Stormtrooper Teaches Class

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

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  • @lordvader5041
    @lordvader5041 9 лет назад +624

    Oh yeah, I remember this soldier...

    • @lordvader5041
      @lordvader5041 9 лет назад +14

      Jeffrey Woods Hello, Jeffrey Woods.

    • @lordvader5041
      @lordvader5041 9 лет назад +14

      Jeffrey Woods Oh yes... So much blood... Glorious.

    • @lordvader5041
      @lordvader5041 9 лет назад +16

      Jeffrey Woods Not if you use the force to turn them inside-out. ;)

    • @lordvader5041
      @lordvader5041 9 лет назад +12

      Jeffrey Woods Yeah. They removed the blood when making the documentaries about me though.

    • @grantreed9790
      @grantreed9790 9 лет назад +8

      Lord Vader That answer is perfect.

  • @10kanojias
    @10kanojias 9 лет назад +284

    Now way I'd make fun of him. This was brilliant and I wish I had the balls to do this as part of my public speaking class

    • @Mel_the_Pirate
      @Mel_the_Pirate 8 лет назад +17

      I wish this happened at every college.

    • @crayonberry2123
      @crayonberry2123 4 года назад +5

      This is new but, just fucking do it. You won't be made fun of, you'd be respected for your bravery. And at this point, you only live once so why the fuck not. I'll go to the gas station in my cosplay and send it to you on whatever platform if you want. So, I say yolo and jump in!
      Sorry for the language have a nice day

    • @wulf1046
      @wulf1046 4 года назад

      Last Shadow honestly do it

  • @TheMightyDevilsaurusRex21
    @TheMightyDevilsaurusRex21 9 лет назад +233

    this is frickin awesome. i wish These students would take this guy seriously. I mean really he's trying to teach the history of him in the empire.

    • @ezekielmalone6068
      @ezekielmalone6068 9 лет назад +12

      +TheMightyDevilsaurus Rex2 I remember when one of these guys visited my school, I immediately dropped out of college and enlisted with the Empire.

    • @thegrox4343
      @thegrox4343 8 лет назад +2

      +Ezekiel Malone
      Which one? The Empire of Akatosh or the Galactic Empire?

    • @grimmisascorchmain9486
      @grimmisascorchmain9486 6 лет назад +1

      xXTyrant LizardKingXx ikr

  • @MaelRadec42
    @MaelRadec42 8 лет назад +164

    Oh man I wish I had one of these uniforms. The stormtrooper armor just instills fear.

    • @MaelRadec42
      @MaelRadec42 8 лет назад

      ***** I know, but I was talking about how I wanted armor. I already know that it instills fear.

    • @MaelRadec42
      @MaelRadec42 8 лет назад +1

      ***** The part where they can't hit anything was actually staged if you listen to the dialogue between the Admiral and Vader. They can hit stuff, very well, but they intentionally wanted to miss so that Luke could get away and they could chase the Falcon.

    • @Strykelife
      @Strykelife 8 лет назад +2

      +jon lindholm The E-11 blaster rifle may have been accurate but so were the Troopers who used them. In the opening scene of a New Hope they decimate the rebels on the Blockade Runner. Next remember how Kenobi commended their accuracy yet there were blaster points everywhere? Well when he commended them he pointed to the Sand Crawlers key systems. And afterwards said that it was made to look like a Tusken attack, hence the random blaster marks. On the Death Star not so much. That's because they were ordered not to kill them. If you recall a tracking device was put on the Falcon. It wouldn't do much good tracking them to the Rebel base if they were dead now would it? But okay, say that's all circumstantial and doesn't mean anything. Well how about the Battle of Hoth where they absolutely again, demolished the Rebels. Both inside Echo base and out. In Cloud City again they miss Luke but again they want him alive. Finally the Battle of Endor, Scout Troopers miss Leia when they've got her pinned because they want her as a prisoner. And why did they lose against the Ewoks? Well for one they don't know the forest as well as the Ewoks do. Secondly Ewok's are brown. Wanna know what else is brown? Dirt and tree's. Wanna know what color you won't find in abundance within a forest? White. And despite their accuracy their armor didn't really do a good job protecting them. And even after all that they still did a number on the Ewoks.

