While you’re suffering through the next few days with your family, just know you’re not alone and I am miserable with you, too. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of you living your lives in the Big City!
Andrew Laco If you’re going through hell, keep going, right? There needs to be some sort of Tim Dillon meet-up so we can all commiserate one another together. 😎
I love saying it too, just went it actually applies to the thing u said before "life in the big city", otherwise were just idiots saying nonsense ya know?
I'm totally alone this holiday season, well I thought I was until I heard this. I now have faith in baby Jesus, love, and human companionship. I'm filled with the jizz of your love and support 🙏
@Phil Ill lol I think he's referring to a inside joke from one of Tim Dillons friends (Sam Tripoli) podcast in which one of the guests( Jeffery Daughtry) says the virgin Mary was artificially inseminated by extraterrestrials, From that point on Sam referd to the incident as a "alien gangbang"😅
Emphasis on global clout (shout out to the "influencers"!) + de-emphasis on craft= extremely accessible shit set as the baseline for "good"; hell-of-a zeitgeist we have here
I'd be careful if your not from an elite family or Jewish, you could be collateral damage when some other faction of the illuminati decides to make the drill a live one like Vegas probably was. You'd be better of becoming a spook and gaslighting unstable people as a part of the gang stalking program.
Your Megan McCain is top notch. Enjoying the podcast from the very tail end of that Baby Boom. Anticipating things getting worse...despite your great podcast.
41:43 “Wildly Inappropriate” I’m now interested in knowing if it was your father’s mother-in-law or his mother. 10 bucks its his mother. Tim, you got it man. You will blow up. And I know because I sell real-estate in Denver.
We'll see how you feel when your dad's wine song is playing in the mall years from now and you get trapped behind an old lady argument about which floor Yankee Candle is on.
So many people complain about how they have to spend time with their family. No you don't. I haven't seen my family in going on 12 years now. None of em. Mom, dad, brothers, sisters, cousins, aunts, uncles. Best years of my life. And we live in the same town. You don't have to see anyone you don't want to.
Tim, I can't tell if you are joking or not about the holidays. Some of us don't like their parents or siblings but we still love them and feel guilty for ignoring them for 99% of the year. And lets face it Christmas is really about the kids man and if you don't have any yeah its kinda not as great a time. But I agree as an adult the holidays are pretty depressing over all. That's what the kids are for until they become teenagers then yeah its all downhill from there.
36:25 Holy shit. This is me. Tries to tell people about 9/11... no one cares... it becomes a meme, and yes I just became a teacher. Dear lord. Have mercy on me.
i like how he does crowd work even on his podcast
I actually just finally heard this one and it’s one of my all time favorite episodes even though it’s a year old.
Tim peaked on the porch, still love the content he puts out now but it's not the same.
While you’re suffering through the next few days with your family, just know you’re not alone and I am miserable with you, too. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of you living your lives in the Big City!
Thanks fren, I feel these feelz. Life is a team sport and the only way out is through. Listen to ME!
Andrew Laco If you’re going through hell, keep going, right? There needs to be some sort of Tim Dillon meet-up so we can all commiserate one another together. 😎
That's great. Real great. Great.
Oh my god that first part is golden. So much passionate hatred for lackluster Christmas parties
Tim loves his Jesus :)
Just stopped by to say - Tim, your podcast is hilarious. Don’t change a thing! Love, a Connecticut/Cali snowbird.
Well said! I too am in CT. Just recently discovered Tim and have been watching any Tim vid I can find on RUclips!
CT Crew! What up?
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I told my parents and cousins about him
This has to be one of my favorite eps of all time.
Tim Dillon brings balance to the force.
Joe Rogan is yoda tim is kylo ren
The great oracle of our time
"Its a misery and a horror, life's an unending merciless hell." - Tim Dillon
XD I fuckin' love it
Sal is a great dude; he's one of those guys you can tell is a good dude pretty quickly when you first hear him talk.
He seems really kind
I've been binge watching this podcast and i just seen this one n its the best one to show to new people so they get his comedy.
Damn you nailed it. My sister's name is felicity and she wears uggs boots and her husband is a satanist in the NSA. Lol. That's my xmas.
wtf? what a weird fucking mix lol
A
As a Satanist personally I would never date someone who wears Ugg boots
Can't get ahead...Life in the big city!
