Arrested for Disorderly Conduct? | JEFF DUNHAM
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- Опубликовано: 16 июн 2016
- For #FBF, we dug out the show opening video from Jeff's 2013 tour, "Disorderly Conduct", when the guys found themselves on the wrong side of the law!
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I just love Peanut. "Excuse me, can I borrow your handcuffs? I have a date with your mother." xDDD Classic.
if I ever get interrogated i'm using that line
Me too xD
Transitfan93 Productions I wanna say "u want the truth? U want the TRUTH?! U CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!"
Truth is too precious to be used unsparingly.
I was in the floor on that one!!! (Like#200!)
As much I look up to Walter like a hero, his reaction to seeing those pictures was priceless! Forgive me, Walter.
"Hold your camels, I'm broadcasting here!!" 😂😂😂😂
" Hey, Officer Butthead! Got your guuuun! Hahaha! (BANG) oah!" 3:21 XD aaaah..... peanut.
"When does the waterbording starts? I'm thirsty" :D :D :D
EgoCZ y
Dammit, that’s adorable!
Jeff: is true that you tried to kill someone?
Ahmed the dead terrorist: Seriously?
Jeff: Did you threaten to kill someone
Achmed: Seriously
Me: LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think deth thret's do apply to zombies
Loved Peanut's bits; "do you want a lawyer?"
"That would be yes if she has a nice ba-donk-ka-donk and bodacious ta-taaahs.
And can I borrow your handcuffs because I have a date tonight with your mother."
StarDragon77 ;
Best line's of them all!!! I was dying!!!
Fax
"I have your gun"
Jeff, my grandmother and I watched you during your earlier career, especially your first appearance on Johnny Carson's *Tonight Show*. She and I both knew that night you would be famous and get where you are now. She has passed on, but I am only happy to tell you some of my happiest memories are of her and I watching you with Walter, Peanut, and Jose, and she would have approved of Bubba J and Achmed as well. I share my love of your work with my friends and family, and I love your book as well.
Anyone else feel like jeffs act is what the muppets could have been if it was for adults.
If they ever make a sequel to The Happytime Murders they should have Peanut do a cameo
Yes..........I guess lol
Yes
Something like that
Fun fact they tried that
It gives me a weird feeling when Walter doesn't have his arms crossed.
*Achmed holds a bomb*
Peanut: How’d he smuggle that in here? 😲
Bubba J: It was in my pokey. 😏
Walter: 😨
5:23
Huh? Wait wait!! This show always starts with a bang!
We saw Jeff in Laughlin. He’s very funny and really brings the puppets to life. 😀 We’d see him again if we’re ever allowed to leave the house again
Heres my right profile....... and here my left profile....... and I am a racist...hahahhahahaha..... WAIT WHAT!? xD LOL
"And then he touched me right.... could you turn him over"
😂😂😂😂
I finally get it, he’s a puppet.
“Is it true that you threatened to kill someone?”
. . .
*”Seriously?”*
Archmed: When does the water boarding start, I'm thirsty. 😂😂😂
It is achmed
@@darklord9911 "That's A - C - phlegm - M - E - D" (Jeff DunHAM)
"This is Racist Profiling!
Here's my right profile, her's my left profile. and I'm a racist.
Wait what?"
josh house I was watching that part when I read your comment
josh house who the hell was you
I fawkin died at that part
@@maxalexander9287 Same. Bubba J is so stupid; he probably just meant that he's into racing.
Same😂
Achmed... "It's SILENCE! I KILL YOU!" I just can't help it! I love Achmed the best.
What was that number 4?
It’s “SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!” 🤣
"God, is that you?" 😂😂😂
Subject Delta yes
Subject Delta God sounds alot like Jeff.
Lmao
Hold your camels 😂
lol
I guess that means that Achmed doesn't have horses in his home country.
😂
Yes
lol 😊😊 love it tatas lol peanuts my fav
Jeff: Did you threaten to kill someone?
Achmed: Seriously?
Me: Ya, seriously? We all know he does it daily.
Jeff: is it true you threatened to kill someone
Achmed: seriously?
I went to this show for my 14th birthday. It was the best present my parents ever gave me!
Walter will always be my favorite, but I love them all. This was fun to watch!
When you look at that line-up at 3:30, there can be no argument that the inside of our dear Mr. Dunham's mind is seriously messed up. Viva Jeff-fa-fa!
1:45 , I'm dead 😂
yes
JAMCastillo1 me too 😂
JAMCastillo1 a
For Peanut, instead of the police it should have been animal control.
Antasma, The Bat King Wtf?
But do "woozles" count as being animals?
Woozle control
Been a fan for a few years and I can't stop laughing from that! You are amazing! Great job on the super funny skit!
Hold you camels I'm broadcasting here😂😂😂
when does the waterboarding start cause I'm thirsty :)
I died when I saw Peanut in the rollercoaster!!! Best editing ever!!! 😭😭
😍😍😍
When
Jeff Dunham is the funniest..what we need in this world. Thanks!
When does the waterboarding starts because I am thirsty.😂
Hilariously Hilarious..... Jeff Dunham is freakin Awesome
I remember seeing this at the live show, but I thought I remembered seeing more of Walter freaking out about the pictures and confessing to things that no one needed to know about.
2:53 me on every road trip
"When does the waterboarding start? Because I'm thirsty"
So wrong yet so so funny
The way Achmed screamed was too funny.
I want to see this in entirety-not just the start. Covid has me wanting to Binge watch Jeff and all the characters so I can laugh...
I'd like to see Jeff Dunham with Slappy
Jeff would be screwed with Slappy around.
