The year is 2056. Music has evolved to the point where all genres have melded together and everything has stagnated out. Music creators haven't created anything of value, or anything incredibly original, in years. The world is beginning to notice, and is looking for a solution. Anthony, who has long retired his channel and theneedledrop brand, goes through his old vinyl collection trying to reminisce of the now-named "Golden Age" of music. He tries to pull out his copy of The Money Store, but in his old age he trips and bumps his shelf. Suddenly, Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core falls into his hands. He remembers this review, and begins to play it. Completely opposite to this review, our Melon's eyes begin to light up as the music hits his ears. Everything has changed. The underlying genius of this album is just the thing that the world needs in this dire time. Anthony calls one of his old friend, Kanye West, and tells him he knows how to save the music industry. Kanye, who retired after the universal praise following eventual Yhandi's drop in 2032, uses his old connections to get Melon the attention he needs. Melon meets with the heads of the Sony, Universal, and Warner music labels. He gently puts his vinyl player on the table, and begins playing Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core. They are absolutely blown away. Corey Feldman is flown out to oversee the making of every new music project, and things are beginning to look up. His album flies up the charts, and overall reception of music is the best its been in years. Music is now in a renaissance rivaling none other. Corey Feldman and Melon are known throughout the world as the people that saved music. Eventually the two meet in person to converse about how the landscape of music has now been revived. Anthony is nervous 2 The Core, standing in the shadow of a revered legend. He does nothing but praise him and his brilliance. Corey offers no response, and merely squints his eyes at Melon. Anthony turns to leave out of embarrassment, but just as he has his back towards Corey, he feels a sharp stab. Blood drips down the yellow flannel as Melon turns his head to see Corey with a shining knife pulled out of his back. With a tear in his eye, Backthony Stabtano can only make out one word, "Why?" Corey mutters- "I remember." Anthony falls to the floor, and Corey begins to use his newfound power in the music industry to tarnish the legacy of theneedledrop.
Spartacus the Magnificent Eh, I’ll give NC's the Wall this: it didn’t seem to want to be a moneymaker so much as it wanted to be Doug proving himself as a singer. Which, as we know, was unfortunately not the case
Spartacus the Magnificent Wasn't that a reference to how Taylor would always cover the Spongebob theme at concerts for his son? No offence but what are you on about?
Spartacus the Magnificent Yeah, I got that. And I have my reasoning on how it doesn’t mean that NC's the Wall is but a cash grab. You’re one of those people who’s deadly serious about this album and can never joke about it, huh?
This album's wikipedia page literally only three sentences "Angelic 2 the Core is the fifth studio album by American actor and singer Corey Feldman, released on June 22, 2016.[1] Feldman asked fans to help raise $105,000 to fund the album through Indiegogo,[2] but fell short and only raised $14,982.[3] The album was universally panned and is regarded as one of the worst albums of all time."
I have never heard anyone mispronounce it and no one I have ever met has either - your parents are clearly brain damaged - probably because you abuse them. You should really feel good about this, they probably deserve it. Actually, why are you wasting time reading this? Grab a tire iron and get to work, champ!
I was watching Stand By Me with a friend, and when Corey Feldman was on screen I mentioned how he's a famous musician now. He went home and listened to this and told me he didn't want to be friends anymore.
I made friends over this album. I was listening to crappy music and played him "We Wanted Change" and "The Real Chip Douglas (Demo)" and he died laughing.
@@ArchibaldClumpythat thing is just awful, in the worst way possible, without any redeemable factors; this album is bad too, don't get me wrong, but it's so freaking funny amd entertaining it might just flip around the 0/10 to 11/10 It's like the horseshoe theory of music
The sketches are actually so much crazier than you think. They intro with the Batman transition sound, are framed as being Charlie's angels briefings, play The Shaft theme, and use Mission Impossible dialogue ("your mission, should you choose"). Fucking insane
Andrew Mollinet Sumner That + schizophrenia and/or maybe bad mushrooms? Idk, but it’s definitely 40 years of every popular style of music & madness of some sort... PS: idk if that’s your kid or lil sis or what in ur pfp, but that is cute af, dude. ✌🏼
Video Game Drummer Productions 2 years ago (edited) 0:00 Introduction 6:39 Ascension Millenium 8:10 Lovin Lies 10:40 Angelic 2 the Core 11:42 Lickity Splickity 13:13 4Bidden Attraction 13:50 Crossed the Line 15:06 Bad People 16:36 Duh! 17:33 Everybody 18:48 Go 4 It! 21:09 Test 1 21:56 Seamless 24:47 Wanna Break Free 26:10 Negativity 28:10 Ya Got Me 28:56 Baby Blue Eyes 30:49 4 My Love 32:50 We Wanted Change 36:17 Take a Stand 38:52 Remember 222 40:37 Mercy 44:03 Working Class Hero 47:03 Final Thoughts
This album is what resulted from God meeting Tenacious D at a crossroads in Australia and challenging them to sing "the worstest songs in the world". God was then unhappy because Cage and JB were unintentionally too good, so he replaced them with the Corey Feldman Collective and dialled the "awful" up to 11.
I mean this album is so fucking terrible that Fantano decided that getting copyright strikes was worth being able to show us how truly terrible it is live.
What has Corey Feldman done since the Goonies that either hasn't been a train wreck, a dumpster fire or absolute shit? This album took a decade to make and it's *still* a joke!
I was watching the video while I read this and was so curious when he was gonna say "how is this legal?" and then it was LITERALLY the next line. You're scaring me.
The craziest thing about the album, after having actually listened to it, is the fact that Anthony didn’t even choose the worst bits of the album This album has so much more in store if you dare to give it a listen
i can imagine him having a mental breakdown and beating his angels in his basement but no one can hear their screams for help because he’s gagged them and they lack the energy to because he only feeds them bread every morning so they can pleasure him by force every single day as he screams at them and experiments with them, which eventually makes a few obsolete that he puts in “the container” making him recruit and then chaining new girls through his “Corey’s Angels” program, showing them “the container” so they know where they go if they ever disobey his commands or fail him. or yeah, maybe he just cries silently.
"Speedin' Bullet 2 The Angelic Core Of Heaven is the fourty-ninth mixtape by Nigerian reggae singer Ore Oke Gbogunmi. It was released on June 6, 1944 and was an immediate critical and commercial success" taen from the wiki
@@FlameOnTheBeat Yeah, there's that dimension to it. I meant more like Snoop will do absolutely ANYthing. I mean, Nic got screwed by his accountant, I dunno what Snoop's excuse is.