    • @MaelRadec42
      @MaelRadec42 8 лет назад

      HeadHunterX Damn right. They are a formidable foe. They aren't something you mess with.

    • @Strykelife
      @Strykelife 8 лет назад

      Mael Radec Hell yeah they are. People don't give them nearly enough credit.

  • @dawnofwar4302
    @dawnofwar4302 10 лет назад +36

    Pretty sure if a storm trooper was teaching class id never fall asleep in class again.

  • @Holystretch3rs
    @Holystretch3rs 11 лет назад +32

    The greatest teacher ever

  • @wasquea2710
    @wasquea2710 9 лет назад +391

    I don't like when people think stormtroopers are clonetoopers

    • @CabooseCore
      @CabooseCore 9 лет назад

      Shagy Walrus whats the differences

    • @wasquea2710
      @wasquea2710 9 лет назад +50

      storm troopers arnt clones

    • @CabooseCore
      @CabooseCore 9 лет назад +1

      ok

    • @Middlefingestudios1
      @Middlefingestudios1 9 лет назад +82

      Shagy Walrus well some of them are, but most of them are recruits

    • @DirektorSplennic
      @DirektorSplennic 9 лет назад +44

      Jeffrey Woods well, your right in a way. the were clones right when order 66 was issued, but around the time of a new hope, most of the clones were dead because of the accelerated growing process, but the only surviving clones were part of the 501st or vader's fist. when the first death star exploded it wiped out the remaining clones because they were all on the first death star. so from episode 5 - 6 the stormtroopers are all recruits.

  • @omarramirez1606
    @omarramirez1606 8 лет назад +84

    If only it was Gary from robot chicken Star Wars teaching.
    He would either be an awesome teacher or he'd probably start accidentally f**king up the classroom.

    • @jo-oy4vj
      @jo-oy4vj 8 лет назад +3

      maybe he would bring his doughter

    • @scrotemcgoiter2251
      @scrotemcgoiter2251 8 лет назад +1

      +Omar Ramirez Or even better Gary from Fallout 3. Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary

  • @Bent773
    @Bent773 10 лет назад +77

    Man if you were a nerd and you became a stormtrooper...you could blast the jocks before they even get into the wedgie-giving stance

    • @pants4337
      @pants4337 9 лет назад +8

      but you couldn't hit them XD

    • @fluffyfiend7580
      @fluffyfiend7580 4 года назад

      You know, you don't have to be a stormtrooper to blast a jock lol

  • @Boskov01
    @Boskov01 10 лет назад +142

    I've been in college for several years now and the Empire has never invaded my college. What do we have to do to get noticed? Run a Rebel Flag up the flagpole?

    • @Pivotguy419
      @Pivotguy419 10 лет назад +9

      i think so. worked for them

    • @hobbknacass1658
      @hobbknacass1658 10 лет назад +2

      Pivotguy419 No it just has to be a community collage xD

    • @davido.1233
      @davido.1233 10 лет назад

      dude that'd be awesome!

    • @HamboneVader
      @HamboneVader 10 лет назад +1

      That's funny! GO EWOKS!

    • @scottveronese262
      @scottveronese262 9 лет назад +1

      I know right! I'm only 11 but I'm a total star wars nerd. If u ran a rebel flag up the pole u will definitely get noticed. The troopers would probably try to kill the idiot who thought about that and miss every shot they take.

  • @creeperfacepasta3422
    @creeperfacepasta3422 8 лет назад +17

    he's like a a military recruiter

  • @Aikechi
    @Aikechi 8 лет назад +17

    when you need to need to teach a class at 9 but gotta Empire at 10

  • @jayzx1920
    @jayzx1920 10 лет назад +84

    i want to be a Storm Trooper somebody recruit me

    • @CPskipper21344
      @CPskipper21344 9 лет назад +7

      Btw you must have a 0.0% accuracy

    • @jayzx1920
      @jayzx1920 9 лет назад

      is that right?!?!?!?!?

