The Worst Paradox Game - Yellow Prussia

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @airforce9872
    @airforce9872 6 лет назад +3064

    2018 ISP: No More Hoi4
    2019 ISP: No More Vic2
    2020 ISP: No More City Skylines?

  • @masterskyrunner
    @masterskyrunner 5 лет назад +1233

    Back when Vic2 first came out, for some reason my parents thought I was watching off the wall conspiracy videos on my steam tab. So my dad comes in while I'm playing, and demands to see my headphones. He puts them on, he looks at me and says "its just hammers? Why are you listening to hammers?"
    He goes into my mom and I heard him say, "Its worse, he's just listening to the sound of hammers banging."
    Oh victoria 2...

    • @joelbachmann10
      @joelbachmann10 4 года назад +92

      Man from 2020 considering to buy the game, have they fix the problems stated in ISP's vid?

    • @mr.pizzamozzarella
      @mr.pizzamozzarella 4 года назад +213

      @@joelbachmann10 this was the funniest joke I've heard this year, thank you.

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 4 года назад +25

      Joel Bachmann Get DLC or Mods

    • @VijoPlays
      @VijoPlays 4 года назад +135

      @@joelbachmann10 Vic2 was made before they introduced the proper DLC model, which means the Vic2 DLC are proper expansions... the downside is that they never patched the base game.
      And they never will.

    • @joelbachmann10
      @joelbachmann10 4 года назад +2

      @@mr.pizzamozzarella lol

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 6 лет назад +2085

    ISP: This is the final Vic 2 video
    Also ISP: 50k likes I'll play Liechtenstein

    • @davejosh9588
      @davejosh9588 6 лет назад +53

      he didn't say that he would do it in victoria 2 tho, he can play liechtenstein in millennium dawn

    • @australiaisntreal2727
      @australiaisntreal2727 6 лет назад +27

      ISP:I’ll play coolmathgames at Christmas
      Also ISP: Doesn’t play
      :(((

    • @maxpieper2290
      @maxpieper2290 6 лет назад +2

      Here we come bois!!! 14k and counting

    • @Henrytorybot
      @Henrytorybot 3 года назад +2

      2 years later and 32k, cmon start sharing the vid!!

    • @auline8531
      @auline8531 3 года назад

      @@davejosh9588 That's worse

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 6 лет назад +1491

    We’ve hit the peak of intros

    • @subhuman2433
      @subhuman2433 6 лет назад +13

      Doesn't that mean it'll only be downhill from here on out?

    • @gaychampagnesocialist7213
      @gaychampagnesocialist7213 6 лет назад +76

      @@subhuman2433 That's implying we've gone uphill to begin with.

    • @khankhomrad8855
      @khankhomrad8855 6 лет назад +13

      The peak of intros will be when someone (wink) compiles every single Ironside Intro

  • @evaristegalois6282
    @evaristegalois6282 6 лет назад +2582

    The final Victoria 2 video? I’m literally shaking rn

    • @matt5327
      @matt5327 6 лет назад +8

      Same

    • @hoisoiboi6535
      @hoisoiboi6535 6 лет назад +7

      All I heard is Autistic Mussolini crying.

    • @jewelrule
      @jewelrule 6 лет назад +1

      😭😭😭😭😢😢😢

    • @MrTubularGlucose
      @MrTubularGlucose 6 лет назад

      and he didn't even do Apocalypse 1836

    • @RockstarEddie-rk1rm
      @RockstarEddie-rk1rm 5 лет назад +1

      Who said final? We need to get this to 50k likes! #ISPLichtenstein

  • @blank2.0
    @blank2.0 6 лет назад +2314

    this is so sad can we hit 50 french people

    • @ausar-vids
      @ausar-vids 6 лет назад +155

      This is so sad can we invade 50 French provinces

    • @feragosmyxixarashtra7948
      @feragosmyxixarashtra7948 6 лет назад +58

      *proceeds to slap French Belgia- no wait Belgium doesn't exist... proceeds to slap French people but then they start to wave their personal white flags until they have enough of the Slapping and start to invade Russia without any reason.

    • @supermanuella92
      @supermanuella92 6 лет назад +20

      I surrender

    • @thebananarepublic7255
      @thebananarepublic7255 6 лет назад

      Yes

    • @BreadForYou
      @BreadForYou 6 лет назад +24

      This is so sad can we see the kids please Karen it's been 4 years

  • @CallingSkoot
    @CallingSkoot 6 лет назад +282

    7:03 "All I can hear is hammers!"
    **Stares intensly at Ironside intro**

  • @johnorr8573
    @johnorr8573 6 лет назад +1168

    I genuinely will miss the vic 2 videos.