This album sounds like when in a Disney movie, the protagonist's unique rock band get acquired by the countries biggest label and they think they're going to be the next big thing but turns out they turn their song into some electronic pop song to get mainstream and the band learns to be themselves and never ever do what that label says. However, in those movies the song is purposely made to sounds shit.
Petition to make Corey-core a thing. It’s all about bad photoshopping, camp, bad music and movies, cheap/free sound effects and loops (think pixabay and looperman), papyrus font and other cheap editing fonts, filters and effects. It’s mildly Y2K too, cause of the 2000’s-2010’s pop vibe a lot of his stuff and his vibe has.
@@sp4cegrl27he just came back earlier this year so he still had that going on! atleast before he quits again 😭 it's kinda crazy to look back on how a lot of people including me thought he actually finally quitted when he was still uploading music quietly under swineantartica
Feldman- This is going to be probably one of the greatest albums since Off the Wall, influencing music for generations to come. Cocaine- Corey’s really starting to worry me.
I would object to that joke, but the album so repetitive and awful I'll join you, The only thing this needs is to be featured in the next crappy Sonic game and complete a common autistic dream. Might as well since they have roughly the same creativity and cohesion in the final product. So awful even die hard fans find some of them irredeemable.
STORY TIME this album honestly reminds me of when my dad was going through a midlife crisis and recorded songs as if he was going to be the next Jim Morrison. only difference is that my dad sucks at singing even more than the guy on this album. no joke, he couldn't sing to save his children's lives! my dad performed ONCE at our local public hall, got a few compliments from a few of his friends and then spoke to me as if he was a professional record producer. he'd say 'i'm going to record some vocals, so i need complete silence' and then if i made the slightest bit of noise, he would shout at me from his studio. he also said things like 'listen to this, it's so pucker, it's another hit!' when he'd never had a hit song in his life. then there was that one time where he said 'there's no way i'm just going to let good songs i wrote sit on the shelf.' it was some of the most delusional, egotistical behaviour i have ever witnessed in a person EVER and it came from my own father! it was as if he was a white, unsuccessful Kanye West!! he even asked me to get my friends to buy his songs off of iTunes and he'd try to impress me by singing certain notes that he failed miserably at. the thing is, my dad is an amazing multi-instrumentalist and is great at painting and stuff. but it just got to his head a bit, so he wanted to be good at singing too. but you can't be good at everything. i could see it meant a lot to him though, so being the decent daughter i am, i helped him with the music on some of his songs and then his music came out sounding better. his voice was still hideous though. he must hear a completely different sound to what the rest of us do. people have complimented him and said he's not as bad as other people they've heard before, because they didn't want to hurt his feelings. but i'm a very honest person and people in a situation like my dad's situation don't like people who tell it how it is. hell, if my mum told him she didn't really enjoy his singing, he'd just sulk and get moody at her. thankfully, he's had enough of recording now. probably because he's accepted he's shit at it. but yeah that's a summary of when my own father used to be a classic case of 'i'm getting on a bit now and have received some compliments for trying to sing in front of an audience, so i must be something special and obviously am amazing.' i love my dad really though. bless him. he's gonna teach me how to use his studio stuff too.
More like making iconicaly bad music: incredibly hard You need a really impressive level of delusion to make this and think it's good. Not alot of people that make bad music have this level of passion and craft to make this filthy stinky masterpiece
This is straight up creepy dude, thank god the internet is here to absorb the weirdness and convert it into humor, otherwise it’s just not right and disturbing
Is there anyone who enjoyed this album? Like, what did his family and friends tell him? What was his manager's feedback? This album just raises way too many questions it stresses me out
The really crazy thing is this: he lives in LA, which naturally attracts so many aspiring producers. So how the fuck did he end up with something this bad. Whoever made the beats simply doesn't know how to produce music. That's a fact.
There will be someone who enjoys this, or at least someone who claims that they do. There are so many different people on this planet that I would be shocked if there wasn't at least one person who claims to legitimately love this, even if it's just to seem like they're different
You know one day some hipster in college will right his or hers mid term paper on how this album is secretly a masterpiece and is about the duality of God and Man.
Its 2020 and I've finally cracked it. Some of the loops are from Garageband; that synth lead, some of the cheap instrumentals (etc.). *tosses cigarette at gravestone* But who cares. Case is done. People have moved on. Its time I did too. (Roll credits where all the names are just me) The End
Oh god, you gave me flashbacks to an old band i was in temporarily... I quit after our first studio session. 1 day, 1 song. Then the singer played it on loop all the way home. My other band at the time, punk band, did an album in a day. And it's not like tge music was any more complicated. I should've just done the drums in the 2 takes it took and gone home...
He actually does. Some woman got invited to an orgy at Corey’s house and noticed that he had his music playing in the background while they’re all fucking. lmao
Straight from the album's website: "Angelic 2 The Core has truly been a labor of love for Corey. One of its many personal charms is that Corey recorded the album in his own home studio and played all of the instruments himself on some of the tracks showing that in addition to his skills as a singer/songwriter/producer, he is now adding multi-instrumentalist to his resume." christ.
I almost dont believe that's true but I dont give enough of a fuck about Corey Feldman to actually look it up lol ill take your word for it. That's fucking hilarious that he actually thinks his instrumental skills are noteworthy haha if I was responsible for the instrumental portion of this album I wouldn't want ANYONE to know about it
Matthew Sullivan If Nickelback made a hip hop album after listening to the entire Limp Bizkit's discography on meth, it would still be better than this crap.
the best way I can describe this album is that it sounds like fake music; music that plays in the background of a cartoon or other tv show but it's an entire album of just that
@@Antenna_to_Heaven i think they mean it sounds like a parody you would hear in a cartoon. it reminds me of parody pop songs in shows like fairly odd parents.
my favorite corey feldman story is when i went to a signing with a director who had worked with corey, and a guy asked if he'd be able to do a reunion with the whole cast of a show he worked on. the director started listing people who would be down to be in a reunion, and when the other guy asked about feldman, the director said "oh of course corey would show up. no one's fucking hiring corey."
2023 Fantano: Weary of being straight edge because men "substitute it for working out and toxic masculinity" lol his takes on things outside of music rival this album in cringe sometimes.
The only thing that holds back Corey Feldman is a lack of self-awareness. He could become one of the greatest meme artists in the music industry if he just embraced the insanity a little.
This whole album reminds me of when I was in 3rd grade and our music teacher made an assignment for everyone in the class to ‘write a song’ using the stock loops in Sony Acid. Somehow, I have a feeling that the worst songs in the class were still more coherent and listenable than this absolute travesty to human auditory perception.