    • @GungnirRed
      @GungnirRed 9 лет назад

      Legit Username Atleast training is simple

    • @jayzx1920
      @jayzx1920 9 лет назад

      lol

    • @rainbowdash8598
      @rainbowdash8598 9 лет назад +2

      You should receive your armor in 2-3 weeks.

  • @dougymoney379
    @dougymoney379 5 лет назад +5

    Can’t believe this is almost a decade old. This was when Star Wars was still a famous thing. Before the dark times. Before Disney.

  • @TheSkylanderCrew
    @TheSkylanderCrew 9 лет назад +12

    ... No comment except that is so hilarious and awesome!

    • @entjtype1250
      @entjtype1250 9 лет назад +2

      technically that is a comment

  • @LifeAsAPotato
    @LifeAsAPotato 9 лет назад +49

    The storm trooper's prob in the 501st, He has Jango fett DNA.

    • @LifeAsAPotato
      @LifeAsAPotato 9 лет назад

      oh, thks lol

    • @legodude3001
      @legodude3001 8 лет назад

      +Life As A Potato a clonetrooper not a stormtrooper

    • @cpmtn1995
      @cpmtn1995 8 лет назад

      +legodude3001 the 501 were clones and with the start of the empire they became storm troopers

    • @legodude3001
      @legodude3001 8 лет назад

      i mean yeah you said stormtroopers has jango's DNA i mean it was clonetroopers

    • @LifeAsAPotato
      @LifeAsAPotato 8 лет назад

      Vader commands a group of troops called the 501st. The storm troopers in the beginning of A New Hope, were the 501st. They all have jango fett DNA

  • @elfranko1217
    @elfranko1217 8 лет назад +15

    I want a Stormtrooper to be my school teacher!

  • @TheMrQuackles
    @TheMrQuackles 10 лет назад +70

    Empire > Rebels

  • @thewildhorse2558
    @thewildhorse2558 8 лет назад +9

    Stormtrooper as a teacer, it had been a bit strange, but also very cool.
    I had foud show it had been in my class.

  • @jerry6804
    @jerry6804 8 лет назад +16

    He's served the Empire for 28 years and is a Clone who took part in Order 66? Alright let's do some math real quick, most clones would go through 10 or so years of training and since they grow twice as fast as humans, that would make them around 20. So, then he serves 28 more years for the Empire, 28 x 2 = 56 + 20 = 76 which is the youngest age he could be. Maybe I'm just digging too deep into the video...

    • @crazysuricata2025
      @crazysuricata2025 3 года назад

      Well... They have him teaching kids instead of blasting rebels.

  • @jackclamstien6756
    @jackclamstien6756 10 лет назад +4

    Man, I want to join the 501st... I always loved stormtroopers. When I am a little older I am totally getting some stormtrooper armor, and joining up.

  • @IIAffiiliiatiionII
    @IIAffiiliiatiionII 8 лет назад +10

    It would've been funny if he said alright well I'm going to go see if McDonalds is hiring and then he walks out the room

  • @glazedshades4692
    @glazedshades4692 8 лет назад +9

    how is this not viral?

  • @assassinferretproject5121
    @assassinferretproject5121 8 лет назад +4

    I'm in the wrong class. I'm here for Shadow Stormtrooper class.

  • @MultiPureskill
    @MultiPureskill 8 лет назад +18

    Imagine like me being there, and he would be like :
    Storm Trooper : What is your name?
    Me : You don't need to know *swings fingers*
    Storm Trooper : Ok.. em Doesn't matter i dont need to know.

    • @MultiPureskill
      @MultiPureskill 8 лет назад

      I would love to go there with Kylo Ren stuff on me, :D Im planing on making whole Kylo Ren Set.