    • @destrolliex7287
      @destrolliex7287 6 лет назад +7

      Why is it the last video?

    • @cyberavenger8668
      @cyberavenger8668 6 лет назад +9

      Yeah watching these helped me and was fun but he has done everything

    • @gabe6158
      @gabe6158 6 лет назад +66

      He hasn’t even done Afghanistan yet

    • @Flopsos
      @Flopsos 6 лет назад +1

      Gabe 6158 yes

    • @gravynavy516
      @gravynavy516 6 лет назад +1

      Same

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 6 лет назад +1289

    What’s Yellow Prussia? I only know _Red Russia_

    • @henriquepacheco7473
      @henriquepacheco7473 6 лет назад +81

      White Russia is 73% more holy.

    • @nobody-pr7fg
      @nobody-pr7fg 6 лет назад +4

      Nice, but what is considered computer?

    • @kingced741
      @kingced741 6 лет назад +7

      *Soviet union anthem plays*

    • @Miguel-he8wp
      @Miguel-he8wp 6 лет назад +1

      You comment on every vid
      And it’s cool

    • @KiroKnife
      @KiroKnife 6 лет назад +1

      Karl smallwood?

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 6 лет назад +250

    The best Coolmathgame: Bear on a Scooter

  • @michaelkaminski1166
    @michaelkaminski1166 6 лет назад +24

    I remember, on my second day playing Victoria II, I formed Germany as Austria. Wiping that Yellow Prussia off the map was the best experience I’ve ever had in the game to this day.

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna 6 лет назад +358

    _In soviet russia, games play you_

    • @jinxtro4995
      @jinxtro4995 4 года назад +2

      Taikamuna n o

    • @Iberian_XAVO
      @Iberian_XAVO 4 года назад +4

      Unne funne

    • @Iberian_XAVO
      @Iberian_XAVO 4 года назад +2

      Dedont leghugh

    • @mar0z
      @mar0z 4 года назад +1

      blyat!

    • @wallachia4797
      @wallachia4797 4 года назад +7

      This joke has been driven into the ground it is so unfunny at this point.

  • @notasmith8163
    @notasmith8163 6 лет назад +57

    Yellow Prussia in a Paradox Game is like Pink America, a heresy that should be expunged.

    • @bianchlima7855
      @bianchlima7855 4 года назад +5

      Pink América?

    • @Nothing-1w3
      @Nothing-1w3 4 года назад +9

      WHAT THE FUCK IS PINK AMERICA???!!
      I AM SCARED!!

    • @Leo-ok3uj
      @Leo-ok3uj 2 года назад +5

      The hell is a pink America?!?!?

  • @FrederickvonKroner
    @FrederickvonKroner 6 лет назад +355

    Yellow Prussia? What Chinese Warlord mod for HoI4 is this?

  • @rct3LP
    @rct3LP 6 лет назад +57

    8:58 Moving army’s on a map that in reality don’t exists: sounds like Hitler irl 1945

  • @liliumdx
    @liliumdx 6 лет назад +37

    6:58 ISP slowly going insane after hearing the Ironside intro so often

  • @elliotgengler3185
    @elliotgengler3185 6 лет назад +47

    8:57 g h o s t d i v i s i o n

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 6 лет назад +228

    RIP Victoria 2. First HOI4 and now Victoria 2. Both had good runs. I guess all good things must come to an end. F in the chat

  • @lot2973
    @lot2973 6 лет назад +88

    The worst ISP game: not coolmathgames

  • @jfpacheco1998
    @jfpacheco1998 4 года назад +6

    There was a guy at the victoria 2 subreddit that posted a screenshot of his game without the DLC (yellow Prussia was the giveaway) and some guy was so disgusted by it that he offered to pay for the DLC's

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 6 лет назад +124

    Base game Vic 2 Banat when?

  • @jaggelion4301
    @jaggelion4301 10 месяцев назад +1

    When I first bought Vic 2, I got it without the DLC. I loaded up the game, saw yellow Prussia, and immediately hit alt f4 and got the DLC

  • @TheOfficialACS
    @TheOfficialACS 4 года назад +6

    I keep coming back to this video because the pie chart bit makes me laugh too much

  • @ludgy7278
    @ludgy7278 5 лет назад +7

    6:57 ironside intro haunting isp

  • @ArstotzkaEmpire
    @ArstotzkaEmpire 5 лет назад +7

    iSorrow: *This is the last Victoria 2 game.*
    Also iSorrow: *Releases a Victoria 2 video every week*

  • @AverageSchizo1
    @AverageSchizo1 Год назад +1

    Coming back to this video 4 years later. It’s nice to see that Victoria 3 is caring on Vicky 2’s legacy

  • @thomasgray4188
    @thomasgray4188 6 лет назад +3

    those pie charts work about as well as my brain does while seeing yellow Prussia.