That is because you didn't use all the loops at the same time (don't forget to crank the brass way up, though,. Compress it if you have to, as you can never really get enough horns, can you?) like you were supposed to, and have a couple of the special needs 1st graders ghost write the lyrics while they are eating a bowl of paint chips and licking the windows. (And, did I mention that the horns can always be turned up just a little louder? Oh, I did? OK, then.) Just GO4it!
S̶u̶b̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶--Don't tell anyone but I agree. Seriously though, please don't tell anyone I said that. I will be written out of my father's will and I will be kicked out of my religion.
Snoop being the exception, once you are featured on a Feldog album, you re clearly no longer relevant. Kills me that Fred was ever relevant to begin with, but once you get to Feldog... it's just beyond over. You are 6 feet under
Except it's not so bad it's good, it's complete fucking garbage. But it does share the same amount of "it's like a train wreck, you can't look away" factor to it.
Sometimes, when life is hard and brutal, I come back to this video so that Anthony can suffer with me, and it makes me feel a little better about my situation
![BLACK BAG - Official Trailer [HD] - Only in Theaters March 14](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Du0Xp8WX_7I/mqdefault.jpg)
This album is what old people hear when they hear new music.
I.. Well... I mean... That's just... Perfect. It's absolutely perfect.
8bitdiedie kill
+Hunter Harris
You should win the Nobel Prize for that theory. That was spot-on.
This is what stage four cancer patients hear in their darkest hour.
Hunter Harris
Sounds like a 40 years old dude trying to do "hip" music
The year is 2056. Music has evolved to the point where all genres have melded together and everything has stagnated out. Music creators haven't created anything of value, or anything incredibly original, in years. The world is beginning to notice, and is looking for a solution. Anthony, who has long retired his channel and theneedledrop brand, goes through his old vinyl collection trying to reminisce of the now-named "Golden Age" of music. He tries to pull out his copy of The Money Store, but in his old age he trips and bumps his shelf. Suddenly, Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core falls into his hands. He remembers this review, and begins to play it. Completely opposite to this review, our Melon's eyes begin to light up as the music hits his ears. Everything has changed. The underlying genius of this album is just the thing that the world needs in this dire time. Anthony calls one of his old friend, Kanye West, and tells him he knows how to save the music industry. Kanye, who retired after the universal praise following eventual Yhandi's drop in 2032, uses his old connections to get Melon the attention he needs. Melon meets with the heads of the Sony, Universal, and Warner music labels. He gently puts his vinyl player on the table, and begins playing Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core. They are absolutely blown away. Corey Feldman is flown out to oversee the making of every new music project, and things are beginning to look up. His album flies up the charts, and overall reception of music is the best its been in years. Music is now in a renaissance rivaling none other. Corey Feldman and Melon are known throughout the world as the people that saved music. Eventually the two meet in person to converse about how the landscape of music has now been revived. Anthony is nervous 2 The Core, standing in the shadow of a revered legend. He does nothing but praise him and his brilliance. Corey offers no response, and merely squints his eyes at Melon. Anthony turns to leave out of embarrassment, but just as he has his back towards Corey, he feels a sharp stab. Blood drips down the yellow flannel as Melon turns his head to see Corey with a shining knife pulled out of his back. With a tear in his eye, Backthony Stabtano can only make out one word, "Why?" Corey mutters- "I remember." Anthony falls to the floor, and Corey begins to use his newfound power in the music industry to tarnish the legacy of theneedledrop.
Thank you
I've read entire novels that were less captivating than this comment
To much time on your hands
how about some indented paragraphs u phegete
Fan fiction in a RUclips comment section?
“An album that will MAYBE go down as the worst album of the decade...”
It did
Ez for Corey
Nah mate, The Wall (by Doog Walker) edged it out at the last minute
Spartacus the Magnificent
Eh, I’ll give NC's the Wall this: it didn’t seem to want to be a moneymaker so much as it wanted to be Doug proving himself as a singer. Which, as we know, was unfortunately not the case
Spartacus the Magnificent
Wasn't that a reference to how Taylor would always cover the Spongebob theme at concerts for his son? No offence but what are you on about?
Spartacus the Magnificent
Yeah, I got that. And I have my reasoning on how it doesn’t mean that NC's the Wall is but a cash grab. You’re one of those people who’s deadly serious about this album and can never joke about it, huh?
Just realized the Core part of the album title is a play on words for Corey’s first name. This album just does not stop delivering
LMAO STOPPP
Too perfect lol
And the "2" in the album title refers to how this album is split into two CDs!
@@ShOscar Mind Blown!
Deep
The album cover looks like the start screen of a shitty flash game
*Zelda's Adventure.*
I thought they were surreal hell creatures with big eyes, at least we get why it's an experimental album.
Jacob Bruen or a gay porno
Some late 90s early 2000s southern rap album covers
😂😂😂😂😂
This album's wikipedia page literally only three sentences
"Angelic 2 the Core is the fifth studio album by American actor and singer Corey Feldman, released on June 22, 2016.[1] Feldman asked fans to help raise $105,000 to fund the album through Indiegogo,[2] but fell short and only raised $14,982.[3] The album was universally panned and is regarded as one of the worst albums of all time."
I didn’t believe you at first, but I looked it up myself.
Jesus Christ.
What more really needs to be said lol
If you ask me that's still too nice
He’s made five albums? Omg.
HEYitzED exactly
It's like generic 2010s edm mixed with bad 90s pop while a tone deaf man sings country songs over it
For real though this is more extremely cheesy than unlistenable to me
Rayshonda Hedgeh its unlistenable. im having a hard time watching this review
Rayshonda Hedgeh that's why it's unlistenable
and don't forget the ear raping diner jazz
This is probably the most accurate description of this album I've seen so far, good job, seriously
You know how dads mispronounce Pokémon as pokiemans? This is like if your dad mispronounced the entire concept of modern music.
that is such a good analogy holy shit
Pretty much
My mom pronounce’s Pokémon pokieman ever time I heard about twitch streamer Pokiemane
I think about my mom’s intentional mispronunciation of Pokémon.
I have never heard anyone mispronounce it and no one I have ever met has either - your parents are clearly brain damaged - probably because you abuse them. You should really feel good about this, they probably deserve it. Actually, why are you wasting time reading this? Grab a tire iron and get to work, champ!
LMAO
Snoop recorded those lyrics on his phone and sent that shit in via carrier pigeon.
DannyWilliamH he also lost the little street cred he had by making this song with the felddog.
And gained it back by appearing on De La Soul's latest album!! Don't believe me. Go listen to "Pain"!!
This comment is two years old, but you deserve to be reminded that your comment on this video is an actual 10/10.
@Michael Anthony Snoop has NEVER had street cred? 😭
Michael Anthony what world do you live in?