    • @MultiPureskill
      @MultiPureskill 8 лет назад

      Dont have money. ; - ; ._. ( :D )

    • @theprimereason3288
      @theprimereason3288 8 лет назад

      LOL

    • @ilittlemonster22
      @ilittlemonster22 8 лет назад +1

      +MultiPureskill Stormtrooper is one word pls respect

    • @theprimereason3288
      @theprimereason3288 8 лет назад

      +Stormtrooper is one word pls respect besides the guy in the video is a Sandtrooper not a Stormtrooper

  • @theprimereason3288
    @theprimereason3288 8 лет назад +19

    if only that would happen at my school LOL

    • @bennypotatoe1511
      @bennypotatoe1511 8 лет назад

      +S.B.B.9. Gaming We all wish this happened at our school

    • @theprimereason3288
      @theprimereason3288 8 лет назад

      Benny Potatoe hey ive seen a potato like you but he was a jerk you seem much nicer

  • @justinghost1976
    @justinghost1976 10 лет назад +16

    WHOO COULD DIDLIKE THIS??

  • @kamacazi8
    @kamacazi8 9 лет назад +8

    ughh wish it was focused more on the projecter too

  • @TX3017
    @TX3017 15 лет назад +2

    I love when students start laughing when troopers walk in. But when they realize the detail and hard work we put into our "jobs," they appreciate us a little more :) Awesome work brother.
    - TX3017

  • @RKidd-ex3rh
    @RKidd-ex3rh 10 лет назад +14

    It would have been nice to see the screen

  • @blyat_horse156
    @blyat_horse156 8 лет назад +14

    Wish I was a stormtrooper. Would be the only one to hit straight.

  • @guadalupeesparza439
    @guadalupeesparza439 8 лет назад +9

    i wish this happen in my school

  • @JuansTheName
    @JuansTheName 4 года назад +2

    Those blasters on the table would never be allowed in school today

  • @madeyoureadmyname3027
    @madeyoureadmyname3027 3 года назад

    20 years of Service and they don’t even clap, their loyalty has been miss guided in the rebellion

  • @runninbunchie27
    @runninbunchie27 12 лет назад +3

    It would have been hilarious if he had reacted to the Death Star like:
    "What do you mean they blew it up!? Who's they? What the hell is an aluminum falcon!?"

  • @michaeliezzi9458
    @michaeliezzi9458 8 лет назад +11

    this is why teachers are evil there retired empire stormtroopers lol

  • @weebairsoft3493
    @weebairsoft3493 8 лет назад

    gotta give the guy props for having the balls to do this

  • @Bulldog1653
    @Bulldog1653 9 лет назад +1

    Very cool video. I love the idea of doing something like this at a high school. I think that would be a lot of fun.

  • @polinavader486
    @polinavader486 3 года назад

    Thanks, youtube recommendations. This guy is awesome

  • @KatyKatetheLeeKaylee
    @KatyKatetheLeeKaylee 6 лет назад +1

    There's a class at my college that actually goes over and deeper into Star Wars with its analysis.

  • @SonOfVietKid91
    @SonOfVietKid91 12 лет назад +1

    Preciate it man. Nice to know there are still SW fans out there.
    :D

  • @jessicakelsey5297
    @jessicakelsey5297 3 года назад

    1st time seeing this. This is awesome. Love it.

  • @attackofthenerds1005
    @attackofthenerds1005 9 лет назад +8

    Why can't my teachers do that -_-

  • @LunaTycho
    @LunaTycho 7 лет назад +1

    I wish he went to my high school. My life would have been radically different.

  • @BrickProductions99
    @BrickProductions99 7 лет назад

    he has done a excellent lecture!

  • @Generic-ODST
    @Generic-ODST 8 лет назад +14

    *raises hand* what do you think about rebels?

