I used to teach in a women's prison. it was in the days of Big Brother. My students were watching it very assiduously. I was fascinated by the idea of prisoners watching these inmates who had chosen to be locked up.
Wait.. He has a lazy eye?! I thought he was just *THAT* disinterested in everyone he was looking at that he was staring at the wall behind them/the camera!
@@chaoticneutral6288me and my daughters still laugh every time we remember that video. Even my little granddaughter was walking around singing Tree Wizard.
Again, H U G E effing fan!!!!! I LOVE your comedy!!!! Moved to London from the US when I was 9.5 and spent 11+ yrs before coming back. I cannot say enough about how brilliant you are! Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely hilarious. Loved the Samsung bit especially. I am convinced that a lot of I phone only types wouldn't be so loyal to it if they became aware of how phenomenal the battery life, and cameras, are on Samsung's main flagship phones, so Romesh isn't wrong on his analysis 😂
If it wasn't because they probably are smart than must in the UK, the Japanese and Koreans might be excused for feeling confused by the way the Brits and the Commonwealth chose to define "Asian". India, Sri Lanka etc. should be more specific and say "South-Central-Asian"
I just watched Professor Tim Wilson talking about how he "infiltrated" UKIP because a) he was "concerned about the downfall of Western Civilization," and b) because he "had heard that UKIP was racist but didn't believe it." Romesh's experience is so refreshing.
@@burtcocain1986 Yeah, I like Tim as well, despite his inexplicable attachment to the fookin' Tories. He is obviously a very smart and decent man. I was really, actually shocked when he talked about joining UKIP because he was concerned about "preserving British values and traditions." How in the world could such an intelligent man not know exactly what Nigel Farage is? I will try to find that clip for you. It's a recent one. And since Tim does appear to read most of these comments, he might even decide to clarify what madness took hold of him...although I wouldn't count on it, as it is--or at least should be--the most embarrassing/shameful thing that a thinking, feeling person could possibly do.
@@hermitpermit2553 Which? To buy into Douglas Murray's racist, extreme far-right bullsht ("saving Western Civilization" from the invading swarms of inferior mud-bloods), or pretending not to know exactly what UKIP was from the very beginning?
That's how the foreigners get you, they disarm you with comedy and the next thing you know your family line is ending because your kids are marrying jungle bait
How is the google profiting from one-liner sock puppets making comments? Plus more offensive ads! Maybe depoliticizing America's legal system would help? So: "A nonpartisan Justice may compel two recusals by junior partisan Justices." How about that idea?
I am a fan, and i don't care about this really, but I heard the "if you are on the fence about" joke a couple weeks ago from a an american comic, just about being jewish rather than about being south asian. It is a good joke.
Wow! This was so on point! Thank u for taking comedy to such worthy topics and from this great empathetic place , especially the part about older folks. U ARe one of the good ones!
I could not have a more diametrically opposed experience with iPhone and Android users. iPhone users will literally not talk to an android user just because the text bubble is a different color. It's insanity.
I don't even know what you are talking about. I have an android phone and I don't think I know anybody with an iphone. I didn't know there was any difference to sms bubbles, apart from sender and reply.
This is real comedy , sending up things from the past , it's having a dig at the British old stuff , but it's funny and not taken personal , .we can give as good as we get . COMEDY STAND UP FOR COMEDY .
The Android vs IPhone discussion is silly. Because it is an every brand vs apple discussion. More apt is samsung vs apple vs huawei vs motorola vs ... etc
I think part of the joke is that the argument is usually made in the other direction, that Apple fan boys are mocked for being snobs. Mocking Samsung users in a similar tone is unexpected, and therefore funny. Of course any brand loyalty taken to an extreme is worthy of ridicule. It's silly to define yourself by what phone you choose to buy.