This album is actually good if you listen to it as a case study of a man losing it
the same applies for this review
Should of renamed the album diary's of a heroin addict.
@@MrLordpistoia idk dude grunge made heroin seem like a great inspiration
It sounds even better🔥 when you hear it backwards 🔙 🎧 ...with a bottle of beer....or two...🍻🍻
😂😂😂😂😂😨😨😨😨😨
You can see the last movies hes made and other appearances for that
Upcoming album review is Corey Feldman and Kid Cudi collab: Speedin Bullet 2 The Core
Not funny
speedin bullet to eternal hell*
God no 😂
Michael Jimenez I got you cuh I think its next to this lil yachty album...
It's named after the gunshot wound you'll wish you had taken instead of listening to the album.
I was watching Stand By Me with a friend, and when Corey Feldman was on screen I mentioned how he's a famous musician now. He went home and listened to this and told me he didn't want to be friends anymore.
Wait fr? 😭😭😭😭
I made friends over this album. I was listening to crappy music and played him "We Wanted Change" and "The Real Chip Douglas (Demo)" and he died laughing.
Are you two still friends or did that happen for real?
He realized he wasn't worthy of being your friend
Worth it!
I finally realized that the angels are actually trying to place Corey back into hell in the artwork.
I choked on my water lol
😭
Bro xD
If only they succeeded
not surprised
Lickety Splickety's _A Series of Unfortunate Tracks_
Shukterhouse Jive this is gold
Sir you are indeed a genius
Shukterhouse Jive this needs to be a thing on this channel
This is the single greatest comment ever written, I have been defeated
+Shukterhouse Jive *THOU ART A FUCKING LEGEND, MINE GOOD SIR*
*TEN INTERNETS TO THEE*
Fantano laughing hysterically at these songs seems so much more insulting than anything he could have possibly said about them lol
No that is the fact that he didnt even place the album cover right!
There's a reason why he is banned for life from all corey shows and appearances
Murcia doxial wait is he actually?💀
@@okaytommy5726 Yeah.
@@murciadoxial8056 😂😂😂
I got Corey Feldman and Corey Taylor confused so for a second I was listening to this thinking “damn the guy from slipknot really fell off”
😂
Taylor was on that terrible Nostalgia Critic Pink Floyd video, which is arguably just as bad.
@@ArchibaldClumpythat thing is just awful, in the worst way possible, without any redeemable factors; this album is bad too, don't get me wrong, but it's so freaking funny amd entertaining it might just flip around the 0/10 to 11/10
It's like the horseshoe theory of music
Classic.
🤣🤣🤣
The beats all sound like he hit the demo button on a Casio keyboard
thanks for making me spit soda all over my computer lol
hahahahahahaha
Not everyone can be Wesley Willis
might've been a better album if it really was demos on a Casio
epic comment
Every song on this album needs at least three instruments removed from it.
Excuse me, it's called "layering".
Less is more?
Every song needs to be removed from the album.
It's Corey Feldman's version of "the wall of sound"
Every copy of this album should be erased from existence.
When snoop said “all she wanna do is twerk twerk, all I wanna do is party” over like five beats at once. That touched my soul 😩😢
underrated
LMFAO IM DYING
ლ(◕ω◕ლ)
Lmaooo
@@kreuz7sieben my ears are powerfull
The sketches are actually so much crazier than you think. They intro with the Batman transition sound, are framed as being Charlie's angels briefings, play The Shaft theme, and use Mission Impossible dialogue ("your mission, should you choose"). Fucking insane
That’s what having Alzheimer’s must feel like
@@matthias6933 or being in Everything Everywhere, All At Once
He’s literally talking to the voices in his head like it’s scary
it's like a big bowl of TV Land soup
It's been 2 years and I still can't stop watching this. This is Anthony's opus.
Revisiting this is the best
Spicytoast This and Speedin’ Bullet 2 Heaven, definitely.
This and his reaction to Tom MacDonald
Agreed. I can't count how many times I've watched/listened this.
Also Miley Cyrus and her Dead Petz
Top 3 amazing things about this album.
1) "Thinkin bout my niece".
2) Corey Feldman mimicking MJ.
3) This album is 90+ minutes long.
Dude, "We Wanted Change" is easily the fuckin banger of the album. You cannot sleep on the jazz
バンジョベンジ agreed.. total banger
@@benjiusofficial WEeEEEEeEEeE
BOUT MY NIECE!
also it took him 10 years to make
This album sounds like it took every sound that’s been popular in the last 30 years threw them in a blender and then recorded it during an earthquake.
This is the most accurate description of this album tbh
Phijkchu Euphoric Pizza And Bass Boosted it
its like turning on the shittiest pop music station in hell
Andrew Mollinet Sumner That + schizophrenia and/or maybe bad mushrooms? Idk, but it’s definitely 40 years of every popular style of music & madness of some sort...
PS: idk if that’s your kid or lil sis or what in ur pfp, but that is cute af, dude. ✌🏼
And like it was produced by satan
Video Game Drummer Productions
2 years ago (edited)
0:00 Introduction
6:39 Ascension Millenium
8:10 Lovin Lies
10:40 Angelic 2 the Core
11:42 Lickity Splickity
13:13 4Bidden Attraction
13:50 Crossed the Line
15:06 Bad People
16:36 Duh!
17:33 Everybody
18:48 Go 4 It!
21:09 Test 1
21:56 Seamless
24:47 Wanna Break Free
26:10 Negativity
28:10 Ya Got Me
28:56 Baby Blue Eyes
30:49 4 My Love
32:50 We Wanted Change
36:17 Take a Stand
38:52 Remember 222
40:37 Mercy
44:03 Working Class Hero
47:03 Final Thoughts
bro didnt even try 💀💀💀
Thanks king👑
Corey Feldman sounds like Michael Jackson sounds like now.
This album is what resulted from God meeting Tenacious D at a crossroads in Australia and challenging them to sing "the worstest songs in the world". God was then unhappy because Cage and JB were unintentionally too good, so he replaced them with the Corey Feldman Collective and dialled the "awful" up to 11.
This album is what I would make if I had access to logic pro in 4th grade
He came up with this album in 4th grade and had to wait until autotune became a thing to get anyone to help him make it.
😂😂😂
even i'd make something better than this bruh
@@davidscrumbly6258i think anybody would 😂😂😂😂
I mean this album is so fucking terrible that Fantano decided that getting copyright strikes was worth being able to show us how truly terrible it is live.
I don’t think he got any strikes tho
I think Corey subscribes to the school of thought that there is no such thing as bad press.
@@TheJollyMisanthrope Corey believes there is no such thing as enough bad press.
i know people who have bought this damn album just 'cause these bad reviews...