    • @Someertyu
      @Someertyu 7 лет назад +2

      Halo Fan22 SCUMBAGS

  • @FAVORITEC1
    @FAVORITEC1 8 лет назад +1

    I would love to have this teacher

  • @sgt.canuck783
    @sgt.canuck783 4 года назад +1

    Ah, a Space Force Recruiter. Coming to a local campus or secondary school near you!

  • @VadersBlade
    @VadersBlade  12 лет назад +3

    @SonOfVietKid91 DC-15s are used by the Clones. E-11s for Stormtroopers.

  • @Krypt6128
    @Krypt6128 3 года назад +1

    I wish I found this 12 years ago cause this if hilarious

  • @sgtwok
    @sgtwok 11 лет назад +1

    well.. now I will never see my teacher the same again.

  • @mastomi
    @mastomi 8 лет назад +2

    He's sandtrooper!

  • @JediPUNK85
    @JediPUNK85 10 лет назад +14

    actually hes a Sand Trooper.... but this is cool.

    • @YouKnowItsVain
      @YouKnowItsVain 9 лет назад +18

      Sand trooper is just a sub class of the storm trooper

    • @olivia16000
      @olivia16000 6 лет назад +1

      Inferno Squad 85. No the thing on his shoulder is to display his rank. U just usually see it on sand troopers

  • @Ducttapestuff
    @Ducttapestuff 12 лет назад +1

    Should walk around the campus with a sign that says "Enlist in the Empire today."

  • @qrowz1366
    @qrowz1366 10 лет назад +1

    That is a teacher who loves Star Wars x3

  • @SamuraiPie8111
    @SamuraiPie8111 10 лет назад +15

    was this a project?

  • @vihurah9554
    @vihurah9554 9 лет назад +1

    Reminds me of when my us history teacher came In in his civil war re enactment uniform and drilled us like cadets ( maneuvers and all in the middle of summer)

  • @mandocalrissian6454
    @mandocalrissian6454 4 года назад

    Ah, yes. The good ol' days when legends was canon...you will be missed

  • @TheSpartan00307
    @TheSpartan00307 12 лет назад +1

    Lesson of the day: How to find the droids you're looking for.

  • @sthefanybatista2101
    @sthefanybatista2101 5 лет назад

    Best teacher ever

  • @GodlessThanatos
    @GodlessThanatos 11 лет назад

    coolest teacher ever

  • @ReaperOfficialYT
    @ReaperOfficialYT 4 года назад +2

    I wish I had him as my history teacher in high school 😥😆

  • @NateMcL
    @NateMcL 12 лет назад

    28 years of service? That's dead in clone years! :)
    Seriously, this is really awesome. Wish I had teachers like this.

  • @gavinthestarwarsmaster10
    @gavinthestarwarsmaster10 9 лет назад

    I'm thinking, "what am I watching?" But 5 seconds later I'm laughing out loud. :)

  • @iHumerousDragon
    @iHumerousDragon 6 лет назад +1

    today in history we will be learning about the old republic.

  • @meghanhughes7713
    @meghanhughes7713 11 лет назад

    i would be giggling nonstop if a stormtrooper was teaching my classes.

  • @sussybaka7089
    @sussybaka7089 3 года назад

    StormTrooper: Alright Ill Be Teaching You How To Invade Earth

  • @xaro84111
    @xaro84111 9 лет назад

    I go to Moraine currently and if a storm trooper walked into class I would cry

  • @Roadman1000
    @Roadman1000 11 лет назад +1

    Oh, I got Darth Revan and Darth Malak, we dual wielded lightsabers. When I graduated I got Double Bladed Lightsabers.

  • @slayo710
    @slayo710 6 лет назад

    Give this man a beer

  • @exactinmidget92
    @exactinmidget92 11 лет назад +1

    dam rebels, you took my benefits.

