THE WORST ALBUM OF 2016 (Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core) [NOT GOOD]
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2016
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This has to be the worst album of 2016. I mean, it just has to be, right?
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COREY FELDMAN - ANGELIC 2 THE CORE / 2016 / CIFI RECORDS / UH, POP MUSIC?
Y'all know this is just my opinion, right? 
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The album cover looks like the start screen of a shitty flash game
*Zelda's Adventure.*
I thought they were surreal hell creatures with big eyes, at least we get why it's an experimental album.
Jacob Bruen or a gay porno
Some late 90s early 2000s southern rap album covers
😂😂😂😂😂
This album is what old people hear when they hear new music.
I.. Well... I mean... That's just... Perfect. It's absolutely perfect.
8bitdiedie kill
+Hunter Harris
You should win the Nobel Prize for that theory. That was spot-on.
This is what stage four cancer patients hear in their darkest hour.
Hunter Harris
Sounds like a 40 years old dude trying to do "hip" music
You know how dads mispronounce Pokémon as pokiemans? This is like if your dad mispronounced the entire concept of modern music.
that is such a good analogy holy shit
Pretty much
My mom pronounce’s Pokémon pokieman ever time I heard about twitch streamer Pokiemane
I think about my mom’s intentional mispronunciation of Pokémon.
I have never heard anyone mispronounce it and no one I have ever met has either - your parents are clearly brain damaged - probably because you abuse them. You should really feel good about this, they probably deserve it. Actually, why are you wasting time reading this? Grab a tire iron and get to work, champ!
LMAO
0% guns
100% drugs
50% sex
100% autotune
0% talent
100% concentrated power of pills
100% pure uncut rock
@@R-H-B lmao
So,,, 250% drugs ,sex,and auto tune?
15% concentrated power of will
Snoop recorded those lyrics on his phone and sent that shit in via carrier pigeon.
DannyWilliamH he also lost the little street cred he had by making this song with the felddog.
And gained it back by appearing on De La Soul's latest album!! Don't believe me. Go listen to "Pain"!!
This comment is two years old, but you deserve to be reminded that your comment on this video is an actual 10/10.
@Michael Anthony Snoop has NEVER had street cred? 😭
Michael Anthony what world do you live in?
This aint a review, this is a movie
In which case it is a well-done improv. art-film
Worst Soundtrack in the history of cinematography though.
a documentary on the worst album in years
This aint a review, its a BOMB
A bomb!
Just realized the Core part of the album title is a play on words for Corey’s first name. This album just does not stop delivering
LMAO STOPPP
Too perfect lol
And the "2" in the album title refers to how this album is split into two CDs!
@@ShOscar Mind Blown!
Deep
I got Corey Feldman and Corey Taylor confused so for a second I was listening to this thinking “damn the guy from slipknot really fell off”
😂
Taylor was on that terrible Nostalgia Critic Pink Floyd video, which is arguably just as bad.
@@ArchibaldClumpythat thing is just awful, in the worst way possible, without any redeemable factors; this album is bad too, don't get me wrong, but it's so freaking funny amd entertaining it might just flip around the 0/10 to 11/10
It's like the horseshoe theory of music
Classic.
🤣🤣🤣
I finally realized that the angels are actually trying to place Corey back into hell in the artwork.
I choked on my water lol
😭
Bro xD
If only they succeeded
not surprised
It's like generic 2010s edm mixed with bad 90s pop while a tone deaf man sings country songs over it
For real though this is more extremely cheesy than unlistenable to me
Rayshonda Hedgeh its unlistenable. im having a hard time watching this review
Rayshonda Hedgeh that's why it's unlistenable
and don't forget the ear raping diner jazz
This is probably the most accurate description of this album I've seen so far, good job, seriously
I was watching Stand By Me with a friend, and when Corey Feldman was on screen I mentioned how he's a famous musician now. He went home and listened to this and told me he didn't want to be friends anymore.
Wait fr? 😭😭😭😭
I made friends over this album. I was listening to crappy music and played him "We Wanted Change" and "The Real Chip Douglas (Demo)" and he died laughing.
Are you two still friends or did that happen for real?
He realized he wasn't worthy of being your friend
Worth it!