It's like The Room in music form.
@@miserirken perfect description! It's one of the few pieces of music that becomes "so bad it's good", I laugh throughout the listen
I get a lot of nods and props when i bump this driving through the hood
Sick Boy Valdez they nodding because they are going to rob you
Huey Hulk rob you of those sick tunes
They're saying "White people finally lost it. Its all up to us now."
Sick Boy Valdez 😀😁😂😂😂 Stop playing!
nods of agreeing to jump you in a few days from now.
Dude thinks he's in the 80s, 90s and around 2009 at the same time
apparently he started working on this album in 2006.. so I mean, yeah
@@zachi.itncoll 10 years for this? it can't be real
Guys, hear me out. Kid Cudi went from a 0 to a 10. Next Feldman album, guaranteed success with the melon!
Elias Mata see you in 10 years lol
What has Corey Feldman done since the Goonies that either hasn't been a train wreck, a dumpster fire or absolute shit? This album took a decade to make and it's *still* a joke!
Corey will go from worst album of 2016 to best album of 2016
Corey will go from NOT GOOD to NOT BAD
Incoming classic
“How is this legal?”
My all-time favorite line from a music review.
I was watching the video while I read this and was so curious when he was gonna say "how is this legal?" and then it was LITERALLY the next line. You're scaring me.
@Mike Golczynski shouldn't someone be in prison?
-anglethany coretanio
“Shouldn’t someone go to jail?”
i love how fantano tries to mock his voice bu winds up singing insanely better than feldman
i like how the first track sounds like a death grips song and fantano hates it.
ooDirtyMickoo well for one, how the hell? it sounds nothing like death grips. also he said it was one of the better tracks on the album.
ooDirtyMickoo how the FUCK does it sound like dg
I think "insanely" is a bit of a stretch though.
ooDirtyMickoo nice meme, my friend.
The craziest thing about the album, after having actually listened to it, is the fact that Anthony didn’t even choose the worst bits of the album
This album has so much more in store if you dare to give it a listen
Why did you expose yourself to such torture. Are you okay friend?
I think I genuinely love the song Ascension Millennium.
It's not corniness, it's Coreyness.
@@juju-vl7oj I actually do as well. It is catchy af.
Set me FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!¡!!!!
@@juju-vl7oj "Coreyness" lol
This sounds like a parody album you'd hear in a sitcom, not something that actually exists
Like something South Park would genuinely make to parody Limp Biskitz or some shit. The joke writes itself lmao.
It feels like the music version of Freddy got fingered, like where you listen to it and feel like this can't have been made seriously
Zackhat Well that analogy shouldn’t work because Freddy Got Fingered was an intentional troll and was actually funny
Seems like something from 30Rock
"Ascension Millennium" was actually used in a joke on Glee
im imagining corey feldman silently watching all 50 minutes of this video
fruitypeebils crying while watching it
Omg i was totally thinking that! I betcha anything he's watched this, if there's any nice comments about Corey's music... you know it's him😣😥
i can imagine him having a mental breakdown and beating his angels in his basement but no one can hear their screams for help because he’s gagged them and they lack the energy to because he only feeds them bread every morning so they can pleasure him by force every single day as he screams at them and experiments with them, which eventually makes a few obsolete that he puts in “the container” making him recruit and then chaining new girls through his “Corey’s Angels” program, showing them “the container” so they know where they go if they ever disobey his commands or fail him.
or yeah, maybe he just cries silently.
SteadyRhythms or he puts them in a silence of the lambs style dried up well
Corey feldman banned perma anthony from going to his show lmao
"Speedin' Bullet 2 The Angelic Core Of Heaven is the fourty-ninth mixtape by Nigerian reggae singer Ore Oke Gbogunmi. It was released on June 6, 1944 and was an immediate critical and commercial success" taen from the wiki
It’s obvious that some poor recording engineer or producer worked miracles to even get this thing to sound the way it did. Respect to them.
Pretty sure the producer helped produce Quadeca’s I Didnt Mean To Haunt You
Producers are just as accountable as much as the artist.
This is the worst abuse of the word "miracle" I've ever seen
Yeah I’m not sure about that.
@@Donyourmomnot always. Really depends on the artist and genre.
This aint a review, this is a movie
In which case it is a well-done improv. art-film
Worst Soundtrack in the history of cinematography though.
a documentary on the worst album in years
This aint a review, its a BOMB
A bomb!
Snoop Dogg is the Nicholas Cage of Hip-Hop
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read
For real, he's just always kinda there
@@FlameOnTheBeat Yeah, there's that dimension to it. I meant more like Snoop will do absolutely ANYthing. I mean, Nic got screwed by his accountant, I dunno what Snoop's excuse is.
O m f g.......how have I not noticed this...?!
More like Robert de Niro
This album sounds like when in a Disney movie, the protagonist's unique rock band get acquired by the countries biggest label and they think they're going to be the next big thing but turns out they turn their song into some electronic pop song to get mainstream and the band learns to be themselves and never ever do what that label says. However, in those movies the song is purposely made to sounds shit.
Fart Tony you’re right
Poor Drake Bell.
The PO From Hell Instantly thought of that song lmfao
Petition to make Corey-core a thing. It’s all about bad photoshopping, camp, bad music and movies, cheap/free sound effects and loops (think pixabay and looperman), papyrus font and other cheap editing fonts, filters and effects. It’s mildly Y2K too, cause of the 2000’s-2010’s pop vibe a lot of his stuff and his vibe has.
Can we add CMFT since its by Cory Taylor?
yabujin kinda had that goin on until he got doxxed :(
@@sp4cegrl27he just came back earlier this year so he still had that going on! atleast before he quits again 😭
it's kinda crazy to look back on how a lot of people including me thought he actually finally quitted when he was still uploading music quietly under swineantartica
The most accurate way to describe the album is "Unironic shitpost"
Robert Aiello my birth was a shitpost
Legit sounded like a completely and ambitiously dead serious mlg montage
I hope Death Grips make an album that samples this album right here and then calls it "The Money Store 2"
They would make it good
Money 2 The Store
*rimshot*
Popcorn Sutton 2 Money 2 Store
Sean K fantano would give it an 11
Imagine an album so bad it didn't deserve the RED flannel
it got the camo flannel
"Agh! I'm naked" - Melon
This album got melon tweakin
Yellow Flannel: Good
Red Flannel: Bad
Sports Bra: Corey Feldman
Didn’t even deserve a real shirt
this album sounds like sitting in traffic in a hot car, with someone who keeps changing the radio station, at 3pm on a Monday afternoon.
with a hangover
lol so true!!
