Yeah pretty sure that you will be sold to slavery (to pay off all the Greek dept) and sent out of California to be replaced by Greeks the game didn't just say 200℅ assimilation just like that
@@kenetickups6146 how can the roman empire be a roman empire wanabe? also only edgy teens and brain dead morons unironically use the term 'reactionaries'
@@matthiuskoenig3378 Reqctionary is a term, facts don't care about your feelings bud and the byzantines were a pathetic shadow of the Romans, even more infested with corruption and christianity
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that ISP is not just a memelord and comedian, but a damn good player. This is no easy feat by any stretch and he consistently performs playing daily
Hey iSorrow. I was diagnosed with Coeliac’s disease around 8 months ago and I’ve been in quite intensive care as I can’t digest much. Especially as a Brit myself I really appreciate what you do. Just wanted to say that you’ve made hospital a bit more bareable :)
Do Stellaris Mega campaign. King Fabiano "The Sword of Jesus" of Castille demands it. After all the filthy Xeno Scum known as the DjKeemstarian Empire needs some religious cleansing.
FINALLY SOMETHING FOR ME TO WATCH I like got muted on a discord since I yelled at someone for being an asshole to me by making fun of cancer(my grampy has brain cancer and is dieing) and since that happened well I have nothing else to distract me so thank you
I was clapping and laughing every time when I sae that ironside intro since that roller coaster world game (forgot its name) and you finally memed it. Major respect.
Finally, I have somebody else to clap with me in the Ironside intro. But seriously, I do clap every time I see the Ironside intro. It made watching the year review Planet Coaster segment difficult.
Just a FYI, Trending works based on what percentage of viewers are not subscribed to the channel. The higher the percentage of people watching the video that are not subscribed, the higher chance of being on trending.
You know.... that mountain your army fought the British on at 6:30.... Yeah, I climbed it last summer. Now i'm wondering why your armies just didn't fight in the plains around it.... Paradox, why is that a mountain province?
Hit the like button so we can get Victoria 2 battle royale.
first reply
As a cursed banana calling me a gravy baby is a much welcomed change from my cursed exitance.
Hit the like button so we can get Syria battle royale
How did they release Albania? I don't have the game, can you see if Kosovo and Metohija is their by the game standards?
no.
That intro was absolutely brilliant. I'm leaving a like right now!
I left a like so hard
It played twice
I prefer mount & blade battle royale
@@fireshockgamer6734 Liked your comment. Trips!
Good yoke my dude.
Irony.
When the best mount and blade youtuber doesn't get recognized
I can confirm that by 1836 we hadn't invented the wheel. But we had defenately borrowed some from Germany
Actually we borrowed money from Great Britain and we finished paying that debt a few years ago
So that's was debt gone. 299 more to go
Oh God the literacy is 0%
we also got wome from !taly i think they call it a tank? idk it look to me like a armored horse
Im just imagining a bunch of confused teenagers seing an old map game be number 1 on trending.
I'm teen and I'll play vicky 2 so do a couple of my friends
Same
better: 9 year olds
isp army of 9 year olds rise up
A large part of paradox's audience is teens. Somehow I just don't think ISP is all that popular with people 30 and up.
"10% of Albania died"
Serbia wants to know your location!
As a Serb... correct! Make it 100%!
42 uno reverse card haha
You got an achievement called "Serbia's best friend"
1000 likes for this now
Brub, im half albanian half greek
When ISP clapped I clapped too
*meme review*
Not to mention I was on the toilet
Michael Frankenstein also when he said like I unconsciously did so also
If you didn't clap, you are not gonna be...
POWERED BY IRONSIDE
i punched myself in the face
“A great power from poems and art“, you mean like... Greece?
Greek guy: - sees a nice flower
Vic 2: PRESTIGE!
But it is nice...
>Byzantine Empire
>Iberia flag
Yes
Indeed, Franz Joseph of Austria.
Roman Empire*.
PixelPixeliado P.P Imperium Romanum ;)
TurtleGodOfAzqueadreansareaneasan But it sounds better in Latin xD
Not 4chan, roleplayer account
1:09 Vicoria 2 ... Battle Royal?
Jon Tron: *_I do not like where this is going_*
As a citizen of California, I gladly welcome our new Byzantine overlords...
Now that's a California i would wanna live in. Who needs American California or Mexican California when you can just have Roman California?
Roman Californa sounds like something out of a fever dream.
Yeah pretty sure that you will be sold to slavery (to pay off all the Greek dept) and sent out of California to be replaced by Greeks the game didn't just say 200℅ assimilation just like that
@@salmansingh66 assimilation means converting the people to the nations culture not replaceing them.