  • @bladeelover
    @bladeelover 6 лет назад +12

    I just realized how many things I can do easily with the dlc

    • @Frodudus
      @Frodudus 3 года назад

      And this is why we have Thanksgiving

  • @Sturdy_Penguin
    @Sturdy_Penguin 6 лет назад +5

    Paradox: Where patches are DLCs

  • @sharkestry1119
    @sharkestry1119 6 лет назад +31

    victoria II artillery only do it or riot

    • @azh698
      @azh698 3 года назад +1

      Base vic2 is the one game where this actually works.

  • @castsmith6783
    @castsmith6783 6 лет назад +27

    before: no hoi4 video
    now: no vic 2 video
    future: no video

  • @anti-spiral159
    @anti-spiral159 3 года назад +1

    2:52 I actually do that. Yes, I live in eternal suffer, but it's a suffering I have to pay for having a good and stable country.

  • @toast8256
    @toast8256 6 лет назад +3

    iSorrow: “50k likes to play Lichtenstein.”
    Everyone else: “THEM BE FIGHTING WORDS”

  • @HansLemurson
    @HansLemurson 6 лет назад +2

    Victoria 2 at release was actually "remarkably bug-free" for paradox games of its era.

  • @Holsp
    @Holsp 6 лет назад +8

    Me in my mind : I will make a game like Victoria II heart of darkness
    Actually makes a game like Victoria II with broken pie charts

  • @BiggsBababooey
    @BiggsBababooey 6 лет назад +3

    I do hope Vic2 isnt gone for good, just on a hiatus so it doesn't get stale. I really enjoyed these videos and I hope you will play again in the future

  • @zajet9227
    @zajet9227 6 лет назад +27

    Vic 3 confirmed?
    Edit: I play vic 2 with no dlc because I’m too poor to buy them :/

  • @jakebw524
    @jakebw524 3 года назад +1

    I learned so many features about Victoria II from this, this was, ironically, a tutorial video for me

  • @thomphson2026
    @thomphson2026 6 лет назад +66

    ISP I think you are forgetting a country, AFGHANISTAN

    • @1k-RebelProductions
      @1k-RebelProductions 6 лет назад +4

      Afgahnistan is pretty nice. I have easily managed it to get a Greatpower befor 1859.

    • @1k-RebelProductions
      @1k-RebelProductions 6 лет назад +5

      And i colonized somalia. that was. strange..

    • @orestpaja2531
      @orestpaja2531 6 лет назад +2

      He hasn't played as Albania

  • @npotato8348
    @npotato8348 6 лет назад +77

    coolmath games father please i beg you

  • @communistpowerranger9629
    @communistpowerranger9629 5 лет назад +5

    I feel like i have to say this. Up until recently I didn't own any vic2 DLC and had well over 500 hours.

  • @idaboi8378
    @idaboi8378 3 года назад +1

    here's a sneak peak at vic 3

  • @pervenchemusic
    @pervenchemusic 6 лет назад +63

    Where Ironside Pitch Boi gone? 😭

  • @tempest4118
    @tempest4118 6 лет назад +1

    This was literally my experience playing Victoria 2 bought from a bargain bin at OfficeMax.

  • @Cpt.Hodges
    @Cpt.Hodges 6 лет назад +6

    6:38 haven’t you ever been hungry while making a pie chart and just cut a section off to eat

  • @musicalhistory4392
    @musicalhistory4392 6 лет назад +2

    I just bought the game and just played the no dlc game and didn't know what I was doing, thanks for the heads up on the complexity of the game and my lack of familiarity to it.

  • @gnotter7676
    @gnotter7676 6 лет назад +7

    mfw it's just a few weeks ago when I bought base game Victoria II.

    • @theiguanodon7460
      @theiguanodon7460 6 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @gabrielm.942
      @gabrielm.942 6 лет назад +1

      Gnotter really? It’s only a few years ago since I last touched it.

    • @gnotter7676
      @gnotter7676 6 лет назад +1

      @@gabrielm.942 Yes I did, it was on sale and I liked ISP's video's about it.

