +2

      Especially in reference to fast food. Incredible

    • @SBeckerDTD
      @SBeckerDTD 9 месяцев назад +5

      I need a Harms Way/Kruelty collab shirt that says that on the back.

    • @sm8832
      @sm8832 9 месяцев назад

      FUCKING DIED LMFAO

  • @slaythembeforeme
    @slaythembeforeme 9 месяцев назад +67

    Zuma's Goregrind diarrhea joke was fucking hilarious

  • @Andres30005
    @Andres30005 9 месяцев назад +110

    I would love to see the Hardlore guys visit Japan and have Zuma take them around his favorite food spots.

    • @BigMacUpperCut
      @BigMacUpperCut 9 месяцев назад

      Make it happen guys. Gofundme the plane tix we don’t give a fuck

    • @jxcobaniki6709
      @jxcobaniki6709 7 месяцев назад

      YES

  • @CATFEESH666
    @CATFEESH666 9 месяцев назад +83

    I think Zuma needs to be on the show at least once a month. LEGEND

    • @slaythembeforeme
      @slaythembeforeme 9 месяцев назад +12

      Especially with his humor. the Goregrind diarrhea joke was hilarious

    • @CATFEESH666
      @CATFEESH666 9 месяцев назад +3

      He's Incredible. I can't wait to see them at the Eagle Aerie in Henderson

  • @rossyboy13
    @rossyboy13 9 месяцев назад +47

    Damn, Zuma’s english accent had me cry laughing. Has to be top moment of Hardlore so far. The ‘wOt eLsE?’ got me.

  • @TheLoobeekcody
    @TheLoobeekcody 9 месяцев назад +35

    I am now a Kruelty fan. Zuma is a treasure. Brutally honest and real. Colin and Bo are great together, throw in Zuma and you have the perfect storm.

    • @senju2268
      @senju2268 9 месяцев назад

      Kruelty are hard as fuck

  • @ss6796
    @ss6796 9 месяцев назад +26

    I was taking lessons with him when I was 14, and it's actually crazy how he remains the same no matter how old he gets or what language he speaks. Am super proud of ya and all the best from Tokyo, Zuma!

  • @ThePhantomnaut
    @ThePhantomnaut 9 месяцев назад +46

    You can trust someone who values Wingstop very highly. Zuma is the man.

  • @adxmnt1926
    @adxmnt1926 9 месяцев назад +21

    Zuma is a straight up rogue with that Denny's pick.

  • @jukaiforest
    @jukaiforest 9 месяцев назад +40

    I want regular check-ins with Zuma to see how this list changes over the next year or so

  • @jonathananderson5135
    @jonathananderson5135 9 месяцев назад +11

    Not even ten minutes in and I laughed so hard that I thought I might throw up.
    "The Midwest has no honor". Holy shit.

  • @gabesinclair1401
    @gabesinclair1401 9 месяцев назад +24

    Bo truly doing the lore’s work and shouting out the always beautiful Chicago Diner.

    • @Jon-vn9sn
      @Jon-vn9sn 9 месяцев назад

      But what about Waffles, though?

  • @Vb98765
    @Vb98765 9 месяцев назад +10

    the master killer of fast food tier lists

  • @KMKimo
    @KMKimo 9 месяцев назад +12

    I could listen to these 3 rank anything for hours

  • @_antisocial__
    @_antisocial__ 9 месяцев назад +14

    Kruelty has always ripped but with Zuma on guitar and vox they are untouchable 🤘

  • @funtimewallace6580
    @funtimewallace6580 9 месяцев назад +13

    Eating salmon from Denny's sounds insane to me haha

  • @zpineda3294
    @zpineda3294 9 месяцев назад +5

    23:52 him finding all the shake flavors sent me

  • @MundaneBacklot
    @MundaneBacklot 9 месяцев назад +7

    "I'm from Corpus Christi, Texas, and Whataburger is TRASH" absolutely sent me. Great ep, great guest. Kruelty rips.

  • @Gtxjg91
    @Gtxjg91 9 месяцев назад +6

    Zuma joking in his second language is literally insane. I can’t believe he’s never studied/worked in the US or Canada

  • @bencamilleri3239
    @bencamilleri3239 9 месяцев назад +6

    As an Englishman, I can confirm that’s exactly how we sound 😂 spot on Zuma lad!

    • @adxmnt1926
      @adxmnt1926 9 месяцев назад +1

      "I will order 2 chickens... w0t else?" 💀

  • @particlejim
    @particlejim 9 месяцев назад +8

    Dude Zuma is funny as fuck 😂

  • @Anthoniexg
    @Anthoniexg 9 месяцев назад +4

    Zuma doing his British guy for the pod. Amazing.