Dude thinks he's in the 80s, 90s and around 2009 at the same time
apparently he started working on this album in 2006.. so I mean, yeah
The beats all sound like he hit the demo button on a Casio keyboard
thanks for making me spit soda all over my computer lol
hahahahahahaha
Not everyone can be Wesley Willis
might've been a better album if it really was demos on a Casio
epic comment
“An album that will MAYBE go down as the worst album of the decade...”
It did
Ez for Corey
Nah mate, The Wall (by Doog Walker) edged it out at the last minute
Spartacus the Magnificent
Eh, I’ll give NC's the Wall this: it didn’t seem to want to be a moneymaker so much as it wanted to be Doug proving himself as a singer. Which, as we know, was unfortunately not the case
Spartacus the Magnificent
Wasn't that a reference to how Taylor would always cover the Spongebob theme at concerts for his son? No offence but what are you on about?
Spartacus the Magnificent
Yeah, I got that. And I have my reasoning on how it doesn’t mean that NC's the Wall is but a cash grab. You’re one of those people who’s deadly serious about this album and can never joke about it, huh?
The sketches are actually so much crazier than you think. They intro with the Batman transition sound, are framed as being Charlie's angels briefings, play The Shaft theme, and use Mission Impossible dialogue ("your mission, should you choose"). Fucking insane
That’s what having Alzheimer’s must feel like
@@matthias6933 or being in Everything Everywhere, All At Once
He’s literally talking to the voices in his head like it’s scary
Corey Feldman invented 50 new genres over the course of that album
It's like he's just heard a Mr Bungle album and is trying to go for something similar with very little effort and no talent.
Angelic 2 the Core.
The *CORE.*
COREy Feldman made an album called ANGELIC 2 THE *CORE.*
I JUST GOT IT. FUCK.
OH FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME
oh my fucking god no
FishTitan64 I think I just died lol
oh dear God! do you mean "core" as in short for Corey?
SpookyNero 0_o I'll somehow pretend I didn't just read that lol
im imagining corey feldman silently watching all 50 minutes of this video
fruitypeebils crying while watching it
Omg i was totally thinking that! I betcha anything he's watched this, if there's any nice comments about Corey's music... you know it's him😣😥
i can imagine him having a mental breakdown and beating his angels in his basement but no one can hear their screams for help because he’s gagged them and they lack the energy to because he only feeds them bread every morning so they can pleasure him by force every single day as he screams at them and experiments with them, which eventually makes a few obsolete that he puts in “the container” making him recruit and then chaining new girls through his “Corey’s Angels” program, showing them “the container” so they know where they go if they ever disobey his commands or fail him.
or yeah, maybe he just cries silently.
SteadyRhythms or he puts them in a silence of the lambs style dried up well
Corey feldman banned perma anthony from going to his show lmao
I always come back to this. It’s just tony fantony making flabbergasted faces for an hour set to the worst fucking music imaginable lmao, love it
Video Game Drummer Productions
2 years ago (edited)
0:00 Introduction
6:39 Ascension Millenium
8:10 Lovin Lies
10:40 Angelic 2 the Core
11:42 Lickity Splickity
13:13 4Bidden Attraction
13:50 Crossed the Line
15:06 Bad People
16:36 Duh!
17:33 Everybody
18:48 Go 4 It!
21:09 Test 1
21:56 Seamless
24:47 Wanna Break Free
26:10 Negativity
28:10 Ya Got Me
28:56 Baby Blue Eyes
30:49 4 My Love
32:50 We Wanted Change
36:17 Take a Stand
38:52 Remember 222
40:37 Mercy
44:03 Working Class Hero
47:03 Final Thoughts
bro didnt even try 💀💀💀
Thanks king👑
Corey Feldman sounds like Michael Jackson sounds like now.
Lickety Splickety's _A Series of Unfortunate Tracks_
Shukterhouse Jive this is gold
Sir you are indeed a genius
Shukterhouse Jive this needs to be a thing on this channel
This is the single greatest comment ever written, I have been defeated
+Shukterhouse Jive *THOU ART A FUCKING LEGEND, MINE GOOD SIR*
*TEN INTERNETS TO THEE*
This album's wikipedia page literally only three sentences
"Angelic 2 the Core is the fifth studio album by American actor and singer Corey Feldman, released on June 22, 2016.[1] Feldman asked fans to help raise $105,000 to fund the album through Indiegogo,[2] but fell short and only raised $14,982.[3] The album was universally panned and is regarded as one of the worst albums of all time."