😭😭😭
This comment is almost as retarded as this album.
I'm back for my monthly viewing of this review
Zeppelin me too!! Hahahaha
it's usually about two months for me, but the look of disgust on anthony's face is just so damn beautiful
This is probably my 10th or 11th viewing of this video. It’s so fucking magical.
Nicsho I'm already here
Best near hour of my evening every time
Cocaine deserves a writing credit on this album
Feldman- This is going to be probably one of the greatest albums since Off the Wall, influencing music for generations to come.
Cocaine- Corey’s really starting to worry me.
dont insult cocaine, many great songs had her feature, i think we have some next level shit envolved on this, probably ketamine
This is is closer to elephant tranquilizer
You're all on the right track. The only thing that really explains how this trainwreck happened is ... the makers of it were on some serious drugs.
@@marcelosaletti1183 Don't insult ketamine like that. This is like taking 40 tabs of benadryl and licking a mysterious E pill off the club floor
This album sounds like 808s And Heartbreak if Kanye West was an old white guy
nah speeding bullet from kid kidi from a senior skrillex.
Maybe Thriller if it was recorded while/after Michael Jackson died.
I would object to that joke, but the album so repetitive and awful I'll join you, The only thing this needs is to be featured in the next crappy Sonic game and complete a common autistic dream. Might as well since they have roughly the same creativity and cohesion in the final product. So awful even die hard fans find some of them irredeemable.
LOL
gavinhayes12312 you're telling me Kanye ISNT an autistic white guy?
This album is actually incredible, a non stop barrage of the worst sonic choices made in rapid succession
🤣
I agree, this album really is the equivalent of the Sonic Chronicles OST
Homie: this mixtape is gonna get us out the hood!
The mixtape in question:
*WHEEEEEZE*
Homie: this mixtape is gonna get us out the hood!
The mixtape in question: now I’m with Spongebob
HAHAHAHA
@@natthechristian6271 Racing down the autobarn
They making it back into the hood
STORY TIME
this album honestly reminds me of when my dad was going through a midlife crisis and recorded songs as if he was going to be the next Jim Morrison. only difference is that my dad sucks at singing even more than the guy on this album. no joke, he couldn't sing to save his children's lives!
my dad performed ONCE at our local public hall, got a few compliments from a few of his friends and then spoke to me as if he was a professional record producer. he'd say 'i'm going to record some vocals, so i need complete silence' and then if i made the slightest bit of noise, he would shout at me from his studio. he also said things like 'listen to this, it's so pucker, it's another hit!' when he'd never had a hit song in his life. then there was that one time where he said 'there's no way i'm just going to let good songs i wrote sit on the shelf.' it was some of the most delusional, egotistical behaviour i have ever witnessed in a person EVER and it came from my own father! it was as if he was a white, unsuccessful Kanye West!! he even asked me to get my friends to buy his songs off of iTunes and he'd try to impress me by singing certain notes that he failed miserably at.
the thing is, my dad is an amazing multi-instrumentalist and is great at painting and stuff. but it just got to his head a bit, so he wanted to be good at singing too. but you can't be good at everything. i could see it meant a lot to him though, so being the decent daughter i am, i helped him with the music on some of his songs and then his music came out sounding better. his voice was still hideous though. he must hear a completely different sound to what the rest of us do. people have complimented him and said he's not as bad as other people they've heard before, because they didn't want to hurt his feelings. but i'm a very honest person and people in a situation like my dad's situation don't like people who tell it how it is. hell, if my mum told him she didn't really enjoy his singing, he'd just sulk and get moody at her.
thankfully, he's had enough of recording now. probably because he's accepted he's shit at it. but yeah that's a summary of when my own father used to be a classic case of 'i'm getting on a bit now and have received some compliments for trying to sing in front of an audience, so i must be something special and obviously am amazing.'
i love my dad really though. bless him. he's gonna teach me how to use his studio stuff too.
Thanks for sharing! It was a wholesome read
Lmaooooooo a white, unsuccessful Kanye west was amazing in so many levels
You’re a good kid Charlie Brown!!!
LOL this was a great story. Had me dying of laughter 😂
I was waiting for the melon hates black people plot twist
This album took 10 years to make... just let that sink in.
it's the "Boyhood" of the music industry
@@emilysipswater6104 Boyhood twelve years to make did you know it took twelve year to make nobody's ever done that before
That is how a Corey Feldman do.
Now stop thinking about it.
Why are you still thinking about it?
@@MosoKaiser True facts about a Corey Feldman.
Brendon Halverson I refuse to believe that for the sake of my sanity
this album feels like being uncomfortable under a heavy blanket in summer
It’s like daft punk and skrillex tried to reverse engineer trout mask replica
Bro this is it... This is it 😂😂😂
Lmaooo
Yes that’s EXACTLY it
I can't believe Trout Mask Replica is more enjoyable than this album.
That's the most accurate thing I've ever read in my life, Jesus Christ.
in 5 years I'm subscribed to this channel, this is the first time I've seen Anthony actually listen to music.
Gotta watch the bandcamp videos then!
Hari he used to do it in 2009/2010 but stopped because of copyright
He occasionally does it on the new(ish) It Came From Bandcamp segment.
yonkers review lol
thedudeperson the melon is a sellout
How does this album sound both overproduced and underproduced at the same time?
Cause its trying to be 100 but it's 0
Probably similar to how a $100 million movie can look like deep fried ass. Poor money management.
Too much going on, yet none of it is placed correctly or under any control
@@mehmed6529 yeah. This album is extremely ambitious, in the worst way possible
Lots of instruments, and most of them are too loud. That's how.
i think this video contains every facial expression anthony fantano is capable of making. I've seen every single one of his teeth now
Making good music: Hard
Making mediocre music: Easy
Making bad music: Incredibly hard
Not
More like making music so bad it’s impressive is actually very difficult and takes skill to do so.
More like making iconicaly bad music: incredibly hard
You need a really impressive level of delusion to make this and think it's good. Not alot of people that make bad music have this level of passion and craft to make this filthy stinky masterpiece
@@drillbit8280Some kind of skill i suppose
This is straight up creepy dude, thank god the internet is here to absorb the weirdness and convert it into humor, otherwise it’s just not right and disturbing
Is there anyone who enjoyed this album? Like, what did his family and friends tell him? What was his manager's feedback?
This album just raises way too many questions it stresses me out
Horus i have not heard a single song from this album yet, should i or should i not hear it?
Decek C Yes you should listen to it. Cory Album is a complete game changer and will make you question everything about life it self!
This album may be an experiment by the record labels to see just how many tasteless idiots will spend money on garbage music.