  • @Joshholton1985
    @Joshholton1985 9 месяцев назад +3

    This is one of my all time favorite episodes - literally multiple LOL moments 😂

  • @LBOTrecords
    @LBOTrecords 9 месяцев назад +3

    Colin yelling at Zuma "GET MORE SAUCE". 🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-rg2sl9sh8y
    @user-rg2sl9sh8y 9 месяцев назад +6

    I can't express how much I admire this man's realness XD he just says it like it is lmaooo

  • @GoroStern
    @GoroStern 9 месяцев назад +5

    That first convo about shirts reminded me how much I regret not picking up a Kruelty shirt on that Bogg tour 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @abigbeautifultomorrow1026
    @abigbeautifultomorrow1026 9 месяцев назад +4

    Zuma segment every month please We need to keep up on him

  • @mindlessdirective
    @mindlessdirective 9 месяцев назад +5

    Brother, you have to try Mapo Tofu. It's kinda like soft tofu stirfried with beef and pork chunks with a sauce thats kinda like hot and sour soup, but more savory. Serve over hot rice. Recommend Pine and Crane for that.

  • @vacantlot
    @vacantlot 3 месяца назад

    The amount of times I've come back to this video is astounding.

  • @kameron2136
    @kameron2136 9 месяцев назад +3

    “As a native Texan, I cannot stand for Whataburger” is CRAZY

  • @mpa719
    @mpa719 9 месяцев назад +3

    Every ad I got on this was for fast food spots 👍🏻

  • @MrCoop187
    @MrCoop187 9 месяцев назад +2

    The shit we take for granted. I have a bojangles a mile down the road from my house.

  • @RaulBanuelos100
    @RaulBanuelos100 9 месяцев назад +3

    Zuma coming in hot with the only correct Chipotle opinion

  • @jbasti227
    @jbasti227 9 месяцев назад +1

    Easily one of the best episodes to date. The gore fucking grind bit had me crying 😂

  • @luismunoz8849
    @luismunoz8849 9 месяцев назад +2

    im thoroughly enjoying this

  • @nrthrn_dcy
    @nrthrn_dcy 3 месяца назад

    Met Zuma selling merch in Winnipeg. One of the realest dudes I've ever hand the honor to fist-bump lol.
    They'd just finished their set for Manitoba Metal Fest and were getting ready to head right over to the Handsome Daughter for an after-show.
    Two shows in one night is hard as fuck!
    JPHC 🤘🖤🔥

  • @chriswestphal7399
    @chriswestphal7399 9 месяцев назад +1

    “Do you shit yourself”? should be a staple question 😂😂😂

  • @johnmcintyre2123
    @johnmcintyre2123 8 месяцев назад +2

    You guys speak with straight up good ol’ American dialect/candor, but Zuma keeps the pace with vibes and humor. “The Midwest has no honor” lmao

  • @Cantstandyuh
    @Cantstandyuh 9 месяцев назад +3

    Master Killer episode

  • @user-rg2sl9sh8y
    @user-rg2sl9sh8y 9 месяцев назад +2

    y'all gotta get on that penn station train it's fire man

  • @Pinchecayin
    @Pinchecayin 9 месяцев назад +5

    This has to be one of the funniest episodes omg 🤣🤣🤣

  • @smasher1devourer000
    @smasher1devourer000 9 месяцев назад +1

    Easily 1 of the best HL episodes ever. The “third man” has been mentioned before, I think Zuma is that person! Kruelty Fried Chicken on a shirt, plz

  • @RazorsxEdge
    @RazorsxEdge 9 месяцев назад +2

    This is THE episode. Zuma is him.

  • @_gorezone_
    @_gorezone_ 9 месяцев назад +4

    Very common Kruelty W

  • @hannahkozlovic1715
    @hannahkozlovic1715 9 месяцев назад +2

    Genuinely fucking heartbroken that I couldn’t make it to the Vancouver show, goddammit. If Kruelty comes back to Vancouver, they should come eat at the IHOP that I work at

  • @spoketoosoon
    @spoketoosoon 9 месяцев назад +5

    Zuma rules 🙏🏻

  • @KMKimo
    @KMKimo 9 месяцев назад +1

    "There's sick thoughts going up there..." 😂😂😂😂

  • @guidoedge
    @guidoedge 9 месяцев назад +2

    57:25 the Big Mac meal in Argentina costs half that price. Around 7 USD (with large fries and large Coke, although I don't think it's as big as the US cup).