    • @Syrup__Maple
      @Syrup__Maple 7 месяцев назад

      Same, got gifted base game by a friend

  • @AnnieGaming
    @AnnieGaming 6 лет назад +1

    When Prussia turns yellower than spongebob

  • @TheRealPuppycat
    @TheRealPuppycat 6 лет назад +8

    Takes me back to eu3

  • @Lomberz
    @Lomberz 6 лет назад +2

    Don't cry because it ended. Smile because it happened

  • @excanadianpheasant
    @excanadianpheasant 6 лет назад +4

    I have this version. I haven’t bought DLC yet. I’ve seen Italy form once. Out of so many games

  • @vincent5436
    @vincent5436 6 лет назад

    *_omg no isp would never stop playing victoria 2 electric boogaloo im litteraly crying and shaking rn_*

  • @degenerate3288
    @degenerate3288 6 лет назад +3

    Once I got a Windows laptop I was gonna try and get this game
    Now I know to save up more for DLC and make sure to install mods
    Thank you

  • @KiroKnife
    @KiroKnife 6 лет назад

    Isp, the railroad sound is just Vic 2 getting back at you for all your ironside intros

  • @rayian536
    @rayian536 6 лет назад +4

    Last time I was this late we still had hope for Vic3

    • @axelzetina7269
      @axelzetina7269 3 года назад

      bow your dream come true :')

    • @rayian536
      @rayian536 3 года назад

      @@axelzetina7269 YESSS ITT DIDDDD. it just took 2 years lol

  • @Priyo866
    @Priyo866 5 лет назад

    2:48 You mean, we CAN manage focuses from pop window?!?!
    Oh heavens, why did I only learn this today when I've been playing since release!

  • @mithatbilgi8199
    @mithatbilgi8199 6 лет назад +13

    KRAKOW INTO PLC NO OTHER END I WILL NEVER GIVE UP STOP RIGHT THERE

  • @laynaTheLobster
    @laynaTheLobster 5 лет назад +1

    Ok, so this is like the 4th time I watched this video in like the last month, so I'm guessing this is gonna be an iSorrow classic.

  • @arealcunt1218
    @arealcunt1218 6 лет назад +23

    #funnyvideo, what are you talking about isorrow

  • @1urie1
    @1urie1 5 лет назад +1

    27k likes left to Lichtenstein

  • @shanesheffield6346
    @shanesheffield6346 6 лет назад +16

    Why you didn't play canada in victoria 2

    • @nicholaswilkowski632
      @nicholaswilkowski632 6 лет назад +1

      Why would you (said in the most overly sarcastic way

    • @shanesheffield6346
      @shanesheffield6346 6 лет назад +1

      @@nicholaswilkowski632 cause canada is not that strong also it would be a good video and he played Australia so why not canada

    • @nicholaswilkowski632
      @nicholaswilkowski632 6 лет назад

      @@shanesheffield6346 I was just saying it that way to try to pretend to be smug. Nah Canada is a good play in Vicky 2.

    • @shanesheffield6346
      @shanesheffield6346 6 лет назад

      @@nicholaswilkowski632 I lf he ever comes back to vicky 2 I hope he plays canada that would be a good video

    • @baronbirdman
      @baronbirdman 6 лет назад +1

      He played canada a long time ago

  • @ThatGuy-a48
    @ThatGuy-a48 6 лет назад +1

    His old Victoria 2 videos got me into Victoria 2 ( like his sardina video) gonna miss these

  • @pervenchemusic
    @pervenchemusic 6 лет назад +4

    Perfectly Balanced as all things should be

  • @apples8754
    @apples8754 6 лет назад +1

    No joke my RUclips crashed when you opened base game victoria 2

  • @triersero2763
    @triersero2763 2 года назад +3

    Still better than vic3 with no dlc

  • @rileyknapp5318
    @rileyknapp5318 6 лет назад +1

    5:48 Oh ya. Without any mods, and if you prioritize the hell out of it, you can do it in ~10 years. If you're on a MP server, and have a friend in on it who's playing Austria, it could probably be done in as little as 4 or five years, which is totally fair and balanced.
    Although, to be fair, you can do that in HPM, it's just that in HPM it cost you *40* infamy, which means you have to actually use your how-giant army.

  • @bbwstrangler1443
    @bbwstrangler1443 6 лет назад +17

    Play the Cold War mod

  • @thansvans3924
    @thansvans3924 6 лет назад +1

    You heard of yellow Russia now get ready for yellow Prussia

  • @simonh5962
    @simonh5962 6 лет назад +5

    Where is the Afghanistan game ???????????
    Like so he has to do it

  • @garmicus9898
    @garmicus9898 5 лет назад

    2/24/2019: the last Victoria 2 video
    John Cena in September 2019: “ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT”

  • @pervenchemusic
    @pervenchemusic 6 лет назад +4

    Legacy? Like the Thousand year reich?