The really crazy thing is this: he lives in LA, which naturally attracts so many aspiring producers. So how the fuck did he end up with something this bad. Whoever made the beats simply doesn't know how to produce music. That's a fact.
There will be someone who enjoys this, or at least someone who claims that they do. There are so many different people on this planet that I would be shocked if there wasn't at least one person who claims to legitimately love this, even if it's just to seem like they're different
The best thing to come out of Corey Feldman's music career is this review.
dannydontgoin237 leave tommy Jarvis alone
This album probably got more album sales after this review tbh
41:21 Anthony's slow realization about Corey Feldman singing about his niece is so funny
☠️☠️☠️
He’s a concerned uncle
BOUT MY NIECE 😭🗣🗣
Rumours suggest that the US Department of Defense is developing a weaponised version this album for use on the Syrian front
Considering the US government actually started experimenting with Justin Bieber as a method of torture, I wouldn't be surprised.
Install a Friend that's cruel and unusual punishment
Folks at Guantanamo will be getting a new toy to 'play' with.
War is hell.
Install a Friend That is too inhuman, even for the psychopaths that inhabit the Department of Defense.
First track sounds like if Daft Punk had dementia.
HAHA that's too fucking accurate oh man
*aids ...it sounds like daft punk with aids
That would sound better
😂😂😂
HAIUIJDWIUJOLKD
You know one day some hipster in college will right his or hers mid term paper on how this album is secretly a masterpiece and is about the duality of God and Man.
thanks for the idea
This is like peak outsider music so it could actually make for an interesting topic of a research paper.
liz c. How’d it go?
Imma do that thank you for the idea
No...That will never happen....
every time anthony mimics corey’s singing he unironically sounds 10 times better
Its 2020 and I've finally cracked it. Some of the loops are from Garageband; that synth lead, some of the cheap instrumentals (etc.). *tosses cigarette at gravestone* But who cares. Case is done. People have moved on. Its time I did too. (Roll credits where all the names are just me) The End
Lmaoooo
Thats so funny
Can you even sue this shit for ripping you off?
GarageBand? Wow, literally anyone could make a song on that software and he still made something awful
This comment is written better than the best moments on this record...
Corey is so bad, Cal didn’t even try standing up for him in this review
My favorite part is how Fantano didn’t even use the green screen to show the album but rather pasted it sloppily as a diss to Feldman.
And didn’t bother editing the episode
It was also to show how badly cropped it was lmao
You’ve heard while my guitar gently weeps. Now hear a saxophone painfully die. 21:52
You just know that Corey Feldman plays his own CD when he's at home.
I'd put my next week's wages on that, lol.
It's on repeat in his living room.
Oh god, you gave me flashbacks to an old band i was in temporarily... I quit after our first studio session. 1 day, 1 song. Then the singer played it on loop all the way home. My other band at the time, punk band, did an album in a day. And it's not like tge music was any more complicated. I should've just done the drums in the 2 takes it took and gone home...
He actually does. Some woman got invited to an orgy at Corey’s house and noticed that he had his music playing in the background while they’re all fucking. lmao
Can I ask how on Earth do you know that lol
This album makes "Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven" look like "To Pimp a Butterfly"
This album makes Little T look like Joji.
Christian Velez tpab is trash
WastedBananas please tell me you're joking
Speedin bullet 2 heaven is better than to pimp a butterfly
nilbog44 dont like hip hop?
I guess Todd from Bojack Horseman finally finished his rock opera
hi
LOOOOOOOOOOL
...only it got insanely negative feedback
Lmfao
And that's why this planet suuuuuuucks
So sad we can’t stream this album anymore. Never take life for granted guys, you never know what you have till its gone 😢
Wym? I’m still able to stream it on Spotify.
31:07 "Sometimes words don't express the feelings we really mean, so I wrote these feelings for you."
...What?
Number Nine he tries so hard to be meaningful
Wait wtf that didn't even register with me
It's too deep, you don't get it
You have to have a certain level of intelligence to understand this
He was joking lol
this is track twelve
this is track twelve
*_there's 22 tracks_*
Alexander Tso i wanna like your comment but it has 666 likes so i’m gonna leave it
@@jhoust22 im about to ruin your whole career
Kat SpicErt yeah it’s already at 707 so i can like it lol
Straight from the album's website: "Angelic 2 The Core has truly been a labor of love for Corey. One of its many personal charms is that Corey recorded the album in his own home studio and played all of the instruments himself on some of the tracks showing that in addition to his skills as a singer/songwriter/producer, he is now adding multi-instrumentalist to his resume."
christ.
Could you get any more pretentious?
I almost dont believe that's true but I dont give enough of a fuck about Corey Feldman to actually look it up lol ill take your word for it. That's fucking hilarious that he actually thinks his instrumental skills are noteworthy haha if I was responsible for the instrumental portion of this album I wouldn't want ANYONE to know about it
you just KNOW he wrote that himself
He went on steve-o’s podcast not long ago and acted like it was one of the most successful, artistic albums to come out in decades
You're telling me it's not?
lol jesus christ
Its like if nickelback made a hip hop album after listening to the entire limp bizkit discography on meth but worse
Matthew Sullivan that sounds scary
AHAHAHAHAHA you're a god
Matthew Sullivan also, Batman plays jazz
Matthew Sullivan If Nickelback made a hip hop album after listening to the entire Limp Bizkit's discography on meth, it would still be better than this crap.
Nickel back is not even that bad
I dont think you understand melon, this album is clearly meant to be played backwards
angelic 2 the core 2: collectors edition, limited to 50 copies, and includes a handwritten note by corey himself saying “fuck you melon”
limited to 50 copies because Corey couldn’t crowdfund the album ... again
commerceserver is that legit true?
@@nikolademitri731 It better Fuckin' be, I swear to god
@@commerceserverservercommerce and each copy is $500 because Corey's late on rent again
the best way I can describe this album is that it sounds like fake music; music that plays in the background of a cartoon or other tv show but it's an entire album of just that
Why does that make sense
This is what aliens play on the radio as they drive around pretending to be humans
This comment doesn't make sense, often in cartoons is some fun music or orchestral music
@@Antenna_to_Heaven i think they mean it sounds like a parody you would hear in a cartoon. it reminds me of parody pop songs in shows like fairly odd parents.
@@Baloonboy105yt hahah true, sounds like parody 😂
my favorite corey feldman story is when i went to a signing with a director who had worked with corey, and a guy asked if he'd be able to do a reunion with the whole cast of a show he worked on. the director started listing people who would be down to be in a reunion, and when the other guy asked about feldman, the director said "oh of course corey would show up. no one's fucking hiring corey."