  • @ThronezOfBlood4262
    @ThronezOfBlood4262 9 месяцев назад +1

    Native Texan here. In my teenage years/early 20’s, Whataburger was the place to be after shows. 10-15 years ago, it was the best place on earth. Even 5 years ago it was still pretty damn good. It’s definitely gone downhill since they started putting em in different states. Sad. His take is very understandable.

  • @BIGxBOSSxx1
    @BIGxBOSSxx1 9 месяцев назад +4

    We need Zuma to be the third host

  • @Garebear21
    @Garebear21 9 месяцев назад +2

    24:53 he’s real as fuck for that

  • @Danzigscat
    @Danzigscat 9 месяцев назад +2

    Love the G.I.S.M. shoutout. This sounds crazy but 20 years ago I would get Jumbo Jack's over whoppers. They were $1.25 and were tasty.

  • @forgot2poop
    @forgot2poop 7 месяцев назад +1

    hate to break it to yall but Pepsi owns Pizza Hut not Dominos, or at least they used to cuz the restaurant dept broke off from PepsiCo and is now just called called Yum. they own KFC, Taco Bell, and Long John Silvers as well. thats why all those restaurants only have Pepsi products in them

  • @newethic85
    @newethic85 9 месяцев назад +2

    carrot cake milkshake at chicago diner is what heaven tastes like

    • @newethic85
      @newethic85 9 месяцев назад +1

      zuma's choices really show how well bad word of mouth works. baja fresh is certified dope!

  • @coryirvin6651
    @coryirvin6651 8 месяцев назад

    "two trays, all dogs" JFC this episode was hilarious.

  • @EmmanuelSkatess
    @EmmanuelSkatess 9 месяцев назад +1

    I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ZUMA DOES NOT LIKE WHATABURGER! WHAT DID HE ORDER ?! NEEDS TO TRY AGAIN 😭😂

  • @Bodybuildingberserkir
    @Bodybuildingberserkir 9 месяцев назад +3

    I’m a Pizza Hut kid also…they paid us to read back in the day..,I mean I never got anything but they legit bribed us kids to read with pizza…out here educating and feeding little mfers

    • @aron4117
      @aron4117 9 месяцев назад +1

      I use to love a pan pizza from the Hut

  • @Findaway1302
    @Findaway1302 9 месяцев назад +4

    Holy shit, Zuma is legit the funniest mf ever

  • @markbiekert5150
    @markbiekert5150 9 месяцев назад +1

    I feel like this format with the fellas from Gridiron would be very loud, but like, in the good way.

  • @MTAwesomeStudios
    @MTAwesomeStudios 9 месяцев назад +1

    Fuddruckers still exist in Texas! You guys can get it when you play there in January

  • @ultrawolflord8495
    @ultrawolflord8495 9 месяцев назад +1

    17:07 unforgivable

  • @ian3829
    @ian3829 9 месяцев назад +1

    this is my favorite episode ever. Zuma rules.

  • @xiii_centuries
    @xiii_centuries 9 месяцев назад +2

    please do the jolliibee mukbang soon!!

  • @jtkappy7742
    @jtkappy7742 9 месяцев назад +1

    Every time someone mention little ceassers I have to mention that I worked there in highschool and they never cleaned the pans and stored them on the floor.

  • @BrandoRayford
    @BrandoRayford 2 месяца назад

    Whataburger in F under SubWay is criminal, but I just can’t be mad at the guy lmao

  • @budrothefox3666
    @budrothefox3666 9 месяцев назад

    This episode is ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!

  • @scattaredlight
    @scattaredlight 9 месяцев назад

    This is awesome, this is HardLore!!

  • @Carlo.WTF416
    @Carlo.WTF416 9 месяцев назад

    Ayo a steaming bowl of Mapo Tufo on rice IS THE FUUUUCKING MOVE, shouts Zuma lol

  • @SammyPeterson-zi7in
    @SammyPeterson-zi7in 9 месяцев назад +1

    “Too healthy”😂😂😂😂

  • @ClashJ666
    @ClashJ666 9 месяцев назад +1

    As a texan the Whataburger disrespect won't be tolerated

  • @Federico.el.Noruego
    @Federico.el.Noruego 9 месяцев назад +1

    14 dollars for a meal at McDonalds???? I had one today in Norway for 11.50 they say Norway is expensive???I had In and out and Ihop in LA in 2019 it was Killer.Funny show😂

  • @kngtut13
    @kngtut13 8 месяцев назад

    This was fucking great! Going to see Kruelty on the 20th 🤘🤘🤘

  • @dyingforesco
    @dyingforesco 9 месяцев назад

    we still have a couple fudruckers down here in south florida, an absolute treat

  • @jeffwise6937
    @jeffwise6937 9 месяцев назад +2

    Colin was genuinely hurt by the Taco Bell take.