  • @bokunogentoo4420
    @bokunogentoo4420 6 лет назад +2

    I remember one of my favorite things about the base game was how Britain always took Tibet and Sinkiang and made Asia's borders look terrible. It somewhat happened here, but not as badly as it usually did for me

    • @how_to_be_a_Old_legionary44
      @how_to_be_a_Old_legionary44 2 года назад

      i played the vannila vic with 100 hour. and me to alwas britain take tibet and sinkang. XDDDD

  • @EgielPBR
    @EgielPBR 2 года назад +3

    And some people really think vic3 is a downgrade smh

  • @mceachr2531
    @mceachr2531 6 лет назад

    ISP all the videos have been great thank you for making me laugh so much!

  • @trolley01
    @trolley01 2 года назад +8

    I think some of the people complaining about vicky 3 need to see this shit

  • @PhoenixFires
    @PhoenixFires 5 лет назад

    I have the DLC but because my laptop is so horrible I never bothered to macromanage or take time to notice there are ways to set national focus from the population menu, re-open factories en masse, rally troops, hunt rebels, etc.

  • @Athnersia
    @Athnersia 6 лет назад +3

    George W. Bush

  • @juaninamillion5864
    @juaninamillion5864 5 лет назад +1

    Vic 2 honestly has one of the best timelines, such a shame that it's so vanilla. If you lose at a game of Vic 2 then I honestly do not know how you get through life.

  • @SaltyCanadian
    @SaltyCanadian 6 лет назад +7

    First

  • @intuendaecivilization9365
    @intuendaecivilization9365 6 лет назад

    ISP: Stops playing Victoria 2
    Victoria 2: "I don't feel so good."

  • @welseyferris9713
    @welseyferris9713 6 лет назад +1

    just learned rally points exist, had always wondered why they didnt

  • @HonestShell
    @HonestShell 6 лет назад +1

    I'm just crying
    I've been playing this vic2 when i was a young schoolboy

  • @travisjohnson6703
    @travisjohnson6703 6 лет назад

    Ironside built all those railways, that's why the computer insisted on turning up the volume for the hammers. Duh

  • @marioanothlp
    @marioanothlp 5 лет назад

    Them railroads finished yet? Can you hear it? THE IRONSIDE CALLING YOU??? CAN YOU HEAR THE HAMMERS?!!

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 6 лет назад +1

    Don't eat Yellow Snow, eat Yellow Prussia

  • @moonwatcher2862
    @moonwatcher2862 6 лет назад

    The last time I was this early Germany was still ruled by the glorious Kaiser.

  • @suborbitalprocess
    @suborbitalprocess 6 лет назад +1

    7:00 The German Empire invents The Pinball Machine!

  • @youdontknowme5980
    @youdontknowme5980 5 лет назад +2

    Isorrowproductions : The game nobody likes
    Isorrowproductions: do another 6 videos

  • @martindaus645
    @martindaus645 6 лет назад +1

    I think that your Victoria vidéo and Men of war one are the best

  • @-Faris-
    @-Faris- 6 лет назад +2

    There’s one thing worse than a yellow Prussia...
    It’s neon purple USA!
    ...don’t ask me how I knew...

  • @CComrade
    @CComrade 6 лет назад

    This can't be the last Vicky 2 video
    You still need to find an infamy mod, and just paint the entire map your color

  • @fawkewe
    @fawkewe 5 лет назад

    Fastest speeds on earth
    3.sound
    2.Light
    1.Victoria 2 at max speed

  • @johnparks3447
    @johnparks3447 6 лет назад +2

    HELL YEAH! YELLOW PRUSSIA!!
    Seriously though, please don't stop playing Vicky 2!

  • @void_wyrm
    @void_wyrm 6 лет назад +1

    Ahhh the famous color, the prussian *YELLOw*

  • @PSIgmr
    @PSIgmr 4 года назад

    This is how I play Victoria 2

  • @xavierz6687
    @xavierz6687 6 лет назад +2

    Can we have more prison architect gulags please but with more starving and winter deaths

  • @geennaam555
    @geennaam555 6 лет назад +1

    You forgot to mention the best of the series: OPIUM WAR!!!!

  • @fahlinoz7259
    @fahlinoz7259 5 лет назад +1

    making the intro surely takes up at LEAST half the time of the making of the video

  • @nickschulz3367
    @nickschulz3367 4 года назад +1

    I would love to use hpm but apparently the workshop doesn't believe Vic 2 exists.

  • @SpaceCommunist-ts6st
    @SpaceCommunist-ts6st 6 лет назад

    This version of the game is clearly why I can't lead Bukkhara to world domination