@@matthiuskoenig3378 yea but a 200% assimilation kinda does seem hella sus like Japan to Korea that'd be rough but better than the Turks right
"You know what? I think we can build one of those"
This is my dad looking at expensive things and thinking he can make his own
To be fair, a lot of early military tech usually works like that. Take the German tanks in WWI
6/10 disappointed that he didnt attack Italy and reunify the Roman Empire
Normie
@@Perririri byzantium is only worshipped by edgy teen reactionaries
it was a shithole Roman Empire wanabe
@@kenetickups6146 how can the roman empire be a roman empire wanabe?
also only edgy teens and brain dead morons unironically use the term 'reactionaries'
@@matthiuskoenig3378 Reqctionary is a term, facts don't care about your feelings bud
and the byzantines were a pathetic shadow of the Romans, even more infested with corruption and christianity
@@kenetickups6146 Rome was Christian longer than it was Pagan. You know that right
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that ISP is not just a memelord and comedian, but a damn good player. This is no easy feat by any stretch and he consistently performs playing daily
Name ideas for your fans: "Sorrows"
"Producers"
"N-words"
To be used interchangeably, that is all.
why not ISorrowProductioneers
@@gordonf5553 Makes more sense to me than that.
What about Iautists? It fits us perfectly.
ISPies
Cause it sounds a bit like aspies
I'm stuck between ISPies and N-words.
"How the hell did they release Albania? I own Albain-"
>Kosovo
Ooooh boy, Paradox' in for it
Aight, crusading time.
Albania only has cores on Kosovo in HPM and not unmodded, so not really Paradox
Broke: Istanbul
Woke: Constantinople
Mega Woke:Tsargrad
Awoken: Cařihrad
Not asleep: Byzantium
ASCENDED: M I K L A G Å R D
Miklagard
4:45 pretty much ancient Athens
*_v i c 2 b y z_*
vic2byz
So I'm not the only one.....
Innit
bic2vyz
zyv2cib
What if Byzantium won WW1?
Premium Butter Rome would have a renewed projected power towards Europe again?
Byzenreich
10/10 timeline
@@-h-eyyb0ssuwu370 Byzenregnum
What if Byzantium won the third Opium War?
Fake News what if they won the fourth opium war?
What if they won the *EIGHT OPIUM WAR*
Fake News that’s Fake News
What if Byzantium won the Great Emu War
What if Byzantium won the Persian Gulf War?
You bastard, you did it. You taught me Victoria 2… and I bought a History Boy Hoodie! The hypnotic suggestion must be working.
Roses are red
ISP is gay
Cool math games at 400k
Roses are red
You are totally right
After that video, ISP will in hospital fight
Roses are red
ISP will be fine
Besides, he did artillery only last time
Red are roses
ISP is suffering
But don't worry
Coolmathgames still happening
olibearws no no no
Normie
3:11 basically every war in AoC2.
*clapping intensifies*
My people clap for me all the time. Have no idea why, it’s not like I’m gonna kill them if they don’t
I did not clap nor do I intend to.
👏 MEME 👏 REVIEW
*Nervously Claps*
Doesn’t clap
When LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga strikes back.
now this is epic-Ben shapiro 2018
Hey iSorrow. I was diagnosed with Coeliac’s disease around 8 months ago and I’ve been in quite intensive care as I can’t digest much. Especially as a Brit myself I really appreciate what you do. Just wanted to say that you’ve made hospital a bit more bareable :)
Aircraft carrier: sails past.
"Yeah, I reckon we could build one of those"
At 400k play March of the eagles
I did not see this game on coolmathgames.com
Don’t worry, I’m calling them and will get it on there right away!
oh god
Artillery only
Byzantium: *exists*
Western Europe: You talking mad shit for someone in crusading distance.
4:33
In Real Life this actually happened. U.K. realised Albania while Serbian and Greece owned Albania...
I don't think the UK supported that. It was more of Austria-Hungary threatening war to Serbia if they didn't back off from Albania.
Came back, good ol "Vicky 3 should come out cause it would be fun" days
*AUSTRIAN ENGINEERING IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD*
ZA WARUDO!
Justin Y. Go away
If lie was a crime, you would be a crimelord
You meant *Southern Germany* ?
Can you publish a list of every RUclipsr you watch?
So, Byzantium has the Iberian flag, weird flex but ok
Oregon’s independent (and huge), and Byzantium’s back, this is heaven
8:37 America: I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!
*Turkish screaming in the background*
as a Turk can agree
Hah! Get rekt! Actually i have nothing against modern day turks.
"People's republic of america"
*shudders*
*Plays USSR Hymn*
Ain't I right?
Everyone who isn't a republican is a socialist, didn't you know
@Azoth Ace AOC isn't even Socialist. Lol
So, universal healthcare.
Only 90s kids will remember Byzantium.
dont u mean only 1400s kids :D
I just did the math, and it would take approximately 2 decades for me to solely make this video reach 2 million views
You know what you must do
Isp got TRIGGERED when he saw albanian kosovo
Why didnt Serbia get that зошто Србија не го доби Косово??
Isp is serb confirmed!