I didn’t believe you at first, but I looked it up myself.
Jesus Christ.
What more really needs to be said lol
If you ask me that's still too nice
He’s made five albums? Omg.
HEYitzED exactly
This album legit might be a 10 for me. It is so unbelievably horrible that I am in love with it. Every time I listen to this album I enjoy it thoroughly because of just how funny it is.
Edit June 15, 2024. I found out recently that this album was taken off streaming services, and I haven’t been right since. I need some prayers yall, I dont know if I can live without We Wanted Change…
I ironically love We Wanted Change to the point that I unironically love it and catch myself singing it around the house
@@jacobdrenick thats me with lovin lies, its unironically one of my favorite songs ever because it makes me laugh my ass of every time i hear it
Like many comments pointed out, litteraly The Room of music. The beauty about this gorgeous disaster of an album is that you can feel the Corey's efforts though every single God awfull song on this album and he thinks that he's actually making good music.
I don't think anyone can replicate this amount of delusion you need to make this vomit inducing Masterpiece. Truly one of the albums of all times
So is the amazing sonic power of the Feld-Dog.
@@eatbliss8895 only feld-dog could master the art of terrible music
this album sounds like sitting in traffic in a hot car, with someone who keeps changing the radio station, at 3pm on a Monday afternoon.
with a hangover
lol so true!!
😭😭😭
This comment is almost as retarded as this album.
This album is actually good if you listen to it as a case study of a man losing it
the same applies for this review
Should of renamed the album diary's of a heroin addict.
@@MrLordpistoia idk dude grunge made heroin seem like a great inspiration
It sounds even better🔥 when you hear it backwards 🔙 🎧 ...with a bottle of beer....or two...🍻🍻
😂😂😂😂😂😨😨😨😨😨
You can see the last movies hes made and other appearances for that
The most accurate way to describe the album is "Unironic shitpost"
Robert Aiello my birth was a shitpost
Legit sounded like a completely and ambitiously dead serious mlg montage
This album is actually incredible, a non stop barrage of the worst sonic choices made in rapid succession
🤣
It’s obvious that some poor recording engineer or producer worked miracles to even get this thing to sound the way it did. Respect to them.
Pretty sure the producer helped produce Quadeca’s I Didnt Mean To Haunt You
Producers are just as accountable as much as the artist.
This is the worst abuse of the word "miracle" I've ever seen
Yeah I’m not sure about that.
@@Donyourmomnot always. Really depends on the artist and genre.
This album sounds pretty good if you don't listen to it
This album schlapps on mute🔥🔥🔥
The bass at 78:46 on track 09 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
fr tho this album is good if you listen to it while staring mindlessly to the wall
Hahaha - genius 😂
If i don't turn it on, it's my album of the year
Upcoming album review is Corey Feldman and Kid Cudi collab: Speedin Bullet 2 The Core
Not funny
speedin bullet to eternal hell*
God no 😂
Michael Jimenez I got you cuh I think its next to this lil yachty album...
It's named after the gunshot wound you'll wish you had taken instead of listening to the album.
this album feels like being uncomfortable under a heavy blanket in summer
The craziest thing about the album, after having actually listened to it, is the fact that Anthony didn’t even choose the worst bits of the album
This album has so much more in store if you dare to give it a listen
Why did you expose yourself to such torture. Are you okay friend?
I think I genuinely love the song Ascension Millennium.
It's not corniness, it's Coreyness.
@@juju-vl7oj I actually do as well. It is catchy af.
Set me FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!¡!!!!
@@juju-vl7oj "Coreyness" lol
Lickety Splicktano
GetSumNutz Lickthany*
GetSumNutz
Domthony McLentano
Splicketano
Snoop Dogg is the Nicholas Cage of Hip-Hop
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read
For real, he's just always kinda there
@@FlameOnTheBeat Yeah, there's that dimension to it. I meant more like Snoop will do absolutely ANYthing. I mean, Nic got screwed by his accountant, I dunno what Snoop's excuse is.
O m f g.......how have I not noticed this...?!