    • @Jon-vn9sn
      @Jon-vn9sn 9 месяцев назад

      As was I. But he redeemed everything with that In N Out dunk.

  • @CoffeeLyfe
    @CoffeeLyfe 9 месяцев назад +6

    Kruelty fucking rips and they came all the way from Japan to play my shithole town on the sanguisugabogg tour. You best believe I’m buying 4 shirts haha. too bad they didn’t have child sizes or I would have bought 4 more for my kids!

  • @cjklemonski1938
    @cjklemonski1938 9 месяцев назад +3

    CT is getting its first Raising Cane's in Enfield in the next month or 2

    • @brandonowen2502
      @brandonowen2502 9 месяцев назад +1

      I can’t wait for it, if CT gets an In n Out I will be there seven days a week.

    • @cjklemonski1938
      @cjklemonski1938 9 месяцев назад

      @@brandonowen2502 we have something even better... Duchess. Sadly the closest is 40 min from me

    • @_gorezone_
      @_gorezone_ 9 месяцев назад

      Here in small town Kokomo, Indiana, I'm getting one 2 blocks from my place! I'm fucking pumped

    • @Jon-vn9sn
      @Jon-vn9sn 9 месяцев назад

      @@_gorezone_have you had Joella’s though?

  • @jacobmccallon9305
    @jacobmccallon9305 9 месяцев назад +1

    Need some more Colin Soprano

  • @daltonmckinley1659
    @daltonmckinley1659 9 месяцев назад +1

    Whataburger UNDER Subway?! 🤯😮‍💨

  • @kekethebasedcat
    @kekethebasedcat 9 месяцев назад +1

    that tan line is crazy

  • @HoldenSXE
    @HoldenSXE 9 месяцев назад +1

    ITS HARDLORE TIME

  • @saintdelafleur
    @saintdelafleur 9 месяцев назад +1

    They know what we want

  • @andytuck99
    @andytuck99 9 месяцев назад +18

    who up harding they lore rn?

  • @jackjurn
    @jackjurn 9 месяцев назад +1

    this video is a huge slap in the face to the south east

  • @milesmcintosh9938
    @milesmcintosh9938 9 месяцев назад +2

    mani the GOAT

  • @zackvest9600
    @zackvest9600 9 месяцев назад

    We actually just got a Bojangles in Columbus, Ohio!! lol

  • @thehalfnerd2221
    @thehalfnerd2221 9 месяцев назад +1

    Yeah yeah yeah

  • @desmcmahon2240
    @desmcmahon2240 7 месяцев назад

    Damn Zuma I was using that clip to validate my love for Little Caesars for weeeeeks

  • @premsitphuranaphan6762
    @premsitphuranaphan6762 9 месяцев назад +2

    51:31

  • @_antisocial__
    @_antisocial__ 9 месяцев назад +1

    This is gonna be good 🫡

  • @Zacxwolf
    @Zacxwolf 9 месяцев назад

    ORLANDO!!!! Hell of a show

  • @Bearsena97
    @Bearsena97 9 месяцев назад +1

    how do i spell the desert that was refferenced at 29:24 ? (the one that tastes like Dr Pepper) great episode love ya mwah

    • @Gtxjg91
      @Gtxjg91 9 месяцев назад +1

      It’s called almond tofu in English. He’s just saying it in Chinese

  • @hellyea6655
    @hellyea6655 9 месяцев назад +2

    Gore fucking grind man

  • @mkshft_atmsmshr
    @mkshft_atmsmshr 9 месяцев назад

    25:45 Bo, yall in Harms Way played at The Beehive in SLC on this last tour, if you ever come back to Utah you gotta try the vegan milkshake at the restaurant at the front of the venue, Mark of the Beastro! Kicks so much ass.

  • @abelmartinez2010
    @abelmartinez2010 9 месяцев назад +1

    My man. That shaqaroni is nothing to fuck with!!

  • @junglemast3r
    @junglemast3r 8 месяцев назад

    1:53:07 ORLANDO MOSH REPRESENT

  • @therealmattdillon
    @therealmattdillon 9 месяцев назад +1

    I'm from Ohio, and I've never had skyline chili

  • @DeathMetalJohnny
    @DeathMetalJohnny 7 месяцев назад

    Definitely agree with him about KFC Thailand ❤

  • @taylor2473
    @taylor2473 9 месяцев назад

    big respect.. huge

  • @tylerjodeblock1224
    @tylerjodeblock1224 9 месяцев назад +1

    Zuma is the #1 Stunna

  • @andrewkong3154
    @andrewkong3154 9 месяцев назад

    Zuma is my new favorite comedian.