@@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 Oh no! We might have to throw down! (Makhachev-style) No, no, no! But politely, agree to disagree. Romesh is my absolute favorite! I saw his show in NYC in January and met him. He was unreal! But I get it. We all have our faves! No fighting needed! 😉 #romeshranganathan
It's funny, but having to remember that people see you as a 'representative' of some minority demographic you happen to be part, is actually quite stressful. When someone is trying to treat you like a mug or unfairly, you can't be seen to be annoyed if feeling angry because you will come off worse and whatever demographic you represent looks bad and it perpetuates the negative views of the group.
the beginning is sooo accurate 😂😂 as a black woman I feel like I have to be on my best behavior every time I meet a whitey cause I need to represent my people
Is it really so hard for you to just behave in a civilized manner though? Notice how people of our race who behave badly get criticized by our community to hell and back. Your own mother will turn traitor on you if you are a pasty-faced criminal. Yet in your community it's all "he was a gud Boi!" And "dey keelin us!" If your community woke up and realized that supporting their own criminal elements purely on the grounds of race is a losing position in the long term, you wouldn't need to be an "ambassador." Because we could all just be friendly, civilized people together. We police our own, it's why we ran the world for so long, now you guys need to learn it too.
@@mogznwaz I would argue that when you are dealing with such large numbers of people it is reasonable to make generalisations about culture & religion etc. But I a far more skeptical about the benefits of immigration in general. I'm not sure immigration policy should be dictated by the demands of capital. I think capital should be dictated to by democratic nationstates. Businesses are always going to want significant immigration in order to keep wages low and provide labour & customers. But what is good for them isnt necessarily good for society.
@@mogznwaz I'm more of an ethno-nationalist myself. And I don't think it is a good idea to have immigration based on ability / education. That would end up with a situation in which the settlers are "better" than the natives and will create its own problems. Just look at how well those of Hindu background now do in politics, banking, medicine etc etc. It is a bad idea to create ethnic divisions within a national territory. And it is even worse when one group significantly outperforms others. As an ethno-nationalist if there is going to be immigration I would rather it were the most backward, antagonistic and unassimilable people possible. That way at least the native population have a chance at survival
Saw a chap walking about with a 2 year old while on his phone. He hadn't realised his son had picked a big bunch of Euphorbia. Obviously I warned him that the sap can cause a rash and if it got in his eyes he could be blinded for a couple of weeks. He took him to the toilet to wash off.
Someone's salty about being an iDrone. It's ok Romesh, you're a smart dude. Eventually you'll figure out how hard that company's bilking you and graduate from baby's first smartphone.
m8, it's comedy He's throwing shit at a wall to see what sticks, and the shit doesn't need to be accurate Did you believe him when he said he doesn't interact with his kids until his phone dies? I sure hope not
I used to teach in a women's prison. it was in the days of Big Brother. My students were watching it very assiduously. I was fascinated by the idea of prisoners watching these inmates who had chosen to be locked up.
I've seen much of this many times, and it's still funny.
My god, Romesh is honestly one of the best comedians to come out of England in absolutely ages!
I don't get his style of humor. He just seems grumpy to me, never really smiles.
That's one of the funniest statements to come out of England in centuries.😅
By what metric…?
He ain't as funny as Roy chubby brown though
Your mum contributed YOU!
Who's brought joy and laughter to millions. Xx a great contribution IMO !
Romesh is funny as fuck love this guy his lazy eye is just a bonus…
Wait.. He has a lazy eye?! I thought he was just *THAT* disinterested in everyone he was looking at that he was staring at the wall behind them/the camera!
What a sweet sweet soul, taking this gig to the max!!
I notice he only went as far south as Devon. Never go full Cornwall.
TREE WIZARD!
TREE WIZARD!!! IN THE FLESH
TREE WIZARD!
“Hands together, he creates a balloon!”
@@chaoticneutral6288me and my daughters still laugh every time we remember that video. Even my little granddaughter was walking around singing Tree Wizard.
@@ontheroad5317❤
Again, H U G E effing fan!!!!! I LOVE your comedy!!!! Moved to London from the US when I was 9.5 and spent 11+ yrs before coming back. I cannot say enough about how brilliant you are! Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
9.5 ??
Such a dense gig, jokes galore
"you're one of the good ones".... My English neighbour told me once.... I didn't know what to think of it or how to respond to it.... lol
@BrianT well he is an old man, so its fine...lucky to have good nrighbour
Just reply: you too.
Romesh is one of Britain’s finest comedians. Definitely a class act! 👍🏻
No he's not and no he's not. Not in the top 20.