More like Robert de Niro
41:21 Anthony's slow realization about Corey Feldman singing about his niece is so funny
☠️☠️☠️
Petition to make Corey-core a thing. It’s all about bad photoshopping, camp, bad music and movies, cheap/free sound effects and loops (think pixabay and looperman), papyrus font and other cheap editing fonts, filters and effects. It’s mildly Y2K too, cause of the 2000’s-2010’s pop vibe a lot of his stuff and his vibe has.
Can we add CMFT since its by Cory Taylor?
yabujin kinda had that goin on until he got doxxed :(
@@sp4cegrl27he just came back earlier this year so he still had that going on! atleast before he quits again 😭
it's kinda crazy to look back on how a lot of people including me thought he actually finally quitted when he was still uploading music quietly under swineantartica
First track sounds like if Daft Punk had dementia.
HAHA that's too fucking accurate oh man
*aids ...it sounds like daft punk with aids
That would sound better
😂😂😂
HAIUIJDWIUJOLKD
This album is what I would make if I had access to logic pro in 4th grade
He came up with this album in 4th grade and had to wait until autotune became a thing to get anyone to help him make it.
😂😂😂
even i'd make something better than this bruh
This is the room of albums. It’s so bad that it’s genius. Truly hilarious. It makes you wonder what the psyche of someone who would make this music is like. Corey is either the least self aware person ever to live or he’s a genius comedian. Those are the only two possibilities.
it's the first option. he's a childhood SA victim and stopped developing mentally at that time in his life, so he's just living in a perpetual delusion
I’ve been feeling sick all day and wanted to be cheered up. I now feel more sick. I even had to call in sick to work. I’m not joking. The combination of this album and feeling slightly unwell has produced a new level of illness
😂😂😂😢
You might have got Coreyvid-22. (like 3X worse than Covid-19, because you can't die from it like you want to, and, like this album, it seems to last forever). Does Corey have a song about Covid-19 or vaxxing? It just would seem to fit, except maybe it is too relevant. Hopefully the box set has a Feldman's underwear scratch and sniff straight from Wuhan, inside.
Every song on this album needs at least three instruments removed from it.
Excuse me, it's called "layering".
Less is more?
Every song needs to be removed from the album.
It's Corey Feldman's version of "the wall of sound"
Every copy of this album should be erased from existence.
this is track twelve
this is track twelve
*_there's 22 tracks_*
Alexander Tso i wanna like your comment but it has 666 likes so i’m gonna leave it
@@jhoust22 im about to ruin your whole career
Kat SpicErt yeah it’s already at 707 so i can like it lol
i think this video contains every facial expression anthony fantano is capable of making. I've seen every single one of his teeth now
So sad we can’t stream this album anymore. Never take life for granted guys, you never know what you have till its gone 😢
why does every track on this album sound like a parody track from South Park?
I guess Matt n Trey were too infatuated with Donald Trump to touch this.
I was just thinking that!! 😂😂
Ben Nielsen that's an insult to South Park. I actually own Chef Aid and some other album. They're actually decently written songs.
Chef Aid is super underrated. Not only are the songs really great, but it's amazing how many big names they actually got to be on it.
Carolyn S truth. But even the Movie Soundtrack and song in the show are great. In general, they've always had a great sense of writing and humour.
When snoop said “all she wanna do is twerk twerk, all I wanna do is party” over like five beats at once. That touched my soul 😩😢
underrated
LMFAO IM DYING
ლ(◕ω◕ლ)
Lmaooo
@@kreuz7sieben my ears are powerfull
He went on steve-o’s podcast not long ago and acted like it was one of the most successful, artistic albums to come out in decades
You're telling me it's not?
lol jesus christ
We finally got to see it. He cracked. Corey Feldman is a god. He’s the only one to bring this nerd to the brink of insanity and I thank him everyday for it.
Why call him a nerd?💀💀
@@SilliusSodus he calls himself one bro “internets busiest music nerd”
It's been 2 years and I still can't stop watching this. This is Anthony's opus.
Revisiting this is the best
Spicytoast This and Speedin’ Bullet 2 Heaven, definitely.
This and his reaction to Tom MacDonald
Agreed. I can't count how many times I've watched/listened this.