Jesus im only 30 minutes in and im laughing my ugg boots off. Merry christmas Tim!
This was peak Tim, so happy I was around
First 20 minutes are GOLD.
The point Sal makes at around 1:48:00 is so accurate about what goes on today.
I’m making my family listen to this podcast for Christmas.
LOVE YOU TIM!
Love this podcast, happy holidays from a random degenerate.
Life In The Big City.
Life in the big city.
I love it too!
I wish it was in video form for RUclips though.
Brian Jones 2020
I love saying it too, just went it actually applies to the thing u said before "life in the big city", otherwise were just idiots saying nonsense ya know?
@@imemberberry when,you,we're**
Life In The Big City.
Tim makes me checking out of life before it started sound like the only and perfect decision.
This saved Christmas. Thanks Tim.
"It's not Christmas. It's MEEEEE! IT'S MEEEEE!"
Tim you need to find a creative way to let the ugg boots know their cocaine & avocados come from the same drug cartel.
G G your mother?
@@ambassador8524 It's tu madre. lol
😂🤣😂🤣😂...I watched that vice special as well
I love this comedian
I'm totally alone this holiday season, well I thought I was until I heard this. I now have faith in baby Jesus, love, and human companionship. I'm filled with the jizz of your love and support 🙏
Jesus was Jewish and most likely a Mossad asset for the deep state Zionists, Merry Christmas.
You're the luckiest fucker here
I feel blessed
@@Eblis840 And aliens ran the train on his mom.
@Phil Ill lol I think he's referring to a inside joke from one of Tim Dillons friends (Sam Tripoli) podcast in which one of the guests( Jeffery Daughtry) says the virgin Mary was artificially inseminated by extraterrestrials,
From that point on Sam referd to the incident as a "alien gangbang"😅
Happy holidays to you and the twink
23:41 epic rant begins
Sal is a great guest. Would love to hear you guys make more content together! Great stuff as usual Tim, awesome conversation
I come back to this episode for the Happy Holidays song about the Boston Marathon Bombing
I needed this
Greatest intro so far
“Next time I do your podcast Tim” 200 episodes later sal has sadly never returned
the solo part is hands down one of the best episodes.
“It was a Christmas that shook me to the core” hahahahahahahahaha😭😭😭😭I don’t know why that hit me hard!
This is going to be better than sex I already know 🤣
@Oiled Up And Ready ! it's nice.. living in the woods is where it's at man.
Tim needs to write a book FOR SURE:
Remember when Jello came out and said to fat people, you shouldnt go near an oven, youre fat! I chuckled lol
34:31 I want Tim screaming in my ears until they bleed.
Life in the big city.
" Life is an unending, merciless hell." - Tim Dillon
...life in the big city
Emphasis on global clout (shout out to the "influencers"!) + de-emphasis on craft= extremely accessible shit set as the baseline for "good"; hell-of-a zeitgeist we have here
How much could I make as a full time crisis actor?
Double if you also know Hebrew
The Benefits suck
I'd be careful if your not from an elite family or Jewish, you could be collateral damage when some other faction of the illuminati decides to make the drill a live one like Vegas probably was. You'd be better of becoming a spook and gaslighting unstable people as a part of the gang stalking program.
In Ferguson, the J's didnt pay the actors there and it was a problem.
@@TonsMoreCowbellI'd be Marry but I'm Hebrew, I'm a jew, a lonely jew, on Christmas... is what popped into my head as I read ur com. Have a good 1
Sal at 46:04
@@No_Control bro I'm legit eating cheese cake rn
“Life is a MERCI-less and unending hell… Enjoy the holidays folks.”
Great episode, love it!
I smoked a pretty big bowl of weed and when Tim started talking about killing himself I started saying no Tim no don't do it life is worth living
😆
Damn son you must of been nuked cause this is a year old 😂😂
@@VincentAmbrosioSalad I'm a time traveler bro
🚀😤😁🥚👀
I already to want to die, but I would really wanna kill myself if my dad started singing about riding the train.