+Josh Thomas probably would scare everyone
How did you guys hear about Slappy?
movie
duh
I found this channel getting ready to drive three hours home. I laughed all the way just listening to this stuff. It's hysterical.
Saw Jeff performing his newest show 'Perfectly Unbalanced' when he came to my area in May 2017. Didn't like the new baby character, but otherwise, I laughed so hard, I almost gave myself an asthma attack.
I seen him during his controlled chaos tour. I missed the last 2
"Hey Officer Butthead! Got your guuun!"
“I was on my front pourch smoking crack and shooting at foreign cars” haha I love walter
I think Jeff would be a great actor as a detective in movies or TV shows and the detective could have a hobby as a ventriloquist for his fellow police officers
You'll never find me hahahahaa!!! I just Lovvvvveeeeee Achmed !!
Random Thoughts So do I.
Me too lol 😂
“Can I borrow your handcuffs cause I have a date with your mother” “Hey cop I have your gun”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think swinging from the lamp was just stopping it all off. 😂😂😂
I have seen other ventriloquist's but I seriously think Jeff Dunham does the best work
I wonder what terrorists would think about achmed.
He's their biggest recruiter! (now that Bush Jr is no longer president)
Let it go already.
Lps DerpaDerp same
clearly not much 😂
They love Achmed. He's a big hit in Saudi Arabia.
This is my first Jeff dumham video I watched.
Finally. Achmed's creepy catchphrase is spoofed off comically for real. I thought it was never ever gonna happen for real. Took a good long while, but it's the end that counts the most.
darn dont you just love achmed lmao
Yes lol. I do
I just love peanut.
Good one! Thanks for not forgetting us here on RUclips.
My favourite is the skeleton guy
Dam thats funny, love thoses arguing puppets, they're halarios
I'm glad i came across this channel, Jeff does a really good job at doing these acts.
I haven't seen Jeff in years and I didn't think he would still be funny, I was pleasantly surprised :)
Jeff keep them boys in the box hehehe✌💙
Hey stantler waldorf silences I keell you
-WHAT ELSE IS IN THE BOX JEFF?-
Peanuts & the cigarette had me cracking up but all was funny. It’s amazing how Jeff does the voices & he’s not beside them 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
you want the truth! you want the truth! you cant handle the truth! lol
Again, i was bed with my wife, not having sex, thats not what these pictures say
Justin Naked
Justin Naked
*+Justin Baker* Must've been photoshoped.
Justin Baker I'm up io
Justin Baker but... Who took the pictures?
Hey, Officer Butthead! Gotcha Gun! HAHA!
😂 😂 😂
You should do a "Happy Days" skit with the Puppets
3:57 All 4 holds a paper that says, "Silence! I Kill You! I saw it at New York State Fair on August 27, 2013. :)
4:07 Peanut reads the phrase
4:20 Walter says the phrase in a board voice 4:25 Walter says it again
4:43 Bubba J couldn't read Achmed's catch phrase, because he's drunk. 5:04 "Be quiet, or you're dead!"
5:07 "Silence! I kill You!"
Jeff, you're my knight in shining armour. I needed a laugh & and you rode in.
I cracked tf up when his eye looked slowly to the right 😂😂😂
Bubba J: Be quiet or you're dead 🤣🤣🤣
...I miss the Jeff Dunham show.
thavidu78 I know me too :'(
Me too
Me too 😢😢😢
At least he’s still on Netflix and RUclips.
Wait what happend?
Now that is so funny. I can’t stop laughing 😂 thanks for making me laugh so much. Just what I needed ❤️
"Seriously?" Love Achmed XD
Jeff's show needs to be made into a Netflix animated series
0:24 insert FBI open up meme
Would love to see a movie made with these guys!!!
I loved peanut in this!
😂😂😂
Way to funny indeed! The world needs more Jeff Dunhams . . .
My favorite character is peanut
"Then he touched me riiiiggghhhttt... can you turn him over."
I love Ahmed he's one of my favorites 😍😍😍!!!!
2:19 hahahahaha
Watching your videos always puts me in a better mood I always need a good laugh after 16 hours of work👍🏼👍🏼UP
Seriously, this was the best thing i have seen in a long time... :D
Jeff Dunham is a gosh darn legend.
WOOHOO almost Ace Attorney
"Excuse me, later can I borrow your handcuffs? I have a date with your mother"
*I freaking love you*
hey officer butthead i got your gun. laughs i wouldnt mind going to a all girls prisons
the part where peanut was swinging from the lights is the best part 😂👍🏻
Achmed is so cool. Love the entire skid with the exception of Big Daddy D.
1:12 You Can Hear The Engine BUBBA J HAS HIS FOOT TO THE FLOOR
:D Achmed is the best! :D
He truly is hehe 😁
Peanut and Walter are my favorite!! Both hilarious asf
Walter always makes me laugh
3:03 - 3:20
can't stop laughing xD
That was hilarious! Thanks for posting it. I have ALS and today hasn't started out the best and you put a bright spot in my morning. Thanks. Someday I hope to come see a show in person. It's on my bucket list to see a show and get a peanut replica of my own!
Thanks a lot for laughing ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
From time to time I come back here to watch these stuff over and over again
Worst thing in the world Peanut gets a gun. We're screwed lol.
You deserve way more than one mill subs
Achmed: yes it is I Achmed and I’m broadcasting to you from a secret cave where you’ll never find me
Not a single noise
Not even achmed
*knock on the door*
Achmed: HOLD YOUR CAMELS IM BROADCASTING HERE
really love his show. watching all the way from Ghana
“How did he smuggle that in? It was in my Pokey.” xD