Also Miley Cyrus and her Dead Petz
I hope Death Grips make an album that samples this album right here and then calls it "The Money Store 2"
They would make it good
Money 2 The Store
*rimshot*
Popcorn Sutton 2 Money 2 Store
Sean K fantano would give it an 11
Hard to believe Corey Feldman isn’t just an urban legend
You’ve heard while my guitar gently weeps. Now hear a saxophone painfully die. 21:52
Top 3 amazing things about this album.
1) "Thinkin bout my niece".
2) Corey Feldman mimicking MJ.
3) This album is 90+ minutes long.
Dude, "We Wanted Change" is easily the fuckin banger of the album. You cannot sleep on the jazz
バンジョベンジ agreed.. total banger
@@baronvonbeandip WEeEEEEeEEeE
BOUT MY NIECE!
also it took him 10 years to make
This sounds like a parody album you'd hear in a sitcom, not something that actually exists
Like something South Park would genuinely make to parody Limp Biskitz or some shit. The joke writes itself lmao.
It feels like the music version of Freddy got fingered, like where you listen to it and feel like this can't have been made seriously
Zackhat Well that analogy shouldn’t work because Freddy Got Fingered was an intentional troll and was actually funny
Seems like something from 30Rock
"Ascension Millennium" was actually used in a joke on Glee
every time anthony mimics corey’s singing he unironically sounds 10 times better
Corey Feldman is the embodiment of "arrested development." There's just no other way to summarize him. Everything, from the fashion, to the musical stylings, to the lingo, to the persona, to the abysmal production of this album, to the delusion... it's evident Corey kept growing physically, but not mentally beyond the point at which all of this would have been mildly cool in the late 80's. It's as if the DNA responsible for self-realization is completely missing from him. If there's another way to describe it,, take your best shot.
All joking aside. They say that kids that were S.A. will stop (mentally) growing at that age...so that might explain some of Corey Feldmans issues.
@@debidehm9129yeah it doesn’t feel like a 40+ year old man making music, the way he behaves is like a teen obsessed with their rockstar dream but failing miserably. Maybe he didn’t grow mentally due to his traumatic experiences
Yeah, a bit of schizophrenia too, I’m speaking honestly. I’ve met a few people with schizophrenia, and if you watch this guy’s interviews from around the time this album came out, you can can tell he’s delusional and in his own world
@@Cade805 psychosis maybe?
I get a lot of nods and props when i bump this driving through the hood
Sick Boy Valdez they nodding because they are going to rob you
Huey Hulk rob you of those sick tunes
They're saying "White people finally lost it. Its all up to us now."
Sick Boy Valdez 😀😁😂😂😂 Stop playing!
nods of agreeing to jump you in a few days from now.
This album sounds like 808s And Heartbreak if Kanye West was an old white guy
nah speeding bullet from kid kidi from a senior skrillex.
Maybe Thriller if it was recorded while/after Michael Jackson died.
I would object to that joke, but the album so repetitive and awful I'll join you, The only thing this needs is to be featured in the next crappy Sonic game and complete a common autistic dream. Might as well since they have roughly the same creativity and cohesion in the final product. So awful even die hard fans find some of them irredeemable.
LOL
gavinhayes12312 you're telling me Kanye ISNT an autistic white guy?
28:57
2016 Fantano: “I’m being drained”
2022 Fantano: Gives Bladee an 8/10
2023 Fantano: Weary of being straight edge because men "substitute it for working out and toxic masculinity" lol his takes on things outside of music rival this album in cringe sometimes.
@@Rob_Cary what
@@Rob_CaryTf
my favorite corey feldman story is when i went to a signing with a director who had worked with corey, and a guy asked if he'd be able to do a reunion with the whole cast of a show he worked on. the director started listing people who would be down to be in a reunion, and when the other guy asked about feldman, the director said "oh of course corey would show up. no one's fucking hiring corey."
Cocaine deserves a writing credit on this album
Feldman- This is going to be probably one of the greatest albums since Off the Wall, influencing music for generations to come.
Cocaine- Corey’s really starting to worry me.
dont insult cocaine, many great songs had her feature, i think we have some next level shit envolved on this, probably ketamine
This is is closer to elephant tranquilizer
You're all on the right track. The only thing that really explains how this trainwreck happened is ... the makers of it were on some serious drugs.