Lol Ferguson not happy , 😂, took time out to read comments and reply, secret lover !
@T3cadeus ye you tell ferguson 'bro'
@T3cadeus I judge what I see and measure against others. It's all subjective.
@@johnferguson40 can't agree more he gets work because he ticks the right boxes.
Absolutely hilarious. Loved the Samsung bit especially. I am convinced that a lot of I phone only types wouldn't be so loyal to it if they became aware of how phenomenal the battery life, and cameras, are on Samsung's main flagship phones, so Romesh isn't wrong on his analysis 😂
They better not try the flip ones though. They suck in battery life :)
@@cthutu I heard the same thing.
@Fair Share Of Drowned Souls I own one so speaking from experience
As a Samsung flip phone user I can confirm that after 1-2 years, the battery is absolute shite.
They're the same to any tourist in Devon. Regardless of who you are..
They tend to hate all ‘grackles’
I live in rural north devon have lived here all my life and if i see any south Asians i say 'Namaste ji, ap kaisa hai?'
"I'm watching Game of Thrones, say something better"
Cough *last season*
Haha Romesh is hilarous 😂
Love Romesh, one of my top 5 comedians
If it wasn't because they probably are smart than must in the UK, the Japanese and Koreans might be excused for feeling confused by the way the Brits and the Commonwealth chose to define "Asian". India, Sri Lanka etc. should be more specific and say "South-Central-Asian"
I just watched Professor Tim Wilson talking about how he "infiltrated" UKIP because a) he was "concerned about the downfall of Western Civilization," and b) because he "had heard that UKIP was racist but didn't believe it." Romesh's experience is so refreshing.
you know Romesh was playing for laughs & UKIP are indeed racist, right?
Got a link to that? I like Tim, it doesn't make sense that he'd be an actual UKIPper.
@@burtcocain1986
Yeah, I like Tim as well, despite his inexplicable attachment to the fookin' Tories. He is obviously a very smart and decent man. I was really, actually shocked when he talked about joining UKIP because he was concerned about "preserving British values and traditions." How in the world could such an intelligent man not know exactly what Nigel Farage is? I will try to find that clip for you. It's a recent one. And since Tim does appear to read most of these comments, he might even decide to clarify what madness took hold of him...although I wouldn't count on it, as it is--or at least should be--the most embarrassing/shameful thing that a thinking, feeling person could possibly do.
@@haeuptlingaberja4927 whats wrong with wanting to do that?
@@hermitpermit2553
Which? To buy into Douglas Murray's racist, extreme far-right bullsht ("saving Western Civilization" from the invading swarms of inferior mud-bloods), or pretending not to know exactly what UKIP was from the very beginning?
Samsung is actually a family owned business...
This is outstanding 😅😅
I was ready to hate him but he's rather good.
That's how the foreigners get you, they disarm you with comedy and the next thing you know your family line is ending because your kids are marrying jungle bait
What year was this 😅
Lovely to see a Crawley boy done good :) Thank you!
Brilliant. Of course
Too funny bro 👍 Glasgow 🩵
Lovee Romesh!
There was a promotion on Bounty, I have 15 in the fridge currently.
Hello Romesh, just wondering if you ever listened to the Hip-Hop CD mix, I gave Leesa to give to you?
massive comedy glands in this man.
excellent stuff!
Hilarious! :D
How is the google profiting from one-liner sock puppets making comments? Plus more offensive ads!
Maybe depoliticizing America's legal system would help?
So: "A nonpartisan Justice may compel two recusals by junior partisan Justices."
How about that idea?
Like Game of Thrones, your marriage will end badly.
"You should be executed" using a rake preferably.
Classic Ramesh 😂
You are freakin hilarious! Keep on keepin on my friend.🇨🇦
Can I get one of those cards 😂
He's a brilliant comedian! 👏 ❤
Romesh mum is brilliant. A star in her own right
I agree 👍🏼 she's soo funny in her own right, I see where ramesh gets it from. 😅
@@RXM-ri9bv also Michael Whitehall (dad of Jack) priceless
I am a fan, and i don't care about this really, but I heard the "if you are on the fence about" joke a couple weeks ago from a an american comic, just about being jewish rather than about being south asian. It is a good joke.