Hah
Your Megan McCain is top notch. Enjoying the podcast from the very tail end of that Baby Boom. Anticipating things getting worse...despite your great podcast.
Merry Christmas everybody.
laughing so hard, probably waking up some boomers next door
Man that advice in the last 10 minutes is great.
41:43 “Wildly Inappropriate” I’m now interested in knowing if it was your father’s mother-in-law or his mother. 10 bucks its his mother.
Tim, you got it man. You will blow up. And I know because I sell real-estate in Denver.
jesus christ im watching all these Tim videos catching up..... Tim is one if the most naturally funny people to ever exist
most underrated Tim Dillionaire podcast
We'll see how you feel when your dad's wine song is playing in the mall years from now and you get trapped behind an old lady argument about which floor Yankee Candle is on.
big hugs from toronto
Merry Christmas For Christ's Sake!
This is gonna be the first time I go to a Christmas I do NOT want to participate in.
Omg this episode is hilarious!!
cup of worms was my favorite dessert at fridays after soccer games in 2007
22:28 holy shit, I fucking started hyperventilating. Tim is one of the funniest dudes alive
Tim Dillon bringing covid into existence with this episode
He's invetible.
7 shows on New Years Eve.
Pleeeeeease make a 1950s style Christmas Carol Album with your dad!!!!
Mother ugg drinks nothing but vodka. Calories you know.
Vodka is also keto🥴🤢🤮
@@Eblis840 mother ugg has said exactly that last christmas...its been a year of vodka keto and still somehow she has gotten bigger and drunker.
19:09 Holy fuck. He rips the Tim Dillon voice so hard here.
"You're OUT" lmfao.
If there’s anyone spending Christmas alone this Holiday. Please let me know, I need to borrow your chairs.
That dude that sells the red wine should become a gangster rapper and he could just rap about legally selling wine all the time
Well thank god the name "Impractical Jokers" didn't make his friends back at the "Grab Ass" show question how serious he was about good comedy names
Also, got an ad to visit Israel. God is teaching us to laugh through it all.
HAPPY HOLLLIDAYS!
Tim is really giving solid advice so many people waste their goddamn attention and mental power on politics
So many people complain about how they have to spend time with their family. No you don't. I haven't seen my family in going on 12 years now. None of em. Mom, dad, brothers, sisters, cousins, aunts, uncles. Best years of my life. And we live in the same town. You don't have to see anyone you don't want to.
smart!
Happy holidaaaaays
Maybe Tim can talk Sal into coming out the closet
31:27 😆 That was funny, I'm over weight myself
love you Dillon.
Class act.
There is a worse dessert than dirt same concept but called Litter Box & inside of it u eat cat turds nice
Was the Peach Melba served in a swan carved from a block of ice as it's supposed to?
"lets not act, lets be us"
Oh SHIT Tim Dillon AND Sal Vulcano 😭😭😭😂😂😂
Dam very enlightening episode
Tim, I can't tell if you are joking or not about the holidays. Some of us don't like their parents or siblings but we still love them and feel guilty for ignoring them for 99% of the year. And lets face it Christmas is really about the kids man and if you don't have any yeah its kinda not as great a time. But I agree as an adult the holidays are pretty depressing over all. That's what the kids are for until they become teenagers then yeah its all downhill from there.
You will get ahead in your life it’s now 2020 November love your honesty tbh I can’t agree more :)
we really don’t shit on teachers enough 😂
I’m slowly growing into a fan of this show.
If you laugh it will go faster.
MERRY CHRISTMAS BOOMERS
Official Start 23:38
13:20 BOSTON MARATHON FBI
Guy Thirsty for Ben
God damn these old eps have a lot of ads
32:45 lmao not okay at all, just bring in the dirt
My wife's father made a turkey for christmas dinner...nough said...trash.
Girls just wanna have fun 🎵
I wanted to kill myself as the Christmas party unraveled. It was like peeling back the layers of Dante's inferno.
The perfect power couple
Sal is one of the best he’s hilarious on the show this is not happening
you are on my youtube. enjoy from toronto
Тимофей наш герой!
36:25 Holy shit. This is me. Tries to tell people about 9/11... no one cares... it becomes a meme, and yes I just became a teacher.
Dear lord. Have mercy on me.