@@marcelosaletti1183 Don't insult ketamine like that. This is like taking 40 tabs of benadryl and licking a mysterious E pill off the club floor
You need a certain level of intelligence to appreciate Corey Feldmans music
Mean Lean those j cole memes tho
tfw too intelligent to not get corey feldman
Retardation is technically a level of intelligence.
Trying to figure out what the plan was and what's actually going on is actually making my brain hurt.
yes...no more than a 2 digit IQ xD
22:32 I like how the cal chuchesta voice almost comes out. Corey Feldman is a miracle worker
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
You mean Anthony just IMPERSONATING Cal, right?
He was fighting Cal Chuchesta's music taste 💀
28:17 tell me how Corey Feldman created an anime opening on accident
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The “you got me” part 💀
This album sounds like it took every sound that’s been popular in the last 30 years threw them in a blender and then recorded it during an earthquake.
This is the most accurate description of this album tbh
Phijkchu Euphoric Pizza And Bass Boosted it
its like turning on the shittiest pop music station in hell
Andrew Mollinet Sumner That + schizophrenia and/or maybe bad mushrooms? Idk, but it’s definitely 40 years of every popular style of music & madness of some sort...
PS: idk if that’s your kid or lil sis or what in ur pfp, but that is cute af, dude. ✌🏼
And like it was produced by satan
“How is this legal?”
My all-time favorite line from a music review.
I was watching the video while I read this and was so curious when he was gonna say "how is this legal?" and then it was LITERALLY the next line. You're scaring me.
@Mike Golczynski shouldn't someone be in prison?
-anglethany coretanio
this album is the spiritual personification of what happens when your friend asks you to pass the AUX cord.
I saw Corey Feldman live and laughed so hard that I tried to tie my shoe and gather myself lest Corey see me and maybe get his feelings hurt. I couldn't though and eventually ended up in the bleachers and I just lost it. I think there's video of it out there somewhere
So you went to see him to get him mad
It was at a goonies anniversary thing in Astoria, and there was a concert so I went. He cleared the place out. This was during his "truth movement" era
@@brandonmcleod9182when he made that bogus overhyped documentary?
@@brandonmcleod9182do you have a link to the video if it does exist? Lol
i love how fantano tries to mock his voice bu winds up singing insanely better than feldman
i like how the first track sounds like a death grips song and fantano hates it.
ooDirtyMickoo well for one, how the hell? it sounds nothing like death grips. also he said it was one of the better tracks on the album.
ooDirtyMickoo how the FUCK does it sound like dg
I think "insanely" is a bit of a stretch though.
ooDirtyMickoo nice meme, my friend.
The year is 2056. Music has evolved to the point where all genres have melded together and everything has stagnated out. Music creators haven't created anything of value, or anything incredibly original, in years. The world is beginning to notice, and is looking for a solution. Anthony, who has long retired his channel and theneedledrop brand, goes through his old vinyl collection trying to reminisce of the now-named "Golden Age" of music. He tries to pull out his copy of The Money Store, but in his old age he trips and bumps his shelf. Suddenly, Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core falls into his hands. He remembers this review, and begins to play it. Completely opposite to this review, our Melon's eyes begin to light up as the music hits his ears. Everything has changed. The underlying genius of this album is just the thing that the world needs in this dire time. Anthony calls one of his old friend, Kanye West, and tells him he knows how to save the music industry. Kanye, who retired after the universal praise following eventual Yhandi's drop in 2032, uses his old connections to get Melon the attention he needs. Melon meets with the heads of the Sony, Universal, and Warner music labels. He gently puts his vinyl player on the table, and begins playing Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core. They are absolutely blown away. Corey Feldman is flown out to oversee the making of every new music project, and things are beginning to look up. His album flies up the charts, and overall reception of music is the best its been in years. Music is now in a renaissance rivaling none other. Corey Feldman and Melon are known throughout the world as the people that saved music. Eventually the two meet in person to converse about how the landscape of music has now been revived. Anthony is nervous 2 The Core, standing in the shadow of a revered legend. He does nothing but praise him and his brilliance. Corey offers no response, and merely squints his eyes at Melon. Anthony turns to leave out of embarrassment, but just as he has his back towards Corey, he feels a sharp stab. Blood drips down the yellow flannel as Melon turns his head to see Corey with a shining knife pulled out of his back. With a tear in his eye, Backthony Stabtano can only make out one word, "Why?" Corey mutters- "I remember." Anthony falls to the floor, and Corey begins to use his newfound power in the music industry to tarnish the legacy of theneedledrop.