Brilliant
Looking good Rom!!
Fair play 😂😂😂
Laugh out loud - doesn’t happen that often for me.
Perfect Rom Com
Convert to UKIP fabulous. ✌🏻
My wife take real care of her Samsung. Does this make her a Guardian of the Galaxy 😂
...get out 😂
Romesh top man!
Wow! This was so on point! Thank u for taking comedy to such worthy topics and from this great empathetic place , especially the part about older folks. U ARe one of the good ones!
Bed-wetter 🙄
Goat Sri Lankan comedian
Still love it, lol
I love his Sinhalese approximation.
@@neurodivtries4101 I love his Tamil approximation.
I could not have a more diametrically opposed experience with iPhone and Android users. iPhone users will literally not talk to an android user just because the text bubble is a different color. It's insanity.
Who sends texts in this day and age?
I don't even know what you are talking about. I have an android phone and I don't think I know anybody with an iphone. I didn't know there was any difference to sms bubbles, apart from sender and reply.
@@eddyk3 everyone I know. More efficient than phoning
@@eddyk3 iPhone users know it’s a message not a text.
@@georgielancaster1356 they’re not sms.
jolly good show! very funny :))
Very very funny.
This is real comedy , sending up things from the past , it's having a dig at the British old stuff , but it's funny and not taken personal , .we can give as good as we get . COMEDY STAND UP FOR COMEDY .
Lol actually most things are better than Game of Thrones..
Awkward they cut it off on that questionable one :)
Very successful. Netflix special. Quit teaching high school math to do this.
Maths
I wonder if Romesh is still married? He seems pretty harsh to his wife.
The Android vs IPhone discussion is silly. Because it is an every brand vs apple discussion. More apt is samsung vs apple vs huawei vs motorola vs ... etc
True cos what you just described would be hilarious..
It's comedy mate
Funny as fuck😂👍
You have a Samsung because you wish to stand out from the crowd
I have a Samsung because I can't afford an I-Phone.
We are not the same.
I have a Samsung because I know how they work 😂
The bit about Android users is more relevant to the attitude of iPhone users with their superiority complex
I think part of the joke is that the argument is usually made in the other direction, that Apple fan boys are mocked for being snobs.
Mocking Samsung users in a similar tone is unexpected, and therefore funny.
Of course any brand loyalty taken to an extreme is worthy of ridicule. It's silly to define yourself by what phone you choose to buy.
That's some pretty un-self-aware knee-jerking defensiveness there haha
How about just laughing at the fact that some people on either side are dicks?
Guessing you have a android 😂
I think Kindersuprise is better than coconut. With coconut 🥥 you know what's inside but with Kindersuprise you can be happily suprise.😂
Complete savage and the best comedian.
No where near *”best comedian!”*
Lee Evans, Dara O’Briian or Frankie Boyle might have something serious to say about this.
@@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 Oh no! We might have to throw down! (Makhachev-style) No, no, no! But politely, agree to disagree. Romesh is my absolute favorite! I saw his show in NYC in January and met him. He was unreal! But I get it. We all have our faves! No fighting needed! 😉 #romeshranganathan
@@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1white boys rule, hon?
False hip Pissed myself what I can’t say Darky 😮😂
Tell me you don't know why tech people like androids without telling me that
I can't listen to rap music. Well, it's not that I can't listen, but if I sing along, I'm suddenly a racist..
What alternative is there in UK
It's funny, but having to remember that people see you as a 'representative' of some minority demographic you happen to be part, is actually quite stressful.
When someone is trying to treat you like a mug or unfairly, you can't be seen to be annoyed if feeling angry because you will come off worse and whatever demographic you represent looks bad and it perpetuates the negative views of the group.
Real simple solution to this: don't live in foreign nations. Go home to your people.
superbe
Brilliant he literally the only funny one out there.😂
Isn’t he great. 😂
the beginning is sooo accurate 😂😂 as a black woman I feel like I have to be on my best behavior every time I meet a whitey cause I need to represent my people
"A whitey" - love that 😂Somehow reverse racism (that an actual term?) is funny as fuck to me
@@ipellaersno such thing as reverse racism, you git. You need to understand power.