>implying Kosovo and Albania are two separate things
>Implying Albania has any relevance when it comes to deciding what happens to the balkan nations
i mean all balkan nations are irrelevant to the world so eh
9:11
Where d'you live?
Desert
MARCH OF THE EAGLES WORLD CONQUEST
Who needs baskets of fruits when you have D E B T and p O E T r Y
>Byzantium
cursed
He is forming a formidable Empire. From Poetry and BASKETS FULL OF FRUIT
*sees intro*
me: WELL DONE OL CHAP GREAT INTRO MUST GIVE A BIG WHOPPIN LIKE.
8:20 man I wouldn't expect the byzantines to be that affected by french cultural unity
0:06 general Kenobi!!!
9:32 Texas seems to be... different
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 YOU DONT SAY🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
“FFFOOOOOOLLL! Greek colonization is the best in the world!”
1:11
Battle royale
Zooms in on the Balkans
Seems about right
Next Time: Play as the bank of africa yourself
I really want you to suffer
Just kidding...
... if you buy Trotzki glasses
Oh that´s absolutely brilliant! And you know what more is also brilliant? Our sponsor! With Brilliant....
Now you just need to make the Free Alaskan Empire
A couple videos ago we had "China, the land of eternal suffering" and now we have Byzantium, the land of eternal dept.
This video made me laugh so hard. Hilarious! MORE BYZANTIUM!!!!!
I love the Planet Coaster reference there.
You can actually make Byzantium in vic2 Heart of darkness without mods.
But this is HPM
You can do it in unmodded HOD.
0:05 General Kenobi!
0/10 not enough debt
you may cease
I for one await the return of the great Sam Patterson
ree
Trending just mean staff picks.
The RUclips gods favor you.
Coolmathgames in 8 days. Please don't let us down daddy.
Gotta love how paradox has a way to play as Byzantium in every game
This was a mod
@@EETDUK frick
That's how Byzantine works
6:45
The same person that has clean the Albanian mountains from Italians... (They are still on it...)
Do Stellaris Mega campaign. King Fabiano "The Sword of Jesus" of Castille demands it.
After all the filthy Xeno Scum known as the DjKeemstarian Empire needs some religious cleansing.
I don't think he likes Stellaris.
Jumpscare Myers as the Imperium of Man!
Wow I enjoyed this family friendly video that perfectly fits the Trending page
comment in support of Victoria battle royale
zixer34 royale*
sori fo mai bed inglish
@@datboi-cu8jw english*
Therapist: Square Texas doesn't exist it cant hurt you
Square Texas: 9:36
You could always call us Trotskyites. Or elite, highly mobile, death cyclists.
Finishing off your mega campaign with Sterallis sounds like a great idea
FINALLY SOMETHING FOR ME TO WATCH
I like got muted on a discord since I yelled at someone for being an asshole to me by making fun of cancer(my grampy has brain cancer and is dieing) and since that happened well I have nothing else to distract me so thank you
Don't give edgelords any attention and try to avoid reacting to them, some of them will grow out of it and if they don't hey it is their lives.
I was clapping and laughing every time when I sae that ironside intro since that roller coaster world game (forgot its name) and you finally memed it. Major respect.
3:21
This is so realistic...(This happened in real life as well)
2nd Balkan war in a nutshell
“Gravy babies” blushes*
Lets get this to trending boyys!!
Finally, I have somebody else to clap with me in the Ironside intro.
But seriously, I do clap every time I see the Ironside intro.
It made watching the year review Planet Coaster segment difficult.
Spam comments so this rises the algorithm will think this is good
(Spams comments with fury)
4:49 *That's How Italy And Greece Works!*
Just a FYI,
Trending works based on what percentage of viewers are not subscribed to the channel. The higher the percentage of people watching the video that are not subscribed, the higher chance of being on trending.
The AI is just making the Make America Again mod possible for Hoi4
"I'm leaving a like right now"
SNEAK 100
You know.... that mountain your army fought the British on at 6:30.... Yeah, I climbed it last summer. Now i'm wondering why your armies just didn't fight in the plains around it....
Paradox, why is that a mountain province?
Commenting to get this on trending
That byzantine mod would be cool if it was completed
Come to Brazil in Vic 2
Name suggestion: Gravy babies
Make Victoria 2 Great Again
*WITH FRUITS*
Ive watched a bunch of your vids but this one is the one that got my sub.
I live in Banat omg
omg same
xd
*Banat* the serbian or romanian bit
F
What did you do to the German bit?
You are iSorrowproductions, so you should call us
"my Product"
8:59
Sweden's the war leader.
What did you do to the Ottomans?
ISorrow executive producers. Thats us. We are importent people.
So who liked the video before even watching because of the intro
0:06 General Kenobi!!!
Suicide at 400K?
cool it Stalin
but yea if u do it plz livestream
Very exciting content. Enjoyed watching it with my son.
*Please clap*
I'm just commenting so this video gets on trending