Thank you
I've read entire novels that were less captivating than this comment
To much time on your hands
how about some indented paragraphs u phegete
Fan fiction in a RUclips comment section?
They played this at a funeral. The deceased got up and walked out.
I feel like this was the reaction my mom had when I showed her death grips
Guys, hear me out. Kid Cudi went from a 0 to a 10. Next Feldman album, guaranteed success with the melon!
Elias Mata see you in 10 years lol
What has Corey Feldman done since the Goonies that either hasn't been a train wreck, a dumpster fire or absolute shit? This album took a decade to make and it's *still* a joke!
Corey will go from worst album of 2016 to best album of 2016
Corey will go from NOT GOOD to NOT BAD
Incoming classic
I mean this album is so fucking terrible that Fantano decided that getting copyright strikes was worth being able to show us how truly terrible it is live.
I don’t think he got any strikes tho
I think Corey subscribes to the school of thought that there is no such thing as bad press.
@@TheJollyMisanthrope Corey believes there is no such thing as enough bad press.
i know people who have bought this damn album just 'cause these bad reviews...
It's like The Room in music form.
@@miserirken perfect description! It's one of the few pieces of music that becomes "so bad it's good", I laugh throughout the listen
Apple Music says a similar artist to Corey Feldman is the Death Grips
The algorithm is fucked
you stole my comment
@@carcrashereal u downvoted him for you. scum
@@HFJayBear no need to came call
you can thank the fantanocels for that
The best part of this is watching Anthony disintegrate in real time. Its like watching a fast forward of joaquin phoenix‘ performancy in „Joker“
Fantano laughing hysterically at these songs seems so much more insulting than anything he could have possibly said about them lol
No that is the fact that he didnt even place the album cover right!
There's a reason why he is banned for life from all corey shows and appearances
Murcia doxial wait is he actually?💀
@@okaytommy5726 Yeah.
@@murciadoxial8056 😂😂😂
It’s like daft punk and skrillex tried to reverse engineer trout mask replica
Bro this is it... This is it 😂😂😂
Lmaooo
Yes that’s EXACTLY it
I can't believe Trout Mask Replica is more enjoyable than this album.
That's the most accurate thing I've ever read in my life, Jesus Christ.
I'm here because now this is one of the only ways to hear this album.
RIP.
From what I could see, Corey was the only producer on the album. That explains everything.
This album took 10 years to make... just let that sink in.
it's the "Boyhood" of the music industry
@@emilysipswater6104 Boyhood twelve years to make did you know it took twelve year to make nobody's ever done that before
That is how a Corey Feldman do.
Now stop thinking about it.
Why are you still thinking about it?
@@MosoKaiser True facts about a Corey Feldman.
Brendon Halverson I refuse to believe that for the sake of my sanity
Imagine an album so bad it didn't deserve the RED flannel
it got the camo flannel
"Agh! I'm naked" - Melon
This album got melon tweakin
Yellow Flannel: Good
Red Flannel: Bad
Sports Bra: Corey Feldman
Didn’t even deserve a real shirt
This whole album reminds me of when I was in 3rd grade and our music teacher made an assignment for everyone in the class to ‘write a song’ using the stock loops in Sony Acid. Somehow, I have a feeling that the worst songs in the class were still more coherent and listenable than this absolute travesty to human auditory perception.
Reviewing those assignment must be fun for him😂
That is because you didn't use all the loops at the same time (don't forget to crank the brass way up, though,. Compress it if you have to, as you can never really get enough horns, can you?) like you were supposed to, and have a couple of the special needs 1st graders ghost write the lyrics while they are eating a bowl of paint chips and licking the windows. (And, did I mention that the horns can always be turned up just a little louder? Oh, I did? OK, then.) Just GO4it!
This album is like simultaneously outdated and ahead of it’s time
This album makes "Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven" look like "To Pimp a Butterfly"
This album makes Little T look like Joji.