Except for the entire album, I think the album was pretty good
The album cover's horrible as well
@@chagrin6919 it's like a parody of 90s Memphis album cover
I hope that was sarcasm
@@dougxvale No I was serious
Yeah the album was kind of like in rainbows, except completely different
why does every track on this album sound like a parody track from South Park?
I guess Matt n Trey were too infatuated with Donald Trump to touch this.
I was just thinking that!! 😂😂
Ben Nielsen that's an insult to South Park. I actually own Chef Aid and some other album. They're actually decently written songs.
Chef Aid is super underrated. Not only are the songs really great, but it's amazing how many big names they actually got to be on it.
Carolyn S truth. But even the Movie Soundtrack and song in the show are great. In general, they've always had a great sense of writing and humour.
Friendly reminder that in the eyes of Ben Shapiro this constitutes as music but TPAB doesn't.
Wtf
@@thetrickisirarelyrespond5945 indeed
😂😂😂
Lol.
Ben Shapiro listens to the audiobook version of the thesaurus on repeat
28:57
2016 Fantano: “I’m being drained”
2022 Fantano: Gives Bladee an 8/10
2023 Fantano: Weary of being straight edge because men "substitute it for working out and toxic masculinity" lol his takes on things outside of music rival this album in cringe sometimes.
@@Rob_Cary what
@@Rob_CaryTf
This album is like if a cartoon sound effect got struck by lightning and became an entire album.
This comment is so fucking underrated, holy shit I died laughing after reading this
In this case it's the batman transition sound 😭
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA
i almost shit myself reading this
underrated comment
0:00 Introduction
6:39 Ascension Millenium
8:10 Lovin Lies
10:40 Angelic 2 the Core
11:42 Lickity Splickity
13:13 4Bidden Attraction
13:50 Crossed the Line
15:06 Bad People
16:36 Duh!
17:33 Everybody
18:48 Go 4 It!
21:09 Test 1
21:56 Seamless
24:47 Wanna Break Free
26:10 Negativity
28:10 Ya Got Me
28:56 Baby Blue Eyes
30:49 4 My Love
32:50 We Wanted Change
36:17 Take a Stand
38:52 Remember 222
40:37 Mercy
44:03 Working Class Hero
47:03 Final Thoughts
Video Game Drummer Productions 🙏🏽
lmao he played lickety splickety way early
*Thank you !!!* 💖
Thanks
4Biden Attraction
The only thing that holds back Corey Feldman is a lack of self-awareness. He could become one of the greatest meme artists in the music industry if he just embraced the insanity a little.
This whole album reminds me of when I was in 3rd grade and our music teacher made an assignment for everyone in the class to ‘write a song’ using the stock loops in Sony Acid. Somehow, I have a feeling that the worst songs in the class were still more coherent and listenable than this absolute travesty to human auditory perception.
Reviewing those assignment must be fun for him😂
That is because you didn't use all the loops at the same time (don't forget to crank the brass way up, though,. Compress it if you have to, as you can never really get enough horns, can you?) like you were supposed to, and have a couple of the special needs 1st graders ghost write the lyrics while they are eating a bowl of paint chips and licking the windows. (And, did I mention that the horns can always be turned up just a little louder? Oh, I did? OK, then.) Just GO4it!
It's time for my bi-annual viewing
Bi-annual? You need to step your game up. I watch this, SB2H, Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz, and XXX's 27 once a month.
バンジョベンジ try once a week, punk
gracie. Try once a day, punk
Subatomic Duck ¡Quark! You really have nothing better to do? Okay boomer
gracie. Ok Boomer
This album is way ahead of its time.
Next 808s and heartbreak
Mia Khalifa it deserves a Grammy
Scotty Byrd Actually that's incorrect because every year the Grammys seem to always give awards to albums that really dont deserve them
Mia Khalifa, Huh? 😕
Mia Khalifa
I DNT think SO..
Gotta have a voice at least
This sounds WAY worse than listening to horny cat's hauling
666 likes. Don't break this, fellas.
The day Snoop Dogg says the words "I don't care how much you pay me!" Is the day Danny Brown does gospel.
Desphinx you ain't lying snoop would get on a song with 808s and queefs if the check was right
He actually said that. ''I don't care how much you pay me. Give me 5 cents and I'll be on your album.''
Desphinx great profile pic
Funny meme but snoop dogg did a gospel album
Chia Man And Danny is creative enough to probably pull off a gospel album.
I'm here because now this is one of the only ways to hear this album.
RIP.
You need a certain level of intelligence to appreciate Corey Feldmans music
Mean Lean those j cole memes tho
tfw too intelligent to not get corey feldman
Retardation is technically a level of intelligence.
Trying to figure out what the plan was and what's actually going on is actually making my brain hurt.
yes...no more than a 2 digit IQ xD
You just know this is going to be called an avant-garde masterpiece eventually.
just like Trout Mask Replica
this review is an avant garde masterpiece
It’s post-music
That's postmodernism for you.
you cant make the argument that this isnt ground breakingly bad
not gonna lie, the hook on Ascension Millennium is pretty catchy in the shittiest, cheapest way possible.
S̶u̶b̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶--Don't tell anyone but I agree. Seriously though, please don't tell anyone I said that. I will be written out of my father's will and I will be kicked out of my religion.
I definitely haven't told anyone.
I actually felt the same way. That song got stuck in my head for all the wrong reasons.
there are like 3 or 4 hooks i like on this and up until now i’ve been ashamed in myself
@@Ididntaskforahandleyoutube LMAO.
"I will be written out of my father's will and kicked out of my religion."
Snoop being the exception, once you are featured on a Feldog album, you re clearly no longer relevant. Kills me that Fred was ever relevant to begin with, but once you get to Feldog... it's just beyond over. You are 6 feet under
Still sucks was a great album
Corey Feldman's "Angelic 2 The Core" is the musical equivalent of Tommy Wiseau's "The Room"
Except it's not so bad it's good, it's complete fucking garbage. But it does share the same amount of "it's like a train wreck, you can't look away" factor to it.
Oh hi Mark
The room is at least entertaining.
This is so bad, it's magical
Ayy he just mentioned that in his decade review
You know, people say a tortured childhood breeds great art. At last, we have a counter example.
Aw come on don’t bring down this party by being dark!
It’s terrible how funny this is
This is great art. In a different definition of great
@@twistedwizard9100 and if art is generally quite bad.
IDK this might be exhibit A
You didn’t like the album because Corey has legs and you’re jealous
He has four legs
chubbyurma cal took em
Well I stole his legs, so I would know.
Sometimes, when life is hard and brutal, I come back to this video so that Anthony can suffer with me, and it makes me feel a little better about my situation