  • @wintersnowflake1001
    @wintersnowflake1001 12 лет назад

    teaching a class, like a boss

  • @KakarotKu
    @KakarotKu 4 года назад

    The best teacher

  • @Toasty_Time
    @Toasty_Time 6 лет назад +1

    I wish I had a teacher like that. Imagine that. ;)

  • @Christopher52488
    @Christopher52488 9 лет назад +1

    i remember back in 7th grade my science teacher/ Football coach dressed like darth vader was funny as hell

  • @TheRevenWorld
    @TheRevenWorld 12 лет назад +1

    true genius i know what im doing for show and tell this year

  • @venomairsoft830
    @venomairsoft830 6 лет назад

    I was waiting for the part where he addresses one of the guys as a wookie.

  • @choirfandomcookingrantsand496
    @choirfandomcookingrantsand496 11 лет назад +1

    Me: oh why me - stormtrooper : sit down-me; sir yes sir - vader enters the class - me banging my head on desk - me:why me - vader:you come with me- me: force so help me

  • @aSliceOfChoccyMilk
    @aSliceOfChoccyMilk 8 лет назад

    Dark side has cookies, Light side has cake...but...but the cake is always a lie

  • @millaelizondo927
    @millaelizondo927 8 лет назад

    wow Stormtrooper really cool 👏👏❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @SpartanBames
    @SpartanBames 3 года назад

    The RUclips algorithm works in mysterious ways

  • @antoniobanda9700
    @antoniobanda9700 6 лет назад

    only my teachers back then were funny like this

  • @Tryinglittleleg
    @Tryinglittleleg 9 лет назад +3

    This is awesome where did they get the suit? Also may the force be with you and the force is awakening

    • @loser123258
      @loser123258 9 лет назад +1

      It is a person from the 501st cosplay faction who have to create their own authentic stormtrooper/clone trooper outfits

  • @SF-uj8vv
    @SF-uj8vv 10 лет назад +1

    Darn rebels! I wanted to be a trooper and have those perks.

  • @redpanda748
    @redpanda748 11 лет назад

    if they don't listen he's going to call in order 66

  • @Thebukkaking
    @Thebukkaking 11 лет назад

    What a man.

  • @PurpleMako
    @PurpleMako 7 лет назад

    Gosh I wish I had a Stormtrooper recruit _my_ class...

  • @ShorePlain
    @ShorePlain 12 лет назад +1

    I agree, they're two completely different movies.

  • @DomenicoSmith
    @DomenicoSmith 12 лет назад

    err sir i think that those were the droids you were looking for

  • @legodude3001
    @legodude3001 8 лет назад

    don't forget to miss your class

  • @EnigmaticBroffalo
    @EnigmaticBroffalo 13 лет назад

    @wessnyder117 Actually since the Mandalorians were pretty much decimated by the Republic during the Mandalorian wars, most Mandalorians are mercenaries just fighting for credits. Not alot of them are actually left, Jango Fett is a mandalorian as well so all clone troopers are cloned from a mandalorian.

  • @machanicalgu
    @machanicalgu 8 лет назад

    Oh crap, I would love to be in this club

  • @Thelivinggun1
    @Thelivinggun1 10 лет назад +1

    WHY CAN'T THIS BE OUR SCHOOL D:

  • @jordanchuong3006
    @jordanchuong3006 8 лет назад +9

    Hey. Is that Gary from robot chicken?

  • @XxFIawLESSxX
    @XxFIawLESSxX 13 лет назад

    I am a proud Moraine valley student now.

  • @GeneralSturnn
    @GeneralSturnn 11 лет назад

    Sith Grade was Hell, I had drills, I had to learn how to shoot inaccurately, and always had to put this armor on that "was guaranteed to kill your infantrymen or your money back" logo on my back... lol.

  • @meganrickards7902
    @meganrickards7902 9 лет назад +1

    Question, where the hell was this class? I would have died to have this. It looks so AWESOME. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @bafto6
    @bafto6 13 лет назад

    i wish i had a teacher like that i would actully want to go to school.

  • @SasukeUchiha758
    @SasukeUchiha758 12 лет назад

    he is teaching them how to destroy the rebels!

  • @jaws12341000
    @jaws12341000 10 лет назад

    you've met with a terrible fate haven't you