Christian Velez tpab is trash
WastedBananas please tell me you're joking
Speedin bullet 2 heaven is better than to pimp a butterfly
nilbog44 dont like hip hop?
This is literally the real atrocity exhibition
"This is the way, step inside...off a cliff."
Farhan Naufal ain't it funny how it happens?
Corey Feldman sings like the Chuck E Cheese animatronic doing an MJ impression
The Room: The Movie: The Album
THIS ALBUM TOOK 10 YEARS TO MAKE.
Lickety Splickety!
rabid rabbitshuggers WHAT
TMmodify
Metallica's black album took less than a year to record and produce. The band was at war with the producer. They were bitching at each other. And they still released one of the objectively greatest albums of all time. I don't even listen to metal and I love that album.
Less than one year.
THIS TOOK 10 YEARS.
rabid rabbitshuggers dunno if you play some games,but it's basically the Duke Nukem Forever of the music industry
*****
But it's better than THIS. You have to concede that.
How does this album sound both overproduced and underproduced at the same time?
Cause its trying to be 100 but it's 0
Probably similar to how a $100 million movie can look like deep fried ass. Poor money management.
Too much going on, yet none of it is placed correctly or under any control
@@mehmed6529 yeah. This album is extremely ambitious, in the worst way possible
Lots of instruments, and most of them are too loud. That's how.
Music producer: "So what kind of *sound* are you looking for?"
Corey Feldman: "yes."
Corey talking to the producer: "Give me *The Sound*"
That's hilarious
It’s FeldmaSonic! 🤘
These songs sound like the joke songs that play when a cartoon character is clicking through radio stations.
"Speedin' Bullet 2 The Angelic Core Of Heaven is the fourty-ninth mixtape by Nigerian reggae singer Ore Oke Gbogunmi. It was released on June 6, 1944 and was an immediate critical and commercial success" taen from the wiki
The best thing to come out of Corey Feldman's music career is this review.
dannydontgoin237 leave tommy Jarvis alone
This album probably got more album sales after this review tbh
To all the haters of this album, wait until 94 minutes and 41 seconds, that's when it gets really good!
Sometimes, when life is hard and brutal, I come back to this video so that Anthony can suffer with me, and it makes me feel a little better about my situation
This album sounds like when in a Disney movie, the protagonist's unique rock band get acquired by the countries biggest label and they think they're going to be the next big thing but turns out they turn their song into some electronic pop song to get mainstream and the band learns to be themselves and never ever do what that label says. However, in those movies the song is purposely made to sounds shit.
Fart Tony you’re right
Poor Drake Bell.
The PO From Hell Instantly thought of that song lmfao
Is there anyone who enjoyed this album? Like, what did his family and friends tell him? What was his manager's feedback?
This album just raises way too many questions it stresses me out
Horus i have not heard a single song from this album yet, should i or should i not hear it?
Decek C Yes you should listen to it. Cory Album is a complete game changer and will make you question everything about life it self!
This album may be an experiment by the record labels to see just how many tasteless idiots will spend money on garbage music.
The really crazy thing is this: he lives in LA, which naturally attracts so many aspiring producers. So how the fuck did he end up with something this bad. Whoever made the beats simply doesn't know how to produce music. That's a fact.
There will be someone who enjoys this, or at least someone who claims that they do. There are so many different people on this planet that I would be shocked if there wasn't at least one person who claims to legitimately love this, even if it's just to seem like they're different
I'm thinking the ultimate challenge for a musician would be to cover this whole album and make it sound good. I'm tempted to give it a try on 1 or 2 of the songs.
Yeah... good luck bud
@GamerGod_88 So, three months have passed. How is the Feldman Redemption Rainbow coming along? Did you 'Go 4 it'?
😜
I'm thinking now that The Feldman Redemption Rainbow should have old used up drag queens instead of angels, as the band. It just seems to fit the narrative better. And, I am sure for a couple bucks you, too, could have Snoop come do a feat. on the album. I'd personally like to guest on Working Class Zero, oh, but that's right, I have a little bit of pride left, so I guess I'll have to pass. LOL Still think you, or someone, should 'Go4It and make TFRR a reality. I'd pay to see it, for sure.
This album sounds like the very concept of music dying of an overdose at a party and Feldman and all of the collaborators are too wasted to call an ambulance.