Is it really so hard for you to just behave in a civilized manner though? Notice how people of our race who behave badly get criticized by our community to hell and back. Your own mother will turn traitor on you if you are a pasty-faced criminal. Yet in your community it's all "he was a gud Boi!" And "dey keelin us!"
If your community woke up and realized that supporting their own criminal elements purely on the grounds of race is a losing position in the long term, you wouldn't need to be an "ambassador." Because we could all just be friendly, civilized people together. We police our own, it's why we ran the world for so long, now you guys need to learn it too.
Ahhaha funny guy
Ranganathan is funny and i like him but are ageist jokes really a good way of countering racism?
I like that the joke comes very very late on. Where those old me are going with my kids!
Very retorical
The irony here of course is Nigel claims to prefer Indian immigration to Eastern European
No he didn’t think preference should be shown to anyone, just the right person for the job and numbers limited. That’s sensible.
@@mogznwaz Dos vadanya suka bliyat
@@mogznwaz I would argue that when you are dealing with such large numbers of people it is reasonable to make generalisations about culture & religion etc. But I a far more skeptical about the benefits of immigration in general. I'm not sure immigration policy should be dictated by the demands of capital. I think capital should be dictated to by democratic nationstates. Businesses are always going to want significant immigration in order to keep wages low and provide labour & customers. But what is good for them isnt necessarily good for society.
@@LS-xs7sg I don’t disagree with you at all. But in the world as it is I’d settle for what I said.
@@mogznwaz I'm more of an ethno-nationalist myself. And I don't think it is a good idea to have immigration based on ability / education. That would end up with a situation in which the settlers are "better" than the natives and will create its own problems. Just look at how well those of Hindu background now do in politics, banking, medicine etc etc. It is a bad idea to create ethnic divisions within a national territory. And it is even worse when one group significantly outperforms others. As an ethno-nationalist if there is going to be immigration I would rather it were the most backward, antagonistic and unassimilable people possible. That way at least the native population have a chance at survival
😅
Saw a chap walking about with a 2 year old while on his phone. He hadn't realised his son had picked a big bunch of Euphorbia.
Obviously I warned him that the sap can cause a rash and if it got in his eyes he could be blinded for a couple of weeks.
He took him to the toilet to wash off.
Romesh is funny but he speaks facts.
He's neither funny nor factual but he's good a leveraging left wing bigotry
🙃
He's a funny guy.
Yeah. He's one of the good ones. 😂
@@matthiasbalke9089 Pmsl.
Romesh just described my path into UKIP. :-)))
I thought he had moved to America and wanted to be an American citizen? He could become a Republican for a laugh.
Someone's salty about being an iDrone. It's ok Romesh, you're a smart dude. Eventually you'll figure out how hard that company's bilking you and graduate from baby's first smartphone.
From bad to worse😊
70,000 views and 1300 likes ?...?
MASTER OF THE 3 R S : REACTIONARY ROMESH RANGANATHAN
Ha,ha 🤮🤮🤮
I'm old enough to remember when Romesh was funny......oh, hang on, he's never been funny.
echo chambers are never funny...
very ignorant take on android
m8, it's comedy
He's throwing shit at a wall to see what sticks, and the shit doesn't need to be accurate
Did you believe him when he said he doesn't interact with his kids until his phone dies? I sure hope not
Race race race, one trick pony
Yeah, England is like that.
Will you be doing anything with your Mother soon as she was the best person you have done anything with
More privately-educated privilege. Just stop watching these people. 7% of people in UK, but over 40% in entertainment industry.
Buster, you’re a racist!
Beats Nish Kumar by a long way !!
@Longrodvonhugendon .... so name a comedian you enjoy🤔
@longrodvonhugendon9209dead white guys, LOL!
@Longrodvonhugendon Lee Evans might be iconic but his comedy is about 30 years out of date
Nish kumar on mute beats nish kumar.
Based romesh
Bruh, I'm on Android simply because I don't have enough money to drop on an iphone. I'm broke af 😭
Crazy. This mindset of the Asian guy is the problem is terribly bad. It's not the Asian guys fault in any way.. Weird